💬┃en_offtop

[regal heron]

true

[valid jay]

can confirm

[lone tusk]

I can't look to the vault girl icons anymore without feel guilty after i found the shadman stuff about fallout

[valid jay]

vault meat moment

[lone tusk]

[shy narwhal]

@valid jay get xrMPE

[valid jay]

i can't the fps problem is still present

[azure spade]

The hell is HRT?

[valid jay]

Huge Real Tits

[valid jay]

(hormone replacement therapy)

[shy narwhal]

bru

[azure spade]

I see.

[valid jay]

dunno how to limit it

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/leaflover-deep-rock-galactic-drg-opinionrejected-zyzz-gif-27612245

[void kelp]

Stop gang stalking me

[lone tusk]

Wrong stalker server?

[void kelp]

No I’m in the right one

[lone tusk]

Ok imma go gang stalker you then

[void kelp]

Good boy :3

[lone tusk]

"*You will see me in your dreams

No nfsw for you, rule 9
Stop doing rule 3

You can't talk you're muted hahahah*"

And a bunch of necos

[void kelp]

schizo mf

[lone tusk]

jian jannn jannn

[lone tusk]

@regal heron I'm still listening that song

[regal heron]

O nice

Which one

[lone tusk]

Yurameki

[regal heron]

Oh I love that one

Glad you do too

[craggy crow]

https://tenor.com/view/pizza-tower-pizza-tower-taunt-pizza-tower-dance-gif-27598192

[azure spade]

https://tenor.com/view/drg-deep-rock-galactic-drop-pod-hoxxes-gif-26180299

[neon vale]

i love le ai

[rancid tinsel]

yo can someone post this in another server?

[lone tusk]

No

[prisma zephyr]

Freedom has arrived

[gray jetty]

I can’t decide

Later down the road I’ll have another one of these on the other side which I think will look super nice but what say the people

[neon vale]

super maxxing rn\

[gray jetty]

I got it

This will be perfect

[warped nebula]

bruh why cant I buy for PC in US

[void kelp]

You can

[warped nebula]

its out of stock

for physical

[void kelp]

Thats why

[warped nebula]

yeah thats what im saying

[void kelp]

They've had preorders for many months now without any word on distro being improved for a AAA game

Wait why are you buying the physical copy

I'm not, I might to resell the stuff I dont want in the ultimate whatever, just saying they have a sus vibe with the preorders

You just said for physical

i just was replying to dwindy

Oh wait Im so fcking tired I forgot you werent the same person

im purple

[lament zealot]

Jackie my boy

I am still on da prowl, let me know if there’s anything else

[void kelp]

what

[prisma zephyr]

F

[lament zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/flaming-fart-fire-poop-bodysuit-gif-23307369

[pearl wraith]

me rn

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/watching-bonfire-smile-camp-grin-bonfire-gif-16491192

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-incredible-mr-incredible-uncanny-gif-24829382

@valid jay me when dark souls peaceful music

[gray jetty]

So

I mounted the pump to the bottom

May need to modify the case slightly though

[lament zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/dobby-gif-22195730

How I feel resisting buying these pc deals

I’m feening… kind of…

[prisma zephyr]

[small ice]

Hi

[high sail]

Hai

[rough patio]

good morning wankers]

[high sail]

Good morning

[rough patio]

wassup

[high sail]

Nothin much

[teal oracle]

Morning

[crimson moat]

mornin

[rough patio]

morning

[granite tangle]

ROCK

AND

STONE

[teal oracle]

WE FIGHT, WE MINE, FOR ROCK AND STONE

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/dwarf-dig-diggy-diggy-diggy-hole-gif-24120660

[crimson moat]

you aint rocking and stoning if you dont do the weekly elite deep dive

[granite tangle]

@vernal loom is this you

[void kelp]

I just pictured a male_07 just diving into a pit of combine elite ragdolls because I have no idea what you're talking about.

I think I'm losing my sanity too.

[crimson moat]

i think you needed to buy deep rock galactic while it was on a sale

[nocturne rock]

Morning

[void kelp]

All I have done for the past week is sit in the same few maps and practice speedrunning in half life 2.

Mostly water hazard

[crimson moat]

bruuuuu

[void kelp]

Because I need to be able to do water hazard flawlessly.

[void kelp]

Forgot to mention in fun%

So no abh. Not easy

You are restricted to hl1 bhopping and 2000ups is max.

[crimson moat]

im not a hl2 speedruner

what did you just say to me???

[candid cloud]

Sorry, guys, I'm a strike force heroes speedruner.

[crimson moat]

thats a long text...

[crimson moat]

very long...

[void kelp]

Also cutsceneless(kind of) meaning no rld skip shittery. And no having to teleport npcs with physics props. But it also adds crouchclipping for some reason when hl1 movement was ported to hl2 movement which is very useful.

[crimson moat]

oh

[void kelp]

Allows you to skip that section with the metrocop where you normally just jump over and you can head straight to the roof. A lot of crouch clipping is used in the early levels.

Also yesclip causes a lot more weird shit to happen than usual.

[old stone]

The great thing about Spring is that it will be closer to beach time. I may venture to Maryland's shoreline and pick up a Zoomer girl or two.

[void kelp]

Gn chat.

