#💬┃en_offtop
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yeah bro he went ape shit
Absolutely livid
did he get banned when this started or did you torture him?
dude, i mistook lithuania for russian cuz i dont know and i got death threats and got bullied for a whole year by the whole server cuz of that, sir crimson remembers 
I would troll him/Make him suffer because people forget pain so quickly
its the same thing
He said in a mocking manner ''Its midnight here'' and I said 'same thing dude, jesus' and then he started going off. I still am confused about why he got angry, about the fact I called him american when I did not know he was canadian or the fact I said 'jesus' to the time difference lmao
xD
reminded me of the doctor asking monkeys to stop jumping on the bed
xD
Basically yeah lmao
man xD
Thats extreme lmao
Funniest thing is, you reacted to something he said and he completely misunderstood what you were referring to and he thought you were insulting him for where he came from
I told him to go fight a bear in canada since they got plenty of those
He is like this, we got a big fight on my server once bc i was mocking misery
Dude just go mad

Same oliver guy?
wait who are we talking about
Yep
The oliv3r guy
Not gonna lie he seemed ready to brawl
like he was asking for it lmao
idk who that is
Want me to take care of em?
He still on my server, but he is chill there
That server was wild 
tbh i was dumb back there, i was a burning fuse too i would get super offended and insult everyone 
CoCk fanclub
STOC is 
Tbh that was a sensitive topic and emission did an oopsie
This is the start of convo of drama
Theres only one person banned there 
what was?
Yeah
Confusiom between lithuanian and russian, yes?
And she got it coming, ngl
here i be insulting cuz nothing to do
it wasnt sensitive nor a hot topic at all
thats not sensitive bro
but in real life
Scroll up a bit
it is the place of opportunity
Not sensitive, just that the moment called for a little bit of tomfoolery 
thats like confusing america and canada, you're gonna get made fun of, but its not like an offensive topic
we used to talk about how africa doesnt have water, and how because im in africa i dont shower 
tell me this aint a hot topic 
I really like the guy but he need to be chill
Typical Yellow Zone
brother your pretty chill if you dont get offended
Thats is a HOT topic too obviously 
he probably had a bad day or something
what server is that?
And he attacked @void kelp, the must chilling guy on this server
Literally STOC
i'd have that info giver head chopped off and put a film of it on the internet
i used too, ask crimson

i deal with it better now
in the past i was just ooo my god, i just cringe everytime i look at my messages
lets test it
Anyways i love those
emotes
brother its the same
@slender wagon bro i read through the messages and you said good evening to him and that set him off.
he said it was midnight so that is indeed evening. bro is actually braindead 
i can't believe that lmao
Literally
i love this server
Imagine getting triggered over that 💀
same
nonstop brainlets 
no, i was annoying af
Top 20 moments of a lifetime this server, I hope i never get banned 
Same, although kinda eh on the owners 

i was a toxic harmful mouth guy
i remember i got triggered cuz someone said i got 2 moms 
u know who it is, the angry orange cat
and sucked at comedy but couldnt stop
I was a lurker 
Why you're no longer a mod? I find out your old messages
Want to know the official reason or the unofficial reason?
the hell did you do
Literally one hour ago 
Now i am a souless maniac who doesnt care who's life he ruins-Mom&Dad
Hum, no but i hope you get back to the mod position
By the dude
give us both unofficial and official
Crimson threw the best line in my arguement with oliver guy
Wait, you asked me about it but don't want to know? 🤨
Sir Crimson: Sektoras used the wrong pronounces and called midnight "evening" 
actually dead
Bc right now looks a forbidden story
Yeah, hope you get back
gtg take care of my sick uncle
Thanks 
he joined kane and gsc didnt love that 
cya
Officially, I posted Schrodinger and a police bear chasing a bear. That's what got me kicked off the team
At least, that's what I've heard 

Thats some c-con tier shit right here
allways happens 
Sean probably a slaneesh follower, jealous of loyalty swag
Fr fr
its ok dude we still love you even without being a mod
I gonna make some sandwiches who want some?

