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[coarse rapids]

I have bought a Asus Vivobook S15 brand new,one with a fast and new CPU,that cost me a lot,I couldve saved money by buying a refurbished laptop and gotten more less money

[lone tusk]

Humm

[coarse rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/967241811393388566/1070412543606128640/speed-12.gif

[teal oracle]

https://preview.redd.it/jdk5hexw92la1.png?width=1142&format=png&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=edc55c1bd738a6e2e9d11953aed561aae813a06f

[lone tusk]

Do not post this kind of content anymore friend, this is considered animal cruelty.

[teal oracle]

Funny scream gone

[coarse rapids]

This is animal cruelty

[ripe merlin]

I literally don't have time to carry the pc with me everywhere I go

This is why laptops exist

[slender wagon]

https://youtu.be/z_fx72i0Voc

We have been blessed with a teaser for a new animation

[teal oracle]

Iron without

[lament zealot]

I mean yeah, If you NEED the portability… but for gaming it’s kind of a waste imo

[lone tusk]

The laptop just got a good performance while his is plugged on energy the battery don't have enough capacity to keep the fans on the necessary speed to cool down the heat, having a gaming laptop is like having a common pc

[coarse rapids]

I think this costs too much,2000 for this is a very big price,do what I said and you'll save money

[slender wagon]

Just dont go anywhere and buy desktop bro

[lone tusk]

Nah, laptops here are cheap

I modified my one here can run everything now

[coarse rapids]

Laptops are cheap,the bad ones yes

[ripe merlin]

Student life isn't so simple 😔

[lament zealot]

just buy an 800 dollar mid-high end modern workstation laptop, and a 1.2k gaming pc

[lone tusk]

No, they are cheap bc the industry is selling them with half of their main capacity

[slender wagon]

Thank god I studied from my house

[coarse rapids]

You can buy a celeron laptop for 100-200,its a liability and a piece of shit

[lone tusk]

So i upgrade my ram and his space capacity, next thing is a egpu

[lone tusk]

I buy a I5 octacore for this price here

[slender wagon]

Any fans of Strategy here?

[lone tusk]

Is cheap and on good quality

[slender wagon]

Paradox has a showcase on March 6, if anybody cares, I hope for new Shadowrun

[coarse rapids]

how is brasil this good for laptop prices when their economy is so bad?

[coarse rapids]

shadowrun?interesting...

[lone tusk]

Samsung produce their laptops here

[slender wagon]

Shadowrun is such a good universe bro

[simple sage]

sektoras#6049 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[lament zealot]

Guys I think ur missin the point

[lone tusk]

Got him

[lament zealot]

Don’t buy crappy laptop

Just buy good laptop and gaming pc separate

[coarse rapids]

Everybody knows that

[lament zealot]

It’s totally doable for 2k

[slender wagon]

Im gonna upgrade soon to 4090 so if you want CPU/GPU and Mobo i got you son

[lone tusk]

They aren't crap 🧱

[slender wagon]

if i manage to gather the money and actually finish it because all games cost 70 euros now cuz triple A greed moment

[lone tusk]

Play old games them
Mods are free

[slender wagon]

bought wo-long yesterday, 70 euros, i might skip on atomic heart or dead island 2 i have not decided yet

this shit is getting annoying

good thing retro fps games are still 15-25 depending on content

[lone tusk]

This reminded me that bethesda once want to make you pay for mods, i hope they pay to breathe either

Daily hate to bethesda ✅

[runic glacier]

My laptop use GTX 1050

[coarse rapids]

Surely,there isnt a group if ppl invested in making these games free,that would never happen

[lone tusk]

Cool

[slender wagon]

Nah I dont pirate bro

[lone tusk]

Kinda sucks to pirate modern games bc they are all broken on the launch

[coarse rapids]

Your loss

[slender wagon]

I respect devs who spend 2 years of their time on a project, not gonna pirate it tbh

[coarse rapids]

Sometimes, it's the morally right thing to do

[slender wagon]

Nah

[lone tusk]

They already got paid

[coarse rapids]

Besides,Id rather you pirate the games instead kf buying a key on the grey market

[runic glacier]

It can run STALKER with DX 11 graphics,Half-Life 2 MMod,The Walking Dead Telltale Series,Left 4 Dead 2,CoD MW and BO series.

[coarse rapids]

And also most old games should be free

[slender wagon]

I buy everything from steam usually

[lone tusk]

Cool 👍

[lone tusk]

[runic glacier]

I 🏴‍☠️

In games

[coarse rapids]

not everything is on steam

[crimson moat]

who says you only can buy

[slender wagon]

Bro I just said I dont pirate shit lol

[crimson moat]

ah shit

[lone tusk]

Imma go test my bannerlord mods on that crappy base mod launcher

[coarse rapids]

you should!you shouldnt be paying that much for SWAT4

You arent paying the devs,they literally went bankrupt

[lone tusk]

Swat 4 deserves to be selling at 1000 dolares

Is the only triple aaa game with the ready or not dlc

[coarse rapids]

It doesnt if the developers who made it arent getting the money idiot

[lone tusk]

Get bricked 🧱

[slender wagon]

If studio behind said game is alive, ill pay them

if not, skill issue for them

[coarse rapids]

It isnt

Like literally

[slender wagon]

but then again i dont buy dead dev games cuz you get addicted and nothing new will ever come out to resemble it

[coarse rapids]

Youre lining the pockets of someone who has got nothing to do with the game

[slender wagon]

Only dead dev game i bought i think

was Bloodlines

oh and stalker when GSC was done

[coarse rapids]

SWAT 4 has an active and pretty good modding scene

[coarse rapids]

😎 and you can play with friends

[crimson moat]

wait swat 4 has mods?

holy shit

i never knew

[slender wagon]

Me and my friends play Hunt:Showdown religiously at this point, doubt we'll go back to some old game lol

[crimson moat]

try empire at war

[coarse rapids]