[rough patio]

omw to make an orthodox cross out of wood cause im bored

[teal oracle]

When is spring

[sullen fossil]

From 20th March

[carmine forge]

march

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/fnb-get-this-man-a-true-gif-25257480

[sullen fossil]

I almost never had snow in this year

[sullen fossil]

Goober

[high sail]

Good morning

[sullen fossil]

Good morning

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/goober-cat-tongue-discord-gif-26536949

[storm citrus]

Does Stalker Anamoly have a Discord? I joined one but there doesn't seem to be a General chat

[high sail]

Hai hai

[coarse rapids]

The moddb page has a discord server link go there

[storm citrus]

Thank you

[sullen fossil]

[crimson moat]

goobnah

[dense star]

real

[carmine forge]

I had a friend who claimed that his dad was unironically a better driver when drunk

[scarlet nova]

@coarse rapids NS OP2.2 ?

[coarse rapids]

Normal OP2.2

[scarlet nova]

oh i saw on modb said ns op2.2

it's make me confused xd

[coarse rapids]

You wont find it in Moddb

Ask in the c-con server

[gray jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/postal-petition-gif-22801949

[scarlet nova]

@coarse rapids This sever ?

[coarse rapids]

Yes

[lusty onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-roblox-falling-goodbye-chat-top-text-gif-21349648

[azure spade]

https://tenor.com/view/senator-armstrong-mgr-mgrr-revengence-meme-gif-25797094

[shy narwhal]

@carmine forge

[candid cloud]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/620576156613345310/1088502690381840486/wSnOWmQYaDf_7C9_.mp4

[candid cloud]

💀

[tiny dew]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/928584270094684180/1086979282695376979/Breakdance.gif

Excuse me?!?!?!?

Who stole my nickname

What the...

[sharp moss]

https://twitter.com/JoshLekach/status/1638594069495521282

🌴 Josh Lekach 🌴 (@JoshLekach)

Even very liberal Germany can't ignore the truth about female drivers

Likes

2500

Retweets

208

▶ Play video

Twitter · Mar 22, 2023, 5:30 PM

[tiny dew]

Like who could be using my nickname, lol

I literally can't sign up to Twitch cause of that

Ffs

Straight up bs, I looked it up, no such channel exists

How do you explain this?

https://tenor.com/view/demolition-man-facepalm-john-spartan-oh-no-stressed-out-gif-17652565

How do you even get subscribers if you can't even livestream?

Seriously, western BS

[coarse rapids]

YouTube is a video based app primarily

[feral fable]

tbh I'd smash both

[feral fable]

also ogres better

[teal oracle]

[feral fable]

who would win a 110 pound 4'11 dwarf or a 800 pound 8'6 ogre

[small ice]

hello

[feral fable]

hello

[teal oracle]

Cannon versus very big man

[small ice]

how you doin?

[feral fable]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ruX86YTGcb8

[feral fable]

I am doing fine how about you

[small ice]

meh

[feral fable]

yeah that's basically how it is everyday

[sharp moss]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T40bIWg6twQ
In the future where cyborgs, weaponized pyramids and tanks that can one shot everything whilst being completely invisible exist, the middle eastern man wielding an AKM is still a threat, isn't Generals great guys?

[quick agate]

Nobody will stole my nickname

[obsidian brook]

I stole it

[quick agate]

Will be NDA rock in Stalker 2 like easter egg?

[obsidian brook]

NDA for NDA

[quick agate]

[obsidian brook]

now the stone can enjoy some of its own tricks

[quick agate]

[quick agate]

Holy

[ripe merlin]

@teal oracle

[teal oracle]

:)

[runic glacier]

i love 1.6

[granite tangle]

good game but inferior to condition zero

[high sail]

Deleted scenes >>>> any cs game

[high sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/884051675680231504/1088826234051502090/37CCA4B9-D76D-4D53-8C31-AF2897C04C9A.jpg

[granite tangle]

how do you make these 3d letters thingy?

[high sail]

Idk

[quick agate]

Say something on russian?

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/gm-gm-chat-toastee-astolfo-gif-20349864

[void kelp]

God damn pols

[rough patio]

Buy że plane tickets now!!!

Or else the Polish goverment will come and deny your abortion

[void kelp]

Im already bordering you i could just walk

[rough patio]

Huh where you from lad

[feral fable]

https://tenor.com/view/max-payne-sex-gif-22116456

[void kelp]

Guess.

We were once one country

[rough patio]

Zamn you lithuanian?

[void kelp]

Yeah😎

[feral fable]

oh no you speak island language

[simple sage]

GnomeŠki#1537 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[void kelp]

💀

Ummmm some baltic countries

[rough patio]

Why does this make Baltic countries look like world superpower

[crimson moat]

anyone can do it

[sullen fossil]

dont worry few nukes can destroy them all

[crimson moat]

everything*

[sullen fossil]

kinda true

btw anomalies are in metro series when it comes to books or only in games?

[crimson moat]

you mean llike the elctric ball?

[rough patio]

@sullen fossil

[sullen fossil]

its anomaly right

[feral fable]

balling

[cinder crag]

never read the books, ive heard they're kinda bad

[sullen fossil]

I heard that books are good

[cinder crag]

fake

[feral fable]

I heard balling

[sullen fossil]

I wanted to even read them

[cinder crag]

he's balling

[feral fable]

at first I was big ballin' 😎 then I was small cockin' 😔

[sullen fossil]

omg that accent

[wet wharf]

XRay Engine crashes at startup A crash has been detected by BugTrap What should I do?

