Potato Fries easy to cook
#💬┃en_offtop
hard orbit
slender wagon
Just make pasta and eggs, 2 essentials and ez
hard orbit
I want shashlik
lone tusk
I can teach you but I only know how to make one: fried egg
And some variations
Fried egg with cheese
Egg fried
And the best one egg fried on fire 
slender wagon
fry pan -> slim rice, 2 eggs and some ground beef
valid jay
I want shashlik
i want benderiki
hard orbit
i want benderiki
What is benderiki
valid jay
What is benderiki
google it
lone tusk
hard orbit
Actor who played Shaggy will played Purple Guy in FNAF
lone tusk
valid jay
lone tusk
The only purple guy that i know is the one from the filthyfrank show
hard orbit
I don't know what is it
hard orbit
I mean, the pink guy
Oh, i know this guy
bitter hearth
Its shawarma not shaurma!
hard orbit
He have sing Tick Tock
slender wagon
Filthy frank literal god
old stone
Shocking image from train security cameras of the train driver in Ohio...
lone tusk
valid jay
Its shawarma not shaurma!<:feels_bad_stalk:598821281277673475>
depends on your language and dialect 🤓🤓🤓
old stone
lone tusk
Language wars 🍿
lone tusk
Why not i already made my popcorn
valid jay
Its pronounced shawarma wdym?
idk how they pronounce it i'm ukrainian and call it shaurma 
slender wagon
shawarma, eastern gyros essentially 
hard orbit
Why not i already made my popcorn
Give me cock porn
void kelp
doner
lone tusk
Give me cock porn
hard orbit
Oh.... Sorry pop corn
valid jay
Give me cock porn
based
slender wagon
valid jay
gnight
lone tusk
Gn
slender wagon
broooo unreal tournaments got delisted, almost forgot about it
urban coral
Not Dark Messiah
void kelp
Gm
urban coral
'Sup
slender wagon
And they made Unreal 3 free lmfao
full grail
excuse me WHAT THE FVCK?!
teal oracle
urban coral
I mean, the pink guy
lone tusk
teal oracle
slender wagon
full grail
urban coral
you are now a sigma chad
Always have been
slender wagon
urban coral
Come to think of it, this is a lie
urban coral
lone tusk
slender wagon
bro anybody remembers Filthy frank's Wheechair video?
urban coral
Pimp My Wheelchair
slender wagon
best shit on youtube
urban coral
Hella lit
lone tusk
https://youtu.be/h2DCEhV9xwI
The only cod that got* a soundtrack
urban coral
This used to be one of my wallpapers 
lone tusk
https://tenor.com/view/pink-guy-filthy-frank-smoking-cigarette-gif-9295354
Remember the episode that he searched for dead rats in ny and then make a food for a midget
urban coral
Yup
slender wagon
Yeah, Filthy frank was a chad, unmonetized too
urban coral
He also CPR'd a dead rat once
lone tusk
Yeah, Filthy frank was a chad, unmonetized too
That thing didn't exist back them
urban coral
Good ol' 2016
slender wagon
it did bro, people made money on youtube, but frank's videos were never his main thing
urban coral
There wasn't a time in my life I wanted to kill myself more than then
slender wagon
Have you seen Deadly twister?
urban coral
That's a lie, but at least I was mentally weaker back then
slender wagon
lone tusk
That's a lie, but at least I was mentally weaker back then <:smile_degtyarev:598...
I was a simp back then
slender wagon
That's a lie, but at least I was mentally weaker back then <:smile_degtyarev:598...
You're a chad now bro, everything worked out
urban coral
I was a simp back then <:feels_bad_stalk:598821281277673475>
Typical Brazilian, eh? Don't worry, I'd say we've all been there, but I haven't 
lone tusk
Typical Brazilian, eh? Don't worry, I'd say we've all been there, but I haven't ...
So you're still a simp then hum
slender wagon
ngl wanna see style of these videos again in modern times so twitter dog activists lose their shit
urban coral
So you're still a simp then hum <:smile_strelok:598839725280722978>
Never was, never will be
lone tusk
Ok simp
urban coral
I'm not Waifuslayer
lone tusk
gray jetty
https://tenor.com/view/cat-vanish-cat-gif-23555257
fixed
simple sageBOT
Comrade Crimson#0554 has been warned
urban coral
I WILL SLAUGHTER YOUR CHILDREN AND COOK THEM
slender wagon
I WILL SLAUGHTER YOUR CHILDREN AND COOK THEM
slaneesh heretic
urban coral
The sooner we're getting rid of Wolf, the better
lone tusk
https://youtu.be/RIL_Faac7OM
Chill guys let's hear some atmospheric fear ost
slender wagon
Peaceful music for family dinners
urban coral
Anyways, like I was saying, I was looking at Filthy Frank and ODS back then. ODS isn't the same, but they were pretty cool. Whoring for money, low effort content, edgy and stuff, y'know? All intentional, of course, but it was pretty cool
slender wagon
I loved Filthy Frank, Idubbbz' content cop back then aswell
also an age where h3h3 was semi-good content aswell
lone tusk
urban coral
I HATE CLYDE
lone tusk
Back in the time where call a rock band to make songs for your game was cooler
lone tusk
I still watching sam hyde
void kelp
urban coral
Sam Hyde nice
lone tusk
urban coral
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/729076996214095903/1078818385997070386/Vi...
Anyways, here's a pic of the channel duders, a virgin retard and an illegal Mexican
candid cloud
More like an island guy and lost guy.
urban coral
Not sure how their content is now, I haven't watched them in years
Recently started watching it all back
urban coral
True fr
slender wagon
Weird how warner bros has not made a new one
shy narwhal
lone tusk
Weird how warner bros has not made a new one
They already made fear 3, do you want then to ruining more the franchise?
urban coral
slender wagon
or they can just make a game closer to 1 and be good
candid cloud
Can we kill wolf?
urban coral
Spam ping Wolf
lone tusk
or they can just make a game closer to 1 and be good
Fear 3 should be more close to 1, the director told that the Warner producers directly mess his idea for the game
Fear 3 was not made to be a multiplayer game
Warner made him made the game again just to add this
urban coral
I mean, we've got so much worse stuff happening here than what the bot is warning for
At that point, just ban the bot and let moderators moderate, y'know?
lone tusk
At that point, just ban the bot and let moderators moderate, y'know?