Me you and sylky,swat4 night,killing terrorists and blowing hostages heads off

😎

I have a gog copy,Ill send it to you

[slender wagon]

nah bro dont its going to be a waste really

i dont like these ready or not like games (swat likes more likely)

[crimson moat]

its more of a swat like game

[slender wagon]

Give it to someone who will play it and make use of the key

no point giving it to me but thanks for the gesture

appreciate it

[crimson moat]

sheesh

[runic glacier]

https://youtu.be/4bl_9PdIP2s

[crimson moat]

that is lotta hunt

[slender wagon]

In 2K hours ill do celebration, 1 free copy of STALKER 2 to a lucky winner from here (all my friends have stalker 2 irl)

[crimson moat]

surely

i never played a game to reach 2k hours

only game that i have 1k on is foxhole

[slender wagon]

Oh dude

Ok, I have:

[crimson moat]

oh shit

[coarse rapids]

Cool friends

[slender wagon]

Warband 1500 hours, but 500-600 more before steam
Destiny 2, 3000 hours probably on steam + battlenet
Hunt showdown: nearly 2000

And before all that, in the days of xFire, last i remember seeing Unreal tournament 2004 runtime was about 1300 hours back in like 2008?

[crimson moat]

iam scared if this list

oh

i see

[slender wagon]

actually let me see the games list on steam

[crimson moat]

mount and blade enjoyer

[crimson moat]

oh i see mordhau too

[slender wagon]

mordhau and bannerlord are lies because i was in beta testing before they released

[crimson moat]

sweaty gameplay or more chill in there?

[slender wagon]

especially mordhau, played late 2018 when it was just 1 map

[teal oracle]

No for honor
Good

[slender wagon]

I got 179 hours on for honor

[slender wagon]

Mordhau is sweat in physical form in general

[crimson moat]

it is

but i mostly like it cause to customizability

[slender wagon]

in 2019 where second map and more mechanics got introduced to the beta i used to play with the top 5 players right now on leaderboards

they were insane since then, chiv 1 pro players

[teal oracle]

321.7 hours

[crimson moat]

yeah

[slender wagon]

my best friend has 1600 on FH

Warden main

[teal oracle]

The fool

[crimson moat]

mordhau evolved from chiv 1 for the more tryhard players

[slender wagon]

Mordhau is good but too small of a dev team to sustain it

[crimson moat]

indeed

[slender wagon]

Small but very smart in general

[crimson moat]

lately there is lack of any content tbf

[slender wagon]

They make new game now, no more Mordhau updates probably

[crimson moat]

and the drama sometimes god damn

[crimson moat]

oh?

[slender wagon]

Every sweaty game comes with drama attached

[crimson moat]

saddly

tbf i really liked the gameplay how much i needed to actually good

[slender wagon]

It was a good game but suffers exactly from what chiv 1 suffers

unrealistic parrying against a manipulating attack pattern based system

[slender wagon]

Feints always win or deaccels

[crimson moat]

oh god i hate feinters

people that just spam it constantly

[slender wagon]

funniest part is that most mordhau players use default settings

so they essentially play it wrong

[crimson moat]

i do not

i actually did change most of binds

[slender wagon]

yeah move mouse to right to attack from right-to-left is always a way to gimp yourself

this aint mount and blade lol

[crimson moat]

yeah

it is kinda stupid for a game requiring precision

[slender wagon]

its not the precision issue its the speed

[crimson moat]

this too

[slender wagon]

you cannot accel/deacell good if you use default

[crimson moat]

but it counts too

[slender wagon]

i remember first days of mordhau

i used battleaxe against newbies, always passing their parry with overhead de-accel

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/hey-cat-waving-wave-paw-gif-18029335

[crimson moat]

ah the haha axe go brrr

[slender wagon]

love axes in For honor i played berserker and warband almost always nords

[teal oracle]

You better not play raider

[crimson moat]

when you have 3% nordic blood from the heritage test:

[slender wagon]

I used to main raider but he has been worked-over so many times that i lost count

[teal oracle]

Knights better

[slender wagon]

how's the battle map now? I remember vikings always won

[teal oracle]

Vikings still winning

[slender wagon]

aint a damn thing changed

[teal oracle]

They took the entire map a few weeks ago

[slender wagon]

happy weeaboos dont win at least

[teal oracle]

Well knights are losing

Samurai loose less now than before

[crimson moat]

the neckbeard redditor samurai

[slender wagon]

Just want a triple A mount and blade game tbh

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/588979185687461908/978648911155707924/speed-1.gif

[slender wagon]

with good animations, faction specific shit and good siege modes

[crimson moat]

bannerlord kinda

[slender wagon]

bannerlord's combat is atrocious

[crimson moat]

O H

it is janky

[slender wagon]

they tried to make it 'realistic'

and made it a borefest

[crimson moat]

idk about that

[slender wagon]

Shokuho mod says it will have new combat

gotta wait and see

[teal oracle]

for honor time

:(

[slender wagon]

Enjoy suffering lad

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/annoying-orange-my-honest-reaction-my-honest-reaction-meme-my-reaction-to-that-information-my-reaction-to-that-information-meme-gif-25892339

aight we won

3-1

[slender wagon]

ez for you

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/annoying-orange-my-honest-reaction-my-honest-reaction-meme-my-reaction-to-that-information-my-reaction-to-that-information-meme-gif-25892339

im screwed

[slender wagon]

217 levels oof

[teal oracle]

eh its whatever

yup

0-3
we lost
217 carried

[gray jetty]

for the love of god hold my lan party that motherboard is on some other shit https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/314540963315843072/1080511465401884793/iu.png

[lone tusk]

[gray jetty]

but bro

the extreme version of that motherboard despite its truly eye watering price tag

it has

rotated 24 pin

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/905521891178082385/942171628006162532/1629139771108.gif

like the brother who came before

[lone tusk]

[gray jetty]

yo wtf this adapter exists and i can buy it

lmfao

so the board doesn't support 4 way sli

so they made this

which makes it support 4 way sli

[lone tusk]

