💬┃en_offtop

[teal oracle]

:)
my day has been made'

[rough patio]

ducky duck

[cinder crag]

[lone tusk]

Duck post

Duckpilled

[high sail]

The muncher

[lone tusk]

[lone tusk]

Good duck

I declare
En_duckpost

[cinder crag]

shut up

this is en_catpost

[lone tusk]

No longer

Sir. Duck have spoken

[pearl wraith]

no

no anime women

only duck

me when suddenly out of duck memes

[sharp moss]

@lone tusk spam

[lone tusk]

Sorry, it's the en_duckpost

[pearl wraith]

bro's coping because nobody spammed anime with him

[pearl wraith]

Based moderator

[lone tusk]

Sir duck have spoken

[pearl wraith]

you

[sharp moss]

Jannies gonna jannie

[pearl wraith]

bro coping w it

[atomic lynx]

Warning, LOUD audio

[lone tusk]

Sir duck

[atomic lynx]

Sir Duck the 2st

[lone tusk]

This duck is accused of 150 warcrimes in the middle east

[regal heron]

https://tenor.com/view/lord-foog-the2st-lord-foog-foog-gif-26041215

[lone tusk]

@cinder crag sandocat

[atomic lynx]

Only 150? What a noob. The duck should get better

[lone tusk]

Only 150 in the middle east

Sir duck have participated in the english civil war too

[atomic lynx]

Oh, I forgot that

[high sail]

Sir duck the duck kisser

[lone tusk]

@high sail

[high sail]

Denmark person coping

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/427914959607955456/985334782344970240/caption-3.gif

https://tenor.com/view/fail-meme-epic-embed-gif-19473600

[high sail]

L

[candid cloud]

The gif is there.

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-success-gif-25677703

[lone tusk]

Kod

KOD

[gray jetty]

Afternoon gentlemen

[earnest escarp]

afternoon, just came across some sweet tracks

https://youtu.be/4oEVwwdRoFE

[gray jetty]

Nice

[shy narwhal]

@teal oracle

We're rich

[bitter hearth]

We're rich?

[candid cloud]

Well yes, you are rich, but for now, now do the investment in me.

[teal oracle]

WE’RE RICH

[shy narwhal]

WE'RE RICH

[rough patio]

WE'RE RICH

[shy narwhal]

🫧 🫧 🫧 🫧

@teal oracle

[pearl wraith]

WE'RE RICH

[shy narwhal]

We're rich

[pearl wraith]

MUSH ROOM

[bitter hearth]

We're rich

[granite tangle]

i played this and my cat in the other room came to me

(she is currently taking care of her 3 kittens)

[cinder crag]

[granite tangle]

mind you, this picture is a week old, they're less pink and have started to open their eyes now

[lone tusk]

[gray jetty]

Fun fact a lot of PCs up till around 2003 will give a post error if no floppy drive is plugged in

[lone tusk]

Floppy disc

I already have forgot those

[gray jetty]

Eh I’ve never really ever used one for anything I have like 10 just cus you get them with everything

[gray jetty]

Funny thing a floppy disk set for doom is almost 1k dollars

Even though by now almost for sure the disks are blank

[lone tusk]

My dad used to work as technician he got a bunch of those back them

[gray jetty]

At work we still need them

Some of the older machines

Can only be updated via floppy disk

[lone tusk]

[gray jetty]

Like a single update can be 40 plus disks

Lol

[lone tusk]

LoL

Looks fun

[gray jetty]

I’ve always wanted to do it

[lone tusk]

Me too my dad used to have too many of those and some diskettes too

My first pc was already got a cd reader

And windows vista

[gray jetty]

They were used for updating system bios

A lot of the time the bios could only be updated in dos

So you had to use a floppy disk

As if the files were not located in drive a the floppy drive it just wouldn’t work

[lone tusk]

cool

[gray jetty]

But now a days you can just do it under windows or it’s a built in part of the bios it’s self

[lone tusk]

https://youtu.be/XaTXRJyDCeI

@cinder crag you need to hear this

[gray jetty]

Some boards can actually download the latest bios off the company servers and update

No downloading anything required

[lone tusk]

Such a good time to be alive

I only need to learn how to fix my old games for windows 11

[gray jetty]

Dgvoodoo2

It’s a 3dfx hardware emulator

Does dx6 and below and of course glide

[lone tusk]

I want to make they work without emulators

[gray jetty]

If they run dx6 it’s basically impossible

[lone tusk]

nothing is impossible for those who believe

I got the neco power

Pilk

[gray jetty]

Gpus don’t have hardware support for it

[lone tusk]

they will have

[gray jetty]

So the road ends there

[lone tusk]

I got a objective jack, you can't stop me

[gray jetty]

Unless your gonna reengineer the silicon your self you are stopped

[lone tusk]

i can do it

[gray jetty]

Ight

[gray jetty]

I’ll give you a tip though gtx 750 ti plus windows xp is the most versatile solution to the problem you face

[lone tusk]

I will make my igpu run soldier of fortune

[waxen hare]

I will be banned for this?

[gray jetty]

If it runs OpenGL that’s easy

[lone tusk]

@slender wagon

[nocturne iron]

what's up my guys

[slender wagon]

both bad factions

[lone tusk]

sup

hows it going ?

