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[carmine forge]

proof?

[nocturne iron]

right guys?

[delicate willow]

Canada invented the school shooting

[cinder crag]

slava amerika

[cinder crag]

americans perfected it

[void kelp]

Wilno

[delicate willow]

now post guns dummy

As they say, "put up or shut up"

[cinder crag]

[delicate willow]

not your image :p

[void kelp]

Yes it is

[delicate willow]

also unironically me irl

[void kelp]

(it's not I'm lying but he doesn't know)

[delicate willow]

reverse image search

[nocturne iron]

here's mine

remember?

[delicate willow]

LOL

[void kelp]

Sks and tokarev are nato guns?

[delicate willow]

It's a joke

you weren't here for it

[nocturne iron]

yeah nato certified

[lone tusk]

whathell soo many guns

[delicate willow]

Here's the Mosin and Auto 5 I got recently

[delicate willow]

Still not enough

[nocturne iron]

woah no way

[lone tusk]

Theres another gun dude

[nocturne iron]

me too

[delicate willow]

mfw can't buy a PPSH or any AK pattern

[lone tusk]

Let's call him

[void kelp]

You know what you must do

[void kelp]

You can't buy aks?

[delicate willow]

WHERE'S NANCY PELOSI

[delicate willow]

Canuckistan

[void kelp]

JOR BIDAIN

[delicate willow]

They also consider the SVD an AK variant so can't have that either

[void kelp]

Bruh

[lone tusk]

How about buying a m4?

[delicate willow]

AR variants got all banned May 2020

[lone tusk]

And all the accessories

I'm totally not a fed just buy a m4

[delicate willow]

I also don't like AR patterns

[nocturne iron]

Crash wanna be friends

[delicate willow]

We are friends cause we're the same

[lone tusk]

this man is dutyer that's for sure

[void kelp]

Based

Based and AKpilled

[delicate willow]

"Gun shitds where it eats"

[lament zealot]

Ew! CANADIAN!

[delicate willow]

Post guns

[nocturne iron]

Crash stop the joke isn't funny anymore :c

[delicate willow]

@nocturne iron US

[void kelp]

Und me

[lament zealot]

I only have parts, I want to build my own but I haven’t gotten around to actually acquiring everything

[nocturne iron]

holy shid you're right

[void kelp]

Build a 762 54r ak

[nocturne iron]

those memes are getting far too oddly specific

[delicate willow]

I recommend looking at auction websites if the parts are obscure,
I used Numrich for my Walther P1

[lone tusk]

[void kelp]

No balls

[lament zealot]

naw, I generally dislike obscure firearms

[delicate willow]

POV: You are under 18

[lament zealot]

Like sure they’re neat, but I think there are better things I can buy for the price

[delicate willow]

Aw man you have no idea how much I want a Frommer Stop

[void kelp]

True

[nocturne iron]

POV: im older than most here

[lone tusk]

I can have only one gun in brazil and i need to do a 1200 words essay about it, is harder them enter in a university here

The funny thing is buying a revolver illegally is like 5 dollars

Brazil is literally the best in doing anything wrong

[delicate willow]

Ez

Didn't Bolsonaro make it easier?

[carmine forge]

they have cool rainforest tho

[nocturne iron]

not for long

[delicate willow]

Which is pretty based tbh

[delicate willow]

same

[lone tusk]

Is no longer ours, we sell it to the European dudes

[lament zealot]

it’s not the trees

[delicate willow]

Aren't Glocks (ew) stupid expensive

[lament zealot]

Not particularly

[lone tusk]

I got a bunch of bananeiras close to my home, still, i have to pay 2 dollars for a single banana in the market

[lament zealot]

I mean I hear they’re kind of expensive, more so nowadays

[delicate willow]

In Brazil

not generally

[lament zealot]

Oh yeah maybe idk

[delicate willow]

Why wouldn't I know the price of a Glock

[lone tusk]

It is, but the tauros is the last gun industry in brazil their revolvers are cheap

[nocturne iron]

dude I bet the bananas there taste better than the imported it

[delicate willow]

They're mid range pistols (around ~700-800 CAD)

[delicate willow]

Taurus
Not even once

[lament zealot]

Imagine being unironically afraid of a firearm

[delicate willow]

Still better than a hi point

[carmine forge]

and i thought being a banana republic had its up sides💀

[lone tusk]

I'm afraid of them

[lament zealot]

Hi points are not that bad

[delicate willow]

for?

Literally any of my uses? Terrible.

[lament zealot]

Although if you’ve got the money, you should probably buy something better

[lone tusk]

We are a banana republic bc our institutions are bad and bc we could use bananas as money

[delicate willow]

I would genuinely take a surplus Tokarev over a Hi Point

[delicate willow]

Alot of people are scared to touch one

Source: I've taken over 10 people that have never touched a gun shooting

[lament zealot]

That’s cringe

[nocturne iron]

you won't take me

[lament zealot]

I’ve never touched one, technically

[lone tusk]

Me too, i shot once but I'm afraid to have one at home, but i probably will

[lone tusk]

I already applied for the essay

[delicate willow]

What's very interesting is women are generally better shots than men at pistols shooting from their first try

[lament zealot]

I’d only be afraid of breaking the thing or pinching my fingers somewhere

[lone tusk]

Duty propaganda

[lament zealot]

by how much?

[delicate willow]

You need to learn to respect the the gun (kinda like a car)

[delicate willow]

Time, date. when?

I will gladly take you

[ripe merlin]

Ragdolls in stalker be like

[lone tusk]

I used to shoot some 9mm, my arms hurt a bit but was fun, my fear is about malfunctions

Whe i buy one i will have a safe

[teal oracle]

What this from

[nocturne iron]

we're going on a date? already?