I like the bot, he keeps playing cs
urban coral
It's literally a custom status, he's not actually playing CS
candid cloud
Man, I wanna call him somehow, but he'll warn me.
urban coral
He's trying to appeal to use, despite faking it
@simple sage
You smell like doo-doo and your STALKER skills suck
lone tusk
I should put a picture of me while climbing as a pfp
Cool 👍
void kelp
Fear 3 should be more close to 1, the director told that the Warner producers di...
were you the one to get me to play fear
lone tusk
were you the one to get me to play fear
Just play fear
Fear perseus
Fear extraction point
The rest are garbage
void kelp
i got them all but yeah going to play at least fear 1 after metro e
urban coral
True
void kelp
2 and 3 suk?
urban coral
Perseus Mandate hella based
lone tusk
2 and 3 suk?
Yep
urban coral
Extraction Point hella wack
lone tusk
They are just dumb shooters with no soul
void kelp
i have no soul
shy narwhal
Cool <:smile_strelok:598839725280722978> 👍
I should flex my mountaineer grades
lone tusk
Extraction Point hella wack
That's my favorite fear
urban coral
Perseus Mandate
void kelp
i thought the expansions were done by not the main company maybe im high
lone tusk
It's so hopeless, the ending was great
Extraction point is the true ending of the series
urban coral
Idk, I usually have the unpopular opinions
It's weird
And I'm not sure what to think of it
lone tusk
Pointman went through hell in the Extraction point just to see every teammate of him die
urban coral
Pointman went through hell in the Extraction point just to see every teammate of...
DOOM Marine tho
urban coral
I hated Extraction Point
lone tusk
lone tusk
🧱🧱🧱
urban coral
Thanks for the bricks, I shall use them wisely 
void kelp
ok yeah are the exapsnions non canon
urban coral
Depends on what you consider canon, I believe
Because there are several universe
You know how that trash goes
urban coral
I'd say that FEAR 1 and all of it's DLCs are canon
lone tusk
Monolith timeline and the warner timeline
void kelp
idk I remember I read the wiki when I bought them, and monolith was strongarmed by the publisher into letting another company dev them and they're considered non canon - at least by monolith
"Neither expansion is now considered canon, as the Monolith Productions-developed F.E.A.R. 2: Project Origin ignores the events of both." not saying its wrong to consider them canon but seems like there was publisher drama
i guess its like opposing force, idk up to the fan
marble fulcrum
🚿
lone tusk
Fear 2 is really bad, like really bad
The gameplay is cool, fear 3 too
But the story is so off
Too bad
void kelp
yeah I think thats the one I read sucked but fear 3 is what you said
lone tusk
Like braindead story
void kelp
worth playing but dumb
urban coral
Just keep it to FEAR 1, tbh
lone tusk
Cod got better plots then fear 2 and 3
void kelp
ill probably be dumb and play them all and not be a completionist
normally i really take my time
lone tusk
Fear 1 is a unique experience
void kelp
yeah i played it for a couple hours was cool
lone tusk
Theres nothing like this in the market
void kelp
everything has whispers of hl but yeah was its own fast paced thing
lone tusk
I never saw a horror fps like this
urban coral
FEAR 1 is pretty much unique, yeah
void kelp
the ai is cool too
lone tusk
The fear dev was a dude that study in Oxford
urban coral
It's more so that FEAR was build with small rooms in mind, with many trigger points
lone tusk
He got PhD in ai
urban coral
Which they made genius use of
lone tusk
It's more so that FEAR was build with small rooms in mind, with many trigger poi...
They can really communicate in real time
urban coral
Yup
Calling out to the squadmates that you're behind the sofa, behind the table, etc.
Pretty cool, you barely see that in gaes
urban coral
Ngl, I loved the Armachan guards
lone tusk
In perseus they are cool in fear 1* they are dumb like a frog
urban coral
I legit hated it
Can't remember what I hated about it, either
Just that I really didn't like it
lone tusk
I already saw this one
I think fear is the only game that i know that got the doom 3 texture style
urban coral
Kinda-sorta
Ah yes, those mercs were based as well
Perseus Mandate moment
Honestly, DOOM 3 made one major mistake
Dunno, not a major one, but at least it bothers me
lone tusk
urban coral
But that the character doesn't have the helmet on
I mean, that's the classic look, y'know?
lone tusk
I mean, that's the classic look, y'know?
That's a random delta force guy
Pointman duty based
urban coral
I know you're just a new transferee, but the helmeted look is just a classic
Unless you're talking about Perseus Mandate
Yep, he is
Despite me talking about DOOM 3
void kelp
I want to play Doom 3 now that they switched it and gave me the original and not the shit edition
void kelp
yeah i tried to play it but they had the shit edition in their full package and it sucked but then end of last year they switched it to the original
lone tusk
Just like i hate every quake apart from quake 1
void kelp
they made it so much brighter it looked so bad, the models weren't made to be exposed like that
ripe merlin
Not Dark Messiah
It's basically 3d fp, fun with goofy source ragdolls and mechanics, very good parkour
First person RPG*
urban coral
BASED
ripe merlin
And it looks decent
void kelp
BFG edition whoops yeah thats the name not shit edition
slender wagon
doom 3 is a good game but not a doom game at all
they should rename it and start new franchise
urban coral
doom 3 is a good game but not a doom game at all
You're just not playing it as a DOOM game
ripe merlin
Does anyone know why some games have Tom Clancy's in their title
void kelp
i really didn't like doom eternal but liked doom 2016
urban coral
Because it's set in a universe written by Tom Clancy
ripe merlin
Wew
slender wagon
i really didn't like doom eternal but liked doom 2016
im the opposite, doom 2016 was a 'meh' for me but still playable, absolutely adore Eternal
urban coral
i really didn't like doom eternal but liked doom 2016
Unpopular opinion detected, hella based
void kelp
it looks so much better and the gameplay is way better
urban coral
I don't care, I haven't played either
slender wagon
gameplay is unbalanced in doom 16 and is boring
all you need is rail and shotgun and you win the game
pearl wraith
void kelp
eh i didn't play it that way
pearl wraith
may I offer some kerbals in this trying time?