[nocturne iron]

im babysitting my nieces and nephew apparently

[lone tusk]

cool

[nocturne iron]

I sure do love the unearthly screeches of toddlers

[lone tusk]

[simple sage]

Nymph#9902 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[lone tusk]

hummmmm

[nocturne iron]

:[ I forgot

[lone tusk]

i know how it is

[heavy river]

https://tenor.com/view/chunk-valgo-chunk-the-groundhog-groundhog-gif-21632733

[lone tusk]

my coworker fvcked my job @nocturne iron

he put in doubt my work

i need to redone

for the 20 time

[heavy river]

Kill them

[nocturne iron]

today I had to deal with absolutely awful people

and glitter.

[lone tusk]

this is bad

[nocturne iron]

yeah

I mean it's not often you can say that you helped pagans choose fabric to make robes for a ritual while at work, but that was weird af

[lone tusk]

[nocturne iron]

working with the public is always so tiring

[lone tusk]

looks bad

my problem is overwork

too many thing to do in a short time and now i need get back to my uni

my coworker really want to kill me

[nocturne iron]

I mean, speak to a manager you like about it. I did that when a coworker tried to extort me

[gray jetty]

Sup

[lone tusk]

nah, my boss do this too

[nocturne iron]

[lone tusk]

but my boss have done

now its my cowerker

[nocturne iron]

let me have a word with em >:(

[lone tusk]

i like them i just think they don't know how hard this is

i can't even get paid bc my contract will only over when my article is done so they will make a new contract

i'm working for free

[gray jetty]

If I get the new position I’m gunning for at work

I’m likely gonna snap at my boss at some point if what one mate said is true

But either way I want the job

[lone tusk]

9 years

[gray jetty]

[lone tusk]

you will get

[nocturne iron]

9 years? bro was speedrunning

[gray jetty]

Of the people who are on the list I’m easily the most qualified

[lone tusk]

i know how it feel

i once loose a job due to scam

[candid cloud]

No.

[gray jetty]

Unlikely I’d get scammed but I might get fired if I do not present the results they hope for

[lone tusk]

the evaluator took out some of my test points for details like half of them while giving the other guy half a grade for questions he only did the concept of the script that didn't even work

I still do better than the boy on the test, but he beat me on the essay

[gray jetty]

Why tests are dumb they don’t measure capability in a given field

[lone tusk]

sucks to be win, a week later i passed on the test to my current job who paid better and i can sleep on my lab

[gray jetty]

They measure ability to remember things

[gray jetty]

I just want an office

I can feel like I’ve made it once I have an office

[lone tusk]

script tests are to see if you can do the job

[gray jetty]

[lone tusk]

hey hey hold on

[gray jetty]

The dude who put me on the list and who id directly work with has an office so it’s my hope I’d get one too

[lone tusk]

lemme show you one of the scripts that i made on my test that make me pass on my current work

[nocturne iron]

just build one for yourself

[gray jetty]

I have an “office”

It’s got wheels lol

[nocturne iron]

lol what?

[atomic lynx]

Well, I happened to buy MGR right before the sale so I'm refunding it to get it's full price and buy it back on the sale

[gray jetty]

It’s our cart

It contains most of the tools required to do our job

When my tool box is on it anyway

But even when I’m carrying around 40ish pounds of tools I still can’t be ready for everything

[lone tusk]

@gray jetty @nocturne iron look this handsome map

[gray jetty]

I’m not home

[nocturne iron]

im on my phone right now and can't really be distracted too long from the toddlers

[gray jetty]

Btw any chance you can look into my problem some what soon

[lone tusk]

of course i will

don't worry

[nocturne iron]

but the screeches are killing me and my poor bird is so scared of them

[high sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/561153801114091521/1086761832271839342/20230311_061528.png

[gray jetty]

Believe me when I say your effort won’t be unrewarded or unappreciated

The number of games that we can test and or directly compare against will explode

[lone tusk]

soldier of fortune

also i discovered that df runs in the vooddoo

i already got a game to test them

[gray jetty]

What is df

Also soldiers of fortune should run glide

[lone tusk]

delta force

[gray jetty]

Ah

[lone tusk]

fun shot game

[gray jetty]

If it uses quake 2 engine

It runs 3dfx glide

[still ore]

I like how this channel can be educational sometimes

[gray jetty]

At least it should

[fleet nebula]

[lone tusk]

no df got a unique engine

hold on

[gray jetty]

Soldiers of fortune supports aureal vortex 2 3d sound

That’s cool

[lone tusk]

man i love that game

[gray jetty]

This game looks familiar

I think I’ve seen it in 3dfx benchmarks before

[lone tusk]

novalogic

[gray jetty]

Never played my self lol

[lone tusk]

novalogic is the guys who made df

[gray jetty]

Ah

[gray jetty]

Something important to remember when testing difference between glide 2x and 3x is glide 3x is used ONLY by 3dfx napalm aka voodoo 4/5

Voodoo 2 and 3 can’t run it

[lone tusk]

[gray jetty]

I’ll help you verify anything hardware side though

Since I have real napalm samples on hand

[lone tusk]

https://groups.google.com/g/3dfx.products.voodoo3/c/A3PJ14dnVHE/m/7VGHFK6c84wJ?pli=1

holy shit jack i found a chat from 2000

they are talking about df2 on vooddoo 3

internet got some tresures

[gray jetty]

Find that kinda thing all the time

It’s funny to look at how people use to talk to one another on the internet

[lone tusk]

is like live the history

[gray jetty]

Sadly most of the really good stuff is gone I find

[lone tusk]

yeah a lot of old forums are gone

the google group is kinda big

like 35889 chats

[gray jetty]

https://web.archive.org/web/20000510022247/http://www.3dfx.com/

Real

[lone tusk]

LOL 90s internet looks really fun

[gray jetty]

96 should be as old as it goes but that 3d model

[candid cloud]

How to destroy a HDD without a use of physical power?

