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[void kelp]

shoker right?

[prisma zephyr]

Heresy

[void kelp]

what the HE double hockey sticks

[lone tusk]

[rough patio]

WHAT THE FK

Ojcze nasz,
któryś jest w niebie:
święć się imię Twoje,
przyjdź Królestwo Twoje,
bądź wola Twoja jako w niebie,
tak i na ziemi.
Chleba naszego powszedniego
daj nam dzisiaj.
I odpuść nam nasze winy,
jako i my odpuszczamy
naszym winowajcom.
I nie wódź nas na pokuszenie,
ale nas zbaw ode złego.

Amen.

[lone tusk]

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/based-so-fucking-zased-gif-21834774

[rough patio]

fun fact i dont even attend church

i never was religious

but im considering it

[void kelp]

i also wasn't religious but that changed a few months ago

[lone tusk]

Sam hyde

[void kelp]

i want a pigeon

[rough patio]

wth is that pfp btw

like what is it

[high sail]

im not religious really

[lone tusk]

A dude in a trench

[void kelp]

yup

[rough patio]

i mean you are a femboy its clear as day that ur not religious

[rough patio]

why does he look like a zombie

[void kelp]

wwI

[lone tusk]

Read the heart of darkness

[void kelp]

and watch all quiet on the western front

[lone tusk]

Book >>>>

[void kelp]

yes but the movie was friggin awesome

[lone tusk]

The 1930 and the 1979 ones

The new one is just braindead action

[void kelp]

eh i liked it

and the 1930's one

never knew there was a 1979 one

[lone tusk]

That's the best one

My favorite

Is free on yt

https://youtu.be/p0t3IvJwdMo

[void kelp]

might give it a watch

[lone tusk]

Best ww1 movie

[rough patio]

Campbells going for it

[lone tusk]

@karmic bluff
https://youtu.be/VXtAstBHYCs

[atomic lynx]

So I just encountered the worst fedpost on another server

[void kelp]

postal woman?

[lone tusk]

[void kelp]

show us

[void kelp]

ok he's a fed 100%

[void kelp]

"so you hate black people? how about you go commit another shooting i can give you 10k worth of guns ammo and armor"

[atomic lynx]

Literally the worst fedpost I have ever seen

[void kelp]

"i definitely don't work for the CIA trust me bro"

[karmic bluff]

🤯Whats that

[void kelp]

same

[lone tusk]

[void kelp]

one guy taught me the recipe for a themite pipe bomb

[atomic lynx]

A reply to it

[karmic bluff]

Postal Dudess😵‍💫

[high sail]

i love postal

[lone tusk]

It's literally 1984, in the book, the fed dude creates a fake rebel group se he could easy catch rebels

[void kelp]

i love postal dudes but remove postal

[void kelp]

free soldiers

[atomic lynx]

That's a genius fed move that would only work if we were that stupid

[lone tusk]

the main protagonist is brutally tortured and his is a simp

[void kelp]

i hope this shit ain't real

[void kelp]

he deserves the torture

[lone tusk]

The torturer literally punish him for being a simp, and he stops when the dude pleaded to stop and torture his woma instead

[void kelp]

"for the love of God torture my gf and not me"

then they kissed

[lone tusk]

But the thing is his woman was cheating him with the entire party, so why being a simp anyway?

[prisma zephyr]

Pretty based ngl, I can smell the freedom from here

[void kelp]

(the torture guy and the simp)

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/a10-warthog-brrrrt-freedom-jet-gif-17302187

[lone tusk]

But look at we, the russian book that inspire Orwell to write 1984

The protagonist impregnated his friend while he was cheating her with the rebel girl

[void kelp]

what?

premarital sex?

[shy narwhal]

femboy language

[lone tusk]

And in the end he just voluntarily to brainwashing and then he testimony against the rebels

And he save his country

Pretty based

[void kelp]

no no

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/so-true-so-true-meme-so-true-wojak-tanks-military-gif-24595303

[karmic bluff]

Political

[lone tusk]

in the "we" world theres a day where you need to pick a friend to fvck with a date invite and she can't refuse

[void kelp]

cringe

[lone tusk]

but also his best friend was having segs with his gf too

[lone tusk]

That's why python is superior

[atomic lynx]

As someone who knows how to code in C++, it's only a matter of time before you become a Femboy. I'm still resisting

[lone tusk]

I know c
C++
And c#

[atomic lynx]

I'm sorry for you

[void kelp]

where is my mind is a great song

[void kelp]

i don't know anything about coding

[lone tusk]

Coding is fun

[void kelp]

i prefer playing with guns

[lone tusk]

I work for the government making maps

[void kelp]

SO YOURE A FED

[atomic lynx]

Don't, keep your sanity

[void kelp]

kick this man

[atomic lynx]

Holy shit fed detected

[void kelp]

if i chose computer studies i would 100% be a femboy

[atomic lynx]

I choose it, and I'm resisting against to become one

[lone tusk]

I already told that

I work for the Brazilian federal government amazon protection

[atomic lynx]

Sylky is the local fed

[void kelp]

i chose mechanic technician

[void kelp]

ok thank god

atleast you don't work for the FBI

or the CIA

[lone tusk]

[void kelp]

or ATF

[lone tusk]

I work for @gray jetty too

[void kelp]

another fed?

[lone tusk]

No, jack is known for buying weird packages from russia, Taiwan and china

[atomic lynx]

I choose computer engineering

[void kelp]

so hes a fed

[lone tusk]

[prisma zephyr]

International fed

[karmic bluff]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2362740/POOSTALL_Royale/

Steam

POOSTALL Royale

So you got to this Steam page and you're wondering what in the blue hell you're seeing right in front of you. It's hard to explain really, one month in the making and the C team of RWS crapped out this absolute masterpiece that is available for you to download right now!It's almost like that game... Hatred!Shoot your way through multiple waves o...

