💬┃en_offtop

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-apocalypse-now-gif-3471178

https://tenor.com/view/smells-like-victory-apocalypse-now-gif-5656800

[void kelp]

Im putting all my money in Lockheed stock and General dynamics and Northrop Grunum

[cinder crag]

treason

[prisma zephyr]

Ya and then you can buy your way out of service

[void kelp]

naw ill get bone spurs

[gray jetty]

I tell you brother I’ll make sure we win that war cus I’ll have no place of employment other wise

A fate worse than death

[void kelp]

"Sir thats the smell of burning children"

[gray jetty]

You can take my life before you can take my job

[regal heron]

they got enough money already

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/dwayne-johnson-the-rock-wwe-smell-gif-16277621

[void kelp]

Yup. this person is retarded

[prisma zephyr]

Gotta love some war crimes

[regal heron]

i'm not gonna die for some oil company

[gray jetty]

Trust me brother if we’re in Taiwan we will be able to commit many

[void kelp]

what did i expect from a person with a Hazbin Hotel pfp?

[gray jetty]

[void kelp]

nothing

[regal heron]

anime pfp

[gray jetty]

This is what we call dead weight in society

[void kelp]

and?

[gray jetty]

[prisma zephyr]

Your problem is you fear death, young wabison

[void kelp]

BASED

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/berserk-gif-gif-22174445

[gray jetty]

I fear not death for if I have nothing to come home to unless I achieve victory

[prisma zephyr]

Someone said anime

[gray jetty]

[gray jetty]

My employer will have layed me off as our largest customer would have been destroyed by the communists

[void kelp]

[prisma zephyr]

"the Way of the warrior is resolute acceptance of death."
Miyamoto musashi

https://tenor.com/view/samurai-strong-wind-gif-7953888

[regal heron]

i'd rather commit suicide than die for this shithole tbh

[void kelp]

Lmfao then leave

[gray jetty]

Truly a poor out look on life

People like this expect the world to be handed to yah

Tsk tsk

[void kelp]

coming from the same country that got nuked twice

[regal heron]

i'm not american if that's what you think

thankfully

[gray jetty]

He’s a communist I knew it

[void kelp]

British?

probably a troll from belarus

[regal heron]

somewhere between those 2 countries

[gray jetty]

https://youtu.be/SNurLhe7Jxw

[void kelp]

Fr*nce

[prisma zephyr]

They were literally prepared to fight to the last man. Death before dishonor and all

[regal heron]

non

[void kelp]

now they ashes

[prisma zephyr]

I'm sorry 🤣

[void kelp]

a shadow on the sidewalk

[prisma zephyr]

Top world superpower babyyyyy

[void kelp]

what about our reptilian overlords?

[regal heron]

superpower but nothing to show for it except the imperialism

[void kelp]

good

[regal heron]

they're bad at the imperialism too

[void kelp]

true

[gray jetty]

Imperialism is an act of gift giving

[prisma zephyr]

That's where you're wrong, kiddo

[void kelp]

our president's pullout was sloppy

in Afghanistan

[gray jetty]

We say being American is a gift and what’s a gift if you don’t share it

[prisma zephyr]

Don't get me started on that

[regal heron]

i don't think anyone could've done much better with that tbh

[void kelp]

I dont like pullouts

[regal heron]

shouldn't have been there in the first place

[void kelp]

worry about your shithole country

[prisma zephyr]

I'll sum it up as this:
"The society that separates its scholars from its warriors will have its thinking done by cowards and its fighting by fools"

[gray jetty]

Here is dog

[prisma zephyr]

Yall cry when we play world police and then cry when we don't lol

[regal heron]

it's still a shithole but at least it's better than america

[prisma zephyr]

Damned if you do damned if you dont

[regal heron]

i'd be very happy if america didn't play world police

[gray jetty]

Is this guy saying the uk is better than America?

[prisma zephyr]

I mean it's human nature to hate on the top dog

[regal heron]

i'm not from the uk

[void kelp]

hell nah

[prisma zephyr]

Better than the alternatives, altho one of em have already shot themselves in the foot

[urban coral]

Ayo no way I read someone here is a communist?

[void kelp]

im not from the UK but i can tell you that uk is 100 times worse the the US of B

[atomic lynx]

I don't know if I will ever go to military, since I have ADD

[urban coral]

[gray jetty]

Uk is keeping my people hostage they want out

[atomic lynx]

And I'm not American

[gray jetty]

Free Scotland!

[regal heron]

though the uk is marginally better than america

[urban coral]

SCOTLAND FOREVER my dude

[regal heron]

how about no world police

[prisma zephyr]

You're all commies in Jack's eyes. Except li erty prime he is cool

[void kelp]

ear rape btw

[urban coral]

Political btw

[void kelp]

kind of it's just loud

[prisma zephyr]

Big cap

[urban coral]

#📌┃rules

[gray jetty]

The uk is high key garbage fire

[urban coral]

[void kelp]

true

[urban coral]

True!

[gray jetty]

It’s so bad even wales wants out

[void kelp]

if i was a whale i would also want to get out if the UK

[urban coral]

I'm not in his eyes. Probably says more about this server

[atomic lynx]

We Turks are waiting someone stupid enough to breach the Montreux Convention

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/what-kind-of-communist-shit-is-that-william-murphy-frank-murphy-f-is-for-family-what-the-hell-gif-17592673

[urban coral]

I mean, that moment when they confiscate bike tires because they're classified as "deadly weapons", you know something's wrong

[coarse rapids]

[urban coral]

Same goes for forks and spoons

[coarse rapids]

They did what

[gray jetty]

The people have rock

[prisma zephyr]

So in Canada you can own a metal ball but it CANNOT have spikes

[urban coral]

Confiscate a bike tire, because it was a deadly weapon

[gray jetty]

With rock you may claim freedom

[coarse rapids]

How do you even write a report for that?