[gray jetty]

Was used to demo the capabilities

Of the original voodoo graphics chipset

[gray jetty]

Hammer

[candid cloud]

It's physical power.

[lone tusk]

thats physical hehe

[gray jetty]

You can’t really

[lone tusk]

you can use magnets

[gray jetty]

Since the data on the platters can be read unless there destroyed

[lone tusk]

to mess his up

[void kelp]

#💬┃ua_offtop is better, they got more cat memes and gifs

[lone tusk]

you can be banned there too

[void kelp]

What

[lone tusk]

just joking

or maybe not ?

[void kelp]

Also with the god damn neco

[lone tusk]

[void kelp]

Where did this addiction come from?

[lone tusk]

1996, resident evil are a big thing, everybody still plays doom

man

looks good

[lone tusk]

fate

[gray jetty]

The hottest thing on the pc was voodoo

[void kelp]

No, it wasn’t fate

Fate was never the reason for neco

[lone tusk]

soo many things to be invented

[lone tusk]

neco is a parody of arcuied

[void kelp]

Of what?

[lone tusk]

a fate character

[gray jetty]

Everyone was trying to make 3d accelerators then 3dfx was like bitch you call this a 3d accelerator hold my beer

[lone tusk]

what a time to be alive man

[void kelp]

What

[lone tusk]

search for fate anime and them Tsukihime bad ending

[gray jetty]

To be fair they learned from the best and started with just 3 dudes and a dream

[lone tusk]

i could do scripts for them

[gray jetty]

They went around selling companies a product that didn’t exist

[lone tusk]

[gray jetty]

They were just based like that

[lone tusk]

and them look all the games today

life is good

[gray jetty]

They had this like 10k dollar silicon graphics work station to run this demo

And there like our 200 dollar card does this

[lone tusk]

[gray jetty]

To the surprise of basically the entire industry it turned out they weren’t lying

[lone tusk]

3d games

the industry evolved really fast after the 90s

[gray jetty]

They built the foundation this industry sits on today

[lone tusk]

they are based

[gray jetty]

They are

They were not the first but they were the first to do it right

Like

When it came out in 1996 it made nvidias offering a joke

But to fair it did that to literally every offering

[void kelp]

[lone tusk]

[gray jetty]

The industry wasn’t ready for them cus no one saw them coming they had existed for all of 2 years

And in that time done just about nothing

Except work on this chipset

[lone tusk]

this looks magic

[languid dock]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-cat-chillin-if-i-fit-i-sit-gif-5648831

[lone tusk]

[candid cloud]

@urban coral .

[lone tusk]

[gray jetty]

It was so incredible Microsoft can be quoting saying “they leap frogged an entire industry”

[lone tusk]

[lone tusk]

hummmmm

[languid dock]

Guys, we need 17 likes here, as fast as possible

[broken fossil]

guys i need help

[gray jetty]

Different time brother no one could break into this industry now

[broken fossil]

i got Stalker SOC but it´s the original russian version

I don´t speak russian

[lone tusk]

i see things are very complex now, still we can enjoy and modding those great games

[lone tusk]

steam version ?

[broken fossil]

DVD

[candid cloud]

You can literally cope.

[gray jetty]

You would be starting from nothing to try and compete with companies who have been at this for almost 30 years

You have no chance

[lone tusk]

download a mod to path the game them if the version is correct or buy the game on the steam, day 23 the game will be at cheap price

[lone tusk]

i see

[broken fossil]

thank you for your support

which Stalker is in your opinion the best?

[lone tusk]

Clear sky

[gray jetty]

Clear sky

[lone tusk]

[broken fossil]

ive heard mixed things about it, but apparently its worth playing

[frozen scaffold]

I have missed it once.

[urban coral]

https://tenor.com/view/snapcube-robot-eye-undertale-sans-gif-23840979

[urban coral]

Clear Sky

[gray jetty]

The haters simply don’t understand the genius of clear sky

[urban coral]

Fr fr

[broken fossil]

all of the stalker games are rated pretty well if steam is anything to go by

[languid dock]

I hope so

[broken fossil]

my Dad played SOC back when it came out, he liked the gameplay but didn´t like how buggy it was

[candid cloud]

Coped enough? Good, because I don't need to tell anything to my moderation team.

[broken fossil]

but now with the patches and all im checking it out again

[urban coral]

SoC was never THAT buggy

Unless he was playing mods

[broken fossil]

imaginable

[urban coral]

Which, seen how it played it when it came out, I doubt he did

[broken fossil]

i now want to replay all immersive sims which are really worth playing

now it´s stalkers turn

at least I think it´s immersive sim

[gray jetty]

The best of all deus ex

[broken fossil]

bought it

and patched it with GMDX

[gray jetty]

Truly a shame it never got a true sequel

[void kelp]

I always just have 3 million warns in between(that word is not allowed here)

[broken fossil]

invisible war

[nocturne rock]

Evening

[gray jetty]

Meh

[broken fossil]

kidding
mankind divided was pretty okay even (if you ignore the micro transactions)

although i think you are gonna love cruelty squad

[gray jetty]

Heard of it

Not played it my self yet

[broken fossil]

At the start it´s going to be absolutely horrible, and then you notice how deep the game goes

the fish stockmarket is my favorite

[gray jetty]

Lol

[lone tusk]

Project snowblind is the best deus ex sequel

[broken fossil]

never heard of it

only 89 cents on steam, should i invest?

i bought it

[lone tusk]

Whathell

[void kelp]

is it good

[broken fossil]

Its got pretty good ratings on steam so go for it i guess

[lone tusk]

It boring

Really boring

[broken fossil]

Its an early 2000s shooter so i dont expect much

[void kelp]

hl2 and deus ex are too and stalker

[broken fossil]

If it‘s better than doom 3 im happy

[void kelp]

mf golden age of shooters

[broken fossil]

Isnt stalker like 2007 ?

