💬┃en_offtop

[gray jetty]

And there like hey I bought 15 90 pound bags of mulch

Please put them in my truck

And it’s like bruh

[wheat rune]

I am literally Strelok from STALKEER.

[void kelp]

I wasn's allowed to lift over 30 pounds

[gray jetty]

In my entire time there I only got tipped twice

For doing that

[lone tusk]

Do the sylky workout

[cursive gazelle]

If anyone ever goes "oh but [insert store] isn't too bad with employees" close your mind

Not much coming out of their mouth but noise

[gray jetty]

I have to work in a machine shop strong body required

[lone tusk]

[gray jetty]

Some of the people I worked with were just such stuck up bitches bro

Like I’m talking to this this other mate

Putting crap on the shelf and this dude comes and yells at me and does it all the fricken time

I’m like dude

Can you actually fuck off bro

[void kelp]

Yeh everyone at walmart was self centered and miserable. It ruined me lol

[gray jetty]

Your like 60

Go do something productive instead of harassing me

[lone tusk]

[gray jetty]

Mate would do it every day though

It was like a crime to talk to your co workers it felt like

Idk they just hated me in particular it seemed tbh

[void kelp]

Did the managers stay on your ass and if they caught you not working for a second, youd be chewed out?

[gray jetty]

Oh yah

[void kelp]

I hate that work mentality lol

[gray jetty]

I mean I could do all the work I was meant to do in like an hour

So we had this help desk

And I’d taken to standing there

Since it has a padded surface to stand on vs tile

But no they didn’t like that either

Like if a customer wants something I’m going to come to this desk anyway

[gray jetty]

So what harm does it do to stand there and wait for them to ask me for help

[void kelp]

After my new manager started treating me like crap and harassing me, im like "yeh I just got mybachelor's degree, im out"

[gray jetty]

I left to go to college

[void kelp]

He wouldn't leave me alone my last 2 weeks LOL

[gray jetty]

Then I realized college made me wanna blow my brains out since I felt like I was just wasting away

And now I work for my beloved

[pearl wraith]

what the heck

WHAT THE HECK

[gray jetty]

My beloved applied materials

[void kelp]

I have a math degree

[pearl wraith]

IT JUST GOT WORSE THE MORE I READ IT

[gray jetty]

I’m gonna try and go back and become an electrical engineer

Then I will be qualified to travel into places few men will ever be allowed inside by the company

[void kelp]

basedddd

[gray jetty]

I’ll be able to potentially work in rnd

And build the next generation of ion implanters

[void kelp]

My one coworker assaulted me and he got fired.

[lone tusk]

You can do it bro

[gray jetty]

I’ll also probably get to go inside the one place I want to go more than anywhere else on this planet

I want to get inside a fab

A real fab

One of the most closely guarded places on this planet

[lone tusk]

Man i need a plan like this

[gray jetty]

Most of these companies would probably just kill you if you managed to break in

Since they are basically the government

Tsmc is the Taiwanese government

[lone tusk]

Bc i really hate my university, the teachers are always putting us down, the displines are boring af

[gray jetty]

But it’s just fascinating cus

There are few photos let alone videos of actual fabs

Of well what’s inside them

Can find plenty of pictures of the builds just warehouses

Really really really big warehouses

[lone tusk]

You know i went for the substitutive exam bc one ässhole give a zero on my essay even if everything was right i claim to they make a re-avaliation they do but only after i done the substitutive exam

[gray jetty]

For me at least

When I found this job I knew

[feral fable]

I should shove rusted metal down your throat

[lone tusk]

I was already approved but they make me do all of this just bc a mf do zero fvck for his job

[gray jetty]

My life was made for semi conductors

[void kelp]

I want something down mine but not metal

[feral fable]

shut up

[void kelp]

Sorry

[lone tusk]

[cinder crag]

bro what

[feral fable]

I hate your pfp too

change it RNN!!!!!!

[gray jetty]

Blah blah blah I’m toxic and edgy

[feral fable]

MAKE IT AN OGRE FROM WARHAMMER RNNN

[gray jetty]

Stop talking!

[feral fable]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Xj30Wm0YDQ

[cinder crag]

helloc hat

[feral fable]

MY beloved........

[feral fable]

and?

[lone tusk]

[gray jetty]

My beloved is napalm

It’s fire burns eternal

[lone tusk]

Html is really fun

Is unique and so simple

Like C but this time it works

[gray jetty]

So there are a lot of test wafers

Some of them are really old

And honestly I often wonder

Maybe somewhere

[feral fable]

thermite is better tbh

[lone tusk]

[gray jetty]

One of them contains a sample of napalm

[void kelp]

Aight

[gray jetty]

If it existed

It would change everything

[gray jetty]

A raw napalm wafer would be the greatest find in all of 3dfx history

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/escape-gif-5626762

[cinder crag]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153801114091521/1075968197066510387/image0-189-1.gif

[gray jetty]

Though what I truly desire is locked deep inside the great nvidia vaults

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153801114091521/1076644851040399400/neco-neco-arc.gif

[lone tusk]

[gray jetty]

I want the blue prints

[cinder crag]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/929807268994744340/998316395613929482/1F6CC129-8FE3-43EA-B86E-E96280C0B0D4.gif

[gray jetty]

To the implant

[lone tusk]

I want to work on google, or maybe in the anonymous, the one who pays better

[gray jetty]

If I had the blue prints to the implant design I could make new napalm chips

Because I’ve seen the tools likely used by tsmc to make napalm

I know I could mint new napalm chips

[lone tusk]

If you put a "u" there is usmc and then is another napalm

[gray jetty]

But silicon architecture blue prints are some of the most closely guarded secrets there is

If they even still exist

They would only exist as a written print probably

But the true prize

Would be the blue prints to rampage

[gray jetty]

3dfx died before the project was finished

And thus only a few examples are known to exist

The project though….