[delicate willow]

Like, quite a bit.
As in, where women can consistently hit near center for their first try and can take corrections and follow up on them, men often miss paper or hit erratically and don't like being told what they do wrong

[delicate willow]

Hell yeah brother

[lone tusk]

a dutyer and a freedomer

[nocturne iron]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-blush-gif-24176954

[ripe merlin]

Left hand redpilled democratic canadian

[lone tusk]

The zone Romeo and Juliette

[ripe merlin]

The Walking Dead S8

[teal oracle]

That looks like something from 2008 bro

[delicate willow]

Malfunctions are rare and it comes down to knowing your gun,
Squibs are incredibly rare with factory ammo,
Any other malfunction is not dangerous (assuming you load the correct ammo into your gun which is says on the case head)

[delicate willow]

I like to classify myself as a radical centrist

[candid cloud]

Hey, guys, wanna hear a joke?

[ripe merlin]

2017, it's looks okay in general for a show that started in 2010

[lone tusk]

My instructor told me this still I'm scared af

[delicate willow]

Women

[candid cloud]

*Your life.

[high sail]

oh gun talk?

[delicate willow]

I've shot thousands of rounds and have never experienced a squib

[lone tusk]

[delicate willow]

Yes, I keep a document for my personal use chronicling every round fired

[ripe merlin]

I only fired air guns

[delicate willow]

That's still cool,

[lone tusk]

@delicate willow @nocturne iron now you guys are in my fumo posts

Buy a fumo now

[ripe merlin]

I barely remember them but I remember using some sort of small metal ammo with guns that look maybe like mosain, m1 grand or any ww1 long gun

[lone tusk]

Even misfire?

Tauros have a problem here

Their guns randomly kill policemans

[delicate willow]

Misfire as in press trigger gun doesn't go bang?
Or are you talking about hangfire

[delicate willow]

Don't buy a Taurus, ez

[lone tusk]

Last year a missfired gun kill a policeman on rio de janeiro

[lone tusk]

it's all we have

[delicate willow]

Explain what a misfire is

[lone tusk]

they go bang here

[nocturne iron]

Crash aren't you in a meeting at work

[high sail]

i know too

[delicate willow]

not anymore

[lone tusk]

Shooting without press the trigger

[ripe merlin]

They buy new guns there every time theirs get dirty

[delicate willow]

That's either a negligent or accidental discharge

[lone tusk]

I can't buy a gun with bananas

[carmine forge]

what if it's intentional?

[lone tusk]

i hope so, still scared anyway

[void kelp]

Yes you can

[ripe merlin]

Yes you can, buy money with bananas and guns with money

[void kelp]

You just haven't found the right person

[carmine forge]

you checked?

[lone tusk]

I can't sell bananas here, everybody got bananas too, it's a bananas republic

[nocturne iron]

find funky kong

[delicate willow]

Negligent == You caused it and didn't mean to by not following one of the 4 main rules (dangerous)
Accidental == You followed all the rules and gun went off (safe)

[nocturne iron]

he has the coconut gun for sale

[lone tusk]

Dk probably live in brazil

[lone tusk]

I see

[ripe merlin]

Outside of country, in balkan countries you can sell for better profit cuz high prices everywhere bad economy

[low steppe]

A

[delicate willow]

Did they not teach you that during your course

[lone tusk]

The bananas will rot until they get there

[delicate willow]

or what to do if you press the trigger and the hammer or striker falls but gun doesn't shoot

[lone tusk]

No, i was shooting for fun

My course is now

[ripe merlin]

Pick them while green, ship em in trucks

[nocturne iron]

look directly into the barrel

[delicate willow]

lemme send you my textbook that I used (PDF)

[nocturne iron]

make sure the bullet is in there still

[delicate willow]

not yet

[lone tusk]

Green bananas rot in a week here

[lone tusk]

[nocturne iron]

put your fingers in the barrel

[lone tusk]

Imma go look in the hole when the gun misfire to see if it's alright

[nocturne iron]

beat the gun with a stick

[lone tusk]

🥢

[ripe merlin]

@lone tusk

[nocturne iron]

send the gun off on a traditional burial at sea

[lone tusk]

Wanna play doorkickers

[nocturne iron]

crash isn't telling me the first step so I guess I'm right

[ripe merlin]

I wanna play lost alpha in high fps

[high sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153801114091521/1081224337153069117/clEZZiLm3dk.png
since we are on the topic of firearms :3

[lone tusk]

Doorkickers is like ready or not but from above

[teal oracle]

Real

[lone tusk]

Femboys army

[high sail]

pretty sure they are trans

[lone tusk]

theres no femboys in my army, only corruption and underpaid soldiers

[lone tusk]

Look the dude behind

[high sail]

https://tenor.com/view/shrug-gif-25269231

[delicate willow]

Point firearm in a safe direction for 30 seconds with a firm grip in case it fires,
If it does unload and check that the case is not stuck on the bolt/slide and that a new round can be safely loaded.

If it doesn't fire unload the round and check the primer to see if it has been struck.
If not, try a different round. If that one doesn't work check to see your firing pin isn't broken.

If there's a light primer strike it's perfectly safe to try firing again so long as the bullet or casing isn't deformed.

[carmine forge]

Do you go to many wars recently?

[prisma zephyr]

🇺🇸

[lone tusk]

Crash is the duty fire instructor

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/politics-getting-political-gray-aba-gif-23528198

[lone tusk]

We got a big problem on our borders

[carmine forge]

Argentina?

[lone tusk]

Too mamy cartels creating trouble

[carmine forge]

or drug trafficking?

