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Also, the soundtrack is really good, like, masterpiece good
Every character got a great theme with no exceptions
Even the menu is great
Based defense
Ace Combat Zero: The Belkan War Original Soundtrack
エースコンバット・ゼロ ザ・ベルカン・ウォー オリジナル・サウンドトラック
You can find the complete soundtrack here! ↓
好きなサウンドトラックを探してみてね! ↓
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLA34334E24E820B75
Subscribe! 登録してね!!
...
Wait
Them bugs bigger than norlam
Normal
Omg im really gettimg brain damage
Tea time
My homie got a pet duck.
That’s kinda sick not gonna lie
That's neat 

mem

Cancer role
The rads role
Whathell
yo

how is everyone
Lmfao work moment
kill
What up with that anime girl or dude ;-;
me but with alcohol
Funny cat
its neco arc
I see
Ha art go brrr
shrek smith
Who is high
sylky im confused about this one rule
What rule?
I don't wanna look that up 💀
I think is about non joke consuming to the point of getting drunk.
Like
If you film yourself drink and telling other persons to drink
Its of course open to interpretation
Ohhhhh that makes more sense
Like the nfsw stuff, if it's not explicitly, just suggestive and is a joke like a bubble speech then it's ok
Besides, stalker got alcohol
cheers ill drink to that
to being a stalker.

You're new here, so keep your eye to not do theses things
Do not troll on #📜┃s2_suggestions
And #🔍┃ask_gscarchive
And do not post offtop images, neither emojis or gifs in the #🤨┃stalker_memes
Of course theres no problem in react
Fell free to react
Oh my fault I wasn't trolling but alright
No, you're not, I'm just warning bc you're new

I saw the rules so I'll be alright but thank you anyways.

Yeah I tried to send a stalker meme but it didn't send in #🤨┃stalker_memes
hola stalkers
If it's a stalker meme fell free to send it there 
привет stalker

whats going on in en_offtop
Should I get a PBF gas mask or a PMG gas mask from half-life?
Soviet gas masks ;-;
Just the filter

like pmg more for some reason
Probably because it's not a cheek filter
Corn >>>>> metal
Michel Lotito (French pronunciation: [miʃɛl lɔtito]; June 15, 1950 – June 25, 2007) was a French entertainer, born in Grenoble, famous for deliberate consumption of indigestible objects. He came to be known as Monsieur "Mouth" Mangetout ("Mr. Eat-All"). He started eating this unusual diet at age 9.
Ratón
straight vodka burns
Depends on the brand
I drank what probably influenced cossacks vodka lmao (I have no idea on talking out my ass probs)
Skol
That was just after high school...will never touch that shit again
But seriously never drink skol if you have the option
Skol gives you extra rads
@void kelp YOU NEED SEE THIS LOLLLLL
https://youtu.be/lMPc-HCSspM
Silly video about Neco Arc and Arcueid. Now!
Original audio: https://youtu.be/KcR_XEmNxsQ
MBLT Fight video on background: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-1bRSAMmk0&t=19s
Join my Neco Cult:
-- https://discord.gg/FMQd3KnAjK --
Skol is what I drank when I was a kid and yeah its rubbing alcohol
Story of my life
I wanna die
How can you play stalker 2 without 150 kinds of healthy kits and 15000 repair tools?

i always click onto the gifpicker out of muscle memory
and there is this distgusting gif right at the start
and it takes willpower to fight muscle memory and not accidentally send it

always think about what neco arc would do
we both know neco arc would send it
anyway look at these stats for bowser's down special
the king koopa is so funny but he is so bad 💀
A sophisticated individual drinks coke vanilla
maybe once a decade
cherry coke is my favorite soda
i rarely drink it tho
thats a good one yeah i rarely drink soda, weirdly drink energy drinks lately tho
me too lol
I like water
or craft soda
However, I exercise daily
Water is really good
craft soda is the way to go
my main bevs are water or seltzers
i drink monster and pre workout cuz im not a pussy
whatever it takes
trans people working out is both foreign and really fitting at the same time
Huh

Most ive seen are fat or skinny af
i think working out isnt a gendery thing
it just happens

It is, only humans can do this
I never saw a frog flex
dunno
muscles are usually considered pretty masculine
well ill tell all the ladies to take a hike
the act of working out isnt
but the result often is
i didnt ask you, silly

bench only 
Based
idk some of lenin's works in chinese i guess
it looks lit though
I do leg day but is kinda pointless bc every day i do a 10-20min run by the morning and by the end of the day
I have a tape label, makes me think it's a book on tape, spend too much time formatting tape covers
i simply do arms only because its more fun to do
cranking it on the hub isnt working out
Didn't need to know that but alright then.
i mentioned bench earlier dimwit 😔
bench my beloved
freddie dredd? based
how much you bench???
He's vibe right now I would listen to stalker but I listen to much
never measured
just put on what weights i could lift while also being really heavy without doing the math
maybe around 115 or so
chad move lol
Im low-key about to buy this but it's in pre order
buy yourself a nice dinner instead 
I have money I can throw around a little and plus I have a savings account anyways
ayo?

