💬┃en_offtop

[granite tangle]

holf on, cents?

just cents? not the full deal?

theres 2014 graved on the other side

how much is it worth?

euro

i see people selling them for 6$ on ebay

[granite tangle]

i also have a 10 moldovan bani coin from 2010

and the third and last one, probably the rarest

1985 central african 5 francs coin

[gray jetty]

It will hit a dollar one day guys trust me

[carmine forge]

just have to wait 50 years until 90% 0f them become lost to time and then sell it to some collector for an unreasonable price

[gray jetty]

Franc

[atomic lynx]

You can just ask me, as I am a Turk

Welp, we are in hell

That's for sure

[carmine forge]

I once managed to find a rare "60 years of WW2 victory" coin but then lost it💀

[atomic lynx]

While hoping for a civil war not to break out in a week or two

[granite tangle]

same, i once found a 60s franc coin when i was in middle school

it disappeared

[rough nest]

i dont want to learn all smokes again

[gray jetty]

I don’t play cs

[rough nest]

why

[gray jetty]

Idk

Not really a fan of tactical shooters

[granite tangle]

oh, i see my african coin can go to up to 5,85 euros to collectors

[nocturne iron]

im waiting for my Dr appointment

[gray jetty]

I’ve tried to get into them for years

[lament zealot]

“Tactical”

[rough nest]

anyway, grenades will behave differently with source 2

[atomic lynx]

Aren't they in the table?

[nocturne iron]

want to die

[gray jetty]

Never really enjoyed them

My favorite shooter of all time is probably battlefield 1 or 5

[atomic lynx]

@void kelp atleast one good thing we have is subscription based services don't cost alot

How much was standart Netflix sub? 50tl/month?

Nevermind, it's 64tl/month after their price increase that happened on January 17tg

Also please tell me this is fake. I can't belive it

[ripe merlin]

I love dynamic maps

[atomic lynx]

The increased happened to Stalker series aswell

Yea, they were used to be like 20

Appareantly this new generation

[granite tangle]

game name?

[cinder crag]

bro

how can people not know how to read a clock

[ripe merlin]

Kingdom rush: frontier

[atomic lynx]

Idk man

[cinder crag]

i literally only wear analog watches

[atomic lynx]

I do not know

[cinder crag]

kids these days

i learned my multiples of five in school with clocks

[atomic lynx]

Yup, kids these days

God I feel old

[nocturne iron]

I used to collect analog clocks

[atomic lynx]

Literally my generation

[nocturne iron]

what

old is considered 2004 now?

[atomic lynx]

I mean, if we compare it to the new generation, it feels old

[granite tangle]

2004 was 18 years ago

[nocturne iron]

Now I feel old

[atomic lynx]

Welcome to the club

[nocturne iron]

my nieces don't know what a nintendo DS is

[sturdy tide]

Damn, as a 2001 kid I feel like an old man

[atomic lynx]

I grew up with Wii, my brother doesn't even know what that is

[sturdy tide]

Me too

[atomic lynx]

We should gaslight ourselfs by saying this new generation is testing our strength

[carmine forge]

20 years old💀

I thought people couldn't live that long

[granite tangle]

you aint old till you're in your 30s

[carmine forge]

also you in your 30s: "you ain't old till you're in your 40s"

[gray jetty]

Few men who live today remember 3dfx

So much has been lost

[sturdy tide]

Ahahahaha

[gray jetty]

They forget where we came from brother they see what we have and never think about the foundation it’s all built on

[atomic lynx]

These new kids won't even remember the memes we had in our time

[gray jetty]

That concrete been there since 1996 and we’re still standing on it

[atomic lynx]

The Harlem Shake is one of the examples

No one remembers that anymore, it used to be a trend

[sturdy tide]

Those were the days

[atomic lynx]

Yup, those were the days

[gray jetty]

Sometimes I wake up and wish it was 2017 again

Take me back

[sturdy tide]

Yep, back before all this crap

[carmine forge]

nobody should

[gray jetty]

This new world is cold and empty all the boys are gone

[carmine forge]

As if it ever was warm and full

[gray jetty]

Was different back then

[carmine forge]

"back then" has set the foundation for the world to become the way we know it today

[gray jetty]

The world where I’ll die in a war fighting over nothing yah

It sucks

[granite tangle]

me remembering the days with the homies

[gray jetty]

My last homie from those times is an empty husk much like my self

[granite tangle]

my last homie from these times is a gay furry

[gray jetty]

It was just the 2 of us back then but it was all we needed

Come home from school hop on the pc game till like 11pm

Repeat

[granite tangle]

like i mean, i really dont like what he posts on twitter

but i cant really cut ties with him

[gray jetty]

Mate rarely ever responds to me now

I still think deep down he actually hates me

[atomic lynx]

That is true, that meme and 3 other memes were sealed from the internet

[granite tangle]

we had some good times in middle school, and he was the second person to invite me at his place

[gray jetty]

This mate

I known him since I was 6

14 years

Why I makes me so sad he doesn’t wanna do anything anymore

[nocturne iron]

my last homie is now a femboy nonbinary girl or something like that

[gray jetty]

I try and try but mate never wants to do anything

It fucks with my head because it’s just like my ex

[granite tangle]

ill be blunt with you, hes probably depressed

[gray jetty]

He is

Ik he is but

I can do nothing

I try and try

[nocturne iron]

dude you're only 20?

