💬┃en_offtop

[urban coral]

That and because some people are dumb enough to think their money is going towards the RU army

[tiny dew]

...

[lament zealot]

6 hour

[lone tusk]

Trve

[cunning quartz]

yes great idea turn the whole series into a gay sex magazine

[cinder crag]

7 hour

[tiny dew]

And game name be changed to Strelook

[urban coral]

Ayo tf y ams y'all becoming Derek?

[lament zealot]

I mean why not

[cunning quartz]

sup crimson

[lone tusk]

You should also modify the strelok d!ck with anomalies powers

[cinder crag]

no i have to molest women for that

[urban coral]

'Sup

[cunning quartz]

i have become a man

finally

[urban coral]

Him? PFFFFAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[cinder crag]

derek legit molests women

[lament zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/mexican-laugh-laugh-laughing-laughing-hysterically-laughing-crying-gif-14871471

[lone tusk]

[urban coral]

No

[lone tusk]

Yes

[cinder crag]

he admitted to feeling women's breasts while hugging them

[urban coral]

True, because he's just that sad of a person

[cunning quartz]

bro thats me and my girlfriend literally and she would laugh at that if i said it

[lament zealot]

I mean how do you NOT make contact with breasts when you receive a hug

[cinder crag]

that's different

he literally said just random women he knows

[lone tusk]

Whathell are you guys talking about

[lament zealot]

Strelok sex scene 7 hour

[cinder crag]

anyway

[urban coral]

Uh, it's not about the contact, it's just about not being that big of a degenerate that you solely focus on that

[tiny dew]

Lock this channel and flood it

[lament zealot]

Tru

[cinder crag]

he does.

[urban coral]

Man, y'all starting to become as degenerate as him

[cunning quartz]

breaking news: stalker 2 will have 17 and a half hours of uncensored gay sex with strelok

[cinder crag]

bro what

[tiny dew]

Lock this channel and flood it afterwards @urban coral

[lament zealot]

Dude that would be so ungodly hilarious if that was actually the case

[cunning quartz]

stalker 3 confirmed to be a gay dating sim starring strelok

[lament zealot]

Would go down in gaming history

[cinder crag]

all of it is mocapped

[lone tusk]

💀

[valid jay]

so based

[cinder crag]

the dev team is mocapped

mol1t is in it

[tiny dew]

HHahahahaha

[urban coral]

The mo-caps do B hella wack, tbh

[lament zealot]

The dev team doesn’t exist, it’s actually all cgi

[valid jay]

STOC

[urban coral]

#en_warhammer

[lone tusk]

Imma go back to the warcrimes simulator

[valid jay]

crimson and sektoras having a discussion

[urban coral]

https://tenor.com/view/40k-tts-emperor-warhammer-disgraceful-gif-16263370

[lament zealot]

new leaked mutant type?!?!?! (Real?!?!)

[urban coral]

Realn't

[atomic lynx]

Gotta love devs telling their players to go touch grass

[urban coral]

Too bad it is so overused it lost all it's meaning

To be fair, it didn't have any meaning when it first surfaced

Touch grass? Madness, I say

[cinder crag]

i dont even have grass where i live

[lament zealot]

Mech-crab-pussynator

Leaked screenshot

[tiny dew]

@urban coral Think Quartz is on the path to become Derek 2.0

Time to block him innit?

[urban coral]

There is only one situation in which I'll block someone

[tiny dew]

Before getting to bed??

[urban coral]

Lmao skill issue fr dawg

[candid cloud]

In what kind of bloody hell.

[urban coral]

This one

[tiny dew]

Nah, I'm signing off

[urban coral]

Sorry to hear, tbh

[candid cloud]

Be quiet for several days.

[bronze oxide]

Where tf do you live

[urban coral]

Inb4 "Earth"

I still don't believe your lies, Tampico

[bronze oxide]

Me and my GF

[cinder crag]

ill send you my address

[teal oracle]

im back

is it over

[candid cloud]

Me with my shizo.

[lone tusk]

[high sail]

WOAH]

[urban coral]

@slender wagon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9c2o8UeMX8

[teal oracle]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/efqs6mj_VkzfGjKoaG-j6G-wt4POruOf_YzGX55QUc4/https/media.tenor.com/MoYZmUJVkuQAAAPo/baba-is-not-racist-but-not-racist.mp4

[void kelp]

I think I’m food poisoned

[teal oracle]

get that checked out

[lone tusk]

[urban coral]

Sounds about right

[lone tusk]

You should go to a hospital hum?

[void kelp]

I’m not a pussy

[teal oracle]

famous last words

[lone tusk]

[void kelp]

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/disappointed-face-palm-seriously-exasperated-gif-7304550

[urban coral]

Can we get a pin on this?

[teal oracle]

pin it
he will die

[void kelp]

I feel really nauseous after eating this burger and it felt uncooked

^she

[candid cloud]

Proof?

[lone tusk]

How about you shoot me to death first ?

[urban coral]

Show proof

[candid cloud]

Proof or else...

[urban coral]

But why would I shoot a bro?

[void kelp]

[lone tusk]

[urban coral]

Speak your reasons

[void kelp]

Coffee addicts telling me that meth is bad and I should stop taking it (they can't live 2 picoseconds without drinking it)

I love alcohol

[candid cloud]

The guy is mad.

[void kelp]

Tbh i get drunk off a single corona

[candid cloud]

Which alcohol you prefer?

[lone tusk]

How about we drink some jobs and workout?

[void kelp]

I workout daily

[lone tusk]

[cinder crag]

alchohol is cringe

[void kelp]

If I go out, I get a Corona light or Moscow mule or white claw

[urban coral]

One cherry milkshake, please

[void kelp]

When I’m home and depressed, I drink straight vodka

[cinder crag]

crimson when we going to get milkshakes

[cinder crag]

alchoholism

[candid cloud]

Water?

[urban coral]

Ngl, I'd like one rn

[cinder crag]

lets go!!!

[urban coral]

What ams you getting?