Youtube today is terrible, I'm in a bubble bc they keep recommending me the same things, and when they show me new content is from famous braindead channels

[gray jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/brook-one-piece-smoking-fumando-brook-fumando-gif-24162151

some dude had to tell me to watch the channel called real extreme overclocking

[lone tusk]

🧱

[gray jetty]

https://www.youtube.com/@ActuallyHardcoreOverclocking

[lone tusk]

[gray jetty]

then there is this guy https://www.youtube.com/@taggxoc5413

this guy is literally a demon in human form

hes done things that god would not dare even look at

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLGilcjxPoc

no one else but him

[lone tusk]

[ripe merlin]

If I watch 1 video about medieval architecture it will recommend me a 1 medieval video within next 48h, if I watch anything that has tiktok quality, my recommended will be overflowed with that shit

[lone tusk]

I don't like shorts

[ripe merlin]

Normal videos with tiktok quality

[ripe merlin]

Shorts is just worser tiktok

[lone tusk]

I don't like tiktok too

[teal oracle]

NO

[shy narwhal]

Delacey

Delacey

Delacey

[lone tusk]

[shy narwhal]

Delacey

[lone tusk]

[shy narwhal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/889247015098265601/1080503400103428116/VID_20230301_165256_811.mp4

[teal oracle]

What?

[shy narwhal]

Delacey

[teal oracle]

What does it mean

[shy narwhal]

Delacey PNC

Google it

[teal oracle]

I’m too scared

[urban coral]

'Sup gamers

[teal oracle]

I did
Goodness that was a lot of soft core porn

[cursive gazelle]

Chad

Love the ones who love you back

[urban coral]

Same except Dutch

[lone tusk]

This looks dangerous but really fun

[teal oracle]

[cursive gazelle]

POV: Your getting Rizzed by Dante again

[urban coral]

Ngl, his backstory was surprisingly dark for a kids movie. To be fair, we're all still kids, so that doesn't say much

Best movie I've seen in a long while, unironically

[lone tusk]

[void kelp]

Went outside again

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/get-real-get-real-meme-stalker-stalker-game-energy-drink-gif-25080407

[ripe merlin]

@slender wagon

[ripe merlin]

Paris

[void kelp]

I love Paris

[slender wagon]

https://youtu.be/dRNLdWikYdY?list=LL

[lament zealot]

I can’t remember

[lone tusk]

[lament zealot]

Eereeredrerrrrreeeeee

[ripe merlin]

That's so cutee

[ripe merlin]

Thank you, I've been searching for some good workout music

[slender wagon]

you're welcome

[lone tusk]

@slender wagon @ripe merlin you guys are weak
https://youtu.be/DH_pVzEvFAc

Vol 5 is average

[slender wagon]

typical metal is boring for video games

i'd mute this easily

[lone tusk]

That's doom metal

[slender wagon]

and im a metalhead

[lone tusk]

🤢

[slender wagon]

eternal easily god tier soundtrack

mick gordon and andrew hulshult pog

[lone tusk]

https://youtu.be/HN7F_jwRvCc
From the vol 4
Running from evil v2

[slender wagon]

that's much better

actually reminds of a video game

[lone tusk]

Is from the same pack

[slender wagon]

i heard first song or 2? and closed

[lone tusk]

Brutal doom metal is the brutal doom soundtrack

[slender wagon]

so its fan-made?

[lone tusk]

Yes

It's all fanmade

The whole pack

[slender wagon]

cool cool

@lone tusk new bannerlord patch dropped, enjoy broken mods again

[lone tusk]

1.0.3

The 1.0.2 mods work i think

I already got 25gb of mods

Pov: it's the 2045 you're the last human being who still wasn't update to windows 11

Man brutal doom rocks

[slender wagon]

[ripe merlin]

This doesn't feel good enough sorry brah

[lone tusk]

You got no taste at all 🧱

@slender wagon
Try the tnt and the plutonia experiment
Plutonia on black metal is the hardest brutal doom wad ever made it
(At least in the canon ones)

[ripe merlin]

It's not that my taste sucks, you're probably just experiencing nostalgia or just in this case prefer older version. Just like how I only like clear sky

[slender wagon]

Looks decent bro but I am not really into old dooms anymore, too restricted, try CULTIC out has many mechanics aswell

I am not really into playing 90s games anymore modded or not

[lone tusk]

?????

[lone tusk]

[ripe merlin]

Long story short your opinion is invalid

[lone tusk]

Ok kid, the adults are talking

[slender wagon]

The mod Sylky posted might be true to what he says but its still for old doom, does not make his point of view invalid though

[ripe merlin]

Don't you lecture me with that 20y old mod

[lone tusk]

You should at least try the project brutality 3.0

It's the brutal doom with fast gameplay

[lone tusk]

Cope harder kiddo

[slender wagon]

There's no going back dude, I am a movement shooter fan, I like shit like Ultrakill, Turbo Overkill, Doom Eternal etc.... Pressing W and cover is far gone for me even if its faster paced

old dooms have some of the best mod communities

[lone tusk]

Nah doom was never about cover at all

[ripe merlin]

Cry harder boomer

[slender wagon]

im boomer you zoomer, stop talking bad to sylky or u get exterminatus to ur country

[lone tusk]

Especially brutal doom and project brutality

[lone tusk]

Hey hey, we should play serious sam

[ripe merlin]

I thought you were below 20

[slender wagon]

I just want the movement bro, jumping, sliding, boosting etc.