[urban coral]

Too bad, mine are made of steel

[coarse rapids]

The Paperwork alone
It's embarrassing

[urban coral]

It's Britain

[regal heron]

my balls do have spikes

[urban coral]

'Nuff said

[urban coral]

Duckfoot 😎

[urban coral]

Like, I've got the video, but I doubt I'm allowed to post it here

[atomic lynx]

Why you must remind me this Twitter, I bleached my eyes for a reason and it's back on my feed

dies from cringe

[urban coral]

Twitter
Your own fault for using it

[coarse rapids]

DM me

[prisma zephyr]

This

[urban coral]

Can't, video's too big

[prisma zephyr]

Upload to yt lol

[coarse rapids]

Streamable idiot

[void kelp]

Nothing is ever too big

[gray jetty]

This is why I’ll never buy a msi product

[simple sage]

GrunwolfXX#1986 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[prisma zephyr]

That's not very nice

[simple sage]

GrunwolfXX#1986 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[cinder crag]

except the roman empire.

[atomic lynx]

Cringetastic content

[void kelp]

[prisma zephyr]

@void kelp welcome to the degen club

[atomic lynx]

Am I right?

[void kelp]

I’m a little more than a degenerate

[coarse rapids]

ill send him some music after

[void kelp]

4chan ruined my childhood

[urban coral]

More like "Welcome to #💬┃en_offtop"

[atomic lynx]

I'll admit, imma degenerate

And I'm not ashamed to be one

[urban coral]

I'll admit, I'm sanen't

[coarse rapids]

@cinder crag ayo stop,you posted enuff

[coarse rapids]

Thats like 3,deleted one of em

[urban coral]

Dutch fr fr

[cinder crag]

wwoah thats liike.... more than two!!

[coarse rapids]

didnt know you could count

[cinder crag]

im impressed you could

[gray jetty]

My son has arrived btw

[coarse rapids]

Im a very intelligent being see????

[coarse rapids]

The board?

[urban coral]

Welp, I'mma just post it here, delete if needed

[cinder crag]

son?

[coarse rapids]

Yeeeeees

[cinder crag]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/759814040297275402/1051962813012254900/catet.gif

[urban coral]

Seriously, why is this post up for so long?

Still not deleted, impressive

[coarse rapids]

Im huh deleting that for good measure but

Wow F'd up

[urban coral]

Huh, only the video?

[cinder crag]

what was deleted

[urban coral]

My video, with consent

[cinder crag]

wait was it the british one

[urban coral]

Aye

[cinder crag]

bro what

how is that bad

[urban coral]

Oh, it's spicy my bro, because it tells the truth

[cinder crag]

screw the brits

[gray jetty]

Dm me that video

[urban coral]

Can't, since it's too big

[prisma zephyr]

I get muted for a day for responding to a meme, and this man out here posting all the spicy shit with nothing xD

[coarse rapids]

Rule 8

[urban coral]

You can probably open it in #bot-logging

[gray jetty]

The uk one?

[urban coral]

Yup

[coarse rapids]

You cant

[cinder crag]

i sent it

[urban coral]

Ayo bruh they really should get Auttaja back

[coarse rapids]

autajja was asleep more times than he was awake,the lazy bum didnt do squat

[cinder crag]

thats not politics 💀

thats just genuine concerns

[urban coral]

Ayo fake, he was based

[coarse rapids]

I worked sith autajja and he felt unfinished

He was based but

[urban coral]

"In a perfect world..."

[coarse rapids]

It was as tho he was in constant work and wasnt ready to be used just yet

[urban coral]

Anything's better than Wolf

[void kelp]

@simple sage

[simple sage]

GrunwolfXX#1986 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[urban coral]

Git oof'd, me hombre

[simple sage]

GrunwolfXX#1986 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[void kelp]

I hate that bot

[urban coral]

Aye

[prisma zephyr]

Same

They exist for us to pour our angst into

[coarse rapids]

You know

Wolf is just mee6

[prisma zephyr]

Honestly at least it's not random words like another discord

[coarse rapids]

A reskin of mee6

[urban coral]

True and we all know MEE6 is kinda wack

[prisma zephyr]

You can't say boobs but you can say penis or something

Completely counter-intuitive, that one

Chivalry 2 sucks anyways tho

[gray jetty]

We can’t the bot is dead

[coarse rapids]

Inknewnit

[urban coral]

Dang, real bummer

[tiny dew]

You overcooked your Gat 210!

[gray jetty]

The creators of it abandoned it

[urban coral]

@slender wagon @teal oracle
So, why are there no good White Scars successor chapters?

[gray jetty]

Mans went from 1 to 2 fps

[coarse rapids]

Bc its based on Genghis Khan ans the mongols

[teal oracle]

they dont exist

because the white scars tell no tales

[urban coral]

Which is based

It's just that their successor chapters look pretty lame

[tiny dew]

Real

[urban coral]

@coarse rapids
Here it is

[prisma zephyr]

Fr

[coarse rapids]

PFFF HAHAHAHAHAHA

I pray for all the homies who died to a bike wheel

No collision accidents dont count

[prisma zephyr]

What a way to go

[prisma zephyr]

I'd be so embarrassed to be beaten to death by a bike wheel

[cinder crag]

erm isn't this political??????

[coarse rapids]

Hmm,no

[cinder crag]

bro this was literally the video

how is this any different 💀

[coarse rapids]

The video contained more stuff,it wasnt strictly stuff like this

[cinder crag]

it literally was

[cinder crag]

it was four minutes of these screenshots

[urban coral]

Video was a collection of all sorts of things that happened in the UK. Some of them political, some of them not. These are clearly not political

[cinder crag]

💀

[coarse rapids]

[urban coral]

Gimme my AK minigun

[prisma zephyr]

Every American ever

[teal oracle]

i hate it

[prisma zephyr]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc0Tmw26XVA

Only in the US

[urban coral]

Hop on LEGO Universe

[cinder crag]

[urban coral]

I miss Papa Franku

[teal oracle]

What happened

[urban coral]

You never knew Papa Franku?