void kelp
the graphics looked weirdly cheap too
slender wagon
for which game?
void kelp
eternal
slender wagon
thats just invalid lol
void kelp
eh i thought it looked bad
slender wagon
higher resolution in all textures, better models, multilayered enemies on gore so you have an idea of their HP, amazing environments
void kelp
i don't know if it was the modelling but preferred 2016 myself
void kelp
i guess the common eternal complaint people/me has is it looks really cartoony and arcadey
ripe merlin
I have only played doom 1
lone tusk
i guess the common eternal complaint people/me has is it looks really cartoony a...
Of course is arcade, doom is one of the first arcade fps
void kelp
Of course is arcade, doom is one of the first arcade fps
its a pc game
lone tusk
Even doom 3 is a arcade fps
urban coral
Wasn't Wolvenstein the very first FPS?
void kelp
arcade fps games are MP arena
lone tusk
Wasn't Wolvenstein the very first FPS?
"One of the first"
void kelp
doom2 probably my favorite maybe because nostalgia
slender wagon
i guess the common eternal complaint people/me has is it looks really cartoony a...
doom eternal is arcade, its literally a movement shooter
so is 16
void kelp
to each their own, idk preferred 2016 quite a bit more
slender wagon
I mean..... its the epitome of an arcade shooter lol
urban coral
Aye, DOOM Eternal pretty cool, but it's got the style of an arcade shooter. It's kinda an arena shooter, tbh
Not sure if I'd call it an arcade shooter, though
lone tusk
What i think it sucks in doom 3 is after a while i really don't care about the puzzles to get secret ammo, bc i already got enough ammo to kill lucifer
urban coral
In style, yes
void kelp
i kind of want to play doom 3 vr thats supposed to be good
urban coral
What i think it sucks in doom 3 is after a while i really don't care about the p...
This is true
slender wagon
every area you fight enemies are small arenas designed for the specific fights
ripe merlin
Play DOOM II and 3 as well <:smile_degtyarev:598839640476352525>
My laptop is broken in 2 pieces
restive pivot
lone tusk
i kind of want to play doom 3 vr thats supposed to be good
I dunno man, doom 3 style can make you puke bc it's really dark and then ban too many light and fast passed
urban coral
every area you fight enemies are small arenas designed for the specific fights
Then DOOM 3 has the smallest arenas
ripe merlin
Cool kids stay in church
void kelp
I dunno man, doom 3 style can make you puke bc it's really dark and then ban too...
true i havent gotten the vr sickness thing yet but maybe doom 3 would do it
played hl2vr was fun and didn't feel sick
urban coral
Ngl, when playing DOOM 3, I did have to take short breaks, simply because of how oppressive the setting is
No VR
slender wagon
Doom 3 is a good horror shooter but thats all it is
void kelp
also need to play alien isoaltion speaking of horror
urban coral
It's literally a DOOM game, so play it like a DOOM game
lone tusk
Doom 3 is a good horror shooter but thats all it is
The horror ends after you get a gun
void kelp
im not buying anymore games til i catch up
also aabout to disappear for school for a month
urban coral
Currently at Alpha Labs Sector 4
slender wagon
Doom Eternal in my opinion, is the perfect infusion of arcade and arena shooters regarding single player games so far, it has light puzzle section as pace breaker, lore pieces you can learn the world about, minimal cut scenes. These are the misc. things. Regarding combat, it has gravity defying elements if you use them with the hooks and bars, jumpads, has typical arena FPS gameplay but in order to be successful, you need to train aiming so you hit enemies' strong points (instead of weakpoints) and break them, learn what enemies are weak to which weapon and utilize melee/fire/ice launchers for resource management.
urban coral
You know, I think the whole Martian thing of DOOM 3 is pretty neat
ripe merlin
The horror ends after you get a gun
Even before the gun, demons are there stuck with you
urban coral
Not elaborating further due to spoilers
lone tusk
Even before the gun, demons are there stuck with **you**
Smash then with the flashlight
ripe merlin
Smash then with the flashlight
Chainsaw gaming
urban coral
Aye, use your torch to cave their skulls in
void kelp
I googled arcade and doom and the only arcade reference on like any website to it being arcade is to eternal (also the original dooms didn't have arcade machines)
lone tusk
Doom 3 also got the wort difficult in every doom game to this day
errant vortex
I got ashes afterglow and it stopped being fun
void kelp
yeah doom 3 was really hard and scary when it came out for me lol, also had like surround sound in my little nerdy setup. really got me at the time
urban coral
Believe I'm playing on Veteran? Not sure
lone tusk
Believe I'm playing on Veteran? Not sure
Veteran is fine
slender wagon
Just wish they finally make a goddamn Quake again, with lovecraftian/high tech theme like the first one
lone tusk
Nightmare is the thing
pearl wraith
urban coral
I'm literally walking away with tons of armor and health packs left behind
errant vortex
as soon as you enter the gap you basically are going to face enemies that you do not have ammunition to deal with
lone tusk
as soon as you enter the gap you basically are going to face enemies that you do...
