💬┃en_offtop

[candid cloud]

There's a woman called Atheadax which posts Skid everyday.

[heavy lark]

If the leaks are anything like the half life leaks I'll be happy

[chrome dagger]

You know what GSC? Throw in a Strelok bodypillow and I'll buy the ultimate edition

[tiny dew]

Woman turned out to be shemale!!!!!

[tiny dew]

How about underwear with Strelok's face

[heavy lark]

[candid cloud]

In the end she'll be she/female.

[slender wagon]

''yes boris after we go for fish hunting in frozen lake blin we hack GSC and get our friend unbanned yes? get fur coat Boris its cold outside''

[valid jay]

half life leaks are nothing compared to SoC and OL leaks

[chrome dagger]

sounds like a deal, I'm in

[slender wagon]

''Boris we hacked GSC, we are spies now, we blackmail yes? it always worked in the past Blin''

[tiny dew]

We have faced blackmail, acts of aggression, hacks, attempts to hurt players and fans,

GODDAMN
Anyone here was threatened?!

[slender wagon]

meanwhile GTA 6 gameplay got leaked and code and Rockstar lmfao

bro relax

[lusty onyx]

your mom was threatened

anyways

[coarse rapids]

@sharp moss bruh got my ass beat not posting that

[tiny dew]

You mean yours I met at the strip club yesterday?

[coarse rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-vanish-cat-gif-23555257

[chrome dagger]

"What if we snuggled in the STALKER 2 bed"

[tiny dew]

https://tenor.com/view/youknow-you-gif-19056787

[heavy lark]

Stalker 2 has modding support or not. If not someone is just going to port stalker 2 stuff on anomaly most likely

[lavish kelp]

Facts

[slender wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/stalcraft-снюс-minecraft-gif-19986730

^ russian hackers blackmail video

[lavish kelp]

Quite possibly

[sharp moss]

Why aren't you talking in game at all xd

[coarse rapids]

theres a chat

[lavish kelp]

OMG exbo is trying to take down gsc as the TRUE stalker game makers

[sharp moss]

I thought you made me play against a bot cause you weren't saying anything ngl

[coarse rapids]

my game was at 1280:720 and I couldnt change anything in the options
forgot it was like thta

[coarse rapids]

wdym
I am a bot

I play as bad as one

[slender wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/stalcraft-sc-gif-23475988

^Russian hacker patrol waiting for GSC meet

[sharp moss]

We were both bad but then again neither of us have played COH 1 in a while

I lost units cause i didn't even notice they were dying

[coarse rapids]

as soon as you rolled on heavy armour I threw

[slender wagon]

Do you guys remember when CD Project got hacked and full release of codeCB2077 got sold because they didnt give a f*ck? lmfao

[coarse rapids]

bc I got the V1 and not the panther

[sharp moss]

That was epic, because i didn't know what that noise was

[urban coral]

Can't wait for the leaks, my dudes

[coarse rapids]

bro you just rolled the tank oput of the way ahaha

[slender wagon]

I know the leaks already, Stalker is part of Warhammer and and ancient WH40K history

[urban coral]

True

[slender wagon]

Skiff's grand grand grand x 10 kid will become space marine

[sharp moss]

The V1 nearly killed my paras so i thought you were aiming for them

[urban coral]

We all know Scar is the Emperor of Mankind

[coarse rapids]

nha man I was aiming at the heavy

[urban coral]

Wait, this channel doesn't need an increased slowmode

[coarse rapids]

so I could roll on anti infantry

[urban coral]

#⭐┃nospoilers_general does

[sharp moss]

Anyways when you have the time install CoH 2 so we can play more 😄

As allies next time

[coarse rapids]

remove slowdown here

yhea

I will

I was actually good with the Wherchmat in CoH2

dont know if I am rn tho

[urban coral]

Alright

!slowmode 5s

What's Wolf's command?

[chrome dagger]

[sharp moss]

Some things never change in CoH, like paras being OP

[lavish kelp]

Stalker Leaks are gonna be : Freedom is now canonically bloodsucker fuckers

[lusty onyx]

[lavish kelp]

2. Duty is actually shit

3. Loners are bettter

4.Clear sky is in fact dead and Sin is not a faction

[urban coral]

Truth

[urban coral]

Except this, that's actually Bandit dialogue

[chrome dagger]

Loners are GOATed

[lavish kelp]

Bandits 😔

[urban coral]

Bandits

[lavish kelp]

Facts

[gray jetty]

Afternoon lads

It’s lunch time

[urban coral]

Welcome to the Madness

[bitter hearth]

@gray jettyjack run

[urban coral]

At least we're safe in #💬┃en_offtop

[bitter hearth]

its not a nice time to be online run

[gray jetty]

Bruh why you telling me to leave I just got here smh

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/madness-combat-itsa-latiospoon-hank-tricky-gif-21423933

[lavish kelp]

Got the Stalker Npc names

[chrome dagger]

yup

[bitter hearth]

then go read, if you want to

[gray jetty]

What about the leak ?