[void kelp]

Yeh I have a problem

[cinder crag]

strawberry

[void kelp]

I’m a light weight tho

[urban coral]

Nice

[cinder crag]

fix it

[cinder crag]

nooo!!! i have (issue)

fix it
noooo!!! i have (issue)

[void kelp]

[lone tusk]

Neco zone

[void kelp]

Grey edgy cat has gun

Let me suffer in silence

[cinder crag]

anyway it snowed here this morning

for some reason

[lone tusk]

Wow directx 12

[void kelp]

Ohio

[candid cloud]

Only some days for spring sale left.

I'm gonna get the madness combat.

[cinder crag]

fake

[void kelp]

Ohayo

[cinder crag]

real

[candid cloud]

DriveX1.

[cinder crag]

im literally Drive (2016)

[void kelp]

This dude keeps snapping me on Snapchat his BMW

[cinder crag]

kill him

[void kelp]

bruh I understand you don’t use turn signals and you tail gate. Leave me alone lol

[candid cloud]

Drive, San Francisco.

The game.

Part 2.

[void kelp]

My mom left her bmw here. Gonna flex

[lone tusk]

How about drive 3, anyone is saying good things about this game

[candid cloud]

Sylky mutes someone somehow.

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/trollface-gif-23745334

[lone tusk]

????

[cinder crag]

ill mute you

[lone tusk]

How about you mute some jobs

[cinder crag]

what

what does that even mean

[candid cloud]

Helpers aren't allowed to mute only warn.

[void kelp]

Why they allowed to do it then

[cinder crag]

fake. he actually can

i've seen him do it

[lone tusk]

How about you what some jobs

[cinder crag]

he just cant ban/kick

[candid cloud]

Sticks: I'm out.

[neon vale]

discord drama?

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153801114091521/1078852201474166865/Breakdance.gif

[lone tusk]

[urban coral]

@slender wagon
Okay, yeah, remember that whole "Ravenwing VS. White Scars" thing? You probably already knew this (I did, but I forget it often), but the White Scars don't just specialize in riding bikes. They've got more of a "first to the battle" kind of mindset, so they specifically specialize in shock assault, be it riding on bikes or clad in Phobos Armor

[cinder crag]

what?

also i saw you at mcdonalds the other day @neon vale

a Pete The Cat toy

[lone tusk]

[void kelp]

I’m most likely not food poisoned

Hormones are outta wack today for some reason. Probably stress

[lone tusk]

LoL hormones

[void kelp]

Whoremoans

[lone tusk]

They don't exist you need to eat bandages and diet sausage to recover your hp

Just like strelok

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/strelok-gif-26242052

[cinder crag]

go outside

[void kelp]

I was yesterday

[cinder crag]

do it again

[lone tusk]

Dude eats bread that he found in bodies decaying from months in radiation
Never gets food poisoning

[void kelp]

Currently 38 out

[cinder crag]

and?

[void kelp]

Cold

[lone tusk]

[cinder crag]

cold is a psyop

[void kelp]

[lone tusk]

You need a hugable neco arc to harm you

[teal oracle]

mah meme :(

[cinder crag]

(Credit: @teal oracle)

[teal oracle]

:)

[void kelp]

Bought one of those. Caught it making meth in my basement 1 day afterwards.

[lone tusk]

Postal dude: guns don't kill people i do

[lone tusk]

I want one to help me create a crime empire in brazil

I need a left arm

[lone tusk]

Together we will conquer the south america

[void kelp]

They are the crime empire in brazil. The head of it.

[lone tusk]

No longer neco arc chaos will be take him out

[high sail]

WOAH

[shy narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/friend-war-thunder-war-thunder-war-thunder-friend-gif-25844324

[void kelp]

I think that chaos would likely get away with it. If it went down he would just get taxi.

would

[lone tusk]

[urban coral]

That moment when we see South America's resistance (There is none)

[lone tusk]

Where can i find these?

[slender wagon]

https://youtu.be/iegmfDTGNmw

[void kelp]

They prob expensive

[lone tusk]

[shy narwhal]

You don't

[neon vale]

bruh

@lone tusk you wanna know something that just happened to me

[lone tusk]

Tell me

[neon vale]

a lord i was seiging a castle with just defected to a neutral faction from halfway across calradia

[urban coral]

'Sup Brother, seen my ping spam?

[slender wagon]

oh sorry dude did not see, ill check now

[lone tusk]

Whathell

[vital remnant]

!! gore !! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1080976769915564042/cat_stab.mov

[lone tusk]

Yeah, those things happen a lot

That girl is in completely join by axe me

[slender wagon]

I saw valraks video but havent watched it yet, i am aware of white scars and they are pretty underrated IMO

[void kelp]

I think they are only in japan. Also unfortunate that there is no Neco-Chaos plush.

[urban coral]

Aye

Shock Assault do B based

[lone tusk]

[high sail]

neco arc nerd viktorn

[lone tusk]

How about stalker 2 neco arc edition with a stalker neco arc doll

And theres no game, only neco arc

[urban coral]

New Dark Angels Reiver artwork too, by the way

[void kelp]

Doubt they get the licensing for that ever. Series are not even closely related in the first place.

[lone tusk]

Dude don't get the joke

[urban coral]

Seems like Dark Angels love their Reivers, despite the regular "Greenwing" not exactly being melee fighters

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/warhammer40k/images/f/f1/DA_Primaris_Reiver.png/revision/latest?cb=20171221040853

[void kelp]

I get it.

I think

[slender wagon]

reivers pretty based even if they suck in TTP i hear

im eliminator fanboy tho

[lone tusk]

Dori dori dori

[slender wagon]

Sargoth my beloved....