Looks like lost junky v6
Hey
That's lost junky v5
slender wagon
All this shooter talk made me wanna play DUSK or Unreal 2k4 again
pearl wraith
wheat rune
on this episode of demolition ranch
pearl wraith
void kelp
Unreal tournament was good af back in the day, only played the first one
slender wagon
UT was a damn good game man
urban coral
I don't know bro, I'm feeling like playing DOOM 3 rn
slender wagon
my favourite is 2k4
void kelp
I miss FPS games that didn't have annoying skins and grinding
pearl wraith
slender wagon
Turok 2 has the best minigun in any game to this date
The most stylish, badass fking cool minigun ever
lone tusk
Prey is basic turok 4 that we never got
void kelp
also ive been plugging this game - its like a source engine party FPS MP game, it rocks https://store.steampowered.com/app/869480/Jabroni_Brawl_Episode_3/ - really well developed and old school game fan service
there' guns from a million different games
lone tusk
If you put dinosaurs in prey is automatically turok
pearl wraith
void kelp
damn just read UT servers got shut down
slender wagon
its like being fat and you look at donuts
void kelp
slender wagon
Unreal 3 is made free thats all
void kelp
is it any good
slender wagon
ehhhh depends who you ask
void kelp
if yall get jabroni brawl I would set up a server, its a really cool free game
slender wagon
Has great graphics, gameplay is ok
void kelp
and I have a VPS
slender wagon
Also has a story mode but it works like regular matches
has vehicle modes aswell like older UT
void kelp
plugged this the other day but one of my fav video game OSTs - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5n8iU7abqkQ
slender wagon
Its great and it really fit quake aswell
Hope they make a new quake game with the same vibe and lovecraftian high tech theme
void kelp
https://youtu.be/9inuFJoSYIg
I agree there should be more high paced FPS games that require that type of skill (Doom / Quake do it great thats there thing) but I wouldn't say survival games and imsim sucks, kind of a bad take
void kelp
Romero is based tho
slender wagon
I agree there should be more high paced FPS games that require that type of skil...
There are, but they're all indie atm
lone tusk
And diekatana is crap
slender wagon
Romero is still legendary
void kelp
lol i bought it for a buck and played it for a sec, seems horrible
vernal loom
slender wagon
havent played daikatana because i heard it sucks so no point, plus i dont like multiple timeline shit
neon vale
lone tusk
lone tusk
havent played daikatana because i heard it sucks so no point, plus i dont like m...
The ai sucks
slender wagon
I agree there should be more high paced FPS games that require that type of skil...
i never said these genres suck, imsim is top 3 favourite of mine, there are shooters like Doom Eternal, but they are indie
urban coral
Actually played Daikatana on the Gameboy
lone tusk
🧱
slender wagon
Current rumours we have with some backed evidence is that they either make new doom or quake
slender wagon
Also Romero makes a new game apparently
void kelp
i never said these genres suck, imsim is top 3 favourite of mine, there are shoo...
oh not you im saying romero did
slender wagon
oh not you im saying romero did
well he is not wrong in what he says at the video
games nowdays make you a tank of bullets and npc wait like idiots to be shot
that statement is absolutely true
void kelp
we're in a stalker discord, wdym. i like imsims and having to wait for enemies and hide and stratergize
slender wagon
stalker NPCs are cool, they can be deadly to you
void kelp
different types of games, it doesn't suck
slender wagon
most triple A games have dumb AI
urban coral
I mean, DOOM also makes you a tank
void kelp
lol that too
void kelp
yeah because its unrealistic and fast paced crazy type of game
slender wagon
in order to survive in eternal on nightmare (which is the way the game is designed) you need to resource manage
ripe merlin
Pov:you don't own a MasterCard so you can't create an endless loop of money earning scheme through skin reselling
urban coral
Like, you can actually dodge attacks and feel rewarded because of it, because you know you could've been hit, but used your knowledge to dodge that attack successfully
slender wagon
thats player skill
urban coral
Exactly
slender wagon
I am talking about dumb designs
Literally enemies cannot shoot you standing in front of you
and still then you take 100 bullets to die
urban coral
Except most games basically limit what you can do in the game and make taking damage inevitable
void kelp
which is why I like games were you die in one hit
slender wagon
I adore games that let you be a god if you are skilled, but die very fast if you cant play (doom eternal)
urban coral
It's kinda like STALKER CS
slender wagon
one reason i love stalker is because on master you die quick as hell aswell
wouldnt be the same game if it was not like that for me
void kelp
playing metro exodus rn on ranger hardcore and I pull my hair out sometimes but makes me really immersed in the map (STALKER too)
urban coral
"B-b-b-but CS is so hard! Y-y-y-you're always b-b-b-bleeding! 😭"
void kelp
lol the bleeding dynamics could be tweaked
slender wagon
difficulty can be a great attraction to games tbh
if its not dumb or does not make sense
lucid crow
E.Y.E. Divine Cybermancy
it's one of the most trippy games and rad games of all times
by the single fact that camera you were trying to hack - hacks you
and all the currency is called brozouf (france slang for cash)
void kelp
yeah stalker and metro made me like painfully hard fps
lone tusk
difficulty can be a great attraction to games tbh
No, every game should be difficult
urban coral
Behold fellow Stalkers, this is something you won't forget for ages
lucid crow
and also trippy stalker-soup level translation
slender wagon
No, every game should be difficult
depends how you define difficult
developers do it differently
lone tusk
and also trippy stalker-soup level translation
Yeah i remember that
void kelp
> E.Y.E. Divine Cybermancy
it's one of the most trippy games and rad games of al...
only played this for a bit, the levels seem really cool, the rpg skills stuff seems a bit complicated tho
lone tusk
> E.Y.E. Divine Cybermancy
it's one of the most trippy games and rad games of al...
The class system is interesting bc it really works, i always love the heavy
lucid crow
Behold fellow Stalkers, this is something you won't forget for ages
✰✰✰✰✰ Really? Is this the legendary STALKER?