[void kelp]

true

[broken fossil]

Deus ex isnt really a shooter for me its more an immersive sim or Rpg

[void kelp]

lol its 2009 im high

[broken fossil]

Half life 2 is the imventor of modern fps games

And Cod 4

[void kelp]

how did they take to make SoC

[broken fossil]

How long?

[void kelp]

yeah development

[broken fossil]

At least 3-4 years but probably more time

[stray ridge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/884293799742963712/1000402492179365978/GIF-85d661a30978e74ae5f0ec482b719c43.gif

[lone tusk]

[stray ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/hot-tubs-itpedia-чтотакоехоттабс-gif-22748762

[gray jetty]

Hello chat

[lone tusk]

[void kelp]

lol got bored, had ai put your obsession into pripyat

[lone tusk]

@void kelp

[gray jetty]

I’m finally gonna get around to asking mate in Germany about my ct-479

If the wizard him self can’t fix it no one can

It tragically met it’s end before it even lived

[void kelp]

wizard in the zone

midjourney update is pretty good

[fleet nebula]

[void kelp]

Why she look like thaet

AI does weird uncanny stuff

heres another weird version

That's neko-ark not neco arc

[void kelp]

It looks like a dog why

it probably thought there was a chance it was

really off one

[full grail]

It really fell off

[void kelp]

yeah it always gives you 4 per render and usually have to do it a few times for the perfect thing

[void kelp]

Swag like Ohio

[lone tusk]

Mom said that is my time on the wishgranter

[gray jetty]

@coarse rapids https://www.guru3d.com/news-story/xeon-w9-3495x-in-extreme-oc-consumes-1900w-at-5-5ghz.html

Like bruh

That’s not even that high

Clock speed wise

[void kelp]

It looks like a person with something edited on them

Also this image goes so hard

[void kelp]

Diseased chat

[fleet nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/ai-ai-ai-danada-danado-nao-pode-premios-mtv-miaw-gif-23166711

[void kelp]

Good day to get a 1d mute by posting an offtop meme in #🤨┃stalker_memes is it not?

[lone tusk]

no

[void kelp]

I like white gatorade

[lone tusk]

whathell is gatorade

[void kelp]

Are you serious?

[lone tusk]

Yep

[lone tusk]

Energy drink

I never take any in my life

[void kelp]

Its more juice tbh

It has no caffeine

[lone tusk]

them it's just drink and no Energy?

[void kelp]

Its like just flavored water with weird scientific vitamin shit in it

[lone tusk]

hummm vitamins

[bitter hearth]

hello everyone

[lone tusk]

Hi

[bitter hearth]

just kicked a bunch of ppl in brawlhalla out of bordem

4 ko's in a row

[lone tusk]

great

[bitter hearth]

now i dont know what to do

[gray jetty]

What’s up I’m finally back to the room

And the day be over

[bitter hearth]

hi jack

i know exactly what i will do

[gray jetty]

I do too

When I get home tomorrow

[bitter hearth]

tf2 rn, then read some books

[void kelp]

It has electrolytes because you lose those during exorcism bla bla

[gray jetty]

I’m gonna get home get out a drill and a staple gun

[bitter hearth]

i bought a book today, called homo dues iirc?, looks fun to read

[gray jetty]

And re do my work shop for like the 3rd time

[void kelp]

Fcking blue drink

Color drink leave it at that

[bitter hearth]

drink that tastes like medecine pills

[void kelp]

Doesn't taste like medicine

[bitter hearth]

mine does for some reason

[void kelp]

Also some medicine taste good

[bitter hearth]

like parasitamol or something alike

[void kelp]

Like pepto bismol

[bitter hearth]

yes, that sweet one

delicious, but deadly

welp, i will go game abit, cya

[void kelp]

Liquid vicadin tastes very slightly good. Well more just barable in medicine terms.

[gray jetty]

A car crash just happened out side the hotel

[void kelp]

Don't say it don't think it don't say it don't think it

[short river]

@void kelp this is the image

[void kelp]

hm yeah idk, im sure there's a dx / video settings parameter you can add but not sure

or you could consider using zrp which is a bugfix mod that makes a couple little liberties but is 99% quality of life / bug fixes

[short river]

I'll look at it! Do you know any fixes for clear sky?

[void kelp]

SRP is the CS version

Just keep the default mod settings in both for a vanilla gameplay experience

[short river]

Thank you. I'll message you if I have more problems, though I doubt you'd have fixes lol. You're the best.

[void kelp]

Hello

[short river]

Duty or Freedom.

[void kelp]

What

[short river]

You heard me.,

[woeful gorge]

radioactive rock

[wise helm]

Sup.