[crimson moat]

well then do

[simple sage]

Konway#3312 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[sullen fossil]

its not worth if book is bad

[candid cloud]

You can do nothing.

Except restarting a game.

[crimson moat]

he never read the book

[sullen fossil]

I actually ended metro 2033 and last light

[crimson moat]

are seriously taking that

[sullen fossil]

and now I am playing exodus

[crimson moat]

where are you in exodus?

[cinder crag]

idk tbh im not really interested in the books

let me know if they're good

i've just heard a bunch of people just say they're not that great

[sullen fossil]

in that first area where are those ppl who hates technology

[feral fable]

same

[crimson moat]

volga then

[cinder crag]

oh yeah

[crimson moat]

only the begining

[simple sage]

Konway#3312 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[candid cloud]

Metro games ware created with the lore from books, later the author of books is becoming a worker of 4A Games.

[cinder crag]

we know

[crimson moat]

dimitri worked on all of them as writer

or just last light and exodus

[void kelp]

Because they are……

[sullen fossil]

its pretty fun that they technically are in war against NATO

[cinder crag]

[candid cloud]

Do you know that Artyom didn't killed the people in a book?

[cinder crag]

who's "the people"

[candid cloud]

He worked and still working on the games.

[void kelp]

no.

[crimson moat]

and maybe on next one

[sullen fossil]

wait any?

[candid cloud]

Have you killed people in 2033 and last light?

[cinder crag]

the games have multiple endings so you can stray from the books

[cinder crag]

hell yeah

[candid cloud]

And Artyom in book didn't.

[crimson moat]

my man miller hunter were both bad characters

[cinder crag]

yes

[crimson moat]

sparta did not care to help peopke of metro in books

[cinder crag]

there's multiple endings based on your actions

[sharp moss]

Not even during the trolley shootout?

[crimson moat]

no

some parts dont count

[sharp moss]

What an awful book

[crimson moat]

only most you can stealth

[candid cloud]

No.

[sullen fossil]

they didnt want kill those I forgot the name of those mutants

[cinder crag]

like i said, the books dont sound very good

[crimson moat]

i mean like books

[crimson moat]

its up to taste

i guess

[sharp moss]

Why is that even a theme

Much of the world is dead, what's a few more?

[sullen fossil]

its off top so why not

[sharp moss]

In the universe i mean

[sullen fossil]

tbh we dont know

[sharp moss]

They should actively be trying to kill off as many people as possible because there isn't going to be enough food for everyone

[sullen fossil]

there are wars inside of metro

[sharp moss]

I know i played the first game

[sullen fossil]

btw is there smth about west in metro 2035

[sullen fossil]

there are 2 more

[sharp moss]

I couldn't be bothered trying to finish LL and never bothered with Exodus

[sullen fossil]

last light was for free some time ago on epic store

and exodus is even rn on sale

[void kelp]

Why

[sharp moss]

Idk, people post unfunny memes - i post Monika and cars instead

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153801114091521/1086700897624670228/attachment.gif

[cinder crag]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1079495452958924820/1084996577854242979/3dgifmaker21714.gif

[cinder crag]

👎🏿

Unsubscribe

[old stone]

Make an upside down pentagram.

[old stone]

Spring is already here. The Equinox was on Sunday. It is here in Pennsylvania.

[teal oracle]

wdym there is snow

[rough patio]

No

[old stone]

Time to shoot up an effigy of the crone version of the goddess of changing seasons.

[old stone]

You live in Scandinavia, yes? Snow sticks there longer than in southern Pennsylvania.

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/agony-gif-23084585

[teal oracle]

I miss the green trees

[ripe merlin]

Femboy activity spotted

[vernal loom]

No

[old stone]

When I go outside, I may take pictures to flex upon those who are stuck with snow.

[teal oracle]

its just white bro its cold

[ripe merlin]

It's 20°C for me

[teal oracle]

(This is a Lie. I am sick and not able to tell cold from warm)

[old stone]

Here are some green trees for you:
https://clips.twitch.tv/ColorfulThankfulArugulaBatChest-IwAGFz8YHLwgv_y4

[cinder crag]

based

[ripe merlin]

@old stone

[teal oracle]

Don’t see the appeal with cat girls

[cinder crag]

if you like cat girls you're literally a furry

[granite tangle]

почему?

[cinder crag]

you like a woman pretending to be an animal

you are mentally ill

[ripe merlin]

No you like the cat because it has girl aspects

[cinder crag]

you're a furry

you are attracted to the animal aspects

[granite tangle]

hmm

[ripe merlin]

Friendly fire

He didn't get the joke

[granite tangle]

im not one to defend such degeneracy, but i dont think catgirl enjoyers are furries

[cinder crag]

im not calling you a furry im calling the theoretical person we are talking about a furry

man's never had a conversation before

[cinder crag]

cat

[ripe merlin]

cat

[granite tangle]

what would be furry is a cat with the body of an anime girl

[cinder crag]

thats what we are talking about

[granite tangle]

oh yeah?

[teal oracle]

Live Kompis reaction

[granite tangle]

i tought you were talking about anime girls with cat ears and tails

[cinder crag]

[cinder crag]

isn't that literally what you said

both are furry anyway

its the fact you are attracted to the animal aspects at all that make you a furry

[sharp moss]

Why does she/he sound like she/he is on the verge of tears?

[cinder crag]

it's definitely a he

also he was probably just beaten by his father

[old stone]

Cat loves pēnis monster.

