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It said fitness, not body building 
Then what is that

Bolt thrower
🔩
This is rare bolt thrower
Reason: Bad word usage
bruh wimp
Soo uhh @lone tusk (sorre for ze ping) i Heard that you were working on a modpack for Call of Chernobyl. Am i right?

with TFWAO merge
It will got zap
A unique npc that looks like @cinder crag
the deviation is so bad that it seems like the bullet wasnt even in the barrel in the first place
It’s alright

I jsut finished putting together the lowest quality cart I’ve ever seen
Apparently it was 1.4K dollars

In brazil this would be 7.000 reais
Reason it’s sucked though
It's probably from brazil 
I had to drill out so many holes
The parts just don’t line up
Like I get it
Precision manufacturing is hard
But it’s not this hard
Like your not even trying


2 of the holes were inch and a half off
And one of the welded thread pieces was just completely wrong
Some thing like that happened to me yesterday, i already have done the script but the same function that always work was doesn't working on my specific situation
Making the whole thing more hard then should be
Like this isn’t complex
It’s just a cart
IKEA can do it
It’s not this hard


Huh where do you work?
ah
Mean
Letnidoitfohyu
I’d love to get slammed

I love this thing
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skyrim in hunt showdown sylky
good its bad
Battery is dying see you guys in 6 hours after my 6 hours sleep
have a good 6 hour long nap dude 

It will stack up with my 2 hours sleep in the night
Making 8 hours
So i got the health amount of sleep

noooo it doesnt work like this
true true. he's literally so me
@coarse rapids
https://www.roadandtrack.com/news/a36037468/subaru-impreza-22b-for-sale-on-bring-a-trailer/
Reason: Bad word usage
Goddamn Bacon cheddar duo burger at burger king is really good
I need to express my bewildrment
The future is now old man, 4 bangers are the new supercars
me waiting for something interesting to happen on this channel like:

👍
Must suck having awful taste, oh well! 
i didnt say i didnt like it
i just need to visit ze doctor
but no i dont like this barrage of alarm horns mixed together in an attempt to creat music
you know it the best
No sidorovich role?
he's literally me

take the horsepill
what

miau
Ain't gojira a mecha?

i don't remember caring
we are talking about the band
Cared enough to reply
i don't remember caring about you not asking
half life

stoled 

A dastardly thief!
my car gave birth to three kittens
*cat
got suggestions on how i should name them?
Scar Strelok Degtayrev
forgot the pic

Yoo Oreo Cat :D
https://youtu.be/TQbaUkXOF54
@void kelp
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sylky liar 6 hours have not passed
"I'm not like other duty members, I swear" 😆
Для искушенных ценителей:
0:28-0:43; 0:58-1:12; 1:28-1:42; 2:34-2:48; 3:04-3:11
Не благодарите :3
(They are all the same) 
sevka is a problematic member of our faction and he is currently under investigation on his contract status
zero cap
No 🧢
absolutely no cap
What in the hell have I created
yo i'm going to a uranium mine any1 want pics
this is so sad
soc gunslinger = sad
I just found out catgender is a thing
sup stalkers_en_offtop
en_warhammer u mean
Me when you post anything anime related
Three separate occasions. Idk why she’s doing this
Peekabo
I have two options:
Go to therapy
Workout to face my demons 
No. I do alcohol and unprotected Seggs
hippie
@void kelp
Go to the steam
Find this review
Immediately buy the game
Imagine having testosterone
real
Imagine getting brain damage, oh nvm i dont have to imagine that
You are gay for Lelouch Vi Britannia.
Awww berd is shy
you participate in dialogue with little children
You watch cp
💀
WHAT
Woman
I have nerve pain in my right leg lol
I'm a cancer.
July?
No.
brb skinwalkers
I skinned him.
Ew
You saw yourself at mirror?
Reason: Bad word usage
Bruh
L
Apparently b1tch is a swear
Use hoe
Reason: Bad word usage
I saw a hoe
Where
Diggy diggy hoe
Mirror
Where
My mirror
Bad Lars bad
Bruh show me the mirror
Hell no
My room is a mess.
Lars has a mirror fetish?
I have two empty of boxes if monster in my room from a week ago
Yeah but boys tho
Men>>>
Nah
Women are cooler
And don’t bully me
Norwegian
😔
Black metal
NOOOOOOO
Realistic
Good boy
🥜
My head is all over the place
Nuts
Same bro
I got exams tomorrow too 
Woah