NO GAMEPAD SUPPORT, at least not officially. This could be a good (hard) game IF the controls weren't a mess. No gamepad support is understandable given its age, but with one hand required for the mouse (see and shoot) it's imposible to do everything else with just the left hand: WASD for moving (OK), X for sprinting while moving (uh...) and Ctrl for crouching -only while holding Ctrl. If you press and release Ctrl you'll just crouch and immediately stand again. Wanna check your PDA (minimap)? Sure, that's P-literally on the other side of the keyboard. Inventory is slightly nearer, on I. Changing ammo types or something is 0 and 9 but never could make it work. Not sure if you can remap the controls, but c'mon. You lost me at having to hold Ctrl to keep crouching. When taking items from a fallen enemy you use F and literally drag individually every single item to your own inventory. Realistic, sure, but since the action around you never stops -also realistic- you simply can't do anything other the shoot and reload while there are enemies around. With usable controls it would be ok, for some people awesome, but as it is I can't recommend it. AND IT'S HARD. Really hard. I'm not a very good player but I have played my share of FPS-still I kept getting killed in the first mission, on novice level. I don't hold that against the game, but if you are going to be so hard please have sane controls and autosave. The "manual" is too sparse, and there were a few things in the HUD I never quite knew what they were for. I was really excited to play this game, cool visuals and story, but the control scheme is nuts. CAN'T RECOMMEND - INSANE CONTROLS. IF YOU are still interested (there's still a worthy, VERY HARD game buried somewhere) I suggest looking for gamepad mods or search around the net for control configuration tips, and don't pay full price. I might sound harsh, but FPS control schemes were already old by the time this was made
lone tusk
The class system is interesting bc it really works, i always love the heavy
Slow with my trust pistol
pearl wraith
slava ukraini
urban coral
Political
lucid crow
only played this for a bit, the levels seem really cool, the rpg skills stuff se...
you dont need rpg with minigun pistol
urban coral
Political
lone tusk
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/670685136102227997/952824567569715220/e...
Dude is meming himself, based
void kelp
> E.Y.E. Divine Cybermancy
it's one of the most trippy games and rad games of al...
also this isn't an RPG but if you like EYE I suggest this to people - https://store.steampowered.com/app/1224600/G_String/ . really cool level design and trippy non linear story . the dev is one Japanese lady who made it over 12 years
urban coral
Dude is meming himself, based <:Sure_I_am:738051330052063323>
You... don't get it
lucid crow
also this isn't an RPG but if you like EYE I suggest this to people - https://st...
based
thanks
wheat rune
also this isn't an RPG but if you like EYE I suggest this to people - https://st...
this game is ass
void kelp
that game rocks
lucid crow
why ass
urban coral
Because it isn't the tits
lone tusk
This is pointman here
I don't got enough slow-motion to dodge the cringe, send help
void kelp
the level design is sick, its just non linear - the dev really likes david lynch and blade runner
slender wagon
Cyberpunk first person shooter with non linear story
you got my attention
lone tusk
urban coral
Supposed to be Nimble, I'm sure
urban coral
That's because he's a hecking Nimbler
lucid crow
like he's some sort of elf thief from dnd
wheat rune
ngl name any stalker without facial hair
urban coral
Yoga
slender wagon
you cuz you're 14 
lone tusk
Gunslinger
lone tusk
Scar
wheat rune
strelok soc
fail
lone tusk
Lebdev
lone tusk
That lebdev doc
wheat rune
HECK IT MEANT BOROV I'M GETTING RUSTY
deghas minor stubble
wheat rune
i meandeg
lucid crow
everyone has some
urban coral
lucid crow
he still got few
wheat rune
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/stalker/images/6/6d/Ozersky.jpg/revision/lates...
wtf is that and he has a minor stubble too i think
urban coral
Shulga
urban coral
wtf is that and he has a minor stubble too i think
Ozersky
urban coral
Oh no, men are men, no way!!!
wheat rune
ozersky too
lone tusk
wtf is that and he has a minor stubble too i think
👩🦲
urban coral
What about Garry?
lone tusk
whose bald ass is that
Theres three bald dudes emojis for some reason👩🦲👨🦲🧑🦲
lucid crow
👶
void kelp
does STOC consider OP4 canon?
void kelp
opposing for(ce) just an abbreviation
urban coral
Bruh, that abbreviation sucks
teal oracle
So in barotrauma i have made it my mission to make as much weaponry as i could since i (the combat medic) reached level 100 weapon skill
List of things that go boom
79 Pieces of high quality UEX
56 pieces of high quality C-4
14 Pieces of thermite (6 of which are high quality)
12 IC-4 Blocks
8 Flash Powder
4 Nitroglycerine
Might have gone overboard with the explosives
void kelp
Bruh, that abbreviation sucks
you'd rather OpF, that sucks way more
void kelp
half life only fans
wheat rune
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/stalker/images/6/65/SCOP_Rogovets_Mugshot.png/...
ZOOM ON HIS LIPS
urban coral
ZOOM ON HIS LIPS
IT'S SHAVED, LITERALLY NOT A STUBBLE. HOW OLD ARE YOU?
wheat rune
ITS A PEDO STACHE
shy narwhal
@lucid crow
urban coral
Y'all just hella wack, ngl
cinder crag
Bruh, that abbreviation sucks
thats the actual military abbreviation
op4 refers to any opposing party
urban coral
Dang, they must be cringe then
shy narwhal
Wake up honey, new EEA and EE plan just dropped
urban coral
I'm always op for milkshakes
cinder crag
lets go get milkshakes together crimson
urban coral
Hella
shy narwhal
No
ripe merlin
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/944709788569309214/1060197290909904956/3d...
Where do you find these
ripe merlin
Does it look autistic yet? @urban coral
shy narwhal
Sucks for you <:smile_degtyarev:598839640476352525>
No u
cinder crag
YEA YES
cinder crag
i want to go hiking
ripe merlin
Milkshake kills gains
urban coral
So?
cinder crag
Milkshake kills gains
fake
shy narwhal
I don't see the problem with getting milkshakes <:smile_degtyarev:59883964047635...