[lone tusk]

Colombia

[high sail]

honestly, i would not be surprised if i became trans/ was on hrt in the future

[carmine forge]

oh

[delicate willow]

He doesn't know about Thai ladyboys

[nocturne iron]

I think that's gun unsafety

[delicate willow]

You are not trans, you are 14

[ripe merlin]

This u

[delicate willow]

I think that's gun unsafety
Fun safety

[lone tusk]

@carmine forge and we got something called glo, it's a military intervention but in a small place, when the police can't handle the situation the army was called to intervene and this is happening a lot

[neon vale]

looked at new eu4 achievements
real

[azure spade]

Why there are so many femboys our days?

[high sail]

i forgot about those lol

[neon vale]

they are based

[teal oracle]

Nah I like polish chicks

[delicate willow]

Unironically microplastics lowering testosterone amounts in men

[carmine forge]

Dam, you guys seem to be in a permanent near-civil war

[nocturne iron]

because they are allowed to speak

[ripe merlin]

You're extinct for a reason

[high sail]

people want to be feminine
and i dont blame them

[teal oracle]

What

[ripe merlin]

Amongsus

[silent meteor]

How are women in poland (I'm coming to stay in wrocław for 1 month and 14 days)

[lone tusk]

You know the US war on drugs?
In brazil is literally a war, we literally got the army on the streets

[teal oracle]

I don’t live there so I wouldent know

[azure spade]

You are one of them

[ripe merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-gif-23593257

[teal oracle]

But I know the two polish chicks in my class were cute

[high sail]

yes

[azure spade]

I see

[teal oracle]

You confuse me

[ripe merlin]

13-16 terrible

[carmine forge]

based?

[silent meteor]

Naw bro wtf

Above 18 I mean

[ripe merlin]

Than average

[silent meteor]

Wdym by that

You mean the looks?

[ripe merlin]

What

Mostly looks

[high sail]

?

[azure spade]

💀

[silent meteor]

How are they mentally man

Personality wise

[high sail]

??

[lone tusk]

The army was fine, our police force is veery corrupt, so yeah i think it's based, they make the thing safe at least for while.
But our politicians really don't want to end the drug traffic, they don't catch the gang leaders and only put the army in the streets to make "peace", most of our politicians got affiliations with the drug traffic, corruption and corrupt policemen groups called 'militias"

[ripe merlin]

This sounds homophobic but all the lgbtq girls will wear weird or 90-70s clothing

[azure spade]

Skull emoj

[silent meteor]

Sorry my enligh not good

[nocturne iron]

it's true

[silent meteor]

Wow but those clothes are cool

[ripe merlin]

Nope, they look like hobos

[void kelp]

So this isnt political

[neon vale]

sounds bad

[lone tusk]

No it's literally brazil

[silent meteor]

Oh

[lone tusk]

[silent meteor]

Do they know english

Idk how to talk in polish

[neon vale]

shame that the brazilian government cant make drugs legal like the us did in the prohibition

[silent meteor]

I know basic shit only

[nocturne iron]

they often have the largest gaudiest earrings and jewelry you've ever seen

[lone tusk]

They gain more money by keep like this

[ripe merlin]

Yes but as good as any Balkan country, heavy Slavic accent

[high sail]

i need more girly clothes tbh

[prisma zephyr]

[azure spade]

💀💀

[lone tusk]

it's the fate of 80% of the ex colonies

[high sail]

what the feck do you want

[lone tusk]

Look at the brazil neighbors

So many civil wars

[silent meteor]

It's fine i have that too

I think I can manage

[lone tusk]

Equador is having a civil war rn

[shy narwhal]

Ireland? Seriously?

[azure spade]

I'm just trolling lol

[carmine forge]

ivory coast actually

[shy narwhal]

That's the Irish flag

Oh shit

Right

[nocturne iron]

not confusing at all

[shy narwhal]

Same thing

[lone tusk]

Kuro is seeing above the matrix now

[atomic lynx]

f*cking true

[silent meteor]

Turkey aswell???

[high sail]

oh hi viktorn

[high sail]

what

[void kelp]

Sylky is insane(2)

[nocturne iron]

he lives in Brazil it comes with the territory

[atomic lynx]

Yup

[lone tusk]

you too hum is seeing above the matrix hum

[runic glacier]

[atomic lynx]

Turkey aswell

[lone tusk]

Literally me

[silent meteor]

Wait what I responded to the wrong message

[runic glacier]

Idn

[atomic lynx]

💀

[nocturne iron]

cirno ? right

[silent meteor]

My discord is running very slow

[void kelp]

Stop calling it matrix it makes you sound like andrew gayte

[atomic lynx]

skill issue

[high sail]

@silent meteoryou seem to be very horny for girls

[lone tusk]

Skill issue

[silent meteor]

Shut up bird I will throw rock at you

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/im-feeling-a-little-tension-clive-schitts-creek-awkward-uncomfortable-gif-20848114

[silent meteor]

I don't think so

[void kelp]

Hi. It's actually more accurately Viktor P. As in Viktor Preobreshensky

[atomic lynx]

I'll sh*t ontop of your head

[high sail]

ok fellow homosexual

[silent meteor]

Why shit cenzor

[nocturne iron]

I've never been to a bar

[atomic lynx]

Don't wanna make Wolf mad

My DM's are spammed by it yelling at me to not to swear

[nocturne iron]

me too

[lone tusk]

@teal oracle @ripe merlin

[runic glacier]

Baby cat

[prisma zephyr]

Same

[simple sage]

Andomim#1281 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[silent meteor]

Oops

[silent meteor]

What about fack

[lone tusk]

He buys the coce

[silent meteor]

Why everything cenzor

I'm so mad

[nocturne iron]

cum isn't

[lone tusk]

The bot already censored me in the mods channel
The hierarchy is this

Wolf bot>> gsc>>mods>helpers>you

[simple sage]

Andomim#1281 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[nocturne iron]

https://tenor.com/view/nervous-smile-heh-gif-24170482

[atomic lynx]

I am saving that

[silent meteor]

I'm not trying to fack women in poland, I'm going there for my studies, a girlfriend would be nice tho

[lone tusk]

Did you know windows old drivers are in C
C
I hate C

[runic glacier]

Why not C

[lone tusk]

Feck*

[silent meteor]

Fack*

[lone tusk]

Feck

[runic glacier]

Fug

[silent meteor]

I like fack more

[atomic lynx]

God why

[lone tusk]

[lone tusk]

It's the ancient language

[atomic lynx]

May God have mercy on whoever uses C, C# or C++

[silent meteor]

What's a C++

[atomic lynx]

A programming language

One that should not be learnt if you wanna keep your sanity

[silent meteor]

Print (hello) yes?

