#💬┃en_offtop
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You got a cooler flag than my country tho
nope lol
Oh
Im Polish
I just made that joke to spite Slota fans
Thats cool tho
Whats it like over there?
Very nice
Sperm doesnt taste that bad ngl
Wha-
Wrong chat
My point still stands though
I remember an ad for the eye doctor and it was burglars breaking into a bank and they were like "huh? Where is the money? Only yoghurt here. Welp might aswell drink it" ( it was a sperm bank)
Tudsz is magyarul testrészem?
Does it hurt?
It aint poor here but its not like Germany or the nordics
So it was John Freeman
Reason: Bad word usage
Germany fcking sucks
So ugly and boring ngl
Yea well slovakia aint that bad either its just the general public and politicians
🤮
Bro the politics here
Its not existing, just some clowns in suits
Idk i like living in Poland
Imagine half of the politicians leaving the parlament bcs some dumbshit gave our only planes to ukraine
But did you actually or was it a joke?
Viktor please tell me it was a joke
And “politicians” pouring water on eachother bcs they want to support ukraine , they literally have bar fights in meetings
I dont think it was
Viktor answer my question
Im being serious it really was a wrong chat
Hunt down the freeman lore has more sense than the history of slovakia
Not like we could ever accomplish anything with 4 planes
True 💀
Maybe I can't remember
we didn't even have the resources to repair them for years
Slovakia my beloved
Bcs ukraine does rn? 😂😂
hehehehe funny language
The blind dogs in the ganes could acomplish more than us
Games*
Imagine giving ukraine out decorative tanks that are “tourist attractions” near Kosice you know
😂😂😂
“Here you go some tanks that are not functioning , maybe some chinese tourist are still inside but you can use them to produce textil clothes for your soldiers 😊😊👍👍”
It tastes like less watery but also somehow dilluted milk is what I would it say it tastes like based on my experiences.
What's also hilarious is the state of our tanks. We still have just 20 functional old T72M1 tanks from the socialist times and any attempts to buy new tanks or develop our own tanks (looking at you T72M2 Moderna), were quickly shut down by the DoD because they "weren't needed"
Viktor nooooo
We were supposed to get Leopard 2A4s last year but I doubt Germany delivered any yet
Im so uncomfortable rn on god
Its both sugary and salty
I read on the internet
I dont actually know
It doesnt taste sugary it tastes kind of like nothing. But it also apparently depends on person so I guess I've just been lucky so far.
Honestly this is the average stoc conversation
Why are you interrupting the cum taste discussion
Because it's shit.
No its cum actually
Taste like shit.
How do you know?
That's what you said in your recent messages.
If yes , we are just middlemans cause it will go straight to ukraine
I said it tastes like less tasteful milk. Not shit.
It's the same.
The politicians are all about “supporting ukraine” and all we do is giving them guns we dont have
I am definitely in favour of supporting Ukraine but I feel like our forces should modernise, too
we're pretty much in the almost same state as in early 2000s
and 10 black hawks or 14 F16s aren't gonna do much if we're missing equipment in many other areas
Im too underage for this convo im out see yall
I agree
This is fake. Group hallucination.
Slovakia sending vehicles from 2000’ so they can get one shoted by Nicolai with an RPG
I am more concerned what will Ida think
Pick up that can, Viktor.
I did on my first run I wont lie
Proof?
It was like years ago
Also funny thing the acheivement for doing that is "Submissive" I'm not even joking.
Back then when that word wasnt ruined.
If you throw it at the cop the acheivement is "Defiant" right?
I was right?
Screenshot: Just exists.
Was I right about submissive
New pfp goes hard
Yes.
Slovenia femboy
but Slovakia is a different country😭
Bro
Viktor after drinking sperm
Morning
Very homosexual
Hello
Hi
Hi potato
NEED
hello strange man
Any of yall intrested in a gauss rifle for 800rubles?
Aint a medkit like 1200?
No
Catboy maids tho
Damn that’s cheap
3, take it or leave it
im back with new hate mail
welcome back
I am Also willing to trade it for a exoskeleton
Or a sausage (i am a hungy boy uwu 😖)
Gimme some stupid meme ideas
Like this
I am willing to make them
Astolfo in the Zone
Dead in 20 minutes
Youll be dead in 20 mins
Ah, the sweet release of death that I crave
The military MG operative in question
Yes
Double yes
Watch out for rule 8 next time
@red comet check the #📌┃rules we don't talk abot this topic here
Look this kitty
i wanna pull it
It's all the same to me
Czechoslovenia when?
cat named finger


what the
Why is god punishing me like this
Ganja get me some more of that zaza
I need anime girl