[granite tangle]

nah, that makes you a weird dude, but not a furry

[old stone]

Because she loves that treeEEEeeeee.

[void kelp]

[sharp moss]

There is something incredibly sad about this, but what exactly i cannot describe.

[cinder crag]

nope, furry

[granite tangle]

furry >likes antropomorphic animals

im talking about full on human anime chicks but with cat ears and tails here

these being the only cat traits they have

not furry

[sharp moss]

Welcome to a world where dreams become nightmares.

[cinder crag]

furry

[granite tangle]

no

claiming that nekogirls are furry would be like claiming that s.t.a.l.k.e.r is a rpg

it has rpg elements, but its not one

[cinder crag]

sounds like something a furry would say

[granite tangle]

i am not a furry, im just an average truth enjoyer

also ad hominem

[cinder crag]

man really just said as hominem

[granite tangle]

thats what you did

[cinder crag]

i didn't

[granite tangle]

you called me a furry, and i think we can both agree that its not a good thing

[quick agate]

Cause i want it

[cinder crag]

i didn't call you a furry, i just said it's something a furry would say

you cannot read

[granite tangle]

says that something i ust said sounds like something a furry would say >not implying that im a furry

[cinder crag]

bro what

[quick agate]

Oh USA can you see

[cinder crag]

what

[quick agate]

Wha

[cinder crag]

wh

[quick agate]

W

[granite tangle]

L

[quick agate]

[granite tangle]

you know, theres little point in arguing anyway

i dont think we can convince each other of the validity of our mutual opinions

[cinder crag]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-emoji-nerdge-gif-23738139

[granite tangle]

prove me wrong

[cinder crag]

you're wrong

easy.

[granite tangle]

i like your style

[cinder crag]

i like your pfp

[fleet nebula]

is packaging material too expensive for amazon?

[cinder crag]

yeah

[granite tangle]

you need to answer my handshake request with another metal gear rising gif

[quick agate]

Say something on russian

[cinder crag]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-hmm-thinking-smile-gif-12571277

[cinder crag]

[quick agate]

I like warcrimes

[lament zealot]

this is cringe

[lament zealot]

yes

[fleet nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-crying-sad-emotional-sentimental-gif-20646670

[sullen fossil]

who here is not

[granite tangle]

how is this cringe in any capacity

[sullen fossil]

bc its hard to understand

[granite tangle]

what i was saying is

[cinder crag]

me.

[sullen fossil]

wrong

https://tenor.com/view/cat-dancing-meme-dancing-cat-white-cat-meme-gif-24092585

[granite tangle]

he said that something i said sounded like something a furry would say, therefore, i assumed that he was implying that i am a furry

[void kelp]

TempleOs

https://tenor.com/view/terry-davis-frnm-gif-22274909

[cinder crag]

true i stabbed my family to death

[sullen fossil]

very good

[regal heron]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/204500965020270592/1070111856661901494/76da67097bee6625126125e1776758d58392037cf9331987abe073deb7fdc299_1.gif.gif

[regal heron]

bone marrow is very nice

[feral fable]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153801114091521/1088115629476814948/togif-2.gif

[valid jay]

deus ex's first level is so fun i wish america existed in real life

[feral fable]

stalker is so fun I wish ukraine existed in real life

[feral fable]

yeah I don't care make brain give me the happy chemicals

[valid jay]

it does google belarus

[regal heron]

fallout is so fun i wish nevada existed in real life

[feral fable]

yeah right it's like russia

not real

[feral fable]

fallout is so fun I wish California was nuked

[void kelp]

Not readin all at

[rough patio]

I just realized that fuel prices increasing also affect some smokers

Since there are lighters that run on fuel

They need benzine to fill em up

[void kelp]

Unrelated but I'd rather people be smokers than suck on a usb stick thats arguably worse for them.

[rough patio]

Calling a vape an "USB stick" is great

I'm going to use it from now

[sullen fossil]

[rough patio]

Based

[void kelp]

That used to be my profile picture

[sullen fossil]

💀

So how are u weirdos with neko arc pfp

[void kelp]

funny neco astolfo

[rough patio]

Funny neco doomer

[sullen fossil]

[sullen fossil]

Its as bad as astolfo version

[sullen fossil]

1st looks like jerma

Or its only me

[rough patio]

Literally you but black

WAIT BRUH-

[feral fable]

no

[rough patio]

I looked under a counter of a grocery shop lmaoo

[feral fable]

imagine how femboys are gonna look when they're 60 💀

[rough patio]

NO-

[regal heron]

twink death

[void kelp]

They just die

[sullen fossil]

Wait what🤯

[rough patio]

I just imagined my grandpa in a femboy suit on god

[feral fable]

imagine how old femboys look jesus

[sullen fossil]

:3

Freedomer dream

[void kelp]

Its called twink death they just stop

[feral fable]

how do you just STOP

[regal heron]

stop breathing

[sullen fossil]

Uhm they are gonna be dead

[void kelp]

They die

[feral fable]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1024048281476661312/1048657763741478912/attachment.gif

[rough patio]

You grow up

[rough patio]

Any old person that's still hrny is called a pedo

[void kelp]

My ideal placement at age 30 would be raiding the cnpp with a spoon in hand to consume the elephant's foot.