[teal oracle]

yes but why did he quit and pursue a musical career

i dont blame him but

[urban coral]

Medical condition

Still, it's sad

Personally not that big of a fan of his music

[teal oracle]

his music aint bad tho

i like it a bit

[urban coral]

But Glimpse of Us is pretty alright

[urban coral]

There is never a last Krieger

Actually, ngl, but I'm pretty interested in the Invaders Chapter as of late

They look hella cool

[prisma zephyr]

🤔🧐

I've always felt like SM are overrated honestly lol

[slender wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/space-marines-gif-12025582

What you say, boy?

[urban coral]

Both overrated and underrated

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-gif-8197900

[urban coral]

But they do be the poster boys of the factions, so it's kinda obvious

[prisma zephyr]

At least, anything but the blueberries

[urban coral]

Exactly

Unfortunately, we've got a Smurf fan in here

[prisma zephyr]

It's more the fact that GW beat off to them so damn hard while ignoring everything else

[slender wagon]

Good

[prisma zephyr]

Insistin on a fistin

[slender wagon]

Ultrasmurfs run the world

Space marine 2 Titus is coming, and all you soyboy chapter fans cant do shit about it

[prisma zephyr]

Smurfs are the vanilla ice cream of 40k

[urban coral]

"the world" doesn't say much in 40k

[prisma zephyr]

But not as tasty

[slender wagon]

Still less calories

[prisma zephyr]

They are the saltine cracker of 4pk

[slender wagon]

Enjoy oreo ice cream fatso

[prisma zephyr]

Better comparison

[slender wagon]

(Just joking bro, I love you all)

[teal oracle]

ultramarines are mid
robot girlyman on the other hand

[prisma zephyr]

Not much of a sweets person

[prisma zephyr]

I don't take offense lol

[slender wagon]

Cool bro, take care of your body and Robot Gorillaman will recruit you

[prisma zephyr]

The only blueberry worth noting is Titus

[slender wagon]

I dont like sweets either

[urban coral]

I mean, I think that only one part of the UMs is underrated and it is the fact that it usually isn't told why the UMs are actually able to fight that often, despite the losses they take

[prisma zephyr]

I work out for a living more or less lol

[void kelp]

I hate fat people

[slender wagon]

Paradox WH fan and built body, actual chad

A rare specimen among discords

Good job Paradox, you win at life

Here, have a protein bar 🍫

[prisma zephyr]

Honestly most people wouldn't think I'm a nerd. You should have seen the look on the 40k people's faces when I went in the store lol

[slender wagon]

The henry cavill of STOC

[prisma zephyr]

Dude was trying to tell me the imperial guard is called Astra militarum like I didn't already know thst

[simple sage]

Paradox#7185 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[urban coral]

Oof

[prisma zephyr]

I freaking wish LOL

[slender wagon]

wolf is clear sky enjoyer aka retarded dont mind him

[urban coral]

Nah, Wolf is literally faking playing CS, he's the worst of the worst

[void kelp]

Like half the people here

[prisma zephyr]

I'm not gonna tell you I'm ex-freedom

[slender wagon]

[prisma zephyr]

Wait...

[prisma zephyr]

GOTTEM LOL

[slender wagon]

well ex is good

ex-freedom is good

[void kelp]

Ex bf

[urban coral]

Freedom Gang

[prisma zephyr]

After SHoC freedom went to shit and I just went loner in my headcanon

[urban coral]

Anything better than Duty, ngl

[prisma zephyr]

MOST BASED STATEMENT EVER

[urban coral]

Literally the truth, though

[void kelp]

Freedom 🤢

[prisma zephyr]

I like freedom cuz

1. Weed
2. They actually did something and held monolith back

[slender wagon]

Paradox, you have chosen a great time to show up on en_warhammer. With Crimson's unjust mute before a few days the channel has befallen to atrocities like furries, anime, neco arcs and several other very BURNable cults.

[void kelp]

Who ever made that meme I posted ily

[chrome dagger]

I initially sided with Duty but well, I'm a loner now. Duty are tyrranical, Freedom are unorganized stoners. Both are not exactly ideal

[rough patio]

Freedom are just nicer guys in general

[prisma zephyr]

Yes let's start burning the neco arcs plz

[slender wagon]

Now that Crimson is not muted, we will continue to brainwash the channel to become en_warhammer.

[void kelp]

Join monolith for sissy hypno femboys

[urban coral]

Of course it has the fanfic of Bloodsuckers in it

[void kelp]

LMFAO

[prisma zephyr]

Unless they make you run through a minefield naked...which honestly was so hilarious I instantly fell in love

[prisma zephyr]

IT WAS ONE TIME AND I WAS DRUNK AND HIGH

[urban coral]

Hella

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/908912109142827082/1079578526623215656/ezgif-3-af1195d740_1.gif

[urban coral]

It's actually Bandit dialogue

[slender wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/captain-titus-space-marine2-ultramarines-warhammer40000-warhammer40k-gif-25493768

[rough patio]

Dutiers are just.... how the polish say it.... People with sticks up their ass

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/okay-then-linus-sebastian-linus-tech-tips-thumbs-up-okay-fine-gif-20668596

[prisma zephyr]

LMAO

Ofc it's from the one game I could never get to work

[void kelp]

Oml LMFAO

[prisma zephyr]

Indeed. Kind of just dickheads

[urban coral]

Dutyers are hypocrites, even if they don't know it. By protecting the people from the Zone, they're actually bringing the Zone's dangers towards them and thus to the Stalkers around them

[slender wagon]

Alright guys imma go game some

[rough patio]

what you gonna game bro?

