#💬┃en_offtop
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Yeah pretty much
oh l4d reference
I also found this one

I feel bad for that tiktok mukbang bruh
Yeah
he got addicted to the money and probably the food but its really weird to see it happen
Let's be real, Niko isn't gonna live much longer
yeah niko, theres no way unless he goes to like a rehab psych thing
True. But that most likely won't happen
At this point his health already got permanent damage
Definitely
its true always worth trying tho
sometimes the body can be good with healing if ya lucky
Yep
I legit dont know what else to say:(((
I love that
i never realized how bad horde cars were until i started playing advanced
Hopefully Left 4 Dead 3 happens one day
Probably not 😔

otherwise gman wouldn't have hired him
ah yes l4d2
Shit, good question
Has there been another game that tries to get you to preorder singleplayer DLC before the game comes out
Season pass maybe?
What game?
yeah I know that, im just saying what other game has had preorders for SP DLC when the game hasn't come out yet
Well, uhh idk
S2 has a season pass.
It is weird terminology, also seasons are like a thing with MP FPS games (that are usually free) where content changes every season (like a tv show)
and there's certain micro transactional content that's only available by grinding or buying things during that season
You think this is funny?
Hello, guys, it's me, Scout from TF2 and today we can see that the moderators are being very active these days.
False eucalyptus

Good
Stalkers! The barn is complete
i hope you like it took alot of time and probaly wasted resources to make it look fancy
i guess the performance is shit
Hope you guys like it
switched to spec to take screenshots
in the barrel yes
nice
i built that in survival
Try some slabs for the roof. Makes it look more smooth
Otherwise, pretty neat
Okay 
played multiplayer bedwars i am a literal missle launcher
buy alot of fireballs and blow shit up

Played Borderlands TPS, I am a literal cyborg howitzer 
Try to make the roof go a bit more pointy and higher as it goes into the middle
Hella neat. Question, could you use another yellow color to make it look more gold?
its good right?
Overall the build is excellent