[gray jetty]

But I’m just turned away

[nocturne iron]

don't tell me I'm older than Jack

[lone tusk]

try rusted warfare

[gray jetty]

I guess in the end I’m the last man standing of those times

[granite tangle]

are you religious?

[nocturne iron]

I am :>

[granite tangle]

jack

[lone tusk]

sorry for him bro

[gray jetty]

I do not believe in a god my self

[ripe merlin]

I'd much rather try out hema

[gray jetty]

My life and it’s purpose is to work

With out my work I’m a hollow corpse

[nocturne iron]

I find purpose in work

and with learning about and appreciating the natural world

[lone tusk]

why?

Rusted warfare is the best mobile rts

[granite tangle]

https://pastebin.com/uC2tQxjj read that, jack

[cinder crag]

bro im only 21 and im already acting like an old person. they're my generation too and i feel like they're so much younger than me

[gray jetty]

Not gonna make me a godly man many have tried

[lone tusk]

[nocturne iron]

not my goal

[atomic lynx]

Im younger then you and I feel the same lmao

[nocturne iron]

no

you can't be younger

[lone tusk]

Jack is literally me

[atomic lynx]

I am

[nocturne iron]

stop I don't like feeling ancient

[gray jetty]

I live breath and bleed semiconductors

[atomic lynx]

Im from 2004

[nocturne iron]

N o

baby?

[atomic lynx]

Nope

[gray jetty]

I’m from 2002

[nocturne iron]

:[

[atomic lynx]

What da? I thought you were like 30 years old

[granite tangle]

pascal's wager, mate

[gray jetty]

Ha not quite

[nocturne iron]

okay I guess I'm the elder here

[lone tusk]

He is from 2002 bc, jack is our lord

[gray jetty]

[lone tusk]

😎

[atomic lynx]

Ah, that makes more sense

[nocturne iron]

sylky

what year buddy

[atomic lynx]

That would explain his bloodthirst for the commie blood

[ripe merlin]

Because hema is fricking awesome

[nocturne iron]

come on save me from being the only old one

[lone tusk]

No that's harrasing

[nocturne iron]

ok

:> you don't have to share

[ripe merlin]

You get to wear armor and bash another guy with a weapon irl

[lone tusk]

rusted warfare is better, you can play stalker on it

[atomic lynx]

Based game

[lone tusk]

[atomic lynx]

Those ferrets do know how to live life

[lone tusk]

[lone tusk]

Today i saw a taxi cab full of cats, like 4 cats was sleeping there

[atomic lynx]

The void called you

[carmine forge]

Truly 1984

[atomic lynx]

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/ace-combat-lore-wh40k-fnaf-gif-26344803

[atomic lynx]

Literally true

Ace Combat doesn't need that much lore, but it just has

And I wouldnt trade it for anything

[lone tusk]

Who SAID ACE COMBAT LORE?

[carmine forge]

Ace Hammer 40Kombat lore when?

[atomic lynx]

Shall we start the Ace Combat lore summarizing

Oh boy, Sylky is now writing a paragraph

[lone tusk]

So after the belkan war (i already wrote a essay about this) a meteor hit strangeral and then povert became a thing to multiple nations and became a cascade effect leading to multiple wars

[candid cloud]

Stahp.

[atomic lynx]

No dont

[candid cloud]

Do.

[atomic lynx]

The stars are set

Let him do it

[lone tusk]

The thing even after lost the war, their country, and their own independence belkan sti got enough power to put fuel in every world conflict, to test their weapons to one day use then against the osea nation

And theres more

[atomic lynx]

Let him teach us the Strangreal universe

[high sail]

Plane fli and shoot down bad Man

[atomic lynx]

Also can you send me that essay on DM?

[lone tusk]

Even after loose the gray man, belkan keeps throwing more weapons on the black market being the right hand of every dictatorship on strangeral

So it's all belkan fault

[atomic lynx]

A World with No Borders and their funny nukes

[lone tusk]

HOWEVER, much time before the belkan war, Osea was already taking belkan territory in skirmishes after the Osea looses on the great war

[tiny dew]

https://tenor.com/view/invasor-smell-money-money-stacks-of-money-pile-of-cash-gif-15802264

[atomic lynx]

I really need to learn the entire Ace Combat lore

and then, Deadly_Bird was never heard again

[lone tusk]

Osea plated the belkan economic crisis to win the war without fighting it, what they don't know is thar belkan will nuke himself 7 times before give up their expansionist dream of the hole belkan empire

And they really did

[tiny dew]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr8ljRgcJNM

https://tenor.com/view/yes-rock-rock-and-roll-head-bang-rock-star-gif-15812025

[atomic lynx]

@lone tusk Hey, can you dm me the AC lore?

I actually don't know where to read it

[lone tusk]

The impact of the self inflicted nuclear attack from belkan was so sever that every country on strangeral banned the use of nukes

That's why after the belkan war every war on strangeral is fight with blood and tears

[tiny dew]

Sylky's File
Views: Hates Belkans

[lone tusk]

I hate everyone in strangeral

[tiny dew]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-man-will-you-gif-18636332

[lone tusk]

Except ustio

Ustio my beloved

[high sail]

Sylky likes boys who know the ace combat lore

[tiny dew]

https://tenor.com/view/i-didnt-understand-what-you-said-axel-fowley-eddie-murphy-beverly-hills-cop-can-you-repeat-gif-19387838

[cinder crag]

you like boys who are just learning their multiplication tables

[atomic lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/daniel-yall-hear-something-gif-20938241

[tiny dew]

https://tenor.com/view/star-trek-captain-kirk-what-huh-gif-6094991

[candid cloud]

Look, I will say Ace Combat Assault Horizon is the best game.