[slender wagon]

before i leave, here's some fire: stalcraft is spiritual successor to STALKER

[prisma zephyr]

Like I said before at least freedom actually does something. Duty just hang around the bar and give STALKERs a hard time

[slender wagon]

enjoy fighting among you

[urban coral]

Obvious bait is obvious

[slender wagon]

HUNT:Showdown

[prisma zephyr]

It unironically looks entertaining lmao

StalkerZ tho

[rough patio]

bro that fire only gonna warm me up so no cold

[urban coral]

Like, even the guys around Rostok mention that Duty literally does nothing

No joke

[slender wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/stalcraft-gif-25590846

[gloomy wolf]

I remember how Linus dropped RTX 3090

[prisma zephyr]

I'm going for some kind of record

[rough patio]

well im gonna go either play war thunder or deep cock galacticc

i mean rock

[void kelp]

Ayo

[rough patio]

yes

[urban coral]

You've got a long way to go then

[void kelp]

I’m interested

[prisma zephyr]

EXACTLY! Freedom may be a bunch of anarchist stoners but at least they actually contributed something

[urban coral]

https://tenor.com/view/deep-rock-galactic-rock-and-stone-gif-22047860

[prisma zephyr]

That's hilarious cuz those are the two games I've been switching between

[slender wagon]

Duty has drip, unlike hippie a$$ freedom

[prisma zephyr]

Literally

[slender wagon]

And thats all we care about D R I P

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-duty-dance-dolg-gif-21048575

[prisma zephyr]

Nah dude flecktarn is a million times better

[rough patio]

about freedom n duty thing id'like to add that duty originally DID play a major part against the zone

[urban coral]

More over, Duty apparently lies about defending the Barrier, despite Freedom and volunteers laying down their lives to protect everyone

[prisma zephyr]

Flecktarn >edgy red and black

[slender wagon]

I am FREEDOM in Stalcraft btw, they got base in tunnels so ez movement

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/linus-linus-drop-linustechtips-linusdroptips-drop-gif-24524203

[urban coral]

Canonically why people actually join Duty

Again, no joke

[slender wagon]

Me too

[prisma zephyr]

Ya but by the time of CoP freedom really fell off

[rough patio]

remember that it was Duty who fought the mutant hordes in agroprom underground

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-duty-dance-dolg-gif-21048575

[vernal loom]

She hides from Freedumbers

[cinder crag]

birdie

[rough patio]

but now duty just sits on their ass

[prisma zephyr]

I guess duty and freedom fell off by the time of CoP

[rough patio]

although they do protect 100rads so.....

[prisma zephyr]

But meh I just went loners

[slender wagon]

STALKER 2 has new secret faction but nobody knows

[gloomy wolf]

Nope

[urban coral]

And thus caused even more problems. Hell, it's the most dangerous place in the Zone at that point. When has it ever happened that something as rare and as dangerous as a Pseudogiant was that close to the border of the Zone?

[cinder crag]

its the Tampico faction

[teal oracle]

We protect da beer

[urban coral]

The place is literally littered with bones and blood

[rough patio]

yeah....

[slender wagon]

No no, its called Anomaly chads, they all fight against you tactical and 1 shot you from 150m

Cant wait for Gamma 2

[rough patio]

on of my favourite locations though

[vernal loom]

Y’all I was on anaesthesia so if I say something abnormally stupid just ignore

[slender wagon]

aight im off lads enjoy

[prisma zephyr]

🤔🧐

[urban coral]

Same, I love Agroprom

[urban coral]

Wait, you actually like Ward?

[prisma zephyr]

It's ok we gathered as much when you mentioned freedom

[cinder crag]

who am i enjoying

[rough patio]

Agro is propably the biggest unnderground location in stalkre

[prisma zephyr]

I'd rather be free-dumb than straight dooty

[vernal loom]

Ward gae. I hate new factions.

[rough patio]

maybe apart from prpyat 1

[vernal loom]

Duty actually gets sex

FREEDUMB doesn’t

[prisma zephyr]

Bruh

[urban coral]

Stupid new faction, literally a Military copy except less based

[cinder crag]

with who

[rough patio]

dutyers are gay

[prisma zephyr]

Duty are a bunch of nerdy mil LARPers

[rough patio]

thats why they get sex

[prisma zephyr]

They ain't getting laid lol

[cinder crag]

oh wait thats the faction that are like pmcs or something

[vernal loom]

W

[void kelp]

That just means they like what I like

[gloomy wolf]

Duty and Freedom at Yanov are something like reckon groups. CoP's ending even shows Bar and Army warehouses as main bases of these factions.

[cinder crag]

mercs are too but different

[urban coral]

Ward just wacky new faction that's literally Military but not

[cinder crag]

so like a coup?

[urban coral]

This duder knows his stuff

[prisma zephyr]

I think they were quite literally recon groups. Idk it's been so long

[rough patio]

i hope we get to see Striders group in stalker 2

that would be a cool comeback

[urban coral]

We will, probably

[prisma zephyr]

You guys want to hear a theory I have from the trailer?

For 2*

[urban coral]

This is going to be oof

[rough patio]

aye? what is it brother?

[prisma zephyr]

Strelok is the one that they are talking about murdering

[urban coral]

My theory is that S.T.2 won't be a STALKER game

[urban coral]

I sure hope so

[cinder crag]

are they like special forces then

[regal heron]

whatever story and lore there is in stalker 2 is gonna get ruined by the voice acting 💀

[tiny dew]

ST2 will be bandit simulator

[regal heron]

that voice acting in the trailer was horrendous

[tiny dew]

and piss contest

[rough patio]

british during ww2 be like: haha lets put 12 machine guns on the wings of our plane

[prisma zephyr]

I can't imagine another character being as important to the zone

[tiny dew]

Whoever pisses most bloodsuckers, wins

[cinder crag]

[urban coral]

Read the pic I sent

[urban coral]

Hermit

[cinder crag]

so... yes

[rough patio]

in stalker we need like a religious group thats actually a religious group and not brainwashed dumbasses

[regal heron]

but that is a religious group

[prisma zephyr]

🤔🧐🤔🧐🤔🧐

[urban coral]

Basically Duty 2.0 except Military 2.0

[prisma zephyr]

Ya the whole brainwashing part is what puts me off from monolith lol

[tiny dew]

Till ST2 comes out we'd be long gone no @urban coral

[bitter hearth]

Hello there, how it be

[cinder crag]

to me it sounds like some sort of special forces acting as a police force to control the zone for research purposes

[urban coral]

Monolith except Monolith

[gloomy wolf]

Theoretically this new faction is like a personal army of Chernobyl Anomalous Zone Research Institute.