Eatomg,
I hate being sick
go sleep

Same
Need hug
Where kitty at
No, the babayaga will eat my ass
He’s downstairs taking a nap
Hi sylky
I wanna get some unknown stalker mods: 
I don't know Russian or Ukrainian or even the cyrillic alphabet : 
lucky
Ew
learn it
Skill issue
Im gonna go shoot my self real quick hold on

"hey guys i guess thats it"
Kitten
cat
Lovely cat

That made my headaches a bit better
awwe
After 12 hours my script is finally over
Summer cat
Let's see the amazon month with the highest amount of flashs
My dog and my teddy bear
awe

Yes I still have a teddy bear
No I will never leave it, companion for life
I sleep with a gun in my nightstand.
Had it for 16 years
I’ll be rolling in my grave if not 16 more
That guy is rizzed up dayum!!!
average freedomer
And the winner is October with 14 million flashs
I have a rubber shark, been with me since 5 years old
I still have it
Anger
Sleeb
Miss im a scientist🤓 🤓


Warning: woman (scary)
Imagine asking a woman out
im not gay
Imagine not working Out
I wish I had the courage
This one gal in my class
:(
you
Don't make woman a goal 
Big mistake
That laugh was devious
The first lesson to be a great programmer is too no like woman
Opposite
I'm a big programmer
Post gains
well shit
@bitter hearth post gains pussy 
Also you need programmer socks
What’s that
thigh highs!
NO
i have those
Normal socks are better
No, my gains stay hidden
yeh cuz fat
The high the sock is the high is your programming habilits
coward
Alright im sending my gains
@coarse rapids awaken brother the factory it beckons
good boy
You disgust me
good
I'm gay for lebedev and cold
wiat a minute
You just made me feel 10 times worse
good
And one more thing, you need to put funny names in the script
@gray jetty get everything set up I'll get on after a while
Im gay for gordon freeman, i mean what huh?, no one said anythin
My amazon plot names are
Poop nose
Ass face
And lupa lupa
He’s taken by Alyx
The solution to our problems has been researched


We gay now
Hah
Problem is though I need to increase the rate at which iron plates arrive
Nah
bottom 
The lesbians are in the walls
put nuclear on trains
Add more miners and do that wuick conveyors
Dude don't post that kind of stuff
Quick
Janny
I’ve done that already
Can I see your setup?
I need to dredge up more iron
Thought it was fine cuz no bad word
It's literally a joke about rape, of course it's a bad thing
oh nvm
There's a vid on yt on how much people you need to make a sword
Not rape, n word
I was raping the tanks in World of tanks.
It said rapping, as in singing in rhymes
O nu, chaos
Cant wait to join yall, but its too late, and it will be to late
How about you start some jobs 
eat my ass


🚿

@teal oracle more cat posting pls
Give me a moment
i do need to shower. Hair needs conditioner
Let me get the gato tommorow
I’ll look through my storage for now
No one asked
Reason: Bad word usage
@gray jetty you wanna go?
Lmao
open the server bro
1984
Y’all ever gotten genderbent by your artist friend thrice
Where do you find these
No
Good
Everywhere
cat!!!!!
You never got drawn as a femboy 4 times by a family relative
Aaangy

