#💬┃en_offtop
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bait
Like ultrakill doesn't do the same?
i disagree with whatever your talking about
because i can
what is the argument anyway
"Is tampico straight?"
straight up yo mommas pu-
Everybody told yes so talks for your answer
Doom: You go forward, sometimes move back.
Ultrakill: You go forward, but now you'll go back because you found a skull to put.
nay

are doom and ultrakil even similar
there is near infinite amount of variety in how you approach the tools it gives you and how you solve those puzzles
No, lol.
Metroidvanias have been doing back tracking for ages lol
What is ultrakill anyway 
Doom does the same for you.
arena shooter
the best thing ever
with like a parry mechanic
it looks cool
the whole premise is to keep a killstreak
You mean quake 3 and unreal tournament the best multiplayer arena shooters ever made?
no

no, again, designers force you into one way of playing the game and demand you master it, therefore combat puzzles have pretty much single possible solution
not bad necessarily
eternal does it pwell but it hurts replayability as i said
Now what replayability means?
"Oh I'm gonna play that game again, because I like it?"
replay value, the more ways to play a game the better
'cause a person's more likely to replay something like an imsim or an rpg than a linear shooter
Well
everytime i try to add something someone says it first
ill just watch
So what point of replaying the linear shooter as ultrakill?
continue what though
I need to file down part of the vent in the bottom to fit the pump
linear shooter because you like the story
ultrakill probably because you can replay it a different way
i just told you how ultrakill has near-infinite approaches to explore
THE BEAST
Though not so special anymore she’s my girl
Doom does the same, bruh.

no it doesn't 💀
why the hell are they eating corn
doom is a linear shooter
eternal does not
i mean its fun as hell, but it doesn't mean you can really play it differently the next time
i mean you have multiple playstyles
Are you surprised with a cat named Broccoli?
it's not even a side effect of smth it's like intended, designers were aiming specifically to force you into situations
Modifications no?
no. not that im aware of
also mods dont count for replay ability
because its not the base game
i mean if they were named corn
he be talking about weapon modifications in eternal
No.
oh upgrades
just say upgrades like a normal person
oh
plus the upgrade system is pretty limited
It's not an upgrade to the weapon, not a mod to the game.
what are you talking about
It's a modificator or smth.
I’m kinda pissed I had to pay like 80 dollars for a 24 pin cable that matched my cable set
Yes.
you mean eternal's cheats?
i didn't know that was in eternal
Cable mod makes a cable mod for the Corsair 1500i but not 1600i
So they left me having to cough up like 80 dollars just for a 24 pin

Noob
No.
"My back hurts i dunno why"
My sitting on the game chair be like:
Jc
LETS GO

I am eating some good ass poutine

Eating good ass hum

man you guys need to try poutine
putin
The female version: poutine
femputin real??
Now this phrase makes sense
femboy putin
idk controversial opinion but putin doesn't seem that bad of a guy
Rule 8
🧱
lmao lol even
could transition have saved her
don't tell the mods...
🤨
I ain't getting banned before derek
maybe so maybe so
hecking heck HECK!!
I will only tell anomaly
Anomaly is a mod
J o k e
HECKER!!!!! HECK HECKING HEEEECK!
Yes please
We ban him then you one after the other how’s that sound

yeah that's fine
:(

"Hold my beer"
i just spent the last two hours of my life trying to make a pc game work
man why does japanese media like big americans in trench coats
I say
What game eh?
or just big men in trench coats
We ban sylky, on the account of neco arc spam
oh yeah I forgot to say bald
halo 2, the 2007 pc version
because big men in trench coats are cool
Can’t imagine it would be that hard
someone told me ill have to torrent it to use the mod that allows you to play multiplayer
can someone explain why japanese people like big tall bald men in trench coats
who the hell is the second one
which means that the monthes i spent tracking down a copy in my language at a reasonable price were pretty much useless
???
resident evil 4 boss
why would you do that
because asian people are short and its a projection of what they cant have
real
are you tall though?
and most of them are american too lol
yes 
I am not
so americans are apparently stronger and bigger