[cinder crag]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sad-gif-24110059

[lone tusk]

Ustio
Own their independence by blood and tears in a civilian rebellion against the belkan occupation and they win

[candid cloud]

Sylky will get mad.

[lone tusk]

You're disgusting

[high sail]

Nah cus its night for me
Actually wtf its too quoiet

[candid cloud]

Look, a little boy is crying over.

[lone tusk]

[tiny dew]

https://tenor.com/view/kane-fuming-angry-mad-wwe-gif-10605888

[candid cloud]

That's him for real.

[lone tusk]

https://youtu.be/qd0fjVQBY9E
@atomic lynx hawx edits

[cinder crag]

Look, a little boy is crying. Over.

like a radio

over

[high sail]

Best ace combat song is in ac7 444 mission no cap ong ong fr fr

[lone tusk]

[cinder crag]

i never played ace combat

[candid cloud]

Shoot him down. Over.

[cinder crag]

isnt there like 10 games or something

[high sail]

Uhh yes i did

[tiny dew]

👆

[cinder crag]

i literally didn't ask

[tiny dew]

👆

[candid cloud]

All I played is Assault Horizon and some dumb guy is crying over, because of me saying it's the best game. Over.

[high sail]

Whatever asshole

[lone tusk]

[cinder crag]

if i were to pick up ace combat where would i start

[candid cloud]

Bruh.

Sylky: Just watches.

[cinder crag]

that response to me means to not play any

[lone tusk]

Hey you don't need to insult him dude

[candid cloud]

And that's all you can do?

[high sail]

Okay

[cinder crag]

Okay

[candid cloud]

Idk, I would suggest Ace Combat Assault Horizon.

[lone tusk]

@high sail

https://youtu.be/86kfOF6PMJ8

[candid cloud]

And nothing else, because I didn't play anything else.

[cinder crag]

@lone tusk where should i start

when did the first ace combat come out

[high sail]

Honestly
I didnt even help my allies in ac7 LOL

[lone tusk]

[cinder crag]

like 2002 or something

[candid cloud]

When ps2 became a thing.

[lone tusk]

they will all die anyway just keep the score up

[high sail]

Yeah

[lone tusk]

[cinder crag]

2001

[candid cloud]

Bruh, imagine not caring about allies.

[cinder crag]

wait actually

[lone tusk]

https://youtu.be/ZROSqpnFcVw
@atomic lynx @high sail
My favorite edit on hawx with my ace combat mod

[cinder crag]

it used to be called Air Combat for the first game

that was 1995

[candid cloud]

Yes.

[cinder crag]

then Ace Combat 2 came out 1997

[candid cloud]

Nobody:
Still nobody:
Sylky: Just advertising his own channel.

[cinder crag]

so technically thats the first ace combat

[nocturne iron]

sylky has a channel?

[cinder crag]

no

[lone tusk]

👍

[tiny dew]

Onlyfans at $1

[lone tusk]

[nocturne iron]

idk I'd watch sylkys YouTube videos

[nocturne iron]

woah buddy what am I? Rich? I don't have that kind of money

[cinder crag]

its just clips

[lone tusk]

Watch this one @nocturne iron

[cinder crag]

im still subscribed to vasim's

[nocturne iron]

nah

[tiny dew]

🫡

[high sail]

Funny thing i know someone who does OF content
They get good money lol

[tiny dew]

You do, gayboy

[simple sage]

Tampico#1776 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[cinder crag]

damn

[tiny dew]

[high sail]

Nah not me

[cinder crag]

they are degenerates who cant files taxes because it's considered prostitution

[nocturne iron]

I used to work for the IRS

[cinder crag]

true

[nocturne iron]

😔

[high sail]

I dont think i was talking to You

[cinder crag]

i think you were

[tiny dew]

[cinder crag]

you went "hey tampico"

[lone tusk]

wow you're a fed

[nocturne iron]

nah I was 18

wanted easy cash

[high sail]

That's dogshit

[lone tusk]

Irs is literally the monolith

[nocturne iron]

quit right before tax season

[cinder crag]

its the truth, its right here

[nocturne iron]

got paid 18usd/hr to be trained to read and file tax forms though

now I work retail

[cinder crag]

a trade off

[lone tusk]

we got a similar thing here, the IBGE, instead taxes the guys go in your home and ask questions

[nocturne iron]

yeah im actually happy with my job

[cinder crag]

goes into my home in front of my shotgun trap

[nocturne iron]

:]

[high sail]

Things to do in Brazil
Drugs
Cartel
And die from drug and/or cartel

[lone tusk]

that's good

[cinder crag]

im not

i got my hours cut again

[nocturne iron]

yikes

[lone tusk]

Columbia is a university isn't?
Colombia is the country

[cinder crag]

this time its "waaah you guys didn't make sales! now all part timers get four hours cut"

[gray jetty]

That reminds me

[cinder crag]

jack come to arizona

[gray jetty]

I was at the store in New Hampshire

[nocturne iron]

jack don't go to Arizona

[gray jetty]

And this guy is buying beer

[cinder crag]

jack you should come to arizona

[nocturne iron]

they don't welcome us MA residents there

[high sail]

Brazil, good sir
I got them mixed up, sorry

[cinder crag]

work at raytheon or whatever you were looking at

[lone tusk]

[cinder crag]

romanian geography

[gray jetty]

Lady asks for his id

[lone tusk]

Funny how every other country in south america is considered 10 times more poor then brazil, like, brazil is already really poor, imagine how is to live in Peru

[gray jetty]

And she says I’ll never forget

[high sail]

Cartels

[gray jetty]

Sir you must have a United States Id Colombia isn’t in the U.S.