[lone tusk]

I use them and python, lua and arduino

[atomic lynx]

That's Python

[silent meteor]

I'm so good at program

[high sail]

Understandable, horny boy
Good luck

[lone tusk]

It's wrong anyway

[atomic lynx]

Yea, it's wrong but the format is on python

[silent meteor]

🗿

[lone tusk]

Hello is there as variable but it's a word
Print('hello')
Is the correct stance

[high sail]

Id practice my english And polish If i were You

[void kelp]

The only code I half know is expression2

[atomic lynx]

Don't give me programming tips on 1am

[high sail]

Not to flex but i got a bf
Its pretty great

[nocturne iron]

go to sleep

[atomic lynx]

I don't need to suffer more

[lone tusk]

Sleep

I love programming

Is my life career

[nocturne iron]

not to flex but im engaged to marry

[neon vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/854495809633648650/1092863041252634694/trim.CD4684AE-C41D-4744-BFE9-BAAE8DAAC42E.mov

[atomic lynx]

Me too, however it's sometimes the biggest regret I have in my life

[lone tusk]

I hate c dude

[atomic lynx]

Like why I choose to suffer in programming? Because I love it

[lone tusk]

Kill C language

[atomic lynx]

This

[silent meteor]

I understand a little bit of polish

[carmine forge]

I love C(not really)

[atomic lynx]

Kill the entire C language

[silent meteor]

Just a very tiny little bit

[atomic lynx]

We don't need it

[void kelp]

I should probably learn lua

[nocturne iron]

yeah you won't get laid then

[carmine forge]

but suffering with pointers was sure memorable

[nocturne iron]

unless you pay for it

[neon vale]

this video is so funny
just two shoplifters taking down an armed robber and then they just hand the gun to the cashier

[nocturne iron]

sounds like something that would happen where I work

[void kelp]

I dont need relationships I need to get better times on hl2 speedruns

[atomic lynx]

The guy watching the camera would go "what the fuck?"

[simple sage]

Penguan#5019 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[neon vale]

bruh

[atomic lynx]

Also wait, did I just said f*ck without triggering wolf?

[neon vale]

so fuck? is uncensored

with a question mark

[silent meteor]

What about inglish

[atomic lynx]

We found the loophole boys

[neon vale]

what about fuck.

[nocturne iron]

fuck? yeah!

[carmine forge]

it's within quotation marks and next to a "?"

[neon vale]

ok
punctuation gets around it

[prisma zephyr]

🤓

[nocturne iron]

fụck

[neon vale]

fuck. fuck, fuck! and fuck? work

[atomic lynx]

Time to abuse?

[carmine forge]

you can also say fuсk if you really want to

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/neighborhood-spiderman-yuh-everybody-gets-only-one-peter-griffin-family-guy-gif-16522409

[silent meteor]

Fack

[neon vale]

true

[nocturne iron]

fucking?

oh ok

[simple sage]

Waifuslayer#2781 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[nocturne iron]

LOL

[high sail]

Epicly

[atomic lynx]

Laugh at him

[silent meteor]

Me moldavian boy, fack your family complete

[atomic lynx]

Got the whole merc squad laughing

[high sail]

Wha
You're moldovan?

[silent meteor]

Yes why

[high sail]

Doamne

Nu cred

[silent meteor]

Apâ dacă nu crez nam și sat fac

[nocturne iron]

hey

English >:(

[silent meteor]

Hello

[high sail]

Adevărat

[silent meteor]

I'm inhlish yes

[carmine forge]

not really meme about the og moldova but still

[nocturne iron]

oh okay

carry on

[silent meteor]

Me english boy

[nocturne iron]

my ancestor killed the king of England

fun fact?

[silent meteor]

I don't really like romanians

[nocturne iron]

specifically king Charles I

[silent meteor]

They always act superior

To moldavians

[high sail]

Pentru că suntem:3

[silent meteor]

Like this guy over here

[nocturne iron]

sorry I had an adhd moment

[void kelp]

Hide wallets

[high sail]

Im getting some gay horny toughts rn dammit

[nocturne iron]

sometimes the impulsive thoughts are too much

[carmine forge]

Romania rightfully belongs to the Great Nation of Moldova

[nocturne iron]

wait

[silent meteor]

Don't worry as long as moldavian boy here wallet will stay în place

[azure spade]

I thought that they are always in your head

[silent meteor]

True

[azure spade]

[void kelp]

I know the fix you cut off your dick and then get electro shock therapy to the point that you lose all of your memory.

[high sail]

No they go away sometimes
But i think about my bf too much

[shy narwhal]

Milsimmers has no rank, i will address to them as skill issue

[high sail]

You drank cum

[silent meteor]

So typical of a romanian to say

[azure spade]

You literally speaking about him all day long

[azure spade]

Man, that's to much, really

[high sail]

Yes
I love him that much

[neon vale]

i thought about getting arma
but i dont quite like being told what to do so i would probably just go AWOL

[nocturne iron]

im just surprised that people really all do act the same no matter where they live

[carmine forge]

real?

