💬┃en_offtop

[lone tusk]

That's doomer neco

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/purge-heresy-wh40k-warhammer-exterminatus-extremis-gif-13767113

[prisma zephyr]

Urgin for a purgin

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/gif-limão-berserk-gif-26134098

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/shit-destruction-online-game-play-gif-5444644

Don't make me start on redheads

[lone tusk]

Bee cpu jack

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/ginger-kid-god-gif-14013542

[gray jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-blush-dizzy-shy-nervous-gekkan-shoujo-nozaki-kun-gif-15711893

[void kelp]

"If she doesnt have DD tits, Blonde hair, 11/10 ass, $100k/yr, and a virgin, I dont want her"

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/gunda-marida-hair-flip-hair-sass-gif-5173162

[gray jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/zero-two-tagggg-gif-20388125

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/ed-freedom-gif-25022656

[gray jetty]

Literally me

[neon vale]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/556982793754771468/808661351563001926/image0-7.gif

perspective drawings are such a brain buster for me

@cinder crag tombsto e

[void kelp]

it sounds fake too

When I went on tour in EU we would just to Dutch talk radio to just laugh at their language lol

[bitter hearth]

yo i was just playing this mod

not the cat part

but the gun part

[neon vale]

just checked last.fm

real

[void kelp]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CpkmsBwjkGv/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y%3D lol this is how companies try to communicate to gen z

[cinder crag]

whar

[neon vale]

arizoner

[bitter hearth]

LIZARDS!

[lone tusk]

That's just too many information

[void kelp]

i feel bad for the kids that their brains need all that to concentrate

[lone tusk]

That's literally brainwash

[void kelp]

its a thing tho because they're raised with screens, a lot of videos for kids have multiple videos at once

from being raised with ipads

[shy narwhal]

Ew, Greenpeace

[lone tusk]

Nah, not much different from us the difference is that the youtube make kids 10x more braindead

[void kelp]

eh its getting worse tho thats what im saying

[bitter hearth]

mr beaaaaast!

[void kelp]

like little kids are raised on ipads at age 1 or whatever insane for your attention span

[bitter hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/mrbeast-ytpmv-rap-battle-squid-game-squid-game-vs-mrbeast-gif-25491394

[lone tusk]

A dude in brazil take a bath in Nutella and that's was considered a kid video

[shy narwhal]

Wtf

[shy narwhal]

The problems are not the kids

It's their parents

[lone tusk]

Search for "lucas neto banheira de nutella" on YouTube, it's a completely braindead stuff and kids love it

[shy narwhal]

The problem is not even technology

It's the parents

[void kelp]

Parents can’t grasp that concept

[lone tusk]

That's what i think too but kids will still find a away to see

It's the techno gen hell

[shy narwhal]

Actually no, if parents would care enough they would at least delay such things until a reasonable age

[void kelp]

I blame capitalism and lack of regulation too myself

[lone tusk]

school

[shy narwhal]

Until the kid is more grown up

[lone tusk]

I blame the sky

Bc the sky is too blue

It's their fault

[shy narwhal]

It's not something a state can fix lmao

How are you planning to do so?

[void kelp]

Lmfao bully this mf

oh god not going there right now

[lone tusk]

[shy narwhal]

You simply can't

[lone tusk]

Too late

[void kelp]

ok yeah system is good nevermind i was joking

Good boy :3

the things that happen in a system have nothing to do with the system

Consumerism is the issue

Consoomer

[shy narwhal]

Even if you put a verification age requirement that won't solve the issue, it will just break more privacy and it doesn't mean the kid won't use such thing

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/eye-roll-big-ed-annoyed-disgusted-rolling-eyes-gif-17532774

[shy narwhal]

The issue are the parents giving such devices

[bitter hearth]

the issue is that such devices got created

[void kelp]

if companies weren't rewarded to compete for attention spans and instead were rewarded to actually do good things we would have a different set of issues instead of children watching spiderman take a bath with minions

[lone tusk]

My little poney is the issue

World before mlp
Ww1 ww2 nam korea and more
Wolf after mlp
Tik tok,youtube, brazil with death ratio of country in war

Mlp is the problem

[shy narwhal]

You are using one right now

[bitter hearth]

im using it right

if you let me finish

ppl dont know how to use these stuff, some use it for evil

[void kelp]

eh you can smoke a cigarette and know it's not good for you, it's the fact that they get incentivized to do bad things is the issue

[shy narwhal]

Again that is not the issue, and movies usually have a age requirement, but again, up to the parents

[shy narwhal]

You used the worst example

[bitter hearth]

but yes the parent shouldnt give their child a phone, but he has to give him a phone too you feel me?

[void kelp]

ok

[bitter hearth]

if you let him grow too much then give him it he will still go the wrong way

thinking its right

[void kelp]

i have a kid who’s used his ipad since he was about 2 and he functions at/above level compared to other kids his age

[bitter hearth]

you have to give him a device at teen age and moderate him aswell

[void kelp]

im going to en_stalker

[bitter hearth]

teach him on the way

[lone tusk]

I didn't get a smartphone until i was 16.
I mean it was just a thing when i was 15 but anyway

[shy narwhal]

The issue is only giving them a device at a very young age

[bitter hearth]

i got a plank phone when i was 12, only thing you can do is literaly call or call or call or message

its a big tanky phone with a green screen

and black text

[shy narwhal]

My cousin is doing this stuff, his kids only watch a video or a movie only when it is really needed

He's a teacher, his wife is a teacher too

[bronze oxide]

I agree

[bitter hearth]

id do weekends only, and on my watch as well

week is for studying and working, weekend too but they get to watch vids or a movie

[lone tusk]

Oh yeah that's what kids play back in my time

[void kelp]

Me being a child on the internet in the mid 2010s ruined me lol 😔 🤟🏻

[bitter hearth]

damn i miss it

[shy narwhal]

Their kids only have like 6 years old, they still don't have a phone and such

[bitter hearth]

specialy the zombie mode

[shy narwhal]

And they go outside

[bitter hearth]

this is also important

sports

such as soccer, basketball or just bikes

[void kelp]

Bikes

do either of you actually have kids?