Getting milkshakes is not healthy, climbing a mountain is healthy
cinder crag
milkshakes are good
wheat rune
WAIT I JUST REALIZED
urban coral
So? Go play Celeste or something
void kelp
I like both
shy narwhal
Especially if you walk for around 6 hours in the forest
wheat rune
GARRY IS THE GUY WHO SAYS ''you can't go there''
cinder crag
lets go himing and then get milkshakes
urban coral
GARRY IS THE GUY WHO SAYS ''you can't go there''
Different Garry, but yes
cinder crag
GARRY IS THE GUY WHO SAYS ''you can't go there''
what are you talking about
wheat rune
ripe merlin
milkshakes are good
Milkshakes aren't healthy cuz even tho it contains fruit, it's so mixed that fruit loses its all good properties
cinder crag
Buy 150€ worth of equipment first
send links
urban coral
Or just buy a milkshake for 2 Euros
urban coral
Milkshakes aren't healthy cuz even tho it contains fruit, it's so mixed that fru...
YOU FOOL
I ACTUALLY ORDERED A CARAMEL MILKSHAKE
ripe merlin
https://tenor.com/view/nerd-emoji-nerd-emoji-avalon-play-avalon-gif-24241051
I'm bulking so I'm required to know this
void kelp
brruh is talking about smoothies and it doesn't matter if its mixed.. thats not how nutrients work and they're still considered a whole food - bioavailable nutrients
cinder crag
I'm bulking so I'm required to know this
shy narwhal
send links
Helmet, harness, via ferrata kit, carabiners, ropes
ripe merlin
https://tenor.com/view/nerd-emoji-nerd-emoji-avalon-play-avalon-gif-24241051
Doin your mom
shy narwhal
Mountaineer shoes too
cinder crag
Helmet, harness, via ferrata kit, carabiners, ropes
oh we are doing that kinda hiking?
i was hoping that we are just walking on a marked trail 
void kelp
i want to do more hardcore hiking sometime, i do a lot of hiking. ive done some wilderness hiking where im out for days but not carabiner rope shit
shy narwhal
oh we are doing that kinda hiking?
Kind of, there are two via ferrata, the rest is EE hiking
ripe merlin
Helmet, harness, via ferrata kit, carabiners, ropes
Isn't hiking just going up a rocky path, not climbing a wall
shy narwhal
Isn't hiking just going up a rocky path, not climbing a wall
That's why i said via ferrata and hiking
ripe merlin
Like what for do I need a helmet and rope when going hiking
cinder crag
yeah im canceling on you kuro
ripe merlin
That sounds french
cinder crag
imma go get milkshakes with crimson instead
ripe merlin
Me too
shy narwhal
yeah im canceling on you kuro
You get to see a beautiful panorama though
cinder crag
You get to see a beautiful panorama though
send photos
urban coral
Doin your mom
You know who's also doing your mom?
cinder crag
You know who's also doing your mom?
MY MOM
ripe merlin
I love this chat
cinder crag
I love this chat
i love my mom
void kelp
Look at my lawyer dawg😭😭😭 I'm going to jail☠️
cinder crag
@shy narwhal come to arizona
ripe merlin
I can't tell if they are twins or having segs
urban coral
Who wants to play a game?
ripe merlin
If I were to fall of off ones those I would die
urban coral
Or do
shy narwhal
If I were to fall of off ones those I would die
That's why you use safety equipment
ripe merlin
I kid you not, I fell from a standing position and sprained my left wrist, cast for 2 weeks
shy narwhal
Smh, i rest on the cables
cinder crag
Just don't fall
isnt that what the ropes, harness, and carabiners are for
so if i do fall i dont die
void kelp
Who wants to play a game? <:smile_degtyarev:598839640476352525>
Dilemma in my ass
(the neco arc edition of dilemma unironically be listening to that sometimes)
I used to live in the american version of the swiss alps
ripe merlin
I forgot how good Eurobeat is
cinder crag
I used to live in the american version of the swiss alps
the appalachian?
void kelp
the appalachian?
nah that's different ecosystem / elevatio - Trinity Alps in California
void kelp
my county was the size of Texas if you flattened it and had 0 streetlights
cinder crag
my city has 0 street lights
void kelp
could take the sheriff 5 hours to get to you because the roads were so windy
void kelp
my city has 0 street lights
this was the whole county
cinder crag
because MUH OBSERVATORY
shy narwhal
isnt that what the ropes, harness, and carabiners are for
You need a via ferrata kit, ropes are more for other stuff and resting
cinder crag
this was the whole county
yes the same here
void kelp
nice
void kelp
what if i want to break my back
shy narwhal
@cinder crag
neon vale
Who wants to play a game? <:smile_degtyarev:598839640476352525>
its pizza time in my ass
shy narwhal
urban coral
I forgot how good Eurobeat is
Then you've never heard Baroque
Music goes hard, bro
🤟😔
Ngl, can't wait to perform this somewhere
void kelp
https://youtu.be/svGLj0F2idM This genuinely goes hard I don't care what anyone says
shy narwhal
https://youtu.be/YxTF2OSne4c @cinder crag
void kelp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZmLx4w2VHo this my boy
cinder crag
https://youtu.be/YxTF2OSne4c <@213782352843898880>
come to arizona
neon vale
urban coral
neon vale
#en_pizza-tower
urban coral
void kelp
ripe merlin
This hits hard
ripe merlin
This hits hard
@slender wagon
Saw what you deleted
void kelp
No, I'm good
ripe merlin
urban coral
Ah, neat, another GIF I can delete
urban coral
void kelp
Why does it purposefully pause the longest on the fanfic thing?
lone tusk
What is this?
urban coral
Take a wild guess
lone tusk
void kelp
What is this?
