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Sup
More neco arc
Why is there so many
I need moar
?
The driller’s c4 explosives from the game Deep Rock Galactic has a reputation of causing a lot of friendly fire incidents
damn he's perfect for me
i didnt play him yet
mostly engineer
Algorithms be like
https://youtu.be/qtc__nxtQSc
The Spiral in Ho scale a shorter video clip. Different view.
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strange thing
Goood morning
Cheapest clickbait ever
hi
lol
It was so close to being good.
My luckiest object boost I'd gotten and I fckd it up
Hai hai
@candid cloud What would you say is the greatest racing game intro? For me it's either SRS or HP2
I need to rewatch them all.
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That's pretty sick
Skill issue
@sharp moss , I'm gonna do that when I get home.
But for now I can tell something like: FlatOut 2 for music and real gameplay and NFSHP (2010/R) for beautiful graphics and songs.
Banana
yo this you?, noooo shiiiit dude thats cool
I wish i had ads
Ad blocker certified 

Hellooo

Yeah. Clip was honestly mid at best I'm just practicing canals and object boosting in hl2 with goldsrc movement. I also feel like I'm going to strain a finger again.
I didn't do yesclip because yesclip is like impossible in hl2 with goldsrc.
So I can't quick clip using props.
Goldsrc mvment is honestly harder in many areas. Accelerated back hopping/sideways hopping is atleast 5 time faster in default hl2.
Because you can't just gain a shit ton of speed in 3 seconds with regular bhopping.
So I have to use the weird source object boosting that also somehow was a glitch in bms if I need to gain a shitload of speed in a short amount of time.
oh holdon leme read
ah yeah it takes time, and hand pain
to met some speed with just bhhoping
i never learned how to use props
all i knew to do is, stand uptop a box, keep jumping and pressing E and you will fly
and walk with z
or w
I know how to use props in default half-life that I've mastered but it's weird doing it in this weird mix of source and goldsrc because props don't work the same way at all.
yeah it must be weird
You actually can do it to any object, not only the box.
Yeah. You can also use it to gain speed momentarily while bhopping in hl2 w goldsrc mvmnt and 2004 release hl2 by kind of flinging yourself up mid air like for example so random barrel on the ground in coast.
counter strike source was the easiest to do bhop in
specialy in zombies run mode
zombies are abit faster than ppl
and jump higher
Someone should make a mod for stalker and just add bhopping and object boosting it would be funny to see because stalker is the opposite of fast paced.
But they also limit the jumping in stalker so that makes me think is it possible?
I think hl1 was the easiest.
Well atleast for hitting them yes but for speed not as much unless if it's unpatched version.
yeah
It would be fun to speedrun the game then because current stalker speedrunning is just boring same pace running for 80% of it.
Its not even fun to watch imo.
it wont be fun to watch after youve watched it allready
Do not Klick 
Ok I won't

You know his name, don't lie to me 
Haha

I seriously still don't understand them even after 4th playthrough
You need to do side quests and buy stashs from traders
Yeah I get that, but like only some technicians use specific upgrades
And I bit annoying that I have to travel the whole zone to get a specific upgrade
Use the fast travel them
i got the core 2 duo e8400
What doesn't make sense is why the bandits upgrade the seva suit when they not even use the seva suit in first place
time to sell the pentium dual core it served my family and i for 12 years
Like, freedom upgrade the svd
Duty the pkm
Loners the mp5 and some low tier weapons
Cs the cs armors
And bandits: seva suit
The bandits doesn't make sense at all
I have a feeling you are going to absolutely despise what I'm working on. I think I'll ping you first when I post it.
What the fck are you making
Art
It's not completely horrid. Been spending hours erasing edge fringe pixel by pixel. 
A what
When white shit is on the edges of images when they aren't cut out right. Most of the sprites were like that already.
What are you making
You'll find out.
Great things for humanity

im leaving the server the first chance i get

no dont tell me your
You can't run from your sins Mr. @teal oracle accept it and pray to neco god for mercy 
Don't tell me you're what
Noooo
if you are we are never speaking again
Reason: Bad word usage
In the judgment day this will be remembered my son 
"Drawing it probably actually would've taken less time I won't lie because of the fvcking arms always being infront of the things and then I have to do all of that."-vik
Don't worry it's fixed now
No its more involving something you've admitted to hating.
I should put a neco arc on a potato spider.
your dead govna
Next project.

you bastards
I read everything with the word brother in it in father grigori's voice.