More like cheeto named finger
fine
hi ralsei, im fine, you?
i'm good, thanks!
i was quite busy the whole time.
did anything new happen there?
not really, iirc i told you i got a bf, right?
Congrats
The fcking cat lmao
back to the coffin you go
You?
hi
It's you in alternative universe.
Who knows, maybe it's red.
Hm
Bruh
my lord that was so much cringe
if there was a cringe competition you would be crowned the winner!
cool I'm building an exo right now
I find it absolutely hilarious that no-lifers that have never done a minute of charity work are coming at Mr. Beast
Uh wrong discord but I'll leave it
Yeah people like that are called mentally ill
"le cirque"
yeah, that's you
i just cleaned my comp's monitor and keyboard its so beautiful now omg
nooooooooooooo


The physical preorder better have Strelok sloppy included the way they’re making us wait with minimal info
Ааааааа
go to sleep
Woooooooh
Physical preorder comes with a leaflet saying "Requires RTX 4090 at the minimum to be played".
Zad, I only have 3090
Spare GPUssy, spare GPUssy ma’am?
My brother in christ i am playing on my amd 3500u-s integrated GPU
We are about to get folk'd
boutta get eastern european gaming’ed
Well i am from slovakia
Slovenian cousin
GSC pulling an astronomical prank on us, bois
Slovakians are tomboys
Slovenians are femboys
@lament zealot cries in a corner Strelok is put in a DLC
Naked Strelok skin???
Strelok skin DLC?!? 
What
I didnt even know 24gb graphics cards were a thing
Lmfao'd
An i9 13th Gen????? No way
You fakin', m8
Is this stalker 2?
Rip my laptop
Epic scamming people
I can barely run cop
cry of poop
We are bouta be hardware educated, @lament zealot @ripe merlin @urban coral
I understand specs
That was a sad game
X
No, you don't, when the game drops a "Your GPU doesn't meet the minimum requirements. Task terminated" notification
Yo, Mr. White, I am not buying new computer for this game
why?
The first of the damned
You do know Epic and MS will try to push Stalker 2 to be the next Crysis game, right?
Use it as benchmark tool
I just want the NPCs and combat to feel good
None of this generic shooter crap
Metro exodus, ngl, had mid combat
Alright stealth, but the combat itself was eh
It was there but there wasn’t much to it
There was no deeper second layer
I still think rag doll based animations would be awesome
Sort of like dying light zombies
The interaction with the world around them makes DL1 zombies feel super alive
They’ll fumble, bump into things, and trip over ledges
NPCs would fall off of buildings if they took a wrong step
Which was pretty freakin cool
Because most games would just make it nearly impossible for NPCs to fall off of buildings, by keeping them firmly rooted to the flat playable areas of the map
Boy, talking DL...
Every time I get on DL2, I feel like deleting that thing once and for all... solely cause the whole game is tied around long, unskippable animations
Worst thing I ever experienced in a videogame
QTEs are everywhere
Literally every single action is mashing buttons for 5-10-12 seconds
How come this passed the drawing board, man
I think I may uninstall DL2 in favor of DL1 and enjoy life
I'll wait till the april update and if that doesn't address the animations, I'm uninstalling
If Valve let people refund games beyond the 2 hour limit...
I'd have been the first to refund DL2
I stand with ye
I'm worried about the world size thou
GSC's marketing flexes with the world size a lot
Dunno if it's indicative of something good or bad
both good
Nothing better than playing anomaly in collage
I want to go home
Bro even zaza doesnt help
I cant chill in this shit
I just want to do Sidrovich quests and all i do is dealing with math and depression
Send help
My only freedomer friend left (fck you @solemn lantern )
I need someone who is a freedomer who also likes anomaly
cope and seeth, anarchist
Jesse, imagine all the pc parts we could buy with this money
When green stuff and stalker doesnt take away the pain u know u are in pain
Who tf told you that? 💀
But you can actually shit chilli
Commonly known amongst balkans
💀💀💀
Every time you say "💀" you kill a freedomer