[pearl wraith]

Infant Kim Jong Un

[gray jetty]

Good evening chat

[void kelp]

hola

[gray jetty]

I’m bored as hell

I really wish I was home right about now

[pearl wraith]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/595188808434188298/1086855759918284910/DWARFS_GET_OUT_OF_MY_HEAD.mov

[gray jetty]

Literally

[old stone]

Uranium fever

[pearl wraith]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7IPzEPRs8Y3j0hieZ4wdYf?si=3ac433dca6fe4e2a

https://tenor.com/view/boing-cursed-meme-dog-markiplier-gif-24367029

[old stone]

She speaks!
https://youtube.com/shorts/cCF0SNS26gc?feature=share

[pearl wraith]

Gosh dangit

SPOILER THAT STUFF

[neon vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/752705513032122449/1086772163647901827/i-text.gif

[void kelp]

Neither of them accomplish their goals in the end really

Infact freedom does a better job of "protecting the world from the zone" than duty

With the monolith barrier

Duty sits in their base and sometimes goes outside of rostok to harass and shoot at freedom members in army warehouses and shoots at dogs that manage to get in the base and sometimes will set up checkpoints in dark valley but other than that they don't really do much to accomplish their goal.

Neither does freedom.

[short river]

Idk if this is in lore, but in Anomaly, apparently Duty was pushed out of alot of their positions.

[void kelp]

I don't really see freedom taking hold of military checkpoints or anything in order to make the zone open and let anyone through.

If they did their job right they would likely be a lot more present in the cordon helping rookies through and taking control of the military checkpoint.

freedom is god

[short river]

Yeah. I feel like a big reason as to why they havent done much is for.. game reasons? They cant take all of the shit in the zone because the game needs more than duty and freedom

[void kelp]

all you need is freedom

[short river]

NO! WE NEED DUTY!

[void kelp]

Bandits somewhat exceed at their goal, canonically extorting and wriggling money out of weak stalkers too scared to go against them.

And straight up mugging others.

[whole fractal]

Good morning.

[void kelp]

Clear Sky's goal was too big for it's own good and had it's consequences.

unforeseen consequences

[lusty onyx]

[lusty onyx]

Morning.

[whole fractal]

How are you doing?

[void kelp]

I would say a faction that does its goal pretty well which is, to prevent people from discovering the secrets of the zone, and getting hands on the power of those said secrets is Monolith if you exclude Strelok. Considering Strelok is like 1 in a million. But besides Strelok Monolith succeeds at its goal pretty well.

Mercenaries we don't really know.

Loners don't have a goal so I guess they don't really count

[languid hinge]

Your grammar is so broken that if I tried to beat it with a hammer I would probably make it look better

[void kelp]

its discord at 3am

[languid hinge]

7 AM*

[void kelp]

even more of a reason

[void kelp]

its 3 am for me and I haven't slept please

[languid hinge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/493156996644864001/1086891520029905016/RDT_20230316_1654482766687810380662698.jpg

Fix it or sleep with the fishes

[void kelp]

I fixed it I think. I'm done playing ELA now.

[feral fable]

[prisma zephyr]

[feral fable]

I hate chrome bro every image I download from there is a webp or whatever instead of a jpg

[prisma zephyr]

It's if the image doesn't load all the way properly

[feral fable]

oh ok

[prisma zephyr]

And I know what you mean

Does the same with gifs

Or similar

[feral fable]

how long does it take chrome to load an image

[prisma zephyr]

Too long lol

[void kelp]

that isn't a browser thing..

it kind of is but it has to do with content delivery services seeing you use chrome and then it serves you that image format to save bandwidth because they're smaller (and do load faster typically)

you can also just save it as a .jpg or use a user agent spoofer or another browser

[rough patio]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/941627225801887754/1085012645473689631/bigslappy.mp4

i want this

look at that bakery

[feral fable]

NO

[rough patio]

Why no?

it perfect

[feral fable]

NO

[rough patio]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-thug-shaker-shaker-merc-shaker-team-fortress2-gif-26328075

[void kelp]

i think you're in the wrong discord

[feral fable]

give your phone to a random person on the street

[rough patio]

there is no street in where i live

[feral fable]

sidewalk*

[candid cloud]

Skill issue?

[vagrant grail]

I need a better Freedom sticker on my StalkerStash

[rough patio]

no sidewalk either

[void kelp]

dirt

[vagrant grail]

SafeSquatch says Hi

[void kelp]

he doesn't seem well protected

[feral fable]

then remove that all together just give a random guy your phone

[rough patio]

there is no people

[vagrant grail]

He needs a 4Bore shotgun. Mutants dont like that

[feral fable]

destroy your phone

[rough patio]

i got no phone

[void kelp]

[feral fable]

destroy your computer

[rough patio]

no

[vagrant grail]

Is your phone having a seizure! Does it need CBD boofed up its charger port?

[feral fable]

https://tenor.com/view/computer-rage-mad-funny-computer-rage-gif-20851767

do this

[void kelp]

I dont understand all the hype behind fentanyl

[vagrant grail]

No dont do that. Put it in a skeet shooting launcher and blast it with burdshort

[vagrant grail]

Birdshot will just scatter that data for the birds to collect as intel. Must use Burdshort

[prisma zephyr]

The only good bug is a dead bug

[void kelp]

It just makes you feel dizzy and a bit like your sleeping. Doesn't seem worth all of the shit that's been going on about it. Overrated fr.

[vagrant grail]

@prisma zephyr The Federation Approves this Comment. Would you like to know more?