[urban coral]

Yeah, unfortunately heard the same

Hope they'll git gud with 10th

[void kelp]

Yes

[urban coral]

But the Unforgiven use them in a pretty unique way

Basically, they use Reivers as a One-Two Punch

[slender wagon]

https://spikeybits.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/Screenshot_909.jpg

[urban coral]

Lay the groundworks for the Ravenwing and the Deathwing

[teal oracle]

Im gonna get the fantasy list of slurs from vermentide 2 brb

[slender wagon]

@urban coral https://www.nerdchandise-online.de/images/product_images/popup_images/x_jt3525_p.jpg

[urban coral]

Eradicator Marine

[slender wagon]

ngl i am at the brink of buying these figures and i dont collect anything ever

[urban coral]

Get a better one tbh

[slender wagon]

https://www.nerdchandise-online.de/images/product_images/original_images/x_jt3549_n.jpg

[neon vale]

very well placed city

[slender wagon]

Just reminds me when Warband had 10 times better factions than the boring shit we have now in Bannerdog

[urban coral]

https://joytoyfigure.com/shop/joytoy-action-figure-warhammer-40k-ultramarines-primaris-captain-voltian/

[slender wagon]

bruh i never collect shit, physical editions or anything but these figures are orgasm

probably gonna put them in glass box or something

[urban coral]

https://joytoyfigure.com/shop/joytoy-action-figure-warhammer-40k-ultramarines-primaris-captain/

[urban coral]

I guess this means that the Captain of the 1st Company is a Bladeguard Captain duder

[slender wagon]

https://joytoyfigure.com/shop/joytoy-action-figure-warhammer-40k-space-wolves-ragnar-blackmane/ @urban coral

B R U H

[urban coral]

I would hecking murderize that figure if I saw it IRL

[slender wagon]

Looks amazing wtf

[urban coral]

Ngl man, JoyToy really fricked the Dark Angels over

https://www.captain-hook.nl/controller/images/46c439bc006b8f1d92d95b91cda4baab.jpg

[slender wagon]

https://joytoyfigure.com/shop/joytoy-action-figure-warhammer-40k-death-korps-of-krieg-veteran-squad/

bro im definitely buying shit, dont care ill go bankrupt

YYOOOOOOOOOOOO dude https://joytoyfigure.com/shop/joytoy-action-figure-warhammer-40k-space-marines-black-templars-outrider-valtus/

[old nymph]

my friend cat was a pedo

whenever a cat passes you know what he does

[urban coral]

Or is that McFarlane?

[old nymph]

he died ran over by a truck so always remember do bad end bad

[urban coral]

Yeah nah, I'm confused, it's McFarlane

[old nymph]

that thing is high

that thing is high asf

[slender wagon]

all these are JoyToy

[urban coral]

This one ain't

https://mlpnk72yciwc.i.optimole.com/cqhiHLc.IIZS~2ef73/w:auto/h:auto/q:75/https://bleedingcool.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/278569648_3588137934746059_843987363047842641_n.jpg

[slender wagon]

https://cdn.joytoyfigure.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/262A0026.jpg

McFarlane has a line too but they mostly suck

[urban coral]

Exactly

Dark Angels were done dirty

[lone tusk]

En_warhammer hum

[urban coral]

Hella

[slender wagon]

https://cdn.joytoyfigure.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/C-3.jpg

[slender wagon]

yes

[lone tusk]

Man theres a mod, more arenas from the 1.5.4 beta that i played on the 1.7.2 that still work on 1.0.3

[slender wagon]

Ah yes, its just area change, not anything mechanics-wise if i remember

ill install warband again for PoP run (best mod ever)

[lone tusk]

No it adds more maps

[urban coral]

I still don't like the fact that they turned the Emperor into Alexander the Great

[slender wagon]

What do you mean?

[urban coral]

Emps is Alexander the Great

[slender wagon]

Robot Gorillaman runs imperium now, emperor is still near death?

[urban coral]

Literally Alexander the Great

[slender wagon]

@urban coral Wo-long tomorrow

[urban coral]

Nice

[lone tusk]

@void kelp

[slender wagon]

Sylky posting this strange creature
is weird

[void kelp]

[void kelp]

[old nymph]

hold on my man got the

dandandandanda one day i was born

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/ballin-stupid-dog-courage-the-cowardly-dog-eustace-cowardly-gif-16035756

[old nymph]

dandandandada by the age of four

dandandandada my momma asks me a question

dandandandada wtf are those

dandanddandada wtf are thooooose

[teal oracle]

what

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/get-real-get-real-meme-stalker-stalker-game-energy-drink-gif-25080407

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/hecu-half-life-half-life2-get-real-patrick-casey-gif-23973196

[lone tusk]

[lament zealot]

40kcels soyjaking over space man action figures

[silent meteor]

Who is this cat and why do I see it everywhere

[slender wagon]

Guy calling 40K fans incels with an anime girl pfp, the irony

[lone tusk]

He is god

[silent meteor]

Lie

[lone tusk]

Neco arc is my religion

[silent meteor]

What is neco arc

[lone tusk]

Neco arc is neco arc

[void kelp]

I need chaos one

https://tenor.com/view/modern-warfare2-ghost-gif-26258511

[teal oracle]

https://youtu.be/J1I_XeMbPwQ

[lone tusk]

[silent meteor]

Nostalgic song

[void kelp]

This cat

[tiny dew]

I'm back, is the Derek madness over?

[silent meteor]

Kick it

[tiny dew]

Kick the feeling

[tiny dew]

Elden Gus fRing

[silent meteor]

Rael.

Elder scrolls 6 will never come out

Just like gta6 will never come out

[shy narwhal]

Unforseen consequences

[lone tusk]

My honest reaction

[void kelp]

:3

[valid jay]

very based, fans of shit sandbox city game should suffer

[tiny dew]

Honestly best WoW dancing animation

[valid jay]

we will see about that

[lone tusk]

I don't like wow, i like dwarf dancing

[silent meteor]

Dwarf funny

Play deep rock galactic

Dwarf sim

[lone tusk]

No

[valid jay]

dwarf sim best genre

[silent meteor]

You can mine gold and drink beer with your other dwarf buddies

It's fun

[lone tusk]

Mount and blade better, is just like brazil, I'm starving and theres riders everywhere

[valid jay]

is witcher like brazil

[lone tusk]

Theres no magic here, only pain

[high sail]

Fat ass

[tiny dew]

I used to play WoW

Up till Cataclysm, World of Warcraft afterwards became sewer material

[lone tusk]

Wow

[tiny dew]

I used to grind WoW and Diablo 2 for life

At some point I was addicted to D2 tho

[lone tusk]

Diablo is cool

I never play it

[high sail]

:33

[tiny dew]

Diablo 1 and 2 are digital cocainer

I never did drugs but I did digital drugs

[tiny dew]

It is always that first and second game are good and from then on, everything degrades to oblivion

[lone tusk]

Hey she got a airsoft m16

IT'S A AIRSOFT RIGHT?