where funny
Lab x-18 i heard
How the snork at x-18 looks at me
U know when in clear sky you face a controller in agroprom underground sewers or whatever
That's in soc and cop
Nah man its in clear sky
Oh the water plant or whatever it was
You go down to that underground oart of agroprom and there is a controller in the sewers (not at the end where you go outside like in SoC)
Ik
Yessss smthng like that
The big round place
Reason: Bad word usage
I lost my fcking mind
In Clear sky
And i had no saves only quick saves so i had to lose 2 hours of progress
Number 1 stalker mistake
I always use AEK-971, it's the best AK out there and has pretty much all attachments you need
In clear sky i aways used shotguns
If you add a granade luncher on it, it's Hella effective against burrers
Spas god
Op if u ask me , i could snipe out monolith from very far with shotgun in endgame , its funny if u ask me
I definetly haven't experienced that
Its like fcking sniper but it wont one hit anyone 😂😂
Anomaly
You must like boys
Like a small game ammo hunting rifle
We already talked about this you nibbler
I dont recall
Yesterday
So, random fact that I learned today. If you have excess testosterone you will also store alot of estrogen, so the manliest thing to do is to become a Femboy
Omg
BASED
Dementia
How about no
Based
@high sail @red comet @atomic lynx
Mate I already have a GF
And I won't burn my programming socks
lmao
@atomic lynx
@red comet well hello there
Yes
I dont believe you
We had an almost 2 hour long discord call
Mate I haven't shaved my beard for a month
Anomaly setup in the corner
Reason: Bad word usage
Fcking collage
I shared a biologic fact that I learned today and y'all call me a Femboy lmao
I invited my femboy classmate bcs of that btw
If Lina joins its your fault
Your soul
Joins where?
Here
Oh no
Jokes on you I don't have one
Oh yes
May god have mercy on our souls
He/she idk will be a good fellow freedomer i can see
@high sail2.0 incoming
Fcking clear sky faction role , u must be one boring ahh mf
Says the guy who smokes weed 24/7
Bro im in the skies 24/7 while your faction is called clear sky , we are not the same boi
cope and seeth, anarchist
How about you smoke some b*tches
I know you want to
No
Don't lie to me you weed addict
I smoked my father
hiiiiiiiii
@teal oracle im spittin facts
@atomic lynx its on your soul
Reason: Bad word usage
how are u cuties?
Here she/he/it comes
The only thing i see is a dragon but i cant decide if thats the za or radiation poisioning
Welp, let's summon @high sail
xdd
@dark flax
nice
I already have a GF, she would kill me if I tried to betray her
lina ml sorry for the ping Ms
Same goes for me
Someone has to be sacraficed
And to top it off, she is my childhood friend
Or option C @high sail
4 pings
5
5 pings
We got a new Femboy here Waifu
@dark flax
Hi
Meh bored
@red comet when in doubt, sacrifice Waifu
Jesus Christ
xdd
The feck do You both want
boys don't need it
Ok i dont like sexual things , its disgusting male behavior
only men, and alphas like @red comet
this^
I have singlehandedly caused this and I am not ashamed
no issue
For u ofc

What do you even have in ur pants
i was at the dentist
What
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
Uhh
You @dark flax and @red comet know eachother?
Yes they know eachother @high sail
Oh ok
@solemn lantern @dark flax we are bold and proud freedomers in same school
Oh cool
What the fuck?
Solid metal gear after experiencing phantom pain (idk i never played the game)
don't scroll up. It is much worse there
Cap
These people are federal agents
Not me , im a freedomer who likes weed
you idiots I swear to god

Im warning you for this
I dont even know you
Yesterday we had some cool conversations dude
Same class?
Yes
We like weed
back to sleep
Cool
hello
@atomic lynx
I have a buddy in this server we both went to the same 8th grade class
Discord rule 54*
Shut up fed
What happened in 9th grade?
Luckily none of my irl friends are on this server
Shut it clear sky
We don't have 9th grade in poland
U literally an npc
Ohhh
xd
Interesting
Reason: Bad word usage
Xd
Ouchie
sorry for your finger