[tiny dew]

People are on a mission to disappoint every other human being

[rough patio]

like the covenant in stalcraft

[cinder crag]

so special forces

[prisma zephyr]

This is actually cool af I need to play clear sky lol

[urban coral]

Dang, if only Duty didn't already do that

[cinder crag]

well if you read your own image, it says that its beliefs are contrary to Duty's because Duty wants to destroy the Zone

[urban coral]

SIRCAA moment

But basically, it's a cheap copy from already existing factions

[bitter hearth]

Then we should be on a mission to grant brains and scorch wishes!

[cinder crag]

i dont think so

it sounds very interesting

[tiny dew]

https://tenor.com/view/right-tyler-perry-madea-madeas-farewell-correct-gif-18251436

[cinder crag]

it seems this faction will play a heavy role in the story

[urban coral]

Obviously, new GSC made them + it's a new game

[cinder crag]

because i recall one of the trailers talking about the researchers

[urban coral]

Hella logic fr dawg

[cinder crag]

bro your logic is to be mad at something new

💀

of course it's different

[regal heron]

Ward just sounds like clear sky but more militaristic

[urban coral]

Well, the problem is that, if they protect SIRCAA, that means they're directly working against what Strelok wants

[cinder crag]

basically, but also Duty because they're organized like military

[urban coral]

Except Clear Sky did their own research

[cinder crag]

its an interesting mix

[urban coral]

That and they were secretive

[rough patio]

btw does anyone remember the Iskra Scientific Research And Investigation Team?

[urban coral]

Aye

CoP

[gloomy wolf]

There were some tips in ARG that Varta with the assistance of some other factions tried to take control of CNPP under SIRCAA orders.

[urban coral]

Yeah

At least, there's going to be another cease-fire between Duty and Freedom

[regal heron]

I just think it's a pretty boring concept, they could've went with something more original for a new faction than a rehashed faction from the original trilogy

[urban coral]

Imagine being that dumb as to think you can control the CNPP

[regal heron]

But who knows maybe there are more new factions

[rough patio]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/836688410667647066/1082268208083505193/2ubpkq20n85a1.jpg

[urban coral]

It's a new GSC, it's to be expected

[regal heron]

Like fing sin or unisg are more interesting concept wise

[cinder crag]

everyone tries anyway

[gloomy wolf]

But they were reused in mods so many times that it might be pretty boring to add them in S2.

[regal heron]

I'm not saying that they should be reused, just that they are more interesting concepts

[urban coral]

All of them in a boring way, mind you

[rough patio]

bruh my engine broke and its 3 km to the airfield

[teal oracle]

[regal heron]

Like a faction of half mutants who were experimented on and now have a personal vendetta against humanity or a secretive foreign team who operate undercover are way cooler than duty + clear sky

[prisma zephyr]

Imagine mutants organizing

[urban coral]

They already do though

Thank Duty for that

[prisma zephyr]

Dooty*

[void kelp]

booty

[rough patio]

doody

[urban coral]

Poopy

[prisma zephyr]

That's freedom. They're cheeked up

[void kelp]

ayo

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/high-as-fuck-drugs-high-weed-gif-16119033

The first time you meet Freedom

[cinder crag]

gooby

[tiny dew]

Freedom, you say, are cheekiest cheekers?

[prisma zephyr]

@rough patio I'm dissapointed there is no pic of a stalker twerking

[rough patio]

[tiny dew]

@rough patio Are you brother of Osetov?

[urban coral]

I expected a post like this from other people in this server

[rough patio]

dont know any osetov

[prisma zephyr]

"I was trying to sneak up on the dutyers, but I'm dummy thick, and the clap of my ass cheeks alerted the guards"

[gray jetty]

Freedom hands me a nato fire arm and I get to feel like an enemy of the state

[prisma zephyr]

Also you get to do drugs

[tiny dew]

Okay my question was answered

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/beavis-and-butthead-head-bang-beavis-butthead-breaking-the-law-gif-17916412

[urban coral]

SoC Agroprom full stealth run when?

Get the documents without being seen

[gray jetty]

It’s not even illegal anymore

At least where I live

[prisma zephyr]

I meannnn there are other drugs besides weed lol

[gray jetty]

Fair enough

[prisma zephyr]

I'm from Colorado so you don't have to tell me lol

[gray jetty]

I got plenty of poor man’s crack not too worried

It keeps the demons at bay inside my head

[prisma zephyr]

Freedom made their own faction with coke, blackjack, and hookers

(The hookers are vloodsuckers)

[urban coral]

I keep the daemons at bay with my brothers

[prisma zephyr]

Based

[gray jetty]

Trust me the demons are afraid of me when I don’t take them

[rough patio]

idk i just wanted a cool name for an ecologist then i remembered the ecologist guy i saw during my Wind Of Time playthrough

[gray jetty]

And so is just about everyone else around me

[prisma zephyr]

ROFLMAO

Ofc it's clear sky

Jackal was my STALKER name

[urban coral]

No need to take them when there's no need to use them. Let them fear me for who I am

[rough patio]

pfp update!