[lone tusk]

Oblivion

[high sail]

Me ong fr fr

[tiny dew]

I don't like Oblivion cause it has strange animations and everything

I prefer.... dunno

I prefer Skyrim cause things aren't so janky

[lone tusk]

I don't like any elder scrolls

[valid jay]

even morrowind?

[lone tusk]

None of them

I was born to play fallout 1

[tiny dew]

Morrowind I played only once, boy, and never completed

I never completed Morrowind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[valid jay]

laaame

[lone tusk]

[tiny dew]

🫳🧱

This emoji combo grows on me, slowly

[cursive gazelle]

the perfect girl

[valid jay]

(she's trans)

[cursive gazelle]

Eh I dated worse

That and actually have dated trans people

As long as they aren't raving political lunatics you find on twitter. They alr.

[lone tusk]

Sylky adventures in the middle east

[cursive gazelle]

Noice

I'd say if you could save the historical artifacts in time. But your Roman so.

[lament zealot]

being lesbian duh

[pearl wraith]

being lesbian

[lament zealot]

Chell and GLaDOS have a rivalry-turned-mutual-understanding

[pearl wraith]

^

[lament zealot]

Not some weird romance thing

[valid jay]

you really have no idea what lesbianism is

[lament zealot]

I think you’re just applying arbitrary meaning to predefined words

[lone tusk]

Wow you guys are saying funny words

[void kelp]

Brain too small to understand chat rn

[lament zealot]

Erm

Bloodsucker booty

[lone tusk]

Buranyan

[sterile spear]

Isn't there a theory Chell is GLaDOS's daughter? At the very least she is the daughter of someone at Aperture Labs

[lone tusk]

Rule 8 friend #📌┃rules

[tiny dew]

Lol

[lone tusk]

Those are very fragile topics

[main onyx]

ok aa

[lone tusk]

That's the good stuff

@void kelp where video?

[void kelp]

https://youtu.be/8Bm3le9s3-A EXTREMELY HIGH QUALITY. GENUINELY FEATURE FILM LEVEL. THIS HAS TO BE ONE OF THE BEST PIECES OF S2FM WORK I'VE EVER SEEN(if not the best)

[lone tusk]

Imma go watch

[void kelp]

Use captions if you're not use to vocoders. They made real captions.

[lone tusk]

[lone tusk]

LoL really good 👍

[cinder crag]

defense

[tiny dew]

Deadliest Chat

I haven't had said that in weeks

[void kelp]

Saying goodbye to my account

New rule

[old stone]

New rule is made cause Discord's company "values" are about man-on-man rectal pinworm sharing.

[void kelp]

What

[void kelp]

You could've just said "gay sex"

[lone tusk]

[void kelp]

Whole lot of shit coming from a guy who says shit like this

[cinder crag]

post the one from me

[neon vale]

[lone tusk]

Whathell

[cinder crag]

or this

[lone tusk]

That chat was very naughty

[void kelp]

Literal incel.

[void kelp]

What compelled him to say this

[cinder crag]

the voices in his head

[tiny dew]

This dude, dudette or both at once should've been banned already for literally providing nothing to this community with his presence

[pearl wraith]

first off, perv

second, Lars is based

[void kelp]

So real.

[old stone]

[neon vale]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/918210519280803875/1073149822615421020/peppino_scream.gif

[cinder crag]

what

[lone tusk]

It's so cold, i think i got a flu help, we don'thave medical assistance here

[pearl wraith]

I remember that

[void kelp]

Literally my first introductions to him was when I only used stalker_memes and he posted that type of shit all the time.

[cinder crag]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/260965739266048000/995559197305483265/0760A62B-4B62-4431-B4FD-FABDE08659EB.gif

[old stone]

[void kelp]

I was the guy who made the funny with the computer exploding and markiplier back then.

[tiny dew]

Take this kompot

It'll rejuvenate you, give you energy

...boost your morale

[old stone]

[lone tusk]

💀I'm dying here

[pearl wraith]

OH FRICK HE'S HERE

[tiny dew]

Sean 2?

[void kelp]

I want to know the context of it

[cinder crag]

it was with the other one i sent

[cinder crag]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-birds-meme-if-i-roll-a-twelve-dice-you-fucking-die-gif-26459015

[pearl wraith]

bro's coping with the fact that women don't like him

[simple sage]

viktorп#3360 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[void kelp]

The fuсking "feeling their brеasts" shit?

[lone tusk]

[pearl wraith]

bro turned a friendly yet passionate gesture into assault

[cinder crag]

yes

[void kelp]

What does that even mean oh wait I don't wanna know probably now that I think about it

[old stone]

I was talking about how some of you are scared of getting close to women.

[prisma zephyr]

👀

[void kelp]

I'd bet my kidney you ever touched a women. Let alone a woman's tit. That's too funny.

[karmic granite]

https://chng.it/frf5fPjV9N

Willow project is collecting oil from Alaska which will release carbon dioxide and affect climate change and the animals of alaska like polar bears, penguins, foxes, owls, puffins, moose, walrus and seals.

[prisma zephyr]

[void kelp]

Half-Life 2 Beta Irl

Gas mask citizen irl

[prisma zephyr]

Figures the STALKER discord is all over the place lmao

[void kelp]

[prisma zephyr]

Wait...monolith scum

[void kelp]

Гренада!

[old stone]

You are projecting your own shortcomings. Sorry you got NTR'd but that does not mean that I somehow did not get far with a woman.

[void kelp]

what

[prisma zephyr]

You realize virgin nerds being the only ones to play video games ended in the 90s right?