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[ripe merlin]

Nah what the hell

[void kelp]

i chose mechanic technician because if plan A doesn't work i always have this

[lone tusk]

[gray jetty]

[nocturne iron]

Hi Jack

how's it going

[gray jetty]

Going well

[nocturne iron]

today I'm stuck with the most insufferable customers

some woman came in with her daughter, maybe 13 or 14, and this girl was just so obsessed with herself

constantly fixing makeup and making tiktoks or something

and they were both just rude,

expecting me to calculate the entire project for them

[void kelp]

Womp Womp

omg schizo hiii!!

Heyyyy

[nocturne iron]

straight up thought you were referring to me for a second there

[void kelp]

i love my fellow schizos!!! (yes homo)

[nocturne iron]

https://tenor.com/view/two-men-kissing-gif-24517185

[nocturne iron]

back to the grind

my allotted 15 mins of break is over and I must once again work for a pittance of currency

[void kelp]

ok

[atomic lynx]

Jack, you have been accused of being a fed, what's your defence?

[gray jetty]

Why would I be a fed

🤨

[atomic lynx]

Dunno, you have been accused of being one

[gray jetty]

By who

[atomic lynx]

Because the local fed Sylky works for you too

[atomic lynx]

Over here

[prisma zephyr]

Sylky is DEFINITELY a fed

[atomic lynx]

He admitted it

[gray jetty]

Think I care who’s a fed and who isn’t

If they will do business they can be hitler for all I care

[coarse rapids]

Good thing IM not a fed haha

Can you imagine

Phew

Hahahahaha

[atomic lynx]

I know you are a fed Vasim

[gray jetty]

The president of the company is visiting today at work

[atomic lynx]

LOL someone responded to the fed bait

For Context, it was this

The response https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkxy0A5rjhn8T27IsSMOAtK9A1LmCep8vYv

[prisma zephyr]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H1QKyB_0P0E

[atomic lynx]

Please tell me that's real

[prisma zephyr]

It is

[prisma zephyr]

Totally out of context but it's real

[lone tusk]

@neon vale i recently discovered tenchou vs project touhou
I'm really deep in the touhou lore

[atomic lynx]

Knowing that Goku Black exists, I can belive that

[prisma zephyr]

Yup that's it lol

But out of context it's hilarious

[high sail]

need

[high sail]

i want to be astolfo or felix

[prisma zephyr]

Stop

[high sail]

no

[prisma zephyr]

[atomic lynx]

Femboy or a Catboy, choose one

[high sail]

well my bf is a catboy so

[rough patio]

mmmm tree

i love tree

Trees are so fcking cool

[prisma zephyr]

It is brisket you degenerate

[atomic lynx]

If you have any spare catboys/catgirls lemme know

[high sail]

woah ok

[atomic lynx]

I'm joking lmao

It's April fools, you should know

[prisma zephyr]

🤨🧐

[rough patio]

idk what a fcking brisket is and i dont care it looks like a tree

[nocturne iron]

it's a kind of meat

[atomic lynx]

That's my troll post for the day

[high sail]

oh ok
thought you wanted catboys/girls

[nocturne iron]

I need to think of a good troll post for today

yeah I got nothing

[prisma zephyr]

to be expected from a neco poster

[void kelp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1078033183695708224/1085247789484736573/AEABA29D-74A9-4878-BE01-31D37523C0F9.gif

[lusty onyx]

[void kelp]

But those aren't real

Waifuslayer is schizophrenic confirmed

[high sail]

Wrong

[void kelp]

So catboys are real?

[regal heron]

i prefer catmen

[gray jetty]

Cat girls when

[void kelp]

Lowkey based

[void kelp]

they ain't real

[gray jetty]

Ik

[void kelp]

only cat boys are real

[regal heron]

twink death? good

[void kelp]

walter catboy

[nocturne iron]

Alright, I guess now is the best time for this, I'm done lying to you guys.
I'm actually female

April fools >:]

:(

[atomic lynx]

False, women doesn't exist

[nocturne iron]

True

[lament zealot]

I can’t wait till we make cat girls a thing

Cat boys too

I can’t wait until we effectively replace the human race and then game end ourselves from the gene pool

[atomic lynx]

We just need to fund the researching

[void kelp]

I think were seeing a far worse ending than that

[lament zealot]

the one where people staple cat ears to their heads and pretend they're legit catgirls?

[void kelp]

No I mean as a species

I think we'll all end up murdering eachother again before we get the chance to do that

[void kelp]

If they were to ever become something real it would likely not be through weird genetic shit it would probably be through weird body modification shit so yeah if that were to ever happen.

[cold bear]

1 out of 10 is better than I expected tbh

[runic glacier]

Someone inside of this server

[full grail]

Happy April Fools

[teal oracle]

[void kelp]

both are good

[small ice]

hes true...

[atomic lynx]

Your Honor, execute this man right now

[void kelp]

Your Honor, League of Legends

[atomic lynx]

NOO

[void kelp]

i fvcking hate league

my brother plays it everyday

hes screaming non stop

[atomic lynx]

I hate it aswell, i have friends who play it and they hate it aswell

But they still play it

[void kelp]

it's like tarkov

but tarkov has some cool shit in it

what does league have?

[atomic lynx]

Tarkov is honestly just bad right now

Their launcher got hacked and it shows hack links

[void kelp]

yea but it still has things that i love

[void kelp]

WAIT WHAT?

[full grail]

APRIL FOOLS FOR FVCK SAKE!

