💬┃en_offtop

[small ice]

a shithole

[vital remnant]

all of the UK?

[small ice]

lmao nah

[delicate willow]

Why?

[small ice]

eastern or i guess central europe

[delicate willow]

I loved Doom 2016

[vital remnant]

ultrakill is literally SO much better

[delicate willow]

one game good
other game good
???

[atomic lynx]

Like I said, why not enjoy both

[delicate willow]

These can be mutually exclusive

[vital remnant]

if god sat me down and said "you either have to play doom eternal, or play ultrakill but i chop your dick off" i choose the latter any day

[delicate willow]

Easy choice to make when you're not losing much

[vital remnant]

let me go measure rq

and ill post

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1087327520321441903/D36BF6D8-7E33-4BB8-AFDD-BD5035098BF1.jpg

5.53 inches at 15 years and 7 months old

so not allat bad

anyway

you should defo pick up ultrakill if you are a doom fan

[atomic lynx]

I am yet to P rank Pinos

And then.... Maybe Sisyphus

[vital remnant]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/1087066362725277816/IMG_3634.jpg

[nocturne iron]

oh wait your 15?

[delicate willow]

15

[nocturne iron]

literally a child

[delicate willow]

Dawg wtf is wrong with you

[nocturne iron]

study for your algebra exam or something

[atomic lynx]

Bruh you 15...

[vital remnant]

yh??

[delicate willow]

You're*

[atomic lynx]

Shush

[vital remnant]

hes not wrong

[delicate willow]

He's*

[nocturne iron]

No he isn't wrong but he is being annoying

[atomic lynx]

Yes I know, but I don't wanna accept my minor spelling mistake

[vital remnant]

want to*

mistake. *

[delicate willow]

No that was correct

[atomic lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/spelling-mistake-minor-spelling-mistake-meme-gif-23650588

[vital remnant]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/748346829049036850/1086790142976598046/what.gif

[high sail]

what

[atomic lynx]

Here comes the Femboy

[vital remnant]

🤢

[high sail]

🖕

[nocturne iron]

When I was 15 I spent my time working on a farm, go get some real life experience buddy

[vital remnant]

cant legally work : )

[nocturne iron]

never said it was legal

[delicate willow]

L

Sounds like a skill issue

[nocturne iron]

skill issue tbh

[vital remnant]

says the mf stuck in 2017

[atomic lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-idk-man-skill-issue-idk-man-seems-like-a-gif-24725965

[prisma zephyr]

Skill issue, git gud skrub

[delicate willow]

You're 15, that's all I need to say

[high sail]

litterale nymph and crash have the same pfp just one is duty another is freedom

[vital remnant]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/945726564887330906/1085806227344334908/197670A3-F647-4CE2-AD50-54ABF004DE84_1-1.gif

[prisma zephyr]

Purge

[delicate willow]

Bro still probably sounds like Mickey Mouse

[prisma zephyr]

Double agent

[nocturne iron]

nah just a hivemind between the two of us

[high sail]

wouldnt be surpised if they are the same person

[prisma zephyr]

Same

[nocturne iron]

@high sail I can assure you we are not

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-thinking-thinking-about-you-think-thinking-of-you-gif-20503421

[delicate willow]

@high sail I can assure you we are

[high sail]

suuuure

[rough quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/disturbed-down-with-the-sickness-david-draiman-gif-26645390

[high sail]

suuuure

[prisma zephyr]

Preach

Imagine if it was uwu-u-u instead of owa-a-a

[nocturne iron]

imagine if you didn't share every thought you have

[high sail]

^w^

[prisma zephyr]

What's the fun in that

[nocturne iron]

true, continue then

[prisma zephyr]

Filter between my brain and mouth? Kinda cringe bruh

[nocturne iron]

I only have a filter while medicated, and well there hasn't been an available refill for adhd meds

oh yeah I was drawing something lol

[prisma zephyr]

It's hard out here for a pimp

[candid cloud]

It's a fan project.

Well, yes, but it's not related to the og.

[sharp moss]

stalker at home

[teal oracle]

25 days til dark and darker playtest
No I’m perfectly sane thank you

So about that Time Machine huh

[teal oracle]

We must have more

[shy narwhal]

@teal oracle

[teal oracle]

WHAT

[shy narwhal]

Cry

[teal oracle]

Kuro you keep pinging me why

[shy narwhal]

Yes

So you can rock and stone

[teal oracle]

I’m not home

[shy narwhal]

Cope

[teal oracle]

And I want to play stardew valley, or barotrauma, or for honor

[ripe merlin]

Get flexed on

[shy narwhal]

Damn you

[teal oracle]

Because I am going insane while waiting for Dark and Darker

[shy narwhal]

You already are insane

[teal oracle]

I’m not
I’m just a for honor player

[heady flame]

Freeze yourself and thaw yourself in 25 days

[teal oracle]

Genius

[heady flame]

The passage of time will seem instantaneous to you

[ripe merlin]

If you want to play medieval games, then I suggest Mordhau, Chivalry 2 or Kingdom come deliverance before you go down the dark femboy road of for honor

[teal oracle]

None of them were quite like dark and darker bro :(

It’s the most fun I’ve had in forever from what I can remember

[ripe merlin]

Blight survival

[teal oracle]

That too

OH SHIT
Valheim
I MUST GO BACK

[ripe merlin]

https://youtu.be/D8V4BTjYStE

[teal oracle]

Any valheim gaymers here

[cinder crag]

[teal oracle]

You

I’m kidnapping you

[high sail]

@teal oracle

[teal oracle]

WHAT

[high sail]

nothing :3

[teal oracle]

Kys

[bitter hearth]

ACCEPT IT OR I BOIL YOUR BRAIN

[shy narwhal]

Keep yourself safe

[teal oracle]

No I’m feeling homophobic
(This is a lie)

https://tenor.com/view/kys-keep-yourself-safe-low-tier-god-gif-24664025

[bitter hearth]

why is it a rule in stoc now?

