💬┃en_offtop

[nocturne iron]

canada #1 in eugenics

[rough patio]

ok but leave gatorland alone

[nocturne iron]

as someone who lives in the US, nuke only Florida

[delicate willow]

No I like Florida

(I am the opposite of your brain because we are the same)

[nocturne iron]

yeah, you would, because of all the dangerous mutants

[lone tusk]

[nocturne iron]

if we are the same what am I thinking about

[delicate willow]

Maybe the dangerous mutants are the friends we made along the way

[lone tusk]

That's not very duty

[rough patio]

Imagine this shit driving up in front of a panzer 3

[nocturne iron]

Mars rover lookin ass

[lone tusk]

There's a ww2 game where you play with the poles

[lone tusk]

[old stone]

Irish and Polish way of solving energy crisis

[lone tusk]

Land of war

[rough patio]

also this

[delicate willow]

Imagine your bro pulls up in this shid

[rough patio]

this kinda looks like a bike and a tractor chassis breeding (dont hate me pls)

[nocturne iron]

I wish that was me frfr

[delicate willow]

Down bad just like me frfr

[nocturne iron]

oh are you ready to meet at the 100rads now?

[lone tusk]

I think the germans got one of those too isn't?

[rough patio]

yeah this is german

[lone tusk]

[rough patio]

fun fact: some of the bestselling car companies either were started by a fascist/nazist regime or was originally a war machine manufacturer

[lone tusk]

[delicate willow]

My fridge is made by a former Canadian arms company

[rough patio]

mitsubishi, BMW, Porsche, Mercedes, Renault, Fiat

[nocturne iron]

drinking game, take a shot everytime sylky reacts with that damn cat

[alpine forum]

if i could i would

[lone tusk]

[delicate willow]

I will die in 2 minutes

[lone tusk]

Drink

[nocturne iron]

Bet 🤘😎

[rough patio]

ima join too

[nocturne iron]

Hell yeah!

[lone tusk]

Drink

[nocturne iron]

It's a great time when you share a drink with fellow stalkers

[lone tusk]

[nocturne iron]

hold on, I don't have enough hard liquor I gotta go pick up some

[delicate willow]

@nocturne iron going to pick up liquor

[nocturne iron]

yeah its true

and I still get carded

[old stone]

https://youtu.be/Jx50X17l8Ic

[lone tusk]

[rough patio]

Fun fact: after ww1 Gdańsk (otherwise known as danzig) was a free city, meaning it wasnt under any country's influence. That was very bad for polish economy since the port was gigantic. So the polish goverment was like: YOU KNOW WHAT??? WHERE ARE GOING TO BUILD ANOTHER ONE!! RIGHT NEXT TO YOU!!

this is how Gdynia was created

[nocturne iron]

that's what Alberta CA used

[delicate willow]

@nocturne iron why

[nocturne iron]

what

[delicate willow]

Why don't you let me

[lone tusk]

Ha woman

[nocturne iron]

im not a girl and I'm not tan

[nocturne iron]

what should I slam down today lads?

[rough patio]

pancakes

[nocturne iron]

rum, vodka,

[delicate willow]

Meth

[nocturne iron]

already did that today

[lone tusk]

[nocturne iron]

it's St. Patricks day in the US which means we drink

[delicate willow]

Oh you like Stalker? Where's your anti rads

[rough patio]

vodka good

[nocturne iron]

my prescription anti depressants

[lone tusk]

[nocturne iron]

@delicate willow got any Cossaks vodka with you?

[atomic lynx]

Sorry, I like my liver being stable

[delicate willow]

I don't drink you know this

[lone tusk]

[nocturne iron]

@delicate willow lame dootyer

[shy narwhal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/551934751712477201/1085193976224686251/reaction-speech-bubble.gif

[delicate willow]

@nocturne iron

[lone tusk]

[nocturne iron]

you wanna date me or something? you're making a lot of moves on me

Im not gay dude

[delicate willow]

I am you bro

[nocturne iron]

bro

[delicate willow]

Remember

[nocturne iron]

no I have memory loss, remember?

[lone tusk]

You guys are Canadians?

[nocturne iron]

im not Canadian

[atomic lynx]

STOC lore gets deeper

[rough patio]

wth does STOC mean

[lone tusk]

This is what a Canadian would say

[lone tusk]

I dunno ask vasim

[nocturne iron]

Im a united States citizen

unfortunately

[rough patio]

no im scared to ping people

[lone tusk]

[candid cloud]

Stalker official community.

[nocturne iron]

wait what

are you a child

[lone tusk]

If someone do you dm the mod team 👍

[candid cloud]

How old are you?

[rough patio]

ofc brother

[bitter hearth]

this server's moderation is great?

[rough patio]

jesus christ are we on this again?

[bitter hearth]

i guess your new here

[candid cloud]

It's a lie.