Like the one on the nose?
Now make the whole oblivion map
oblivion?
i am playing on 1.1.6 gt 210 cant run other shit
You mean 1.16?
Yeah if you want to run newer versions you'll need a better graphics card
cant affoard shit
Same here, I'll invest in a pc and start gaming at the start of summer
What is that
The thing is with me is that I was never funny
Wait, I got the color code of Retributor Gold. A moment, please
Give me the hex code or something
On it chief 
I might even make it my avatar.
That reminds me of those weird Fiji Mermaids of like the monkey corpses stitched to fish
Idk if anyone actually knows what I'm talking about
b78537
That looks more like copper
C37592
You can always mess around with the slide
When it comes to gold, you can go two ways
You can see the complete lack of a moral compass in neco arc's eyes
All I see is a weapon I can use on my enemies
Found a even better gold colour
The first colour you gave me looks like old old gold
Yeah
It would be too cruel to wish this creature's wrath upon someone
But this one is based
lookin good
Bruh I think someone just fuсking drilled a hole in my wall💀
Wasn't me this time
With the one it's more fried gold, pretty good too, might go with it
Loud ass drill sound in this 3 room cabin for like 3 seconds and now it smells hella like wood. I've been hearing loud аss mechanical sounds at like 2-4 am the whole time here. Weird shit going on.
How does wood smell
Like wood, tbh
Imagine if they had these
ok thaths better
Mmm when it's minimised as pfp it's a bit hard to recognise what it is
I mean to see apart the face from torso
Whats up heretics
Starting to convince myself someone is actually drilling holes in my walls.
Its mordhau fashion time? Let me pull out my cards
Heh
All of my fashion got yeeted with my laptop
Stfu heretic, it's Warhammer Fantasy time
Eh probably not I'm actually going to sleep now. Too tired for being paranoid and unreasonable.
Goodnight
Gn
That helmet doesn't go well with anything
Warhammer inspired ^ 
Fr
I regret buying it
Have a helmet made to deflect blows
Put a thing sticking out to instantly nullify that and concentrate force
Well done modeller
My friend is big on Sigmar, we had identical bald characters with hammers and he yelled FFOOOOR SIGMAAAAAAR headshotting people with the warhammer
good old mordhau days
It's a historically accurate helmet lmao
Just play Warhammer instead and go with Warrior Priest of Sigmar 
Well done designer in that case 
Your drip sucks.
Nah i dont like tabletop shit, prefer video games
I need legend of the zone role to match me pfp
funniest shit ever in mordhau
is executioner's sword which was not even a combat weapon
it was ceremonial or some shit from what i've read
yet in mordhau it can 1 shot lel
i use executioner's on my naked build
Available on PC & Xbox now: https://www.vermintide.com/purchase
Coming to PS4 in January.
The Warrior Priest of Sigmar is a new career for Victor Saltzpyre. This DLC contains the new playable career complete with a new talent tree, new weapon types, new abilities, a new Warrior Priest of Sigmar skin, and more.
--------------------------------...
mordhau is too ez
For my naked build I use zweihander and the pan
deformed face and naked executioner
chivalry 1 controls though not standard mordhau
This looks like Albion online with rtx, at least the thumbnail
making people ragequit since 2020tm
Gotta give credit to Chivalry 2 though, maps are amazing
@slender wagon Call of Mordhau 
1911 is OP 
You can block it with shields
Vermintide II, look it up, it's hella nice 
favourite mordhau weapon? For me has to be battleaxe
I just go dwarf and equip a big shield and the crossbow shield, to counter 1911
the overhead animation deccelaration is mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Battleaxe is only good for fast eceels
overhead animation is retarded in battleaxe
Spear, hook, pole axe have the weirdest over head
waraxe is better combos though especially if you switch up animation times
you played chiv 2 addeicy?
if you run mordhau you definitely can run chiv 1 lol
But it has way less fun gameplay
i've played chiv 2 its pretty good but much more casual
I run mordhau on lowest possible settings and still got 30 fps in duel servers
@urban coral this alone should be enough reason to play m&m dark Messiah
Pretty neat
Did you know you can kick in ending screen
You know, I'm feeling that urge again
no lol
Who do you side with in end game
To play Bunkers & Badasses 
@ripe merlin Do you have 8 euros to spare?
thime is honey
spoilers
I got 1.60 
The game is so old by now
addeicy i buy you space marine 1, you farm pickles in stalcraft for me ok? 
Sounds like a rotten deal to me, tbh
Nah just joking, got 3 spare space marine 1 keys if you want one though
It just depends who farmed as Val longer
I mean, nobody is ever gonna use these keys
You could try breaking it in three pieces, maybe that'll fix it?
I mean you can always sell them and get into csgo economy and profit big time
Gonna try that
bruh i dont care about getting like 2 euros lmao
would rather give the game to people who wanna play it
What specs do you need for it
OS: Windows XP SP3, Windows Vista SP1, Windows 7
Processor: 2.0Ghz Dual core CPU (any Core 2 Duo or AMD X2 or better)
Memory: 1GB (XP), 2GB (Vista), 2GB (Windows 7)
Graphics: 256MB Video Card using Shader Model 3 (Nvidia GeForce 8800GT, AMD Radeon 3850 and above)
DirectX®: 9.0c
Hard Drive: 20 GB space free (10 GB free after install)
Sound:
Laptop and Notebook users will need to download the newest Nvidia 280.26 or AMD Catalyst 11.8 drivers.
Morning
I have 124mb of dedicated video ram
these are the minimum i think
Keep me posted 
@slender wagon if you want I can send you a ww2 game to try out for 48 hours
You've obviously never played a trench game with a whole team 
i've played one called hell let loose or some shit with real life friends, its like squad i believe, i just dislike the setting
Lmao why is that even a thing
That's more ww2
White scar moment
hunt showdown ruined gunplay in other games for me 
Creeping barrage tactic is one of my fav for ww games 
You get 3 of those upon buying the game lol
Tripwire games are kinda dead nowadays anyways, RS2 i get but RO2 felt like it was one of those "forever" games.
Yea less then 500 people playing RO2, rip
Have you played Dino D-day
Nah, i haven't gotten to play any of these "golden 2000's" games in time unfortunately
I played RS2 for a decent time though, it was fun but really flawed and buggy. Even managed to get the famous Sevrawr pick killstreak achievement 
Wow
Sev is insane in this game, i once got into the same game with him and he practically killed the entire team by himself
I finished Atomic Heart yesterday. Really cool honestly
@ripe merlin https://youtu.be/LTjEqMxsGzs?t=391
He just does it without even trying 
https://www.twitch.tv/sevrawr187 - ROLL THROUGH PIMPS
So some of these clips I had to rip off of twitch so quality could be poor compared to the usual. :D
Just finished Wo-long demo, bro the game is crazy
What are these prices?!
It's cheap, those are way bigger than you think
I mean... They asking 1,80€ in here for half dried croissant in Tesco or whatever.
1,80€?
Croissant is 1€
what?
What
#cats #catlover
I am Henry the cat and he is my father. I love her ..
The furries occupied the chat for a while.
no
i dont see any furries here
not even little
The moderator is a furry, I suppose.
yeah so?
i'm still here
@valid jay
What's a history?
At least we don’t live in the middle ages.
Why anyone is use the ace combat 4 ost on this meme?
I got a weird dream* today, i playing dark souls and i found a bugged area that shouldn't be there. It was full of textureless npcs on t pose and scenario looks unfinished but after a fog theres a dude there who deflected my zeiwhander attack and killed me
I not worthy