[urban coral]

Dang, got worse bro

[ripe merlin]

How cs-2 npc looks at me as I die in front of him due to radiation from swampy water

[urban coral]

Sorry to say, but someone has to do it

[urban coral]

*CS-3b

CS-2 is literally nothing

[rough patio]

okay i change bakc

[urban coral]

It doesn't exist

[gray jetty]

With out them I’m the kind of guy who would be able to find a way to say the n word 500 times in the span of 20 minutes just talking about some schizophrenic none sense no one but me understands

[urban coral]

So, a true gamer?

[gray jetty]

Yes

[urban coral]

Just like all of us?

Bro, they're gamer suppression drugs, don't take them

[gray jetty]

You can ask fin he say it once

Saw*

[prisma zephyr]

I wish I could find the actual art from my pfp

[urban coral]

Hella based avatar, bro

[urban coral]

https://rare-gallery.com/uploads/posts/709738-STALKER-S.T.A.L.K.E.R.-Clear-Sky.jpg

Freedom

[prisma zephyr]

You are truly a bro. I spent way too long trying to find it yesterday

[gray jetty]

I’ll feel like I can peel off my skin I don’t know how else to describe what it feels like

[prisma zephyr]

🤫😏

[urban coral]

I just searched it rn lmao

[prisma zephyr]

Apparently I'm retarded

[gray jetty]

Same

[urban coral]

Are the Voices telling you to?

[prisma zephyr]

I forgot about the Google thing

[gray jetty]

No brother

[urban coral]

We know

[gray jetty]

The voices can not control me too

[urban coral]

I didn't use reverse image

[void kelp]

[prisma zephyr]

I just ripped the pfp from another account of mine

[prisma zephyr]

😒

[ripe merlin]

Factorio is fun

[urban coral]

Sounds about right

[prisma zephyr]

Hey man I have to have something to show for all the weed I smoke, in this case it's burnt out brain cells

[gray jetty]

For if I am dead I can never experience the true power of napalm

250mhz quad chip napalm

[urban coral]

Love me Bosnian homies

[gray jetty]

[prisma zephyr]

The Mannikan mask makes it perfect

[ripe merlin]

Where were you in 1991?

[urban coral]

Not born yet, just like you

[ripe merlin]

Fair enough

[rough patio]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/924987993754849281/1082316149687058482/orca-image-1858276956.jpg

[prisma zephyr]

My honest reaction to that information

[urban coral]

@rough patio
You'se wack as heck, btw

[urban coral]

[rough patio]

[urban coral]

Fr

[gray jetty]

Lego universe but real

[prisma zephyr]

Empire?

[urban coral]

LEGO Universe but realer

[urban coral]

Cities of Sigmar

[cinder crag]

does lego universe have anti aliasing

[prisma zephyr]

I'm more of a Bretonnian guy

[gray jetty]

We need the Time Machine crimson

The timeline is broken

And must be fixed

[prisma zephyr]

Send the peasants to their desths

[tiny dew]

Possible?

[cinder crag]

impossible

[urban coral]

Same, but they don't exist in AoS (yet)

[tiny dew]

See

[urban coral]

Possible, I did it

[simple sage]

Paradox#7185 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[urban coral]

Possible, I did it

[tiny dew]

Man, what

[cinder crag]

fake

[prisma zephyr]

That's lame there is no Bretonnia

[urban coral]

Real

[cinder crag]

proof?

[tiny dew]

Crimson did the impossible

[prisma zephyr]

Them, lizardmen, and greenskins are my preference as far as fantasy

[urban coral]

Why wouldn't you believe me?

[cinder crag]

you haven't offered to play with me on LEGO universe

[tiny dew]

He read your... file

Your dossier!

[urban coral]

Well, I guess this exists
https://www.games-workshop.com/resources/PDF/AoS_Compendiums/warhammer-aos-bretonnia-en.pdf

[cinder crag]

lots of public indecency charges

[urban coral]

Aye, play with us instead

Like, me and @gray jetty

[cinder crag]

who is us

[urban coral]

Inb4'd

[cinder crag]

oh

[cinder crag]

what

[urban coral]

And @coarse rapids (If he's still even interested)

[coarse rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/946520859835789372/1080604933465849896/cat_scared.gif

what

[gray jetty]

Breakfast consist of a monster energy plus 30mg adderall

High in protein

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/-gif-3501832

[urban coral]

Bro, do you even LEGO Universe or what?

[coarse rapids]

I do not

I have forgotten it

[urban coral]

Exactly

[coarse rapids]

[urban coral]

Everyone forgets about it

[gray jetty]

Lego universe enlightens the mind

I never forgot brother

[urban coral]

Rebel and the others also forgot about it

[prisma zephyr]

Tmw an elven goddess said "elves suck" and went to help humans cuz screw those knife eared goofs

[coarse rapids]

got filtered bc its a MMO

boring

[urban coral]

Elves do B wack

[gray jetty]

I was there the day they flipped the lights back on

[urban coral]

Based MMO tho

[urban coral]

😎

[ripe merlin]

Hot

[cinder crag]

play lego universe with me

[urban coral]

Okay

Do you know what classes you can pick?

[cinder crag]

isnt it based on gear

[gray jetty]

I’m not home

[urban coral]

Yeah, it is

[cinder crag]

i just started i have the basic helmet from the first quest

[urban coral]

Which means your loadout is pretty flexible

[cinder crag]

[urban coral]

But there are 3 classes per faction

And there are 4 factions

[urban coral]

What about one in battle-scarred armor?