[bitter hearth]

back in our days we used sticks as guns and katanas and tall grass as enemies

[shy narwhal]

But again the only way to prevent such things are the parents, others are not at fault, a company is not able to know if a 7 years old is using YouTube with his mom's account

[bitter hearth]

we imagined a hill as a pirate ship, played hide and seek and a bunch of games

[shy narwhal]

I don't

[void kelp]

[prisma zephyr]

The good days

[void kelp]

i have 10 kids in my basement

[shy narwhal]

Hunting

Hiking

Mountaineering

[bitter hearth]

the good days

[bitter hearth]

you said you were gonna go to en_stalker

[void kelp]

I got groomed online

[lone tusk]

[void kelp]

no one chatting there 😦

[bitter hearth]

damn

[lone tusk]

50.000 people was groomed here now it's neco town

[prisma zephyr]

You need a fancy expensive toy from the store, I just need a stick and my imagination

[void kelp]

ima call the brazilian fbi

[bitter hearth]

i think my 4 cosins and little brother counts? as i take care of them more than the parrent

5 cosins sorry

[bitter hearth]

every one looked at me like i was the richest kid when i got a electric motor bike

or a metal small car

or a plastic bb gun

[shy narwhal]

Cheater

[bitter hearth]

but i still preffered the sticks anyway

[bitter hearth]

hey!, i had to study real hard to get that!

[shy narwhal]

Real bikes are for chads

[void kelp]

1986

[shy narwhal]

Actually using your legs is better

[void kelp]

Leg day

[bitter hearth]

i got it when i was 10, i had walked fair believe me, we lived up on a mountain

i had to walk it all down to go to school

its literaly so foggy up there you cant see 1 meter infront of you, they put up chains you have to follow to get down, sometimes its sunny tho

super cold, all the time

[void kelp]

classic in my "day i had to walk down a mountain to go to school"

[bitter hearth]

literaly

and i liked it actually, love the vew and forest

[void kelp]

sounds nice, i like mountains and forest i live in a forest now

[bitter hearth]

anyway, the electric bike broke

[void kelp]

I used to ride my bmx bike to school in the suburbs as a tot

[lone tusk]

Look this kuro they constructed a hydroelectric facility, so my state produces energy, but bc* the lake is 60% in another neighbor state, the electric bill evasion goes to them and we pay more bills to fix this and the people in the south pays less

I FVCKING LOVE BRAZIL

[bitter hearth]

we got back to using those wodden pallets with 3 weels and NO steering

[bitter shore]

is there estimated release date?

[void kelp]

it leaked, was not good

[lone tusk]

This year

👍

[shy narwhal]

Skill issue

[bitter hearth]

2 ppl ride it, one in the front as brakes, and one in the back to jump off if we were gonna crash, so he can report the sad death of the 1first person

[lone tusk]

[bitter shore]

In the end of?

[lone tusk]

Nda

[void kelp]

only jesus knows

[lone tusk]

[void kelp]

Prostate leakage

[lone tusk]

[shy narwhal]

Cease the horny

[bitter hearth]

ask_gsc:

[bitter shore]

i wanna try it out asap 😦

[void kelp]

just play anomaly it's the samething

[lone tusk]

Inside of us theres a little gsc telling us that stalker 2 is nda

[shy narwhal]

Drink this

[bitter shore]

is the game still alive?

[void kelp]

oh god im breaking this channel

What is that

[bitter hearth]

will i die?

[cinder crag]

kuro when are we going hiking

[void kelp]

was just kidding but yes it is but there are much better mods to play in the meantime before s2

[shy narwhal]

You will go to the bathroom multiple times, believe me, the chilli tacho is nothing

[lone tusk]

kuro hiking reveal when?

[void kelp]

My life is a hike

[bitter hearth]

ah laxitives, i got em but natural home made

[prisma zephyr]

Don't give yourself too much credit, offtopic is chaos most of the time

[bitter hearth]

id take a pic but my phone broke in half

[shy narwhal]

That one will cleanse your insides

[bitter shore]

gotcha

[lone tusk]

Not on my watch

[void kelp]

you have a greenleaf next to your name

[lone tusk]

🧱

[bitter hearth]

yeah i was sick last year

made it with herbs, its good

[lone tusk]

You killed him man stop

[prisma zephyr]

Whut

[bitter hearth]

but you cant leave the house for a whole day

[bitter shore]

is ryzen 5 3600 good? can u suggest?

[bitter hearth]

intense doo doo all the time, even if stomach empty

[bitter shore]

is it worth to upgrade it for s2?