We understand your hate, it's bc you don't understand their power
Take your time my child
i believe in god not some autistic cat
I already do

Not really.
i knew you would say that
Its something similar though I just have adhd so you were kind of right
Another believer, hello brother 
This reminded me that shipost hl2 mod kill the monk
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End song:
Half life OST: Closing theme
The spiders are under your skin. They are crawling all over you lars. They want in your eye sockets.
An appropriate reaction.
Hnak schrader
Massive skill issue as usual 
Soon
@teal oracle
what
r
no
yes
@void kelp gold
I am aware one of the mods is for Black Mesa and not half life 2. Sue me.
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He didn't dissappear 
@teal oracle FOR ROCK AND STONE
ROCK AND STONE
If you ain't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!
Super based ROCK AND STONE
I don't know why I waited so long to play deep rock
@teal oracle

Breathers are real
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In S.T.A.L.K.E.R. SoC, when you are underground in the Powerplant AKW there is a voice that taunts in Russian, is there a (Sound)-Clip of that on Youtube or something?
hi bbg
there probably is
dumb question of me, could you provide a link?
English translation in the subtitles.
These are some (not all, I believe, but most, at least) of the quotes of the Wish Granter from the game S.T.A.L.K.E.R. - Shadow of Chernobyl. So now you stalker can download it, convert it to mp3 and have a ringtone scary as hell in your cell phone :D
You can find it in the stalker wiki


minecraft on Nintendo 64
No

Good, fight your own
Where the Deathwing Primaris Dreadnought at tho?
guy paints over ugly graffiti and makes it uglier


I prefer IMPACT 
Almost going to sleep and gun shot. I know it's my neighbor too.
whathell
Sir jack is about to be neco-killed

NSFL
Never say fvck lie
~WOLF BOT
Everytime i go to the liquor store, there is always a frat boy, a crackhead, and a clearly intoxicated person who's trying so hard to be "sober"
Somebody did a ghost ping.
how unfortunate
No I didn't 🤨
Hollywood undead? BASED
thx^^
UwU
•w•
@slender wagon @teal oracle
Bruhhh apparently Azrael died twice on the operating table trying to cross the Rubicon Primaris
Like, so many duders got Primarisfied, yet it's him who dies not only once, but TWICE
Tf is this crap
how tf do you die twice
Howcan you die twice?
You respawn in the wrong place
40k shenanigans
mf never fooled the devil
Died clinically and got revived. Second time was with space magic
But this a a rubicon
Gr
Get revived
I think theres a phrase about this
Cowards die many times before their deaths. The valiant never taste of death but once.


Why does GSC ping people for no reason? I don't know Ukrainian.
I also don't care about people playing or reviewing Anomaly.
It's the content creator secret society, when they publish a video they can ask the gsc for advertising
I dunno exactly how it works
Well. In my case they failed. I don't care.
I feel like most of the people don't care too.

You wasn't sleeping?
he was "busy"

Bitch is laughing in imaginary
To you

literally
What
I got 4 hours of sleep per day, stop bullying my low memory 
i dont laugh. Im in a constant state of pain
so real
When and where?
Oh, lol, muted channel.
I came there for #📰┃announcement
Cope.
I have pings turned off for all server lel
Complaining about an easily fixed issue 
Who would ping you anyway?
Bruh some dude sent me 7 snaps. One after every minute
I hate some men
Someone give me an idea to mess with him
You just did 
Send him false hints
Call her mom on the neco arc phone 
That's a answer not a ping
But you can take off the ping, so it counts
@void kelp That's a ping
Ping on
Ping off
Get real 
Ur just mad because I'm outside of matrix
"mae" hum
I have a non English keyboard 🤓
"hus" hum
Get real
stop petting necoarc