It must be finished…..

The greatest achievement of the age was killed in cold blood before it was ready

[lone tusk]

Call me i can do really bad scripts, like make everything run at 15 fps due my bad optimization 👍

[gray jetty]

I mean the rampage proto types that exist

Can barely even display an image lol

[lone tusk]

💀

[gray jetty]

They run quake 2 at 3 fps

The silicon was just too raw

[lone tusk]

💀💀

[gray jetty]

It wasn’t ready yet

But if napalm was 6 months early instead of 6 months late

Rampage might have made it

The technology they were trying to build was more complex than the tech of the year 2000 could deliver

[pearl wraith]

I too love napalm

just of a different variety

[gray jetty]

Man once you have held it in your hands

Your never the same again

[lone tusk]

[gray jetty]

Man was never meant to wield 4 napalm chips

But I had to

[lone tusk]

I wish they let me programming cubesat satellites again, unfortunately my lab found to put then im the sky goes out

I hate arduino, but see you script working on the satellite frame is awesome

I wish i could put one of them in the sky

[gray jetty]

If I ever get to hold a real voodoo 5 6000 in my hands

I’ll die fulfilled

Or something idk

[lone tusk]

[teal oracle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/735819155608961044/1076306977925369927/Defiler_Crab_1_v2.mp4

[gray jetty]

what alien creature is this

[teal oracle]

cat 1/2

[gray jetty]

its like a weird kangaroo

honestly now that im sitting here

i wish i was still working

why do they have to force me to go home after 14 hours

so annoying

let me work until my body breaks if i could work 16 hours 3 days in a row

imagine how much more work i could get done

thats at least one more tool per day i could complete

[lone tusk]

@coarse rapids you better train hard for our duel https://youtu.be/acS3g9ieQ0M

[lone tusk]

LoL

[teal oracle]

Driving too fast and im driving too far

how i dident die/sustain injuries is beyond me

a CRISP minor damage tho

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/rule3-rule3no-vtubers-goku-goku-ssjb-super-saiyan-blue-gif-22463839

[teal oracle]

Now i have to walk home :(

[void kelp]

https://gfycat.com/viciousprestigioushornet

[teal oracle]

Life is cruel

[lone tusk]

sam hyde brother is cruel

[teal oracle]

Welp

[lone tusk]

what's going on

I'm making my moddb template, what is the better 16:10 resolution for a wallpaper?

[void kelp]

what did i miss

also just realized i miss this whoops, have a buddy in town for the weekend, be down sometime next week

[lone tusk]

Were talking about the banned dude

[void kelp]

who is it again

i think I asked but just was told the canadian

oh wait i remember now just cant remember their username

that was stupid

https://youtu.be/1zuJiXkBIdM This has to be one of the hardest songs I've ever heard to be honest.

Happens to everyone after 3 minutes and 38 seconds in #💬┃en_offtop

Ever rising army

I need to relearn photoshop

[lone tusk]

https://youtu.be/vQc49LP_uto

[old stone]

https://youtu.be/dw0Q7lCsZA8

[lone tusk]

That game is still good?

[old stone]

I have not played it. According to the African warlord, it is one of the only games he plays and he plays Runescape while playing it.

[lone tusk]

[old stone]

He also advises to avoid the European server due to the issue of The Balkans.

[lone tusk]

Issue with the balkans?

[old stone]

About halfway through, he explains how they type obscenities at each other all the time and showed a clip of a six way fist fight with the flags of the Balkans region at the bottom.

[lone tusk]

[void kelp]

Doesn't give me that existential vibe the hl soundtrack gives me.

[lone tusk]

The weakest ace combat soundtrack >>>>>>> the entire hl soundtrack

[old stone]

Also, he mentions how you can customize almost anything about the tanks' appearances and he shows how he decorated them with Girls und Panzer characters.

[void kelp]

You should consider not existing

[lone tusk]

Get real

[old stone]

Oh and here's a screenshot from his review of some outerspace mining game he recently released.

[void kelp]

No soundtrack will ever top Kelly Bailey's work for me.

[lone tusk]

Whathell

[lone tusk]

https://youtu.be/dZBoiW460nU
Deal with

[old stone]

The context is that he compliments the game company for keeping up with updates as they said they would. He mentions this cause a bunch of other companies, despite being big names, do not. He references Activision-Blizzard not doing that for its big brand releases and sarcastically mentions they reallocated resources to catching the milk thief.

[lone tusk]

Everytime that i think that the Activision blizzard couldn't be the worst company someone surprise me with another atrocity from there

[void kelp]

You're just plain wrong.

[lone tusk]

Dori dori dori

NYAH

[void kelp]

fuсking dies

There will never be any ace combat 4 song that could top this. https://youtu.be/fmNzaPkIAg4 There is actually no song that is atmospherically better.

[lone tusk]

"Stop"

LoL

https://youtu.be/mjY6awCr2_c

Accept your defeat

[cinder crag]

hello chat

[void kelp]

Accept your defeat.

[lone tusk]

Ace combat >>>>> every other game ost

[cinder crag]

who are we molesting today

[void kelp]

Ace combat 4 ost is actually kind of shit ngl

[lone tusk]

[void kelp]

Doesn't touch anywhere near the marks of Half-Life

[lone tusk]

Half life soundtrack is boring af

[cinder crag]

blow your head off

[lone tusk]

I never really noticed that hl have a soundtrack

[cinder crag]

half life 2 episode one soundtrack goes so hard

[void kelp]

You're boring asf.

[lone tusk]

https://youtu.be/BRosMyUkQ3g
Deal with kids

[void kelp]

https://youtu.be/I_x1vqLA2Qw

[lone tusk]

🤢

https://youtu.be/xBKYNJpNye8

[void kelp]

You have the most actually sh*t taste to dislike hl soundtrack.