No-clipping is dangerous, bro
I will go back there and defeat that guy
May I make a suggestion?
No 
Your loss 
May I make an announcement?
No 
May I hab Moderator role? 
I'll do it anyway.
I dunno man I'm not the boss
Sylky is gay and Crimson is based.
you're based
????
That'd be a first
Hello gentlemen
I literally wake up now
all of yall based
. but one person
'Sup dude
hello there
cya later. gots to go
That wasn't me

Whathell
Be sure to play lots of C&C4 and Dead Cells
Got issues with people being gay?
im tryig
That’s a fake person

It’s a communist I know it
im trying to fix cnc online
Well, you're bi. Does that mean that I got an issue with you now? 
Yeah im bi
Exactly
This happens a lot in brazil, some dudes on prison somehow got cell phones and they start to make scam calls telling people that they kidnapped their son.
😋
Dude one of my co workers was telling me about that
Whatever
how to get diabetes 101, but damn id smash that
I have issues with people everyday.
Okay
We got a censor institution for the internet and phone calls in general and instead fix this problem by cut those losers calls they keep searching for something new to create taxs like Netflix and stream services like YouTube itself
I hate brazil
where he wasn't brainwashed
slayer changed from troll to full on annoyance 
we saw that in the hangout place as well
Okay
@urban coral iirc i need the original cnc so i can run tiberium wars and kanes wrath?
Okay
i have 
Bruh...
Yah he was before he chilled the heck out one of my least favorite people in this server mans was mad annoying

same, he got invited in my hangout server, mf kept calling ppl rwords for no reason
just as an annoyance, never talks never does anything, either calls us lame or posts memes
HE DID!!
R words?
Reading?
Ayo Jack, wanna LEGO Universe?
They were litteraly fighting to skip a crappy songs over and over
I’m working
Dang
thats not a reason to use such word
Hi sylky
I’m on the factorio grind with vasim atm
Sup waifu
👍
good luck
whats this terrible rword
Yup
"Romanian"
Reading
certainly cant be retard
How are You
I'm fine
Well, this is fun to watch 
he's about to kill you
👍
Imma go do my morning workout
Great 👍
based
Okay
Okay
Have fun:3
Okay
im watching a 1 hour sons of the forest vid, while cracking tiberium wars
If you ever have that dream again, imagine yourself being from the B&B universe. Sorry/Hella Not Sorry for saying my suggestion either way 
ok
Okay
dont ok me
Okaijh
finnish way of saying okay
Ok
Tk
Ewww 
He doesn't know B&B 
Sugar does not cause diabetes
pretty sure it aint good for your health either
if consumed alot
Still
Ain't the culprit of diabetes mellitus type II
And nicotine isn’t the reason why I’m addicted to cigs
That's... A shitty comparison
I don’t care 🤷🏻♀️
talking about cigs, my university has 1000 smokers per km², the smell of nicotine is impregnated in their clothes, I can't stand the presence of any due to my rhinitis, it's annoying man.
🧱🧱🧱
Your university should have their mascot as a chimney.