I already knew about that

[urban coral]

Nah, GSC responded to it

[lament zealot]

Things off da goop in general chat until a mod started cracking down

[urban coral]

You already know how it went, so you don't have to read it

[lament zealot]

Some of these guys worry me

[alpine crescent]

You worry me

[lament zealot]

Dietz nuts

Lmfao

[lavish kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/waah-waa-sad-wah-waaah-gif-25875771

[gray jetty]

Yah I saw and I read it

[urban coral]

Aye

[sand wraith]

hmmm

[urban coral]

#⭐┃nospoilers_general went crazy, obviously

[sand wraith]

me crying because cannot speak russian, nor ukrainian

[urban coral]

And I almost got warned for doing nothing

[alpine crescent]

English 😄

[bitter hearth]

[sand wraith]

fair nuf

but still

[bitter hearth]

i saw that, some ppl here hate too much

[lavish kelp]

I think the leaks are just gonna be drafts or the 1st made models of certian things and some content that never got off of draft stage

[bitter hearth]

they need abit of kane in them

[alpine crescent]

no need to learn muscovian, it's a dying language

[lusty onyx]

skinny sidorovich

[urban coral]

It's outdated stuff, but it's more than nothing

[lavish kelp]

true

[lament zealot]

All I’m saying is that these leaks wouldn’t be as big of a deal as they are, if they had released devlogs with pictures and videos

[alpine crescent]

That's not all you're saying though

[urban coral]

Actions have consequences. Only fools refuse to look for the paths each lead toward

[lament zealot]

Yeah I was also saying siphoning money from your mortal enemy is a good idea

[cursive gazelle]

Honestly leaks that are stolen are never credible on the account they are 99% of the time early in-dev. Its like leaking what the next big brand wheels are going to be 10 years early. We ain't even there yet chief slow down, your 10 years early or in this case 10 years late.

[sharp nest]

dont eat goyslop (leaks)

[cursive gazelle]

But in terms of blackmail stuff. Thats f*cked.

[lusty onyx]

tbh im hoping to see skinny sidorovich

[lament zealot]

It’s gonna be like the GTA 6 leaks, all super early dev, nobody cares

Except those content bait game update YouTubers

[void kelp]

Calling GTA6 devs at 3 am

[cursive gazelle]

People did care and unfortunately its more about misleading folk to slander the development than anything else. Just low ball tiny pp moves

[sharp nest]

Get institutionalised please

[lusty onyx]

no

[alpine crescent]

russians appropriated the Stalker games as their own. This is what the cyber attacks are about. They believe to have ownership. So much of the russian press coverage on itial release of Stalker SoC was about how impressive it was for a game like that to be developed in the post-soviet states. Hardly ever attributing it rightfully to Ukraine because they wanted some of the credit for themselves. It's a long story.

[cursive gazelle]

Soviet-era history can be summed up as "Complicated, Scary, and a very long story"

[lament zealot]

It’s like making fun of a toddler for not being able to run, anyone with half a brain should go like “oh, that’s early dev stuff and clearly isn’t the full game”

[sharp nest]

then they throught that ukrainians are "brothers" so its theirs as well

[alpine crescent]

that's a part of that. The whole point of the "brotherly" language is to appropriate achievement.

[lament zealot]

At least so long as the leaks don’t show worryingly bad development practices

[alpine crescent]

manipulative at best

[lament zealot]

Erm… what the rule 8?

[urban coral]

Shush up, le Rule 8

[sharp nest]

russia is at least 50 years behind europe historically

[cursive gazelle]

Yea

[urban coral]

Just best to not talk about anything before something wacky happens

[bitter hearth]

something real wacky will happen

[alpine crescent]

no one's discussing politics

[sharp nest]

does history counts as politics

[cursive gazelle]

in this day and age, yes

[lament zealot]

Depends on the context, and if you put a person bias on it

[alpine crescent]

of course not. They just don't like reading things that make them uncomfortable.

[lament zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-thinking-reading-book-work-glasses-gif-10674954

[cursive gazelle]

People are already destroying statues. Wait until they start burning libraries and museums. Hey I wonder who that reminds me of :P

[cursive gazelle]

Aint any people who are alive today

[nocturne grove]

Lets make another 1000 year gap of history

[lament zealot]

Woah woah woah! As a US resident I must say you are getting into awfully… erm… “problematic” territory…!

[cursive gazelle]

Wasn't even talking about the US

[cursive gazelle]

This took place in Europe after WW1

[lament zealot]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[gray jetty]

Alright gamers I’m gonna need us to stop the discussion of this.

[nocturne grove]

I thought you were refering too the burning of the Alexandria library

[cursive gazelle]

Well that too same business but shall stop

[gray jetty]

Upper management demands so

[lament zealot]

Oh no! He received orders from GSC via his brain-chip! KILL HIM!!! Rraagaghhhh!!!

[alpine crescent]

woooah be careful. Talking about the burning of the Library of Alexandria is breaking rule 8 according to some people here

[bitter hearth]

rules here are broken, just dont talk about anything at this point

[nocturne grove]

[candid cloud]

Is cool down 15 seconds?

[bitter hearth]

sadly yeah

[lament zealot]

Yeah I think so

[candid cloud]

Oh, it's 10.

[alpine crescent]

Oh, I gtg. The CIA just paid me my NAFO check and I want to spend it on hookers and blow. later!

[lament zealot]

It’s 15 in main, 10 here iirc

[bitter hearth]

gsc tried trolling but failed

[vagrant parrot]

Ua offtop ≠ people

[nocturne grove]

Gods speed

[sharp nest]

the corporate can demand downsizing whenever they want

[sharp nest]

MOOODS

[candid cloud]

30 for the sru.

[sharp nest]

the great purge has begun

[gray jetty]

The second purge

[urban coral]

Ah, yes

The Third Disaster

[high sail]

Stalker official discord =/= people

[gray jetty]

Yah that’s true it’s not like I get payed

[sharp moss]

I prefer audio only

[gray jetty]

50 cents an hour would be nice smh

[sharp nest]

Cooldown increasing to 6 hours soon!

[next portal]

Ayo, got the sauce of the music?

[lament zealot]

Let’s gooo

[sharp moss]

• my is higher quality

[pure magnet]

Noooooo, i mean. LETS goooo

[urban coral]

Sorry, still don't know

[next portal]

Dang

[sharp moss]

So why are leaks getting nuked?

They're already out on the internet, it's over

[pure magnet]

Because they are leaks obviously

[sharp nest]

Just read entire chat for past day

[gray jetty]

Post any more leaks and it’s 7 day mute

[next portal]

Time to perform another research

[lament zealot]

Those were leaks???