[teal oracle]

No Im just not homophobic

[bitter hearth]

its a phobia no?, cant deal with phobias

[bitter hearth]

( i am joking dont take it seriously)

[high sail]

so funny

[teal oracle]

Yes
Laugh

[bitter hearth]

you are bi, iirc

[high sail]

yes

[bitter hearth]

i dont know how these stuff work im confused, dont teach me either way i dont wanna know

i made something in gmod

[high sail]

bi means you like both men and women

[wise helm]

Bi means you are bipolar.

[high sail]

no?

[high sail]

lets see it

[wise helm]

Bismarck. Otto Von Bismarck.

[high sail]

??

[teal oracle]

Common slayer L

[high sail]

what

[ripe merlin]

What does Bismarck operation, ship and person have to do with bisexuality

[bitter hearth]

confusion released

leme find screenshot

no sec

i made rice and cheese with chicken

[ripe merlin]

Reported to authorities

[bitter hearth]

cheesy ahh rice

[high sail]

litteraly

[void kelp]

?

[high sail]

ig the brain schrocher is frying brains

[ripe merlin]

Sex is not allowed

[bitter hearth]

boiling is better

[heady flame]

https://tenor.com/view/hog-boar-emoji-mindblown-mind-blown-slideshow-meme-gif-26390794

[shy narwhal]

You are the brain scorcher

[void kelp]

with whom?

[high sail]

naw

[bitter hearth]

you cant sex emissions

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/server-cat-sex-server-not-for-sex-gif-18698651

[high sail]

whos going to stop me

[teal oracle]

Mods

[ripe merlin]

Cbum

[bitter hearth]

apocolypse of the walkingsexers?, im getting my ak ready

[void kelp]

ok just don't tell the admin

[ripe merlin]

Walking dead s12

[bitter hearth]

gen z update

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/936648574027071548/1087160732354891806/2CkCdBh.jpg

[wise helm]

They all have Bi in it. Simple as.

[void kelp]

Have any of you seen Stalker 2? I mean stolen materials

[wise helm]

A bit.

[ripe merlin]

You literally have ww2 German leader in your name

[void kelp]

I don't even know where to find it so I'm not looking

[ripe merlin]

Tina t(h)e Cudd(l)eme(i)z(ter)

[prisma zephyr]

Yes hliter, I hate that guy

[void kelp]

what?

[high sail]

how fecking funny

[ripe merlin]

Fri(end)
Boyfri(end)

[high sail]

💀 💀

[prisma zephyr]

EVERYTHING ENDS

[ripe merlin]

Mordhau doesnt

[sharp moss]

hliter?

[void kelp]

I'm drooling over Stalker 2 🥵

[sharp moss]

who's that?

[bitter hearth]

no stupid that sais hliter

[ripe merlin]

Just change up the letters a bit, Santa = satan

[prisma zephyr]

Hitler good, hliter bad

(That is sarcasm)

[ripe merlin]

Mommy = my mom

[sharp moss]

(Ass)(ass)in

[bitter hearth]

cringe = youguys

cya later scallywags

[high sail]

my bf

[ripe merlin]

You're like a furry

You want to be something that humans arent

A biological disaster

That came out wrong

[bitter hearth]

no i got standards, plus i dont like animals im a sky

[ripe merlin]

Emission is a wave, not sky

[bitter hearth]

Emission is Emission

[prisma zephyr]

Emussy

You're welcome

[high sail]

robotussy

[bitter hearth]

NO

[simple sage]

Paradox#7185 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[nocturne iron]

what did I miss

[high sail]

waifussy

[prisma zephyr]

Honestly screw emissions, all my homies hate emissions*

[high sail]

slayerussy

[void kelp]

I read that work on stalker 2 is to be stopped lol 😔

[prisma zephyr]

Paradox? More like pair of cocks

[nocturne iron]

well if you insist

[prisma zephyr]

Or pair of socks if you prefer

Or pair of docs cuz I'm fresh

https://tenor.com/view/sole-collector-gifs-shoes-sneakers-sneaker-shopping-chris-rock-gif-9384549

[nocturne iron]

pair of docks,

i don't have a boat

[bitter hearth]

wait till you come out of that bunker you have there and try saying it to my face

anyway, yall have a wonderful day

[nocturne iron]

Emissions are just the zone having its period ngl

[simple sage]

Paradox#7185 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[prisma zephyr]

Bruh I'm slipping

[bitter hearth]

trippin

[prisma zephyr]

Send help I'm in distress

[bitter hearth]

the f word isnt allowed

use shit or something else

[prisma zephyr]