[delicate willow]

why are you underage

get out of here Stalker

[rough patio]

im not underage

at least for discords policy

[lone tusk]

[bitter hearth]

they were joking as like you are new here, stay abit more and see the moderation for your self

auttaja was tho

sadly no more auttaja for us

just stupid wolf

playing clear sky all the time

[rough patio]

idk i love this server i see mostly nice people around

jerks are a minority (at least i hope so)

[bitter hearth]

yeah mostly, you didnt see the annoying ones, because there are alot here

[candid cloud]

Hello? Have you heard about me translating something?

[bitter hearth]

i think you will be the first victim death that died of translating

[nocturne iron]

wish there was a voice chat but that would cause so many problems

[bitter hearth]

there was

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/trollface-scout-tf2-gif-24397206

[bitter hearth]

but got removed cuz, well you know what happened

[nocturne iron]

it caused problems didn't it

[lone tusk]

[candid cloud]

He doesn't.

[bitter hearth]

i decided that i dont know too

[nocturne iron]

I literally don't know what happened lol I'm new blood

[candid cloud]

Quite a lot.

Unfortunately Idk what happened after 20th of February past year.

[bitter hearth]

the server got locked when the war started, then it got reopened and gsc done some updates to this server, changed channels names and pics, like in the meme channel it has the 🤨 emoji, cuz that emoji was used alot and it triggered gsc too wich was funny

[candid cloud]

🤨 is shit.

Change my mind.

[bitter hearth]

it annoys gsc

[nocturne iron]

oh

anyways, who wants to see my cat Smokey she's 17 years old

[bitter hearth]

send

[lone tusk]

Kitty kitty

[rough patio]

me, good sir!!!!!

[bitter hearth]

brb

[delicate willow]

You don't want your mind changed

[candid cloud]

Indeed.

[lone tusk]

@nocturne iron kitty when?

[lone tusk]

Beautiful kitty 10/10

[nocturne iron]

she's very tiny

[lone tusk]

I see

[nocturne iron]

only 3kg

[lone tusk]

Fluffy kitty

[nocturne iron]

my other cat is around 6.8kg

[rough patio]

8/10

[lone tusk]

Fat kitty

11/10

[nocturne iron]

no the other is a large breed

[candid cloud]

It's not a fat kitty, you are fat.

[lone tusk]

No, you're fat

[candid cloud]

Proof?

[lone tusk]

[rough patio]

both of you are skinny people

[candid cloud]

I'm literally skinnier than Sylky.

[lone tusk]

We can see the weight of your texts
1mb per letter

[candid cloud]

Weight of your letters is 1tb.

Each.

[lone tusk]

1kb

[nocturne iron]

oh shoot sorry I didn't mean to send shrancey

[delicate willow]

1 PB

[lone tusk]

Hummmm

[candid cloud]

1 porn byte.

[lone tusk]

Bird

[nocturne iron]

they are friends

oh shoot my PDA is dying bros

[lone tusk]

Cya fren

[rough patio]

cya

[alpine forum]

cya

[nocturne iron]

anyways

I feel like creating some cursed drawings, any suggestions?

feel free to save Shroltorb btw, he is free for all

[lone tusk]

[lone tusk]

Sidorovich shrek

[nocturne iron]

before or after I draw the 100rads bar.. maid

[lone tusk]

[rough patio]

polish shrek

[lone tusk]

@candid cloud

[candid cloud]

Me throwing bricks at boykisser, nice.

Appreciated.

[teal oracle]

HOLY

[candid cloud]

@urban coral , no more "send dudes"???

[candid cloud]

4K video cut-scene.

[tiny dew]

https://tenor.com/view/come-on-embarrassed-oh-pissed-jim-carrey-gif-15693177

[bitter hearth]

[bitter hearth]

love jim

[teal oracle]

Bro
I woke up last night and moved my leg
My cat was there
He broke into my room to hang out with me

:)

[next portal]

Nice

[nocturne rock]

Heya

[atomic lynx]

https://twitter.com/PAYDAYGame/status/1636831501751910401?t=1S5iAbt6IMWzJ02uHNH5ew&s=19

PAYDAY (@PAYDAYGame)

Heisters, it is with great sadness that we are reached by the news of Lance Reddick’s passing. A celebrated and talented actor spanning films, tv and games, Lance Reddick reprised his role as Charon as part of our partnership with Lionsgate and John Wick.

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Twitter · Mar 17, 2023, 8:46 PM

[tiny dew]

No joke?

Cats have this habit

Sleeping in your legs

[teal oracle]

yeah
But he never goes upstairs

[tiny dew]

I had cats doing the same

Every time I went to bed, they come and sleep on my legs

Smart fellers

[lone tusk]

@slender wagon my mercenary wife, she is ugly but was the only one that i pass the speech checks

Time to have 18273 childrens

[vernal loom]

Boy

[void kelp]

average catholic

[lone tusk]

Time to create a new religion to divorce

[teal oracle]

w rizz

[lone tusk]

I got one game recommendation for ya

Search for cursed crusade

Cool hack n slash

[teal oracle]

aye

[lone tusk]

👍

[teal oracle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/895418577195241522/1085886306921480253/rapidsave.com_vmayhh3cuyna1.gif

[lone tusk]

[high sail]

@whole fractal @vernal loom

[void kelp]

i cant even read that ngl

[high sail]

youre just blind

[void kelp]

lol yeah its pretty legible and good handwriting as far as it goes

[high sail]

eh, im gonna redo it tommorow probably, im very sleepy rn

[lone tusk]

Whathell waifu, you stole the glock blueprints?