[void kelp]

jesus if they don't do anything then they're fvucked

[atomic lynx]

Yea, their launcher got hacked recently and all the embeds lead to hack websites

[full grail]

oh... that

doesn't seem like I'll be playing Tarkov any sooner

[dense star]

how could you say that

[atomic lynx]

Stuff like these

I'm glad I didnt buyed Tarkov

[void kelp]

My honest reaction:

[void kelp]

my brother did 3 years ago

and he gave me the account

i met a pedophile while playing tarkov

[dense star]

https://youtu.be/p2-TJnQsgow

[rough patio]

what is this

i dont get it

[atomic lynx]

It's a link for Tarkov hacks

On Tarkov's own launcher

Because they got hacked

[dense star]

bruh💀

[rough patio]

damn

[runic glacier]

☠️

[void kelp]

Did i install all source games?

@void kelp it's us

talking about the cat picture in #🤨┃stalker_memes

[runic glacier]

i remove my texture

[void kelp]

Ah yes, communism

Lol

[small ice]

https://youtu.be/Vw6eSmX_YTQ

i love this

[void kelp]

I HATE THE ANTI CHRIST I HATE THE ANTI CHRIST

wawa

[coarse rapids]

https://gfycat.com/faithfullightdairycow

[void kelp]

doing Gods work

[old stone]

https://youtu.be/Vvattbc-N38

[regal heron]

https://tenor.com/view/vtuber-vtubers-quirky-the-quirky-anime-gif-24429230

[lone tusk]

If you look the og hip files she was made to be a random squad npc, she even got the campfire dialogues the problem is the random name generator only have male names

[void kelp]

the antichirst

the demon of babylon

[regal heron]

damn stalker is sexist

[coarse rapids]

this is an easy issue to fix,yet she is not a random stalker,meaning that,most likely,the creators just copied a random stalker and customized it to make their waifu

[regal heron]

probably

there's a mod that adds female stalkers

[lone tusk]

Is not easy, i was talking about the random squad npc spawn, if you put a female name in the system you will mess up with the male random npcs, the better way is to create a unique name to her, but then you will have like 100 npcs with her model with the same name

My idea is to put a slur nickname

[high sail]

yes

[lone tusk]

But who cares at all? So i made hip as a unique npc not a random generated npc

[atomic lynx]

Worst mod existing

[coarse rapids]

its a problem bc she sucks as a character,its sompletely and utterly stupid addition,and any mod that is good should remove her naturally

[void kelp]

sadly gamma has female stalkers

[lone tusk]

Yeah in soc but that's too many girls

[void kelp]

i always kill them

[regal heron]

it's actually good

[lone tusk]

she got a propose on my mod

[coarse rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/john-jonah-jameson-lol-laughing-hysterically-laughing-out-loud-funny-gif-17710543

[lone tusk]

[regal heron]

compared to the rest of anomaly writing she is actually written really well

[lone tusk]

She with her two systers are the daughter of a merc who was a Chechen fighter who came to the zone with his daughters to make money as an independent merc to found a new Chechen insurrection

[coarse rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1042524082056466543/1072300081874751558/caption_1.gif

[regal heron]

have you played the main story in anomaly

[lone tusk]

anomaly

[coarse rapids]

this is why Old World is the only good mod for anomaly

[void kelp]

its shit

[regal heron]

yes that's what im saying

[void kelp]

i like the open world survival gameplay

• the 0 dollar price tag

[atomic lynx]

Anomaly story writing is one of the story writing in the world off all time

It's pure trash

[lone tusk]

hip is a skilled merc on my mod

[void kelp]

it's fun

[coarse rapids]

I will kill her

[void kelp]

but the story is trash

[coarse rapids]

make a quick save

[lone tusk]

[coarse rapids]

and kill her every day

[void kelp]

https://gfycat.com/faithfullightdairycow

[coarse rapids]

until you remove her

maybe 2 times a day

3 times if Im feeling sad

4 times if angry

[lone tusk]

She work on the yantar lab with her dad and her sister

[void kelp]

5 times if i didnt take my meds

[lone tusk]

[void kelp]

6 times when my wife leaves me

7 when the IRS is here

[regal heron]

i don't get the hate honestly

there's way bigger problems with anomaly (and worse characters)

[coarse rapids]

stop purposefully breaking my brain

[void kelp]

8 times because we cant expect God to do all the work

[sterile spear]

Hip's good if you give her a shotgun or LMG cause she can tank hits like nobody's business. Besides that and simp-trapping? Nothing

[sterile spear]

Literally my bio rn

[void kelp]

hip can be a companion?

[lone tusk]

Hay

I was banned for 3 seconds

[sterile spear]

Yeah if you never complete the anomaly fetch mission

[void kelp]

i've been playing this game for a year and i didn't know that

[coarse rapids]

Companions shouldnt be a thing

[coarse rapids]

there are no companions in the games

[regal heron]

if you complete the mission she can still be your companion

[void kelp]

(i never interact with her i fvcking hate her i want to kill her i want to kill her)

[coarse rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-soc-kruglov-ecologist-scientist-gif-24489592

[void kelp]

were talking about anomaly you goober

[lone tusk]

I couldn't send messages and theres a bot sending me messages that i couldn't send messages

Wtf

[sterile spear]

Companions are good if you wanna feel like you're actually apart of something like Duty, for ex. That and when I'm doing raids is the only time I use 'em

[coarse rapids]

then why you said the games?indicisive much?

[lone tusk]

7 messages was deleted here

[atomic lynx]

May God have mercy on those who understand this meme

[void kelp]

i said that i've been playing this game for a year

[sterile spear]

Weird

[coarse rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-out-cage-angry-gif-24075632

[void kelp]

and "this game" is anomaly

[coarse rapids]

May god have mercy on your poor soul

[void kelp]

it's fun

i love mowing down women with a PKM

no other game allows me to do it

[lone tusk]

My mod allow

[old stone]

https://youtube.com/shorts/rikPcfaaD3w?feature=share

[regal heron]

have you ever felt the touch of a woman

[void kelp]

yes sir

[regal heron]

doubt

[void kelp]

you can have your doubts

[sterile spear]

What's a woman? There's only Zone

[void kelp]

i know the truth and you don't

[lone tusk]

You fool he gonna do "ask your mom" joke

[void kelp]

your grandma

[regal heron]

i'm too old to get offended by that joke

[atomic lynx]

The Zone is the only woman we know there

[void kelp]

zone is a woman?