[cinder crag]

i got id'd at walmart for a can of compressed air duster. the guy just walked up and was like "can i- oh wait its not alcohol" and leaves

[gray jetty]

And dudes like lady are you stupid it says District of Columbia

The capital of this country

[nocturne iron]

lmfao

that's New Hampshire for ya

[lone tusk]

Lol

[cinder crag]

people think the moon is a planet, it doesn't surprise me that people aren't smart

[high sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/870592853854785567/1089704909554847825/DB4D5C2A-1F20-4F9B-8B4F-6E48BE2B9BAF.gif
@lone tusk @void kelp

[cinder crag]

like i remember in highschool people didn't know that detroit was in michigan, they thought it was a state

[high sail]

Just neko arc standing

[lone tusk]

Theres no cartels in brazil, we got criminal factions that act like the mafia and got senators and other politcal figures, they assassinated politicians time by time, last week they tried to kill the ex judge the senator sergio moro, and the pcc faction got contact with the president itself and the pt party

[high sail]

Straight up dark rp

[cinder crag]

brazil when they psyop their people into thinking that their cartels are actually just a "criminal faction"

[gray jetty]

Ik but still it was really funny

[spark carbon]

Where's everyone going bingo?

[gray jetty]

And why you want me to go to Arizona

I’ve been

Once

[lone tusk]

brazil don't make drugs, they sell drugs the cartels and the local criminal factions got alliances

[cinder crag]

my house, 5 o clock sharp

bring snacks

[nocturne iron]

it's 5:55pm I'm sorry I'm late

[lone tusk]

You got smoke?

[cinder crag]

come to arizona

[spark carbon]

Ight I'll bring the Merchant with me

[gray jetty]

I’ll bring pizza

[high sail]

Which type of bingo

[gray jetty]

[spark carbon]

He's got some goods

[gray jetty]

What’s there

[spark carbon]

Got gum

[lone tusk]

[cinder crag]

the one with the cage of bslls they turn and one rolls out and they call the number. also we will be betting pennies

[lone tusk]

Resident evil chernobyl when?

[spark carbon]

Leon in Chernobyl RE9????

[cinder crag]

good question

[gray jetty]

Well

[cinder crag]

we got a hella beautiful desert

[gray jetty]

I know what’s there

[lone tusk]

[cinder crag]

if you wanna go hiking or something

[gray jetty]

The father him self

[cinder crag]

other than that its just food

[gray jetty]

Tsmc

[cinder crag]

where is it again

[gray jetty]

Phoenix

[cinder crag]

pheonix or something

[gray jetty]

There’s also a Samsung factory

[cinder crag]

ill drive up there to meet up with you

actually st this rate i actually might just move to pheonix

[gray jetty]

My dad showed me the upper managers data sheet other day which says where the Samsung factory is stuff goes to

[cinder crag]

i hate tucson

[gray jetty]

Samsung factory in Arizona go brrrr

[high sail]

Was thinking like jerk off bingo or smth Goofy like that
But obv you're just gonna Say You didnt ask for me to speak to You or You dont care cus thats what all people who suck Say

[cinder crag]

...what

[lone tusk]

[high sail]

Anyways its night and im tired

[cinder crag]

actually whats the cost of living in phoenix

[gray jetty]

Bruh that’s hella gay

We’re just trying to chill

[lone tusk]

Gn fren

[gray jetty]

[cinder crag]

you're not invited

[high sail]

Gn sylky

[cinder crag]

me in the saguaro national park hiking with @shy narwhal (we just found an rv park to raid)

[coarse rapids]

@lone tusk wanna laugh your ass off

[lone tusk]

That's sus

[coarse rapids]

https://twitter.com/gamingatdenuvo/status/1640700602874224641
nha man,its just stupid

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Twitter · Mar 28, 2023, 1:01 PM

stupid asf

[granite tangle]

i just went into a small chatroom and pretended to be an ai

[lone tusk]

wtf

Literally Nintendo

[granite tangle]

it was absolutely hilarious

[lone tusk]

I saw this with fear, one day those fvkcers will try to ban emulators and we can only have emultors bc the community help with specific bug fixes

[lone tusk]

Like if they ban emulators in public spaces our work will be pre-existing hard

[granite tangle]

japan already legally banned emulators and save editors

[lone tusk]

I think thats 04 the renan bolsonaro

[lone tusk]

It's the beginning

[sullen fossil]

🤨

[lone tusk]

Bolsonaro got 5 kids

3 of them are now brazilian elected politicians

[sullen fossil]

Who is bolsonaro 😭

[lone tusk]

it's literally in the vid

[sullen fossil]