Which is f*cked

[void kelp]

xd

[bitter hearth]

yes game is made for adults but server doesnt allow swearing

massive skill issue

[prisma zephyr]

Nothing expresses my emotions better than an f bomb

[prisma zephyr]

Ya you literally can't say the russian/Ukrainian swear word when they say it all the time in game

[nocturne iron]

you're telling me the zone has a period of time where the artifacts respawn and 'meat chunks' and 'stone blood' reappear

[bitter hearth]

hey!, im giving you free loot! be greatful

plus ew im eating rice

[nocturne iron]

yeah but its just the zone being hormonal

[prisma zephyr]

All I want to ask is WHY DO YOU ALWAYS WAIT UNTIL IM AS FAR AWAY FROM COVER AS POSSIBLE

And when I get there there is a bunch of monoliths that firing squad my ass

[bitter hearth]

cuz simple, we do abit of trolling

[void kelp]

xdd

ddddd

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-based-gif-25404325

[nocturne iron]

well, back to putting too much effort into my drawing

[bitter hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/watch-yo-tone-tone-watch-your-tone-watch-your-gif-24091847

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/black-pants-bree-i-do-what-i-want-parks-and-rec-i-have-a-permit-gif-8794341

[prisma zephyr]

This is essentially how freedom works

[bitter hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/sir-yes-sir-oorah-oorah-marine-twerk-army-gif-22931251

[high sail]

YES

[bitter hearth]

it says tomboys not femboys

[high sail]

shut
up

[bitter hearth]

i
wont

[ripe merlin]

That's not a tomboy

Cbum is a tomboy

[void kelp]

NO

[teal oracle]

For honor

[prisma zephyr]

Is bad*

[ripe merlin]

Mordhau is better

[spice haven]

sus

[prisma zephyr]

🤣👌

[nocturne iron]

anyways I'm out doing a territory patrol (nature walk) and I found weird stuff again

abstract painting left to rot?

[full grail]

I love that

[candid cloud]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/279684719606628355/1087183573196484638/welcome_to_USA_anime_HIGH.mp4

[torn pivot]

[teal oracle]

USA moment

[spice haven]

🦅

[candid cloud]

My man is sad because of ua_offtop.

[rough patio]

Hello i'm finally back from school

i realized that this channel is way less active when sylky is offline

what did yall do to him

[teal oracle]

KILL

[rough patio]

Aint no way bruh

[rough patio]

He's brazillian He dont die so easily

[candid cloud]

Ah right, spamming with necoarc is so good.

[rough patio]

right?

[candid cloud]

No.

[craggy crow]

Speedrun to next ban when?

[carmine forge]

Thanks, I'm happy to see you too

[craggy crow]

[nocturne iron]

sorry guys I was busy doing a patrol of the area

it should be active again

[candid cloud]

Very positive.

[nocturne iron]

is anyone here part of the stalker challenge?

[craggy crow]

It's good to have Me back

I'll get to see better memes this time

[carmine forge]

I literally barely post any memes here

[shy narwhal]

Wow, you are still alive @carmine forge

[craggy crow]

You do sometimes replying to people

[carmine forge]

I'm not sure if I'll do more of that, since posting too much led to me getting banned

[craggy crow]

[carmine forge]

luckily I managed to successfully plead plead for mute

not sure if i'll be as lucky another time tho

[shy narwhal]

Cope @carmine forge

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-overdose-gif-22522298

[shy narwhal]

Good

[atomic lynx]

You....

[candid cloud]

You?

[atomic lynx]

I'm stealing that

[candid cloud]

Damn :]

[atomic lynx]

I was gonna say something else, but I decided not to

[atomic lynx]

Truly a Jacksepticeye moment

[candid cloud]

Cope.

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/coping-gif-23680911

[spice haven]

Whispers of the Zone?

oh, I see...

[alpine forum]

so good

[void kelp]

The voice sounds so god damn annoying

[teal oracle]

Agreed

Masculine female voice is better

[void kelp]

Ive infiltrated #💬┃ua_offtop

[teal oracle]

Very nice
Steal their water

[void kelp]

Theyll never know a thing

[teal oracle]

Steal their water
I’m thirsty

[void kelp]

Ive only started man

I have no clue what they’re saying man

Its a bunch of backwards R and weird ass lines

Man you gotta post cat shit

Thats the language they speak….. i think

False.

I have cat

[teal oracle]

NOOOOOOOOO

STOP BRO IM TAKING A PISS

For some reason doesent loom as painful as other things

Never mind this ain’t as bad as paper cuts

[void kelp]

Why.

[rough patio]

YOUFCKING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I FELT IT

MY FCKING GOOOOOOOOD

O PANIE BOŻE MIŁOŚCIWY URATUJ MNIE PRZED TYM CIERPIENIEM

[void kelp]

Me too

[teal oracle]

HES GOING SCHIZO

[void kelp]

Oh god

Wait

Is it polish? If so i gotta get the f out of here

[teal oracle]

Aight let’s purify the chat

[void kelp]

Lol

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-meme-my-reaction-to-that-information-meme-discord-meme-breaking-bad-meme-hank-breaking-bad-gif-26179673

[void kelp]

I smell the Chinese food from here

Its a duck

[quick agate]

It's a fish?