I think waifu is a fed

[high sail]

no LOL

lmaooooo

[lone tusk]

Waifu will gonna report us to the irs

Pay your taxes friends

[lone tusk]

It's pretty

You even draw the boy kisser furry with a cowboy hat

[void kelp]

waifu is a glowie

[void kelp]

Probably from my hair covering my eyes all the time.

[high sail]

its not the best drawing ever, but i consider it pretty decent

[lone tusk]

It's pretty good

[void kelp]

Also why are you drawing cock 19

[lone tusk]

I never would draw something like that

[void kelp]

or 18 idk

[lone tusk]

Glock 19 is cool

[high sail]

its a 19, compact
18c is full size with a full auto switch on the slide

[lone tusk]

you know too much about guns

[high sail]

i play airsoft and i really like guns

[lone tusk]

Waifu is a combine agent

[void kelp]

He's not he like sex. He is poser.

sex bad

[lone tusk]

Probably one of the pre builds

[void kelp]

I guess they call it half life 2 beta for a reason( because waifu femboy now laugh)

[lone tusk]

[high sail]

[high sail]

thanks<3
i try my best

[bitter hearth]

i dont know why but when i saw this i got that feeling that i saw this exact text but said by another person

or im trippin

[lone tusk]

@urban coral my brother nogand is ready to die for gondor

[void kelp]

you are tripping

[high sail]

I feel sad that i dont have more colored pencils tbh

[void kelp]

Why not just do digital?

[lone tusk]

You will have, you will have

[bitter hearth]

everyone has paint

[high sail]

I preffer to do manual

[bitter hearth]

leme go draw DK real quick

[high sail]

Get these hands dirty y'know

[lone tusk]

You need a digital table

[shy narwhal]

Goodnighty

[lone tusk]

Is the same thing as do manually

[high sail]

Good night!

[urban coral]

Fr fr

[lone tusk]

Gn

[bitter hearth]

gn

[urban coral]

Ngl bro, I'd still love to get some Rangers

[high sail]

Yeah
But i preffer using pencils

[shy narwhal]

[lone tusk]

you will do digitally

That's a order

[shy narwhal]

[high sail]

Tbf i could prolly try and get into digital drawings

[lone tusk]

[shy narwhal]

[lone tusk]

If learn how to draw furrys and stuff you will be rich

And I'm serious with this

[void kelp]

Actually maybe not I'm scared you'll draw furry porn

[high sail]

Yeah LOL

[lone tusk]

Do it fren

Be rich

[high sail]

Hentai

[lone tusk]

[shy narwhal]

[lone tusk]

Kuro is happy

[high sail]

I know someone who does onlyfans content, brings in money which is good

[void kelp]

I know someone who does meth(in minecraft)

[lone tusk]

You don't need to do this if you don't want you can already be rich by drawing anime characters

[lone tusk]

[high sail]

Yeah
I dont see myself doing OF content

[lone tusk]

Drawing anime characters is easy

Look this tutorial

[lone tusk]

@high sail

[high sail]

Im not really amazing at drawing characters, but im gonna try

[void kelp]

Real

[high sail]

I have a boykisser furry meme in mind i wanna do

[lone tusk]

Waifu will have infinite power

[high sail]

Burenyuuu

[bitter hearth]

holdon yall

[lone tusk]

Jian jann jann

[bitter hearth]

watch this coming in a min

[bitter hearth]

spot the diffrence

[void kelp]

I can’t

[bitter hearth]

its because its good

[lone tusk]

Man..... @slender wagon @urban coral i made a alliance with a noble family to give the hand of my brother in marriage

But look what happened

[bitter hearth]

what?

[lone tusk]

Bc of the bastard children mod she is already pregnant with god knows who, ans she stats are the worsts, i doomed my brother

[bitter hearth]

ah

what game is that, looks abit like fallout for some reason

[lone tusk]

She got no generosity
Cruel
And impulsive

My brother will not live long

[lone tusk]

M&b 2

[bitter hearth]

m&b 2?

[lone tusk]

Mount and blade

I gonna take her to my party so at least she will not cheat my brother

[bitter hearth]

if she does fight her

i will go see how this game plays like, im bored

[lone tusk]

@bitter hearth she got 101 point in riding

At least my brother will have fun

[bitter hearth]

lmfao

he surely will

[lone tusk]

[bitter hearth]

@lone tusk oooooh i remembered this game

[lone tusk]

[bitter hearth]

dude its awsome, i love games like these

[lone tusk]

Yeah

But warband is better

But warband got no controller support

So i play bannerlord

She will have the masked gondor armor

[old stone]

https://twitter.com/RainhoeVT/status/1636318212005478402/photo/1

Rainhoe 👺 (@RainhoeVT)

These are MAGS, not CLIPS.