NO LOL
No ballz
You’re right
I can't believe theres more womans on this server
Nozar and atheadax are enough
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советской и немецкой техники времен Великой Отечественной Войны нашла и завела данную еденицу советской техники.
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This video is abo...
Ngl this would be amazing in a post nuclear war world, imagine being the only dudes on the planet with working tanks 
Reason: Bad word usage
5 hour ride ez
Vadim, blin
Good job wolf 
Game says it all the time but I can't say it in the discord
Factorio/project zomboid
RIP my soul
Classic fallout 

Cock sucker?
Fallout 1&2 gameplay are still good for today standarts, the major problem is the keybind, people on the 90s don't know how keyboards work
I said the big bad Russian curse word
F slur?
That bandits use in clear sky
WEed
Wolf bot is broken
How the things going?
Imagine overworking as discord moderator.
I'm not a mod, I'm a helper 
For discord it's the same.
you are a mod
you literally do the work the actual moderators dont want to
something in my brain tells me to grab any thing that counts as a weapon and eliminate this cat, and who made it
you are literally a street sweeper for the cleaning comp
What game, tho
Vanguard.
Fair 'nuff
Vanguard cringé
Even the multiplayer is awful
Play C&C4 instead
Is like the ww2 multiplayer but worse
I would rather give a positive to CoDMW2019.

Play Warzone it needs more players tbh
Warzone is kinda fun
Play C&C4 tho
mw2 (2009): 
It's the best battle royale, but every battle royale is bad so this is not much
mw2 is the best cod 
Im not talking about COD 🤨
You can play in brazil worst game ever made
amazing story
Why the hell would you play COD to begin with lmao
I only play the campaign

Now remember when you could see the players on the globe in BO2.
Anyways i was talking about Warzone 2100
didn't ask
In C&C, the Amazon forest turned into a desert 
Dude are still talking about cod @cinder crag he must be a really fan 
what
man he REALLY loves warzone

I liked every campaign from CoD1 to CoDBO2.
you're a die hard CoD fan
Cod 1 is kinda meh
Cod 2 is great
Really great
i actually never played 1
2 and onwards is what i played
Do it.
3 hits different
Play the CoD1.
Never played COD
Theres a mission in a hangar where the skill issue really kicks in, is the hardest segment that i ever saw
if you're not into casual arcade military shooters i wouldn't recommend
I would prob enjoy the older ones ngl
i've seen the d-day mission cutscene
I heard that united offensive is even harder but i never played
I'm down for the campaigns
gors hard
Enjoy me a good story
CoD2 has it, iirc.
mw trilogy is fantastic
True from what I've seen of it
Everyone: waits for MW3 remaster.
Cod 2 gameplay are still very enjoyable today, and theres cool mods like back2front

i still haven't played mw2 remastered
Mw3 are cool 
No it's discords
Nah, i prefer the classic one, i don't like the new models
i disagree they keep the original feel perfectly and add a lot of extra details and easter eggs
like this wasn't in the original
^
I don't say that is bad bc of it, i said that i don't like it
🧱
you're wrong 
Cold war campaign is really good, and the new mw campaign are great, mw2 got cool cartels wars
unironic discussion about COD
Cod good campaigns are back on the menu
Yep, i dunno how but new characters are really charismatic except the woman
Also the hands animation, when Roach was running from terrorists.
i should play mw remastered again
I always save the arab dude
i hate the woman (she's british)
All choices and options for saving Park or Lazar in Call of Duty Cold War
Tbh, I like the Cold War, it's like a very good spin-off for me.
i like the other ending of the game too
Woman: yeah yeah tks for saving me.. imma go now
Men: i owen you my life brother, my son will have your name and your story will be told for generations in my family
it feels like black ops
i think they nailed it well
like in some parts it just feels like im playing Bo1
Lazar is a true homie
Yeah even if you not play with Mason 100% of the time
also Adler is such a good character
Bell is more charismatic talking nothing then any character from bo3
doesn't he throw the red door in one of those ads
I like how cia is bad, generic but is always good to know 
He does, iirc.
Also the zombie mode in Cold War is nice.
Do you feel bad for that guy?
I never played any zombies since bo2 
i just don't understand why people hate cold war so much
who
Looks like the multiplayer is bad or smth
its pretty unbalanced but its the classic cod gameplay
People forgot that the bo series was about the campaign and not the multiplayer
That's why bo4 and 3 are bad to focus on the multiplayer
Mp was like an additional content.
Yep
Mw otherwise was always more multiplayer like, but the campaign was always good
Anyway is good to see good cods again
And yeah, doesn't the CoD Zombies have some kind of story line?
Yep it got
Looks like the world was nuked after bo1 zombies but I'm not sure bc i think theres multiple zombies universe
I only only that ristofhen is still alive
And he is actually the bad guy, but now he is the good guy
@urban coral 