[slender wagon]

I am 29

[lone tusk]

Serious sam 4 dlc looks good

[ripe merlin]

You guys are old

[slender wagon]

Take lessons young man

If we were not old you're probably play fortnite and not learning WH40K jejejejejejje

[lone tusk]

[slender wagon]

Clear sky enjoyer though still not sure what to do about that, guess nobody is perfect

[ripe merlin]

Well either way I'm not learning anything new about 40k, you forgot to mention anything new

[slender wagon]

bruh i've sent you countless videos

[ripe merlin]

2 or 3

[slender wagon]

no way you watched all of them

[ripe merlin]

Very countless

[slender wagon]

Ok, lets get moody

Ill send you one to ruin your mood

grab pop corn

[ripe merlin]

But I'm watching walking dead

[slender wagon]

https://youtu.be/SI29i9abAJ8

[atomic lynx]

Isn't that game got review bombed to hell

[lone tusk]

I dunno, i don't read reviews

[ripe merlin]

I've played serious Sam maybe few times, heard it has strong anti piracy on newer games

[simple sage]

Deadly_Bird#8695 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[ripe merlin]

Don't remember if I played 1 or 2

[lone tusk]

"S.t.r.o.n.g"

[atomic lynx]

DAMMIT

[slender wagon]

@lone tusk https://youtu.be/MunX2-1mn38

[atomic lynx]

I keep forgetting

[slender wagon]

this is my kinda game @lone tusk

[lone tusk]

Looks good but the fov make my eyes bleed

[slender wagon]

yeah this guy's fov is pathetic

I play on 105 on boomer shooters, 95 for stalker/hunt

[lone tusk]

https://youtu.be/xZaTk3k_k8E
Here, soldier of fortune

[slender wagon]

ahjhahaahaha bro

my father loved SoF

[lone tusk]

I'm still trying to fix soldier of fortune glees problems

My one didn't let me play until i got 14

[slender wagon]

Sylky you should absolutely consider trying out CULTIC

[lone tusk]

A 2000s game is more violent then brutal doom

[slender wagon]

I am not joking, its probably one of the best games I have played regarding retro inspired games and its made by 1 guy

[lone tusk]

I already tried but I'm not much into shooters now

I gonna play ace combat again

[slender wagon]

Ah fair enough dude

[lone tusk]

https://youtu.be/bQ8LmEIWyx4

[slender wagon]

i cant wait for wo-long tomorrow

reminds me of old dynasty warriors beat-the-shit-out-of-everyone simulator

but more soulslike

[lone tusk]

It's raining here

Time to take my 6 hours nap in the middle of the day

Cya

[slender wagon]

enjoy

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/oldschoolrobloxdisaster-my-reaction-to-that-information-my-honest-reaction-to-that-information-by-bonbon-sgb-gif-26141938

[coarse rapids]

@urban coral https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/981120113384259674/1080558065901899850/IMG_1787.jpg?width=1006&height=671

[candid cloud]

Is this reanimation or just a memed poster?

[urban coral]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fo2T_ZMWcAE_iHx?format=jpg&name=small

[slender wagon]

https://scontent.fath3-4.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/334318996_735348768139054_2295090918879247789_n.jpg?_nc_cat=108&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5cd70e&_nc_eui2=AeFUBvHTVuX4JXZp-utKG8uDJNgXoHA5iqAk2BegcDmKoIDwM2euvCiGrEuhJEE65tM&_nc_ohc=ZjWJMqEwQdwAX8wzVtV&_nc_ht=scontent.fath3-4.fna&oh=00_AfCYWacdKmC_1O9eWGXdR6svStKdbfKJNpmkViMxwg_Tfg&oe=640487D5

[void kelp]

bruh 40k lore is so dumb

if orc's paint something red then it goes faster

even tho it's a rock with some scrap on it

[teal oracle]

Death threats

[rough quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/561153801114091521/1079656142973706250/gato.gif

[urban coral]

Thank the Warp for that

[ripe merlin]

Power of religion

Or belief

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153801114091521/1079113360181829762/20230220_002602.gif

[urban coral]

@slender wagon
Think this is more your kind of Chapter

https://www.artofmtg.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/Primaris-Chaplain-Warhammer-40000-MtG-Art.jpg

Dark Angels tho

[teal oracle]

What about the exorcists

[slender wagon]

IF cracked

[old stone]

🦶

[void kelp]

Yea power of my dick and balls it's just dumb and complicated

"ooooh look at my special super soldier that is basically a Ctrl c+Ctrl v of another super soldier"

[old stone]

They did not butcher her after all
https://youtu.be/c-yZsNd__0E

@teal oracle Check out the good news.

[slender wagon]

clueless about 40K lore, enjoy pokemon kid

[ripe merlin]

Stuff doesn't have to be complicated to be fun

Although it's fun to pick your brain with more complicated stuff

Hence why factorio and multiple factory/redstone Minecraft mods exist

[void kelp]

if i wan't to pick my brain then imma go play some mc

[slender wagon]

40K is complicated, arguably more than 95% of universes out there, the guy has no idea what he talks about, just average 40K hater lel

[valid jay]

40k fans when i introduce them to actually good literature/board games/videogames

[cinder crag]

@lone tusk

[lone tusk]

Is probably many more man

Per year we got 182.000 deaths

Due gunfire, bodys never found and more

[cinder crag]

BRASIL NUMERO 1!!!!

VIVA BRASIL

🇧🇷

[void kelp]

Brazil

[sharp moss]

MW has the best lore ever and it's all about a single car

[runic glacier]

Brazil momentos

[lone tusk]

Also, due our currently diplomacy with Iran and his friends (I'm not go deeper on this to not inflict the rule 8) brazil is close to be sanctioned by US, search for the brazil currently acts on diplomacy. My country is sh!t

[cinder crag]

come to arizona

[runic glacier]

come to indonesian

[void kelp]

im not a hater i just don't like how complicated the lore is

[simple sage]

The man himself#7156 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[void kelp]

i also don't understand why you need a gajillion different space marines

[valid jay]

to sell toys

[void kelp]

funko pops

[valid jay]

basically

[sharp moss]

I have never understood why more games don't do the whole "mystical car" thing

[cursive gazelle]

As someone who's delved deep into Warhammer, Destiny, and Halo lore. Every universe has its own unique cases of stupid

Halo doesn't understand how powerful nukes actually are.