And one of them is Ryan Gosling fan :3

[lone tusk]

[sullen fossil]

Just like me

[lone tusk]

[sullen fossil]

[lone tusk]

[gray jetty]

Unless you provide what the people want it will never stop

[gray jetty]

It’s just a really bad joke

[sullen fossil]

I think even bad jokes have meaning

[gray jetty]

Idk you seen some of the stuff that passes for comedy these days

[sullen fossil]

yeah in stalker memes especially

[gray jetty]

Damn girl you an iron ore

Cus I’m about to mine you with my pickax’s

[sullen fossil]

[gray jetty]

https://www.polygon.com/platform/amp/23659845/dolphin-emulator-gamecube-wii-steam-release-date

Now this is epic

[lone tusk]

Dolphin is the smooth emulator

[cinder crag]

almost got into a car accident

jack come to arizona and experience this

[lone tusk]

I remember playing re remake at 60 fps on my old pc at 1080p it's just great

but play re0 is kinda a nightmare

[gray jetty]

Look I’ve almost been run over by people moving shit around plenty of times

[tiny dew]

https://tenor.com/view/nodding-30rock-alright-i-understand-good-for-me-gif-21904011

[gray jetty]

Mans almost just walked through me with a 300 pound end station

[lone tusk]

whathell

[void kelp]

Hey unrelated do you know that using VPNs to access banned content is going to be illegal in the us with an imprisonment length of 20 years.

[gray jetty]

Nice

[lone tusk]

next: us bans fun

[granite tangle]

what do you mean by banned content

[gray jetty]

That would be the hardest law to in force of all time

Like it would be impossible to detect minus openly admitting to doing it

[lone tusk]

Like you can use vpn on Netflix to see content that is unavailable in your country

[gray jetty]

[granite tangle]

eh, i dont live there anyway

[lone tusk]

In brazil we use vpn to acess the Turquish steam to get games with low prices

[gray jetty]

Citrus is back apparently

[lone tusk]

It's illegal do this here

[gray jetty]

Ura

[void kelp]

This is happening because of the TikTok ban

[gray jetty]

When you get arrested for using tik tok

L

I have no sympathy tbh

[lone tusk]

People who use vpn to see tik toks should go to the jail anyway

[gray jetty]

I mean

[void kelp]

Its not just that.

But that's why they even care

[gray jetty]

For most things it would be impossible to enforce

It’s like how piracy is illegal

But

It’s basically impossible to enforce it so

https://www.gamesradar.com/the-3ds-eshop-may-be-dead-but-the-systems-best-emulator-is-back-from-the-grave/

Hype

Tbh I never liked the 3d effect

But

I really liked the games

[void kelp]

I still feel like 20 years is a bit fcking harsh

[gray jetty]

Feel like that’s just a scary number to be scary

[void kelp]

I think they also want 250,000$ - 1,000,000$ for bail

literaly 1984

[lone tusk]

Discord mods as US police when @gray jetty ?

[gray jetty]

They better start paying me

[lone tusk]

[gray jetty]

I hate being the fun police but for the right price I’ll do it

[lone tusk]

But you can use the tempmute command irl

[gray jetty]

Someday lol

[lone tusk]

[gray jetty]

Well technically they already exist

It’s called chloroform

[lone tusk]

That's the timeout

Tempmute is the flextape

[gray jetty]

True true

And the ban button is a 45 acp round

[lone tusk]

Kick is the kick

[gray jetty]

Nah that’s probably the taser

[old stone]

https://youtu.be/l-OHY3zFCNY

[pearl wraith]

"yo I just saw a bunch of troops in the supermarket down the street"

does that ring a bell for anyone?

[fleet nebula]

Update this garbage now

[gray jetty]

It’s got that 1990s cgi vibe

[lone tusk]

https://youtu.be/V0lQvxH1wkI
@neon vale touhou memes with absolutely no context

[tiny dew]

Ain't this sheit cool?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPxrA-9CUPQ

[gray jetty]

Let me correct my self bad 90s cgi

Cus uh

IT’s potential possible that the cgi for the matrix was done using

A quantum 3d aalchemy box

[lone tusk]

magic

[gray jetty]

The 3dfx napalm core is a monster

It’s raw compute power was unmatchable

[lone tusk]

[gray jetty]

Imagine for a moment that in the year 2000 largely 4 napalm cores was on par with a GeForce 2 ti or ultra now imagine if instead of just 4 chips you had 16

[lone tusk]

I never really saw a properly core render

Theres options for this on old* pcsx2 builds

[gray jetty]

On YouTube there is a video of a simulation in action

If your interested

[lone tusk]

cool

[lone tusk]

where ? I only finding blender vids

[gray jetty]

https://youtu.be/epg5RaJZUZE

[lone tusk]

Heyyy that's lock on?