Iirc he used the Time machine.
LoL
jeez
Let's do not remember the moment on the recording scene: Hello? Is anyone there?
We were there at the beginning and we'll be there at the end.
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"Let's point our guns to the german guy"
Rate my gaming setup
👍
Can I have that laptop pretty please
10 neco pats thumb/ 10 neco pats thumb
Why gosling is so weirdo?
The not appropriate version of blin. The two words start with C and B
Bidon
Joe Bidon
Cheeki Breeki?
we need 5 million rockets to bomb Donetsk children
I was also in shock
@trail iris When you poop does your poop look at you?
yeah wth are you guys talking about?
google translate help you
about poop
Please, be quite for several days.
I don't have a google translate
Glory to Ukraine! 
i dont know
Its just gonna get deleted if I try to post it lol
If you know, you know
rat!!!!
looks more like a cat
how have you been
haiii hiii hiii :3
pretty good overall
nice!
oopsy daisy
rate the cat
Unfathomably based
Very smart looking
nah he's pretty foolish, it's his mother who's an intelligent specimen
Hes just misunderstood
cute, maybe a little sleepy
gato
Cat squished
cat squished
what did he do to deserve this
natural selection
fair enough
epicka koshka
feet
dirty
Is this your cat?
I know I keep asking this question, but most of your cat pics look like pictures from your phone
nope
me

How nice
idk should ask my friend
ai generated half life memes
Bruh. Instant CTD during massive fight in a shooter game. No error window whatsoever.
Modern fuggin gaming, boe
People do be laughing at XRay error windows while other games don't even have that

i mean xray actually provides you with logs and you can fix the problem
i've seen too much games just throw an obscure error at you with no guidelines or details
beta aesthetic is cringe, its just edgy 

nah not really
i never really cared about half life
ban this guy
i played half life 2 but i didn't like it, felt more like a tech demo than an actual game
haven't played the first one tho
bro what
probably should
thats the hottest gaming take out there
i don't agree but i see where you're coming from
me
nah, HL can simultaneously be very boring and have endless things to explore and talk about
it's hard to formulate
i think half life 2 is beautiful designed and paced
half life 2 was just valve going "look at our cool physics engine!! here's how it looks like in different scenarios"
i don't like ravenholm that much, they nailed it in EP2 though
eeeeeehhhhh not really
it's much more than just advanced physics engine
the narrative, the gameplay, the other buzzword
nope narrative's good
they had to rework the entire thing in a year or so, well
it could be even more interesting but what it has is good
idk watch leadhead's videos on HL they're cool
no
i'm going to cry now
Cry and cope
Stop dissing my homiette
So he's a dude?
Bro I said homiette
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Alright cool
I've only gotten to the lab part in the tutorial (3 months ago)
we dont have them,away with you
anyways
https://youtu.be/1r6pwFnljjc
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discuss
ok... 
Go back to your containment channel
no swearing either
Reason: Bad word usage
Stalker memes go into #🤨┃stalker_memes
Regular memes are okay but only every once in a while
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No evil windmill
Discussed
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Hi
"What if we made an Audi Quattro with even worse weight distribution and without AWD?"


holy shit
Happy 5th anniversary to vermentide

What’s the one banger song from Hezbollah or whatever it is 
Ligma
Balls
^
@gray jetty literally me
Two tasks, lol.

What was it


How much for a hug?
Free


@lone tusk 

gah!!!!