[atomic lynx]

The best way to call them

[void kelp]

I just explained to him how to become a combine soldier

[azure spade]

Lol

[nocturne iron]

I thought it was just American gay boys who acted like that

[atomic lynx]

Like I am a Milsim fan, but God damn the Milsim nerds are cringe @shy narwhal

[azure spade]

💀💀💀

[silent meteor]

I wish

[neon vale]

i mean
why wouldnt they 💀

[void kelp]

Yes I raid sperm bank to create the cum chalice

[shy narwhal]

If they want so bad a rank they should enlist, oh right, they can't even manage to get in

[neon vale]

i know malays that talk similarly to people ive talked to from canada

[atomic lynx]

True

[silent meteor]

But I don't think the tricolor on the flag makes sense at that point

[high sail]

Based
I wanna raid my bf at the airsoft field

[atomic lynx]

And even if they get in, they wouldn't survive

[nocturne iron]

idk really, I was just convinced that America solely was just so different

[atomic lynx]

I know I wouldn't survive if I enlisted

[silent meteor]

Tricolor supposedly is a symbol of unification

[neon vale]

america is not too different
we are just better

[void kelp]

I wanna raid the white house with an army of armed anarchists(in minecraft)

[carmine forge]

Is there a better version?

[nocturne iron]

not in like a good or bad way just that everyone just acted differently than the rest of the world

[azure spade]

Better don't

[high sail]

Woah

[neon vale]

probably just the old red background

[nocturne iron]

it's strange to see that I'm wrong and I'm okay with that

[silent meteor]

Yes

This makes much more sense

[void kelp]

Wouldnt that be such a cool minecraft mod

[atomic lynx]

I sense that this topic will go political

[void kelp]

[nocturne iron]

im done on my topic

[neon vale]

lets talk about moldovan politics

[lone tusk]

You're a mod stop this

[atomic lynx]

I'm not

[void kelp]

Hes not

[atomic lynx]

Wait im a discord mod?

watch him give me mod permissions

[lone tusk]

I dunno

Ask wolf

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-pyrocynical-reverse-gif-21542556

[silent meteor]

Romanians will call me russian supporter dog for not wanting to unify

[atomic lynx]

He'll scream at me to not to swear

[silent meteor]

Even though that's not true

[lone tusk]

That's rule 8 fren

[carmine forge]

Offer them to become a part of Moldova

[high sail]

Better do

[lone tusk]

that's escalating very quickly

[nocturne iron]

I forgot to stir my noodles :<

[carmine forge]

ok we better stop

[nocturne iron]

the top is uncooked

[silent meteor]

Ok no politik

[lone tusk]

You can say that you hate your country just don't bring the war topic, got it?

👍

[high sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1054267609731829770/1092100124810944614/FsrpP4XXsAc8WK2.png

[lone tusk]

And also no hate speech

[high sail]

Everytime You post that i will post this

[azure spade]

Literally you

[silent meteor]

Has nothing to do with the war

[neon vale]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153801114091521/1092161938844299334/patriotism.gif

[high sail]

Ong the dream

[azure spade]

It's a risk for your eyes and your health in general

[azure spade]

Idk what's "ong"

[neon vale]

on god

[lone tusk]

it has friend

[nocturne iron]

@high sail how do you feel about sport wrestling

[azure spade]

My patriotism is always in my body

[neon vale]

i wonder if its possible to speak in the ua offtop or ru offtop using a translator

[silent meteor]

What

[atomic lynx]

I don't feel that way, because I'm always patriotic and nationalist

[high sail]

Idk never watched

[azure spade]

Ty

[nocturne iron]

my friend describes it as the socially acceptable way to watch buff men stradle eachother

[lone tusk]

Average turk

[silent meteor]

Either way I can't be patriot for my country because either sides will call me dog for not agreeing with them

[high sail]

That will be me and my bf at the airsoft field ong ong fr fr

[neon vale]

nationalist

[atomic lynx]

That is true, average turk

[prisma zephyr]

There is also Mount Your Friends

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/tayvan-taiwan-taiwan-flag-gif-23460831

[prisma zephyr]

I don't think national pride is inherently bad

[azure spade]

You will decrease his reputation in the eyes of his teammates, that's for sure

[neon vale]

they are both gay
his teammates will not care if they didnt care before 💀

[high sail]

Nah we'll find a spot hidden from the public

[void kelp]

Bro is a chinese patriot

[high sail]

My bf Says he aint gay
Im just feminine enough

[nocturne iron]

what

[silent meteor]

Here's a good depiction

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/rocket-taiwan-中華民國-國旗-gif-14105153

[void kelp]

The joke was winnie

[high sail]

Me on the left

[azure spade]

I think his teammates know that he's gay

[carmine forge]

seems to be accurate, considering the local romanian

[azure spade]

💀💀💀💀💀

[high sail]

He fr just sent 5 skull emojis

[azure spade]

That's the level of cringe I felt

[void kelp]

Ain't no way. I had a friend who said this before but ain't no way your bf says that.

[nocturne iron]

he ain't gay but is staying for dick?

[neon vale]

pull up the urban dictionary @void kelp

[high sail]

Hes gay
He just wont admit

[high sail]

Ill Make him admit

[azure spade]

[silent meteor]

@high sail is he romanian aswell?

[high sail]

No

[nocturne iron]

you a top bottom or vers?

[void kelp]

[high sail]

Not saying

[silent meteor]

Where he from

[nocturne iron]

bottom

[high sail]

I will not Say

[silent meteor]

I don't get what top and bottom mean

[nocturne iron]

Rip

[carmine forge]

who?