I love that game

[gray jetty]

That’s a simulation

Not a game

As there purpose was as a military simulator

That’s also sadly not the flag ship config

I can’t find a video of that one

[lone tusk]

It looks pretty good for 2001

[gray jetty]

It should

That’s was the fastest 3d render machine in the world

[lone tusk]

[gray jetty]

Honestly idk why quantum 3d changed there logo

It was so based

Lame

[cinder crag]

corporate simplicity

[gray jetty]

The all seeing eye was the mark of extreme performance

You knew what ever you were holding was insanely power

[lone tusk]

Sorry, I'm back now, a lil dude was creating trouble in the ask channel

[gray jetty]

I see

[lone tusk]

The first one looks cool

[gray jetty]

It does

It’s one of the coolest logos of all time

[lone tusk]

A chip made of chips

[gray jetty]

That’s 8 way sli

8 voodoos 2s each with 12mb vram

[lone tusk]

It's really tiny then

[gray jetty]

It’s huge

It’s bigger than a 4090 by a sizable margin

[lone tusk]

wow

12mb vram

[gray jetty]

Oh

Vram no

Physical size

[lone tusk]

Look how far we are now

[gray jetty]

That card is massive

[lone tusk]

Wut

[gray jetty]

It’s huge

It’s 4 physical cards

Each card has 2 voodoo 2s on it

[lone tusk]

what is the power of this?

[gray jetty]

Then there connected together using a custom controller board which you see on top of the brick

Which allows for 8 way sli

[gray jetty]

Triangles per second?

[lone tusk]

[gray jetty]

Idk id have to look it up

[lone tusk]

I see

[gray jetty]

But it has no external power plug lol

All power is drawn over the pci slots

[lone tusk]

[gray jetty]

Not like the aalchemy though

The aalchemy is a very special boy

[lone tusk]

It looks like a database

[gray jetty]

It needs a special power supply

That’s rated for 84 amp over 3.3 volt

Cus yes

[lone tusk]

And the chips are fragile?

[gray jetty]

On voodoo 2?

No not really

There not bga based

[lone tusk]

I once broke a and logic chip just by touch

[gray jetty]

Making them very easy to fix

[lone tusk]

Great

[gray jetty]

Napalm is though bga based

But it’s held together by some super natural power

3dfx chips don’t die

It just doesn’t happen

They would shrug off a nuclear bomb blast

[lone tusk]

whathell

[gray jetty]

Unless there physically destroyed

They almost never fail ever

The vram may die

But the core will not

[lone tusk]

Unfortunately my df version don't run with 3dfx dlls

I will try to find the old build of blood

[gray jetty]

Gog probably took them out

[lone tusk]

[gray jetty]

Fricken gog dishonoring the fallen king like this

Disgraceful

[lone tusk]

Let's what the blood version got

I got blood 2 the chosen too

[gray jetty]

Blood doesn’t use 3d acceleration

[lone tusk]

Blood 2 is 3d

[gray jetty]

Blood 2 does though

It supports glide

I mean come on

[lone tusk]

let's see if the dll is there

[gray jetty]

It came out in 1998 in the year 1998 3dfx was king

[lone tusk]

If not i will have to find out soldier of fortune

[lone tusk]

[gray jetty]

But after 98 they started losing steam

[lone tusk]

[gray jetty]

The timeline is broken

It wasn’t meant to end on December 7th 2000

[lone tusk]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P8cZIZQMNQc
@gray jetty

[gray jetty]

Hell yah brother

Voodoo 2 was huge brother like idk how to explain how big it was

Like imagine if amd released a Radeon that was 50 to 60 percent faster than the 4090

Right now

[lone tusk]

There's a bunch of 3d games from that time that are still missing

I bet i can find some of them

[gray jetty]

But brother you have to realize

[lone tusk]

that's crazy to think

[gray jetty]

Napalm wasn’t suppose to be the end

It was only a tiny spark the forest fire was yet to come

Rampage and sage was what was suppose to follow

[lone tusk]

what happened then?

[gray jetty]

We will never know

Because it was never finished

[lone tusk]

[gray jetty]

The details are lost forever or locked deep inside the nvidia vaults

[lone tusk]

Reminded that story about that one guy who comes from the future to stole pcs from our time

John titor

[gray jetty]

Heh

I’ve heard that story

[lone tusk]

No 3dfx here too

But theres some old ass dlls here

See if someone work

[gray jetty]

Nothing references glide?

[lone tusk]

Theres a voodoo exe but no glide

[gray jetty]

🤨

There’s no glide instructions or nothing

That’s weird

[lone tusk]

Voodoo is just a control panel

But looks like that soldier of fortune got 3dfx support

I will download it now

[gray jetty]

Yah it should

Blood2 I know has it

[lone tusk]

Wair a second

Glide is there

[gray jetty]

Dgvoodoo2 is a glide wrapper

But it also works for dx6 and older stuff with OpenGL

[lone tusk]

[gray jetty]

Does it let you change the texture memory to be larger than 8mb?

I forget

A real v2 has 8mb texture mem and 4mb frame buffer

Cus unlike a most video cards it’s not dynamic

The vram is fixed

[lone tusk]

[neon vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/620576156613345310/1090705938865987614/v12044gd0000cgguio3c77u74e6u1tlg.mov

[gray jetty]

In almost video cards the texture and frame buffed memory can change dynamically as needed

[lone tusk]

You will can see by yourself later with a total legal link

[gray jetty]

In my opinion emulating glide is heresy it’s self

[lone tusk]

Hitman got it too

[gray jetty]

It does

I tell you brother

[lone tusk]

Looks this boy

[gray jetty]

That’s what your looking for

That

Those be the 3dfx glide components I’m talking about

[lone tusk]

Heyy medal of honor too

[gray jetty]

Wait really?