🎨@/banefury_ #RainhArt

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Twitter · Mar 16, 2023, 10:47 AM

[void kelp]

Why is there spongebob sex in the background

[old stone]

Along with the selfcest image

[teal oracle]

what the

[old stone]

She's also Dutch if that matters.

[teal oracle]

Kill

[void kelp]

🤮

Guys stalker reference irl

[lone tusk]

Now that's fake, it's just the belle delphine bath water

[cinder crag]

[gray jetty]

Tritium isn’t very dangerous

[void kelp]

Can I drink it?

[gray jetty]

No

It emits beta particles

But you would have to drink a fair amount of it

Before you would die

[void kelp]

It emits dark and gritty

[gray jetty]

Yes

[bitter hearth]

HALF LIFE!

[gray jetty]

Yes

It has a half life of 15 years

[void kelp]

What about a quarter-life

[gray jetty]

So we’re taking a tour right now

And unfortunately

My brother his uh not all there in the head so taking him places can be some what of a liability

And he just got lost some how

[void kelp]

skill issue

[gray jetty]

Yup

He won’t take his phone with him anywhere so

Literally

We just have to start looking

[void kelp]

Wait how do you even get lost in a tour? Isn't the entire point of a tour so you don't get lost?

[gray jetty]

As I said

He’s not all there

[void kelp]

You mean he's stupid?

[gray jetty]

Nah he’s severally mentally impaired

Like he will likely never work a day in his life unfortunately

[void kelp]

Seems you are impaired as well.

[gray jetty]

Yah

[void kelp]

"Severally"

[gray jetty]

Yah idk

It’s hard to explain

[bitter hearth]

wish it gets better for him man

[gray jetty]

It sucks cus growing up he was my buddy

Then one day he just wasn’t there anymore

[bitter hearth]

i feels man

[gray jetty]

Had lots of friends etc

Now though……

[bitter hearth]

thats sad, wish it gets better for him

[gray jetty]

They keep saying that have been for 6 years now almost

But nothing has changed

[bitter hearth]

all we have to do is hope

[void kelp]

What happened? Did he like get injured or a concussion or something?

[gray jetty]

We don’t know

They say it’s extreme ocd

But

[void kelp]

I thought that was more something you were born with

[gray jetty]

Me too but

I can promise you he wasn’t always like this

[bitter hearth]

i have a friend too, he went crazy one day, 5 years, and hes still like that, we went traveling one day in the desert, then he got lost we later after 4 hours found him miles in the empty desert in a hole screaming, and since that day we couldnt even talk to him

[void kelp]

I feel like he must've fell or something but no one was there

[gray jetty]

We will likely never know

[bitter hearth]

the sad thing is, his "friends" arent even visiting him anymore, all he does is stay in a house laying on the bed or trying to have fun with his family

[gray jetty]

I feel that natural repairs will never help him and it would require some more extreme rehab but my parents aren’t interested in that

So likely it will never change

[bitter hearth]

i really hope it gets better for them, but we know the reality, at least we can make their life abit better

[void kelp]

Kind of weird

[bitter hearth]

it is very, we still dont know what he did or saw

he cant talk, all he does is make noises

[void kelp]

Putting this on my list of reasons to not leave the house

[bitter hearth]

you should leave the house, just be careful

fear makes us survive longer, but extreme fear isnt good

[bitter hearth]

discussing banana prices

[void kelp]

My idea of careful is too careful because people tell me that I shouldn't walk around in a hazmat suit. Despite the fact it's probably a good idea considering I get air quality warnings almost everyday.

[bitter hearth]

you live once, being too careful isnt that good

[gray jetty]

Sabaton intensifies

[bitter hearth]

you have to balance it, dont be a complete stupid idiot and dont be a scardy person that doesnt do anything other than being safe

i learned how to balance it, but the ppl around me arent

[void kelp]

Past 2 years of my life have consisted of just being relocated from living place to place across country and even other countries every like 3 months. (half-life 2 reference)

[bitter hearth]

i do double check everything, i check alot of stuff actualy but just to avoid accidents

[void kelp]

This is why I have no friends.

And post neco arc on the internet.

[bitter hearth]

i have 1 only friend irl

weve been friends for 7 years now

[bitter hearth]

you got us, and you will make friends eventually

life is long

[void kelp]

Well I have one "friend" too.

But that's it.

[bitter hearth]

i have other "friends" but i label them as ppl i know or ive known who were good, i dont friend someone on the first day we meet or after some time, i dont friend my classmates too

[void kelp]

Kind of hard to maintain but they also move around quite often.

[void kelp]

Oh Im online

[bitter hearth]

like my past class mates, i do hangout with em sometimes but i dont consider them my friends, even tho they look like my friends you know ?

[gray jetty]

Sleepy joes house!!!