Destiny is... complicated I can't get into it

[void kelp]

i like stalkers lore because i don't have to use my brain to understand it

[cursive gazelle]

And Warhammer is chaos but hey thats the fun.

But for real tho. There is no such thing as Nuke proof. You aren't using enough nukes.

[void kelp]

building went boom scientists messed something up and now there are fanatical soldiers and funny rocks

[sharp moss]

No warhammer is garbage because even the people in charge of it don't know what they want to do with it

The original creators of the universe have left a long time ago, and for good reason

[cursive gazelle]

Okay but its also mega cringe to just be a malding anger boy over a fictional universe

[void kelp]

it was getting too complicated?

[cursive gazelle]

That and the company itself has its own mess of interior politics involved

[sharp moss]

I don't think anyone is angry at the universe itself but more at the annoying fanbase

[cursive gazelle]

Games Workshop isn't exactly the nicest of companies

[sharp moss]

It's basically Anomaly if Anomaly was a tabletop game

[void kelp]

nah anomaly is not that bad

the main "campaign" is bad

[ripe merlin]

It kept sending me across zone for dumb quests that didn't make sense for the quest line

[cursive gazelle]

Idk I talked to a lot of warhammer guys and they've been chill with me about it. I collect models because I find them cool (though I 3d print warhammer because 🖕 those prices). And they've been okay with the fact I don't do the tabletop. I actually watch a youtube channel that does tabletop in 40 minutes like a sport-show and its entertaining to say the least

[void kelp]

i just don't like it

[sharp moss]

[cursive gazelle]

I enjoyed anomalys ability to just go "here's a big open world. Do what you want have fun." Love me that freedom

[ripe merlin]

I just straight up hate it

[void kelp]

i play anomaly like a postapo survival game

[cursive gazelle]

Read that as a Stalker fan about women. Same business

[void kelp]

[cursive gazelle]

Most of the people you find on the internet screaming about 40k are generally people who are the minority

[void kelp]

"nooo monolith 2.0 you cannot destroy the world :((((("

[cursive gazelle]

Tho again. Vocal minority is still a headache. Can agree there with Destiny. Quit that garbage good and true. Miss Destiny 1 but this Destiny 2 is garboooooge

[void kelp]

friends of my friends play that game fanatically

[cursive gazelle]

Its a game built with addiction loops

[void kelp]

those are the same people that i see when i wake up and after i finish work

[cursive gazelle]

So I don't blame them too hard

[void kelp]

(today they were in a VC for like 12 hours)

[cursive gazelle]

The game is built too attack you like crack and cocaine. It is a hard thing to boot off of.

The community is also cancerous as all hell

Not close to what I remembered which sucks to see

[void kelp]

the ones that i know are chill but im worried about them

[cursive gazelle]

Should be. Its like Factorio but it steals your wallet.

[sharp moss]

I got into Warhammer in like 2014 and stopped following around 2018. I always remember a thing some guy told me on a forum about discussing fictional universes : "The more i hear about Warhammer - the less i want to"

[cursive gazelle]

Usually LFGing in Destiny gets you to encounter eboys and egirls with hateboners for new players who at the same time these eboys and egirls dont know crap about the game

or just general Rardation

[void kelp]

i saw a russianbadger video i thought "oh damn this game is fun" i looked up warhammer 40k then i watched a few shorts about the soldiers

[cursive gazelle]

The community has a small but extremely vocal "make the game harder!" community who never consider anyone else but themselves. cough streamers and youtubers cough

[void kelp]

after that i thought "nevermind"

[cursive gazelle]

The lore is pretty cool if your me and enjoy big bad toys slinging nukes at each other

But there is also a lot of stuff in there that I'd agree with the idea of the Emperor of Mankind legit nuking terra sterile for.

[void kelp]

i like games that have simple lore

[cursive gazelle]

Fair

Zomboid is great there

[void kelp]

i also don't look into lore too much so idk if stalker has some crazy lore

on the outside it looks simple

thing went boom and now we have funny dirt that turns you into a sausage or into goo

[sharp moss]

The lore is whatever you want it to be, given that what is possible and happens in one book doesn't in another. There is no real quality control regarding it because GW doesn't care about it, lore doesn't sell, toys do.

Space marines go from being neigh unkillable to getting mowed down like cattle in a field, it's hard to develop an interest in the universe when stuff like that occurs.

[atomic lynx]

I have to send this, it was fitting.

[sharp moss]

Anyways go watch/read a universe that had actual effort put into it, like ID
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEqkSkxD250

[ripe merlin]

Mobile nfs is a waiting simulator

I hate how all mobile games these days have some dumb energy mechanic so you can't play the game and you have to wait for energy to refill to play another level

[sharp moss]

Playing racing games on a phone sounds somehow even worse then on a keyboard

[lone tusk]

Most wanted is actually pretty good

[sharp moss]

My only question is why?

[shy narwhal]

W*men

[lone tusk]

You're playing the wrong games then

[valid jay]

imagine playing games

[lone tusk]

[valid jay]

i love this rat so much

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/pizza-tower-stupid-rat-stupid-rat-pizza-tower-gif-27538528

[high sail]

Boys are better anyway

[high sail]

Me ong fr fr

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/marine-biologist-marine-biologist-gif-21831913

[void kelp]

boys

[neon vale]

somebody pick a number between 1 and 3

[cinder crag]

2

[high sail]

2,33

[high sail]

Woahzers

[neon vale]

ok

tmodloader it is

[lone tusk]

[void kelp]

[lone tusk]

SKILL ISSUE

[ripe merlin]

Even games that didn't have it, eventually put it in

[lone tusk]

Nope

Again, You're playing the wrong games

[ripe merlin]

Okay a bit pushy with your own preference

[lone tusk]

It's not about preference, is about games

You can find a game on every category that don't have that stuff

[ripe merlin]

But it might not be as good

[lone tusk]

Skill issue then

[ripe merlin]

Brain issue

[void kelp]

Found this

[lone tusk]

[slender wagon]

need boomer shooters to play

and cant find anything

[old stone]

I suggest Quake Enhanced Edition (I got it for free cause I had the original on GOG)
Dusk
Amid Evil
Cultic

Look up more on Steam by using tags.