[shy narwhal]

After monday, because in 3 days i will have a job interview

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/will-ferrell-fuck-shit-up-gif-19312345

[shy narwhal]

I am so goddamn anxious lmao

[bitter hearth]

dont be, it wont do you any good

[shy narwhal]

I will take both a motivational and technical interview

[lone tusk]

Man every time that someone post something on #🤨┃stalker_memes i got scared about what i gonna see

[shy narwhal]

I even have to go to Rome for that

[bitter hearth]

gnome ski or pink gamer?

[shy narwhal]

And wake up at 5 AM

Then take a train

[bitter hearth]

they both post bad stuff imo

[lone tusk]

Yeah

[shy narwhal]

Good thing is i can ask to conductors for tips

[bitter hearth]

literaly first tip is dont be anxious

[shy narwhal]

Since i am applying to Trenitalia so i can become a conductor, time to switch job

[bitter hearth]

i did that first intervew, they laughed at me

but i got the job anyway cuz they felt bad

[lone tusk]

One thing that you can say hiking and on sex
"Don't be anxious"

[shy narwhal]

I am stuDying and watching videos about those type of interviews

[bitter hearth]

one thing you can say when im near your home, or im inside your home

[void kelp]

i got snow in my slippers fk

[lone tusk]

One thing that you can say when the walls are talking

[bitter hearth]

my walls are talking

[cinder crag]

he is thinking about our hike together

[bitter hearth]

i didnt take my normal pills

[lone tusk]

Don't be anxious

[shy narwhal]

Also that is very competitive, even if i passed the 1st selection and the test

[lone tusk]

You can do it we trust you 👍

We can do impossible thing if we like that thing

[shy narwhal]

Lmfao I have to study STAR method and create answers for questions i can predict

[bitter hearth]

sheer godamn will

[prisma zephyr]

"The walls are in the trees, man"

[lone tusk]

To get my job i win a test against 3 computer engineers and my course is nothing a about programming i learned everything at my own, you can do it

[bitter hearth]

if they ask if you want water say yes, if they ask a hard question, drink slow and think then answer

my friend told me this^

[cinder crag]

scream at them at the top of your lungs to shut them up

[cinder crag]

i did you're right

[shy narwhal]

Yeah but that is different, it's a motivational and technical interview

[bitter hearth]

i did youre right?

[lone tusk]

Say their names too
"SHUT UP JESSICA THAT WAS 15 YEARS AGO"

[cinder crag]

what?

[shy narwhal]

They won't ask you questions about that

They will ask questions about you

[cinder crag]

are you illiterate

i did. you're right.

[bitter hearth]

oh now i get it, sorry my fungus is messing with my brain again

[cinder crag]

💀

bro what

[lone tusk]

Just say that if they don't let you in you will ban their sons out of the stalker server 👍

[shy narwhal]

Idk

[bitter hearth]

mf next time use the , so its easy to read

[lone tusk]

is not time for skill issue
Is time for overcome issue

[bitter hearth]

then demand a water cup

[cinder crag]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-smile-nerd-gif-11114694

[bitter hearth]

or get a water bottle with you

[shy narwhal]

I guess one of my best bets and to break the ice will be to talk with the conductors i will meet during my train ride to Rome

Since it's the same company

[lone tusk]

That's a good one

Talk about stuff you like

[cinder crag]

so anyways if we're talking about work, my hours have been cut by eight

[shy narwhal]

Eh, it's way more complicated than you think

[cinder crag]

and its company wide so everyone is cut

[lone tusk]

[cinder crag]

im gonna find a new job

[lone tusk]

How about a new job find you ?

[shy narwhal]

You basically have to create a story, recovering an experience of your life/work and trying to implement it like you would be in that job

[cinder crag]

you have my address

[bitter hearth]

finde women

[lone tusk]

Stop race against the clock and let him come to you

[bitter hearth]

get rekt

[cinder crag]

you cant even talk in vc without muting yourself 💀

[lone tusk]

This looks like forced

[bitter hearth]

unrelated, also skill issue

[shy narwhal]

@lone tusk

[cinder crag]

when have you last interacted with another human outside

[bitter hearth]

an hour ago

[lone tusk]

That's looks good

[bitter hearth]

well 55 mins

[cinder crag]

were you with your mother

[shy narwhal]

Yeah but try applying it to this question

"Tell me about one of your failures"

[lone tusk]

On my interview i literally just stand there and show that i did some stuff with the Twitter api

[bitter hearth]

no i was with yours, my mom was there too it was cool

[lone tusk]

You ban too much people

[cinder crag]

true true

[lone tusk]

[shy narwhal]

I had some job interviews

[cinder crag]

i interviewed you

[shy narwhal]

But the thing is, that one is for a national company and it's like elite ppl

[bitter hearth]

try not to be harsh on stoc punishments

[lone tusk]

Don't be so anxious, you do hiking and hiking is cause me fear af

[shy narwhal]

I am clearly less afraid of falling even if i suffer of vertigo, rather than experiencing this amount of stress

[bitter hearth]

hiking doesnt cause me fear, but im still anxious

[shy narwhal]

I hate being under exam or such

[void kelp]

going to the grocery store gives me more fear than hiking

[shy narwhal]

I don't care about emergency situations and such but man i hate exam stuff

[bitter hearth]

being judged without you being able to do anything is pretty anxious, and the brain thoughts make it worse

[shy narwhal]

Yeah, while during an emergency i am chill

At least i know i am not being constantly judged

[bitter hearth]

yeah

[lone tusk]

Humm you should took some stuff before go, right here we got some tea made by local herbs that we use the keep it cool, is not a drugs or something that thing just make you more tired and relaxed