[void kelp]

Real

[quick agate]

[quick agate]

Go to #💬┃ua_offtop

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/goobye-chat-chat-goodbye-discord-gif-25700760

[quick agate]

You're not welcome here

[quick agate]

Cringe man

[rough patio]

OJCZE NASZ, KTÓRYŚ JEST W NIEBIE ŚWIĘĆ SIĘ IMIĘ TWOJE; PRZYJDŹ KRÓLESTWO TWOJE; BĄDŹ WOLA TWOJA JAKO W NIEBIE JAK I NA ZIEMI CHLEBA NASZEGO POWSZEDNIEGO DAJ NAM DZISIAJ; I ODPUŚĆ NAM NASZE WINY, JAKI I MY ODPUSZCZAMY NASZYM WINOWAJCOM; I NIE WÓDŹ NAS NA POKUSZENIE; ALE NAS ZBAW OD ZŁEGO. AMEN

[quick agate]

Real cringe

[quick agate]

Don't speak Proto-Slavic

[rough patio]

I AM IN PAIN

[craggy crow]

He got muted lol

[rough patio]

AAHHHHHH

[teal oracle]

https://youtu.be/wp39OEz81Ps

[quick agate]

I know

[quick agate]

Don't have the internet

[rough patio]

oh my fcking god the pp paper thing he posted hurt me inside so much i started praying

[void kelp]

when stalker 2?

[void kelp]

my favorite game

[void kelp]

WHEN STALKER 2?

[karmic bluff]

Never

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-cringe-dies-of-cringe-gif-stalker-game-meme-gif-24274079

[rough patio]

oh my goood

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/agony-gif-23084585

[quick agate]

Tomorrow

[quick agate]

Me need internet

[carmine forge]

I have already

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/elves-gif-24943874

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/elves-gif-24943874

[rough patio]

im still hurt by that paper thing

[void kelp]

big muscular giga dwarf is infact better.

[quick agate]

Give me some internet

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/elves-gif-24943874

[void kelp]

Move on and accept it.

Or you will drown in it.

[carmine forge]

how much are you willing to pay?

[void kelp]

0.1 cent

Best money a man could ever make

[quick agate]

You mean that thing in #💬┃ua_offtop ?

[carmine forge]

will do

[carmine forge]

he posted it here too

and i had to see it twice😭

[simple sage]

Ozelov#9042 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[quick agate]

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/994629026662600875/1037878856104820756/unknown.png

[coarse rapids]

@sharp moss
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/551229668469243917/1087445730228178984/Mazda-RX7-FD-Safari-By-Brad-Builds-0-Hero.png

[rough patio]

damn is that a practical sports car im seeing??

[coarse rapids]

its an abomination

[rough patio]

i mean kinda BUT its no longer a useless sports car!

it can drive on terrain !

[coarse rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/928584270094684180/1086976276847411200/TVhead_Default.gif

thats a offroad RX7

btw

[rough patio]

what is this deaf lookin cat

[regal heron]

opps took his ears

[teal oracle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/835847450970554459/1087423380568936458/image0.jpg

[regal heron]

opps took his nose

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-nose-cryonic-daftered-blitzy-gif-24185121

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/birb-birb-review-bird-gif-21534607

[fleet nebula]

[granite tangle]

somewhat memey pics of my кошка

[teal oracle]

:)

[void kelp]

[ripe merlin]

You're held hostage until you send more

[void kelp]

My cat

[granite tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/scarface-gif-10457743

[granite tangle]

COME FCKING GET ME

[void kelp]

Resisting the urge to immediately start neco posting when I see your username to deliberately piss you off.

[teal oracle]

fck you

[void kelp]

[void kelp]

Feeling rather homosexual today ngl

[rough patio]

Ojcze nasz, któryś jest w niebie święć się imię Twoje; przyjdź królestwo Twoje; bądź wola Twoja jako w niebie tak i na ziemi; chleba naszego powszedniego daj nam dzisiaj; i odpuść nam nasze winy, jako i my odpuszczamy naszym winowajcom; i nie wódź nas na pokuszenie; ale nas zbaw od złego.

[void kelp]

Femboy language

[urban coral]

'Sup @carmine forge

[carmine forge]

Hi Crimson👋

[granite tangle]

one of my cat's kittens have a black patch of fur on his chin, where he has white fur, and it looks like he got a beard

[carmine forge]

long time no see

[granite tangle]

so i named him by the french name of Beard in call of pripyat

[urban coral]

Surprised you're here

[granite tangle]

"Le barbu"

[carmine forge]

So am I

anything happened here while I was gone?

[urban coral]

Other than the leaks? No, not really

Other than this server becoming a bigger gangbang than it already was

[void kelp]

Wdym

[high sail]

based

[void kelp]

When does the gangbanging happen

[urban coral]

Now

[void kelp]

Really?

[urban coral]

Apparently

[void kelp]

Where

Now

Exact coordinates of it

828.8282.8282.919

[ripe merlin]

Barbie

[nocturne rock]

Evening

[void kelp]

Hey

(Taxi)

[nocturne rock]

Taxi? I`m not a taxi

I`m Garik

[void kelp]

The joke is neco chaos

[nocturne rock]

neco? What is this?