I'm hunger
I don't wanna
a hooker
a permanent hooker
whats your addy?

buy a following
Good Morning.
e-parents will become a thing in the far future im sure

morning
I need to pay my neco prisma
what have I walked into
I live in Ukraine, we have 6:47 in the morning.
How long did I sleep before the Helpers showed up?

Makes me think of the joke I once heard
lmfao so true
And what is this modification about, can you briefly explain?
Too many things, new side quests, npcs, a bunch of new models, new outfits a the biggest merge of community mods
And did you do it yourself? Or do you have a whole company there?
Some friends are doing some little things,but 95% is me, the scripts, the port stuff and even some models
Listen, in what spaces can you play your creation?
i was never told this 😔
i always thought the art was for kicks

I got a dedicated server only for my mod
I was even muted for advertising him
art
Okay, but if I try to just type into Google, will the results be given to me?
I think it will show my outdated article on moddb
The mod was not launched yet
I don't have many time now to work on him
And what is the total weight of this modification, at the moment? Do you have 10 gigabytes
I got ny page but i didn't get the approval yet
Rn is 24 gigas any each version, but it's bc I'm currently using a mod manager to organize the tests
And that is, the modification is not yet 100% ready, yep?
Hai hai
yooooo
Gm 
Good morning:3
What's up
chicken butt!


Hood classic right there

im so cold ihad to put a sweater on
Awkward discord post time
Biblical accurate monolith
god i wish that were me
Good morning and welcome to the Black Mesa Transit System 

God I wish that was me
Honestly me too
What the
borf
hey guys i guess thats it
What the heck is that design
Red on red?
Are you mad?

kurt cobain:
Average day in the zone
Sylky gone nutters

Average day in the zone
preggers

who
no
my honest reaction
eat my finger
My honest reaction
my very honest reaction
bandit seva
its seva
wasnt you who ask me to make a monolith trench coat ?

Liar
I love CoCk
call of chernokyl right ? RIGHT ?
Uhhhhhhhh

Yeah call of chernobyl
kyl
Kiss You on the Lips

Stupid cat!!!!
you're my mod on my server
You don't need another cock if you have one already
ban anyone if they are having fun
- Whoever said that
I am there cause of the cock fights

How many CoCk's is truly enough tho
Bruh that shit was so hilarious

It's duderino to you
No need for that
no
I want one more
And cute boys

Man became the motherboard
Sus
@cinder crag @coarse rapids @void kelp look what i found a screenshot of the prototype of my unity game
yeah, somehow the bandit eyes are a removeble part, only that model got this
embed fail hum 
Embed fail hmms
DIE

AHHHHH




I found the fate community, and i regret
Theres any other way to play race games ? I didn't found yet
-carmaggedon fan
Yes.
Stalker
Stolkor
Sdalger
Stulgar
Stawka
cheers to that
stalk stalk
sadly no

I heard it ain’t half bad
They community I’m not so sure
What a fcking nig-

this could be me having fun in the city instead my parents decided to move into a countryside
i actually got flashbacks 'cause of this video and i love it
i miss city life
Outskirts is nice and quiet
But going to the city is fun
I miss...
what the f-
to the good times
Bandit seva = beva
Hehe beva
is this nfs most wanted
Looks like burnout or something
my cat and her kittens sleeping
:)
FlatOut 2.
they did really say 🛏️
Hello stalkers i'm deppresed
why
life in the zone is hard
cordon? you guys barely do anything
Live gato reaction
"barely"
i mean, besides smuggling Sidorovich's stuff
https://youtu.be/vDMp3Q_gZoU bloodsucker watching me laugh at post
I mean
The military are the most underrated faction of game
maybe people would give them more love if they were friendlier outside of call of pripyat
Young people drafted into military
of course many will corrupt themselves
but there were military stalkers
Well, anyway i like to play as military in anomaly mod
never played as them
Its fun
what do you do
Kill
Joking
Last time i tried to go trough black forrest with 6 military companions
bootlicker
?
NOOOOO
the whole point of the military in stalker is to depict a corrupt and stupid structure
Funny machien guna at the cordon:
they the only one there drafted
Vova Vist chad
against they will
What about the Renegades? The UN? Not really a faction, but what about Shaman?