[atomic lynx]

(as the Zone is getting referanced as She)

[void kelp]

i gotta get out of here

[sterile spear]

Да

According to this guy, at least

[atomic lynx]

The local schizo

[sterile spear]

Can't wait til these new factions come so I can be even more indecisive

[void kelp]

me and him

[sterile spear]

[void kelp]

(don't ask why i have this saved)

[lone tusk]

[regal heron]

slavic languages have gendered nouns and "zone" is feminine

[sterile spear]

Based Ukrainian

[coarse rapids]

I cant talk about the leaks,practice self restraint

[void kelp]

we will torture you

[sterile spear]

Yeah knowing me I'd slip and spoil something so I don't even go digging past what GSC has already released

[void kelp]

were here for your information

@coarse rapids i think you can answer this question

[regal heron]

finding leaks is easy enough

[void kelp]

woman in stalker 2 yes or no

[coarse rapids]

I cant

[regal heron]

yes

[lone tusk]

No spoilers guys

[atomic lynx]

I can't answer that aswell

[void kelp]

IT'S SIMPLE

[lone tusk]

Spoilers will result in mute

[void kelp]

NOT EVEN IMPORTANT

[atomic lynx]

It's technically leak material

[lone tusk]

It's the rules

[sterile spear]

If it's not a no it's a yes

[regal heron]

didnt the devs already confirm that

[void kelp]

rules are meant to be broken

[coarse rapids]

[void kelp]

so tell us yes or no

[regal heron]

im pretty sure they did confirm it

[lone tusk]

Bro

[sterile spear]

Freedomer/bandit moment

[atomic lynx]

I didnt heard anything about it, so I dunno @regal heron

[void kelp]

rebel dutier

[void kelp]

(i slept for 2 more hours)

[high sail]

me and my bf

[ripe merlin]

If only he was a girl

[regal heron]

apparently there's a woman stalker in the newest trailer

[atomic lynx]

He could be if you convince yourself that way

[lone tusk]

[regal heron]

i mean kinda looks like it?

[sterile spear]

How tf did anyone catch a female in the newest traile-

[coarse rapids]

it doesnt

[void kelp]

i like dudes so it's not a problem for me

[coarse rapids]

hahahahhaa

[lone tusk]

KILLL WITH A FLAMETHROWER

[sterile spear]

Nah that's just the local femboy

[atomic lynx]

That's like 144p face pixels

[void kelp]

wait

[coarse rapids]

ppl that think THAT looks like a girl are exxagerating and flailing their arms at every fly they see

[atomic lynx]

Like @high sail ?

[void kelp]

stalker 2 femboys

yes or no?

[sterile spear]

Confirmed cameo???

[void kelp]

if the answer is yes then im pre ordering the game

[high sail]

yes

[coarse rapids]

you see a very pixelated and badly iluminated model,and jump to THAT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL
when it doesnt even look like one ahhahahahaha

[ripe merlin]

@void kelp guess what's this,nobody else tell him

[lone tusk]

@coarse rapids

[void kelp]

it looks like the uhhhhhh

[coarse rapids]

hmm?that not a leak

[void kelp]

a map

[coarse rapids]

you know thats Agroprom Underground

from SoC

bro

[ivory pine]

https://vxtwitter.com/hoggomcswineass/status/1641941228001304578?s=46&t=RKUPWgV7IYIBGeElGieDMg

[ripe merlin]

Yes

[atomic lynx]

Yea, I realized it

[lone tusk]

I dunno i didn't saw any leak

[coarse rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/no-more-heroes-cat-gif-13296226

[void kelp]

STEALING THIS GIF

[coarse rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1042524082056466543/1072300081874751558/caption_1.gif

[void kelp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153801114091521/1058070492910715001/amonolith.gif

[ripe merlin]

@void kelp do you know what's this, nobody tell him

[regal heron]

some people think its a woman, personally i can't really tell

[coarse rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/752634309629968515/886557445500063794/image0-35.gif

[sterile spear]

Damn I've definitely ran that place way too many times if I know that layout lmaoo

[coarse rapids]

those ppl are really really really dumb

[void kelp]

it's a map

of something

[ripe merlin]

Smh ofc it's a map

[atomic lynx]

The swamps

[regal heron]

no? it's fair to speculate

[sterile spear]

Is that a stalker map?

[lone tusk]

@coarse rapids

[void kelp]

why do you have the plan of my house?

[sterile spear]

Nah it ain't the swamps I don't think

[coarse rapids]

its the desdocs for Clear Sky

which is fair game

[lone tusk]

[coarse rapids]

yes it is

[lone tusk]

Swamps

[atomic lynx]

The Church

[ripe merlin]

It's not swamps

[atomic lynx]

There is only one church in the Zone

[ripe merlin]

It's not even stalker triology you fools

[sterile spear]

Yeah I saw the church but that's dead center

[sterile spear]

Thought so

[ripe merlin]

It's stalcraft

[coarse rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-i-am-dead-ded-terminator-terminator2-gif-5663820

[lone tusk]

Lie

[void kelp]

i found a woman

[sterile spear]

Non-stalker images??? In offtopic???

[ripe merlin]

It's stalker but Minecraft

[coarse rapids]

its dumb to see a very pixelated and badly illuminated picture and immediately stand up and exclaim WOOOOOOOOOMAN

[void kelp]

what do i do

please i need help

[ripe merlin]

Kill

[atomic lynx]

That's the sign that person needs to touch some grass

[void kelp]

SIR YES SIR

[lone tusk]

give cheese to her, you can fascinate a woma with cheese

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/papich-папич-arthas-gif-20124926

[coarse rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-guitar-gif-20719743

[ripe merlin]

@lone tusk guess this (mod obv)

[regal heron]

regardless i wouldn't be surprised if there are gonna be women in the game

it's kinda unrealistic that there aren't any

[lone tusk]

[candid cloud]

@craggy crow , real?