they are
actualyl anyone is
because i wanted to play the game in my native language
japan is WEAK
I am canadian and I am just stronger
just download it???
New tyrant when
you are canadian and short
Idk I feel like if Japan was backed into a corner they might revert to ww2 Japan
and do what?
oh yeah I forgot about mr x
get nuked again?
Idk fight till the entire country died
im also a physical games enjoyer
suicide bombings
T-103
Man i used to play resident evil a lot 
and i couldnt find the french version online anyway
me when i develop an unhealthy obsession with plastic boxes
I only played resident evil 4 vr
fair enough
In my opinion games don’t retain value
Because they can be easily duplicated
Hardware retains much more value as it can not be duplicated
games are fun
Play the remake ones, and if you like play re1 remake
thats my value
good?
that's not how value works
I heard resident evil 4 remake just came out
He is great
he is great
i have heard re4 remake crashes incessantly
A big improvement on the old formula
If I can get something for free with 2 seconds of googling what value does it have 🤨
they gave big bald beard man a hat
Average pc experience 
i dont understand how i can have such a hard time with halo 2, while i had no problem with halo ce
🤓
i found a copy in good condition for 1€, and all the mods just worked
i can download more ram too 
But you can’t though
Reason: Bad word usage
untrue
Like
no
I like halo ce he is just great, he is like a adventure action fps, like back then wtf is a adventure action fps
Let’s say you wanted to clone a micro chip
It would cost millions of dollars to do it
sylky go to english class
i played a tiny bit of halo 2
And a full team working around the clock
and just that convinced me that halo ce is better
dont ask him how old his bf is
the animations and the way the weps feel are just better
?
The og halo 2 was one of the greatest fps of* his time, not just the animation the whole fast passed action are still reference for the industry to this day
But because of how borderline impossible it is to duplicate hardware it retains its value much better in my opinion but I know in reality that isn’t really the case
What?

Man, just allow cia put him in a jail.
I dont have time to argue with idiots
Said the biggest idiot.
he doesnt even deny it.
its so over.
@lone tusk bai bai
bai bai @high sail

Hey, Tampico, did we bullied the kid?
Im litteraly not?
@gray jetty what's going on here dude?
"JANNY JANNY JANNY"
Let's just ban anyone


jack was bullying me
Im not e pedo
I didn’t say you were
oh, NOW he denies it
🤨
lmao
Ok tampico cut that
I didn’t say anything
you literally replied to him dumbass 
Don't call him this anymore
i literally didnt
Go feck yourself

you first homie
Damnnnnn
no swearing here dumbass

Im gonna go cus im tired
Beans
FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah go sleep thirteen hours
and wake up and hop right back on discord
A man sleeps for 4 hours to work 12 hours
That doesnt look very apetising
It's the peak of brazilian food
@lone tusk post some brazilian bbq
" "
brazilian food is unironically really good
Its 00:38
Ill be awake by like 9:00
what
The bbq:
'
Did i ask for your opinion?
I slept 20 minutes and I feel refreshed

I’ll go or sleep at midnight or 11pm be up at 5
yeah you did actually
no one likes you SHUUUT UP
Make me
Chill guys
you're going to bed, you're making yourself 
I will shove my foot so far up your ass there will be toenails in your tongue
unless you're staying up now
so true
He's killing himself.
idk what I ate but my poopy is water
canadian cuisine
all I ate was shepherds pie and poutine
Shepherd.
canadian cuisine 
Feck You too buddy
Bruh.
This is where I’m at so far
erm stop swearing you're making me uncomfortable
He said it twice.
Looks cool
C'mon. Sylky.
What parts You gonna put in it, jack?
don't say that
Make the PC be able to fight god?
better than my pc and I live in a first world country
canada is not a first world country
it is

Then dont threathen me that You will shove your foot up my ass
He lives on the lost odyssey guys
it was apart of nato meaning it's first world
there's like two cities that actually have people
true
This is the problem I’m facing right now
blow it up
what's the issue
And send me the parts.
I don't understand
Idc🖕
tf you talking about
this is nothing but nonsense to me
my pc does that
And then you're asking for "not threatening you".
@candid cloud i also downloaded doom 3
Bruh.
i havent played it yet
you definitely do care. you react every time
It's a good game, Crimson can also approve it.
the commie ghosts opened my door again
Ight guess we’re going to the basement cus I need some washers and some cutters
Yeah looks good
Kill them
Stop arguing I'm trying to play cs 1.6 here
Yes.
Condition zero deleted scenes better
🤢
thats a hot take
cscz deleted scenes is actually really bad
i mean its cool they made a campaign for cs but it is not good at all
Worst cs
the story is all over the place
Sounds like coping
Epic single player campaign
Reason: A lot of companies were working on it.
you have extremely low standards
I liked the cscz: ds, but not at all.
what
The true campaign on cs is the bulling and the kicks along the way
What.
you like it, but not at all?
Good story: shoot bad Man
Disarm bad bomb
Yes.
true
contrarian
arent you supposed to be in bed
what
"halo ce and cscz are le bad"
Used to play CSGO
Like, it's just a CS with good old graphics and some cool features, which CS CZ doesn't have, but campaign is shit, it's not evel linked, you are just jumping from one swat guy to another (which is kinda cool in some way).
You like fallout 3
both are just bad
i never played it