[high sail]

Vik pull out the urban dictionary again

[atomic lynx]

That's a yikes

[void kelp]

Who is fuсking and who is getting fuсked.

Pretty simple.

[carmine forge]

I think viktorn is russian-american or something

[neon vale]

victorp isnt real

[high sail]

Top: The one who banging
Bottom: the one whos getting banged

[silent meteor]

This might sound homophobic but we call it the man and woman in the relationship

[nocturne iron]

lul

[azure spade]

[nocturne iron]

you'd be surprised buddy

[lone tusk]

Everybody here is half american except me, I'm half brazilian and the another half is brazilian

[atomic lynx]

Honestly, I belive I'm a top, but sometimes i think that I might be bottom

[neon vale]

ive always heard it be said as "the one who wears the pants in the household"

[atomic lynx]

I'm half Armenian half Turk

[neon vale]

thats possible?

[nocturne iron]

Im Portuguese- American :)

[atomic lynx]

Well, not half Armenian, but i have Armenian blood in me

[high sail]

Im a femboy

[lone tusk]

Give my gold back

[nocturne iron]

no

[atomic lynx]

Because of my father's great great grandfather was a Armenian @neon vale

[silent meteor]

So you just turk

[void kelp]

Well yeah cuz ur not gay.

So it doesnt matter.

[neon vale]

full american
my family is literally from chicago and mineral point for generations

[carmine forge]

what's next? Half-Arabic half-Jew

[high sail]

(vik is a bottom)

[atomic lynx]

Wait hold on its not Armenian I messed up @silent meteor @neon vale

[azure spade]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-nightmare315-gif-24908881

[atomic lynx]

It's Albanian, not Armenian

[neon vale]

makes slightly more sense

[atomic lynx]

Countries, sometimes I get it confused

[nocturne iron]

https://tenor.com/view/albania-albanian-balkan-balkans-the-balkans-gif-25998723

[carmine forge]

Thank God. The previous combination was absolutely cursed

[neon vale]

i cannot claim european ancestry as my closest relative from europe was probably born in like 1810 💀

[silent meteor]

Albanians like doing the organ selling business

[azure spade]

I am Ukrainian, and I'm proud of it

[void kelp]

Maybe.

[nocturne iron]

suck it mine was Sir William Goffe

[silent meteor]

I guess it's successful

[neon vale]

irish potato famine is probably what put them here

[high sail]

Fun?

[void kelp]

Come on get yer black and tans

[lament zealot]

basically who is more dominant and who is more submissive

[void kelp]

Fun% Half Life 1 Movement HL2 Speedrun

[silent meteor]

Ну хорош

[atomic lynx]

Yea, I noticed it.

I noticed that it was wrong after sending it

[lament zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/shqiptar-albaner-albanian-shqipe-me-plis-gif-23102355

[neon vale]

actually wait
i forgot about one great great grandpa
who fought in ww1 for the germans

that is probably the closest relative from europe

[lone tusk]

I used to make the people here think that I'm Albanian

[carmine forge]

I can sorta claim German ancestry. My last German ancestor was probably also born in XIX century but to this day my lineage kept the germanic last name

[high sail]

Nor a femboy
Ive been getting like compliments and stuff from guys

[nocturne iron]

dude

[void kelp]

You are a femboy

[silent meteor]

My mom ukranian

[ripe merlin]

Me pretending to be a baby to evade D.E.A.

[neon vale]

one of hitler's trusted advisors shares my last name

[silent meteor]

My dad moldavian

[void kelp]

You literally have a "femboy" airsoft loadout

[high sail]

Yes

[carmine forge]

Based mom

[atomic lynx]

I have little Albanian blood in me, but I'm mostly Turk

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/poland-brock-lesnar-scream-polska-poland-flag-gif-24793010

[carmine forge]

Based dad

[void kelp]

You are a femboy then

[void kelp]

I've been mistaken for a girl many times during the quarantine and I don't even wear feminine clothes in public. People think I'm a tomboy or something.

[azure spade]

Poland is based

[carmine forge]

Braun?

[nocturne iron]

guys anyone wanna visit the Missouri cheese caves

[lament zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-that-gif-14729957

[high sail]

Lmao

[neon vale]

starts with an A
lesser known man

[atomic lynx]

And I look like an European and Asian had a child

[void kelp]

True(idk why it's based i just like my country)

[lament zealot]

SHORT MF DETECTED

[high sail]

Or maybe he's pretty feminine

[carmine forge]

proof?

[azure spade]

Lol, how is it possible?

[void kelp]

It must be my hair and shortness.

[high sail]

Yes

[high sail]

Show proof

[atomic lynx]

You really want me to dox myself?

[void kelp]

My eyes don't help.

[carmine forge]

Well, doxxing isn't really about appearence

[void kelp]

Being short is a blessing in disguise

[atomic lynx]

Like I would fall for that dox bait

[lament zealot]

cope

[void kelp]

I look like a methhead rn I've been wearing headphones all day.

[carmine forge]

Some people here have never posted their face but I know their approximate residence

[void kelp]

What do you mean cope?

[neon vale]

actually this might not be true
must be a similar sounding name

[atomic lynx]

How tall are you?

[candid cloud]

:__:

[void kelp]

True...

[neon vale]

it is still a very german name, most people i can find with it are either german or american

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/predator-handshake-arnold-schwarzenegger-carl-weathers-gif-17765053

My man

[high sail]

Gay

[atomic lynx]

So, i know y'all gonna call this a BS, but im 207cm long

[void kelp]

Been listening to the hardbass with skullcandy to blow my eardrums out.