[lone tusk]

Chad combat soundtrack 😎

[void kelp]

[lone tusk]

🛩️

[void kelp]

>

[lone tusk]

✈️>

[void kelp]

>

[lone tusk]

https://youtu.be/80XAJKqRU9k
Cof cof

[runic glacier]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93y2qWZzdbQ

[lone tusk]

@void kelp we need to mock this dude

[void kelp]

dead rising ost lmao. Out of any?

[void kelp]

https://youtu.be/55CyNweAIlg

[runic glacier]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTPPtAgIYfI

[lone tusk]

https://youtu.be/YhdNjzX4waA

[void kelp]

kelly bailey does rip

also trent reznor's quake 1 ost also rips

[lone tusk]

🤢

[void kelp]

https://youtu.be/a51CkkWec1Q

[lone tusk]

Me when i hearing a non ace combat ost

[runic glacier]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvAS2DsEDuQ

[void kelp]

Ngl even stalker ost which is only ambient tracks pretty much solos ace combat ost

stalkers ambient is also very good

[void kelp]

Yes

[lone tusk]

https://youtu.be/-kVdCaczLE8

[void kelp]

https://youtu.be/ztDUffbNtFA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5WdAUgVcmI&list=OLAK5uy_mtGKX5UsqLx6KtLIwkBoRmi2FiToguw4s&index=2

https://youtu.be/ameOqaZDrnA

[lone tusk]

https://youtu.be/1cZ4q9oCt9o

[void kelp]

damn you spamming the ace mang

https://youtu.be/DPqXT4dyfNY

Classic

[lone tusk]

Hey take a look

Monolith front

[void kelp]

https://youtu.be/jWXy13QvADc

[lone tusk]

https://youtu.be/Zg5guTIUhZM

[lone tusk]

https://youtu.be/R6hpReqjTrA

[void kelp]

https://youtu.be/v5wbud7vmEg >>>>>>

[lone tusk]

https://youtu.be/muaIrJtifDw

You cannot defeat me, surrender

[void kelp]

hl soundtracks are objectively better

[lone tusk]

🤢

[void kelp]

They literally master the points of adrenaline and atmosphere and balance it perfectly.

[lone tusk]

Hl soundtrack be like: i never noticed his existence

[void kelp]

Your dad be like

[lone tusk]

Prone animation, probably unused

[lone tusk]

Cope harder son

[lone tusk]

Also, coc 1.5 got a whole set of wounded animations

[vernal loom]

COC???????

Maybe I should go back to bed

[lone tusk]

Duty front

[void kelp]

Cope my dick

[lone tusk]

[void kelp]

evrion

[vernal loom]

https://on.soundcloud.com/HPcpcDo3RW7bcdSt7

[lone tusk]

Don't join the soundtracks war atheadax

[vernal loom]

But I love it

Anyways I’m going to sleep again, idc what time it is

[feral fable]

what's that image of like random shapes and shit and there's text saying pictured:
money laundering

[lone tusk]

Gn fren 👍

[lone tusk]

Floppa

I love big floppa memes

[void kelp]

Why author of this picture didn't apply his texture on headcrab?

*floppa's texture

[lone tusk]

https://youtu.be/GSd0ORSF6l0

[void kelp]

Literally every cat

[lone tusk]

[void kelp]

Sometimes

[lone tusk]

My cat once jumped on me while i was watching "trailer park of terror"
I almost died

[lone tusk]

[void kelp]

[lone tusk]

Hey i need a good 16:10 resolution for a wallpaper

Witch one is better?

Take a look frens

[void kelp]

Of course this

[lone tusk]

I gonna take other angles and post with the highest resolution on the fanarts section so you guys will be able to use it too 👍

[void kelp]

Stop if I'm not mistaken this is eevee render, yes? How did you do this with that type of render? Cuz I always tried that render and always was getting 💩

[lone tusk]

I dunno how i make it bro, it just work

[void kelp]

[lone tusk]

Try the update version of the pavel plugin 👍

[void kelp]

Ok

[lone tusk]

I will do a version without motion blur too

[carmine forge]

how did you even end up with motion blur in the first place?

[slender wagon]

Bruh why did i wake up so early

[carmine forge]

wow you had sleep

[slender wagon]

Good 7 hours

[carmine forge]

Ok ok no need to brag about it

[slender wagon]

Bragging about sleep?

[craggy crow]

https://tenor.com/view/cansado-gumball-el-increible-mundo-de-gumball-ojeroso-ojeras-gif-20589521

[carmine forge]

Oh hi Max👋

How is it?

[craggy crow]

hey Me 👋

still havent slept yet playing with the boys

you?

[carmine forge]

I have "slept" but only for like 2 hours

[void kelp]

Sleeping with the boys

[craggy crow]

i wish

[craggy crow]

eh better than nothin

[carmine forge]

Then I woke up in the middle of the night and couldn't fall asleep until the very morning

I also had a headache the whole time

but it's better now

[craggy crow]

daz good then

[void kelp]

[carmine forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/403265948506783747/1047422973176467456/HT60zdYIGarbkTzT.mp4

[void kelp]

How does one sit through this entire copypasta and say it out loud and not break character

[carmine forge]

I'm pretty sure it's AI generated

[void kelp]

How they do that scream then

[void kelp]

Can you stop assaulting my ears

[craggy crow]

wrong server 💀

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-w-gus-fring-gus-gustavo-deleted-gif-25440636

[craggy crow]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-laughing-joker-message-delete-gif-21081949

[carmine forge]

what are you trading btw?

[craggy crow]

Annoying my friend for cs go stuff

even tho i dont play anymore im just annoying him

[slender wagon]

https://hard-drive.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/hotline-miami.jpg

^ same energy

[void kelp]

Sex

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/hotline-miami-meme-gif-23680983

[candid cloud]

Here's your package, sir. ||There's a pipebomb.||

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/okbr-ironic-ironic-ifunny-ironic-okbr-ifunny-gif-caption-gif-21111520

[candid cloud]

Man...