Genderbent or femboy
What is worse
Yo huh?, tf kinda families yall got?
being woman
Id give that family member a knuckle samwich
ill give narcan to a family member
I found a really sad cat video
Fcking hearbreaking
ohio moment
yes sir!
sorry
i was plugging in my 120v adapter
to plug in my new pdu 😎
wow
@lone tusk mushroom
https://youtu.be/86vaOUEjWzM
Great music for workout
Song credits belongs to Moon Records, Parented label is Warner Music Japan (https://wmg.jp)
Photo credits belongs to Alan Levenson (http://alanlevenson.com/)
Gato next to my mom in loaf position
Me n the homies

coom
Warning: VERY SAD
Pls teach me Italy i want to curse in Italy my enemies during my bannerlord ca eagles mod gameplay
But then you find this
https://youtu.be/1zHtCtKXEqM
Check out my newly uploaded videos! :)
hey guys hope you like the song
i did not make the remix
the remix was made by Aqurate
huge creds for him
check out his Sound cloud account
he makes amazing other music:
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this song is also used in CT Fletcher's video "i command you to grow part 2" check it out
https://www...
Id pet it forever
https://youtu.be/ok2OLH4GWyw
Music to build mass
Meiko Nakahara
Friday Magic 1982
Track 1
I have nothing to do with any of the music played in this video. I'm not the owner or creator of any of the songs.You can listen to the songs on almost any music player.
another piec i did with fl studio ^^ all rights reserved to arnold schwarzenegger and who cares :P only for fun
🤢
I listen to Deicide
If you want to work out get music with war drums
For honor and Darktide OST my beloved
I wanna feel like im possessed by satan after my workout
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Fly-day Chinatown · 泰葉
Fly-day Chinatown
℗ 1981 USM JAPAN, a division of UNIVERSAL MUSIC LLC.
Released on: 1981-09-21
Associated Performer, Vocals: 泰葉
Associated Performer, Recording Arranger: 井上 鑑
Author: 荒木とよひさ
Composer: 海老名泰葉
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https://youtu.be/Xp-RkMoUYg4 I need to find music thats like in here in first 10 seconds
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Like bag pipes and war drums
Swedish 🤢

Btw she broke her leg, a car ran over her leg, but shes fine now!, she likes resting her broken leg on our feet and sit still
🥺
Sabaton sux
I dont care
You hurt me, Ubisoft.
Composer: Luc St-Pierre
@lone tusk can I see your guys train system in factorio 🥺
Kys
It wasnt sylky it was vasim and jack
Go back to closet
Why not
Here i liberate france so they can make bad cars and bread
:(
His meow is adorable :)
I love that game

ROCK AND STONE
Rock and stone!
I’m so confused 🥺
Avrage non gamer
Average leaf lover smh
For rock and stone
ROCK AND STONE
Thats a weird way of calling yourself a virgin
Don't worry imma go tell a 32 hours essay to you explain the ace combat lore
BOB VIOLATES OSHA
lets hear it!
I didnt call my self a virgin, i called you a person who lacks alot
ace combat fans when you ask them one small question about the lore
didnt know "non gamer" is an insult
Do you have any sex
I have an std
Never said it was
Skill issue
Think

Read and think

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Love his biography video
his df vid is good
He plays the space dwarf game while playing Runescape.
Oh wait.
im sure derek liked the evenicle vid 
That was World of Tanks he plays with Runescape.
I loved his Age of Wonders video and how he described the dark elves as "race war NOW."
So, theres this world. Strangeral and they live in great instability since the medieval times, wars broken and false borders are formed. Back in 1914 Belkan expand among their neighbors in the first world war occupying previously independent territories.
And while in peace the nation of Osea eventually atack Belkan in little skirmishs but the big turning point was during the belkan economic crisis, provoked by politicians aligned with international interests Belkan give independence to previously occupied territories, soon, Osea reveals that those terroritores got rich minerals reserves and international mining became to grown. Seeing such betrayal a extreme right wing party took power in belkan with the promise of restore the belkan glory and in 1995 belkan launch a surprise air bomber against their neighbors and Osea taking by surprise most of their enemies military infrastructures without hope to win Osea put all their hopes in a military alliance with the independent countries of strangeral, ustio was one of them, completely occupied except for the mountain range, Ustio launch the first air counter atack to defend their last base in valais using only mercenary pilots, one of them was called cipher a high skilled pilot who was about to show the true potential of the air combat capabilities change the tide of the war, and that's was the first war in strangeral that the air combats are decisively for the fate of a war.
What
Wall ofntext just spawned
Ace combat lore
EW
Me irl
Here @neon vale 1% of the ace combat lore
real