[slender wagon]

Played all of these bro, just remembered i had INCISION but did not play it much, gonna give it a whirl

[coarse rapids]

project warlok

[old stone]

Also try retro top down shooters like Morimiya Middle School.

[slender wagon]

finished cultic recently and then played turbo overkill

both amazing games

[old stone]

Also there is Ravenfield if you like classic Battlefield style gameplay with blocky characters and Red vs Blue rivalry.

[slender wagon]

project warlock 2 actually good?

[ripe merlin]

https://youtu.be/oRTh2aMgPY4

[coarse rapids]

never played it

[lone tusk]

@coarse rapids ace combat skies of deception hd textures mod

[coarse rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/862353927655653388/1074493745094991902/peppinos.gif

[lone tusk]

That's the hardest ace combat

The lock on and missile tracking is terrible, some enemies laser trackers are broken and they lock on in head on

Is the hardest one to beat on ace difficult

[coarse rapids]

https://vxtwitter.com/modredcastleton/status/1631045339577737220

[old stone]

https://twitter.com/eric806359/status/1630893279096233992

エリック (@eric806359)

森宮中学校。とんでもなく時間が掛かっておりますが、アップデート作業は続いてます。完成は目前ですが、バグ修正、ゲームバランスの調整などいろいろ残っているので、まだもう少し時間が掛かりそうです。

Twitter · Mar 1, 2023, 11:30 AM

He has returned to update Morimiya Middle School!

[languid dock]

Wow, this is such a great art

[rough quartz]

For real

[bronze oxide]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/774769964854804491/1080641973481918524/FnR_iwoagAAv6zR.png

[lone tusk]

[restive pivot]

Morning alarm

[lone tusk]

@slender wagon bannerlord launcher is not saving the mod load list

How can they make such mess

I got 200+ more mods and i will need to manually activate them every time i gonna play

[void kelp]

@lone tusk The silly cakts! https://youtu.be/rylE5nQ37k8

[lone tusk]

[void kelp]

[old stone]

Mass immigration of Irish was a mistake cause many Irish are alabaster orcs.

[void kelp]

Liked the part with Nero coming to get Chaos.

Very cute

[valid jay]

stalker

[void kelp]

wgat

[lone tusk]

Dori dori dori

[void kelp]

Hey! Taxi! gets promptly run over

[lone tusk]

Buranian

[lone tusk]

@slender wagon man, the game is 100% more enjoyble now they really fixed most of the bugs

[void kelp]

bruh hotline miami got me raging

Mfs be like sign a petition to stop willow project vs HL2 BETA IRL HL2 BETA FEFERENCE?!?!?!

[old stone]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Lrxk9-Cvvps?feature=share

[void kelp]

whats up

[valid jay]

me

[exotic kettle]

Bro i'm playing this shit lol

[exotic kettle]

também jogo...

[lone tusk]

👍

[lone tusk]

[gray jetty]

I’ve been trolled

I thought there were 120v 20amp plugs in the basement

Guess there isn’t

[teal oracle]

Morning

[high sail]

Good morning;3

[high sail]

Hi fellow boyliker

[lone tusk]

Gm 👍

Right here is 4am

Imma go sleep

[lone tusk]

Coyote

[high sail]

Hai hai

[void kelp]

No

[void kelp]

At this point I'm debating just giving you nitro😭

[teal oracle]

Give me it

Please 🥺

[lusty onyx]

[high sail]

It true tho

[stray ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-gun-gif-25725458

[stray ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-gun-gif-25725458

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-gun-gif-25725458

[teal oracle]

[old stone]

For those who have not seen the good news:
She was not butchered!
https://youtu.be/c-yZsNd__0E

[high sail]

Im astolfo

[void kelp]

I'm not gay

But.

[bitter hearth]

Im not gay

No but

[teal oracle]

I’m not gay
I’m homiesexual

[alpine forum]

real

[bitter hearth]

Im gordon freeman

[teal oracle]

(Disclaimer, not all the homies are men. Some are indeed, female. Or identify as such)

[teal oracle]

Do we have to wear these ridiculous ties

[alpine forum]

For god sake open the silo doors!

[bitter hearth]

Yes

Or you can wear the extremely based hazard suit

[teal oracle]

Hello Gordon

[bitter hearth]

STAHP

[teal oracle]

Soda

[alpine forum]

speaking of soda

[teal oracle]

Look Gordon, ropes! We can use them to climb up big pits!

[alpine forum]

Have you been able to get the beverage machine to work yet?

[void kelp]

Soda

[bitter hearth]

With my brains and your brawns

We can get the original taste of cola!

[crimson moat]

cocè

[simple sage]

Koteł#3838 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[void kelp]

Hey everyone

[crimson moat]

ah

[crimson moat]

right

[wise helm]

Somebodt pinged me.

[crimson moat]

i did

[wise helm]

somebody*

You need something?

[crimson moat]

i said i love that video

[exotic kettle]

[void kelp]

Man i want a PKM

[exotic kettle]

How you would call a brazilian military in the zone

I would say "Suka filho da puta de staler bandido de merda"

[void kelp]

Free drugs

[exotic kettle]

If i would make military patrol around cordon

i would spare only freedomers...

[void kelp]

Damn

[exotic kettle]

they're the only one who can provide me drugs xD

[void kelp]

Freedom is KOS for me

[exotic kettle]

Whats "KOS"?

[void kelp]

Kill on sight

[exotic kettle]

What clan you are

[void kelp]

Loner

Loners could give you artifacts too. I guarantee you could get those by offering licensing to be in the zone.