I am just pointing out facts, risk factors of DM II is being overweight, genetics, nationality, age, sedentary lifestyle and if you previously had GM in the past (women's only obv)
Isn't illegal to smoke in public infrastructure there?
so if i go eat a room full of chocolate and sugary things in one sitting, i wont get diabetes? 
It should but the Brazilian federal universities can only allow federal police there, so, there's no one to make this stop
Even the teachers smoke in close spaces
Wow smart guy here
everyone pump iron today
I'd be more worried of other stuff like your liver
i made that as a joke, look how it went so far 
yall need to get off the internet abit
dont be terminaly online
Mod moment
Oh okay, here it's prohibited smoking in restaurants too, pretty much any business too
Jk ily
I am pretty sure i do that enough
it doesnt look that much but eitherway, it was a joke dont take it seriously
I know it was
I wanted to flex my mountaineer grades
Hello, guys, it's me, Scout from TF2. I'm here to say that Kuro is the best mountain guy which I ever met.
Not a dungeoneer? Lame
!ban 864960682716561439
Reason: Unspecified
Neat

Can I do that next time?
What did I miss
He posted war stuff of a dude dying due to a mortar shell
Sure
Yes
bro what
Bruh wtf I hate discord
He posted it in #🤨┃stalker_memes
today I’ll post gore
It's a Ukrainian server, you can expect stuff like that
slavs do be wildin
Doesn't mean he's a slav, tho
Don't you saw? Not just the gore, the dude was jerking off before the bomb fall
Can just be a troll as well
I’m Slav 
Good for him, I guess
Good for you, I guess 
I’m the worst kind. Southern Slav 
I mean, aren't they all wack? 
The dude was doing obscenities dude
Ewww
Disgusting really Disgusting
Thanks, I need them for later
🔩
Nut bolt go
Who bricked up? 
You know what else is disgusting
Anomaly players
Your mom?
I’m only making it cursed
Yeah
At least I'm allowed to ban the next 

Hewwo :3
Beat me with a brick
My honest reaction
Uwu?

Probably changed the color from settings
why
Dunno?
Germany moment
Anyone speak russian here?
I got a new hate comment on my steam and need translation
The Russians
In Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard, players can experience the thrill of never having enough ammo for the entire game which makes it very fun and not frustrating when the bosses kill you in one hit and you don't have any shots left so you have to run around meleeing enemies until they drop three rounds then you miss all three shots and die a...
What did you do to make someone rage?
That sure is a salty man
got 10 pages worth of hate comments on steam, this is very casual
Russians are known to get salty, so ¯_(ツ)_/¯
ALIENS!
Germans
This is pointman
Yeah i found one of them the trap works, he is playing hogwarts legacy rn
Preparing the enforce methods
Harry Potter and the forbidden game.
Time to reinstall Borderlands 1 
I think I played that..
Problem? 
Is the famous game of the series
Not sure why you keep giving me all these bricks, but thanks
Nope, sorry Delta force Urban warfare
Anyways, yeah, reinstalling Borderlands 1 
Oh the ps1 game
“Literally me”
POV? 
Yeah, I was too young to understand it.
Struggled hard in it.
Yeah i played the df 1 on pc when i was a kid too
The only thing i known is that i have to shot the rebels
https://youtu.be/Fnj-q3ux-Us
The ai is braindead, still is my first tatical shooter
Introduction and gameplay for Delta Force, PC game produced by NovaLogic in 1998 - http://www.squakenet.com/download/delta-force/8486/
In Delta Force, players combat terrorism around the globe. The player participate in over 40 single player or cooperative missions covering a wide range of actions in many of the world's dangerous points.
Played...
Actually is my first shooter
my first shooter was duckhunt with that plastin remote gun
then comes counter strike 1.6 and hl1 and all
😎
https://youtu.be/PphZGF4JvMQ
That intro was so badass back then
This is the intro of the first Delta Force game on PC, made by Novalogic.
Hope you enjoy :)
Battlefront I for me 
So I ended up procrastinating but oh well, at least school's done for now. Been playing Okami HD few days ago and I'm almost done eyy.
Anyway, this is my (late) birthday upload. It's something that I wanted to do after someone showed me. I enjoyed voicing it but man, it was pretty difficult. Will probably do Japanese voice acting next.
I usual...
my shotgun! BOMP CHK CHK
zomboid moment
Papanomaly used to play this I believe
Who?
🤢
Bastard
How dare you
I wish I were Ladesh
🤢🧱
I upgraded
Not enough damage
🧱🧱🧱
Little did he know I can parry bricks 😏
nintendo memes for the group chat!!!
Parry this filthy casual