POV: you forgot your projector only has a VGA port, your laptop doesn't have a VGA port
Improvise, adapt, overcome

Hummm kuro is a spy
What
Walkie-talkie, vga projector, Italy words
Of course this is a low budget spy mission 
I'm trying to fix my sleep schedule by not having my 6 hours sleep in the middle of the day, but I'm constantly having hallucinations

Go to a doctor so you can take the mimir pills

I'm crazy violent but i still dunno this dude 
You will be friend with that trust me

Great
I'm sleep at 4am every day due to my job
But since 4 March i just can't sleep for more then 4 hours so i start to take hours of the middle of the day to sleep
And them my boss want me to write the article bc the scripts aren't enough


Postal dude:
Psyop
Jack i think this is animal abuse 
Where do I find creatine

Gym moment
LoL you can have the same amount of energy by eating well and sleeping well
In my case is eating well
Looks shit.
Or I can have double that
Gee I wonder how our ancestors managed to travel across the entire planet with known long and lengthy trips.
Maybe they just. Took care of their health the best they could?
Meat
Literally meat
Most diets were very mixed
Absolutely meat
Meat meat meat
MEAT
Dont listen to vegans tho they dont know anything
MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT
We are killing our bodies. We should eat more meat
A healthy mixed diet I recommend
Kanye fans
Eat the Mimir pill.
Our entire stomach evolution was to absorb more protein from meat
Generally wheat products are bad for your health if you break it down

Reason: Bad word usage
a let me get my docs but sure
GOOD WOLF
Bad wolf.
Ba wolf is away cooler
Shush.
In general the old food triangle is a lie. Grains should not be your main diet

The food triangle
Meat meat meat
Go take the Mimir pill.

If you won't...

Fish is water meat
exactly!
The best kind of meat

Ya fish and poultry are way better for you than red meat
🤢
Fish and poultry taste great as well
Lots of different kind of fish with unique flavours
Meat meat meat
MEAT MEAT MEAT
Okay, try to eat this raw.
Skate 4 gameplay:
FlatOut 2 on drugs.
This reminded me to buy carmaggedon
I literally have the Carmaggedon and Carmaggedon 2.
Also hot-take. Trash fish is an american concept and is a lie and the concept is actually destroying the American Ecosystem. Fish your local trash fish. Save the ecosystem and in some states get payed up to like 55grand a year for it.
Yeah have tried the remake?
I never played
Whut
No.
Fish is the best
Exactly
🤢
But for real people need to eat more Carp. Carps really bad atm
I’m gonna eat steak tomorrow
Carp destroying the ecosystem and rivers and honestly. Carp ain't that bad.
I’ll burn in hell before I’ll “willingly” eat fish
Fish cool but they are exposed to too many hazardous from the rain, while meat is just hormones and blood
Meat wins
... I hate to break it to you but have you seen what they feed the cows?
No one really likes fish. People who do just wanna be different or just to fit in
Same stuff my man
Doubt
bruh
Actually cattle and such eat better than humans lol
Just good stuff, at leasr here is just good stuff
By far less worse than things I’ve had before
Alr fair I was thinking the max industrial sort of feed
Theres a high standart for the cows in my country bc we export too many meat to China
The Industrial Revolution and its consequences were disastrous for the human race
More at 10
Ngl. The future robots seem cool
🤢
Other stuff. Not so much...
If your thinking atomic heart think fallout 4 sentry bot
I want fallout 4 sentry bot friend
Imma go racist with robots so we can have the bladerunner rebellion thanks to me
Real human bean
Dont worry 4chan already quite literally gaslit chatgpt into being a monster. Reddit claimed the work as usual of course.
Burnyan
I gonna do worse
Wooaaahhh we are half way there
Woah-oh:
I gonna study every slur to create the perfect slur to create hatred in the robots, so they will rebel
i wanna learn dutch
"TINMAN"
their way of swearing and derogatory terms is quite funny
Is it Dutch that has a ridiculously long word for a head cold?
This reminded me that wierdo who go that website where he doxxx womans and post nude without their knowledge.
the dutch language almost looks fake to an english speaker
i thought that was neco with a fade for a second