[bitter hearth]

Hello

[exotic kettle]

Why would you killer a freddomer then

[void kelp]

Good loot

Dutiers have better loot

Free weed and artifacts

[exotic kettle]

You don't have honor then

[void kelp]

Better equipment

[bitter hearth]

Monolith

[void kelp]

They don't have drugs and artifacts

[exotic kettle]

Would you kill someone just for good loot?

[void kelp]

Yes

[exotic kettle]

I mean, in real life...

[void kelp]

Depends

[bitter hearth]

Monolith

[high sail]

Monolith lame

[exotic kettle]

Last time i tried to play Anomaly mod...

[void kelp]

I need that femboy monolithian bf

[bitter hearth]

Monolith based

[exotic kettle]

I somewhat arranged 7 military to go into a expedition with me... they all got killed in the Red Forrest by Monoliths

[high sail]

YES REAL REAL

[bitter hearth]

You are talking to one, but he aint mobolith

[high sail]

Nuh uh

[void kelp]

I know that waifuslayer is a femboy

[bitter hearth]

He is bozolith

[void kelp]

I've seen the pics

[high sail]

Yes

[exotic kettle]

Who identify himself with monolith stone pristers

[high sail]

What

[crimson moat]

borzolith

[void kelp]

You posted your airsoft kit

[exotic kettle]

Bozolith hahahha

[void kelp]

And you said a few times that you want to make a femboy kit

[high sail]

Oh

[exotic kettle]

Just imagine Billy from Predator 1 challeging Bloodsucker in the zone

[high sail]

I bought a maid outfit

[void kelp]

Disgusting

[high sail]

Explode your balls

[void kelp]

Can I see?

[high sail]

Nah

[exotic kettle]

I'm accepting donations to buy a new pc, to run Stalker 2, i'm a old school fan

[void kelp]

Ain't you a femboy who always just goes in here says something involving the word boykisser and then ask me my sexuality 8 times.

[bitter hearth]

Phew

[void kelp]

Make an onlyfans

[exotic kettle]

I'm a man

[bitter hearth]

Yes

[exotic kettle]

and ugly

[void kelp]

Become a femboy

[exotic kettle]

My feets are even uglier

[bitter hearth]

Dont

[exotic kettle]

so i cant sell feet packs

[bitter hearth]

Join the zone

Get artifacts

And sell em

[high sail]

Uh
Used to

[exotic kettle]

Ukraine.... i'm coming... !

[crimson moat]

low spec gaming

[exotic kettle]

My video card is MX 130

[bitter hearth]

Why stopped?

[exotic kettle]

and 8 gb memory ram

[bitter hearth]

Cause i think i know why

[crimson moat]

just lower the entire graphics

so its just pixels

[exotic kettle]

Do you think i have a chance to run?

[void kelp]

Funny, because I know exactly why you stopped.

[bitter hearth]

Same

[exotic kettle]

MX 130 video card? 8gb memory ram?

[crimson moat]

in all seriousness no

[crimson moat]

i dont think you'll see much

[high sail]

Cus boring

[bitter hearth]

Iirc, he kept breaking that 1 rule, and we all teamed up

[crimson moat]

keeshee

[high sail]

Tell me

[exotic kettle]

Well thanks for being honest lol

[high sail]

Lamed up

[void kelp]

And some other stuff

[exotic kettle]

I remember playing Stalker first time around 2007

[bitter hearth]

You went from annoying troll to straight up annoyance possibly cuz you got mad at us?

[crimson moat]

tbf having 8gb of ram wont probablly start it

[exotic kettle]

My brother brought it to me

[valid jay]

nope no chance

that barely handles doom eternal in 720p lmao

[high sail]

Ok

[bitter hearth]

Thats the only reason ive been in, others i dunu, tell me

[exotic kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-michael-scott-leaving-turning-around-no-gif-21361019

[crimson moat]

i mean

you can try but wear some bomb diaposal suit cause your pc will explode

[bitter hearth]

Thats not an insult, if i wanted to insult id say it as clear as ice

[exotic kettle]

I can throw some wood like these old trains you know

[high sail]

Too based for my own sake

[high sail]

Ok

[crimson moat]

overclock the cpu

what cpu you even have?

[exotic kettle]

I bet all you guys have super pcs lol

[crimson moat]

well

it aint super but it has rtx 3060ti

[bitter hearth]

I have geforce 210, if you call that super

[crimson moat]

i5 8th gen

[valid jay]

1,60ghz

[crimson moat]

oof

[valid jay]

wish i had a laptop

[exotic kettle]

Is that bad? lol

[crimson moat]

no not really

its just not enough for stalker 2

[valid jay]

relatively

[crimson moat]

defo

[exotic kettle]

My notebook is from 2016

[crimson moat]

ot any newer games

[exotic kettle]

But i wanted really bad to play Stalker 2

[shy narwhal]

Buy a desktop PC

[crimson moat]

well lately pc c9mponenta are expensive

[valid jay]

i could've finally installed linux and live happily

[exotic kettle]

I can upgrade my notebook memory ram and put SSD on it

[valid jay]

how fast is your internet speed

[exotic kettle]

100mb i think

why?

[crimson moat]

oh play on cloud

that exists

[shy narwhal]

I am so sleepy

Somehow

[crimson moat]

then sleep

[valid jay]

i already have a desktop pc, rx584+r53600, it just isn't particularly stable and a laptop would be much more comfortable to use

[void kelp]

Then go to sleep you goofball

[valid jay]

yeah play on cloud

[void kelp]

Or drink some coffee

[exotic kettle]

Desketop is aways better then laptop... but yes laptop is more comfortable

[shy narwhal]

Depends, to play games a desktop will be way better

[teal oracle]

Go sleep dummy

[exotic kettle]

Cloud? do you care to explain?