[gray jetty]

Sorry brother

[lament zealot]

Damn, couldn’t tell

[sharp nest]

A week-long vacation to a rehabilitation facility*

[lament zealot]

Thought they were SFM mockups for a moment

Or hyper-modded screenshots

[sharp nest]

dont spoil the gameplay for me!!

[lament zealot]

Not that that’s a bad thing, but if you randomly showed me it and told me “this is the leaked content!” I would have doubts

“Aight homie, are you just pulling my leg orr…?”

[gray jetty]

We have only seen like 20 seconds

[sharp nest]

GSC game world probably hired a cybersecurity analyst by now

[lament zealot]

Cuz it’s not like a makarov being held against a field with trees is exactly mind blowing

[nocturne grove]

Imagine spending the time to ransom game developers

[sharp nest]

Thats it.... the game is rvined...

[nocturne grove]

Got em some white hats

[gray jetty]

We have only seen like 20 seconds of real gameplay

Officially

[lament zealot]

I dunno, I wouldn’t call it real gamely imo

[gray jetty]

I don’t count the first trailer

[void kelp]

Balsl

[gray jetty]

That’s not gameplay

[lament zealot]

More like “carefully selected simulated recordings”

[sharp nest]

I can just get graphics mods on openxray cop and call it stalker 2 gameplay

[lament zealot]

I won’t really believe any of the marketing until the game releases, or until we get footage like this

https://youtube.com/shorts/4pYkcD53AQA?feature=share

[patent burrow]

That was satire

[gray jetty]

Yah I’d believe it

[sharp nest]

Guys the number of server members is only increasing...

[prisma zephyr]

Leaks = more hype

[patent burrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043294131839057972/1063501726377840670/gulp.gif

[gray jetty]

I’m not hyped

[lament zealot]

I’m only intrigued because they were SO hush-hush with their development

[high sail]

imagine the leak also reveals a strelly x skif romance path

[gray jetty]

My hype burnt out some time ago

[lusty onyx]

[lament zealot]

As you may recall, I have been asking for legit content for quite some time now

[next portal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/994968966705447063/1082176165256626186/39d9aacc67c91cf663de07879c75d218.png

[bitter hearth]

sup edillion

[lusty onyx]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/925824987905024033/990281338940690442/971493088503689367.gif

[lament zealot]

This leak, despite being unethically sourced, IS legit content even if it is probably outdated stuff

[next portal]

Same

Heck I Lost the other ones

[urban coral]

Same

[candid cloud]

I'm gonna steal it.

[high sail]

mr headband

[urban coral]

https://tenor.com/view/mgs2-solid-snake-metal-gear-solid2-metal-gear-solid-mgs-gif-27578347

[patent burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/big-snoopa-gif-18474914

Uh oh

Embed fail

[high sail]

L

[urban coral]

Ayo mean

[candid cloud]

Gun with infinite ammo be like:

[next portal]

https://youtu.be/XVmqWMi_-fM

[urban coral]

I'm so sorry to see you've got an embed failure, dude

[high sail]

uh huh

[urban coral]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-mgs-finger-guns-gun-ocelot-gif-18131105

[cursive gazelle]

my fav meme of that is where he uses his "hand"gun like a machine gun XD

[urban coral]

Aye, it's awesome

[cursive gazelle]

muzzleflash and all

[urban coral]

Honestly best part of the game

[void kelp]

I want this

[cursive gazelle]

Metal Gear being awesome as usual

[next portal]

Handcannon B lyke

[gray jetty]

[cursive gazelle]

Ah yes. The Watchlist registry

[candid cloud]

SFM?

[void kelp]

I’m probably not on one… yet

[pale hatch]

I got a question, 👋
Is it true that some players are getting like threats or being blackmailed?

[cursive gazelle]

Oh I know I'm on an American Watchlist despite the fact I'm Canadian

[next portal]

A friend got a PS3 to play the whole franchise, wonder how its gonna be when he gets to 4

[cursive gazelle]

I googled stuff about the CIA's controversies on google

Immediate watchlist

[candid cloud]

I really want to buy PS3 for the MGS franchise 😔

[next portal]

He's aware things will be wackier

[candid cloud]

My PC can't run the emulator normally, unfortunately.

[next portal]

Dead Space

[next portal]

Even a good PC can crash emulating MGS4

[gray jetty]

I’ve said I hate communists in many much more colorful ways enough times that I’m sure the government has me on a list

[candid cloud]

And the app is?

[next portal]

That thing is no joke

[void kelp]

Gary Webb's "suicide"

[next portal]

No clue I took it from the internet

[candid cloud]

Yeah, I remember hearing it from one YouTuber.

[cursive gazelle]

Waiting for Wendigoons XD

[next portal]

[void kelp]

It’s coming soon

[candid cloud]

Well, it looks like the SFM app, due to the background and the usage of center.

[void kelp]

[cursive gazelle]

Oh yeah easily. My man's been calling out everyone

[urban coral]

For what, exactly? I assume you're talking about the S.T.2 leak instead?

[cursive gazelle]

Shame the world we live in. Ah well. Back to watching ATV stuff

[twin fjord]

What could they even blackmail regular users with, publicizing my server history? Kek go ahead

Don't worry about it

[sharp moss]

Get blackmailed
Have issue
Say "idc"
Have no issue

[lusty onyx]

shrimple solution

[twin fjord]

"I'll show the Internet where you live"
Ok pizza party this Thursday you bring beer I'll order pies who gives a-

Oh thanks autocorrect I almost got in trouble

[high sail]

my server history:

[sharp moss]

V12 Supra time

[lone tusk]

Something with cheese

[twin fjord]

So brave

[lone tusk]

You're a boy kisser certified

[high sail]

controller scalp?

[high sail]

very real and a fact

[next portal]

[lone tusk]

[lusty onyx]

thanks this brings back memories

[candid cloud]

Rebel is about to say: What the f...