[shy narwhal]

There only is a chamomile lol

[lone tusk]

I think the name is camomila

[lone tusk]

Stop stoling my herbs

🧱

[shy narwhal]

Although i heard the recruiters are very friendly and they help with getting rid of the stress

From what i saw in the reviews

[lone tusk]

you can make it

[shy narwhal]

Lmfao i hope so

[lone tusk]

just focues on the neco arc dancing you get anxious

[shy narwhal]

Later in the afternoon i will spend some time with my friend in Rome and go back home

[cyan canopy]

I live in Spain without the A

[void kelp]

spin

[lone tusk]

[shy narwhal]

Said the femboy

[lone tusk]

[cyan canopy]

Spin :)

[shy narwhal]

No spin

[void kelp]

I live in spain without the s

Spin

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-spinning-laundry-gif-15147601

[lone tusk]

[bitter hearth]

i live inside your home with a shotgun

[cyan canopy]

I don’t like that

[bitter hearth]

i also live in your home, but with a desert eagle

[cyan canopy]

Mossberg or Remington?

[bitter hearth]

only chads know this shotgun

[cyan canopy]

Ah a man of good taste

[lone tusk]

Toz>>>>

[bitter hearth]

you<<<<<<

how could you hate this legendary shotgun!

[bitter hearth]

toz stinks, only 2 bulets and not as strong as dis

[cyan canopy]

Toz is iconic but my tinnitus is chronic

[prisma zephyr]

Word

[void kelp]

word

[void kelp]

The SPAS is a little mid ngl

[bitter hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/watch-yo-tone-tone-watch-your-tone-watch-your-gif-24091847

[void kelp]

TP-82 gang

[void kelp]

My bad shawty

It's just used so much

Like I understand it's legendary, but ngl there are quite a few better looking guns out there

https://youtube.com/shorts/wwAPtuD_Eqk?feature=share

[bitter hearth]

cry of fear time

[void kelp]

That is a feature

Come on bro the dancing cow has to be a feature

[pearl wraith]

that's too perfect

it's gotta be a feature

[void kelp]

Beat plague inc mega brutal while sitting in er

[frozen scaffold]

Here's a meme to help good sir

[valid jay]

https://youtu.be/QzMhCyfTipg

[void kelp]

RIP

[teal oracle]

Morning

[lusty onyx]

hi

[alpine forum]

gm

[high sail]

Hai

[rough patio]

i am spain with out the p

goodmorning btw

[alpine forum]

gmm

[teal oracle]

Me when my Norwegian online friend moves to Oslo (I need to get out of here!)

[rough patio]

?

[teal oracle]

He’s moving closer to where I live
And he’s from trønderlag

I must kill him before it’s too late

[rough patio]

ohh so ur from norway?

[teal oracle]

Yes
Send help he’s coming

[rough patio]

heh thats funny cause last vacation i have also been near where you live

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-meme-my-reaction-to-that-information-meme-discord-meme-breaking-bad-meme-hank-breaking-bad-gif-26179673

[rough patio]

i think i've been in Oslo during the "anniversary" of the terrorist attack on Utoya or something idk how to call all of this in english

it aint really an anniversary is it

that sounds like you celebrate it

[teal oracle]

It’s to remember

The dangers of bad parenting

[rough patio]

yeah i know

[teal oracle]

But yeah we haven’t had a lot of terrorism
Shootings sure

There is more gun violence in Sweden

[rough patio]

ahh shootings

yes thats the word

[old stone]

The ||Anders Breivik|| swimming and running challenge.

[teal oracle]

[old stone]

I'd talk about how it was a missed opportunity and better targets but that would be too controversial.

[teal oracle]

Bruh he killed so many teens

[rough patio]

ok Breivik is sick in the head

[old stone]

I know. He wasted time going for dumbass teens when he could have gone for something higher up the menu.

[rough patio]

i think i just saw a photo of him doing the natzi hand thing IN A COURT

[teal oracle]

Bruh stfu he bombed a government building

[rough patio]

with a sign saying "stop your genocide against our white nations"

[old stone]

It was a fist in the air symbolizing defiance.

[teal oracle]

Yeah he’s a nazi, another traitor to the country

[old stone]

Quissling did nothing wrong.

[teal oracle]

Kys

[rough patio]

okay he doesnt need prison he needs to be put in a hospital(with walls covered in pillows and no door)

[crimson moat]

germany did nothing wrong

amirite

[rough patio]

litterally a pole saying this bruh

[crimson moat]

oh right forgot the (sarcasm) tag

[high sail]

No he needs to be railed in prison

[old stone]

Polish furry.

[rough patio]

what

[crimson moat]

yes.

[teal oracle]

No
We don’t do that here

Just shove him in a cell

[old stone]

That is very gay. Literally.

[teal oracle]

Preferably away from the rest of the prisoners

[teal oracle]

(Slayer is into terrorists)

[high sail]

Norwegian

[high sail]

Litteraly no

[teal oracle]

Yeah
Bro have you seen our prisons

[high sail]

I really like those things in her hair

[old stone]

Norwegian prisons are for those who have no social life. Those who do as well as those who want to interact with the rest of nature would find it awful.

[high sail]

The black thingies

[rough patio]

bruh This Breivik guy is talking about "terrible treatment" in the prison meanwhile prisions in Norway look like apartments

[teal oracle]

Prisons in Norway are better than most apartments

[rough patio]

bro im pretty sure they have better quality of living than me in my house in the old soviet bloc

i mean its not mine

its my grandmas house but still

[old stone]

Supposedly prisoners are treated like kids which makes it aggravating for some prisoners. The guards may do things like mess with the prisoners' belongings just to irritate them.