[candid cloud]

У кінці автор каже що це і є крінж.

[carmine forge]

"Так я люблю крінж, питання?"©️

[slender wagon]

E N G R I S H ?
P R E A S E ?

[candid cloud]

"Знищив крінж, ні про що не шкодую." ©

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/smadging-speech-bubble-speech-bubble-smadging-gif-26061412

[slender wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/we-speak-english-stan-marsh-south-park-pandemic-s12e10-gif-22776143

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/stomp-elephants-animal-zoo-pumpkin-gif-3563979

[void kelp]

Guys, is it bad to have known and remembered the exact time stamp of when astolfo was naked in apocrypha from when I first watched it over a year ago

[slender wagon]

[carmine forge]

Idk what you are talking about

[lusty onyx]

Hallo chat

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-dead-chat-gif-12787744

[slender wagon]

What the hell is Apocrypha

[slender wagon]

Hey dude

[void kelp]

Anime astolfo from.(Simplifed(anime that contains funny pink femboy))

[slender wagon]

Get outta my face with that anime trash boy

[void kelp]

Episode 19 5:39

I ain't lie

Go check for yourself

[slender wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-trash-junk-piece-of-trash-gif-7699038

[slender wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/astartes-vibe-check-punch-warhammer-gif-16764913

Guy getting punched is anime fan

[void kelp]

Now how is this exactly a bad thing?

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/you-wouldnt-get-it-joker-smoking-gif-15952801

[slender wagon]

Posting anime on public discords without other user consent should be illegal

[lusty onyx]

The bad thing here being you managed to memorize the exact episode with the exact moment the character is naked

🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

[candid cloud]

AHAHAHAHA, L.

[slender wagon]

Bad thing is he watches anime

[void kelp]

Yes.

[lusty onyx]

Idk i watch anime too

[slender wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/shame-go-t-game-of-thrones-walk-of-shame-shameful-gif-4949558

[lusty onyx]

No shame.

[slender wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-gif-23199856

[lusty onyx]

My internet is so bad 99% of the gifs u guys sent cant even load

[carmine forge]

good

[slender wagon]

Its fine man

[lusty onyx]

[void kelp]

Yep. Episode 19 5:39 is astolfo penis

[lusty onyx]

[slender wagon]

This chat needs purging

[left atlas]

Grew up having internet that barely worked all my life

[slender wagon]

Millenial?

[feral fable]

why king crimson look like that

[slender wagon]

en_offtop Clan in Stalker 2 multiplayer when

[left atlas]

Yeah years of the internet screaming at me in my room

[slender wagon]

Hello brother

[void kelp]

Neco faction

[slender wagon]

Whats Neco

[feral fable]

chaos undivided better

[slender wagon]

That was just a gif to demonstrate what happens to anime fans

[feral fable]

idc undivided better

[slender wagon]

No

[void kelp]

One of these

[feral fable]

it is

[slender wagon]

Bro thats disgusting, not gonna lie

[left atlas]

Brother

[void kelp]

What did the cat do to you besides unspeakable crimes against humanity in 2007?

[slender wagon]

Thats not a cat, that's a tasteless cartoon

[left atlas]

That cat probably started monolith

[void kelp]

Yes

[slender wagon]

If cats could speak, they would probably say 'anime is trash my dude 😾 '

[void kelp]

You sound like an artificial intelligence rn

[slender wagon]

Pleased to meet you, I am dr. Samuel Hayden

[carmine forge]

That's because he is objectively correct

[slender wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/doom-samuel-hayden-doom2016-gif-19831511

https://tenor.com/view/doom-anime-ait-die-anit-die-die-gif-22381859

[feral fable]

and so is your life

[slender wagon]

You wish

[feral fable]

(it ends tomorrow)

my nuts itch tbh

[feral fable]

chaos undivided is the best TBH

[slender wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/doom-eternal-samuel-hayden-gif-25340702

[candid cloud]

Because they are staring at you.

[feral fable]

https://tenor.com/view/diavolo-jojo-laptop-break-keyboard-gif-19884226

[slender wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-cringe-bruhfunnyman-gif-18559870

[void kelp]

I mean by the way he is typing and always linking it back to the same thing

[slender wagon]

Anime is what I see in the chat, anime is what im commenting on my man

[feral fable]

you idiots don't know what chaos undivided is do you

[carmine forge]

divide unchaosed when?

[feral fable]

also ogres are the best

[slender wagon]

We all know what the followers of Chaos is in WH nerd

[feral fable]

chaos undivided is BETTER THNA CHAOS

got it BOY?!?!?!

[candid cloud]

Free speech with swears when?

[slender wagon]

They are literally a faction that follows Chaos Gods, you gonna lecture ME about WH?

[feral fable]

also

ogres would kill a space marine

[slender wagon]

They would if they were not dumb as a rock

[feral fable]

if they know what money is

and can create a god

they aren't that stupid

[slender wagon]

I actually have taste so I like 40K, I dont care about fantasy

[feral fable]

I see ogres not as stupid just as not caring for other shit

40k when it's just as aids as fantasy

I hate the damn wolf vikings

[slender wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/heresy-detected-gif-25567321

[feral fable]

you probably like the wolf vikings dumbass

[slender wagon]

I am Ultramarine and Imperial Fist fanboy

Space Wolves do b cool though do b cool

[feral fable]

shutup + god pox

[candid cloud]

^

[feral fable]

they suck

[slender wagon]

Not in lore

[feral fable]

actually ate em

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lZG3DPBiEU

[slender wagon]

Thank god there are 17 other major chapters for you to follow then

[feral fable]

salamanders best

[slender wagon]

technically 20 but we dont talk about the other 2

[feral fable]

we do not talk about the forgotten whatever

[slender wagon]

Salamanders pog champs, not gonna lie, got a video for you

https://youtu.be/9Ag8XHTbVPk

Enjoy if you will

@carmine forge a question

[feral fable]

I piss erected

[slender wagon]

you here?