[lone tusk]

Theres storys about womans in the zone

But you know the zone is a dangerous place for a woman

[regal heron]

yeah stories but that's it

[ripe merlin]

Isn't it the one about doctor girl that was imaginary

[regal heron]

it's dangerous for everyone

[sterile spear]

Are those the stories saying they biologically can't handle it or smth?

[coarse rapids]

the only way I can see it going down in any sort of good way is
dont mention it
either make them just another model that random stalkers can appear with or dont make at all,dont point and laugh at the fact the earlier games didnt have them just ignore that fact

[lone tusk]

A bunch of mercs, convicts and all the scum of the world is in the zone

A woman would in such would have a terrible fate

[coarse rapids]

there is 1,and that woman didnt even make it to the zone,she was stopped and sent one by one of the military patrols on the border

[void kelp]

or people who want to earn some quick cash

but the "quick cash" always turns into something bad

[sterile spear]

Fr I'd imagine some women would want to explore the Zone, so I wouldn't be surprised if they did that

[lone tusk]

Theres the ecolog woman too

[coarse rapids]

fanfic or mod

[lone tusk]

It's in soc

The story

[coarse rapids]

damn your fanfic is strong asf

[regal heron]

so you only want them to be like background npcs or none at all am i getting it right?

[lone tusk]

It's a pda story

[coarse rapids]

THAT LOOKS AWFUL WTF

WAHT AREAWJ F

[sterile spear]

Ecolog women make the most sense for any faction. Duty would keep women as non-combatants, Freedom is... Freedom, and Loner women are just targets for something awful.

[void kelp]

thanks

[coarse rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/throw-up-dry-heave-vomit-gross-eww-gif-23254758

[sterile spear]

The fact they did nothing but watch 💀

[cinder crag]

yeah i feel like the only women in the zone would br scientists of some kind

[atomic lynx]

The rostok bar from what it seems

[void kelp]

monolit woman

[cinder crag]

women stalkers wouldn't last

[coarse rapids]

can we just stop with this talk

[void kelp]

no

[ripe merlin]

Why do you have woman mod

[coarse rapids]

[void kelp]

THIS IS IMPORTNAT

[cinder crag]

not because they aren't strong or anything, but because in an anarchic society mainly dominated by men, uhh... things would happen

[ripe merlin]

What's wrong with you

[regal heron]

ecologists freedom monolith and mercs would probably have women stalkers i imagine

[void kelp]

I NEVER WANTED IT IT'S AUTOMICALLY INSTALLED IN THIS MODPACK

[coarse rapids]

stop playing bad mods

easy

[ripe merlin]

Than just take it apart

[atomic lynx]

Which one?

[coarse rapids]

you idiot

[regal heron]

oh and military too since women can serve

[void kelp]

i like it

[coarse rapids]

youre dumb

[void kelp]

suck my dick

[coarse rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/882585601084383252/992844099424092181/1EC5BD16-7DD8-4A99-9D1F-EB3B76F1C3DE.gif

[ripe merlin]

And you call yourself femboy?

[void kelp]

No?

[regal heron]

they still have guns you know

[void kelp]

im just gay

[cinder crag]

they wouldn't deploy women to the Zone because of its conditions

[sterile spear]

Idk about women mercenaries... don't think I've ever heard of a prevalence of women in PMCs but I could be wrong

[ripe merlin]

Why women if gay

[cinder crag]

he doesn't understand

[coarse rapids]

yo lets drop this

[void kelp]

blame the creator not me

[coarse rapids]

we are deathly close to to some really bad takes here

[regal heron]

i don't see your point

[void kelp]

i just kill the women

[sterile spear]

Roger, I gotta dip anyhow so I'll c'y'all

[coarse rapids]

we shall judge you for playing bad mods

[void kelp]

(in minecraft ofc)

[coarse rapids]

have a great day

[ripe merlin]

Well we don't blame the inventor of the dynamite for explosion, you're the one to blame

[cinder crag]

doesn't matter then, im not allowed to make it

[sterile spear]

likewise

[regal heron]

do you think the instant a woman enters the zone every single stalker homes in on her exact location to violate her

[void kelp]

judging others is a sin

[atomic lynx]

Which Modpack you play? @void kelp

[cinder crag]

bandits

criminals who dont have morals

[regal heron]

ah yes bandits arent a threat to male stalkers either

[coarse rapids]

it is a moral obligation to judge anomaly players
now please download a better mod

[ripe merlin]

Stop trying to get woman mods, this isn't skryim

[void kelp]

No

[cinder crag]

they definitely are

[coarse rapids]

this is exactly what I didnt want being talked

cmon bros

[regal heron]

bandits famously only go after women

[void kelp]

anomaly is free

[coarse rapids]

lets not

[cinder crag]

they dont talk about it ho

[coarse rapids]

you act as tho mods are paid

[atomic lynx]

I'm not trying to, I wanna know which Modpack it is so I can avoid it

[void kelp]

im not gonna pirate any stalker game

[coarse rapids]

you dont need to
wait
you did play the original games right

[ripe merlin]

Everything is free on the internet

[lone tusk]

That's what I'm saying, the zone is full of the worst scum in the world

[cinder crag]

based

[atomic lynx]

Imagine if he didnt

[ripe merlin]

Sure sure

[coarse rapids]

deal with these ppl while I go brb

[regal heron]

the uh reproductive thing would be a factor but i don't think they would be significantly less safe than male stalkers

[void kelp]

yea a played SOC at a friends place a few times

[cinder crag]

they definitely are less safe for that resson

[regal heron]

but not that much

[void kelp]

and COP

[atomic lynx]

I really do wanna avoid it. If I wanted to access the mod I would have searched it at Moddb already

[coarse rapids]

did you finish SoC?CS?COP?

bro

[cinder crag]

yes.