[void kelp]

I despise neco

Cuz he say "hey taxi" when the thing happen in the

yes

[ripe merlin]

If you don't stop posting neco arc we will put your head on a pike

[regal heron]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-spilling-milk-milk-spilling-gif-25553835

[void kelp]

Real

[ripe merlin]

( @teal oracle is the leader of this pike operation)

[regal heron]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-noc-cute-funny-animal-gif-21124406

[nocturne rock]

👀

[teal oracle]

huh

[ripe merlin]

Real

[regal heron]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/675133314134179854/1075118118101336204/ezgif.com-gif-maker_4.gif

[void kelp]

Tori tori tori tori tori

[regal heron]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/886082996740956210/1064976189598486628/esports.gif

[nocturne rock]

https://tenor.com/view/star-trek-bashir-confused-above-huh-gif-17766205

[void kelp]

Inspirational is it not?

[rough patio]

wth is he saying

[void kelp]

Cock

[regal heron]

kyokh

[ripe merlin]

Cyock

[void kelp]

Lets not forget this one

Seksi

[lone tusk]

[nocturne iron]

what's up nerds

[rough patio]

Good morning Ladies and Gentlemen!
Today we present a new show: Daily historical fun fact with Ozelov! (totally not polish propaganda in disguise)

[void kelp]

Polish propaganda is just another word for sissy hypno

[rough patio]

Historical fun fact: Hitler didnt expect Polish resistance to be so strong. Polish army caused so many losses that Germany needed to take a year brake to refill the gap in the army. (Yes, the invasion of France originally was supposed to start in 1939)

[shy narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/glaggleland-glaggles-tunnel-stalker-stalker2-gif-22019998

[candid cloud]

What.

[void kelp]

Idk he is talking about femboy country

[rough patio]

dont believe the lies Poland is transphobic✝️ ✝️ 💯 💯 🔥

[void kelp]

[candid cloud]

Poland is not a real county.

[void kelp]

You just explained the joke

[rough patio]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-disintergrating-meme-emoji-disintegrating-meme-gif-21239978

[rough patio]

every single village thats near me is like: 10 houses and 1 bigass church

the lucky ones also have a grocery store

[nocturne iron]

my town has close to 8 churches

[rough patio]

zamn🥵

[nocturne iron]

population? under 20k

[lone tusk]

Sup

[nocturne iron]

waiting for my game to download

[lone tusk]

Gaming is based

[void kelp]

You guys ever unironically listen to caramelldansen from time to time

[nocturne iron]

yeah

[void kelp]

It goes hard fr.

[nocturne iron]

it does

[lone tusk]

Duck

[nocturne iron]

🎶 dance on my balls
cats fvcking a handbag🎶

[void kelp]

I love the synths too

[rough patio]

gn bros

[nocturne iron]

sleep well

[rough patio]

bye

[lone tusk]

Gn

[void kelp]

Gn

[neon vale]

dont let the bed bugs bite

[void kelp]

Did anyone else fall into a giant noosphere rabit hole while researching stalker and start believing in shit about the earth's nervous system?

[neon vale]

sort of

i dont believe in the noosphere but i always mix up stuff about it

between the real theory and the stalker version

[void kelp]

I mean the real theory.

I mean there was this thing about natural disasters and how the earth will react as we continue to destroy it and that its like its defense system. And to think about stuff like microbiology and think how small we really are in comparison to other things who is to stay we are not just a cell ourselves.

Also you have to think about how people came up with similar things in history without cultures ever touching each other in anyway.

So many coincidences.

Unless if they're not coincidences.

[atomic lynx]

Wanna see a cursed meme?

[void kelp]

How does it happen? Also the noosphere could explain mass psychosis.

[atomic lynx]

Spoilering it

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/spin-gif-24346397

[lone tusk]

[void kelp]

HOW DOES MASS PSYCHOSIS HAPPEN? NO ONE KNOWS? ITS THE NOOSPHERE!!!!!

[nocturne iron]

look into the mycelium network if you want evidence of the planet's nervous system

[void kelp]

Also what about panspermia?

We've detected life on meteors before. No one can figure out how life started. Seems pretty plausible to me that we weren't even originally from earth.

WE'VE BEEN THE ALIENS THE WHOLE TIME!!!

[lone tusk]

what neco chaos did to you?

[shy narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/mhrdrg-drg-my-honest-reaction-gif-27311039

[lone tusk]

Go back to the vanilla neco arc addiction

[neon vale]

no we did not detect life on asteroids 💀

[void kelp]

Bacterial

[neon vale]

we have put life in space yes
never detected life out there though

[void kelp]

We have

[neon vale]

not life that humanity hasnt placed there

[void kelp]

We've found bacteria.

[neon vale]

gimme an article

it would be big news

like breaking big news

the fermi paradox would be shattered

[void kelp]

I swear we have where did it go

[neon vale]

panspermia is a interesting theory though at least

shoutout my boy anaxagoras 😎

did a presentation on him like 3 months ago

[void kelp]

Was it just a dream or something am I crazy? Istg I remember that happening.

[lone tusk]

[neon vale]

probably was a dream

[void kelp]

Oh wait nvm I found it. I misread it was that life can survive on meteors.

[neon vale]

i have had crackpot theories that i thought were real that have been from dreams

[void kelp]

Not life on meteors

[neon vale]

yeah i remember that

humanity has placed life in space, we have just never found any in space organically

[void kelp]

Sometimes I bring up memories in conversation that no one remembers at all.