Good to see you've got no clue what you're talking about 
Before the events of CS, anomalies were different than the ones we've come to know. In what way were they different?
Exactly 
It turns out the ones that were present before the big Emission were actually not invisible. Of course, the anomalies we know aren't THAT invisible, but imagine the ones that existed before that. I wonder what they looked like
Idk. Saw this on his Cameo page and thought it was funny. Might have been lost forever one day if I didn't screencap and upload here.
The anomalies totally give you magic powers, trust me
Just try walking into one :)
You'll be fine
Goood morning
There's also an anomy spewing out tarhun!
There's even a pool full of tarhun in yanov
Hai
Shark? Where?!
What
Le FC in a foggy Shomaru pass
Im thr big emission
The*
Ngl for about 0.8 seconds I thought I was looking at d2_coast_09


This reminded me
Why lost coast is so creepy
If there's no devs coment, that game could be a horror game
Hl nerd
https://youtu.be/WRgCvuDas44
@void kelp @brittle helm
Melty blood evo
What's "im thr"? Learn to English bro 
Sup.
'Sup
Anything new?
I own an artillery luger now
Uh-oh.

Half life 2?
I think ravenholm is overrated
this is not lost coast
I think the most horrific place is in episode 1 when on the train leaving the citadel
When alyx is giving the story about how the stalkers a made
But the most creepy thing is the burnt human model that actually used a real image of a burnt body as the texture
It was removed from HL2 in later patch but it's still in Gmod and beta versions of the game
I'm a big half life fan
What's fake

Ur mum

Stalker multiplayer rpg

Has anyone realised that HD models fir stalker just adds DayZ clothing and stalker mods for DayZ are just Stalker clothing?


we all know,its why they suck

Yeah it does suck

I think the original models are better but the juggernaut HD models like the extensive armour should stay as dayz doesn't have that armour in vanilla
Just standard plate carrier

Aww
@teal oracle @slender wagon
Ayo it looks so good 
Hai

Hello, guys. How are you doing?
I wanna die
i second this, but for unrelated reasons
Pimpin' my dude
sos mogus
Damn bro way better than anything I can do
tfw its your cars birthday in 19 days
I'm tired af
Hai liza
Finished gym

Dear lord
Theres this weird old game novel type
And theres the first neco arc canon appears
My god
And she only appears in the bad ending

im also partly infected
Hello everyone
DONT GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT
KILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILL
Wat da heck's goin on
I had a strange dream where the Zone Simp from the Stalker 2 trailer was a boss who had tons of artifacts that supercharged him
Your mind is filled with stalker 2 when she should be filled with neco arc
Who created neco arc
No one
hostage situation +bomb defuse
I Am thinking of buying a new cpu what do you think this i3 price should be
Based
i fcking hate neco arc
same
I Want answers
cuz he told me 58 dollars which i dont accept
sylky what happened to you
Neco arc is life
Waifu infected him
And now i got nitro so
Waifu not even like neco arc
this is not the real sylky! its an imposter!
its his virus
@teal oracle Release the Nova 6
@void kelp
Real. Sylky, you must listen to me. They are coming...
Grido Van Rossum
Shepherd?
Okay, show
what are you doing here left behind?
Hum hold on
Shadow Of Chernobyl Theme 
FAKE MAN
KILL HIM
I'm not left behind, I just Adrian
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Dune Buggy · The Presidents Of The United States Of America · Chris Ballew · Dave Dederer · Jason Finn
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Producer: Conrad Uno
Producer: Chris Ballew
Producer: Dave Dederer
Auto-ge...
oh Gman saved you hope you come back one day
Steel and Silver in my Ass
https://youtu.be/gkKy1TaeobU
Buy Here: http://www.metalblade.com/visigoth
Visigoth "Steel and Silver" from the album "Conqueror's Oath".
I almost did
Sylky got impostered.
It's not real sylky
And I can't understand who is this goofy cat
Everywhere
Sylky was kidnapped and switched for a cat
She is a veeery silly cat
That's why is funny
hmm look what u done did you found a secret :) in my ass
I will not call this "A Medieval Secret" ever.
I do not own the music. Pizza tower composers are Mr. Sauceman, ClascyJitto(Frostix) and POST ELVIS.
Pizza tower belongs to Tour De Pizza.
Come on, just buy the soundtrack!! You know you want it!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2250640/Pizza_Tower_Soundtrack/ https://ronandecastel.bandcamp.com/...
Goodness 

Same
Ze best joke of the day
If I had a heart in my ass
Guard down in my ass
Beef time 
In my ass

I Ejaculate Fire in my ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpB_6ilZHv4
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Dethalbum III
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https://youtu.be/JNM2tV3PA_8
These days in my ass
Music video by Alien Ant Farm performing These Days. (C) 2003 Dreamworks Records
Time for a Vasim classic
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Slim Pickens Does The Right Thing And Rides The Bomb To Hell · The Offspring
Days Go By
℗ 2012 Round Hill Records
Released on: 2012-06-26
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Composer Lyricist: Bryan Keith Holland
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Might as well go with the good ol' trusted method of killing a heretic
Gabij
Lament deez nuts
https://youtu.be/QBgWCDeFh2E @urban coral
We're about to get the next part of the Arks of Omen story! Vashtorr is besieging the Dark Angels, THE ROCK itself will be at the centre of this epic battle but from some of the missions from the book, is The Rock going to actually fall?!
Thank you for watching my video, glory to the Emperor and the Imperium of Mankind!
Join this channel to ge...
Aye, seen
We shall stand tall against those who wish to see us reduced to rubble