If you are in a basic cell and get yelled at, you feel like an adult.

[rough patio]

lmao they have to just shut up and deal with it if they commit felonies

[teal oracle]

The goal is to reintegrate into society

[old stone]

Perhaps someone could get Breivik an upgrade like the select fire version of the Ruger Mini-14 and point him in the direction of migrant gangs in Sweden and UK.

[rough patio]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-excellent-point-good-point-on-point-point-taken-gif-10056950

[void kelp]

they gave me fentanyl

[teal oracle]

Derek is talking schizo again

Someone put him down and ship him away

[old stone]

Schizo does not exist. Just vast imaginations.

[teal oracle]

You do not exist
I killed you

[old stone]

Yet you talk to me.

[teal oracle]

Schizo

Implying you do not exist

[rough patio]

send him to poland he will have a great time here if he likes to be treated as an adult

[rough patio]

shut up i dont speak anime

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/who-me-cat-military-strategy-gif-13264026

[high sail]

Anime posting

[teal oracle]

Slayer go get him
He’s a femboy

[old stone]

No, I am masculine.

[rough patio]

go slayer go

[old stone]

I lift weights at the gym. I eat red meat. I sometimes take testosterone vitamin supplement.

[high sail]

Femmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Hrnngnngnngngnnggn

[teal oracle]

Go get him slayer

[rough patio]

go slayer go

[high sail]

https://tenor.com/view/bocchi-bocchi-the-rock-anime-mental-breakdown-cringe-gif-27026754

Me when feminine boys

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/470168157148020756/1075289930764394526/3BA0ED86-F039-43BD-AE0C-503C91E22132.gif

[high sail]

Hgnrbhffbhernfbehdndv

[rough patio]

is he horny or did he walk into a psy-anomaly?

[teal oracle]

Both

Also the fetanyl I gave him

[teal oracle]

That too

[high sail]

B-boys

[rough patio]

nonononono look at the derek go for derek go away

bruh my cat is high af rn

[chrome dagger]

https://media.tenor.com/NbSZXGt5fvkAAAAM/stalker-soc.gif

[rough patio]

he walks very wiggly

[high sail]

But but boys

[rough patio]

is the 5th time i see an edit with this guy just doing thumbs up

[teal oracle]

It’s Kelvin
The homie

[nocturne rock]

Morning

[rough patio]

indeed

[nocturne rock]

Yea

10:59

[lone tusk]

[rough patio]

literally me trying to sleep every night

[high sail]

NO
Only boys

[alpine forum]

xd

[void kelp]

The docitors gave me fentanyl and I am still in unbearable pain

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-urge-resist-cat-gif-25536160

Skill issue on your part viktorn

[lone tusk]

[runic glacier]

https://youtu.be/nTOqIo2PGrA

This ost goes hard

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-25381727

[high sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1054267609731829770/1083692928049893376/speed.gif

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-smell-bad-banish-banished-gif-25623088

[shy narwhal]

You

[teal oracle]

[candid cloud]

Not Lars, but you.

[shy narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/mhrdrg-drg-my-honest-reaction-gif-27311039

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/oldschoolrobloxdisaster-my-reaction-to-that-information-my-honest-reaction-to-that-information-by-bonbon-sgb-gif-26141938

[marble fulcrum]

https://tenor.com/view/моника-monika-doki-doki-ゆいりんぬ-inabakumori-gif-26427580

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/who-me-cat-military-strategy-gif-13264026

[lusty onyx]

[teal oracle]

Oh god it’s back

[wise helm]

Hello

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/550869975385112606/1083442565380067358/Wojsko_Polskie.png

xD

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-urge-resist-cat-gif-25536160

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-bro-youre-weird-gif-25766261

[lone tusk]

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/krill-issue-skill-issue-krill-issue-gif-25572478

[lone tusk]

[lone tusk]

Osha sub zero
Max fağgot

[teal oracle]

[lone tusk]

Duty names

Giga dimitri
Max Maximus

[teal oracle]

What in gods name is that image
It’s so cursed

[lone tusk]

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/cta-fast-gif-23010474

[lone tusk]

What says in the subtitles?

[teal oracle]

Idk

[wise helm]

Heck If I knew.

[lone tusk]

[wise helm]

It is from Call of Pripyat.

[lone tusk]

[old nymph]

since jack isnt here ill ask u guys

is it okay for core 2 duo e8400 to reach 63c?

cuz that happens in gta iv

[regal heron]

anarchist group
a countries flag on their patch

[lone tusk]

they are anarchist about the zone borders not the ukraine borders

[old nymph]

Semen

[old nymph]

And duty?

[lone tusk]

Destroy the zone

[old nymph]

What have you done

[old nymph]

but fails to fight a dog

[old nymph]

the zone cannot be destroyed

hit it it hits back the stronger you hit the stronger it hits back

[lone tusk]

Said the dude who want pre-historic cpus

[old nymph]

Bruh

[lone tusk]

No one knows that

[old nymph]

we are talking stalker not the pocket budget

[lone tusk]

The react about get closer to the center of the zone and no one know if strelok really kills the c-cons scientists

[old nymph]

Monolith faction is dying

[lone tusk]

They are not

[old nymph]

they cannot communicate with their 'god'

[lone tusk]

Still making new members

[old nymph]

with what

[lone tusk]

Brain scorchers

[old nymph]

they are disabled

[lone tusk]

Why do you think that the major couldn't reach the center of the zone?