(Dodge)
Now I AM GONNA ULTRAKILL YOU
Wake up snap back to reality

YOU INSIGINIFACT FVCK
this is why reddit shouldn't have been created
This is pointman
Yeah they are doing cringe again, permision to shot?!
Pointman doesn't talk retar
He talked but he can't hear his own voice
Bc he is based
workout pro tip
"just cum on his face"

bech
can we ban this guy
@coarse rapids hummm
Who
no
hmm something wrong in there
yea the stock axe
how the hell he play TF2 on XBOX ONE
you
magic
the Orange Box
yeah but is it the Orange box already have customization
there was a console version of tf2
it was on 360
and it wasn't backwards compatible on ONE i believe
«F.E.A.R. - FIRST ENCOUNTER ASSAULT RECON»
Horror-FPS, Monolith / Sierra (2005)
http://www.whatisfear.com
ban this guy
screw yourself
let me finish with your mother first
Satire is so goddamn funny
This stairway to heaven is made of steel cables and it is the highlight of a climbing tour of the Donnerkogel, in Austria's Salzkammergut resort area. The 43-meter long sky high ladder is stretched over an abyss some 700 meters below. Climbers who've made it until the via ferrata at the summit of Donnerkogel are rewarded with a sensational view ...
I'd be so scared
and she doesn't want to know you
OH SHE FVCKING DOES
unico posting
i can't do this
you're spanish
@lone tusk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nQ5JqOZ_fQ
A weapon for my upcoming quake 2 mod called "Quake 2: Chronicles of Sao Paulo".
Obviously this is a joke and actually this is just a weapon replacement i wanted to make for quake 2, to test a bit my ability to make quake 2 models.
i also did a grenade launcher replacement, but that one looked pretty bad so i didn't bothered to post a video here.

Accurate
Real.
It's Miguel
There's too many Miguel's

sylky in dms
Ultrakill the game and its amazing mod
🧱
You know which one
cool music to murder your neighbors to
you
Me fr fr
Stop sleepy Joe
You done like one good thing so far and that’s bring fabs back to America
Don’t ruin it
fabs?
Semi constructor manufacturing facilities are called fabs
Download Turok 2 Plus: https://www.moddb.com/mods/turok-2-plus
Mod that enhances artificial intelligence, weapon design, graphics, level design, polish and balance in relatively faithful style.
Features shown in the trailer:
0:06: Faster movement speed, double jump (with level design changes to accommodate), some new visuals.
0:13: New enemy ...
by Ted Theodor Kaczyński
Jumpscare warning
Ah yes Ted Kaczyński my favourite polish-american writer
hell yeah
Reason: Bad word usage
DAMNIT
im crying
this is not gmod
yes it is
close enough 😔
Gmod is created by GMan
my point still stands
even if i was wrong about the gif
true
This is s2fm, yes.
waht is the name of your chicken
chickles
schmeckle
Skif
i love Skif
when i hear skif i just think about the guy from the tarkov movie
what