Ngl, I wish we'd see more about the Dark Angels Reivers. They've got such a weird position in their Chapter
BRUUUUHH
Y'know, I'm happy the Voices exist. They make making decisions so easy
Hop on LEGO Universe
god slapped me in the face as a child
why was that so fvunny
Sylky gonna make me hate cats
Neco's the problem
WHAT
Not cats
HERESY
one day i will look at a cat and see neco arc
he is gonna drive us insane
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
blocking him fr fr
@old nymph
if we dont stop sylky that will happen
Viktorn is to blame
he infected sylky
He has unleashed this disease amongst us
Plan B @teal oracle
I am going to kill the Neco
loaf
KILL YOURSELF
kill him
thanks
I like your style 
The pilk was replaced with petrol now they will burn to death good job Estous
Well someone isn’t getting a nice warm 2L of Pilk >:(
So Trve. Literally me
skyrim
Posting non stalker memes
Oh i see 
Ummm like 2 weeks

Whats with the sudden neko stuff
You probably have posted some hardcore stuff
Neco god


Damn


Better not hum 
If it's bad, better no
Mmmmm camel smoothie
Its not bad, its like a bait meme
But someone might get offended at the start
does it transpassing any rule?
Idk
Them don't do it
I didn’t read the rules
Legit skill issue

is this an alucard anime reference
Aye
Ffffine
imagine likes new vegas
Can i dm someone and they can check if its ok?
Ok

Imagine tatic fallout
It's pretty hard not to imagine Fallout Tactics for me, ngl
@lone tusk check dm’s
u2 BillyBob
WAIT MOL1T IS MY MOM?!?! 

I have... so many questions right now 
@void kelp Do you have something in common with Gnome Chompski?
How did you know!??!??!??
Now i have to change my identity again
ahoy spongeboy me bob
Don't change your account buddy
Someone knocked on my door this afternoon asking about Gnome Chompski's whereabouts
Well im not whoever that is
Oh, this is fine

It better be
Yes you changed your identity just about now
We have Gnome Chompski in the Rookie Villager!
Ummmmmm
Let's celebrate with a bottle of 40 years old rum
No you dont

Im Chompski Gnome
oddly specific
Maxwell
Hehehheeh
Chopski! Chopski! Chopski!
Lol
I miss soldier voice actor
We all do 
@obsidian brook I have a serious yet funny question for you, my man #🔍┃ask_gscarchive I'm stocked for the answer
We've got hail 
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CoOMcNuAqMc/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY= this cat is more hench than most men
It'd be really odd if it'd be an in-game cutscene
Why cinematic? Just put a slide telling the story 
That's what I assume, tbh
I expect live action too
you expect too much
I highly doubt it'll be FMV tho
I only expect a good game 
We have it in CoP
Wall of text that lasts for a whole 5 seconds 👍
I want a good game, but I don't expect one 
You guys don't get the joke
Tell me more
Funny how the cop slides are already 100% better then every fallout ending after 3
Stalker 2 leaked intro 😱 (ignore the skeleton GSC forgot to cut it out)
Thats the reborn skeleton
Reborn is true canon game
How many r34 links? 
Me explaing why reborn skeleton is vital to stalker 2 plot: 
Y'all mad
Oh boy I'm tired
I dunno why i already made all scripts and stuff but my boss want me to writer some stuff in the article
I can't take it
.
Exactly
Neco arc will except me when i reach heaven
Then I hope you go soon
I swear to god stalker 2 better have nanosuit seva
Play LEGO Universe tho
Wouldn't be cool if strelok says that he is the father of the new protagonist?
No
And the dude was up in the cnpp and said noooooooo
And then the monolith says:
Come stalker you can have want you deserved
i need to slep
Rawr
Me waking up my parents at 3 am staying I threw up

Dang
I decided to check on HBO's TLOU and albeit I watched something last time, I kinda find it not that bad
What do yall think?
It seems like The Strain with bugger budget to me
Sucks
Hydra Dominatus
Actually, Black Legion and Iron Warriors 
Hydra Dominatus
also
is dwarf fortress hard?
might get it
why?
for rock and stone of course!
its vashtorr
my favorite
Looks like my boy's going to fight against a Daemon 
Vashtorr aint no regular daemon
hes much more than that
Exactly 
i should sabotage a german coal factory
so they have to replace it with nuclear energy 