[lone tusk]

Who told you that?

[old nymph]

strelok disabled theme

[lone tusk]

Besides theres still emissions

[old nymph]

random emissions

[lone tusk]

In soc a big emission happened after strelok reachs the cnpp

Anyone there are killed or worse

If the brain scorcher are still disabled hundreds of stalker would reach the center of the zone daily just like in the end of soc

[old nymph]

who will enable it?

[lone tusk]

Monolith fighters, who else?

Use your two braincells

[old nymph]

so you say that stalkers would leave the radar and yantar unprotected and let monolith come?

[lone tusk]

Where did you missed when i said "big emission"

That emission was so strong that even downed the military choppers

[old nymph]

military choppers always go down

[coarse rapids]

https://youtu.be/bgWPIo43ELU

[old nymph]

only in cop they installed emission protection

[lone tusk]

They already got in soc

How did you think they reach the center of zone in first place?

And is not emission protection

Is anomaly protection

And anomaly maps

[old nymph]

then why Operation Fairway failed?

[lone tusk]

Bc after every emission the anomalies change

[old nymph]

but u said anomaly protection

[lone tusk]

Making the anomaly maps useless

[lone tusk]

Is more like a detector

That is used to navigate

[old nymph]

so failed with the detector

[lone tusk]

Maps

[wise helm]

Helis had anti-emission protection but not protection from anomalies.

[lone tusk]

I dunno about this

Why wait for the emission pass anyway?

Bc they will be shot down

[old nymph]

c-con are dead in clear sky the emission occured every time strelok and his men make a step forward

in soc the emission occured by the c-con

[lone tusk]

Clear sky is before soc

[old nymph]

when strelok stepped into the center

and in call of pripyat it became random

[lone tusk]

In cs the emissions are random too

In soc theres a emission when strelok goes to yantar that almost killed him

The emissions are always random

[old nymph]

that is a psy emission

they arent random

[lone tusk]

Just some specific events that are bigger when someone reachs the center of the zone

[old nymph]

remember lebedev talking about the emissions occurance reasons

[lone tusk]

Emission, the sky became orange

[old nymph]

no

[lone tusk]

In cs they happened randomly while you're walking on map

[old nymph]

strelok and kruglov went to test and it occured

[old nymph]

it is controlled c-con was alive wanting strelok dead

[lone tusk]

It's random

[old nymph]

no

[lone tusk]

Only the bigger ones are clearly controlled

[old nymph]

if thats true why it never occure in soc?

only ones

[lone tusk]

Don't you hear the c-con representative talk?

[old nymph]

what did he say?

[lone tusk]

Bc theres no emission system in that game

[lone tusk]

Gameplay issue

[old nymph]

bruh

[lone tusk]

They can load a emission by close a simbolic door and them open it with all his strength

Making a big emission

Besides, strelok itself is a agent

[candid cloud]

More like a lost kid.

[lone tusk]

Lost bald kid

[lone tusk]

Theres a cut plot on the stalker 2 2011 where as agent strelok infiltrates in the military ranks

[old nymph]

@candid cloud who do u think right in this argument

[lone tusk]

"Argument"

[candid cloud]

I just came here, lol.

[old nymph]

Sylky emissions in cs and soc and cop are random only big ones controlled or Petruha they arent in cs and soc but cop is because c-con are dead

[lone tusk]

It was not about this you buffoon

[candid cloud]

CS are scripted.

SoC - was there even an emissary?

[old nymph]

my point is that c-con are the ones causing theme to stop strelok

and in soc only happen when strelok reached the center

[lone tusk]

It was about the monolith dying as a faction
But theres still brain schorchers everywhere

[lone tusk]

Cnpp

[old nymph]

cop the c-con were dead thats why they were random

[candid cloud]

CoP - It's happening random because of CNPP has been destroyed.

[lone tusk]

The point was about the monolith

Stop making made up stuff

[candid cloud]

Ah, right, only once.

[lone tusk]

Soc don't have emission gameplay system

Devs issue

[old nymph]

🫵

[old nymph]

and you said they can go there and enable it

like no faction would think of it

[lone tusk]

Cope

[old nymph]

sure i will

[lone tusk]

[old nymph]

You need serious help

[old nymph]

okay lets end it it here it will never do if we dont stop

its a game in end

[lone tusk]

Stop using anabiotics

[old nymph]

man i came here to ask about cpu tempature

[candid cloud]

Monolith's task is: Defend the rock in SoC and in CoP - Complete the tasks from the higher guy.

[lone tusk]

They are on the outskirts, what happens on the outskirts stay on the outskirts

[lone tusk]

They looks like more intelligent in cop

At least they are not just sitting down waiting to die like in soc

[old nymph]

@candid cloud you know a bit or two about cpus?

[candid cloud]

I only can say do not allow to go higher than 90°c.

[old nymph]

i got a core 2 duo e8400

[candid cloud]

Or the PC will go off.

[old nymph]

it reached 63c on gta iv

is it fine?

[candid cloud]

Yes.

[old nymph]

cuz pentium dual core e5700 never reached that asshole got thermal paste from 2012

[old nymph]

aaa okay

[lone tusk]

[dense star]

should I play Oblivion Lost

or Lost Alpha

?