[sullen fossil]

Huh🤨

[cinder crag]

its true

[feral fable]

https://tenor.com/view/pepsi-mentos-splash-jizz-skeet-gif-17129112

[regal heron]

at age 30 i either want to be a corporate guy with a net worth of millions or a socialist revolutionary with sick facial hair

[feral fable]

not if it's in a nursing home

[rough patio]

Yes lets join up forces to go to the wish Granter and wish for neco arc to be real

[feral fable]

with that pfp? you won't

[regal heron]

you'd be surprised

[feral fable]

at age 30 I just want a beard and not be starving to death

[sullen fossil]

Uhhhhhhh okay

[valid jay]

Why not both?

[feral fable]

https://tenor.com/view/popcorners-breaking-bad-walter-white-gif-27566328

[regal heron]

i didn't think of that that's a genius idea

[feral fable]

Same

[sullen fossil]

Wdym by same😨

U was in the same tank

😨

[feral fable]

I WAS the tank

[sullen fossil]

🤯

[feral fable]

no I was the literal tank

I am a transformer

[sullen fossil]

Mb

I misunderstood

[feral fable]

I could kill everyone in that image

[cinder crag]

based piracy

i fully promote and condone piracy

[sullen fossil]

Even pirate 😭

[cinder crag]

you should pirate

[cinder crag]

he is the pirate

[sullen fossil]

I am even doing it

[feral fable]

this literally be me bruv

[cinder crag]

zamn

[sullen fossil]

Why so fat

[feral fable]

I am an ogre

[sullen fossil]

U look like league player

[feral fable]

I eat league players for breakfast

[void kelp]

hi

[sullen fossil]

Mf is even fatter 💀

[cinder crag]

•

[feral fable]

this is literally me

[feral fable]

he's gonna eat the child

[sullen fossil]

Yummy

[rough patio]

Im such a good pirate i watched the entire Mandalorian on a page called bajeczki.org

[sullen fossil]

Uhhh okay

[feral fable]

also why they look like that

[sullen fossil]

Idk ask them

[feral fable]

if they were people they'd look like fat bald business men wearing suits and top hats carrying around bags of money

and maybe some facial hair

[sullen fossil]

It's just a fcking meme

[feral fable]

idc

[sullen fossil]

Someone help me😭

[feral fable]

I am gonna look like this when I am 60

literally me bro

[sullen fossil]

And me like this

Or even without coffin bc I am gonna be broke

[feral fable]

I am trying to live till I am 80 so I can find out if they have robot bodies I can be put into

[sullen fossil]

For me 50 would be a lot

[void kelp]

When I die I want all of my other body parts completely destroyed so I can just be a skeleton.

[feral fable]

when I die I want to be cremated but not the skull and have the ashes turned into diamonds to be put into where my eyes were in the skull

[void kelp]

Like maybe a flamethrower or something

[sullen fossil]

Other ppl can eat them as well

[valid jay]

This is what i'll look like when i'm 60 yo

[feral fable]

has he even showed his face

[sullen fossil]

Some medieval armour would look cool on skeleton tho

[valid jay]

wdym it's his face

[feral fable]

https://tenor.com/view/shoe-eat-gif-20770402

[void kelp]

Ill probably die by 30 considering I've lived next to a nuclear power plant for most of my life, I had black mold in my house for a year, I wore a GP5 with the filter for an extended amount of time, and much more.

[sullen fossil]

Then u can be terrorist and do some silly things

[valid jay]

what's gp5

[void kelp]

Fed...

[sullen fossil]

What u wanna be federal agent instead 😨

[valid jay]

stakerl

[void kelp]

The filter has asbestos

I had like the actual soviet filter

[sullen fossil]

Where tf u live btw @void kelp?

[void kelp]

USA

Also in one of the cities with very bad air quality

[sullen fossil]

Close to nuclear power plant

And u have soviet gas mask

[void kelp]

Yes. Those exist in USA.

[sullen fossil]

Isnt better to get just gas mask from us

[void kelp]

I liked the novelty of it

[sullen fossil]

I thought most ppl here are from east tbf

[void kelp]

Well my dad is ru. He died though. He also had gas masks. I just wanted a GP5.

[sullen fossil]

So ur dad was russian

And mom?

[void kelp]

Mom was us. But grandma was czech.

[sullen fossil]

U have family from a lot of countries

U speak russian?

[void kelp]

Yeah. The craziest thing is I'm one of the more sane parts of my family.

[sullen fossil]

No way thats cap

In my case even my parents are saying that I am not normal

[void kelp]

I went into my uncle's house and he had 20 ash trays. And the house isnt even that big. This is only counting the main part of the house not their rooms.

[sullen fossil]

And I am not weirder than u tbf

[void kelp]

The basement had like 5 of the ash trays with like spider webs in them.

Absolute white trash.

And he'd shoot guns in his """backyard""" at old cans of alcohol.

[sullen fossil]

Its a lot but I dont think its weird

[void kelp]

And he has houses near him.

Its not even like middle of nowhere.

Well gotta keep the rent down somehow.

[sullen fossil]

Hehe shotgun ask him if u can to borrow it😁

[void kelp]

Shut up fed.

[sullen fossil]

I am not even from NA

[void kelp]

He also doesnt even have a shotgun just rifles.

Lever action rifle

[sullen fossil]

What exactly he have u know name of it?

[void kelp]

Idk. Havent been there in a while. It looked very old though.

[sullen fossil]

👍

So ur parents are weird too

[void kelp]

I think it was something like this but the lever was bigger. And the barrel was longer.