cscz has a goofy and inconsistent story, while halo ce just has horrible pacing 
Wasnt a cs person anyway
The just cscz is like a challenge game, which allows you to create a team of bots.
who cares, both have good gameplay
they dont 
Gmod does, change my mind.
You mean time splinters future perfect 
Whar?
t. never played halo ce multiplayer

Honestly cs cz ds gameplay wasnt really bad
this has nothing to do with that. literally no one mentioned multiplayer
Is definitely not made for a single player campaign
for both 
And the models are cartunish i prefer the 1.6 one

I wanna warn you tbh
you can, theres still some populated servers, theres a belgian/french one whos always active and a russian one, and i think theres an ukrainian one too
did not expect the spanish inquisition
For what?
Bruh.
You?
He's like us.
KEK
Honestly
I wished my bf was the middle eastern terrorist with the beard and sunglasses
Well that’s a sentence
@bitter hearth

Wha
Find a man for him
He is in the middle east
He can find someone for you
The 1337 krew guy from 1.6
don't swear :(

Awesome
Sylky who didn't give a damn later: umm... That is ok.
Scp-stupidcat has been contained
my rage is unending

SCP-STUPIDCAT HAS BROKEN OUT OF CONTAINMENT, FIRE THE HID TURRET IMMEDIATLY. DO NOT LET IT GO FREE
Shut.
shut up
no one likes you!!!!!!!!!!!
And you're an ass
liar
Ok chilll up guys
my honest reaction
spanish
inquisition
anime
cringe
Awww 
gay
go to bed
man lasgangar
Anyways, i got airsoft in like 9 hours and its 1 am
Nini sylky, penguan and viktorn
Lmao.
airsoft is coward's paint ball
Cya 
Bai bai
I cut under my nail :((
The "speedrun tricks" are way harder. Ntm I've played all half life games many times.
the government took my dog's balls
Good
I took the government's balls
As if they had any to begin with
What is the best way to learn Russian, fast?
read children's books
I made a poster
ahoy preview design looking ass
be slavic
Cry in a corner
Also why you wanna learn Russian? To be cool and quirky and different
Also i despise your bio
just don't
Reason: Bad word usage
L
Its just wolf…….
our friendly neighborhood sdalger
This is a server based on a game that is literally about killing stuff and horrible tragedies happening
its @lone tusk's fault
Ok
Who the hell is this guy?
shut up gnomeski
No
a brazilian mudhut dweller who codes all day
i love him 
look dude i really don't care
you asked 💀
no i did not some guy just told me about you
so true
what's going on?
you literally asked "who is this guy"
What just happened?
Average eng_offtop stuff
average military brain
i wasn't really asking
freedom base moment
@sturdy cliff
you were
welp where my weed

i love this guy
why thank you
i have an average connection with you to
Facts
hmmm what the software?
Photoshop
yeah right
Yup
but jokes aside, fast way to learn any language is to listen to native speakers, read text and do it the active way
🤓
i have no believes on what is coming out of your words
Instead of just doing stuff like duolingo etc., combine it with other sources
Only way to learn Russian is cry in a corner and listen to victor tsoi
will you shut up about that it didn't work
languagey language
mercenary i have a job for you
What

Bro is rping in #💬┃en_offtop
How about you add in a sausage?
Bro is clear sky
same thing