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/starship-troopers-desire-to-know-gif-22293889

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/chefs-kiss-french-chef-perfect-dish-excellent-food-perfection-gif-20341505

[vagrant grail]

My two Fav Ak’s. WBP Foxy ladies both that can stylize with the Beryl Rail systems that hold Zero

[void kelp]

is that a screenshot from a stalker game

[vagrant grail]

They kept the side rails too

[feral fable]

hyrgnm

[vagrant grail]

@void kelp screenshot of Murica lol

[void kelp]

is that a spice

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-speedo-beach-america-freedom-gif-17496512

[vagrant grail]

Glorious Eagle on them

[feral fable]

bug

[void kelp]

also america https://media.giphy.com/media/853jNve3ljqrYrcSOK/giphy.gif

[prisma zephyr]

🦶

[void kelp]

bro guns are chill but you flexin

im about to post 10 pics of my dog

[vagrant grail]

What else does a stalker do drunk at 4am in the bunker?

[void kelp]

shoot a can, there's no mf internet in the zone

[vagrant grail]

Heres dorg with Whiriligig partial haircut

[void kelp]

now we talkin

[vagrant grail]

Harper is great alarm dog for Emissions, Approaching Bandits. She gets treats when she barks at anything abnormal

[void kelp]

Where do the alarms come from in stalker when an emission happens?

[rough patio]

damn

rostok got sirens

agroprom factory got sirens too i think

skadovsk got something too

and yanov station

freedom base also has a megaphone system

[void kelp]

Yeah but it can be heard anywhere

[rough patio]

ok lets think

cordon has military bases with megaphones

darkvalley has the freedom base

[void kelp]

what

[rough patio]

swamps got nothing

[void kelp]

bandit base you mean

[rough patio]

im going to die before i recognize the bandit base

[void kelp]

-Person with Bandit in PFP

[rough patio]

no

anyway

Agro has the factory and military/duty base

yantar has the bunker

[vagrant grail]

The real stalkers judge it by the blind dogs

They suddenly want to cuddle

Come up begging for bread scraps

You best let them out the bunker when that emission ends though. First they shit, then they bite

[void kelp]

pseudodog named princess:

[vagrant grail]

Princess is allowed in any bunker anytime, shes bunker trained

[void kelp]

(mauled 52 rookies to death brutally)

[rough patio]

ok so in conclusion the places where the emmision alarm system shouldnt be heard are: Radar, Chernobyl, Limansk and Abandoned Hospital

[vagrant grail]

Well, they shoud have treated her like royalty, thats on their rookie asses

[rough patio]

also swamps

[void kelp]

Pseudodog named destroyer:👼

[vagrant grail]

Princess demands large bolt chew toys. They should have known this

[rough patio]

pseudog named lassie:

[void kelp]

[vagrant grail]

Lassie got stuck in cordon. Lassie was trained to rescue people from trains.

[rough patio]

lassie is noah's dog

[void kelp]

Guys if this gets 1+ react I delete my account by the end of march

account where

[rough patio]

dont

[void kelp]

I have to

[rough patio]

why

[void kelp]

I will be back I will just re-insert myself here

[vagrant grail]

Your stuck here forever. Like Gahan Wilsons Ultimate Haunted House, only instead of 13 keys, you need 13 slices of bread to leave

[void kelp]

Just gonna have to figure it out

please react to it

[vagrant grail]

Il throw ya slice

It landed in a fruit punch, sorry

Before the ATF made us remove braces 😭

[sand wraith]

i see it now

all those cyrillic letters, are derived from greek ketters

[tiny dew]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Krezzin tips: Do not ever use Sublime Text!

Ugly ass thing broke my file

[sharp moss]

[coarse rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/pizza-tower-peppino-gif-27503546

[sharp moss]

https://bringatrailer.com/listing/2002-nissan-bnr34-skyline-gtr-m-spec-nur/

[coarse rapids]

yhea I know,the guy probably dumped the truck bc it was being tracked?

IDFK why you would dump a skyline

altho I would get a older one but regardless

[sharp moss]

Cause for some people cars are just a way to make money

[void kelp]

Hi

[lone tusk]

sup

[void kelp]

yup

[lone tusk]

yup

[rough patio]

Dummy cat

[lone tusk]

[candid cloud]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/509049633494794273/1086939584572702770/336400587_933335004526587_2198998866331027586_n.mov

[karmic bluff]

Literally me

[karmic bluff]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/957602521701031977/1065658035940360363/20221006_174036-1.gif

[rough patio]

American education is so bad bruhhh

[atomic lynx]

I literally malded in real life

[sharp moss]

Zoomerette genocide when?

[quick agate]

Restoration time

[high sail]

hai hai

[nocturne iron]

I hope that is satire

[rough patio]

Same

[nocturne iron]

I dont want to be part of a country where the general public is so poorly uneducated about the world its quite frankly embarrassing

[uneven zephyr]

This is obviously trolling lmao

Imagine woman making joke

[rough patio]

Idk Man there's some really stoopid people out there so i have no idea what's a troll and what's a joke

[uneven zephyr]

Well this was trolling, just from how she was presenting those "facts", the increasing level of absurdity, etc. A regularly structured satire

I've had a fiance from the States and I know the level of poor education and obliviousness about the rest of the world that often permeates their society. But the fact that a big chunk of them might know absolutely zero geography or history does not make them schizophrenic like this video assumes lmao.

[wise cosmos]

how do i fix this please help a homie out 😭

[coarse rapids]

Which mod are you playing

[wise cosmos]

expedition

base anomaly doesnt have this problem

[coarse rapids]

Go to the anomaly server bro

[wise cosmos]

oh dang

thx m8

[urban coral]

@sharp moss
Opinion on power armor?