[neon vale]

same

multiple people bring up memories of me that i conveniently dont remember

[lone tusk]

Dejavu

[neon vale]

like @dire basin

[lone tusk]

I got this all the time

It's a glitch in your brain

[neon vale]

ive never had full on deja vu

ive had nostalgia feelings for no reason before, but never made up memories

[void kelp]

I remember talking about that we went to like this place and saw people on water jetpacks and no one remembers it but istg it happened.

[lone tusk]

Sometimes i do a thing and them a got a dejavu telling me that i do this in a dream once, it can be very to person.

[lone tusk]

That's the Mandella effect

@neon vale he got the Mandela effect

[void kelp]

Grey chainsmoker edgy cat is better

[lone tusk]

you say nyan words

I gonna send you the neco arc manga chapter in your dm later

Funny stickers there

[void kelp]

He does too though. Also he works better as a "joke character" imo.

[lone tusk]

neco arcs are the gods of the type moon world

They can travel between universes and time

And run a coffee shop

No human being can run a coffee shop

Only gods and reptiles

[nocturne iron]

[void kelp]

Chaos can do that too though. They usually co exist.

You just wrong

[nocturne iron]

brainrot

[neon vale]

true

thats whats funny about it though honestly

[lone tusk]

Heresy

Neco wars now

[void kelp]

Neco Racism

[void kelp]

No, it cant be

Theres two of them

[nocturne iron]

theres more than just two

[void kelp]

A lot more

The world is ending

[nocturne iron]

it is

[void kelp]

Imma kill my self before the world takes me, im not gonna be neco

[nocturne iron]

says the guy with a cat pfp

[void kelp]

Its not neco…….

Wait

[nocturne iron]

its already begun

[void kelp]

No no no no no no

[neon vale]

based pfp btw

[nocturne iron]

thanks :)

[neon vale]

you should send it i need it

i forgot to keep the duty and freedom chad images when i first saw them

[void kelp]

Beta Neco-Arc: Pilk Addiction, Voice of Annoyance, Burunyuu. VS Chad Neco-Chaos: Nicotine Addiction(Has Lung Cancer Based), Voice of Greatness, Hey, Taxi!, The worst character in melty blood

What

[void kelp]

Better pfp

[nocturne iron]

100%

[void kelp]

[nocturne iron]

that exudes emotion

something close to the feeling of 'too much mayo on the McChicken'

[void kelp]

What

[nocturne iron]

you know

[neon vale]

total war medieval II time

[nocturne iron]

enjoy

[void kelp]

Kissing a member of the same sex

[nocturne iron]

are you having fun?

[void kelp]

Yes

[nocturne iron]

Okay, good for you then

wait did they consent?

[void kelp]

Yes

[candid cloud]

Due.

[nocturne iron]

okay good for both of you

[candid cloud]

Die*.

[void kelp]

That's not very nice.

[neon vale]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/805863292479602728/920187433939779634/1638824706835.gif

[nocturne iron]

true

[candid cloud]

If you want me to be nice, do not kiss the people with the same gender at least.

[void kelp]

I think I will continue to kiss members of the same sex and continue to perform various other acts of showing affection to the same sex tbh.

[candid cloud]

Well, you'll die.

[nocturne iron]

we all die

what a novel concept

[void kelp]

Hmm. Makes you wonder why are we so scared of death when we've experienced non existence before.

[candid cloud]

Well yes, but Viktor will die a little faster.

[void kelp]

Why?

[neon vale]

because we never remember it

[nocturne iron]

Nah I think I'll be first

[candid cloud]

Death want to have a talk with you.

[void kelp]

Death is not capable of speech for it is a status not an entity.

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/grim-reaper-death-waiting-black-and-white-gif-17806228

[candid cloud]

I don't expect it, now go away.

[void kelp]

Criminally insane

[nocturne iron]

Hi Sylky welcome back

[lone tusk]

Sup

I gonna do my daily workout

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-mad-sick-neco-neko-arc-gif-24928322

[lone tusk]

Today i have been in a place of my university full of smoker bc i gonna a new class that's if very far from my institute

[void kelp]

I feel like people tend to forget that methamphetamine is nothing but a nerval stimulant and the reason you see it as so much of a buzzword is just because of the way society programmed you think.

[candid cloud]

Is this you, Sylky?

[lone tusk]

To compensate this i need to do even more healthy things

[void kelp]

This was actually more accurate to me recently.

[candid cloud]

Both of you.

[lone tusk]

Me

[candid cloud]

Lie.

[void kelp]

When I was being injected with fentanyl

But fentanyl again is simply a painkiller.

[nocturne iron]

you okay buddy?