who even rps
en_offtop is literally just your average renegade experience
reminds me of the renegade song
a bunch of bandits enjoying the company of mutants and drinking so much to the point they start a huge bar fight between eachother
who doesn't
Das crazy
Average 4:11
Damn Alzheimer’s is a big deal
@sturdy cliff
Reason: Bad word usage
Dammit
Yes?
The what?
Original
I didn’t make it
Broooo
The creeper exploded so hard it made his whole computer lag
No gonna lie but their vocal songs are very good
I believe in Satan and not Jesus and before you ask, no I don’t sacrifice things
Why….
Ok so pretty much I hate what the Catholic stand for and I like more what the satanic stand for that’s it
What does satan stand for?
I’m not sure I should look that up
Also there is protistan or orthodox
Aint no way bro
Enough about me let’s talk about you
You say you believe in satan even though you dont know what he stands for
You an American?
Hell nah
no
Thank goodness
based
Canadian for me
Exactly
Screw them Americans North America is Canadian and Mexican controlled continent
average canadian
Lol
Oh boy oh boy
Bro my guy needs god and jesus
canadians are either really nice or the most entitled snobby people you can meet on the internet
And allah
Why the hell do you think I switch teams its because of them I switched
Would you say oh god? Or oh satan?
he needs all the gods combined
Can’t tell I have never met another one on the internet so I have no idea
Neither
Also i just wanna point out you say your a commie
just be athiest 💀
Yeah
Why it’s just boring
bro says hes satanist but doesnt know what that means 💀
religion isnt about fun smh
I bet you wear emo crap
No?
Yes?
Dude who the hell are you and what is your story
Im GnomeŠki i come from Lithuania i like folklore, boom
That’s it?
Indeed it is
yes.
Welp I’m Joshua and I shall not tell you more than that I’m French Canadian and that I love it
Now tell me yours
Just did
You moron I’m not French from France
cringe
you cant insult ppl, rules
God damn people on the internet don’t know nothing about different French people
metropolitan french is based
Yeah man
Just did?
just did what?
gnomeski is back on my good list after making fun of 12 year olds like this dude 
just did what?, i dont remember insulting anyone
We commit suicide and get drunk and have second fastest internet in Europe or something
Ah
oh yeah
👍
really high suicide rate there ive heard
I’m sorry to hear about that
btw you cant say im french canadian, where you were born is what you are, what you speak isnt relevant
Im so stupid I couldnt tell what was wrong for a minute
@sturdy cliff instead of following satan how about the machine god?
@sturdy cliff answer my question
Lol
@sturdy cliff
I mean is there an opening?
answer me, i just did what?
Hes making lies
stop trying to avoid the question, i pinged you 3 times!
Hold uo
bruh
Ping me 100 times
@sturdy cliff @sturdy cliff @sturdy cliff
Only 3
ANSWER ME
@sturdy cliff @sturdy cliff @sturdy cliff
@sturdy cliff @sturdy cliff @sturdy cliff
WHY DID YOU TELL ME JUST DID?
no more
Bro stfu and answer him, stop trying to be special
Oh well I guess I will not answer the question
answer, the question, i said you cant insult ppl read rules you said just did, who just did
bro is actually 12
Bro is laughing his ass off right now
Btw I have no idea what the hell you are talking about I forgot about it
Oh my god
here let me remind you
Ok
@sturdy cliff
Get f’d @sturdy cliff now you cant use grills
Dude just forget about it
Commie satanist scum
Bet you like antifa
Why did you say just did, did you mean i insulted you?
twitter user 100%^
Fr
needs to be quirky
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WILL YOU JUST DROP IT
no, i want an answer
Fine
right now, answer WHY did you say just did?
Bro your a sinner in the eyes of satan now