[gray jetty]

I think I may have found the oscilloscope I need

[coarse rapids]

Whoooooo

[gray jetty]

It’s made to run and plot data to windows 95

But it’s 500mhz

Meaning I can even probe core 2 duo

[coarse rapids]

Devious

[gray jetty]

It likely needs to be calibrated

But for 200 bux it doesn’t even matter

[prisma zephyr]

Why do the dumbest people have to put themselves on social media

[sharp moss]

Why does it just have random air intakes everywhere?

[crude meteor]

damn bro you made this?

[sharp moss]

No it's just C&C concept art

[urban coral]

It's concept art from C&C4

[crude meteor]

ngl it looks quite epic

👺👺👺👺

[urban coral]

Indeed

[crude meteor]

power armor jumpscare

[sharp moss]

Battletech 👍

[urban coral]

TW3-era Zone Troopers

[sharp moss]

The pauldrons look so stupid 😭

I think they could technically classify as shot traps

[urban coral]

That's why the concept art looks different to the actual in-game Zone Troopers

[sharp moss]

Yea definitely a shot trap, instead of deflecting it redirects shots into your face lmao

10/10 engineering

[icy zodiac]

The entire valve library at a minuscule price

[pearl wraith]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1020386389336002580/1033914516666322974/US_History.mp4

the education system has failed

[urban coral]

How can people legit be this retarded?

[sharp moss]

@urban coral Here is a question to solve: Why are none of the popular power armour designs angled instead of being curvy?

[urban coral]

Here's one

[nocturne iron]

yo guys I found 35mi trail near me that goes along the old factory mills should I check it out while the brambles are still low to the ground?

[sharp moss]

Well the body is but the rest of it isn't

[urban coral]

Hmm... let's see your reaction to this

[sharp moss]

This dude pays people to be dumb though this doesn't count

[sharp moss]

Idk how he can see where he's shooting at but sure, unless the thing on top is some sort of a camera?

[sharp moss]

Also chainsaw grip 🥱

[urban coral]

Yeah, it is

[void kelp]

Forgor what server I’m on hehe Hewwo

[urban coral]

Also, yeah, that front grip basically acts as a pump-action grenade launcher

[urban coral]

It B wat it B

[nocturne iron]

This guy be a part of the Independence faction frfr

[sharp moss]

Sci fi universes be like "Yea why not?"

[nocturne iron]

mm tasty glass shards

im ignoring whatever it is that's going on there

[urban coral]

Fr

[sharp moss]

Baby-cry-autotune.mp4

[candid cloud]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/620576156613345310/1087015009772650547/drawbridge_go_ahead_you_can_make_it.mov

[urban coral]

Anything better than boob armor, though

[sharp moss]

There is a lot more wrong with this image then the boob armour

[urban coral]

Of course, it's sci-fi

[sharp moss]

More like Sci-no

I don't mind boob armour cause i like abs armour myself

[urban coral]

Okay

[sharp moss]

???

[urban coral]

Yes

[pearl wraith]

My children, it is education time
https://youtu.be/lBtvS5yhTA8

armor analyzed by a historian and swordplay instructor

[lone tusk]

[prisma zephyr]

Shad has some hilariously bad takes sometimes lol

[cinder crag]

but... boob?

[prisma zephyr]

I love it when you call me big poppa

[nocturne iron]

🔞

woah buddy it's Sunday

[lone tusk]

I have to go back to may uni tomorrow

[prisma zephyr]

Tell me that's not the biggie smalls of cats

[lone tusk]

I hate electric circuits

[lone tusk]

and i still got to work

[nocturne iron]

I prefer biggie cheese

that sucks sylky :(

[cinder crag]

go to church

[nocturne iron]

:[

[cinder crag]

claim religious affiliation and get the day off

[lone tusk]

i gonna make it

[lone tusk]

Good idea

[nocturne iron]

guys what can I do today

[lone tusk]

Gaming

[nocturne iron]

great idea I'll finish my 5th play through of clear sky

[lone tusk]

Based

[nocturne iron]

this time I'm getting every stash in the game

[cinder crag]

go to church

[nocturne iron]

... I already did...

[cinder crag]

good man

god is pleased with you

[nocturne iron]

thank you?

did you know pigeons produce a sort of 'milk' that they feed their hatchlings with?

don't believe me? look up pigeon milk

anyways what's the general opinion here on square monitors

[candid cloud]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/509049633494794273/1087052266718105691/Y2Mate.is_-_Bacon_Fighting_for_his_Life__shorts_memes_roblox_sigma_gigachad_trollface_robloxedits-n7bcdRj_4BE-720p-1654538190297.mp4

[nocturne iron]

wake up and meet your princess? and I get that beefcake of a man? sign me up

[cinder crag]

its not working why can't i click it i want to click it let me click it

[atomic lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-in-eric-andre-wanna-come-in-gif-13730108

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/sasuke-cringe-post-bro-you-just-posted-cringe-gif-15887848

[cinder crag]

sniper

future sharpshooter

she will be the one to assassinate putin

[rough patio]

@lone tusk

[lone tusk]

[lone tusk]

Great

[lone tusk]

https://youtu.be/ZNHe5fYc1Kc

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/glaggleland-glaggles-tunnel-stalker-stalker2-gif-22019998

[cinder crag]

glaggleland

[prisma zephyr]

This obsession isn't healthy

[lone tusk]

You're literally in the freedom, you don't know what healthy is

[cinder crag]

we should kill sylky

[lone tusk]

This man

That's a valid thing

[alpine shore]

just got here and I hate to be wildly off topic but does the limited edition pre order come with game code as well?