[ripe merlin]

Guess she's not looking for a Christian man

[prisma zephyr]

[cinder crag]

@urban coral dm me when you're playin with you LEGO Universe

[urban coral]

Now

I'mma hop on with Ziskele

[ripe merlin]

Those big armours look like they are wearing a church altar

[urban coral]

That's my Sentinel Minifigure

[urban coral]

Exactly

https://tenor.com/view/lego-lego-universe-hop-on-gif-25511642

[prisma zephyr]

That's on par for 40k. They have giant walking churches

[gray jetty]

Based

[gray jetty]

2 events in history have forever broken our time line

The closing of lego universe and the bankruptcy of 3dfx

Think of how far modern society has fallen since then

[urban coral]

Exactly

You know, I wish they would balance the classes, tho

Or more so, the gear I guess

[gray jetty]

Call up the company behind lego universe they still exist

[urban coral]

Brian B the one who's doing the do rn

LEGO doesn't care about it, thus why they gave all their stuff away

Which is hella based

[gray jetty]

Lego had liquid gold and chose not to do anything with it

[urban coral]

Fr

I just want to fight the Maelstrom

Like, legit fight it

[gray jetty]

Same

[urban coral]

Too bad the story will never continue now

[gray jetty]

You forget what the trailer said brother

[urban coral]

What did it say?

[gray jetty]

Imagination is very difficult to extinguish brother

[urban coral]

Obviously

[gray jetty]

The people will finish what lego will not

[urban coral]

Anyways

[gray jetty]

Btw

[urban coral]

Wish we knew how it would continue

Like, explore more about the factions, too

[gray jetty]

The trade marks related to lego universe will all expire in 2 years

[urban coral]

O

So, what stuff could we expect coming from that?

[ripe merlin]

What does that mean

[gray jetty]

I’m not really sure tbh

But it would mean legos ability to take people to court over things relating to it would be significantly more difficult

But it’s complicated

[urban coral]

Ngl, need me an actual Daredevil minifigure

[gray jetty]

As too what falls under legos direct copyright on Lego

And what is related to trade marks relating to lego universe

It’s gonna be a strange grey area

[urban coral]

Just wish they'd buff le classes, tho

Like, Summoner legit B weaker than others

Same goes for some Valiant weapons

[urban coral]

But hey, Warhammer Fantasy is returning, so you'll be able to get models of them later

Maybe they'll add Bretonnians to Age of Sigmar fr after that, who knows?

Luv me Imperial Knights too, though

[prisma zephyr]

If GW wasn't such money grubbers

[void kelp]

lads

should i buy the CS cosplay or the loner cosplay

both of them are fly and i can't really decide

[prisma zephyr]

You are required to photography yourself doing this if you go clear sky

[void kelp]

damn

i'll think about it

[tiny dew]

@urban coral Ward are bunch of corrupted cops fighting everyone in the Zone. If you meet them, you meet your demise. #🔍┃ask_gscarchive answered

[urban coral]

Zombified, tbh

[urban coral]

True, just like Duty

[tiny dew]

Maybe Duty is no more and Ward comes on place

[prisma zephyr]

That's actually a cool idea, zombified stalker cosplay

[tiny dew]

Duty killed, praise Ward?

[gray jetty]

Necrophiliacs be like

[chrome dagger]

You know why Freedom don't like ordering expensive packages from amazon?

Import duty

[gray jetty]

That’s why I miss the Russian market

The fees were so low and so were the prices

[urban coral]

Such a Bri'ish thing, amirite?

[gray jetty]

Yah cus they got no bitches in Britain

[chrome dagger]

I mostly order from Germany nowadays. Not a big deal, 10 euros for shipping

[coarse rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/579474912092094505/1074403932052389989/caption-6_1.gif

[chrome dagger]

but ordering from US well...

[tiny dew]

Do you folks see the change of behavior in Quartz? He's on to become Derek 2.0 with this crap

[gray jetty]

Don’t say his name he will appear

[chrome dagger]

https://media.tenor.com/Ro-6RYINc7wAAAAM/gat-druk.gif

[urban coral]

Fr

[atomic lynx]

I have this weird feeling

[tiny dew]

No joke

[atomic lynx]

Why do I want to drive trucks in games?

Oh no I think I know what this feeling is

I want to play... Euro Truck sim

[chrome dagger]

oh no

[tiny dew]

Cuz you want to drive Iveco 320hp with damaged axles

[simple sage]

QuartzTrooper#8087 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[chrome dagger]

still beats swimming

[lament zealot]

god damn it

[regal heron]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/564544696995676177/760921357881704468/image0.gif

[lament zealot]

no stalker news, we poop post

[gray jetty]

Some times people in this chat remind me of the people who wrote this here list

You know what they both have in common

[lament zealot]

uhhh

[tiny dew]

69 - Done and scratched out?

[lament zealot]

Pen 15

[gray jetty]

There retarded

[bitter hearth]

[lament zealot]

*they’re

[urban coral]

Good thing I don't remind you of anyone like that

[bitter hearth]

Hows u doin jack?

[prisma zephyr]

Imagine calling someone retarded and not knowing the difference between there and they're 🤣

[gray jetty]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/869337618419167243/951971094976397312/cat_maid_at_home.gif

[lament zealot]

and their

[gray jetty]

I’m doing alright

[prisma zephyr]

I'm waiting to see where I fall lmao

[gray jetty]

Not out here typing like I’m writing my sat paper on my phone

[chrome dagger]

Don't make me whip out my stash of zoomer DDR memes

[lament zealot]

DDR?

[bitter hearth]

Nice, good to hear

[gray jetty]

Got a whole tray full of those

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/shame-shame-on-you-gif-15078295

[lament zealot]

DDR 1?

[gray jetty]

Ddr1 2 3 and sdr

No rambus ram

[chrome dagger]

Deutsche Demokratishe Republik

[gray jetty]

I need to get some

[tiny dew]

LDDR?

[sharp moss]

How does she cook?

[lament zealot]

Nice

[chrome dagger]

hdr

[gray jetty]

Idk might need different cat maids for that

[bitter hearth]

Ramadan be weeks away

Welp im gonna go

Yall have a nice time

[gray jetty]

I need a motherboard with the intel i850e chipset

[chrome dagger]

nah man

[gray jetty]

So I can have rambus

[urban coral]

Huh, looks like there isn't a Collector's Professional Killstreak Ullapool Caber on the Steam Market anymore

[chrome dagger]

486 is all you need

[atomic lynx]

How do I get rid of this feeling of wanting to drive virtual trucks

[gray jetty]

Cus

BUSSSSS

[atomic lynx]

Help me lads

[urban coral]

I really hope someone didn't buy the one that was 244 Euros 💀

[lament zealot]

Bussy?