Pain
Shut it femboy u literally have a bussy
Stop

@red comet this you?
you are the disease infecting this goddamn channel
Also, sound warning
Relatable
Forgot how loud that was
Only @high sail is allowed to be a twink
Reason: Bad word usage
Too late
Any other person that is s femboy is gonna get banned
Spare us with the crap
Waifu and Lina goodbye
literally the worst channel in the server,it only becomes good when ppl with these kinds of jokes stfu
You say that everyday lol
💀
What did i do to get banned
Being a femboy
this is the first time I say it mfw
You want to talk to yourself ?
Probably not
Ok staff member
That aint against the rules
It is now
New rule
Khmmm
You started all of this
nice, ban me uwu

Actually yeah
Bird You dont need to ping me 4 Times cus another femboy joined
😆
Xd
Here, have this meme to calm the chat
Ping him 4 times more
LOL
You invited them, if you didn't invited them this wouldn't happened
I pinged you like 2 times at most
But you made him invite him
Calm your tits, bird
Wait I have tits?
@atomic lynx this u ?
I wish
hey guys mushroom season is starting again
btw, my pronouns are she/her
Hell yes
man your only friends are mutant diddlers and potheads
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I like weed
imagine caring about pronouns on a STALKER server
Reason: Bad word usage
xddd
Its all on @atomic lynx , he even said he is not ashamed for starting all this shit
wait what even happened
my pronouns are за/монолит
Ugye ezt nem komolyan mondtad
I said in not ashamed to start the convo, I didn't said I'm not ashamed of you inviting her
My pronouns is freedom/weed
my pronouns are tample/tampinkle
You use the right pronouns you a freaking pussssy
Mine are get out of here stalker/ i said come in dont stand there
😂😂😂
bro what was even "started"
I've just been role-playing as if my stalker char. Nymph was real
7 hour war , combine femboys attacked the server
anyways, @dark flax i hope you enjoy your time here, we are all idiots
so true
Thats why i like all of yall
Mate, I don't wanna burn in hell twitter
aww
I love you man 😂😂😂
the hell is twitter going to do to you
anyways, who wants to learn about some common macro fungi in northeast America
While I don't care about it, I don't wanna mess with Twitter
Twitter is worse than death
ez komolyan mondtam, de mindegy, nem nagyon fontos
in limba engleza, preferabil
I could be rn
Hey guys, i guess that it
you should be getting a windows firewall alert
ye i enjoy being here, thanks💜
no
xddddddddd
my pc is fine
btw nice pfp
my pronouns is eco/egg
nah yours are unfunny/notfunny
wow that's interesting you have similar pronouns
you are not femboy
thanks❤️
you are furry
nice pfp?
bro your pfp is disgusting
why would anyone want to look at your fat ass thighs
weirdest garter belts I've seen tbh
go for a run
and I used to make lingerie
you literal paper weight
they look normal to me
fat ass xdddd
50kg
lina thats tampico, just ignore him
post physique
do you two know eachother?
nope
here we go again
nah im just showing her the users
barney did you die after episode 1
Fair,
nah
i'm in different outpost
so true
jeeze
light af lol
im only 40kg
No he went on the other thing with all of the shitizens. He left before you I think.
i think i lost like 6-7 kgs in a month
we lost 2 of them

hold on im an American but that sounds bad but I can't comprehend the scope of that
I gained that last month actually,
Xd
was it intentional weight loss?
american moment LOL
atleast im honest
yes

I just realised
American people are known for living in freedom
🇺🇸
So that means
thanks ❤️ , if i lose like 48 more ill be happy
America is part of freedom
🇺🇸
Свобода не остановить
last time I smoked the wacky tobaccy I fed the river by my house powdered sugar because I thought it was hungry
i have a bomb under my jacket
Me when I find out we don't have roadside picnic in our local library
It's me, I'm the bomb 😏
Nikolai <3
why are you in my jacket
also how small are you
You seem like the person who would actually do that
So i believe you
100% would
what's that supposed to mean 
our jacket
I already poster this!!!!
And small enough
Im the only one allowed to repost it 17 times
welp
Im downloading F.E.A.R, its DLC's and F.E.A.R. 2
Is that fish half life 3?
Ahh yes. Acronym named games 🤌
This video was made of a budget of 500$ and they make this soo good.
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S - SHUUT UP
T -
A -
L -
K -
E -
R - RETARD
apparently the most widely accepted meaning is
Scavenger
Trespasser
Adventurer
Loner
Killer
Explorer
Robber
fake
SDALGER