[lone tusk]

3dgfx dll

[gray jetty]

https://www.pcgamingwiki.com/wiki/List_of_Glide_games

That’s by no means a complete list

100rds of games supported it

https://www.vogons.org/viewtopic.php?t=534

[lone tusk]

After this theres a bunch of unfinished and bugged dx8 games

Ok i see if theres more on my pc

[gray jetty]

Yes

[lone tusk]

I come back later

[gray jetty]

So

Dx8 kinda works

[lone tusk]

phone is dying bt

[gray jetty]

On napalm but

It’s mostly all emulation cus

Napalm only supports dx6

@lone tusk due to the nature of how 3dfx chips work I’ve often wondered if it might be possible to give it a hardware tnl accelerator

Like just have another card in the pc

And have the voodoo leverage it’s feature set while using its own horse power

Like could you imagine that

It would be effectively rampage and sage at that point

[lone tusk]

First i need to study how drivers work

[gray jetty]

That would be largely uncharted territory

And it wouldn’t work under glide

Glide doesn’t support any of these features

But you might be able to fix that

Glide is very strange

[lone tusk]

Do you think that duke nukem forever from 2001 got 3dfx support?

[gray jetty]

Uh I don’t think so

It will run on a voodoo 5

But no glide

[lone tusk]

[gray jetty]

Like I wonder how hard it would be to mod

Hardware tnl and vertex shaders into glide

[lone tusk]

Take a look at this

[gray jetty]

I’m looking

[lone tusk]

It's weird bc theres no 3dfx or glide dlls on the SoF folder

[gray jetty]

So

That’s a wrapper

It’s called like 3dfx mini driver

A few games have it

[lone tusk]

but you can run on the og driver?

[gray jetty]

Massively boosts performance on voodoos

[gray jetty]

Oh yah

[lone tusk]

ok

[gray jetty]

The game came from the factory like that

Half life does the same thing

Has 3dfx mini driver

But

The king

[lone tusk]

[gray jetty]

King game runs native glide

Deus ex

Fun fact the first and only time I played deus ex start to finish was on my 3dfx voodoo 5 5500

[lone tusk]

I wonder if my king load and destroy runs on glide dlls

Imma go see the steam version

[gray jetty]

Steam version I doubt has it tbh

But yah never know

[lone tusk]

Then let's see the gog

[tiny dew]

https://tenor.com/view/nickimperiod-gif-20207882

[tiny dew]

What about Deu Sex?

[gray jetty]

I’m saying it natively runs glide

Cus it’s based as fuck

[tiny dew]

It is

Chad game

[gray jetty]

Fr

[lone tusk]

@gray jetty load and destroy is featured in the glide advertising in the zeus software article about glide

[gray jetty]

BASED

[lone tusk]

unfortunately I'm taking a hard time to find load and destroy

My childhood was killing turrents and stomping those little soldiers

[gray jetty]

Pog

I still need to try cs1.6 at some point

[lone tusk]

I can provide this
By legal means

Hold on

[gray jetty]

Though I’m scared to connect to servers

On a windows 98 computer

[lone tusk]

Try bots

[gray jetty]

Good way to get root kitted

[lone tusk]

I got a bunch of custom maps

[gray jetty]

Though honestly

Most virus probably don’t even work on windows 98

Lmao

your words can’t hurt me I’m too stupid to understand

[lone tusk]

I counting with this

[lone tusk]

Do you know how to run half life custom games?

Create a shortcut and put the command to run the game folder?

Ok i can make i quickly tutorial

[gray jetty]

Probably possible in windows 98se

[lone tusk]

Theres a tutorial there

[gray jetty]

Hold your horses son

Let me mount win98

My beloved is at work

[lone tusk]

Imma go sleep, tomorrow whe can see soldier of fortune 2 double helix

[gray jetty]

I also realized that

I was making an error

[lone tusk]

don't worry theres too many stuff there to test

[gray jetty]

Win98se is the natural playground of strange god

[lone tusk]

The doom got some really old engine builds there

[lone tusk]

[gray jetty]

Also

I had wrong bios mode enabled by mistake

[lone tusk]

wish i could found load and destroy

[gray jetty]

Was running deus ex in noob 32mb mode

Not chad 64mb mode

[lone tusk]

[lone tusk]

Play opposing force, join the shepard cult

[gray jetty]

I’ve added another heat sink to the bridge

[lone tusk]

[gray jetty]

Thing can overclock pretty high hehe

[lone tusk]

My chest hurt when i breathe after the flu, if it keeps like this i will need to see a doc

[lone tusk]

[dusty arrow]

How many Sata 3 ports does motherboard have?

[gray jetty]

Zero

Doesn’t have sata

[lone tusk]

Cya jack

[gray jetty]

Cya

[dusty arrow]

what do you mean?

[gray jetty]

Only has ide

[dusty arrow]

oh aight

and the other side is sata?

[gray jetty]

No

There is no sata

[dusty arrow]

oh ok

ty

[gray jetty]

On boards like this sata just sucks

If it’s there

It’s slow and or buggy as hell

[void kelp]

I'm so good at the game(this definitely didn't take me 72 tries)

My fingers hurt so bad now after practicing that

Now its time for cliphell

[gray jetty]

Ight

I’m in windows hell

Trying to get 98se to install

Never wants to work right I swear

[void kelp]

Good luck. This is how its going with cliphell.