[high sail]

good or bad ones

[lusty onyx]

very bad ones

[bitter hearth]

same

[lusty onyx]

or good because u getting muted was kinda funny

[next portal]

What foolish behaviour is this

[high sail]

incredible really

[coarse rapids]

@sharp moss

[high sail]

neco arc scalp

[hexed yew]

Reminds me of the GTA 6 leak tbh, except the kid was blackmailing R*/T2 for money or they will leak the source code which the hacker ofc didnt have

[lone tusk]

[sharp moss]

Goes for the Supra too tbh

Only Nissan makes good cars nowadays somehow

The GTR has been getting new editions and trims for like a decade now

[high sail]

very yummy
i take bite😋

[lone tusk]

Don't eat necos

[high sail]

you wont stop me

[lone tusk]

I can't, but neco can

[lusty onyx]

necoloaf when?

[lone tusk]

[sharp moss]

Man i want a new rotary to exist

[sharp moss]

Imagine at least 600 hp with under 1200 kilos stock

[bitter hearth]

i hate neco posting

makes me anoyed, im gonna go cya later everyone, have a great time

[prisma zephyr]

Neco posting in the official STALKER discord.

God has abandoned us

[high sail]

bai bai

[high sail]

then lets go back to cute boys and femboys posting

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/bfv-reload-gewehr-m95-reload-rifle-gif-21505559

[lone tusk]

Bannerlord topics when?

[high sail]

no cute boys in that
lame

[lone tusk]

[candid cloud]

NFS:HP (2010/R) topics when?

[lone tusk]

I like the first hot pursuit

[lone tusk]

[lusty onyx]

i can hear this gif

[sharp moss]

Never because we only talk about HP2 around these parts

[candid cloud]

Because why?

[sharp moss]

https://youtu.be/nGeXD3ztGA4?t=270
Cause it's better

[lone tusk]

And burnout paradise when?

[sharp moss]

HP 2010 might have been good if it didn't have the stupid drift on rails mechanic

It just looks so silly and belongs in something you would play on an arcade, not a computer/console game

[ripe merlin]

Does anyone know how to draw elbows

[lone tusk]

I remember that game with like ultra hd graphics

I have a nostalgic memory i guess

[sharp moss]

HP2?

[lone tusk]

Yep

[sharp moss]

Well at the time it probably did look very good

[lone tusk]

Theres probably mods there to enhance the graphics

[sharp moss]

I just play it vanilla and honestly the game still has that comfy feeling you got from back in the day

[lone tusk]

I will give a try them when my internet comes back

[sharp moss]

The AI is a bit of a pushover even on biggest difficulty but the police on the other hand makes it up with all the rubberbanding and annoyance you can think of

[teal oracle]

You draw poldrons instead

[earnest escarp]

exactly

[sharp moss]

It's especially apparent on courses like tropical sunset and palm city island where you got a lot of corners to go around and thus you got a lot of low speed sections to go through

[lone tusk]

Heyy its the pursuer

[teal oracle]

Drawing armor is based

[void kelp]

Balllll

[high sail]

Dat dem hood rulez

[lone tusk]

[urban coral]

@valid jay

[teal oracle]

UN observers

[urban coral]

Aye

[valid jay]

are you sure it's not EN translation making up stuff again?

[urban coral]

Not sure, but that'd be pretty weird if it is

GP37 got the same

[valid jay]

uhhh idk how to check

list of all cop dialogues would be helpful if it existed lmao

[next portal]

OICW when

[urban coral]

Exactly

I want OICW fr

[urban coral]

The original

[wooden wasp]

i love recent announcement, sound really honest, words spoken from heart and shit

[teal oracle]

Should I get Dwarf fortress?

[tiny dew]

You think?

[urban coral]

Probably get DRG

[tiny dew]

No, Pizza Tower

[teal oracle]

Already have that

[wooden wasp]

yes.

[tiny dew]

https://tenor.com/view/pizza-tower-peppino-breakdance-pizza-tower-gif-27562340

[teal oracle]

But dwarfs are better than Italians

[next portal]

If You have the patience to play it

[tiny dew]

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-neck-neck-fat-gif-12745626

[next portal]

The original is free anyways

I tried it for a couple of hours, it's alright but the UI is hell itself

[urban coral]

Get Vermintide 2 and play as Bardin

[neon vale]

steam version has much more QoL for people not wanting to spend hours breaking themselves into the game

[teal oracle]

Play Saltzspyre
For the hammer and the empire

[neon vale]

like mouse support to start

[teal oracle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/855805415270252544/1084517167921365072/FB_IMG_1678639428278.jpg

[neon vale]

10 second slowmode 🤢

[next portal]

"I Need More Hard Drive Space 2"

[neon vale]

what happened here to get 10 second slowmode

[urban coral]

https://tenor.com/view/vermintide-bardin-nod-gif-25545419

[next portal]

Game neat, though

[teal oracle]

Saltzpyre is best class

[urban coral]

Aye, wish I could play the game

[high sail]

ROCK AND STONE!

[urban coral]

Foot Knight and Ranger Veteran seem nice

[next portal]

I'm aware, also real graphics, much wowzers

[urban coral]

Well, he's got 4 classes. Which one?

[neon vale]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/918210519280803875/1073149822615421020/peppino_scream.gif

[teal oracle]

Witch hunter captain, who else?