[void kelp]

Tf does NTR mean

[lone tusk]

Chill dude

[pearl wraith]

I'd never turn down a hug. I love my friends

[prisma zephyr]

Maybe that came off wrong, my bad. Just funny dude is sitting here throwing all this shade

[pearl wraith]

I just don't think about that kind of contact when I'm doing it

perv

[lone tusk]

The British is being absolutely crushed by the french army

[prisma zephyr]

Meanwhile in my Game, Sturgia is getting steamrolled and I'm the only one doing anything lol

Anyways I literally came here because I'm an oldhead but I'm out a PC and I've just been fiending for STALKER 2

[pearl wraith]

https://youtu.be/vfUhm_XK8lc

[lone tusk]

[void kelp]

My phone literally just killed itself after I typed that message

[lone tusk]

[void kelp]

And then I tried to plug it in and my charger was somehow wet and then I had to dry it off

And I looked it up on urban it's some weird hеntaі term apparently which is unsurprising for derek

[prisma zephyr]

[void kelp]

Bruh. People who get women don't say this shit

[lone tusk]

People who get women make neco arc posts

[cyan gyro]

I support this political stance.

You have my vote for moderator, Sylky.

[lone tusk]

👍

[valid jay]

no it did not actually

[void kelp]

Shit so ironic. Bro you literally posts vtubers here everyday and likely donates to them everyday. Honest reaction:

[prisma zephyr]

Time to walk into an anomaly

[lone tusk]

Anomaly 🤢

[prisma zephyr]

Most of my hours are in CoC

[lone tusk]

👍

[void kelp]

Real except I'm homosexual.

[prisma zephyr]

It was pretty hilarious operator drewski broke moddb tho

[lone tusk]

Then you have to stop neco post

[void kelp]

No

[valid jay]

gay gay homosexual

[lone tusk]

You will get the wrong public

[prisma zephyr]

my honest reaction

[void kelp]

Actually I think I get quite the right public with neco arc fans

[lone tusk]

[prisma zephyr]

I like my anime and manga like I like my STALKER: Berserk

[void kelp]

I would say around 75% of them are not straight.

[lone tusk]

🤢anime

[lone tusk]

[prisma zephyr]

Oh it's somethibg else...shows you what I know xD

[lone tusk]

Oh my i got a flu

Imma go die

I need some bread to recover my hp

[prisma zephyr]

gives anomalous bread

[lone tusk]

💀

[pearl wraith]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/981619315826630706/1078707912354050068/twitter_20230224_105119.mp4

[pearl wraith]

I miss those days

[void kelp]

I don't honestly.

[prisma zephyr]

Can we just delete the last 10 years?

[void kelp]

Use like amnestics on everyone that will make them forget 2016-2018

[lament zealot]

take drugs and you forget the world
take too many drugs and the world forgets you

#deep

[pearl wraith]

36 Benadryl

walls are a property of matter now

and every single fiber on my blanket is a different person

honestly wondering what will happen if I take some scissors to it

[vernal loom]

I hate the internet

[pearl wraith]

OH SHOOT

YOU WEREN'T MEANT TO SEE THAT

[vernal loom]

What

[pearl wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/kyoshi-gif-25351466

[prisma zephyr]

[neon vale]

amazing cosplay

[pearl wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/will-smith-men-in-black-gif-4907321

[pearl wraith]

I have learned the ratatouille recipe

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/sushi-amongus-ratatouille-gif-21308885

[vernal loom]

K

[pearl wraith]

she's hiding from this server

[neon vale]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/240196923644968960/1078868208288813176/BC391D71-75B7-4773-A5FF-11FE4A8B7605.gif

[pearl wraith]

bro don't do my man like that

it's not his fault

[vernal loom]

I’m going to sleep and dream of tremor

[pearl wraith]

I'm going to sleep and dream of something that I'll probably forget the very second I wake up

idk actually I got a feeling tonight's gonna be a good night

alright goodnight every body

[teal oracle]

Morninf

[high sail]

OMG hiiii!

[lusty onyx]

hallo

[void kelp]

Went into console and found something called "show hidden entities". Found this.

[simple solar]

is there any mods worth playing after finishing the stalker series?

[lone tusk]

Call of chernobyl
Olr
Lost alpha

The list is bigger

[simple solar]

isnt call of chernobyl more of a tool for modders?

oh by the way, does eating while looting still crash your game in clear sky and call of pripyat?

[prisma zephyr]

It's a full mod in and of itself

CoC plus arsenal overhaul alone is worth playing

[simple solar]

sweet

[crimson moat]

🤨

[prisma zephyr]

"Burn the heretic, kill the mutant, purge the unclean"

[prisma zephyr]

There is also a damage mod for it out there so enemies aren't bullet spongey

[crimson moat]

naw

purge the left one

[simple solar]

stalker shadow of your mom

[prisma zephyr]

Handist

[crimson moat]

huh

[prisma zephyr]

Man doesn't respect left handers

(I'm left handed)

[prisma zephyr]

Stalker: Call of Your Mom

[crimson moat]

its heresy

[prisma zephyr]

Your mom is heresy

Sorry, couldn't help it

[crimson moat]

why not me

[lone tusk]

@void kelp don't post not related images on #🤨┃stalker_memes .

Post this kinda of content only in the #💬┃en_offtop

Offtop images are prohibit there

[crimson moat]

banished

[teal oracle]

Is it time to make another slander?

[void kelp]

You're getting it wrong. You're meant to mute me for 19 days

[crimson moat]

19 years

[high sail]

Hi

[void kelp]

19 centuries

mute until half life 3 comes out

[crimson moat]

good joke

[old stone]

I am left-handed and I handle an AR15 better than a right-hander.

[prisma zephyr]

💪

[old stone]

[prisma zephyr]

[void kelp]

Conjoined

[sharp fog]

probably just a clip brush or a trigger brush whatever

[high sail]

Left hand gang

[void kelp]

Only did it on this one

I had it on in some other areas

And it was just like base texture

Just white or colored

[sharp fog]

if it is not too complex map, usually you won't see many special brushes

maybe map compiler didn't remove it properly

whatever

[candid cloud]

Sure, get me the AR-15 and we'll found out if that is true or not.