[void kelp]

I've been there

That always feels weird looking at pictures of places you've been

Like the exact area

[void kelp]

I honestly hated a lot of washington dc not because it looks bad or anything just because large buildings make me have a stroke when I'm near them.

I hate it.

Like standing next to them makes my brain go all weird and think that I'm falling

[bitter hearth]

bruh

[gray jetty]

I can’t relate

[void kelp]

Why did youtube remove picture in picture

[tiny dew]

https://midnightsociety.com/deadrop

Hahahahah

The next AAA fps

...What else to say besides... LUL....

[tiny dew]

@lone tusk How do I interpret this

[tiny dew]

Video was uploaded 9 hours ago

WHY?!....

You-crap me-tube

[lone tusk]

Those mf need to stop with those made up genres

"The new free-to-play first-person Vertical Extraction Shooter "

[old stone]

Games on phone

[lone tusk]

Vertical extraction shooter

Wtf is this

[void kelp]

Which one is that native american?

[void kelp]

Gay ngl

[gray jetty]

They paved the way for us to conduct the only live nuclear test in history

[void kelp]

What are you trying to say homosexuals can't do that your homophobic damn bro get screenshotted posting this on twitter and extending it into 583 paragraphs.

[gray jetty]

I don’t have Twitter

[void kelp]

Neither do I

[bitter hearth]

i dont too

[tiny dew]

Youtube and Google can kill themself

What an absolute dogshit of a platform this turned into

[gray jetty]

Come on brother don’t be so negative

[tiny dew]

First it asks you to give your phone number, then the video refuses to upload

Call that pure filth

[void kelp]

Doesn't happen on old accounts I can still upload

[gray jetty]

Never felt compelled to upload anything

[void kelp]

I don't either. My old account I'm talking about was a black ops 3 glitch account

[gray jetty]

I’d upload videos of my a fronts to god

[void kelp]

Had the exaggerated epileptic seizure causing intro and no copyright dubstep and everything.

[gray jetty]

A classic

[void kelp]

I was also called Cereptic at the time. Under the nickname of patrick by all my ps friends because I'd fake my voice at the time.

[tiny dew]

They can suck it

[void kelp]

And I also modded accounts and sold them for 10$ psn codes

[tiny dew]

I am moving to Dailymotion

Deleting the hell out of this horsecrap

https://tenor.com/view/bryan-cranston-walter-white-fear-emotion-emotionless-gif-26168725

[void kelp]

No it was very well deserved.

[void kelp]

I used to use that website to watch old counter strike gameplay in school when I was bored.

[tiny dew]

Google can turn around and lick its own ass for all I care, right?

https://tenor.com/view/impractical-jokers-sal-joe-gif-5540333

[void kelp]

i love google

"don't be evil"

i get the vibe of what people say about exodus now

bro can we spam here now

Im not spamming Im spreading an important message

[vernal loom]

the

HE is still running for ~~dictator ~~president

[old stone]

This is why 🏴‍☠️sites have agency.

[void kelp]

i dont get it

Deer + Car

I had to cut out the ending unfortunately

yeah you can hit a deer driving

Idk why it's funny it just made me lmao when I first saw it

you think hitting a deer is funny?

[vernal loom]

That's not a valid ballot

[pearl wraith]

I'd vote against my will

[void kelp]

could make a political joke but i will refrain

[feral fable]

hi

https://tenor.com/view/nut-cum-jizz-horny-dick-gif-21213004

[feral fable]

ukraine isn't real bruh

nor is russia it's just lies made up by jew biden to get reelected

[void kelp]

I guess

I think its more how quickly the situation plays out and how obscure it is to have these two beloved characters in such an oddly specific situation.

all good im just being belligerent

[feral fable]

I will kick your ass and viktorns too

[void kelp]

Kinky ngl

[feral fable]

shut up

[void kelp]

good convo

[sharp fog]

stalker anime with cute girls as protagonists when

[neon vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/535859970445672459/1086474502256463994/IMG_0657.jpg

[void kelp]

How to piss off #🤨┃stalker_memes 101

[sharp fog]

Sidorovich hug pillow when

https://tenor.com/view/otherside-picnic-urasekai-picnic-sorawo-kamikoshi-toriko-nishina-urapi-gif-25767133

[high sail]

The?

[old stone]

https://clips.twitch.tv/PlainHealthyWebJebaited-tg663yqTLtG7asVh

[lusty onyx]

[old stone]

I was the one that asked her that question. I thought she sounded French.

She turned out to be Italian.

[rigid dome]

Same thing

[woeful gorge]

helow

[runic glacier]

What the hell just happened

[whole fractal]

👍

[high sail]

Thanks ♥️

[merry meadow]

True, the only real country is Israel

Because it "is real"

[rough patio]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-i-fucking-get-you-gif-24264380

[merry meadow]

yeah and america was made up by brits to launder money

[tiny dew]

Are you by chance ukrainian?