[urban coral]

Kek

[neon vale]

or did nothing happen and admins decided to make us wait 💀

[urban coral]

[urban coral]

Yeah, basically

Literally nothing happened here

[valid jay]

What is this i don't remember this being a thing

[urban coral]

Call of Pripyat

[valid jay]

Am i forgetting again or is EN translation a mess

[urban coral]

Probably the first

[ripe merlin]

A what

[valid jay]

i mean i do have a problem of feeling like everything i know about the games is made up

amateur disdock exploration syndrom

[urban coral]

Sounds pretty oof, my dude

[valid jay]

[urban coral]

Play more vanilla

[valid jay]

idc about vanilla builds are my life

[urban coral]

I do want to see what CoP Jupiter dialogue has to mention when you've still haven't done anything in the area

There's also the matter of the Freedom/Duty discussions that happen in Yanov Station

[shy narwhal]

I heard you

[teal oracle]

I’m not wrong
Cry about it

[urban coral]

If you want fantasy Italians, get invested in Warhammer Fantasy lore

[lone tusk]

But Italians make good pizza 👍

[teal oracle]

What

[teal oracle]

Dwarfs make better beer

[lone tusk]

Germans make better beer

[teal oracle]

I hate the Germans

[lone tusk]

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935679296712888330/989131797294092318/E7E2D12D-4C89-4515-90C5-D9B21F69B02B-1.gif

[lone tusk]

So silly

[void kelp]

[lone tusk]

[spiral marten]

That's checkpoint in Jupiter?

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/ratio-ecologist-isaque-strelok-stalker-gif-23474821

[urban coral]

Aye, the one Jack and his Bandits use as a base

[valid jay]

jack

[urban coral]

It do B Jack

[valid jay]

wack jack

borderlands sounding ass

[lone tusk]

Man that thing is classic

[prisma zephyr]

I wish it was an actual game lol

[lone tusk]

You can try mini day z

The 1

The second game is pay to win sh!t

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/wow-dinosaur-gif-5708190

[high sail]

Neco arc simulator

[lone tusk]

[prisma zephyr]

Mini day z

[lone tusk]

yep

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-dont-care-didnt-ask-didnt-ask-i-didnt-ask-gif-25429803

silly cat

[lone tusk]

[gray jetty]

Disrespectful man smh

[void kelp]

i accidentally slept til 4 jesus

[cinder crag]

lazy guy

[full grail]

I want to say stuff

[void kelp]

Mk ultra

[cinder crag]

but you know you cant because you are redditor slime

[cinder crag]

true

they should make a Mortal Kombat game called ULTRA

i think that would be funny

[full grail]

Nah not that

[cinder crag]

yes that

go for a run, you're overweight

[small ice]

hello

[lone tusk]

Howdy

[small ice]

how are you?

[lone tusk]

Fine

And you?

[small ice]

not so fine

[lone tusk]

[small ice]

this day literally couldve been better in any way possible

[lone tusk]

I* know how it is

[lone tusk]

You died*

[teal oracle]

No the kitty :(

[lone tusk]

[urban coral]

@valid jay
What do you reckon would be Degtyarev's canonical loadout? (Yes, this is a stupid question)

Like, would it be the standard kit he enters Zaton with or would it be the Trenchcoat and the Vintar BC as seen in the art?

[regal heron]

uh, the one you spawn with?

[gray jetty]

Man

I hate my luck sometimes

I couldn’t finish any of the assemblies or kits to this machine

[high sail]

hai hai

[gray jetty]

But damn it I tried my hardest

Man I wish I could buy from Russia again more freely it’s been just devastating since the war

All the best stuff is beyond my reach

[valid jay]

something along standard stalker equipment, AK and a pistol, just like in the game
you need something fairly powerful that blends in with all the other people

remember he's doing an investigation and needs to question a wide variety of stalkers without anyone suspecting a thing

[lone tusk]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/973230/We_Who_Are_About_To_Die/
@slender wagon looks fun

Steam

We Who Are About To Die

IMPORTANT: This game is ACTUALLY different!Get ready to re-learn how to fight. This game features a physics based combat system with directional attacks. It'll take time to master! Don't worry, gladiators exist to be sacrificed. You control your character fully, at all times, based on complex inputs - you will never sit there while an animation ...

Price

$21.99

Recommendations

3538

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[slender wagon]

I played the demo Sylkman, did not like it

[lone tusk]

Imna go back to m&b them

The cheat mode instead open the console, just give me all trops and items from the game

[slender wagon]

after 4000 hours on mount and blade franchise, let me tell you: There is nothing even remotely close, dont search, save yourself

[lone tusk]

Theres so few weapons, i need more weapons mod

[slender wagon]

I await Shokuho mod

[lone tusk]

I just want a gladiator game like coliseum from ps2

[slender wagon]

I feel you, I am waiting for Viking Conquest mod or Shokuho one so i can reinstall BL

[lone tusk]

Maybe i should play coliseum

[slender wagon]

I am playing Dynasty Warriors because childhood nostalgia lately

[lone tusk]

You should try coliseum, is like gladiator the movie

You fight in the small arenas to make your way to rome

[slender wagon]

I dont like colosseum/rome era at all man

[lone tusk]

And you can create a rebellion

[slender wagon]

like the armors and shit are just eeeeeeeeeeeh

[lone tusk]

But i never finished the game bc theres a anti piracy that not allowed me to save the progress on my ps2

[lone tusk]

Gladiator armor are so cool

[slender wagon]

yeah bro i dont dig it at all

different tastes

[lone tusk]

Ok

[valid jay]

fruity is such a cool word

[regal heron]

indeed

[regal heron]

I NEED A MEDIC BAG

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/medic-gif-20570197

gets shot in the eye:

[ripe merlin]

But Maximilian armor is superior

[lone tusk]

[gray jetty]

Dead chat smh

[candid cloud]

I was about to eat this chat anyway.