[void kelp]

Bro broke the new tos already

[coarse rapids]

Dude what the actual hell

do that again and Im muting you

[vale ravine]

👀

[vale ravine]

Chill out stalker

[coarse rapids]

Wdym I am chill

[sharp moss]

What are you talking about xd

[coarse rapids]

Im going down the mod rabbithole looking at what I can do and then subsequently getting ragequitting moment when I understand that Portugal essentially persecutes tuning

Mfw

I need to pay the IMT and I cant even mod it to my liking

Actual clowns rules

[sharp moss]

Yea idk, move to Germany or whatever i guess

[coarse rapids]

Spain lets you do whatever you want

[coarse rapids]

Wanna know the funniest part
It wasnt a problem until an idiot crashed is safo,then the gov said know what,and illegallized tuning as a whole
and I mean from engine swaps to "if your windows are darker than theyre supposed to we are taking your car away"

[sharp moss]

Japan is still top dog when it comes to car culture

[crimson moat]

gremlin

[sharp moss]

Not only are tuner shops still alive over there, but also tuner shops specifically aimed at a few cars (like FEED for example)

[rough patio]

somebody wanna hear an old polish joke

[sharp moss]

Also road design and quality makes it a real dream to drive over there

[crimson moat]

not the polish jokes

[rough patio]

hell yes the polish jokes

[crimson moat]

nononono

[rough patio]

oh it aint so bad

[coarse rapids]

The only upside for me but really if I ever get into modding Ill go to a country within the EU

[rough patio]

so uhh anybody?

[coarse rapids]

When Im rich

When Im rich

[rough patio]

god dammit i just want to tell a joke

[sharp moss]

It looks like you're going to have to resort to anime and games to get your modding fix

Just like 90% of the rest of us

[coarse rapids]

Ill pay the IMT cash to paint thr damn thing and be done with it

[sharp moss]

I think the funniest part of modding your cars is that you HAVE to walk the line between legal and illegal, governments want to make your life as hard as possible. Remember, fun isn't allowed on this planet except when it's globohomo approved.

[shy narwhal]

What

I mean, what modifications you would want to apply lmao

Blue lights?

[sharp moss]

A lot of EU countries go into full tilt mode when you start modding your engine

[shy narwhal]

And that's for the sake of road safety

And so it's not a problem for the mechanics who has to review your vehicle

[sharp moss]

How is it for the sake of road safety

[rough patio]

maybe cause a badly modded engine may just go boom on a highway or somehing

[sharp moss]

You have boxes that self combust for no reason on the road that are not only allowed but also encouraged by governments

As i said: It's done just to curbstomp your fun

Most of the racing where it's location inappropriate is done by stupidly rich people who can just bypass any consequences by paying money

[shy narwhal]

Aside from the pollution, if you increase the engine power it might be dangerous since it can break down or brakes might work in a different way

But mainly it was made due to people modifying their cars and then using it for illegal car racing

So the law says it's illegal to modify your car such as the engine, if not authorised by the producer, and if so then you will have to go to a professional and be registered

[teal oracle]

Live Kompis reaction

[sharp moss]

A ever growing problem in the US for example is people moving and setting up housing near historic race tracks that have been there for many decades.

Retards start living next to track
Retards start complaining about noise
Track gets shut down cause of retards

[shy narwhal]

Here i honestly never saw an illegal race

It's actually rare

[sharp moss]

At some point it doesn't become your problem and you are gonna have to dip your toes into street racing

[shy narwhal]

Although illegal street racing is unjustifiable and should be punished

I'd go as far as locking them in jail

In fact you can even go to jail

Or pay an immense fine which is like 10k € each

Wait no

It's both

[sharp moss]

Most of the racing where it's location inappropriate is done by stupidly rich people who can just bypass any consequences by paying money

[shy narwhal]

From 25k€ to 100k€

[shy narwhal]

You'd go to jail anyways

And pay

[sharp moss]

No they won't

[shy narwhal]

Here they do

[sharp moss]

The world doesn't work like that, where good always wins and le bad guys always lose

[shy narwhal]

Law says

Whoever promotes, partecipate, manage or help illegal car racing will face from 1 to 3 years of prison AND a fine from 25k€ to 100k€

IF someone dies then other than being classified as murder in road, it's from 6 years to 12 years of jail

[slender wagon]

Death penalty sounds better

[shy narwhal]

And of course they say goodbye to their driving licence

[sharp moss]

Anyways as i said, not the racers problem and most definitely not the tuners problem

[shy narwhal]

Wdym?

Here everyone related to it can go to jail lmao

They won't get away with a fine

[teal oracle]

Jail is nice

[sharp moss]

Yea but your country is a meme and a shell of it's former self

[shy narwhal]

yes

[teal oracle]

Wait what are we talking about

[shy narwhal]

Yet doesn't seems to have illegal car racing, not like in other countries though

You can buy a modified car or a sport car if it's registered

[sharp moss]

Also car companies definitely need to dip their toes into politics more in Italy, especially given how much money they got lying around

[shy narwhal]

The EU is does not rely a lot in car infrastructure

In Italy we have railroads connected basically to almost every small country

[slender wagon]

You enjoyed your time there?

[valid jay]

cars suck

[shy narwhal]

It's your turn now

[teal oracle]

Bro I live in Norway of course

[shy narwhal]

Trains>Cars

[slender wagon]

Im a law abidding citizen, thank you very much

[valid jay]

indeed

[teal oracle]

Trains are neat

[shy narwhal]

You see, the difference between trains and cars is one

With trains no car drivers can ever bother you or get in your way, because the trail will always win

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/891872572021559306/984988820116213760/Train.gif

[sharp moss]

If a country is corrupt it may as well be corrupt for everyone, not just the top of the echelon of society

[shy narwhal]

What that has to do with illegal car racing

We get enough car accidents here

[sharp moss]

Politicians are corrupt as all hell in Italy, so the car companies and regular people should be able to bend the laws to their liking a bit too

[shy narwhal]

Again, we get enough car accidents here

[valid jay]

that's not how it works

[teal oracle]

Anarchy

[shy narwhal]

Anarchist

[sharp moss]

Vast majority of car accidents come from law abiding citizens who just can't drive, and the other % you can't punish cause they're filthy rich

[shy narwhal]

Source?