[void kelp]

Cliphell part 1 is over. Now time cliphell part 2 (entanglement)

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-we-cant-expect-gif-15199201

[runic glacier]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1085650592694816800/1090727422070095982/rapidsave.com_haunted_life-qpmyzwx3rqqa1-360.mp4

[void kelp]

The cliphell is so bad in this part with the barrel jesus

Cliphell is over time for anti-citizen one

[cinder crag]

https://tenor.com/view/you-wont-believe-what-he-digs-up-gif-24329148

[gray jetty]

She’s so beautiful

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/columbus-gif-23919961

[lament zealot]

Woe, power surge be upon ye

[void kelp]

@lone tusk

the cat is still here

this is why i left my home

[neon vale]

much less present

sylky has moved on to touhou now

[void kelp]

change is good

[gray jetty]

Idk what’s wrong but I can’t get it to work in win98se atm

Have to ask on the forums tomorrow

I had it working in win98

So idk what happened

This is a prototype so it’s gotta act like one from time to time

[gray jetty]

I’m gonna level a city tomorrow if this thing continues not to work

I have 2 other drivers to try though

[small ice]

hi

[void kelp]

[old stone]

He brought diversity to the Siberian-Americans.

[neon vale]

kys

ad hominem

any better response?

you can do better than that

[void kelp]

ge the hell outta here glowie

[old nymph]

i found out about something relly weird

[small ice]

https://tenor.com/view/stoned-cat-stoned-cat-funny-huh-gif-19222132

[old nymph]

The russians pickeld rasputin's penis

[void kelp]

where?

[alpine forum]

in russia

[old nymph]

why they hell would anyone?

[void kelp]

go be a uselessfuck elsewhere

[old nymph]

[alpine forum]

no, i like it here

[old nymph]

Leave him or ill pull your stitches out one by one then watch your guts pill onto the floor

[void kelp]

fair

You watch vtubers shut up fatass

[void kelp]

i nut creamed reading that

[small ice]

💀aw hell nah

[old nymph]

Go to vorkuta

[old nymph]

Hell nah

[void kelp]

ayo

[void kelp]

He also said this like a year ago

[small ice]

https://imgur.com/t4kgz1p

[simple sage]

Sgt. Aiden#1587 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[small ice]

the f word

[void kelp]

Fuсk

[small ice]

ye that

[high sail]

You are californian

[high sail]

Based

[old nymph]

what kind of

freaking being do this

[cinder crag]

this was not a year ago

[void kelp]

Yeah it was 2

[cinder crag]

oh hi petruha

[cinder crag]

no it was literally a couple months ago

i remember it

[void kelp]

Well youre wrong

That shi happened pre server lockdown.

[void kelp]

If that were true I'd probably spend less time wasting my life away here.

[void kelp]

Literally me

[high sail]

I will shoot you

[void kelp]

With what

[high sail]

120mm abrams tank gun

[void kelp]

Ai is getting too realistic

[high sail]

Ngl thats me when anti citizen one

[lusty onyx]

Sup chat

[high sail]

Hi ecologist

[old stone]

Great scene from the manga Dead Tube involving a Vtuber livestream.

[runic glacier]

ik that voice 💀

[void kelp]

I love enslaving humanity for the combine

I have a better vocoder so I'm going to remake this meme later

[runic glacier]

freedom for humanity

[void kelp]

Fuсk humanity all my homies hate humanity

[runic glacier]

i dont wanna serve combine because they gonna remove mah coc

[void kelp]

Only if you join the transhuman soldiers.

[runic glacier]

still no

rebel is gangsta shit

[void kelp]

If you just wanna knock over cans and beat shitizens you can keep your dick and you behold the right to be horny.

Then you can just join civil protection

[high sail]

[alpine forum]

civil protection is based

[void kelp]

Virgin Rebel: Lives in sewers and old radioactive canals infested with headcrabs and xen life, Just barely surviving off of old expired food, Goal is pointless considering if they won antlions would massacre humanity, has no friends because got relocated too much, no vocoder(not cool, intelligible), no sex. Only suceeded when gordon showed up otherwise they were almost powerless vs Chad Civil Protection Officer: Lives in city, Has actual food, Goal is to maintain socio-stability of a designated combine sector, Would kill an entire apartment block of citizens for a non mechanical reproduction simulation, has family cohesion perk even though they will get killed if he fails one mission, has vocoder(cool, unintelligible, citizens cant understand and gives an excuse to hit shitizen with stunstick), Actually suceeds at their goal(until gordon).

[lone tusk]

Petruha that's your last warning

[cunning quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/913374498080837653/934359699019669534/image0-31.gif

[lone tusk]

That's a rule 8, you already inflicted rules 2 and seven before in isolated events, @old nymph if you inflict any other rule you will get 3 weeks mute

[cunning quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/717498714259980378/890350053582073856/image0.gif

[high sail]

Mute him anyway

[lone tusk]

No

Osana post now

[high sail]

Yes fumo posting

[candid cloud]

Are you a helper assistant?

[lone tusk]

That's marisa the new little reimu fren

And that's rumia being silly in a box

Mariaa is really shy so reimu is doing a little trolling

Lol

[high sail]

NO!!

[drowsy rover]

And lets trow molotovs on those pics

[lone tusk]

No

[drowsy rover]

Yes

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/сбу-підвал-підвалсбу-екскурсіявпідвалсбу-gif-27253425