[lone tusk]

Both

[dense star]

ok

[lone tusk]

The gameplay of them is very different

Lost alpha gunplay is something between soc and cs

Oblivion lost is like the soc betas

What is wrong with capcom? In the re5 jill have clearly aged, they just want to use the re3 remake model to not waste money making another one

[prisma zephyr]

Weird take but ok

[sharp moss]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S79PZ4juHeI

[prisma zephyr]

[lone tusk]

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/no-u-kiwa-gif-21008644

[lone tusk]

[prisma zephyr]

ROFLMAO

If you know, you know

[lone tusk]

[lone tusk]

I remember reading about a german officer who was begging to his seniors to stop sending drugs to the wermarcht soldiers bc they keep really high on battle but after 12 hours they became zombies in camp

Cod zombies plot is there probably

[ripe merlin]

Oblivion is easier soc, alpha is more cool soc with low fps

[high sail]

Go away neco

[lone tusk]

[nocturne rock]

Hi

[high sail]

Hai hai

[dense star]

I heard people disliking the lost alpha story why?

[lone tusk]

It's really middle, but fun
Also the animations are bad, REALLY bad

[dense star]

STORY

[lone tusk]

[lone tusk]

Yeah, the animations of the cutscenes

Really awful

You can't act serious watching it

[dense star]

but I heard something with the story itself

[lone tusk]

It's good for stalker standarts

The ending is very cringe

[dense star]

ok

[high sail]

@.everyone im gonna polish my fishing rod now

[alpine forum]

have funn

:>

[lone tusk]

Homelander ruined your life

[dense star]

everyone biggest enemy is themselves

[lone tusk]

[dense star]

what?

[alpine forum]

you have been distracted

the consequences of this will appear in a few moments

[high sail]

:3

[alpine forum]

:]

[void kelp]

No you incompetent parasite

[alpine forum]

guys its a counter distraction dont fall for it

[lone tusk]

[void kelp]

Literally what I worship

[lone tusk]

Asian girls in school suits and god

[void kelp]

Ew women

[lone tusk]

Good things to worship

[void kelp]

How is he a woman?

[lone tusk]

[void kelp]

Don’t think about it too hard, you might hurt yourself

What

[alpine forum]

lmfao

[void kelp]

[lone tusk]

Blastoise hurt himself in the confusion

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/think-mark-invincible-omniman-gif-21416554

[lone tusk]

[cinder crag]

good morning

[void kelp]

Cat

[high sail]

Boys cooler

[lone tusk]

Oh boy

[dense star]

hi guys I guess that's it

[dense star]

real

[dense star]

based

[dense star]

me trying to sleep:
sleep paralysis

[alpine forum]

idk sounds like something a fed would post

[high sail]

Very true

[lone tusk]

LoL, and then i died

[alpine forum]

fr

[alpine forum]

file this then

[void kelp]

Bomb the IRS building for the lolz

[alpine forum]

consider it done

[void kelp]

Best troller

[void kelp]

I posted this here coincidentally yesterday

[void kelp]

Nah

[cinder crag]

is there no longer the chat gpt command for wolf

[alpine forum]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/343427865729171466/1083757717572829244/Screenshot_20230310_162552.jpg

[void kelp]

You didn’t

[cinder crag]

i was going to ask it how to get away with terrorism

[alpine forum]

ask now

no better time for it

[lone tusk]

[void kelp]

Yeah ask now

[cinder crag]

i can't

@lone tusk how would i get away from the police after a terrorist attack on my local courthouse

[alpine forum]

(coordinate another terrorist attack on the police station)

[high sail]

Misterious 9mm round to the head

[alpine forum]

you didnt hear that from me tho

[cinder crag]

so basically just a full on uprising

[alpine forum]

yes

[cinder crag]

not really a fan of a revolution because i dont see anything wrong rn

i just want to blow something up

[void kelp]

Mhm

[alpine forum]

fair

[void kelp]

Now can you record your voice saying that?

[cinder crag]

nah ill just make body cam video of me doing it

[void kelp]

“Why did you blow up the IRS building?”
I was bored

[alpine forum]

exactly

[high sail]

Mommy

[alpine forum]

https://tenor.com/view/bullsquid-gif-21791579

[lone tusk]

No

In brazil
Yes

In US
No

[high sail]

Why the long face

[lone tusk]

[void kelp]

You don’t need to ping me stupid bs

[high sail]

L

[alpine forum]

yeah, mail her stupid bs instead

[void kelp]

https://youtu.be/RtFMnY_WuS0

[lone tusk]

season 4 when

[void kelp]

When stalker 2 comes out

[lone tusk]

No season 4

[void kelp]

[alpine forum]

gsc tummy hurt, no sdalger 2 today

[lone tusk]

Stalker 3 when?

[lone tusk]

[void kelp]

She was still alive too

[lone tusk]

Coconut crab when

[void kelp]

Dinner time

[lone tusk]

Knocked out

[void kelp]

1 coconut crab vs 12 king crabs

[lone tusk]

She hit her head pretty hard and goes to skyrim

The king crabs got prep time?

[void kelp]

CIA super weapon shot her down

[void kelp]

No but they were bred in the Bering Sea.

[lone tusk]

They can't win without prep time

[void kelp]

L

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/krill-issue-skill-issue-krill-issue-gif-25572478

[lone tusk]

This reminded me that in the amazon, where i live, theres a spyder two times bigger than a adult hand

And she eat birds

Pigeons especially

I killed one of those once

[void kelp]

It’s snowing by me

Goliath bird eater?