[teal oracle]

Anarchy

[shy narwhal]

It's weird because most of the car accidents comes from people not stopping at STOP sign and always speeding

[slender wagon]

fast and furious fans thinking they can grapple hook cliffs in Italy

[sharp moss]

Common sense? There is more people driving normally then there ever will be racers

[shy narwhal]

^

Doesn't look like the ones speeding and not following STOP signs are the law abiding drivers

[sharp moss]

Yea that falls under normal drivers mate, not organized races in the middle of bum fck nowhere

[shy narwhal]

No, that falls under reckless drivers

While racers do all the things that reckless drivers do

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/524246444560089099/1067548382089982033/B8A8472B-331C-445C-997E-7D4866260049.gif

[sharp moss]

Call it whatever you want, point is they aren't races

[shy narwhal]

They aren't, but that proves illegal races are way worse

If people crash for stuff like that, then illegal racing is even more dangerous and risky

If you want to race go somewhere where you can race not in public roads

[teal oracle]

One of my previous teachers dog

[sharp moss]

They can't, all the race tracks are getting closed down

[shy narwhal]

Not here lol

[sharp moss]

Oh and the race tracks? They get so expensive and have a million of their own rules too

[slender wagon]

🧱 🧱 🧱

[shy narwhal]

But illegal racers doesn't go to legal racing, because they also gain money, betting

[shy narwhal]

Idk, you prefer crashing against a light pole or against another car?

[valid jay]

is infrastructure in europe even suitable for races

[slender wagon]

Just race on bicycle lane bro, carmageddon

[sharp moss]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZVnPqvDjZE
Roads in the middle of nowhere are safer then tracks because of their lack of traffic at the dead of night

[slender wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/grand-theft-auto-iv-gta-car-cars-gta-iv-gif-16504696

[shy narwhal]

Yeah, except e bikers, those are cheaters

[shy narwhal]

Yeah and then they crash

And then i come

And then i make them do a mimir

Although

[slender wagon]

only fast driver in italy should be pizza delivering guy, that delicious pizza must be consumed hot

[shy narwhal]

It's funny when there are racers and reckless drivers who doesn't want to go to the hospital because we might figure out they are drunk or were driving recklessly, so they refuse to go to the hospital despite having their ribs broken and be in pain

As soon as they refuse the treatment there's the police and then take them

[valid jay]

nah they should learn to run fast like peppino in the hit game peppino tower

[shy narwhal]

Makes the job easier for the police

[slender wagon]

imagine being a woman waiting 9 months for your kid to pop out only for them to go in jail for racing or worse die because speed is adrenaline ooga booga

Dont be retarded

Join the Ultramarines instead

[shy narwhal]

Facts

[slender wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/ultramarines-titus-astartes-space-marine-space-marines-gif-24426649

italy should have jetpacks for pizza delivery though that shit needs to go fast go go go go go

[shy narwhal]

There was a dude who was racing in a country road, he crashed against a parked car, no one else was injured, the guy clearly had like 4 of his ribs broken, he refused to go to the hospital and then the police said "well, then you will come with us"

He experienced all the stages of regret and depression

[sharp moss]

How is that anyone's problem but his own

What even are you trying to argue about at this point

[shy narwhal]

It is my problem because i will have to get my ass and wake up at 2 AM for something like that

That time could've been used for someone else

[sharp moss]

Really? JUST because of that? No other form of crime ever happens in Italy?

[valid jay]

wtf are you a police officer

[shy narwhal]

That's not the point, the point is wasting an ambulance because of someone who luckily did not injured someone else during a car crash and was drunk, while that ambulance could've been used for someone else

[shy narwhal]

EMS

[valid jay]

ah

[sharp moss]

The point is that you don't have a point

[shy narwhal]

I still yet have to see a car crash where the driver was not speeding or being reckless/drunk

There's always speeding in there

[sharp moss]

Still not racers

Still normal drivers who just don't care

[shy narwhal]

That's not the point

Racers are worse because they are even more reckless

[sharp moss]

Im gonna be honest mate, you should probably quit your job if being awakened at 2am to go help someone is troublesome for you

[shy narwhal]

It's all fun and games until you crash against someone else, i guarantee you that a lesson will be learn from that, especially when they will go into trauma care unit

[shy narwhal]

That's not the issue

[wise helm]

Hello.

[shy narwhal]

The issue is wasting resources for reckless drivers

[shy narwhal]

Hello

[wise helm]

disappears for days

[sharp moss]

They won't, because they understood from the very beginning that something could happen to them

[shy narwhal]

Then they shouldn't have done that

The thing i care the most is that others are in danger too

[sharp moss]

But they probably did understand a bit more about their car and it's behaviour

[shy narwhal]

For me they can broke every single of their bones

But the problem is that others are in danger

And that you will divert resources to them while it could be needed for someone else

One way or another you are killing someone

Directly or indirectly

I hate accidents that could clearly have been prevented

[sharp moss]

Were just going in circles now, why bother

[slender wagon]

Hello Sister

Nice PfP, i approve

[valid jay]

чвк редан real

[slender wagon]

is this real @valid jay ?

or cnn bullsh*t?

[valid jay]

no it's not, ru government made up a non-existent subculture, then ua believed it too

all started with some local anime fans beating up a buncha gopniks who threatened them

[crimson moat]

lol

[sharp moss]

@coarse rapids https://bringatrailer.com/listing/2004-volkswagen-r32-155/
Old AWD Golf selling for so much, it's so over bro 😭

[slender wagon]

bruh moment

[shy narwhal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/337641764502634496/929807430358011914/political_stalker.gif

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/barotrauma-gif-24069875

[coarse rapids]

100000 dollars?!?!?!wtf why so much?