In other words, Balkans were a mistake. Thracia should never have been dismantled. Got it.
No, they are the baddies too, lemme explain this after my workout
Sylky is a Roman collaborator confirmed.
HMU with some
The last thing you saw before get kicked out of heaven
I disembowel your neco arc,i jumpkick your neco arc,i face crusher your neco arc.
Born 2 s*it Force 2 Wipe
Also
I got all melt blood games
Just to play with neco arc and neco chaos

I'm neco happy
@cinder crag don't post offtopic memes in #🤨┃stalker_memes
i literally didn't
what?
i haven't uploaded anything there
i only post memes in there if i find something stalker related
Any response with a video, gif or image, including stickers not related to STALKER are considered offtopic memes
bro what
It always has been like that
wouldn't that include emojis too?
not for stickers or emojis
It's based on the context and such
To me it was something that shouldn't have been in #🤨┃stalker_memes
Aside from the fact it was a response for a tempmute
are you not allowed to respond to that
but that is funny
I love gaslighting
Do that again and you will get a 1 week mute
man stop complaining and listen to the warning
I was kind enough to not directly mute you
sweaty
No, gaslighting and being toxic will just lead to the same path of many other users that previously have been here, so just to let you know that such behaviour is not appreciated
https://youtu.be/d3caUlZijGA
Kino time

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Невёселая песня · Кино
Легенда
℗ 2020 Наследники В. Цоя & Г. Гурьянова, Ю. Каспарян, И. Тихомиров, А. Титов
Released on: 2018-04-24
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This is good but 8 bits neco arc >>>>>>
The review is melty blood actress again. Pretty sure I saw this on there.
Woman: men got no fellings
Men seeing this: that little part of my life.... is called happiness

Real
Women: suppresses and shuns men being emotionally open Women: "Why do guys have no feelings"
Also rather existent
greed
Just realised I woke up at 5pm
I have to agree considering this is the last thing holding together my 10% of sanity I have left.
@shy narwhal
Stalker 2 physical preorder cardboard disc rumored to have strelok backhole print?!?!
Ask them yourself #🔍┃ask_gscarchive 
-i asked gsc in my mind
-they say no
-don't elaborate further

The chat is taken by furries again?
what
is that the freaking killswitch
the killswitch I made is better JS
supermaneuvrability and full control.
plus it's not as wide as a schoolbus
it's actually very small- smaller than my F35 build iirc
gonna fact check that last bit really quick

I just wish KSP had more powerful small-size turbofans in stock
I had to use an afterburning jet for the F-35 VTOL
I might actually consider using a normal turbofan for the STOVL, but idk
it might not be enough to provide a soft landing

yeah, slightly smaller profile
screwed up the flyby
I forgot that the F35 has standard maneuverability
time to commandeer the X-45
jeez
that's just pure supermaneuvrability
also I made a cheeky Maverick-approved low flyby of the base
just like
I have designed many a fighter jet
what's the AoA on that jet?
angle of attack
Oh, like stall angle
why is there lenin textures in soc files
Give me a sec
sculpture
Elevator authority is 15°, role authority 20°, yaw is 5°, it will hold a level flight path flat to the ground and can super cruise
Looks like the developers love Lenin. I guess.
Can burn at full throttle for 4080 seconds with drop tanks
what's the TWR?
0.95
alr alr
idk, I've never been good at flying planes that aren't rockets for some reason
all my jets have twr 1+