Is that a good thing?
not for you
answer me dude stop avoiding the question, i want to know its my right i demand an answer
Dude I don’t know ok I just don’t know
If I did insult you then I’m sorry
why, did, you, say, just did?
you didnt, i called out that insulting is not allowed because you said morron to someone
and you said just did?
i wanna know what u mean by that
dude just left me
i called him out for insulting ppl, then told me just did
i never insulted anyone, if that is what he means
asked about it then left me
smh
Alright, it's best if this discussion remains closed
i wanna know tho, does he mean me or someone else
pretty painful, with school and work all together
im gonna go, this allready made me more tired
Eh, do it in DMs then
Don't want a drama
i didnt want one, believe me it was simple
eitherway
Its entertaining tho
its brain damage to me
i allready lost most of my brain cells dealing with ppl here
@sturdy cliff just one last thing
WHERE IS MY MONEY!
!tempmute @void kelp 5d kept gaslighting despite verbal warning
Reason: kept gaslighting despite verbal warning
Now i can go to sleep
good night
Good night
you snooze you lose
real
Where is the Money Lebowski?
a mimir
tosbi7o 3ala 5air
leave it
nowhere
Finally
we were no where
In #💬┃en_offtop
this is killing braincells
im gonna ping kuro if this 12 yr old continues this 😈
I’m not 12
Do it you wont
twitter user at least
Not even
thanks for asking btw
How's it been tho
your bio screams twitter
Yours scream furry
but just so kuro doesnt ream me out im gonna stop there 😔
true
Thanks
satanic?
For the love of god
god?
*god
Why does everyone focus on this
because its the least acceptable and most attention grabbing (other than french canadian)
just something you don’t see everyday
But see the thing is everybody points that out and thinks I do bad things because of that
Me too
Ok do you actually think that I’m a bad person because of my bio
Not you the other one
never said that
i said your bio screams twitter
And?
let’s talk about the “communist” one 
not a good thing 😔
twitter 🤢🤢
Ok
guys, yall will be waisting brain energy
true
True
so was i, he wont make sense its better to save your self now
when you still have more than 5 brain cells left
You hate me don’t you eh?
why would it matter 💀
its internet server named STOC
Idk dude I thought you would all be friendly and I could connect with you all but I guess not
not good server for that 💀
you literally have “satanic” yea ok mr friendly
i dont, i wanted to tell em to not bother
this server is abit harsh on jokes
8/10 people would greet you with a slur if the rules allowed
projecting much
“dhmu only real ones know”
which one 
@sturdy cliff you should shut off internet for a bit and rest or talk in another server
Look dude I’m sorry if you thought I said that you insulted me but come on take a chill pill
i am chill, i just said this server is just harsh on jokes
i was bullied here too before
i accept dont worry, i was just curious im not mad
The worst of all
yea?
true
Welp how everyone’s day
funky monkey friday
funky monkey friday
No idea what the hell that means but good on you both
dk dittos for 3 hours straight
was pretty hard and painful but got through
oh yea how was ramadan?
Who’s that?
its good but 50 celsius while in school then going to study
Ohhhh that
do you have to hajj at the end?
Man I don’t know what the hell any of this means
no hajj is by choice
Can somebody clear me up on this?
thanks 
ramadan is a month where muslims dont eat drink or sin all the day till it reaches 8
8 pm
where we can have iftar or eat, we have to study and work as well and since i live in a desert its hard cause its hot here
Wait what do you don’t eat or drink for the whole day?
until sundown*
fast until night
Damn
fasting on everything till sundown like noodlecup said
Do you like it?
can you still drink water tho?
@dire basin when are you converting like you said 🥶
so its abit easy in the day
i already have my rug out
yall muslims too?, or just me here
no i’m indoesnian so i have a lot of muslim friends
So what your religion?
nice
I wonder if there are any catholic in this server
prolly not any that openly say it 😔
Man if they read my bio they are going to flip their sh*t
i feel like anyone would, it’s eye catching
how you take it
Reason: Bad word usage
it really is 
i like my bio 😔
@void kelp 
lutheran is interesting religion
That’s cold dude
very focused on the book
no confession or anything
i like
thank you, i hope you have a wonderful month
np
oh boy ehhh i think people?
It was a joke bro
Well fck you that took me time to learn.
You're on an app called discord(disagreement between people)
Indeed I am and so is everyone here
true this is STOC
Also true.
everyone has beef with everyone
We all hate eachother.
true with any pub discord and especially true for STOC
Who the fck said I was complaining
Your mother.
.
Skid marks
He looks happy
Turns out
When they said doing more then one bend in your tube is hard
They were not lying

What the hell are you talking about
you are like those people who can't afford a photocamera, and have to stand for hours smearing paint onto a canvas just to get a picture))
you can sell paintings 
you can sell photos lol
not for nearly as much
what does that even mean
if i wanted a photo of a plant and took it
would not sell well
make painting of same plant
profit
yall wanna argue for the sake of arguing today damn 😔
welcome to the internet penguan 
it's an old joke.
A father and his son were passing by a working painter.
The father said to the son:
- Look how this man is suffering without a camera.
oh lmao
What
I mean the amount of time practicing the speedrun takes up is accurate.
I’ve spent the last 5 hours trying to double bend hard line
And honestly it’s just not worth it
I was so close at least 3 times and I even ended up being like 3mm short

God damn pipes
bruh the joke was quoted above
I UNDERSTAND ITS A JOKE BUT I DONT GET HOW IT APPLIES TO ME
Man Anomaly is so much better than OG
wrong channel guys my bad
yeah definitely Gamma is better than Clear sky bro
damn wrong channel again ffs my discord is idiot