[sullen fossil]

Oh okay👍

[gray jetty]

If you can tell me what your looking at

I’ll give you 4000 dollars

[void kelp]

Bleachers?

[gray jetty]

Not even close 💀

[sullen fossil]

Iron?

[gray jetty]

No

[sullen fossil]

😭

2 holes

[void kelp]

Stapler?

[gray jetty]

No

[karmic bluff]

Im looking at a photo

[sullen fossil]

Huh stapler

[sullen fossil]

Looking like that

[void kelp]

Car

[gray jetty]

Closer I guess?

[void kelp]

Toyota?

[gray jetty]

Though a car is largely unrelated to what that is

[void kelp]

Minivan then

[gray jetty]

Nah

[sullen fossil]

Plane

[gray jetty]

It’s the beam slit in an ion implanter

Notice how it vaguely looks like a lens

[void kelp]

Bruh

I thought I was looking at a cupholder

[gray jetty]

Lmao

I bet 4000 dollars for a reason

It was truly unguessable

[sullen fossil]

Wait u are not joking

[gray jetty]

No

Of course not

[sullen fossil]

Bruh

Rly 4k$

[gray jetty]

I only said that cus no one would guess

[sullen fossil]

I thought u are just joking

[gray jetty]

[sullen fossil]

Actually true

But what if there will be someone who would

[gray jetty]

There is not in this server

There is a collection of around 300 people on earth who could have guessed that

[sullen fossil]

And none of them probably even use dc right

[karmic bluff]

I could have asked chatGPT

[void kelp]

[gray jetty]

Some do I’m sure lol

[lone tusk]

Ask gpt do my super hard essay about flashs

[sullen fossil]

Another neko arc😨

[gray jetty]

They would just have to work for my employer

And be familiar with that tool type

[sullen fossil]

Oh okay

[void kelp]

What would happen if I gaslighted chatgpt into believing I was a pharmaceutical company and then it showed me how to make methamphetamine(in minecraft)

[sullen fossil]

[gray jetty]

I’ve seen things that are forbidden for the eyes of the public but I’ve yet to be allowed to see the one place that no pictures of exist

The inside of a production fab

[sullen fossil]

Can I help u with cooking meth (in minecraft)

[void kelp]

In darkrp

In gmod

Not irl

[sullen fossil]

Ofc

[lone tusk]

Who is this guy?

[void kelp]

Ngl I used to main meth cook in gmod darkrp a while back

[sullen fossil]

Neko arc?

[lone tusk]

Kill him

[sullen fossil]

I don't think it's he

[sullen fossil]

😖

[lone tusk]

@void kelp drop the sponge bob combine killer assult squad sticker

[sullen fossil]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/717498714259980378/1067776609802780672/neco_brick.gif

[void kelp]

W H A T

[lone tusk]

You failed in your duty, report to the nearest combine outpost for recycle

[sullen fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/floppa-overdose-fentanyl-big-floppa-caracal-gif-25718955

[void kelp]

10-1 Cognitive Dissonance will not be tolerated. Overwatch requests immediate refresh and resolve. Negative memories included. Acceptance is mandatory.

[valid jay]

me and my wife

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/733723344888922163/1088499588027142254/rapidsave.com_mfy2hnjythpa1.gif

[void kelp]

Ngl sometimes I like to join servers and then put this pfp on and spew transhumanism propaganda until I get kicked or banned.

And just say the most actual schizo shit.

[lone tusk]

Blonde jc

[void kelp]

Like just spew shit about how we could all progress with transhumanism research and taking our species to the stars and even transcending it and how emotion effects our species progress.

[lone tusk]

I did this in the armpit server but with neco arc

[void kelp]

Ngl the people in "hololive armpit" need enlightenment

[cinder crag]

lmao what

[void kelp]

Duckbine

[lone tusk]

They are kids who harass other kids to tell their age
In: GENERAL

They need the neco punch

[void kelp]

They need a suppression field

[bitter hearth]

they need to remove their internet

[void kelp]

They need sentencing discretionary block inoculation

[runic glacier]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/448601471806603298/1086755744453501038/cachedVideo_1.mov

[void kelp]

Literally me

[void kelp]

I have to show you my wallhammer vocoder later. It is spot on.

[regal heron]

should i buy fallout 3

[cinder crag]

holy shit they're making another lego racing game

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1451810/LEGO_2K_Drive/

Steam

LEGO® 2K Drive

Welcome to Bricklandia, home of a massive open-world LEGO® driving adventure. Race anywhere, play with anyone, build your dream rides, and defeat a cast of wild racing rivals for the coveted Sky Trophy!In LEGO 2K Drive, your awesome transforming vehicle gives you the freedom to speed seamlessly across riveting racetracks, off-road terrain, and o...

Price

$59.99

Release Date

May 19, 2023

literally lego racers 3

[void kelp]

My favorite racing game is half-life 2.

[lone tusk]

Say hi to Rupert

[cinder crag]

Rupert

[lone tusk]

Kill this man

🧱

[void kelp]

It doubles as a racing game with the speedrunning.

[lone tusk]

🧱🧱🧱

[runic glacier]

Hi Rupert

[void kelp]

picks up brick and pushes it against wall and then goes flying at 1586 ups.