[prisma zephyr]

Based. Enemy of Freedom

[coarse rapids]

all PC versions come with a steam code,

unless you buy from GOG or Epic,youll just get the digital edition for whatever pack you bought

[alpine shore]

sorry should've elaborated, meant the limited collectors edition.

[void kelp]

Me when stalker 2

https://tenor.com/view/fujifilm-evolution-to-revolution-fuji-x-fujifilm-x-series-gif-23507209

this game ain't coming bro....

[coarse rapids]

all PC physical editions come with a steam code
Xbox editions come with a Xbox disc

[alpine shore]

gotcha. since i'm ordering off of the Game Legends site as its the only one I've found with the collectors editions still in stock, would my game code be region locked? the site seems to be German but I am located in the United States. just want to make sure my code would still work if/when I get it lol

nvm cant even ship to US lol

[frozen scaffold]

Have the radiation ticks and my brain cells dying ticks

[broken fossil]

Glory to Arstotzka

[high sail]

OMGGG

[void kelp]

what the benefits

of pre-buying stalker 2

Do I get to play the early version of the game or something whats the catch?

[coarse rapids]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1643320/STALKER_2_Heart_of_Chornobyl/

Steam

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2: Heart of Chornobyl

Chornobyl Exclusion Zone has changed dramatically after the second massive explosion in year 2006. Violent mutants, deadly anomalies, warring factions have made the Zone a very tough place to survive. Nevertheless, artifacts of unbelievable value attracted many people called S.T.A.L.K.E.R.s, who entered the Zone for their own risk striving to ma...

Price

$199.99

Release Date

December 2023

▶ Play video

[stray ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-jesse-pinkman-walter-white-drip-my-beloved-gif-24431210

[neon vale]

based and true

[nocturne iron]

imagine being part of Freedom, couldn't be me

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-nerdy-nerds-nerd-emoji-gif-25380417

[gray jetty]

Could be worse could be in duty

[void kelp]

but what is the benefit

[neon vale]

both are shit but sylky spitting facts rn

[void kelp]

what do I get

[coarse rapids]

its literally spelled out for you read

[nocturne iron]

you give GSC your home address

[gray jetty]

Like a skin or something

[ripe merlin]

Nikola Tesla's gift shop has some nice jokes

[gray jetty]

I forget

[prisma zephyr]

Sylky spitting neco arcs*

[void kelp]

I dodtn't carent

[coarse rapids]

then why ask

[void kelp]

causent i want to known

[coarse rapids]

then you care

[gray jetty]

I’d you can’t be bothered to read like 5 lines of text

[void kelp]

correct

[gray jetty]

Can you even be bothered to cut your own food

[coarse rapids]

then you can read

[gray jetty]

Or you need someone to do that for you too eh?

[void kelp]

incorrect

[void kelp]

yes

[neon vale]

also based

[gray jetty]

Damn bro

[coarse rapids]

its in that page,under the recent events tab

[gray jetty]

Then all I can say is

https://tenor.com/view/jc-denton-deus-ex-gif-22280125

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/cringe-gif-21330005

[void kelp]

alright I see it

[coarse rapids]

https://www.stalker2.com/preorder/digital
@void kelp compare all of the editions here if you cant scroll down a steam page

[void kelp]

thought there was going to be atleast a demo

[gray jetty]

This isn’t bf2042

[coarse rapids]

no demo

[gray jetty]

[void kelp]

no shit

[nocturne iron]

theres literally three demos. go play the stalker series

[gray jetty]

I only say that cus it very well could be worse

[prisma zephyr]

Now this is based

[neon vale]

[gray jetty]

Eh hardly

[gray jetty]

People when you pre order stalker 2^

[nocturne iron]

anyways before I finish my cursed drawing of the 100rads barmaid, what would the rules be in regards to fanart

[prisma zephyr]

Bewbies, lots of bewbies

[nocturne iron]

interesting

[void kelp]

IF BLACK IS A COLOR

THEN BLACK PEOPLE ARENT REALLY BLACK PEOPLE

ITS TECHNICALLY A FORM OF ART

[gray jetty]

Brother

[void kelp]

[nocturne iron]

you'd like my fantasy drawings then

[gray jetty]

I’m gonna need you to stop

[void kelp]

what did I do sir?

[gray jetty]

Or upper management will do it instead

[prisma zephyr]

Wise words from "I eat drywall" guy

[void kelp]

That sounds extremely nerdy please do not say that for the sake of cringe.

[nocturne iron]

thats what i was thinking ngl

[prisma zephyr]

Not even Freedom likes this anarchy

[gray jetty]

Are you just retarded?

[nocturne iron]

Anarchy is not Stupidity

[void kelp]

Yes

[gray jetty]

Explains it

[void kelp]

Well no shit it does.

[gray jetty]

Mans can’t read can’t understand basic sentences

Mans probably can’t tie his own shoes

[void kelp]

what is a basic sentence?

[void kelp]

i watched tutorials the struggle is real

https://tenor.com/view/god-of-war-kratos-baldur-gif-25625114

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-cringe-dies-of-cringe-gif-stalker-game-meme-gif-24274079

[gray jetty]

Sorry to hear

[neon vale]

this man lives for work
you dont expect him to make references to it?

[lone tusk]

Cope kid