[lone tusk]

Yep

[teal oracle]

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-walking-gif-18019759

[lone tusk]

Birds come to my backyard to drink water

Is very cummon

[void kelp]

Cum

[lone tusk]

So, the dawn spyder make her camp where they drink

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-bro-youre-weird-gif-25766261

[lone tusk]

Until i killed her

[void kelp]

How?

A10 strike?

[teal oracle]

gun

[lone tusk]

I wait for her in the morning when she come to take birds

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/warthog-a10-flying-plane-gif-16976749

[lone tusk]

I beat her to death

[void kelp]

Throw firecrackers at it next time

[lone tusk]

No birds will die on my watch

[void kelp]

Just don’t burn down the Amazon

[lone tusk]

That's impossible

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/750850247680589864/1062785721410273331/how.gif

[alpine forum]

proceeds to shoot friendlies for deviating out of formation by 1mm

[lone tusk]

Amazon burn itself for free

[void kelp]

I have an idea. I’m gonna burn down a huge amount of the Amazon rainforest and place a factory that sells “save the Amazon” merchandise

[lone tusk]

Political

[void kelp]

Not political since it’s based on a fact

[lone tusk]

Also we got bigger wateroachs here

And they are poisonous

[void kelp]

Sylky have you never seen snow before?

[lone tusk]

No

Theres snow in brazil but not where i live

[void kelp]

It’s crazy how some people never seen snow before. At least for me

Well it sucks

[lone tusk]

Have you ever saw a wateroach?

The amazon one

[void kelp]

No. Most exotic thing I’ve seen in the wild was probably a bear or something

Shit someone’s calling me. I ain’t answering it

[lone tusk]

She is bigger then a Goliath spyder

[void kelp]

They can leave a voice messages

[lone tusk]

And also yellow

[void kelp]

GOT DAMN!!! Big ugly bug

[lone tusk]

By the night she make noises like a frog to attract more roachs

And she don't die easily

You can beat her until their guts fall out but she will still wiggling for a fight

"I heard no bell"

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-spinning-pillow-this-server-is-powered-by-this-cat-cat-powered-server-gif-24179228

[alpine forum]

makes sense

[lone tusk]

Also she is really dumb

More dumb then the house roachs

She don't know hide

And the frog noise make it easy to find her

She is also away heavy then common roachs, when she tries to crawl a big wall and fall she just can't get up

Making easy to kill

[alpine forum]

thats funny

[lone tusk]

Last time i saw one was in 2013

[cinder crag]

im kill

[lone tusk]

They are so dumb that can't live in cities

[alpine forum]

thats good right

[void kelp]

COCKroach

[lone tusk]

Their appear on my house bc i live close to a forest and even close to a big river where they live

[cinder crag]

if bedbugs are in beds, cockroaches are in.....

[void kelp]

Cocks

Extreme sounding

[lone tusk]

"Your mom" ~derek

[cinder crag]

derek probably thinks there's bugs under his skin

[teal oracle]

yup

[lone tusk]

he is probably right

[full grail]

@dense star yo I seen you got RON

[cinder crag]

sevka on his way to harass everyone into playing RoN with him

[high sail]

Horny

[lone tusk]

RoN?

[cinder crag]

stfu

[lone tusk]

[cinder crag]

he doesn't know

[alpine forum]

Ready or Not

[lone tusk]

Oh

I play it

[cinder crag]

fake

[lone tusk]

[cinder crag]

brazilian swat doesnt exist

[lone tusk]

It's the bope

[full grail]

nah make them not harass
I ain't that

[cinder crag]

(they get bribed)

[full grail]

CARALHO

[high sail]

Be Nice to other users
@sylky ban this Man

[cinder crag]

stfu

[lone tusk]

The bope curse is really hard

A dude got def

One dude died

[cinder crag]

bope curse?

[lone tusk]

The selection

[cinder crag]

wdym

[lone tusk]

The selection to became a operative

The hell that is a curse

[cinder crag]

how do they even select people

sylky you should join the bope

[lone tusk]

tampico IQ is lowest then a water roach trying to crawling a wall

[cinder crag]

what?

[urban coral]

Not inaccurate

[cinder crag]

literally just tell me how they select people 💀

this isnt common knowledge

[lone tusk]

Survival Training

[alpine forum]

they get shot and survivors get to join

[urban coral]

Ayo Tampicbro, got time for LEGO Universe?

[high sail]

Sylky ban this Man

[lone tusk]

They literally put newbies in missions inside the favela

[cinder crag]

so then they don't select, you just go through training

[lone tusk]

Water roach moment

[cinder crag]

workk

[urban coral]

Awesome

[alpine forum]

makes sense

[cinder crag]

💀

[cinder crag]

sylky you pretend that people care enough about your country to have common knowledge about how it works

[cinder crag]

literally no one cares about what brazil does 💀

[lone tusk]

[cinder crag]

[alpine forum]

i get paid to care

[lone tusk]

[alpine forum]

so that argument is invalid

[cinder crag]

stop posting pictures of turks

[cinder crag]

how much is he paying you

[alpine forum]

a chocolate coin per day

[cinder crag]

damn

[urban coral]

Brazil 🤝 Corruption 🤝 Netherlands

[lone tusk]

panzerchokolate

[alpine forum]

omg yes🙏

[lone tusk]

10% chocolate 90% meth

[alpine forum]

i love panzerschokolade

[cinder crag]

the brazilian way