[lone tusk]

She definitely are less safe

[coarse rapids]

why are you playing Anomaly

[regal heron]

the zone is already dangerous to the point it wouldnt really make a big difference

[ripe merlin]

Then buy them on g2a they are under 4 euros

[void kelp]

because it's fun and free

[cinder crag]

dangerous in other ways

[ripe merlin]

My hatred for YouTubers that promote anomaly is growing

[lone tusk]

she can be made a sex slave, a worse fate then death

[coarse rapids]

o so you didnt want to play stalker just anomaly
alright,mhe then

[void kelp]

stalker games are fun but you gotta pay

[ripe merlin]

No you dont

Some Redditor bought me cop

[regal heron]

i mean, that can happen to male stalkers also

[void kelp]

yea coz you have simps

[void kelp]

waht the fuck?

[regal heron]

i'm not saying there would be like no difference but i don't really see how they wouldn't be able to survive there

[coarse rapids]

if all you wanna do is play anomaly and not play stalker then it doesnt matter at the end of the day

[coarse rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153801114091521/1090698690143981648/IMG_8359-_MConverter.eu_.gif

bro

[ripe merlin]

Yeah sure I do

[coarse rapids]

this is why I didnt want the conversation going there

[lone tusk]

we never saw this happen

[coarse rapids]

bc of this\

[void kelp]

Jesus you're acting like i just shot up a school

[ripe merlin]

Because you did

[void kelp]

i play games for fun

[coarse rapids]

bro I aint even hitting you,
you play waht you want,you wanna play anomaly thats anomaly,its not stalker,its fine really

[ripe merlin]

THAN PLAY TRIOLOGY

[coarse rapids]

anoamly is a shit mod but ha well

[void kelp]

the main questline is shit

[coarse rapids]

anomaly is shit universally

[void kelp]

give me money to buy it lolz

[ripe merlin]

Only reason why people say anomaly is good/fun is because it has more modern anims

[coarse rapids]

it is badly balanced and badly optimized as well as having no real advancements on the freeplay formula which has been churned since 2015

[ripe merlin]

Pirste bay org

[regal heron]

i mean there's a bandit in soc that is canonically a rapist, and since there are no women in the zone...

[void kelp]

im not gonna pirate it

[coarse rapids]

really,its bc they really know

[simple sage]

Kwatermistrz#3824 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[void kelp]

im gonna pirate games from bad companies

[coarse rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1042524082056466543/1072300081874751558/caption_1.gif

[void kelp]

but gsc made good games

[coarse rapids]

@lone tusk @regal heron you will drop this idiotic debate right tf now

do not continue

do not think about it

[lone tusk]

One dude, but if a woma goes theres anyone close to her will act like a psycho

[regal heron]

in conculsion

i hope male stalkers will be removed in stalker 2 and there will only be women characters

[lone tusk]

[cinder crag]

hmmm a fantastic idea

[coarse rapids]

Stalker games are homages of 90s action movies with some survival and atmospheric elements
this is not something you should think about you idiots

[ripe merlin]

I'm most certainly sure that you can afford this

[coarse rapids]

guud game

guud game

+1

[void kelp]

0 dolar then i buy

[ripe merlin]

Than you might as well pirate

[regal heron]

i wouldnt touch anything on g2a with a 10 foot pole

[ripe merlin]

Femboy energy

[lone tusk]

No piracy links here

[void kelp]

i just don't spend money on games

[coarse rapids]

then why dont you pirate

[ripe merlin]

Not even references? As in mentioning it

[coarse rapids]

youre just,really really anti the idea of playing them is all

[simple sage]

Kwatermistrz#3824 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[void kelp]

ok i will pirate the games

jesus you happy now?

[ripe merlin]

Yes

[lone tusk]

be careful with your words

[void kelp]

"oooh you're playing a modified stalker game" suck my dick

[ripe merlin]

Anyone that skips triology should be bullied

[coarse rapids]

it all boils down to
do you want to play stalker?if you dont,dont play stalker,if you do want to play stalker,then play stalker

that is all this comes down to

nothing else

[regal heron]

you're just moving the goalpost, maybe continue in dms?

[simple sage]

Kwatermistrz#3824 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[ripe merlin]

If you're gonna play modded than play OP or Legend returns

[lone tusk]

No

[coarse rapids]

dont

hahhahahhaha

[regal heron]

ok

[cinder crag]

piracy is based, but good games deserve support if you like

[ripe merlin]

Legend returns was pretty gud but low fps sadly

[lone tusk]

Is literally coc

[void kelp]

this is why i don't really want to pirate it

[cinder crag]

i fully condone and support and even recommend piracy

[coarse rapids]

just wait for 1.0.0,and dont play OP2.2 if you havent played the other games and some other soup mods
OP is just..its a trip its such a trip

[ripe merlin]

Not only that but with weirdly rotated map, factions having different bases and bad translation!

[regal heron]

i think piracy is pointless because if i wouldn't buy a game i probably don't want to play it either

[cinder crag]

i mean you can just buy it later if you like it

[coarse rapids]

honestly...