Hewwo ^^

Hello
I think it stands for
Steals all your money
Takes all your money
All of your money
Leaves you with no money
Keep all your money
Everything you own
R
r
yeah
yeah sounds good
propose this change to gsc
Idk why people have to rant about a movie not having a women in it
I may sound sexist rn, but i am not
Like, why do you need to make a blog post about it?
Because journalists
Just buy it dumbass
I bought it for like 10 bucks
(roadside picnic+ 4 other books from the Strugatsky brothers)
Remember: if she ahegaos, it becomes consensual.
I dont know how you think that'll hold up in court
Sleepy little boy
What is that
Rooster
Poor lad is getting attacked by every chicken we have
I'm cheap, I'm not spending money on books that I can borrow for free
What am I looking at
Oh
I thought it was a horror painting or something
I flooded a server with a picture of that for an hour straight
average anomaly player fumbling over words
Good morning analmolly lovers
Its almost 10pm
Good evening my fellow stalkers
CET probably
What time is it for you
Its not morning for me either to be fair. It's almost 4pm. Should've said evening or something.
Where you from
EST
He be smokin
Is lucid dreaming just gmod on the real life engine
no

thats very homo
Goodnight fellas!
gn ozelov
@red comet we need to talk friend, you already broken some rules today and was warned for it, pls respect the rules of the server got it?

1984 sylky, 1984
thats very homo
don't broke the rules
No it's a cat 
ho
mo

Ban is the cure of agents of chaos

Homo homo
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Also that's a bit homo sylky
You kinda homo today
whathell is wrong with you guys today
I mean, he is a fed for Brazil if I remember correctly
Ngl thats homo
We are feeling rather homo today
Join us.
Join us.
Sylky is now homo
My live reaction:
No I won't buy a Fumo
You wont be able to pull me to the Fumo world
Too late, now the 6 apocalypse cats will get you and you will become a fumo
I'm just talking about homo sapiens my dude
I resist against buying a Fumo and becoming a Neco Arc fan
Neco arc is the first symptoms
Being homo is the next one
I will not turn into a cat
Tbf, I'm studying computer engineering. So it's only a matter of time before I turn into a Femboy
I'm still resisting
LoL you will became my enemy in a near future
As a fed i will have to kill you, sorry
I'm resisting, so i won't be
Hopefully. I hope I won't lose my strength
Hi
No You will make out with him
That's a bit offensive
I was quoting Tense1983
ok enough being homo for today
That was not cool dude
Watch the video its funny asf

Ok but don't say this to another user again
as a fed i know how this happened
Just copy the cdn link
I just spat my milk to my phone, that wasn't supposed to be that funny
Milk
German bot 
I was eating biscuits, milk is required to eat biscuits
Milk

One of my favorite new activities is taking random character ai bots and putting them through half life 2.
Which is very possible
||im feeling a bit slutty rn, sorry||
That's the thing, it's not supposed to be funny but it's 1 am here so I laughed for no reason to it
I did neco arc. Way too verbal about everything. Got wanted by Civil Protection.

Im left handed, bi and a femboy
Why those three guys are sucking him
?

They're actally in the miffle of conversation but ok
She decided to be a prospectively cerebral citizen because she said "Jesus Christ" once. She was almost good after she passed the can test.
Horny

Anyways
Im going to sleep, gn guys
Me when I see Sylky
Gn 
What
Yes
I'm one of those things
Femboy
Don't tell me that you unironically use your left hand for majority of tasks
I'm left handed so I'm in my right mind
ew
Left handed supremacy
Real
how insane must one be to use one's left hand
Idk
Im pretty normal
Left handed discrimination is real
Monkeydonia
Not when im around my boyfriend tho
I get....uh. ....
2000 left handed people die every year using right handed tools or something
Neco ciel?
Da blue one
Anyways im too slutty rn
Good night
In this world only right handed survive
Neco ciel
Bro what
Yes
Also i should search for those custom neco arc sprites for your animations
Destiny
Neco ciel
Evolution and Merle
Yeah that would be a good idea.
Thats too hard of a task to get it to stay. You throw it in a washing machine.
"Be not afraid, jon"
@void kelp the more you know
It just reminds me the animations from LumpyTouch.
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source: krezzin's terrible opinions
wow you have three disabilities!!
thats so cool!
i see him
HIM
please sir do not bully the fellow chat members
how tall are you
whys it matter
its very important
5'6
true
you did
thats true


Timezones?