[lone tusk]

Lost alpha is the best race game

[runic glacier]

Drip

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/720655370267394142/1088922748316815422/videoplayback.mp4

[void kelp]

Smoking that anti-shitizen pack

[runic glacier]

Overwatch Nexus is gone

[void kelp]

Only city 17 is gone

Rebels are the bad side. The combine is the only thing keeping humanity from certain death from antlions and xen.

[runic glacier]

Your stupid portal gone 💀🚬

[void kelp]

Gordon freeman destroyed so much. But he did not rebuild. All he caused was destruction and death. Not just for the combine but for the rebels too. Also causing antlions and xen life to flood the city.

Not to mention the population was already low after the portal storms. Its species suicide. And god knows what happens if the combine would choose to see humanity as a threat afterwards instead of an asset.

Its species suicide is what it is.

[valid jay]

bimbo denton

(me)

[lone tusk]

[void kelp]

Ive seen this posted here 5 times now

[valid jay]

they don't sell it where i live anymore

[regal heron]

take the hint

[regal heron]

tragic

[lone tusk]

finally the work finally end so i can play resident evil 4 remake

[valid jay]

what the hell is resident evil

[sharp moss]

And it gets unfunnier every time

[valid jay]

cope

[lone tusk]

fun zombie game with no zombies and no fun

[sharp moss]

It's a shame you weren't muted indefinitely

[valid jay]

cope

[lone tusk]

[high sail]

me

[candid cloud]

Why.

[lone tusk]

that's why i play single player only

[void kelp]

I dont drink monster. I've told you I prefer strictly liquid coming out of my penis.

[lone tusk]

[valid jay]

very based!!

[candid cloud]

What.

[regal heron]

i honestly only posted that because nozar was in chat

[regal heron]

five minutes for what

[regal heron]

i see you pee

[lone tusk]

What is a meemaw?

[bitter hearth]

in arabic, gaming terms are funny

[void kelp]

Like grandma pretty sure

[regal heron]

https://tenor.com/view/hazbinhotel-angeldust-charlie-alastor-sirpentious-gif-20503833

[neon vale]

because its that true

[sharp moss]

classy

[neon vale]

the opposite of a peepaw

[regal heron]

https://tenor.com/view/josémourinho-big-trouble-if-i-speak-prefer-not-to-speak-interview-gif-16725048

[sharp moss]

Slavs really are all the same variation of shit

[lone tusk]

And what peepaw means?

[candid cloud]

Do it, no nuts.

[neon vale]

grandpa

[regal heron]

Ukraine is really not trying to beat the nazi allegations

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-antony-starr-the-boys-go-ahead-dont-be-shy-gif-26428623

[neon vale]

southern term
or maybe just redneck term in general

[lone tusk]

[candid cloud]

Said who?

[neon vale]

are slangs from other countries as unhinged as redneck/deep south us slang

[lone tusk]

Rule 8

[regal heron]

1984

[void kelp]

Never playing ultrakill ngl

[neon vale]

based

[regal heron]

my friend wanted me to play it

[void kelp]

I stick to playing the same game for 10,000 hours.

[neon vale]

also based

[void kelp]

I just play the same few games for 10,000 hours.

[lone tusk]

!tempmute @sharp moss 4d rule 8

[simple sage]

Takigahara Thunder#0886 has been muted for 4 days

Reason: rule 8

Muted until · Mar 28, 2023, 9:12 PM

[void kelp]

Thats probably why I like speedrunning

[neon vale]

ive heard many old timey slang from around here

[candid cloud]

And what he did?

[nocturne rock]

Evening

[lone tusk]

Did you saw the pic?

[neon vale]

elaborated on the ukraine = nazis joke

[neon vale]

look out = move
hit the sack/shes burning oil = go to sleep
pissing in the Klondike = its cold outside
some i could think of off the top of my head

[candid cloud]

No.

[lone tusk]

Penguan have explained above

[nocturne iron]

as a redneck, none of those are redneck slang

[candid cloud]

Yeah, he did.

[neon vale]

i dont know much redneck slang
thats just some slang ive heard from the old timers i live with

in wisconsin

deep south slang is funny to hear though

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483342179092267028/1088922319084339270/c48af20b66ef315a5b62a51b59172cda.mp4

[nocturne iron]

I'll be honest, I don't know if I can really share some of the common slang phrases I've heard

[tiny dew]

What does that even mean

You didn't have subscriber limit years ago, could livestream and upload whenever you wanted

[coarse rapids]

there wasnt?then I dunno

[tiny dew]

Yeap

[lone tusk]

I used to this with ace combat 0, i can take rank S on every mission while blinded

[neon vale]

im terrible with completionism

[nocturne iron]

YEAH!

[nocturne iron]

bruh

[neon vale]

760 hours
31 achievements

[lone tusk]

Me either, is more like something that i do bc I'm too good at this game, is just too fun

[neon vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/570294835441827840/1088782774602842152/trim.73EA0116-6EA0-41DB-B673-356B682D1278.mp4

[valid jay]

LET'S GO

[regal heron]

i made a deal with a friend, i would play ultrakill and they would play fallout new vegas

[valid jay]

the contract

[regal heron]

yes

a very specil deal

[lone tusk]

New vegas

[regal heron]

i like it

[valid jay]

HOW MANY

[candid cloud]

Skill issue.