[regal heron]

unless it's an old game that you can't really buy anymore

[coarse rapids]

its situational

[void kelp]

but this guy just acts like i commited murder, burned down an orphanage and executed the president just because i anomaly

[lone tusk]

No performance impacts

[coarse rapids]

Piracy exists for a reason right

[cinder crag]

well you did

[void kelp]

i don't spend money on games

[atomic lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/choujeki-eating-popcorn-gif-14739088

[ripe merlin]

I only played op 2.2 cuz of the big map, but it messed up my laptop so bad I couldn't get past cordon checkpoint

[void kelp]

i got more important things to buy

[cinder crag]

i love this guy

[coarse rapids]

I really dont know how to spell it out more simply to you
answer me this simple very simple question
please
do you want or not to play stalker? its a simple one a yes or no

[void kelp]

gotta buy more weights for my lil gym

[ripe merlin]

@void kelp send us your steam account now

Just go to the gym

[lone tusk]

Haha

[ripe merlin]

Less expensive

[void kelp]

it's sabbath day

• it's 10pm

[cinder crag]

home gyms are cool

[void kelp]

• i don't have autistic 14 yo at my gym

[ripe merlin]

But Hella expensive + only for bigger homes

[void kelp]

it's not for bigger homes

[cinder crag]

no you can do it in any space

perfect in garages

[ripe merlin]

You can't in small flats with 4+ people

[void kelp]

i have a few things in my room

no machines that's all

[cinder crag]

why would you have 4+ people

[ripe merlin]

Why are homeless people homeless

[void kelp]

because they're homeless

[cinder crag]

well thats just a financial issue

[void kelp]

if you're homeless

[ripe merlin]

Balkan economy issue

[void kelp]

just buy a house it's as simple as that

[cinder crag]

[coarse rapids]

alright

time to ruin the night with NLC7

[void kelp]

have fun

[coarse rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sleepy-tired-gif-10362944

[cinder crag]

except they cant suppress their addictions

plus most homeless people are just mentally ill

[ripe merlin]

@void kelp I'll give you my steam account just so you can play triology

[lone tusk]

I'm i got pneumonia

[high sail]

me

[void kelp]

good

[cinder crag]

wait what

[ripe merlin]

That's like saying that all white people are 14 y old white girls

[coarse rapids]

there is no fun on Syak's little plaything
on the list today I need to waste time on garbage,drag a military man corpse to another map and escort a little idiot thru the swamps

[lone tusk]

I felling my lungs heavy and I'm tired the whole day

[cinder crag]

what?

[high sail]

im sorry to hear that man

[cinder crag]

that doesn't relate in the slightest

[lone tusk]

I wish i could workout

[void kelp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/663110425340018700/1075435679397466132/nato.gif

[ripe merlin]

No equipment?
Chalethenics

[lone tusk]

[cinder crag]

pull up bar

[void kelp]

he got pneumonia dog

he just said that he's always tired

[ripe merlin]

Literally said no equipment

[lone tusk]

Today

[ripe merlin]

I didn't see

[lone tusk]

[void kelp]

my bad yo

[cinder crag]

dman

[ripe merlin]

Rest day for me

Not allowed to touch anything

[cinder crag]

you're resting your mind too

[void kelp]

same

[ripe merlin]

How else will I get smart

[void kelp]

reading idk

[cinder crag]

he thinks he is becoming smart

[ripe merlin]

When you read a lot you get tiered so you have to rest for your brain to recover

[cinder crag]

so true

[lone tusk]

Not when your lungs are heavy

[ripe merlin]

What's that

[lone tusk]

Heavy breath

[cinder crag]

bro how did you literally already forget

[void kelp]

my arms are sweaty knees weak lungs are heavy

[void kelp]

dementia midset

forget stuff that is not important

[ripe merlin]

Only reason why I know English is random rip off games

[void kelp]

SAME

and racism

[ripe merlin]

But now that I can buy games I still download mods with bad translation

[void kelp]

stalker has the worst polish translation

[ripe merlin]

In legend returns, army warehouses is called silent hill

[void kelp]

no voice actors just a lector

[ripe merlin]

English voice acting is the best

It's so goofy

[void kelp]

it's good

true

[ripe merlin]

One of my fav voice lines is "catcha grenade"

[regal heron]

The new english voice acting sounds so bad

It was better in the first three games

[void kelp]

don't add english voice actors

[ripe merlin]

Clear sky was the best

[void kelp]

just make it so the subtitles are english

[ripe merlin]

@void kelp what games do you even play

[void kelp]

right now? just anomaly

played minecraft a few months ago

[ripe merlin]

There

Literally pirated

[void kelp]

and witcher not that long ago

[void kelp]

brother's account babyyyyyyyyyyy

[ripe merlin]

Mhm sure

[regal heron]

I think it would be interesting if different factions used different languages, like regular stalkers using ukrainian or russian, mercs using english if they were from the west and ecologists using a mix of ukrainian and english

[void kelp]

my brother in Christ i literally use the xbox launcher

[regal heron]

oh wait forgot there wont be russian va

[void kelp]

or mincrosoft

[lone tusk]

In soc the mercs got russian accent **

[ripe merlin]

Accent yes, language no

[regal heron]

i heard people say they spoke russian with an american accent or something like that

[ripe merlin]

No they say mercs are from the west cuz if cop I think

[regal heron]

still i think it would be pretty cool

[main osprey]

Hey guys

Never play oblivion lost at night

[cinder crag]

https://tenor.com/view/ip-grabber-mad-max-gif-26202451

[coarse rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/aquafps-aqua-tarkov-gif-20968040

drop me some context king

[ripe merlin]

It's literally easier soc wdym

[main osprey]

😂

Yas
These ugly ass anomalies

I cang find them on google, do u know names, they are lime bushes

[ripe merlin]

Fruit punch

[main osprey]

Hate them

Always , frikin outta nowhere, and that ugly ass heartbeat😭

[coarse rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/240196923644968960/1091816742579351592/F88B4FFC-D1F7-4DED-AA3B-64DFEC09178E.png?width=691&height=671

@lone tusk you seen the new Intruder update?

[ripe merlin]

You can see them a mile away, vortex is worst in OL

[lone tusk]

Ron? Controller support when?