[slender wagon]

[carmine forge]

?

[slender wagon]

How much did your testosterone levels changed now that we talk about WH and not anime?

[carmine forge]

changed to the better

before that i was dying of cringe

[slender wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-emperor-warhammer40000-warhammer40k-astartes-gif-14334202

[lusty onyx]

Is this made by the astartes guy?

[slender wagon]

The gif? nope

[lusty onyx]

Nah the model

[slender wagon]

I dont think so

[lusty onyx]

[slender wagon]

Warhammer has a huge community that makes shit constantly, hard to keep track

[urban coral]

Has to be, right? I mean, is the Retributor publicly available?

And yeah, that model is made by the Astartes duderino

Retributors are weird, but Emperor's Havoc is weirder

[urban coral]

Except the problem with worshipping all four of the Dark Gods is that you worship the concept of Chaos in general and that every Dark God has conflicting interests with each other. One who worships one God is more likely to be noticed by a Dark God and be gifted with their powers

[full grail]

Heresy to you stfu 😐

[full grail]

One day when I had another depression occurrence in school and when I was talking after lesson to the teaching assistant and my English Teacher, My English Teacher recommended me to look into Warhammer 40k (because I said I don't feel like part of anything and deserve to be)

[slender wagon]

WHO PINGED ME

[full grail]

nah ain't interesting

[full grail]

me bruv

[slender wagon]

Hello Crimson, Hello Sevka

[urban coral]

And thus, you decided to join Chaos

[full grail]

nah I ain't interesting by it

I want to be into the Tarkov community

Airsoft one mostly

[urban coral]

👐 Greet of the Aquila be like

[full grail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/607614860292784150/868520725907120168/eabd36450e1c68d9.gif

[slender wagon]

[full grail]

who's Aquilla

[urban coral]

Bruh

[slender wagon]

He does not like warhammer so he's forgiven, at least he does not watch anime

[full grail]

shame I got recommended it by my English Teacher
he's such a legend

Still a cool guy

[lusty onyx]

Imma post anime 40k inquisitor

[full grail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/607614860292784150/868520725907120168/eabd36450e1c68d9.gif

[slender wagon]

Any teacher recommending Warhammer is a champion

[full grail]

lmao

[urban coral]

This is an Aquila

[slender wagon]

Purge

[urban coral]

The Two-Headed Eagle

[full grail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153801114091521/1053909047801290762/7sx4qmcyr7y91.gif

[urban coral]

One constantly looking to the past, the other blind to the future

[full grail]

Sounds good actually

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/524246444560089099/876671807078404136/image0.gif

[slender wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/rub-rubbing-axe-swag-warband-gif-13249277

[full grail]

who's this

[urban coral]

https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Aquila?file=Aquila_RT_Era.jpg

[slender wagon]

thats an ancient Warband meme

[urban coral]

Ngl, I still make the mistake of calling the Imperialis "Aquila" at times

[slender wagon]

Need a WH game to play for sure today

but dunno what l0l

[urban coral]

Kill Team

[lusty onyx]

Dawn of war with mods

[urban coral]

Fr

[slender wagon]

https://youtu.be/0b321MTtBbw

Was thinking this, but meh turn based shit again

[full grail]

right this may be unrelated by can somebody teach me LUA so I can make mods for stalker : )

[urban coral]

Wish they'd make a new one with all Primaris boyz

[slender wagon]

udemmy.com

[full grail]

❤️

[full grail]

damn you

[slender wagon]

bruh you put a 6 on www

https://www.udemy.com/topic/lua/

[urban coral]

Is this like online TT?

Can you only play Blood Angels or also other Chapters?

[slender wagon]

You can play Blood angels and other divisions, they added Sororitas recently

[urban coral]

Dark Angels?

Does it have an army painter like DoW?

If not, it's literally trash

[slender wagon]

Not sure exactly, never played it

I know its based around Blood angels in campaign

[round dune]

UNIFICATION AAHASHHAAH

Also gm

[urban coral]

Nice

'Sup

[round dune]

My cat woke me up

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/we-do-a-little-trolling-dance-cat-gif-20547692

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/hotline-miami-gif-24844054

[full grail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153801114091521/1053909047801290762/7sx4qmcyr7y91.gif

[full grail]

no shit I pasted it

[slender wagon]

i didnt even write www you dumbass

[full grail]

BRO
I SAID I JUST PASTED IT

I WROTE NO WORLD WIDE WEB

I just pasted it

[slender wagon]

bro thats wrong af

https://www.udemy.com/topic/lua/

just click this

[full grail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1076654787006832794/1076665437653323827/RDT_20230217_224412.mp4

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/garfield-implodes-dry-garfield-implodes-garfield-dying-gif-22701602

[marsh hamlet]

💀

These are too short to go though

[full grail]

https://tenor.com/view/christmas-pfps-christmas-walter-white-discord-pfp-gif-24256112

[candid cloud]

https://youtu.be/T7UgsCUCyUE

[gray jetty]

https://youtu.be/Y_QNXVPVAY0

How did I know

[teal oracle]

Morning

[slender wagon]

Good morning brother

[candid cloud]

Morning.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/509049633494794273/1076812285856718868/16762049413261.webm

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/877751507175505970/1076751724846522419/trim.1980CE44-0441-4A0B-9882-ABE06C7DB6F9.mov
@high sail

[slender wagon]

https://twitter.com/SprawlFPS/status/1626997475163643905

SPRAWL (@SprawlFPS)

Introducing the Railgun.

Nothing like running off a wall and blowing someone's head clean off.