[regal heron]

how many what

[valid jay]

HOURS

[regal heron]

a couple

hundred

[lone tusk]

[regal heron]

havent been playing much lately because i found a new obsession

[granite tangle]

fallout 3 > new vegas

[valid jay]

and what's that

[valid jay]

yeah nah nah m8 nah m8

[lone tusk]

Both are terrible

[regal heron]

Fishmans

It's a band

[granite tangle]

yeah, but one is less terrible than the other

[lone tusk]

No

[bitter hearth]

yes

meemaw and Papaw

[valid jay]

fallout 3 is terrible and unfun

[lone tusk]

Fallout 1, 2 and tatics are the only fallouts, the rest is just some generic post apocalyptic game

[granite tangle]

what about brotherhood of steel on ps2

[lone tusk]

he is one of the games ever made

[valid jay]

best fallout game tbh

[regal heron]

the best fallout game is stalker shadow of chernobyl

[bitter hearth]

no, its half life 2!

[lone tusk]

[granite tangle]

*call of pripyat

[regal heron]

cop is mid tbh

[valid jay]

*clear sky

[valid jay]

untrue

[granite tangle]

it is the best s.t.a.l.k.e.r game

[regal heron]

soc is the best

[valid jay]

soc is the best stalker game

[granite tangle]

no

[regal heron]

it just doesnt have much content

[lone tusk]

Anomaly is the best stalker game

[valid jay]

arguably, i don't think you can compare them they are fundamentally different

[valid jay]

facts ^

[candid cloud]

Distance.

[granite tangle]

anomaly is good, but worse than any vanilla game

[valid jay]

eegghhh that's untrue

[candid cloud]

You are all weird.

Vanilla games are better.

[lone tusk]

You mean fallout 3?

[candid cloud]

CS is just broken.

SoC is good, CoP is the best.

[lone tusk]

so perfect that its broken

[prisma zephyr]

SoC will always have a place in my heart

[bitter hearth]

all 3 games are equally good, lets agree on that

[valid jay]

i have the best opinions

[prisma zephyr]

But CoP brought a lot of elements together really well

[valid jay]

ehhh no CS is kinda bad

[candid cloud]

Did someone beat you in the childhood?

[lone tusk]

yes

[bitter hearth]

you have the worst opinions

[regal heron]

idk it just feels very empty

[candid cloud]

Or wait, actually yeah, some games are good, even if they are broken, but not the cs.

[bitter hearth]

you like fallout bruh

[valid jay]

because fallout is good

[regal heron]

soc > cop >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cs

[lone tusk]

Every stalker is equally good on his achievements and equally bad on his flaws

[prisma zephyr]

CoP could use more areas, but the areas themselves were fine imo

[runic glacier]

Sylky CoCk mod 👍

[candid cloud]

My taste >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> your taste.

[prisma zephyr]

There was lots of points of interest in each map

[lone tusk]

Based

[prisma zephyr]

Yes sylky loves CoCk

[lone tusk]

[prisma zephyr]

See sylky, I grow on people

Like cancer

[lone tusk]

you already ruined everything, go back to your dungeon and just come back after 72 hours

[regal heron]

@lone tusk

[bitter hearth]

dont waste your energy on them, they got no brains

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/mission-accomplished-gif-9140868

[candid cloud]

Best zombie shooter: CoDWaW, Zombie Army Trilogy.
Best racing game: NFS:The Run.
Best racing game with no plot: Nitronic Rush and Distance.
Best shooter: Any CoD before CoDBO3.
And etc.

[lone tusk]

3 weeks
I took 4 years

[valid jay]

best shooter
cod

[candid cloud]

Get this man a :true:.

[valid jay]

best zombie game
not l4d2

[candid cloud]

[regal heron]

best zombie game is plants vs zombies

[valid jay]

REAL

[prisma zephyr]

WaW and BO1 Kino Der Toten are based tho

[candid cloud]

Imagine crying over because of not mentioning one game.

[prisma zephyr]

I'd have to agree that l4d2 > COD zombies

[lone tusk]

Country justice best zombie game ever made

[candid cloud]

Proof?

[valid jay]

imagine thinking cod's the best shooter

[bitter hearth]

best zombie game is all the games ive loved, that go from world at war to half life to l4d2 alot of zombie games, there cant be only 1

[candid cloud]

And you have better option, kid?

[regal heron]

the best shooter is cities skylines

because managing traffic makes me want to shoot myself

[valid jay]

ultrakill

[bitter hearth]

counter strike 1.6

[lone tusk]

I like zombiU, the pc version

[candid cloud]

I could mention the l4d2, but it will be in another section.

[candid cloud]

Seriously?

At this point I'll say Doom Eternal.

[bitter hearth]

mario

duck hunt

castle vania

[lone tusk]

H-doom

[candid cloud]

Mario and Sonic are the best platformer games.

[candid cloud]

Shut up.

[lone tusk]

[prisma zephyr]

Battlefield Bad Company 2 was peak shooter

[valid jay]

not much replayability tbh

[lone tusk]

The replayability is: kill more demons again

@carmine forge how did you get muted again?

[valid jay]

he did?

[candid cloud]

🇧 🇷 🇺 🇭
💭

[valid jay]

also where's his elhant helper role

[lone tusk]

I saw in the logs

[candid cloud]

Did he?

[lone tusk]

You told the forbidden one name, now they know about our secret society

[valid jay]

there isn't much room for playstyles, arenas are effectively puzzles with only one solution

[prisma zephyr]

clears throat

Battlefield Bad Company 2 best shooter

[lone tusk]