Tbh, the reviews are like: OMG THE TWINS!!! THE BOOBA!!!
yea
frick the twins what about that wierd ass fridge
It's shit as well.
it's scary
OMG THE TWINS!!! THE BOOBA!!!
I watched a Kyle Hill video on Atomic Heart because I thought it was going to be educational and focused on Cold Fusion
it was riddled with booba jokes
the horny upgrade station 💀
that kills people
Better dead then red has to be one of the most American things you can say
I love living in a “free” country yet I can’t wash my balls with Baja Blast at the Taco Bell soda dispenser
There's a bunch of cool country songs from the cold war era
I can't send them but search on yt for "ain't i right-america song"
AHHHHH
freddy the fazbird or something, i didnt play the game
No, his name is Skif
that isnt even arabic, the huh?
the skif the fazbird
I lil bird was wandering at my garage today
I took a pic but it's bad af
Like one of those ufo pics
oh no!. the bird is the spy!

Imma go sleep
good night
Alright, Sylky is about to sleep, call the Pyro and tell him there's blue team waiting to have fun at his house.
i honestly dont see anybird, all i see is floor, the bird is the blue teams spy
hes using the cloak watch
That's why you should call Pyro for the help.
🧱🧱🧱🔩🔩🔩


Get brick-nut-bolted
I already took someone’s brick
huh?
Good night:3
Dont
Let it die so I can envy it
I can see my breath in my house and i have to get ready for a show tomorrow i procrastinated for
acister lifestyle
A show
This is a cool video lol about the guy who does the music for seinfeld, he actually has to do a new track for each episode
Is that some kind of Fetish
Jonathan Wolff (with braces) segment on E! News about music for Seinfeld and Caroline in the City.
** NOTE ** - For NEW videos, follow this OTHER youtube account instead:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoLjXLSBSpUrx31dvb1m3gA
OR.. follow me on IG or FB @seinfeldmusicguy
It definitely is, my fem friends used to burn this older guy who was in a notable popular band in the 90s i cant name for money
Trent Reznor
he wouldn't be able to handle that poser
Lmfao
lol i like his tunes but he's a mf b
Reason: Bad word usage
Imagine being a german interrogating somebody and burning his skin with a cig and suddenly he came's
GOD
Hehe me irl
Lost to the zone
Lost in the zone*
Blow me
What the fick
Im deeply uncomfortable
yo bros
i long time ago delete, but all my friend (i`m ukrainian) still use this app
i think reddit is only gaining popularity in Ukraine

What the
Stop saying those things dude
Can't sleep 
Dog need to take his vaccine today

I’m sorry. I’m a better person than I was 30 minutes ago
me and my friends in the exclusion zone
(we smuggled in some marshmellow's)
I’d bring monster ultra
monster sucks
I like the white one too
I didn’t ask but I shall respect your opinion 

cold war moment
wait a sec realised smth
what tf haircut degtyarev got
bro shaved in a butcher house
No u dont
yes they do shit in the zone
most people probably do that in bushes and such
or they dig a hole and after the deed is done they put the dirt back in it's place
because it was a game from 2007
special stash
that mf from gta 3

who is always in bathroom
yea you can shit in sims 2
and the other games
why am I so invested in shitting mechanics in video games
Petruha you son of a gun
i will boil yall brains so you forget this ever happened
nah no need to
you dont talk or i call your weird cousin psi emission
psi emission?, that guy cant even kill a fly!

he can cook
Shhhhhh he is sleeping
🤫
a mimir
NO CAT MEME
shhhh its full of sleeping cats lets try to get by theme without making any noise
Out of the way nature this land needs more factories



The task of the real-life veteran was more dangerous than the task of the movie veteran.
Dagoth Ur addresses the recent controversy.
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AI voice
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no funny for me :(
@slender wagon
Stalcraft triple A graphics
I wish stalcraft endgame wasn't PvP as much
Limansk in march, gonna be a bloodbath on EU servers
we talkin bout stalcraft

or was that a joke and im looking like a dumbass rn
nope
Limansk and PvEvP mode in march afaik and new gear/weapons next tier
Thank you
Where my LEGO Universe gamers at? 
based and eucalyptuspilled