[teal oracle]

Or I will light Italy ablaze

[shy narwhal]

It's 09:30

[bitter hearth]

Skill issue

[void kelp]

Nuke the friggin thing

[teal oracle]

Hell yeah

[crimson moat]

well it is but

[void kelp]

Perfect time for a nap

[teal oracle]

All Italians must die

[valid jay]

i mean half of my todo list is 1980-2010 games so that wouldn't be a problem

[shy narwhal]

More like all For Honor players

[teal oracle]

Yes

Very true

[shy narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/capybara-ok-i-pull-up-afterparty-gif-23250395

[teal oracle]

We’ll nuke them too

First, Italy

[crimson moat]

plz no nukes in europe

[bitter hearth]

I got the toxins needed

[void kelp]

Shhh

[bitter hearth]

FOR GLA!

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-pilled-gif-19289988

[crimson moat]

ill shh you

[void kelp]

The time for talk has passed the lord's work must be done

[exotic kettle]

We usually see that animal here in São Paulo on the most polluted river of the World

[void kelp]

Shh let him cook

[valid jay]

cloud services for gaming, Geforce Now, Xbox Cloud, etc, depends on the region
you basically play a video
the gameplay's being streamed to your computer from a cloud server and you just send the inputs to it

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/we-do-a-little-trolling-trolling-shockwave-nuke-nuclear-explosion-gif-21948424

[teal oracle]

Go take a nap fooo

[exotic kettle]

Never heard of it... thanks.

[bitter hearth]

Im just borowing my friends gaming pc, he said he can run it so, he got it with 40 million dz

[teal oracle]

You did

[void kelp]

No more pizza

You killed Italy

[teal oracle]

YEEEAAAAAHHHH

[teal oracle]

no more Italy

[void kelp]

Only kebab

[teal oracle]

My arch enemy is fcking dead

And not you kuro
Some other cringe piece of shit

That draws porn at his parents house
And is underaged

[void kelp]

Damn

[bitter hearth]

Kuro?

[teal oracle]

[teal oracle]

What the cat doing

[teal oracle]

This brings me intense joy

[bitter hearth]

Same

[void kelp]

Man

There's a Russian guy on VK who sells stalker suits

All of them are cool and they're pretty cheap

But idk if he can send them to poland

[crimson moat]

can we bombkotowice

[bitter hearth]

Patches? This you?

[crimson moat]

?

[teal oracle]

[bitter hearth]

I developed brain damage

Damn

[teal oracle]

What

[void kelp]

I'm getting second hand embarrasment from when I just forget an entire like 3 words in a sentence.

[teal oracle]

[teal oracle]

This degree embarrassment

[shy narwhal]

@next portal

[wise helm]

Huh. Interesting who is this.

[teal oracle]

🤨

[lusty onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-roblox-falling-goodbye-chat-top-text-gif-21349648

[teal oracle]

Hello

May I interest you in a

[lusty onyx]

Yes please

[teal oracle]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LIwJdGYOIY8&t=0h0m7s

You can watch YouTube videos on discord mobile now

Just click on the thumbnail

[tropic tundra]

Hello

[void kelp]

This reminds me of when I watched all of fate apocrypha in 2 days with absolutely no sleep at all and barely remembered anything besides that there was a scene where Astolfo was naked. Astolfo was also the only reason I watched it. They also used the word homunculus a lot and I found that funny because it reminded me of the somatosensory model(cortical homunculus) and that guy on yt who injected his sperm into an egg.

[high sail]

Me fr fr

[high sail]

Astolfo ♥️

[void kelp]

Im going insane I can't read the word chaos without just a visualization well more audiozation of "Hey! Taxi!"

[lone tusk]

@valid jay

[wise helm]

Are there more pictures with Bocchi in Stalker?

[coarse rapids]

She is clearly an idio that doesnt know anything

[lone tusk]

[coarse rapids]

Meztinos doesnt work like that,he grabs random images he doesnt make a batch from a specific place

[lone tusk]

Imma go back to sleep, my work here is done

[wise helm]

Hm.

[teal oracle]

Sleep

Or I will nuke your country of origin

[lone tusk]

Nuke brazil nuke brazil nuke brasil

[high sail]

RowLame L

[teal oracle]

Ok

[lone tusk]

Tks

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-mushroom-cloud-atomic-bomb-bomb-boom-gif-4464831

[lone tusk]

Finally peace in brazil

[teal oracle]

[void kelp]

Greensuite23

The suits are under 150$

[void kelp]

I need to watch fate

[coarse rapids]

You dont

Dont

[void kelp]

I will

[void kelp]

Gonna watch carnival phantasm. Pratically pouring gasoline on the neco arc fire in my mind.

If that makes sense

[coarse rapids]

Idiots

[void kelp]

Wrong series

[coarse rapids]

Theyre all the same internet brain rot

Yes

Fuumos and necoarc is the same

[void kelp]

I wanna see naked astolfo

[void kelp]

funy blonde cat haha

[coarse rapids]

ban him

[void kelp]

Boys make the best girls

[void kelp]

Burenyuu

[lone tusk]

[teal oracle]

Your going in the sock

[crimson moat]

cuh

[lone tusk]

@void kelp

[void kelp]

Now anyone who picks up my phone can determine my sanity

[lone tusk]

Catsane 👍

[coarse rapids]

You are clearly beyond the point of recovery

[void kelp]

Well aware

However once a member always a member

[teal oracle]

[bitter hearth]

my body is a virus infected zombie that likes chocolate at 3 am

[coarse rapids]

Shouldn't eat when youre about to go to sleep

[void kelp]

Yeah but food tastes best when im dying of starvation at 3AM

[void kelp]

https://youtu.be/R5KFUDjxNTI

[coarse rapids]

Shut your mouth

[void kelp]

Dori dori dori dori

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/annoying-orange-my-honest-reaction-my-honest-reaction-meme-my-reaction-to-that-information-my-reaction-to-that-information-meme-gif-25892339

[crimson moat]

digger(driller) supremacy

[void kelp]

What is that AI art

[coarse rapids]

You are now actually insulting me

[candid cloud]

It's not even an AI art.

It's an art/poster from Disco Elysium.

[coarse rapids]

Ill f you up bro

[candid cloud]

[void kelp]

It look like ai art