Welcome to SPRAWL

Wishlist on Steam: https://t.co/NBnmqoueuJ
Join our Discord: https://t.co/R1vGOuuvQB
#gamedev #madewithunreal #UE4 #fps #SPRAWL #screenshotsaturday

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[slender wagon]

He survives till the end, then astartes finds out he is infected by warp energies

[teal oracle]

[gray jetty]

Blowing someone’s head clean off eh?

Now your speaking my language

[slender wagon]

https://scontent.fskg1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/332072024_918866705916304_8552087718349659929_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=5i0Z3pwJqE8AX8oWezE&tn=ANpkluPO65imgiJ2&_nc_ht=scontent.fskg1-2.fna&oh=00_AfDtuKYn7V4v_qv3YeddovEn5zJFpqUWUPsSZ92tj6ecPg&oe=63F713CC

Chaos battle sister

[lusty onyx]

Cursed

[teal oracle]

truly

[lusty onyx]

And ofc if ur having heretical thoughts, imagine the smell and it will put u off right away

[teal oracle]

[slender wagon]

Nurgle does not like deodorants thats true

[urban coral]

Chaos wack in general

Imagine complaining about the Imperium treating you as "slaves", so you join Chaos to be an actual slave to Gods who don't even notice you

[lusty onyx]

Typical Chaos worshippers L

[urban coral]

Fr

At least go the Fallen route

They either worship one God, multiple Gods or none at all

[lusty onyx]

As bad as the Imperium is when compared to other settings (barring the ICoG from xeelee), they are objectively one of the more reasonable faction in 40k IMO

The other one is the Orks

[urban coral]

I think Votann may be the most normal?

I don't know their lore

Heck Eldar

[slender wagon]

Votann is in a weird place

They can deal with Imperium but they hate mechanicus

[urban coral]

Ngl, if there's a Space Marine 3, I want to fight Eldar

[slender wagon]

Same way Imperium is torn in 2 for Votann, some see them as abhumans like Ogryns and still can work with them

Others see them as Xenos

[urban coral]

Yeah

[urban coral]

Like, there are no reasonable Eldar Craftworlds

As far as I know, they all suck

[slender wagon]

Dont know why Eldar would pick a fight with Imperium, Eldar are a dying breed, only Drukhari would be dumb enough to do it

[urban coral]

Eldar usually act in defense

[regal heron]

oh boy another indie arena shooter with the same weapons and mechanics as every other indie arena shooter, i'm so excited

[urban coral]

Anything to prevent as much loss of their dying race's lives

[slender wagon]

ngl, would love to violate dark eldar dogs

[urban coral]

1 Eldar life for an entire planet of humans?

[slender wagon]

Drukhari is kill on sight

[urban coral]

Obviously

Drukhari hella wack

[slender wagon]

I believe eldar are split in 2

One of them are idiot fascists who think they are the hottest shit since sliced bread

and then the eldar that left to live on craftworlds and repopulate and travel at the ends of the galaxy

[urban coral]

All of them

Iyanden

[slender wagon]

Space marine 2 will have a secret faction as well

I believe it to be chaos, but you never know

[urban coral]

As far as I know, Iyanden is the only Eldar Craftworld that isn't utter trash

[slender wagon]

I kinda dislike all elves because they are arrogant trash

[urban coral]

Also the coolest gimmick

[slender wagon]

even in Skyrim the thalmor were fascist dogs

[urban coral]

I mean, Elves are trash in every setting

It's just a fact

[slender wagon]

Imagine being the most advanced race in the galaxy and you become almost annihilated because you like BDSM

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/elves-gif-24943874

[slender wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/elves-gif-24943874

[urban coral]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/7bV0mQXF5vAMhIp6lzBktwlBpEPBR3TWUNmIhCMkXZg/https/media.tenor.com/-b0TCoOVKXwAAAPo/elves.mp4

[urban coral]

And create the worst Dark God of them all

[slender wagon]

Elves got no chill I tell you

[urban coral]

Heck Eldar fr mane

I literally don't know one single good thing about them

[slender wagon]

Not to mention

How they betrayed Dwarves

typical elf scum, cut their ears and throw them to the warp, dogs

[lusty onyx]

Can't remember a setting where elves are good, idk maybe LotR?

[urban coral]

Dat B LOTR

[slender wagon]

Its on 40k aswell

[urban coral]

No, LOTR Elves are basically OP as heck and I hate it

[slender wagon]

Back when Votann was known as 'Squat' they were trading partners with the pointy ears, and when Ork legions attacked Squats the elves denied to help them

[urban coral]

Heck Eldar

[lusty onyx]

Imagine being all smug when it was ur race who created the 4th chaos god

[urban coral]

Like, they always just make things worse

[lusty onyx]

Like why? If ur on the brink on extinction you would want to cooperate with lesser species, but no

They literally call humans mon keigh ffs

[slender wagon]

Eldar too first world so they are dumb. Just like USA being first world country and their biggest issue is gender identity

[urban coral]

Well, they do, but more so in the way of manipulating others to fight their wars for them

[slender wagon]

If eldar were actually smart at current setting, they would team up and kill dark eldari and then repopulate

But noooooooooo

[lusty onyx]

Muh superiority

[slender wagon]

Thats why imperium of man > all cuz we do all the hard work

while eldari jack off to anime in their ships

[urban coral]

Higher-than-thou attitute

I mean, so do all other races, but Eldar go too far

[slender wagon]

Thats the price of being too advanced

you get bored and you become dumb and perverted

[lusty onyx]

Hell the necrons are better at being high and mighty

[urban coral]

Another thing I hate about Eldar is that their Craftworlds literally have zero personality

[slender wagon]

Necros are weird, they are advanced as hell but still rule under local goverments

[urban coral]

I mean, here's an example

[lusty onyx]

IIRC probably remnant from when their lifespan was so short

[urban coral]

Space Marines have Space Legionnaires, Space Mongolians, Space Vikings, Space Knights, etc.

Astra Militarum had cossacks, Scotsmen, Space Troopers, Russians, etc.