[lament zealot]

6'3"

[neon vale]

a few from wisconsin too

[atomic lynx]

6'10"

[teal oracle]

playing drg with the boys rn

[lament zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/treebeard-talking-tree-gif-11844508

[nocturne iron]

im 5'3"

[void kelp]

YOU SHORTER THAN ME HAHA TWINK

[lament zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/wilbur-soot-george-not-found-george-little-little-baby-man-gif-22436812

[void kelp]

Rest in peace

[atomic lynx]

You know what twink means, right?

[azure spade]

What is it in cm?

[nocturne iron]

short af

[high sail]

I want my brains blown out by my bf.

[void kelp]

Yes.

[lament zealot]

please bros

[azure spade]

That's weird

[lament zealot]

we do not care

[void kelp]

What…

[neon vale]

nah

[atomic lynx]

Ok, wanted to be sure if you actually meant that

[void kelp]

What

[void kelp]

True (I'm 5'5)

[nocturne iron]

it's okay my personality makes up for it

(no it doesnt)

[void kelp]

NGL hitting stones with a pickaxe is very satisfying

[lament zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/suffering-pain-kruglik-are-we-suffering-swag-gif-21495600

[azure spade]

What's your personality?

[atomic lynx]

he yearns for the mines

[azure spade]

I'm 181cm

[void kelp]

I did that a lot in the summer and i hat a shitloads od fun

[void kelp]

A lot of people say I have no personality, I just have no regular interests is the problem.

[nocturne iron]

my real one or the one I'm playing in the chat?

[void kelp]

Tall ass mf

[lament zealot]

soooo quirkkkyyyyyy

[void kelp]

Thank you

[lament zealot]

that wasn't meant to be a compliment

[candid cloud]

That mf got all the girls.

[void kelp]

I know

[azure spade]

Nope, I was shortest in my class lol

[silent meteor]

My dad has a picture of him strapped with 4 aks at a time

[candid cloud]

Let's beat him to death.

[void kelp]

He gets the girls i get the dudes

[azure spade]

Real, I guess

[candid cloud]

Oh.

[void kelp]

I'm the shortest lolz

[nocturne iron]

160cm btw

[void kelp]

The tallest guy in my class (6'3 Ukrainian mf who could pick me up with ease)

[atomic lynx]

You call that tall?

[nocturne iron]

oh yeah that's [REDACTED]

[atomic lynx]

208cm here

[void kelp]

Yes because I'm 169

[lament zealot]

is your face freakishly long like all super tall people's are

[neon vale]

6'1" here
so like 180cm i think

[azure spade]

I see

[atomic lynx]

Kinda

[neon vale]

i wouldnt know i never bothered with metric

[carmine forge]

How often do you hit things with your head?

[atomic lynx]

Often

[silent meteor]

Me 173cm

[atomic lynx]

Especially doors

[azure spade]

How is the weather above the clouds?

[atomic lynx]

Chilly, a bit windy if you say so

[azure spade]

I see

[lament zealot]

ew, obese child

[neon vale]

yeah 185cm

[atomic lynx]

That's like average male height

[neon vale]

i know

[carmine forge]

not really but yeah

[neon vale]

i never wanted to be special

[azure spade]

Average height is 175

[atomic lynx]

Anyways, gtg to sleep

[neon vale]

blend into crowds easier

[void kelp]

Schizophrenia

[azure spade]

Gn

[atomic lynx]

Schizo moment

[prisma zephyr]

If you aren't 6 foot don't talk to me

[lament zealot]

what?

[nocturne iron]

okay so it's seriously getting to be a pain in my ass to keep this up

[carmine forge]

Hey beatiful

[prisma zephyr]

😏

[carmine forge]

just wanted to say: "fuсk you"

[nocturne iron]

im genuinely actually a female

[silent meteor]

I'm sorry for not having 6 feet

[carmine forge]

proof?

[void kelp]

He figured it out

[azure spade]

What?

[lament zealot]

listen homie, with thots and simps around, nobody's gonna believe that without proof

[prisma zephyr]

You haven't spent enough time in the Zone, noob

[lament zealot]

SIX FEET!? 🦶 😤

[void kelp]

Why would you say that on internet

[silent meteor]

Why would I

[void kelp]

Bad idea

[lament zealot]

because no one would believe em

[carmine forge]

dude's just trolling

[silent meteor]

I do t want 6 feet anyways

[void kelp]

Ew child

[prisma zephyr]

X to doubt

[silent meteor]

Seems unpractical

[prisma zephyr]

Feet supremacy 🦶

[void kelp]

Impossible there are no women in the zone

[void kelp]

Probably.

[silent meteor]

Silly there are no women in stalker and never will be

[nocturne iron]

here's me in one of my pixie/nymph costumes

[lament zealot]

nice try but femboys can do this too

[carmine forge]

cross-dressing does not make you a woman

[prisma zephyr]

Not enough bloodsucker aesthetic

[delicate willow]

We're dating lmao

[lament zealot]

who are you

[carmine forge]

proof?

[delicate willow]

She is indeed a woman

[void kelp]

Fake

[prisma zephyr]

Dating yourself, this isn't elden ring

[void kelp]

We all know women are a myth.

[silent meteor]

Why are you behind a stick shelter anyways

[azure spade]

Lol

[lament zealot]

NOSTALGIA CRITIC?

[delicate willow]

NO

I REMEMBER IT SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO

[nocturne iron]

that's us

[lament zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/nostalgia-critic-death-bat-funny-critic-gif-26426597

[nocturne iron]

same dress

[delicate willow]

Time to go buy 1000 rounds of 9x19 115gr

[nocturne iron]

again?

[high sail]

Femboy or trans?

[nocturne iron]

neither

biological

[lament zealot]

wait wait

this is the definitive question

[high sail]

Oh

[lament zealot]

@nocturne iron which country are you from

[nocturne iron]

United States

[high sail]

Well nymph You look pretty good

[carmine forge]

proof?