[main osprey]

Argoprom , dying, help, literally outta nowhere old shi rusty hair ball sukin my pretty skin underground campers

[coarse rapids]

https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/518150/view/6168283205181574726
A BLOON GUN

HAHAH

[coarse rapids]

yes

I do look like that

[lone tusk]

[cinder crag]

why

[lone tusk]

i like to play with my controller

[cinder crag]

banned

[lone tusk]

Imma go work rn

[lone tusk]

[ripe merlin]

You the moment aim assist is turned off

[lone tusk]

I never played with aim assist

[ripe merlin]

Sure you didnt

[cinder crag]

you have

[lone tusk]

I literally play with xpadder

[ripe merlin]

It's something a lot of console games have turned on by default

[main osprey]

Nah not fruit punch, its like bush that can fkin stretch, not chemical always camping in grass

[cinder crag]

what

[lone tusk]

https://youtu.be/vLzxDW29Ydc
Nope, and xpadder is a emulation tool

[ripe merlin]

Trampoline?

[main osprey]

Nah literally like bush

[cinder crag]

this game has controller support by default

[main osprey]

Maybe little spikes

[ripe merlin]

Ohhh ik

[lone tusk]

It has but no aim assist

[coarse rapids]

its great

[ripe merlin]

@main osprey burnt fuzz

[lone tusk]

https://youtu.be/UCnJLQbCGdo
Xappder no aim assist

[main osprey]

Yas something like that i know this name, but its on the ground and green

[lone tusk]

Play like this is very enjoyable

[ripe merlin]

It's literally the same thing

[main osprey]

Fr, but this cant stretch that much

[ripe merlin]

Its in cordon tunnel as well

I hate when I accidentally step in it

[main osprey]

And hate that room in argoprom if u know

[ripe merlin]

Which one

[main osprey]

Fkin corals and just one little step and these crackers are trying to touch my talala

[main osprey]

Idk man, never wanted to try OL But time has come

[void kelp]

Why?

[main osprey]

Ill send u pic

[lone tusk]

theres no why i just like

[void kelp]

Mouse and keyboard is so much better and more accurate

[lone tusk]

I'm not comparing i just like more play with my controller

[ripe merlin]

OL is literally easier soc, they tried to make it easier by replacing most of NPC spots with army, like garabdge duty checkpoint, army warehouse barrier, ect

[main osprey]

Yas

Look at this mf I HATE IT

[cinder crag]

controller feels so sluggish in shooters

[lone tusk]

Theres a bug there

[cinder crag]

controllers are only good for platformers and fighting games

[lone tusk]

You can reach the windows by the roof

[ripe merlin]

What tf is this

[main osprey]

Hate them

[ripe merlin]

@lone tusk wait what's difference between OL and OL directors cut

[main osprey]

Just wanna go for walk and they wanna grab my treasure

[lone tusk]

I dunno

[main osprey]

I downloaded pic it is not mine btw

[lone tusk]

Keyboard is is almost a arcade controller

I like both

[lone tusk]

Like i said, use the roof trick to get there

[main osprey]

Yah i know

My opinion, ugliest scariest most disturbing room

[void kelp]

I once saw a music producer who used his keyboard instead of piano

[cinder crag]

this is disgusting

[void kelp]

He was good at it too

[lone tusk]

Yeah those anomalies are very similar to the book counterparts, roadside picnic anomalies are scare af

[main osprey]

And if u know, outside where in soc u need save vlk [in my language] idk in english where are army in argoprom and he is hiding in building, so in OL there is frikin underground anomlay when you step on grass, it will come outta nowhere😭

Excuse my english thanks

[lone tusk]

Yeah i like this

The main stalker games are easy af

I wish it got some of those break anomalies

[main osprey]

Clear sky bandit grenade pack, more grenades pack

Imagine

[lone tusk]

Nah, hella easy for me

[main osprey]

Lul

Idk i tried long ago soc 100% completion

And it was all same, anybody did all games on 100%?

[lone tusk]

I dunno i already did all quests except freedom quests

I hate those anarchists

[main osprey]

No time for barmans ciggarettes somewhere in underground

Sigma moment

Nobody likes them

Even theirselfs
They are more brainwashed than ghosts troops lol

[Monolith] in that case

[lone tusk]

I like duty

And the army

[main osprey]

Yas lol

More armor than iq

Army in that case

But duty all the way>>>

[cinder crag]

you're interested in duty?

[main osprey]

In

I?

[cinder crag]

perhaps you should stop by rostok and renew your contract

[main osprey]

Interested?

[cinder crag]

[main osprey]

[lone tusk]

#👥┃faction-choice join duty

[main osprey]

No choice

[lone tusk]

[main osprey]

Born that way

[lone tusk]

[cinder crag]

born without choice?

[main osprey]

So cant choose lol, duty all the way

I declined a choice lol

[lone tusk]

[main osprey]

Anyway

I have 10 mil power in rise of kumkingdoms

[lone tusk]

hummmm

[main osprey]

Anywas fr now

Ur guys opinion, on new stalkers

I dont like when they start with anomaly or gamma

[regal heron]

Oh a slovak

A rare sight

[main osprey]

Big ytbers showing them free game ju know

[lone tusk]

It's the anomaly/gamma youtube pandemic

[main osprey]

[regal heron]

I don't really mind it

[lone tusk]

Those guys are knowing the franchise thought theses mods

So they think that stalker is like Anomaly

[main osprey]

Hate it u know

[regal heron]

It's giving the games more recognition

[main osprey]

When u play only og trilogy first u say cool, then move to uprgaded mods,

[regal heron]

Like a lot of people found out about arma because of dayz for example

[simple sage]

Matking898SK#2263 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[main osprey]

Em

Bad word usage?

[regal heron]

Bad words not allowed this is a christian server

[main osprey]

Ah okay, then hail science

Dont get offended