Bro also watches videos in the corner W
lone tusk
So, the germans made a bunch of rip off guns in the end off ww2
Rip off bazoca
Rip off sten
Rip off ppsh 41
urban coral
Aye
lone tusk
Why not just surrender anyway?
ripe merlin
@void kelp
urban coral
Because Fascism?
void kelp
urban coral
Mol1t ping
valid jay
Why not just surrender anyway?
do you think it was a regular war or smth lmfao
ripe merlin
Daddy youtuber
void kelp
@onyx fjord
void kelp
<@456226577798135808>
Too easy because you knew I was online already
lone tusk
do you think it was a regular war or smth lmfao
Surrender to the western allies they got freedom and chicken nuggets
void kelp
Daddy youtuber
YES 
gotta love daddy Noel
ripe merlin
YES <:zyzz:892310915599433739> gotta love daddy Noel
Too bad he ain't natty
void kelp
I’d let him smash
ripe merlin
I'd let him be my father figure
lone tusk
void kelp
I forgot how
valid jay
Surrender to the western allies they got freedom and chicken nuggets <:smile_str...
yeah the leftovers tried through soviets when they were half an hour away from the bunker
lone tusk
Pls friend delet this and don't do this again
urban coral
<@132979565181140992>
I'mma yoink that, thanks
Oh, by the way, political figures aren't allowed by GSC
void kelp
Yoinnnk
I get so pissed off when I realise that I forgot to type an entire sentence in a message
urban coral
Indeed
ripe merlin
Pls friend delet this and don't do this again
Shi what rule was that
urban coral
Any political figure isn't allowed
lone tusk
Shi what rule was that
The image of that guy can trigger a fight here, that's a ukraine server
valid jay
political persona
urban coral
Even Arnold Schwarzenegger isn't, believe it or not
ripe merlin
political persona
Midway is still my favourite battle
void kelp
urban coral
Even Arnold Schwarzenegger isn't, believe it or not
Not a joke, by the way
Yes, GSC do B honk
ripe merlin
What did my boy do wrong
valid jay
btw about ww2
void kelp
political persona
did it again in 85 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1985_MOVE_bombing
void kelp
Rip off bazoca
Rip off sten
Rip off ppsh 41
I usually watch 30 minute half life and stalker lore videos with lore I already know or 3 hour videos explaining something about spec evolution
valid jay
did it again in 85 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1985_MOVE_bombing
by philadelphia police department
bruh
void kelp
urban coral
What did my boy do wrong
Literally nothing, but he was the governor of California, so GSC sees him as a political figure
You know how it B
void kelp
my cabin is cold af rn why
valid jay
urban coral
void kelp
If I walk into a man’s room and I see funko pops, I’m leaving
urban coral
Fr
void kelp
I leveled up saying that
urban coral
Especially if they're Harry Potter or Marvel ones
valid jay
Especially if they're Harry Potter or Marvel ones
oh god
lone tusk
>by philadelphia police department
bruh
In brazil the bandits shot down a chopper in rio de Janeiro
void kelp
I don’t mind a nerd, but funkos push it
urban coral
Basically
They've almost got like a sort of "You at least need to have this to be worth of being called a nerd" status
valid jay
i don't think people actually collect those
urban coral
Unfortunately, they do
valid jay
at least not nowadays
urban coral
And are pretty popular, too
Thing is, they exist of literally almost anything
Harry Potter? Betcha
valid jay
stalker funkopops when
void kelp
stalker funkopops when
Would ya buy one?
urban coral
Fallout? Yes, even Fallout
ripe merlin
Literally nothing, but he was the governor of California, so GSC sees him as a p...
Hell nah
urban coral
Fr mane
valid jay
Would ya buy one?
assuming i'll ever buy anything stalker related
ripe merlin
Gn broskis
valid jay
assuming i'll ever buy anything stalker related
the trilogy has been giften to me, i spent literally nothing
urban coral
void kelp
I have physical copy of SoC
valid jay
the trilogy has been giften to me, i spent literally nothing <:smile_degtyarev:5...
and s2 doesn't have drm y'know
urban coral
Got physical copies of all the games
void kelp
Based
urban coral
And a collectors edition of SoC
void kelp
I have this
urban coral
The real one or nah?
void kelp
NAw. I ordered it on eBay and it came from Poland
ripe merlin
I have this
I have one on my phone case
void kelp
Pog
ripe merlin
But clearly sky
void kelp
Wait go to bed lol
ripe merlin
Right
void kelp
Good boy
valid jay
meee :3
void kelp
I’d I had that, I’d have a jar for each
valid jay
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/651163265354956802/659211750922518559/Sta...
something's wrong with the duty one
urban coral
CoP's "Friend of ..." achievements use both of the IRL patches, funnily enough
void kelp
lone tusk
So i extended my contract for one more year, i will make a radar that will cover the whole amazon
@gray jetty
Yahoooooo 😎
valid jay
void kelp
new technique at the hardware store chain
urban coral
1000+ IQ play, ngl
lone tusk
It's not for crime
void kelp
what she'd get it for, just a gag?
lone tusk
lone tusk
Imma go back to farcry
urban coral
gag = prank in this case
void kelp
like those bass in the 90s that sing
urban coral
Imma go back to farcry
Not DOOM 3
void kelp
coom 3
valid jay
gloom 3
valid jay
wheat rune
Hi
void kelp
allllo
runic glacier
i hate combine
valid jay
why whats wrong with combine
nothing they're very based
void kelp
This is so real
valid jay
other than genocide and fascism
nah they're not fascists, they're a hivemind with unknown motives
runic glacier
runic glacier
i hate breen
void kelp
nah they're not fascists, they're a hivemind with unknown motives
lol yes they are, they're hivemind-ish but still fascist. you can be collectivist without absolutely oppressing an entire ecosystem and committing genocide
valid jay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5Qdu7b6eGs
just wanted to recommend that
runic glacier
liar,no humanity,entire earth hate him
valid jay
lol yes they are, they're hivemind-ish but still fascist. you can be collectivis...
uh i think you don't understand what fascism means
void kelp
i do
void kelp
https://tenor.com/view/gorgeous-freeman-half-life-video-game-suit-gif-17759572
Live footage of gordon getting into the hev suit
Combine are not nazi
not all fascists are nazis
combine remind me of the Borg
"Fascism is a far-right, authoritarian, ultranationalist political ideology and movement,[1][2][3] characterized by a dictatorial leader, centralized autocracy, militarism, forcible suppression of opposition, belief in a natural social hierarchy, subordination of individual interests for the perceived good of the nation and race, and strong regimentation of society and the economy."