Hell, Orks got the sneaky bois and the lucky gitz

[lusty onyx]

Eldar craftworlders : different outfits and colors, thats all

[urban coral]

They all look different despite being the same race

The only thing different for Eldar is their color scheme

[slender wagon]

Eldari are a highly degraded race in current setting, they are great at war but lack numbers

[urban coral]

And I absolutely hate it

[slender wagon]

They also are very good psykkers

[lusty onyx]

I guess its the result of uplifting by the Old Ones?

[slender wagon]

They are very good at their specific roles

An eldari who is master of the paths for centuries is extremely dangerous

And they also utilize Avatars, titanic figures

They aint bad at war, just extremely underpopulated

[urban coral]

Bruh this has nothing to do with how they conduct war

Eldar are just wack in general

They're bland, boring and general ass hats

[slender wagon]

They dont conduct any important war lately at all they cant

[urban coral]

Yeah

Also, everyone's got their theme

Yet Eldar are like Egyptian weebs who also use ying yang symbols and stuff?

Like bruh? What?

[slender wagon]

I would not call them Weebs but I dig their drip visual wise

Egyptian influences are there obviously but it looks pretty good

[urban coral]

But they're literally inspired by weebs bruuuh

They're Egyptian Samurai wackos

Like, how even?

[slender wagon]

Bruh they are just elves lel

Thousand sons got an egyptian theme aswell

[urban coral]

Trash, yes

Exactly

So why do something when it's already done better?

And I mean

Come on

Shuriken guns?

[slender wagon]

Eldar low-key reminds me of like

90s robot games made in japan or some shit, I dont see the 'anime' influence though, I see the exagerration

[urban coral]

You mean T'au

[slender wagon]

Nah dude, Eldar armor is very agile/mech based

Armor wise they remind me of 90s mechanized human games and media, personality wise they are Tolkien elves

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/get-real-get-real-meme-stalker-stalker-game-energy-drink-gif-25080407

[urban coral]

T'au literally field tons of mechs

[slender wagon]

Advanced as hell, arrogant dicks

[urban coral]

Heck Eldar

[slender wagon]

Tau are just dumb space communists

Literally the mists of pandaria in WH40k

Dunno which I hate more, Tau dogs or Eldar dogs

John Lenon looking blue ass tau yikes

[lusty onyx]

Eldars if simply because they made slaanesh

Tau has cool pew pew railgun tho

[slender wagon]

Tau are armored core

https://tenor.com/view/armored-core-gif-23992520

[urban coral]

Eldar

Ngl, hope Space Marine 2 will have Genestealer Cults

The three enemies I'd love to face the most would be Eldar, T'au and Genestealer Cults

Their method of warfare seems like it would be neat in a game

[urban coral]

@short willow
How good is Hi-Fi Rush?

[ripe merlin]

Am I racist for reading that as Wi-Fi Rus

[hard orbit]

guys check this out

[stray ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/itve1-itve-hl2-half-life-in-the-end-gif-26248969

[hard orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/itve2-itve-hl2-half-life-in-the-end-gif-26248970

[stray ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/itve3-itve-hl2-half-life-in-the-end-gif-26248972

[teal oracle]

:(

[gray jetty]

Hello chat

[gray jetty]

[carmine forge]

why so sad?

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-of-cringe-cringe-gif-20747133

[lusty onyx]

Sup chat?

[lone tusk]

A friend of mine is playing acz on his phone, like wtf

[gray jetty]

Break is about to be over

What a shame

[carmine forge]

Well

[urban coral]

https://tenor.com/view/deus-ex-deus-ex-jc-shame-gif-26245854

[carmine forge]

It was nice while it lasted

[rough quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/sniff-cat-gato-gif-24361581

[lone tusk]

Dawn furrys

[lusty onyx]

[candid cloud]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/898452445489938462/1076694839506243584/trim.3BF6F404-77E4-4BD7-A9EA-26A4A3F61B3A.mov

[bronze oxide]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483862419966525441/1076747611341586442/They_Ate_Him.mp4
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483862419966525441/1076746890965688422/hump.mp4
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/871313000701788170/1076719203018625045/UnusedVoiceline.mp4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgGxSBWT-G0

[slender wagon]

@urban coral https://youtu.be/khpp5xGcg3Y

[urban coral]

Wat it B

[slender wagon]

big boy chaos god

tries to corrupt certain primarch

[urban coral]

Wouldn't be the first time

I believe it once happened to the Lion

Except the Lion is literally resistant against Chaos influence

[full grail]

One thing... I don't know why, it doesn't even matter how hard you try

[lone tusk]

Innnn the en it doesn't eve materrrrt ohhhhhh uohhh

One day i don't know why

It doesn't even matter how hard you try

[full grail]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-epico-meme-gif-24919283

[lone tusk]

Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time

[lone tusk]

All I know
Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away

[lone tusk]

[urban coral]

@slender wagon
Looked it up, I believe a Greater Daemon of Tzeentch tried to convert the Lion to Chaos, but hella failed to do so. Lion then impaled the Greater Daemon through it's heart and sneered "Did you see this coming?"

[slender wagon]

The video is not about that

[urban coral]

I know

[urban coral]

Just saying that it wouldn't be the first time

[slender wagon]

Hide your kids hide your wife because they corrupting everybody out here

[urban coral]

Anyways, back to the video

[slender wagon]

You dont need to come and confess we be looking for you

[lone tusk]

@urban coral joshua takes no furry sh!t

[rough quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/for-real-seriously-hide-your-kids-hide-your-wife-we-gon-find-you-gif-4390189

[urban coral]

Is this even allowed?

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/furry-murderer-furry-doom-slayer-doom-eternal-gif-25517260

[lone tusk]

[urban coral]

Wouldn't that fall under Rule 7?

I mean, if it's allowed, then I'm posting as well

[wise helm]

Oh well.