[sharp moss]

Low kilometrage

or mileage as the site puts it

[coarse rapids]

Imagine paying that mhch for a golf

Actual idiocy

[shy narwhal]

@teal oracle

[crimson moat]

bro its a golf with less than 100 miles bro

[teal oracle]

Yeah

[shy narwhal]

@teal oracle

[teal oracle]

What

[sharp moss]

I think the worst part is that it will probably spend the rest of it's life sitting in a garage somewhere

[crimson moat]

its worth it

[shy narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/capybara-infested-chat-capybara-infested-chat-gif-26055492

You are now infected

[crimson moat]

capy

[teal oracle]

NOOOOOOO

[shy narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/capybara-ok-i-pull-up-afterparty-gif-23250395

[teal oracle]

Those bastards stole my friends pizza one time

[shy narwhal]

How

[crimson moat]

cute

[coarse rapids]

"OMG bro Golf with mileage under 100 miles"
Gets bought for 100000
Is never used or tuned and rots in som assholes garage

[teal oracle]

Idfk
Went up to the guy and stole it

He now hates capybaras

[sharp moss]

Well it won't rot, it will be taken care of greatly if the buyer coughed up so much cash for it. But cars not being used for their purpose always kinda hurts to see.

[crimson moat]

buinssnems man

[shy narwhal]

Deserved

[teal oracle]

[sharp moss]

Although at the same time this is good news since there might someone who buys it next and actually starts racing with it, buying a new car from 2004 in 2023

[shy narwhal]

I hope the same thing will happen to you

[teal oracle]

What’d I do

[shy narwhal]

Yes

[teal oracle]

Bullying

[shy narwhal]

Good

[teal oracle]

You meanie

I will now say a slur
Give me a few minutes, gotta pick up the racial slur database

[slender wagon]

Ψαλλ ηιμ Μον Κειγη ιν τρθε Ελδαρ φασηιον

ffs greek setting

Call him Mon Keigh in true eldar fashion

[teal oracle]

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

I fart in your general direction!

[shy narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-monke-cursed-cursed-monke-swinging-gif-18117024

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/960263859535495268/1046343901969125406/image0.gif

[shy narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/capybara-gif-26113715

[crimson moat]

NoooooOOOOOOOOO

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/924826922494615572/945343465800208405/schlorp_schlorp.gif

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/cursed-cat-me-when-me-when-the-me-when-i-the-cat-cat-gif-26073919

[valid jay]

specimen in containment

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/865476685251215390/960723999518761011/caption-48.gif

[sharp moss]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIUBu1g9sgU
Local man takes Toshiya's advice literally, severs his own arm to force himself to learn one hand steering also eurobeat

[crimson moat]

nuuu let out the kittie

[urban coral]

'Sup

[void kelp]

Gmod makes hours go by in like 10 minutes istg

[urban coral]

Fr

[void kelp]

Already 5am

[coarse rapids]

you got that image of the bandit saying the thing with women in CS?

[coarse rapids]

yhea,thanks

[urban coral]

Aye

[void kelp]

Im guessing this is probably a cut thing from when the story was more related to roadside picnic

[urban coral]

🤨

[coarse rapids]

no,no

[void kelp]

Oh wait it's CS

[coarse rapids]

[urban coral]

CS

[void kelp]

Then idk

What is he talking about

[candid cloud]

Do not show them, Crimson.

Do not do it.

[coarse rapids]

do it

show them

[urban coral]

Stfu you absolute pessimism-just-for-the-sake-of-pessimism teen

Minor difference, but it's there

[crimson moat]

dies of cringe

[urban coral]

Agreed

[void kelp]

What

What am I looking at

[coarse rapids]

thats...the same outfit excpe the first is more dirty

[urban coral]

Different colors, mostly

[candid cloud]

Clearly a blind person.

[urban coral]

I can tell you which one I prefer

[crimson moat]

right one is.more of urban camo

[urban coral]

Because I like the one on the right way better

[void kelp]

Wait what are you even getting at with this?

[urban coral]

What the hell is the first one even supposed to be? He's using the Merc Camo but has a Monolith Suit. Mercolith real?!

[candid cloud]

Monodead.

[coarse rapids]

yhe,filth and grime usually makes colours more brown

what about it

[urban coral]

They're clearly different, dirty or not

[crimson moat]

monolith mercenary xD

[void kelp]

Hecu

[coarse rapids]

imagine you wear a white and red shirt,then spend the entire day in the dirt and dust,come home and youll see the shirt is now darker and browner,will you think its a new shirt?

[void kelp]

Oh wait the 2nd one actually looks more like hecu

[urban coral]

Because the dirty one is just... too dirty

[crimson moat]

bigger question that guys blind

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-vanish-cat-gif-23555257

[urban coral]

That's honestly different, since the color would be changed. The color of the first one is more so muted, just like Krezzin's undeserving ass

[urban coral]

Look at SoC models

[void kelp]

[void kelp]

Is he? I think like quite a few monolith have that weird eye thing going on.

[crimson moat]

wait do they?

[void kelp]

Yeah.

[crimson moat]

oh.

i did not see that

[urban coral]

Yeah, look at le SoC models

It's the same for Zombified Stalkers, curiously

[crimson moat]

zombielith confirmed!!!¡!1

[urban coral]

Ngl, they do B lit

[coarse rapids]

telling me monolith fighters are just high tier zombies

[void kelp]

Kind of

I thought that was like actually common knowledge

But the zombies are more low tier monolith

[coarse rapids]

Im pretty sure if you go up to a random stalker redditor they are gonna act confuse and try to run away

[void kelp]

Because monolith don't last forever with all of the emissions

[urban coral]

Yet Strider doesn't have that

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/stalker/images/6/69/Render_cop_stalker_monolith_1_face_1.png/revision/latest?cb=20220122222510&path-prefix=ru

[void kelp]

Yeah. I think it varies on how long they've been in monolith and how they became brainwashed in the first place.

[urban coral]

They all get brainwashed in the same way 🤨

[urban coral]

Heresy

[teal oracle]

Dumbass cat

[lone tusk]

Theres two monolith paths, i think there's more slight differences ond the models too