[lone tusk]

That's purple pilk, Italy wine

[lone tusk]

Yep

I'm great

I hate go to the university but I'm fine now

[shy narwhal]

@restive pivot wait a second i know your pfp

I saw it on Facebook

[lone tusk]

Stalker

I saw you editing texts @void kelp

[shy narwhal]

Project STALKER and 100 rads bar

Both STALKER related Facebook groups

[neon vale]

my best general defected and my entire army is dead

[lone tusk]

I once made the first brazilian stalker pack with lore texts, some random mods and wallpapers

Those was good times

2017

[void kelp]

[restive pivot]

Yea that's me

[shy narwhal]

I can tell you that we have two friends in common, Tejas and Hamza

[lone tusk]

@void kelp tutorial to how to be annoying as possible on melty blood online
https://youtu.be/G1cKx5eoaOo

[void kelp]

Me when I purposefully play f-nac

[lone tusk]

[restive pivot]

They are legendary stalkers there

[lone tusk]

Neco arc literally got a move that only propose is to be annoying, she open a livestream blocking the viem of the hp bar and the energy bar

nyan nyan nyan

[void kelp]

Really?

[lone tusk]

Lemme show you

https://youtu.be/vG1mnzy9jyE
@void kelp

[lone tusk]

Neco ciel stream is cute
https://youtu.be/SpTvUFAhr6I

[void kelp]

I see now.

I'm going to have swipu swipu playing in my head through out the entire day now.

[old nymph]

you need critical help

[neon vale]

this video had me dying when i first saw it

[lone tusk]

It's the neco ptsd

[neon vale]

i love joke characters in otherwise serious fighting games

[lone tusk]

Yeah

Mk got one in the Armageddon

[neon vale]

steve in smash

[lone tusk]

Mokap i think

[neon vale]

funny character until you realize hes banned from tourneys

[lone tusk]

They are too powerful for this world

Noob is the biggest joke character ever made

Also

That's where my name come from

I used to play mk a lot

But I'm bad really bad

I just think it's fun

[fleet nebula]

[lone tusk]

your data is safe~neco arc

[void kelp]

Is neco arc a vpn now

[lone tusk]

Yeah, neco vpn, your data is safe now only neco chaos is stealing it

[old nymph]

Death doesnt have to speak to shut you up thats why it doesnt speak

[void kelp]

Cock

Penis even

[gray jetty]

@coarse rapids join me brother

the factory awaits

[old nymph]

Go and find coc somewhere else

[lone tusk]

good factorio to you guys

[old nymph]

sounds like something from a movie

[void kelp]

Call of Chernobyl

[old nymph]

Correct

[old nymph]

They are right you know

as long as there is no problem anymore we are good

[void kelp]

Decomposing chat

https://tenor.com/view/mummy-supernatural-dead-body-skeleton-remains-gif-19509351

[delicate willow]

No. No we haven't. You could find living cells on the moon but I guarantee you that those cells were ejected from Earth's atmosphere due to how light they are.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/08/26/world/earth-mars-bacteria-space-scn/index.html

I ain't even doing a degree in astronomy

[simple sage]

viktorп#3360 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[lone tusk]

wolf did

[void kelp]

We have. My source is I made it the fuсk up.

[lone tusk]

do your job wolf

[delicate willow]

[delicate willow]

Good wolf, don't do your job

[void kelp]

Fuсking shit

[lone tusk]

Wolf you're fired

Silki bot is coming

Instead warn he gives 3 months mute

[delicate willow]

Based

[lone tusk]

silki is my creation

[delicate willow]

Should expose your ip too

[lone tusk]

[delicate willow]

I feel like people tend to forget that bullets are nothing but a rocks and the reason you see it as so much of a buzzword is just because of the way society programmed you think.

[void kelp]

Yes

[delicate willow]

[lone tusk]

No drugs

[void kelp]

My point exactly

[delicate willow]

Me ignoring the bullets because they are merely a social construct

[void kelp]

Real

[lone tusk]

Is not bullet

It's a laser marking for the uav atack

[delicate willow]

Me when I use the UDP

[void kelp]

Neck snapping is just a rearrangement of the spine. You just think its bad because it's a social construct.

[lone tusk]

[void kelp]

Based and peanutpilled.

[lone tusk]

My university is here

[lone tusk]

I gonna kill myself

[delicate willow]

Have fun, don't get hurt

[lone tusk]

stop with this topics

[void kelp]

Thats not a very good idea then you die.

[lone tusk]

If i head any more social construct stuf i gonna berserk

[void kelp]

Dying is just a social construct

Its not actually bad

[lone tusk]

I WILL FIND YOU

[void kelp]

You see finding me is just a social construct.

Its not actually bad

[lone tusk]

[void kelp]

Crack is just a plant

You were just programmed to think it was bad.

[lone tusk]

[low steppe]

Know

Who know dawn of zombie a stalker game

[cinder crag]

what

[bitter hearth]

who know dawn of zombie a stalker game

[cinder crag]

thanks emission

[bitter hearth]

np mf

[lone tusk]

My brain cells rn

[bitter hearth]

yall have brain cells? where are mine!

[low steppe]

Shut

The

Dawn

[bitter hearth]

no

you shut the

[low steppe]

the what

[bitter hearth]

dawn

[low steppe]

No you!

[bitter hearth]

no YOU!!