[void kelp]

I have returned from the bog

[lone tusk]

[lone tusk]

Literally a npc dialogue

[lone tusk]

[void kelp]

During my journey in town I got a burrito and robbed the store of some kindling for my stove

[lone tusk]

@void kelp making his way the the bog

Man i miss blood and glory

[lone tusk]

+10 trade

+10 sneak

[void kelp]

I guess if stealing improves trade lol

i got this green fking wood thats a biotch to burn so Ive been borrowing the kindling logs from the store

[lone tusk]

Man i really don't like re4 remake demo

[lone tusk]

[void kelp]

I havent played a RE game as an adult I dont think, used to play the old ones back in the day with friends

i have no idea about the remakes, is there a remake for the first one

[lone tusk]

but you played 4

[void kelp]

first RE slayed when I was a tot, dont remember which other ones i played

[lone tusk]

Everybody played 4 even the normies

[void kelp]

I probably did i dont remember, i quit playing games mostly after HS until covid

[lone tusk]

the remake one do his own thing is cool but i don't like it

Is soo dynamic

I dunno i just don't like it at all

But the game is great

[full grail]

Anybody seen the VenusianRapper Drama?
Jesus... That was deep...

[urban coral]

No

[void kelp]

is that broken glass

[lone tusk]

Yeah

[karmic bluff]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/957602521701031977/1081676537063018586/speed-1.gif

[high sail]

Dammit FREEDOM You smoked all my JOINTS

[lone tusk]

[void kelp]

not sure what you're talking about https://media.giphy.com/media/ZlSvoOqJLlbMc/giphy.gif

weird why is it showing the link

[gray jetty]

I’m so close to getting some parts and trying this out

It would only cost like 60 bux

[lone tusk]

[tiny dew]

Worst game design: you have to enter a special area during certain time of the day, you clear 2 levels, waste 2 medkits and 4 other consumables, then some freak comes out of the corner, kills you AND YOU HAVE TO REDO EVERYTHING cause there is no manual saving

Modern gaming should die for once.

Take all kinds of control from the player....

[void kelp]

what game

[tiny dew]

I'm tryina not to uninstall Dying Light 2 currently

Hard to cope

[void kelp]

oh never played them

[cinder crag]

💀

you're funny

[bitter hearth]

no jesse

[old stone]

https://youtu.be/YCNs5hOoMD0

[tiny dew]

Goddamn this animation

I'm doing urbex here, at least that part of the game feels fun

Climbing stuff, explorin'

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/tony-soprano-panic-attack-the-sopranos-gif-26264917

stalker community after a female model gets leaked

[lone tusk]

Gabagol

[void kelp]

more leaked concept art

[rough quartz]

That is one wide boy

[lone tusk]

Sopranos tony goes to chernobyl to find the irish dude who stole his gabagol and told that his never got the athletic fit

[boreal forum]

Stalker: Road to Respect

[void kelp]

Tony would fit well in the zone

[cinder crag]

his gasmask is busted

[void kelp]

He's new

him and sid would probably get along or hate each other

[lone tusk]

Christofar some stalkers are messing up with my business, get some really awful guns and spoke them out in the swamps

[void kelp]

now i want this show or game to happen, combine my favorite universes

[lone tusk]

Woke up this morning got yourself a gun
Momma always you be the stalker one
One in a million you got the radiation to shine
Born under a bad sign with the mutant in your eyes

Woke up this morning
Got yourself a gun

[void kelp]

Need

[cinder crag]

schizo posting

[void kelp]

T

Why is the slowmode higher now

[cinder crag]

it isnt

[void kelp]

It was 0:05 before I swear

[cinder crag]

it is 💀

[void kelp]

@lone tusk did you do this?

[cinder crag]

bro what. why did they chang eit

[void kelp]

Because they hate us

[lone tusk]

Do what?

[cinder crag]

wait that picture was you? 💀

[void kelp]

the one i sent you?

[cinder crag]

i thought you found some schizo posts

[cinder crag]

yes

[void kelp]

yes that was me

[cinder crag]

💀

[void kelp]

If I saw this in someone's house I would call the mental hospital.

[void kelp]

me last night: Did i seriously watch femboy porn for 2 hours stragiht

[lone tusk]

[void kelp]

the AR15 was real btw

[lone tusk]

My schedule is fixed, imma go sleep 11pm today

No more non sleeper behavior

[lone tusk]

[void kelp]

prove it

[lone tusk]

[void kelp]

Is neco arc just depicted really small in this image or is this corn dog just comically large.

[void kelp]

Bro thinks she is

[urban coral]

Ayo a USP Jumper

[void kelp]

USP-S Orion

Minimal Wear

[urban coral]

Rocket Jumper pistol fr

[void kelp]

Why did youtube remove the picture in picture feature

[void kelp]

She^ lmfao

i dont play csgo bc im not a virgin

Sorry I tend to forget women actually exist

(They don't)

[urban coral]

Inb4 it's locked behind a paywall

[void kelp]

youtube is an ass tier company

[neon vale]

the what

[void kelp]

I only play csgo to practice other languages.

So english, Russian, Chinese?

Russian

All fun and games until 维尼熊 joins the server

Actually all fun and games until someone starts spamming a sketchy link like "csgo.cheatsrealxyz" and then they headshot the entire game in 30 seconds.

[gray jetty]

so im sitting here thinking

maybe i figured out the solution to my problems

Maybe the 5v power blaster is possible

[void kelp]

i need a solution to all my problems

[gray jetty]

the solution to all my problems is 60 amps over 5vs that i can plug into a motherboard

[void kelp]

9x19 to the brainstem

[gray jetty]

what ill do with all that power

idk

but ill never be limited by power again

i may however be limited by the traces in the pcb trying to melt

[void kelp]

Ok I need to learn english too

[gray jetty]

but

it will give me an excuse to use mechanical relays

and mechanical relays are fricken SICK!

[void kelp]

You sound like something a half life scientist would say in the start of the game for like 10 minutes "mechanical relays".

[gray jetty]

they make click noises

its awesome

hmmmm

i think

i have solutions to every problem i can think of being a problem

[gray jetty]

if i had no other choice i could put a 10ms delay timer in the pson wire that connects to main

so all of them should start up in sync

[void kelp]

Schizophrenia

[gray jetty]

look brother

im trying to solve the most pointless problem in human history

but im gonna solve it

i need more than 30amps over 5v

and god damn it idfc what i have to do to get it ill do what must be done

[pearl wraith]

hey can you dm me the image file?

asking for a friend

[cinder crag]

i dont doubt it is

you literally stated that you own an ar15 before

[void kelp]

@minor adder

[void kelp]

Win+Shift+S

[pearl wraith]

screen shot = less quality

[void kelp]

Brother 90% of the image is just pure white background. How much quality you need.