[tiny dew]

All because Haoman 17

[merry meadow]

girls aren't canon

In the Zone

[sharp fog]

https://tenor.com/view/no-girls-allowed-pillow-fort-gif-5701283

[cinder crag]

i would vote

[merry meadow]

literally stalker

[rough patio]

how do i stop my friend from calling big things "humongous donkies"

[lusty onyx]

You don't.

[merry meadow]

literally me

[sharp fog]

just let him live until he reaches double digit age

[merry meadow]

triple*

[merry meadow]

LET HIM HAVE FUN

[rough patio]

ok

i mean its not even annoying tbh

[granite tangle]

gentlemen

i need ideas for a s.t.a.l.k.e.r themed username

[rough patio]

maybe use a name of an badly known npc

thats what i did

[old stone]

https://twitter.com/stone_toss/status/1636982193930092544

Stonetoss Comics (@stone_toss)

homie ain't lyin

Likes

249

Twitter · Mar 18, 2023, 6:45 AM

[shy narwhal]

Guys

I can't see anything

Goddamn opthalmologist put the funny liquid in my eyes

I can't see

Help

I am blind

@coarse rapids @lone tusk send help

[crimson moat]

you van type

you can see

how are you typing then

[shy narwhal]

I see everything blurry

[crimson moat]

then you'll need to wait

[rough patio]

you gettin dem glasses?

[shy narwhal]

Eye surgery

In a week or so

[rough patio]

why eye surgery

[shy narwhal]

For work

[rough patio]

surger your eye then👍

[coarse rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-vanish-cat-gif-23555257

good luck bro

[candid cloud]

My hand is gone.

[teal oracle]

Morning

[runic glacier]

hi lar

[old stone]

Such blade cannot stop the mace.

[candid cloud]

My killer angel, iirc.

[lone tusk]

Noooooo

[whole fractal]

Hello, chat

[coarse rapids]

hey how are ya

[teal oracle]

Wat

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/skull-gif-7989382

[still ore]

Probably the best thing I've ever seen you post in here.

[slender wagon]

ok guys

after 18 hours of yakuza 0 straight i have to say

Its deffo one of the top 10 best games ive ever played

[still ore]

Yakuza 0 is great.

[shy narwhal]

You're a skill issue

[teal oracle]

damn

[shy narwhal]

Cope

[teal oracle]

anyway
new for honor update sucks

[shy narwhal]

For Honor itself sucks

[teal oracle]

they nerfed the size of warden's ass bro :(

the dodge attack changes were bad enough but this

[slender wagon]

Oh wow social justice warriors censoring warden now?

[teal oracle]

no its for the male version too :(

[slender wagon]

Damn

[teal oracle]

THIS IS A TRAGEDY BEYOND WORDS

[slender wagon]

I guess thats what happens when you are french and ubisoft studio

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/agony-gif-23084585

[still ore]

When did ubisoft start making vacuums?

[void kelp]

Yeah, mordhau way better

[slender wagon]

totally different games bro but for honor could have been a goldmine

but ubisoft did ubisoft things as always

[sharp moss]

That will be -60 FPS please

[coarse rapids]

you are really going to notice when youre riding a F1 car in a race

[void kelp]

You all ever wonder why there is something rather than nothing?

[shy narwhal]

Nvidia giving solutions to problems that never existed

[lone tusk]

Stalker ray tracing when?

[shy narwhal]

It will unironically have raytracing

No one is gonna use it

[lone tusk]

i never really cared enough to graphics

1280x720 still is the best resolution

[sharp moss]

Man im gonna miss the time where devs actually tried to put effort into their product

Nowadays it's cut content to sell as DLC, 0 optimization just tell the customers to "get better hardware bro" and all around laziness

[shy narwhal]

I can assure you there's a lot of effort behind S2

[sharp moss]

You haven't seen the leaks have you?

[shy narwhal]

Have you?

Those leaks are outdated and not finished stuff

[void kelp]

Mfw I try to start existential crisis in chat and fail becausd nvidia arguing is more interesting

[sharp moss]

Yes and what little has remained of my soul has died when i saw them

[vital remnant]

lich, never thought that project zomboid would be so stressful

[coarse rapids]

F1 developers doing everything in their power to avoid improving the game's netcode and online component problems

[still ore]

[shy narwhal]

What I've seen is only people getting more hyped and buying S2

[nocturne iron]

good

[void kelp]

MKS OK CMDLSODJDOASJXMNOOOOOOOOOO

Save sspgkeofjnollabop

[nocturne iron]

he should save himself

[slender wagon]

Im taking bets, I bet disrespect game will be ass

[sharp moss]

Yea that's great, "people" also shill for the saddest of cashgrabs now, so their opinion doesn't really matter now does it?