[neon vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1009525734940876820/1087476226580561960/thefog.mp4

[low steppe]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[low steppe]

Noooo shut the dawn

[cinder crag]

what are you saying

[bitter hearth]

he wants shut dawn

[neon vale]

@cinder crag have you ever seen a gila monster

[cinder crag]

yeah

they're cool

[neon vale]

those things scary

[cinder crag]

yeah they are venomous

[simple sage]

PsyopChan#0106 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[cinder crag]

stupid

[void kelp]

[cinder crag]

good emoji

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-dog-smile-smiling-delighted-gif-6103877

[void kelp]

https://media.giphy.com/media/QAG5fGIoLDCYE/giphy.gif

[neon vale]

3

[void kelp]

3

[void kelp]

2

[tiny dew]

Bruhmmm
Didn't know

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/928584270094684180/1086976180420366437/Holy_Shit.gif

[neon vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/191664318415241216/1087477903119351898/RDT_20230310_0141446289218232909505785.jpg

[runic glacier]

3

[candid cloud]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/279684719606628355/1087301736592592976/GO_FLY.mov

[small ice]

hello

[teal oracle]

Morning

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/891872499313303582/1087452922486468668/335840157_537356145227789_6762308260905031918_n.mp4

https://tenor.com/view/honda-jumpscare-meme-text-gif-25090782

[void kelp]

Hello

[void kelp]

3 types

[teal oracle]

Don’t you dare

[void kelp]

https://youtu.be/XX2eGMaQ04o

[teal oracle]

Die

That’s not even a loaf
Terrible

[simple sage]

HxE#8662 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[void kelp]

[sharp fog]

it is a character made for pooposting right?

[void kelp]

What

[simple sage]

viktorп#3360 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[sharp fog]

https://tenor.com/view/jake-jake-the-dog-funny-laugh-laughing-gif-5372688

[void kelp]

Wait why can you say shit but not sh*t posting

[void kelp]

It is a joke character.

Just comic relief cats essentially.

[sharp fog]

so there is no intent behind it to inflict a subtle irritation?

[void kelp]

No thats just the cognitohazard

You either love it or hate it

[sharp fog]

now when I dived deep into my mind I don't feel it anymore

[void kelp]

What

[sharp fog]

I don't feel any irritation

anymore

[void kelp]

Embrace neco arc

[sharp fog]

https://tenor.com/view/shrug-papadin-shrug-gif-25842177

[void kelp]

Embrace the chaotic energy

[void kelp]

Hi

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/675133314134179854/1075118118101336204/ezgif.com-gif-maker_4.gif

[void kelp]

Gnome Chompski my beloved

[rough patio]

good morning ladies and gentlemen

[void kelp]

Goodnight ladies and gentleman.

[whole fractal]

Hello

[runic glacier]

Gnome Chompski from HL2 EP2

I love EP2

[lusty onyx]

Viktorn is already Veteran damn

[runic glacier]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/448601471806603298/1086755744453501038/cachedVideo_1.mov

https://tenor.com/view/seals-emporium-kitty-review-gif-21748019

[nocturne iron]

I hate how he says water

[runic glacier]

What a rude guy

[sharp fog]

https://tenor.com/view/hahahaha-gif-23335988

[nocturne iron]

me rn

good morning

[shy narwhal]

No

Go back to sleep

[candid cloud]

You.

Go to sleep.
Now!

[nocturne iron]

nah

I love early morning it's my favorite time of day

[feral fable]

I take apart two double stuffed oreos and put them together without the bottoms of the cookies to make an ultra stuffed oreos

[nocturne iron]

I eat oreos with a fork

[shy narwhal]

[feral fable]

I was gonna say something but since a mod is in chat

[nocturne iron]

just dm the insult to me

[feral fable]

no

[candid cloud]

@sharp moss , https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/673282776325160960/1087653441482002512/1679375575710518.mov

[nocturne iron]

it's fine

[feral fable]

not an insult

[nocturne iron]

oh okay

[feral fable]

is he gone can I say it?

[candid cloud]

No.

[feral fable]

I lick the cream from an oreo and replace it with my cum then feed it to a homeless woman

[nocturne iron]

sounds salty

wait

[candid cloud]

Dude... WTF?

[feral fable]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1024048281476661312/1048657763741478912/attachment.gif

[nocturne iron]

I hate how I laughed at that

[nocturne iron]

I'd drink it

[feral fable]

I seen bacon soda

[nocturne iron]

it would be even better if it was mayonnaise flavored but beggars can't be choosers

[feral fable]

I am a choosing beggar

[nocturne iron]

what did you choose

[feral fable]

uh

rootbeer

[nocturne iron]

good choice

just plain or as a float

[feral fable]

plain

never had a rootbeer float

[nocturne iron]

floats are really good

[feral fable]

I made a coca cola float but the only ice cream I had at the time was chocolate cheesecake

[nocturne iron]

yeah that probably wasn't a good combo

[feral fable]

it still tasted good

[nocturne iron]

im not really one to give opinions on food

[feral fable]

me neither

[nocturne iron]

I once walked to my friends house, ate one of their lemons, then left

[feral fable]

if tongue say it good me eat

[nocturne iron]

yeah I feel that

[feral fable]

I am getting a cat on thursday

[nocturne iron]

!!!

a kitten or adult rescue

[feral fable]

kitten

[ripe merlin]

I'm taking it

[feral fable]

like a few weeks old

[feral fable]

NOO DON'T TAKE MY DOG'S FOOD

[nocturne iron]

I only have gangster Dr wily

[granite tangle]

game?

[candid cloud]

Need for speed Most wanted (2012/created by Criterion Games).

[feral fable]

https://tenor.com/view/nut-cum-jizz-horny-dick-gif-21213004