Somebody put a bounty on my head.

[urban coral]

Nice

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-rule2-gif-21572400

[wise helm]

Nothing new.

[slender wagon]

https://youtu.be/MVubdRyU3Mc

[atomic lynx]

I'm in danger. I'm watching Uncle Dane content and I wanna play Engineer

[slender wagon]

Goosebumps everytime I see it

[carmine forge]

Are you a furry?

[lone tusk]

Is just a meme no one really hate furrys(Kajshsueuejri)

[urban coral]

Guess your name's Knuddelmeizter Tina $$$ now

[atomic lynx]

I'm being brainwashed by Uncle Dane to think engie is a fun class

[wise helm]

I don't think so.

[urban coral]

Bail me out if I get warned

[atomic lynx]

And I can't stop it

[carmine forge]

Are you a weeb?

[slender wagon]

This is actually a mission on Postal: Brain damage. You go to a furry convention and start shooting the shit out of everyone

[wise helm]

Well. I'm close to say no rather than yes.

[carmine forge]

So basically yes

[urban coral]

The fact that you had to think about it means you're a weeb

[carmine forge]

In that case bounty is well deserved

[urban coral]

To be hella honest, it would be interesting to see a loyal Primarch return to the setting corrupted by Chaos

[lone tusk]

Nah i wouldn't considere this as hate speech

[urban coral]

Bail me out if I get punished by GSC

[lone tusk]

If it is whe would have to stop the dwarf elf hate post too

[urban coral]

NOOOOO

[lone tusk]

Dude have captured a pokemon

[urban coral]

Joker's got one as well

[lone tusk]

💀

https://youtube.com/shorts/cgXZCzainJA?feature=share
I still prefer this version

[coarse rapids]

ok Im back and playing something good

[urban coral]

Hmm

Pizza Tower, C&C3, Dead Cells and Clear Sky all at once?

Perhaps even C&C4 and DOOM 3

[lone tusk]

Ace combat

[coarse rapids]

Clear Sky

[lone tusk]

[coarse rapids]

my mate just finished SoC and started CS

answering some questions

[lone tusk]

👍

[urban coral]

Ez, which ones?

[lone tusk]

I was watching how to make rain on blender, but now i just give up too much work

[urban coral]

Please make C&C4 Renegade X

[lone tusk]

[urban coral]

'Sup Hue

You're still alive, I see

[coarse rapids]

ho just telling him the basics
that CS is made so that you get closer to enemies while fighting,that you should use DX10.1 bc using new systems means that youll consistently get 100+ fps
telling him about the mechanics and stuff

wanna let him find stuff for himself

[urban coral]

Aye

[valid plinth]

hey crimson

lmao just came back from a cinema

[urban coral]

Based, what movie?

[valid plinth]

watched winnie the pooh blood and honey

[urban coral]

Ayo nice

[valid plinth]

it was so bad 💀

[urban coral]

I mean, yeah

[valid plinth]

it was meant to be scary bit it was more funny than scary

[urban coral]

Kinda obvious

[valid plinth]

the entire theatre laughed at the end

[urban coral]

Sounds about right

[valid plinth]

like it obviously tried to be serious but it was just so badly made that it wasnt scary

[urban coral]

So, it was like Star Wars Episode VIII

An unintentional comedy

[valid plinth]

i still liked it though

like

its just fun to watch it with friends, watching it alone would be boring

[urban coral]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABRNKbSw-30

[valid plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/peppino-pizza-tower-peppino-spaghetti-screaming-gif-27552970

[carmine forge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/799339591843840041/1048648647790842047/John_Warhammer.gif

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153801114091521/1076644851040399400/neco-neco-arc.gif

THEY ARE IN MY HOUSE

SEND HELP

[urban coral]

QUICK USE THIS

[urban coral]

Literally

[teal oracle]

SAVE MEEEEEEE

[warm mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/helicopter-pcgaming-pcgames-evacuation-firewatch-gif-21035313

[urban coral]

DUDE JUST USE IT ALREADY

[teal oracle]

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[cinder crag]

t

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/on-my-way-slow-doggie-turtle-are-we-there-yet-gif-14746227

[urban coral]

Here, use this as well

[teal oracle]

oh thanks

[urban coral]

https://tenor.com/view/ocelot-metal-gear-laugh-gif-15938049

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/house-explodes-explosion-live-tv-gif-22560422

[lusty onyx]

What is this game btw?

[candid cloud]

Firewatch.

[lusty onyx]

Thanks

[supple basin]

i can't find this server constantly so i always think i got banned

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/can-we-ban-this-guy-gif-21304842

[whole fractal]

Hello

[vast girder]

Did anyone's steam update?

[void kelp]

yes

[vast girder]

Mines taking forever for no reason

Been doing this shit for 5 minutes

[candid cloud]

L.

[gray jetty]

Hello gamers

It’s lunch time

[coarse rapids]

heyo wassup

[gray jetty]

I’m driving the fork truck some bozo had the bright idea to throw a sharpie under the wheel

Made a massive fricken mess

[coarse rapids]

sheesh

you ok bro?

[cinder crag]

wait so like a sharpie exploded under yhe wheel?

[gray jetty]

Yah just made a mess

[cinder crag]

ngl that's pretty funny

[gray jetty]

Yes lol

Made a very loud crunch

[cinder crag]

what kind of sharpie was it lmao

[gray jetty]

One of those fine point ones

[cinder crag]

oh that's boring

i would've done the thick ones

[gray jetty]

I just looked behind me and it had left a massive puddle

[gray jetty]

Those won’t crush

It will just be ejected

[cinder crag]

sharpie missile

[gray jetty]

Let me tell you though when people do that when I’m driving

Scared the hell out out of you

It sounds like you either just killed someone

Or crashed into something expensive

[cinder crag]

true

loud sounds while operating machinery is terrifying