[nocturne iron]

opinions only matter when they're good

[still ore]

Some ppl can't be pleased

Point proved

[shy narwhal]

Well, i can say that you are the first one that i see being disappointed

[slender wagon]

I bought 6 ultimate editions after leaks

[shy narwhal]

Eh, that's normal, you can never please everyone, no matter what

[coarse rapids]

I have been translating leaks and looked at a pretty good chunk of them and they only give me good stuff to say

[void kelp]

Im going to sleep I'm becoming more braindead by the minute

[lone tusk]

6 ? Not a real fan

[sharp moss]

Happened for CoH3 before you ask. The game looks like a straight up alpha version, with missing descriptions for units, recycled assets and all sorts of missing features that should have been in the game from the get go.
Doesn't matter tho drones shill for it anyways
It'S FuN sTOP beiNG sO nEgatiVe

[slender wagon]

Ill buy another

[nocturne iron]

sleep well, don't let the bloodsuckers get ya

[lone tusk]

You need to buy 60 and them make a 10/10 review

[slender wagon]

Easy gonna do it now

[shy narwhal]

Do you know the difference between S2 and CoH 3?

CoH 3 was in early access, and it's released

While what you saw in S2 were leaks of outdated and unfinished work, while S2 is still not released.

Kind of a shitty comparison

Not a comparison in the first place

[still ore]

The .00001% of what I saw

[slender wagon]

After i finish yakuza i buy 30 more ultimate S2

Ill send 15 to Sylky

If anybody wants let me know

[lone tusk]

CoH is basically bannerlord

[lone tusk]

[lone tusk]

Unfinished

[slender wagon]

Anomaly 2 shapes up to be great

[lone tusk]

🤢

Jezz

My coworker found a problem on my data

That mf gonna put in doubt my whole work

I will destroy brazil

[coarse rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/677854582554230795/1083750263040516187/anomaly.gif

[sharp moss]

There really is nothing like watching something you love and cherish be murder raped into the dirt

[wise helm]

A guy sent me screenshots of a bunch of stuff from the archive.
Some of the file names have 2023 in them.

I'm not gonna lie. I didn't download it or looked into it myself.

[lone tusk]

Here?

[wise helm]

Some there and some in a local channel.

[lone tusk]

[still ore]

[wise helm]

I can't remember the name of a person who posted it there. It was deleted almost instantly.

and he was banned I suppose.

[lone tusk]

oh the ru, ue channels

[wise helm]

or she

[lone tusk]

I don't go there

[wise helm]

I don't check the ru chats.

I was only in the ukrainian chats a bunch of times.

Asked some things.

[coarse rapids]

stuff gets constantly posted on other servers

[still ore]

That's why servers exist so ppl can post stuff

I think I've spent too much time in offtopic. I'm talking to much.

[shy narwhal]

Once again that is unfinished work

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153801114091521/1086334423152214147/speed-1.gif

[chrome dagger]

yup, some material is the same as in the 2011 leak and still references the original 2011 storyline so I wouldn't exactly trust everything there is even related to the content that will be in final game

[rough patio]

if im going to hear this song one more time im commiting die

[lone tusk]

[teal oracle]

hehehe

genius

[lone tusk]

[tall dove]

Hi there. Somebody play Arma 3? Is it worth to buy dlc for it or I can use free dlc?

[lone tusk]

Vasim play

@coarse rapids arma 3

[tall dove]

And once more question. Is it worth to buy Arma 2 or not?

[lusty onyx]

necoarc loaf posting pls

[lone tusk]

[lusty onyx]

ty

[coarse rapids]

you can use the DLC free,the only thing will happen is some advertisements will be shown

they are annoying but irrelevant

[nocturne rock]

Does anyone have build stalker maps (from OLR maybe)?

[void kelp]

I DONT CARE ANYMORE

What

JUST RELEASE STALKER 2 PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[high sail]

Hai hai guys

[void kelp]

Yooo

THE GRAPHICS GIVE ME A HARD ON ERECTION

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-thug-shaker-gif-25322183

[void kelp]

So I have a idea.

Since Stalker 2 is a Ukrainian based company, im going to go send hitmen on the Russians medaling with them just so I can play it now.

[lone tusk]

That's was not fun bro

[teal oracle]

common russian L

[regal heron]

no need, they will probably get mobilized

[teal oracle]

hehehe

[tall dove]

Ok. Thanks

Do you play Arma 2 or do you play only Arma 3?

[coarse rapids]

I own every Arma but only play 3 with friends

[tall dove]

Is it worth to buy Arma 2?

[coarse rapids]

Dunno

[high sail]

Woah

[cinder crag]

[cinder crag]

i dont think its active anymore idk

old ass game

[lone tusk]

[lament zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/parksandrec-oops-forget-gif-20131429

[high sail]

Scp secret laboratory

[lone tusk]

Theres a neco arc mod for this

[atomic lynx]

Im not even surprised

[lone tusk]

https://youtu.be/Mwn4cUiNPSg

[high sail]

Guh

Isnt there a cute boy mod

[lone tusk]

No

Just necos

[cinder crag]

https://tenor.com/view/birds-bird-nightnight-goodnight-blanket-gif-4581099

[gray jetty]

Pog

[lone tusk]

[atomic lynx]

I have a bad joke, yall ready?