[lament zealot]

oh, well then I guess its s till questionable then

[lone tusk]

Nice wife brother, you're a happy man
Proud dutyer😎

[delicate willow]

Not yet

[silent meteor]

Weren't you from poland

[nocturne iron]

im just not lucky enough to be breasty

[delicate willow]

She's not a tranny

[nocturne iron]

nah I was talking about gay women

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/poland-brock-lesnar-scream-polska-poland-flag-gif-24793010

[azure spade]

You lie, woman doesn't exist

[lone tusk]

My wife is my job and my sex is work

[silent meteor]

RAAAAAA

[lament zealot]

you're a dutyer, you just haven't seen one brother

[void kelp]

URAA

They dont exist.

[nocturne iron]

I work at a fabric store

[high sail]

You know
Like get destroyed by him

[nocturne iron]

ofcourse im a woman

[simple sage]

Kwatermistrz#3824 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[lone tusk]

Imma go to polland to see this cat

[void kelp]

Some guy tried to kidnap gacek

I hope he dies

[silent meteor]

What city is the cat from

[void kelp]

Szczecin

[azure spade]

You want him to kill you or what?

[silent meteor]

I might aswell pet her

[void kelp]

Women were aliens that landed on earth via meteor and they choose the form of human to copy thats why they look different from us. The government told us that we were the same species to prevent outrage and rewrote them into history. Wiping everyone's memories using a special drug so they dont remember when they didnt.

[lament zealot]

that guy:

[lone tusk]

Dawn is almost get out from my fumo personality, imma go back to workout

[void kelp]

I hope he gets a heart attack

[azure spade]

https://tenor.com/view/touhou-fan-touhou-cancer-touhou-project-termination-team-blackhawk-gif-23410137

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/woman-women-am-i-right-woman-am-i-right-gif-23666905

[delicate willow]

Real

[void kelp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/663110425340018700/1075435679397466132/nato.gif

[lament zealot]

I'd be freaking out too if I thought I got sexually assaulted

[lone tusk]

Fun real fact, studies are saying that viruses like the flu, and all virus itself are a alien lifeform bc we can't find any similar lifeform to virus on earth

[high sail]

Not that no
You know

[carmine forge]

you literally showed a photo of yourself touching one

[nocturne iron]

lol

[carmine forge]

unless you were held hostage there

[nocturne iron]

yeah

I try to hold him hostage

[delicate willow]

yeah

[high sail]

My bf has a pic of me as his wallpaper

[silent meteor]

No proof

[lone tusk]

Feck around find out

[nocturne iron]

Crash I hate you so much

[azure spade]

That's how I understand "brains blown out"

[lament zealot]

SHOW

[nocturne iron]

you got me again with the stupid fake video

[delicate willow]

Ammunition aquired

[lone tusk]

Nice dick bro

[nocturne iron]

nice legs baby boy ;)

[azure spade]

Yes, I imagine that

[delicate willow]

Thanks! :D

[lament zealot]

why are your legs so hairy

[nocturne iron]

(I like it too)

[delicate willow]

Because I'm a man??

[lone tusk]

Bc he is a man and a dutyer

[delicate willow]

SHUSH

[nocturne iron]

make me

[lament zealot]

ah, so he must be italian

[high sail]

Im not showing You a pic of me

[nocturne iron]

nope,,

[delicate willow]

Worse, Ukrainian

[lone tusk]

3 times more man

[lone tusk]

10 times more men

[lone tusk]

[carmine forge]

proof?

[high sail]

I shaved mine

[nocturne iron]

you know how the Portuguese love pork

[azure spade]

Слава Україні, любий друже!

[lament zealot]

more dicks = more gay

[lone tusk]

It's your natural defense against the zone

Don't shave

[silent meteor]

So many yerdagans

[lone tusk]

no i really dunno

[silent meteor]

Yerdagan

Yerdaganchik

[delicate willow]

Героям слава!

[high sail]

Theyre smooth and Nice tho

[nocturne iron]

oh its a mainland thing then

[lone tusk]

how do you know?

[azure spade]

[prisma zephyr]

My hair is too long

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/кавун-арбуз-база-gif-25186538

[lament zealot]

what, you like dicks?

[lone tusk]

i like d"u"cks

Ducks

[nocturne iron]

Crash caught a duck at the pond once

[prisma zephyr]

Ducks are pretty based ngl

[lone tusk]

[high sail]

Guh You silly guy
I want to bang him

[silent meteor]

Chat is being gay1

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/alias-banana-goose-banana-duck-meme-discord-gif-gif-18196646

[delicate willow]

Most of my family is from Ukraine, ethnically I am 1/4 Ukrainian, 1/2 Belorusian, 1/4 Russian and a very small amount Polish

[nocturne iron]

im being hetero right now idk

[lone tusk]

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/always-has-been-among-us-astronaut-space-betrayal-gif-23836476

[delicate willow]

Same

[azure spade]

My English is very bad, I don't understand many things you say.

[lone tusk]

[silent meteor]

Same

[delicate willow]

ikr

[high sail]

Im bi
So 50% straight 50% gay

[lone tusk]

100% slav

[lament zealot]

chat is home of sex right now

[high sail]

Understandable

[lone tusk]

Me either I'm brazilian

[lament zealot]

have you ever played Max Payne 3? Is it accurate?

[azure spade]

Like I said I am Ukrainian, and I'm 100 slav as well

[lone tusk]

Play max payne 3? I live max payne 3

Even the bullet time

[lament zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/max-payne-max-payne3-facepalm-gif-22724865

[prisma zephyr]

Skill issue git gud skrub

[void kelp]

polish american, worst of both worlds

[lone tusk]

You're a pole, cool

Two poles here now