[pearl wraith]

quality.

[void kelp]

stfu groomer

[feral fable]

hi

[void kelp]

only thing I groom is myself

[feral fable]

shut up we all know you don't shower

[void kelp]

its true i dont have running water

[feral fable]

or shave or any of that

[void kelp]

also dont grow much facial hair even tho i am old

[feral fable]

https://tenor.com/view/maniac-laughing-laughing-hysterically-maniac-laugh-gif-20538400

[void kelp]

Yes get more mad at eachother.

[feral fable]

I love you @void kelp

I love you too @void kelp

friends :)))))

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/love-friendship-gif-9886159

No you're doing it wrong.

[feral fable]

we are friends :)))

best friends even

[neon vale]

i need more polish music

getting a bit stale

[void kelp]

is there music in poland

[neon vale]

polish music is good

better than japanese or german

[feral fable]

poland is real?

[neon vale]

not as good as finnish, hungarian, or russian music though

[feral fable]

english music best

[void kelp]

ok i am polish but those are big generalizations

[feral fable]

my proof? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34CZjsEI1yU

[neon vale]

wind rose is italian

[neon vale]

im speaking on average

[feral fable]

they're speaking english in the song it counts

[neon vale]

nah

[neon vale]

when i think english i think of like
tainted love or american pie

[feral fable]

fine then https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytWz0qVvBZ0

[feral fable]

which version of tainted love

[neon vale]

Soft cell

ive heard english music too much

[feral fable]

good song toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrzKT-dFUjE

[feral fable]

that's impossible

[neon vale]

https://open.spotify.com/track/0ly7dJkDxnQi7rf4LPimZY?si=7966533ed4ee430a

ill even take a mix of languages

i know sabaton and turisas put their languages into some of their songs

[feral fable]

I should wrestle a bear

[void kelp]

i should cut off my tongue

[feral fable]

beep boop

[cinder crag]

bepepr

[void kelp]

Should I watch the whale or play metro and pray my brain lets me fall asleep

[cinder crag]

just go to bed

[void kelp]

too early

[gray jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/brook-one-piece-smoking-fumando-brook-fumando-gif-24162151

idk what im even awake for

i got nothing to do

[void kelp]

evening time with nothing to do is the best time

[gray jetty]

im just sitting here with the vibes on at full blast

i need to make one final case mod for this build and probably replace the ghetto as hell fan controller i got in there and replace it with a floppy emulator

[tiny dew]

Jamming to?

[gray jetty]

motley crue

[tiny dew]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-alvin-nathaniel-joiner-xzibit-ridiculousness-happy-gif-17411203

[void kelp]

lol good music to vibe to

[gray jetty]

i need to take some more measurements tomorrow probably for board

the vrm needs cooling on it

or i will melt it

it already gets pretty toasty and im not even running full tilt yet

maybe it would also like it if i buffed its caps but idk

i payed good money for these 2200uf 10v caps

not trying to toss them out already

the things to think about at midnight after a 12 hour work day

[gray jetty]

it goes pretty hard

[tiny dew]

Its hazy in here in terms of vibz
https://soundcloud.com/hello_strange/akmuo-hazy-clouds

Cocaine music some say

[gray jetty]

hehe

[tiny dew]

https://tenor.com/view/lost-alexandria-helping-hand-love-death-and-robots-flying-i-the-space-gif-22022661

[gray jetty]

I need 4 of these https://www.ebay.com/itm/325511939767

but they only got 2

why god why

[void kelp]

was vibeing to the disco elysium soundtrack earlier in the truck crusing on a wintery springs coming day https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WtcWc2PNG0&list=OLAK5uy_n9enLNuLjWTn67qj2aXP6FuJbX239vQdI&index=7

[gray jetty]

i walked out the door at work today

and realized i got to see the sun

normally i never see the sun

[void kelp]

take that vitamin d

[gray jetty]

i clock in before the sun rises

and clock out after it sets

[void kelp]

actually take vitamin d lol its a real thing

[gray jetty]

i got insanely amazing news today though

i was informed i was officially on the roster

for the new job there hiring for

pays 80k a year and can pay even more if they life my work

big promotion

[void kelp]

nice congrats

[gray jetty]

mates like your like 20 you sure you really want this much stress in your life

YES

YES I DO

[void kelp]

im old and get stressed going to the grocery story

[gray jetty]

they mean the work will be hard and the expectations will be high

[void kelp]

lol doing this programming bootcamp that gets me a job finally growing up and getting a real job i guess

[tiny dew]

You'll regret it at a later point, trust me

[gray jetty]

the more impossible the task the more i want it

honestly im going on vacation next weekend

and honestly i don't even know i wanna go

there laying down my favorite tool at work

and im gonna miss out

everyone at work hates them

except me!

everyone tell me im a masochist and idk maybe there right

i got to the end of the day today

and was honestly bummed i had no work tomorrow

i couldn't finish what i was working on

idk tool like that how i worked for 16 hours that one time almost got me fired smh idk how i did it i just couldn't the pain anymore

[void kelp]

glhf, also, anyone here in the efp server?