[gray jetty]

It’s the original studio prop

From the 60s

[cinder crag]

where

[gray jetty]

Dc

[cinder crag]

don't

[atomic lynx]

too bad im gonna anyways

What do you call a cringed C-Consciousness

[cinder crag]

cringe consciousness

[atomic lynx]

C-ringed

[cinder crag]

c ringed?

that doesn't even make sense

you came up with this in the shower or something didn't you

[cinder crag]

i want to go to dc

[atomic lynx]

I came up while studying and I kid you not I was giggling like an idiot

I admit it is bad

[regal heron]

common ringed

[lone tusk]

that escalated quickly

[lone tusk]

Man's

[cinder crag]

me

[still ore]

Sup Sylky, Tampico.

[cinder crag]

forrest

[dense star]

eww discord stickers

[lone tusk]

Sup forrest 👍

[vernal loom]

Yes

[lone tusk]

It's a Simulation

[high sail]

Sad😔

[high sail]

Me ngl

[teal oracle]

Gross

[pearl wraith]

do NOT tell the server when you are having an erection

[high sail]

@.everyone fishing rod is hard now :3

[lone tusk]

@pearl wraith

[high sail]

@.everyone im gonna polish my fishing rod now:3333
See You later

[lone tusk]

[high sail]

[pearl wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/grinding-wheel-seachoice-grinding-abrasives-gif-18722558

me rn

[old stone]

That means you shine briefly and then fade.

[pearl wraith]

????

[old stone]

You were referencing the sparks, yes?

[lone tusk]

He is made of stell

[pearl wraith]

no I'm talking about the angle grinder

no one cares about the sparks lmao

[old stone]

"Stell"
My sword is made from high carbon spring stell.

[pearl wraith]

Didn't ask but ok

[lone tusk]

I was about to say that i care but I'm really need some food

[old stone]

🍔

[cyan canopy]

feliz sabbado

[lone tusk]

Feliz sábado

[rough patio]

Good evening

[old stone]

Is that what people are calling it these days?

[rough patio]

Polish fishing rod

It says kyrwa everytime you catch something

[pearl wraith]

I'll take 3

[lone tusk]

Sup

I need food

I'm starving

[rough patio]

What you sipin on

[lone tusk]

Bad

Need food

Coworker fvcked up my job

Need food

[rough patio]

Go for a large a$$ Sandwich from one of your food trucks

[lone tusk]

It's locked

[rough patio]

Shit now im hungry too

[lone tusk]

They only open at night

Fooooood

[old stone]

https://twitter.com/GiruteaCafe/status/1636504504844828672

Girutea (@GiruteaCafe)

Say cheese 🧀!

#lilyartkins

Likes

1071

Retweets

123

Twitter · Mar 16, 2023, 11:07 PM

[rough patio]

Take this. It aint food but it will make you feel better

[lone tusk]

[old stone]

Ozelov is with Freedom faction.

[rough patio]

No

[lone tusk]

Traitor

Die

[rough patio]

Wdym

[lone tusk]

Neco is dutyer

[rough patio]

Rate this crib

[atomic lynx]

I just ate food(leftovers) but you guys made me hungry again

[old stone]

What's in it? The building itself looks decent.

[teal oracle]

https://media.tenor.com/y7JAj-qrgW4AAAAC/dead-cat.gif

[lone tusk]

7/10 no dungeon to slave teenagers invaders

[atomic lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-one-eyebrow-raised-rock-staring-the-rock-gif-22113367

[lone tusk]

You guys don't have a secret dungeon in your house to slave your enemies?

[rough patio]

We use it for storage but it has an empty uhhh forgot the word

The last floor

The thing

[old stone]

Attic?

[rough patio]

Yes

[atomic lynx]

Basement

[rough patio]

I fought of maybe using the attic as a base of some kind when summer rolls again

A stalker like base

[pearl wraith]

quick, the women are offline again

time for another cat posting session

[atomic lynx]

I hope this doesn't devolve to Neco Arc posting

[high sail]

I do
And another girl i know too

[rough patio]

He be smooth with it

[rough patio]

Uhhhhhhh

Somebody detonated a nuke

Help

[earnest escarp]

Look directly at it

[cinder ivy]

👋

[earnest escarp]

it'll give you superpowers

[coarse rapids]

the price for playing LoL

the punishment

[pearl wraith]

cmon I know for a fact that you guys have more cat memes

[cinder crag]

i cant contribute to the posts

[pearl wraith]

join in

[cinder crag]

nothing is uploading

i have a ton

[quick agate]

Im back

[cinder crag]

gay ass internet

[quick agate]

Epilepsy time

[cinder crag]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1079495452958924820/1084996577854242979/3dgifmaker21714.gif

[teal oracle]

so many kitties

infinite joy

[atomic lynx]

Today I made the realization that Stalker Mobile exists

[cinder crag]

i love this guy

[atomic lynx]

💀

[pearl wraith]

BRUH

1984

[cinder crag]

can i finally upload yet

there we go

[regal heron]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-spilling-milk-milk-spilling-gif-25553835

[frozen scaffold]

My duck