[gray jetty]

Also you can cook food on rambus ram

[lament zealot]

Uhhhh realize how cringe driving sims are

[urban coral]

Flying planes

[atomic lynx]

244 euros for a melee weapon... 💀

[gray jetty]

486 don’t oc so well

[prisma zephyr]

Mudrunner moment

[urban coral]

Wait, that's the old one

This is the new one

[atomic lynx]

💀

[urban coral]

Ikr?

[sharp moss]

Starting at 244
Sell that crap

[urban coral]

For Steam bucks? Nah man

[gray jetty]

I have a virtual item worth like 1.2k dollars I found out recently

[chrome dagger]

You're too spoiled. Who needs more than 100mhz anyway?

[gray jetty]

Me

It’s why I’ve been turned to the cult of x58

[urban coral]

Since there are no prices on the market, my price would be the only one

I control the economy

[chrome dagger]

Adam Smith moment

[gray jetty]

Said like a true American

[tiny dew]

You spoiled beans, chage the topic please

[gray jetty]

🤝

[chrome dagger]

Kane lives

[gray jetty]

Our plot for violent overthrowing the government

[chrome dagger]

let's discuss beans

[gray jetty]

Cia agents beware

[lament zealot]

I will buy for uhh one scrap

[urban coral]

Denied

See? That's how you control the economy

[gray jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/get-real-chinese-egg-man-chinese-guy-eats-raw-eggs-raw-eggs-raw-eggs-chug-gif-19458097

[urban coral]

Find someone dumb enough to accept the price you've got in mind

[gray jetty]

Oh here it goes gamers

I left the pills at home

[atomic lynx]

I never understood the Kane meme...

[urban coral]

AYY HERE WE GO

[tiny dew]

Beans, how do you like them cooked?

[urban coral]

What meme?

[prisma zephyr]

Believe in Nod my brother

[atomic lynx]

Mental Insanity let's go

[tiny dew]

What is to understand. Kane lives.

[urban coral]

Fr

[gray jetty]

Time to become fully unhinged

[chrome dagger]

Show no mercy

in the name of Kane

[sharp moss]

So True!

[chrome dagger]

I hereby declare this server a brotherhood of nod controlled territory

[urban coral]

Already did years ago with my fellow Brothers

[tiny dew]

It is already

[chrome dagger]

oh good

[chrome dagger]

https://media.tenor.com/mPyHSo-4q8UAAAAM/kane-tiberium.gif

[fleet nebula]

Which little Gollum at the Coca Cola company think this stupid bottle cap its ok

[urban coral]

Aye, those bottle caps are legit ass

[regal heron]

engi is gonna win this, he's at a later stage of the taunt

[void kelp]

Piss

[gray jetty]

I want to post some of the most racist memes I have saved

So badly I do

[urban coral]

Sure

Do so in my DMs

[regal heron]

you're a moderator no one's going to stop you

[urban coral]

Except GSC if you post Schrodinger

[gray jetty]

Yes they will

[urban coral]

DO NOT POST SCHRODINGER

[gray jetty]

Is that a challenge

[urban coral]

A true STOC Gamer

[chrome dagger]

that's ok, whenever you open discord there's a 50% chance of whether this meme will be here or not anyway

[gray jetty]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/486049908248412160/935615492377415690/image0-1-2.gif

[urban coral]

What world do you live in for that to be possible? 🤨

[gray jetty]

Who is this guy reacting

[chrome dagger]

It's all fun and games until you yell "Fox 2"

[gray jetty]

I didn’t invite this guy

[chrome dagger]

and then deploy countermeasures

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/i-have-no-idea-whats-going-on-stan-marsh-eric-cartman-south-park-s5e8-gif-22109920

[urban coral]

Sad Gnome boi

[rough quartz]

Hey there Crimson

Nice profile picture, mate

[urban coral]

'Sup

Thanks

[rough quartz]

It looks hella mother cool, bro

[sharp moss]

This is my favourite meme, and the funny part is it isn't even a meme but just a regular day in London

[bitter hearth]

Send me dms

[urban coral]

Not as cool as poyo

[bitter hearth]

I wanna laugh

[urban coral]

I still want them, too

[rough quartz]

Where is your profile picture from?

[void kelp]

Looks like those images that would be captioned "Who took my crayons" or some shit.

[gray jetty]

Ok

[urban coral]

Dark Angels Chaplain from Warhammer 40.000

[prisma zephyr]

That's the US Marines. Their rations require a steady stream of crayons to eat

[ripe merlin]

Why don't people hate Serbs as much as German, like if Serbs let them investigate stuff battle of Verdun wouldn't be a thing

[rough quartz]

Freakin' fire

[prisma zephyr]

Even the Germans were appalled by the-wait this is bait I don't want to get muted again lol

[bitter hearth]

Dont forget to send em to me too
For uhh research yeah

[void kelp]

Seems about right

[gray jetty]

Me when she doesn’t run in glide mode

[ripe merlin]

No I'm genuinely confused

[urban coral]

40k B

[ripe merlin]

Serb

[urban coral]

Same tbh

[prisma zephyr]

They also don't hate the USSR or anything else I mean are you really surprised that in general humans are dumb lol

[ripe merlin]

@urban coral what's that WH medieval fantasy genre called?

[urban coral]

Literally Warhammer Fantasy

That or Warhammer Age of Sigmar

[gray jetty]

And they say America was racist in the 60s smh

[sharp moss]

Britian before WW1 had an odd foreign policy of "we join the side that's the weakest, irrelevant of who it is"

Imagine if this happened during ww2