[gray jetty]

nah brother

[void kelp]

it says im banned from there but i didn't do anything so idk maybe i got hacked

efp(epic fortnite porn)

is efp good

Epic femboy porn

i remember trying it back when it released but i didnt like mags redux so i uninstalled, now i wanna reinstall cuz 4.0 looks improved and i could get used to mags

ive been binging metros but miss stalker

idk, did you like exodus unironically?

thats the one I'm on, beat the first two and playing exodus on ranger hardcore or whatever

I like it pretty good so far, maybe not as much but I'm only at caspian

maybe i would've liked it if i played it b4 stalkr because stlkr made me too spoiled for games like exo

did you play the first two metro?

no, i know they're most true to their system of tight spaces and maybe that would be way more enjoyable then whatever open world bs exodus was to me

Hard to please ig

they're effing great, i think this series seems really thoughtful and well developed. may not like it quite as much as stalker but its up there for me

stalker also has its own weird charm from being old and jank

[void kelp]

jfc not being able to save is a bi

[shy narwhal]

Masochist

E. 464 electric locomotive

Hmmm yess....

[gray jetty]

yes perhaps i am one

[shy narwhal]

@lone tusk have this electric locomotive

I am going to find that conductor and ask him some questions

I am unironically going to Rome because i have a interview with Trenitalia, leader train company in Italy, so i can become a conductor

Plenty of Trenitalia employees to threaten with my questions

[gray jetty]

me when engineers

ive never met one that could answer some of my riveting questions tsk tsk

[shy narwhal]

FOUND THE CONDUCTOR

[gray jetty]

always nda this

and nda that

[shy narwhal]

Yeah, but do they have cool af uniforms?

[gray jetty]

i have a lanyard

it says applied materials on it

has a picture of me

uh

thats all i got

i need a custom applied materials Hawaiian shirt

[gray jetty]

idk im just excited

like

i might get a real office

like

that sounds awesome

!!!!!!!!!

ive always wanted an office

you know you've made it when you get an office

[crimson moat]

the office

[gray jetty]

i can put all my dead motherboards in it lol

[crimson moat]

love it when solar flares destroy your pc components

[gray jetty]

nah these all died in the line of duty

[crimson moat]

ah

[teal oracle]

Morning

[gray jetty]

some i overclocked to death

some just

they got the rotts

[crimson moat]

ah yes the oops

[gray jetty]

i hate the rotts

why its so damn hard to find a good nforce board

they all got the rotts

i just want one ONE! nforce590 sli motherboard

but thats a mighty tall order these days smh

if you can find one chances are its dead or dying

[crimson moat]

are those ryzen or intel or both?

[gray jetty]

old

back when nvidia made chipsets

[crimson moat]

oh shoot

[gray jetty]

if you wanted sli you needed nforce

[crimson moat]

right maybe thats why i never heard of em

[gray jetty]

they were a thing from like 2002 till 2009 or so

for in the year of our lord 2009 the greatest chipset and platform in all of history was granted to us

[crimson moat]

no wonder i never heard of em

[gray jetty]

the legendary x58 chipset

ive never had more fun overclocking anything than with x58

intel x58 and lga1366 are just so awesome

a mate hooked me up recently with a rampage extreme black edition

and holy shit i fucken love this board

with the box and everything like man

i could hardly believe it when he told me

[crimson moat]

damn

that is a biggie

[simple sage]

Koteł#3838 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[gray jetty]

it has tri channel memory

[crimson moat]

but its ddr3 right?

[gray jetty]

yes

its the only mainstream platform ever to have tri channel memory

[crimson moat]

yeah i never saw a tri channel

[gray jetty]

x58 was the last real BCLK oc board

[high sail]

Hi Lars

[gray jetty]

and it's so wonderfully complex to overclock

i feel like ive done an undergrads degree at this point in just how exactly x58 works and why you have to do x when y

[crimson moat]

some time ago i saw someone overclock pentium to its limits

[gray jetty]

pff

[crimson moat]

was it pentium?

[gray jetty]

lga 1366 xeons will do a 2ghz overclock on water cooling

[crimson moat]

idk i forgor but it was something older

[gray jetty]

cus fuck yah

back when you could boost cpu performance by 40 percent with out going sub zero

shit was wild

[crimson moat]

just cool it with nitrogen

[gray jetty]

high end silicon can do 5ghz on water with that socket

[crimson moat]

jesus

[gray jetty]

from a stock of 3ghz

[crimson moat]

i'm guessing temps are depended on the cpu

[gray jetty]

these cpus are weird

heat and voltage do not always correlate

[crimson moat]

hm

[gray jetty]

you need clock speed

on top of that

to get actual heat

but they can and will get hot

i had a mate telling me about how got a lga1366 socket to melt

[crimson moat]

prolly hit the 90°C

[gray jetty]

before the cpu let out the magic smoke

he had it pushing 1.95 volts on water

[crimson moat]

or more

[gray jetty]

the cpu was drawing over 500 watts

then the socket melted

[crimson moat]

what the hell thats alot

[gray jetty]

he was drawing 500 watts with out even going sub zero hehe

[crimson moat]

i would oc my pc but

[gray jetty]

if i buy a pc part

if it can't be oced

[crimson moat]

im too scared of breaking something

[gray jetty]

its instantly to the trash

overclocking's 70 percent of the fun of owning a computer

[crimson moat]

sure when i have the money to do it

[gray jetty]

once i finish my upgrade to my new 7950x3d

i will import my phase changer from germany

[crimson moat]

those are just cracked

[gray jetty]

mates been holding it for me

guys a real g

[crimson moat]

im guessing the x3d's can be oc'ed

[gray jetty]

no

well

sorta

[crimson moat]

ah

[gray jetty]

but im not gonna bother with it since nothing much to gain anyway

i don't really like ocing modern tech

[crimson moat]

well still its at its best

[gray jetty]

too expensive

and too little fun

zen 4 just don't oc

[crimson moat]

true true

[gray jetty]

like you got the 13900k over here hitting 9ghz

[crimson moat]

dont wanna oc my R7-3700X

[gray jetty]

highest on zen4 is 7

and when i can buy like 50 lga1366 xeons for 400 bux

why even bother tbh

[crimson moat]

thats alotta xeons

[gray jetty]

oh ik