its more decentralized but its still has hierarchy
They oppress everyone equally
aka Breen being an autocrat
void kelp
They oppress everyone equally <:smile_degtyarev:598839640476352525>
nah CPs get it better
valid jay
"Fascism is a far-right, authoritarian, ultranationalist political ideology and ...
i don't think human ideologies can be applied to the combine structure
void kelp
nah CPs get it better
Well yeah because they chose the right side
well they're oppressing humans so it's valid to call it something
its not collectivism if the collective doesn't want it and its not the best for anything other than exponential growth (also fascist / capitalist)
runic glacier
void kelp
They get free food
They are fine
They also enslaved vorts and pretty much enslave humans
Stop complaining
runic glacier
They get free food
but you get brainwashed
void kelp
but you get brainwashed
Only the soldiers are brainwashed
Not the civil protection
You can be brainwashed without getting augmented, fear of death usually does it
That's how barney could sneak in in the first place
runic glacier
well but your familly is not safe
void kelp
runic glacier
you die and well
void kelp
I know
runic glacier
they died
void kelp
But I'd be dead so not my problem😹
runic glacier
what about children
valid jay
its not collectivism if the collective doesn't want it and its not the best for ...
all i'm saying that fascist's too broad of a term to describe a non-human hivemind-y structure with unclear motives other than expansion, that just loses too much of the specific
runic glacier
they literally no children in there
void kelp
all i'm saying that fascist's too broad of a term to describe a non-human hivemi...
okay an oppressive intergalactic regime that is into genocide and enslavement
valid jay
is it even a regime
void kelp
ok captain semantics
runic glacier
Suppression field is good
void kelp
".
a system or planned way of doing things, especially one imposed from above."
runic glacier
explain this
valid jay
ok captain semantics
calling it a regime's losing the point
void kelp
Ah yes I actually know a good deal of combine terminology so 100 "sterilized" credits probably means kill 100 people
void kelp
So you kill 100 people to nut☠️
valid jay
Ah yes I actually know a good deal of combine terminology so 100 "sterilized" cr...
metrocop viktorп real???
void kelp
bruh im going to call it something "lol chill hivemind that has ambiguous intentions and has caused mass genocide and enslavement of an unknown amount of species"
"star trek esque borg like ambiguous non fascist but oppressive species"
void kelp
metrocop viktorп real???
Yes.
void kelp
bruh im going to call it something "lol chill hivemind that has ambiguous intent...
There intention is to find teleportation technology
thats not their main thing
and they do teleport
void kelp
and they do teleport
Thats the reason they even bothered with earth
runic glacier
citadel dead
nova prospekt destroyed
half of combine outpost been captured by rebel
void kelp
citadel dead <:smile_strelok:598839725280722978>
What about the other cities
valid jay
"star trek esque borg like ambiguous non fascist but oppressive species"
i don't know who those are but you seem to dumb it down, again
valid jay
What about the other cities<:chaos:970537778892910632>
what about that ship from halifale down the freeman????
void kelp
lol your whole thing is "no that dumb word it a hivemind"
runic glacier
what about that ship from halifale down the freeman????
i love HDTF
valid jay
i love HDTF
it's canon
in opposing force universe
runic glacier
they are canon in entire hl universe
void kelp
Combine is not a regime they are not like nazis they are like their own thing not like political they own the earth there is no politics to be talked about because there is no other officials to say anything about it.
runic glacier
runic glacier
Combine is not a regime they are not like nazis they are like their own thing no...
false
void kelp
lol this is dumb im out
Realistically the rebels might as well of been fighting the combine with toy guns, gordon freeman just has plot armor for the sake of it being a videogame.
valid jay
lol this is dumb im out
no i mean what they're doing is perfectly describable with genocide enslavement etc i just didn't like the use of human political terms in relation of an otherwordly structure
runic glacier
speaking of combine
Combine most likely have their own ranks
void kelp
Yeah.
valid jay
speaking of combine
Combine most likely have their own ranks
based on what
runic glacier
Combine Grunt in HLA
valid jay
there are ranks between human combine soldiers, yeah
runic glacier
Combine Ordinal most likely commander of Grunt but they are still low than Soldier
runic glacier
maybe
void kelp
no i mean what they're doing is perfectly describable with genocide enslavement ...
Sure I guess I was using the terms loosely and wasn't trying to get into political science about it, just was trying to say they're effed intentions aside. like a system can be bad not self aware
runic glacier
i'm not so sure if its low or higher but i think yeah they are commanding of Soldier
void kelp
I think Combine Worker --> Civil Protection --> Combine Grunt --> Combine Soldiers(Wallhammer and Suppressor included) --> Ordinal --> Elite --> Overwatch(Above all)
runic glacier
void kelp
Walthammer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TT_Od9yuh-w I'm beta testing this, its cool so far but lost my interest in gmod hl2 stuff
round parcel
valid jay
i really want hl2vrai
void kelp
How did the hlvrai fandom just become fuсking weird gay fan fiction shit
valid jay
How did the hlvrai fandom just become fuсking weird gay fan fiction shit
always was
void kelp
It genuinely confuses me
runic glacier
idk ask the community
valid jay
It genuinely confuses me
there were quite a few sexual jokes inside and outside the streams from scorpy and wayne lmao
bronze oxide
bronze oxide
How did the hlvrai fandom just become fuсking weird gay fan fiction shit
since the begginigng dude
lone tusk
void kelp
That would be weird to frame
cursive gazelle
Honestly I’m more worried about structural integrity
void kelp
thats what im saying bruh, framing is what does that
void kelp
Goodnight fellow SDALGERS
lone tusk
void kelp
lol my railcar left in metro exodus half life style
round dune
lone tusk
neon vale