what game is it?
Kernal space program, iirc.
Good morning fellas
why do i hear Steam engine in the background
Celebrating epic paranoia man's death warrants a 5 year service in the penal battalions 😡
@tiny dew Hey man do you know of any audio fixes for HP2? It's been a thing that troubled me for a long time now, cars like the Elise, Corvette and some others just get muted when you approach a certain RPM range. For the Elise it's not a big problem since it only affects the lower range but the Corvette is unplayable with because the engine just has no sound at high rpm.
Why do you keep reacting to posts in memes with the flag?
Least deranged STOC member
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FOR ROCK AND STONE
Yes
broo deep rock is on sale rn i gotta get myself this game
My king should leave this woman, she don't deserve him
go buy it
alot of it
Do it
i want beer and beard
there is like 20 different beers
oh fk yeah
you can drink them all
Don't drink Leaf Lover and you won't be team killed
only problem with the game is that the devs are danish 🤢
just won a brawl against a few russian
0-3
less gooo
now wait till i'll be able to legally use my comp and ask mom
1 day wait ill survive
aww

i dont need a blanket he always comes along

Don't spam pls

C6R my beloved
Just block them
Then I'm gonna miss out on cat posting
Nothing to miss out on
Your actions have consequences
Nissan 180x is sexy


Neco Arc is a GTR enjoyer, i wanna marry Neco Arc 😱
Mfw im just enyoing a casual ride down a pass when i see Neco appear behind me in a Honda AP1
@teal oracle do you want to rock and stone?
yes
my ass is being beaten in for honor rn
would probably be on a winning streak if i wasent sick
@lone tusk 
Mission Control has had enough
mission control can suck my nuts
they're gonna get mushrooms and they're gonna like it
Gn 
I can't take you two seriously with those emojis
They are probably closet furries.
furry opinion invalid


I bankrupt to buy all melty blood games + 28 dlcs just to play with orange neco arc @void kelp
Man that soundtrack is really good
Dori dori dori

Damn you people are stupid
Hello chat
Hello king 

Maybe I should put an analog ampage gauge on my workshop table
Never had such issues, no


What is this?
It just displays ampage
le ampage gauge
what’s it do
tells the time

Get neco bricked
🧱
afternoon, sdalkers

not even Steam?
I wanna get my brain bashed in
I definitely get you. It's a shame so few games nowadays have physical copies on PC
Battlefield 2042 does in some countries like mine, but it's a meme. It comes on 10 DVDs
brings me back to the floppy days
Kek
No crap?
BF2042 was still incomplete LOL
yup lmao
but as far as I know, this release is available only in some countries. I live in Slovakia so it's available here, Czech republic aswell, not sure where else though
Reminds me when I was a kid and didn’t want to die 
All countries which name ends in "ia" should rise up and riot
Slovakia, Serbia, Bulgaria, Romania, Macedonia. WE SHALL RIOT!
Fight -Stan countries first
Why did you watch BBC gay xxx as a kid
Rip 
Ok, hear me out
if Stan is shortened for Stanislav
Does that mean Afghanistan's full name is Afghanistanislav?
Pakistanislav
Kazakhstanislav

@tiny dew Ok nvm the problem fixed itself somehow, all the cars sound normal now. I guess it was something to do with my computer?
Old NFS is ran by pure magic tho probably 

thank you for that image
In bannerlord, your wife can use a shining armor and join you in your empire conquer
Indeed she can fight even if she is pregnant
is she zooming in and out with one hand 💀
I don’t got armor I got napalm 

And i got neco arc with a gun
I've got a blueprint for a SEVA suit
nice. Very retro
Love is secondary to napalm 

my sister makes love to me
SEX ‼️😨
You’re done
sweet home alabama
@void kelp Any last words before I drain you of your blood?

unfaithful to strelok
drain my blood aswell. I dont need it
Its because its Sulphuric Acid

I just found out that in project zomboid there is a mod with stalker armor so I tried it and well... it looks good

cheating
I choose cardan. Alcoholics attract
me looking for artifacts like




what’s it do
🫳🧱