I'd like a sandvich instead
Who is sean btw
A nobody
The guy who argued with another guy
Hey listen man dont give me the whole story and then you give me some deus ex shit, who is Sean?
its a very long story
and would get us all banned
I mean, I believe either Vasim of Sylky were there when I said something. He went on a rant and said that all the rumors about him weren't true. He was just ranting and ranting to literally nobody and one of the Helpers kept trying to calm him down. It was pretty funny to watch 
Birb
Dirb
birb
She’s trying to hide from you all
Understandable
Bro i am intrigued beyond belief rn
ngl she should, if i catch that thing we having roasted birds tonight 
jk
Hello nozar
why?
Emission can probably DM you it, although I've always had trouble with Sean about literally nothing. Guy's just easily offended
he is, and protected too so we cant do shit 
Eh, might just be bad luck I guess
Emission you know what to do bruv, my dms more open than expecting a tall brunette with blue eyes rn 
Alright man, we'll be waiting 
When you're saying something like that, there's honestly only one response I can make as a Mod
...How old? 
My age is 29
I thought it was obvious since im so mature

The hell you mean 13? Bruh
Mfer ill give you my facebook and tell me my age

Knew you was a heretic looking a** 
If you dont like tall brunettes with blue eyes thats just your bad taste

I'm a Dark Angel. You're seriously calling me a heretic? Only now? 
You know
I’m tall, and I got brown hair and blue eyes
You got a point 

And I will eat you
Bruh you a man though
Hot
Exactly, so don’t expect anything out of me 
I never even mentioned you nerd

This is for future reference
Understandable, have a nice day 
slaneesh players 
I don't want to eat le Controller 
Kirbo based
Anyways, its time to leave.
Cya later bro
Thanks bro 
We need Stalker server slander part 2
You are welcome, bro.
i will make ity
Sleeping boy
What do you mean by server slander? Sorry english is not my native language 
what should i make you as
I can’t say what my part is in it because it’s slander
Pizza tower guy.
Slander is like saying something about someone's behavior and meaning it in a negative way. However, in the case of the meme template, it's both to mock people for being wack but also to call people based for doing a certain thing
It's basically a sort of status in a community
Go ahead 
Like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0oIhhAuGww
Warhammer 40K Slander (Primarch Edition)
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i made a slander video once
im gonna remake it
make it long af
Oh i get it, it would be great for this server 
gotta go guys shower and wash the dishes and shit whatever.....Good night : D
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Goodnight dude
G'night man, or evening 
Bruh
Can't you just find it back on the server?
GO BACK TO WHERE ITS PINNED
phew, im back 
i have to re add the music
Welcome back 
that rice backfired 
I can imagine 
FOUND IT
this?
ye
Bro that was great ahahahhaha, make a en_offtop saga slander 
I just searched kuro saying "Not enough long" and found it 
True
give me suggestions
Who wants in
Me
Me, of course.
Me
everyone in #💬┃en_offtop
Not you.
give me a description n ill git you up
But it’s up to you all to roast me
Oh nah, slander just has to happen naturally
I can't just write what I want written about myself 

I’m pretty self-aware but it doesn’t work like that
i already mentioned you truther
@urban coral looks like he flirts with 14 year old girls
@high sail can’t go 5 minutes without saying something about kissing someone
"WOAH 😳"
yeah that is what i hate
@carmine forge is probably some multidimensional entity with internet access
Everyone you mean.

I don’t care what waifuslayer says lmao
he disturbes my time and entertainment in this server 
Waifu is the messiah and all of you unbelievers crucified him 
I tagged you in my thanks speech bro 
@teal oracle take notes on what I’m saying about everyone
Warhammer 40K Slander (Space Marine Edition)
Sly Marbo is the best Primarch and you can't convince me otherwise
alright
Take notes folks!
"Taking notes" impending
Taking notes, unfortunately ate the notes.
missed it BC the WiFi in the mountains is so poor I need to spend 15 minutes in the peak of the mountain to get my mail
It can't just be the opinion of one person, either
It's just what everyone thinks about the situation
And we all agree Wolf sucks
Damn dude, no worries
went hiking or some thing?

Come on boys, roast me
If waifu was banned, the place would be better.
Atheadax when she confirms that she is a woman, not a man/trans.
Helping out with the local scout corps in some sanctuary an hour away
the kids made us boiled eggs wrapped in carrots and meat so can't complain too much
But am I a woman?
"Is Atheadax a man or a woman?"
Sounds good bro, when you go home?
Should be there tomorrow afternoon or sum,we going after morning church,not that far
Why you wanna 1v1 me bro?
On halfway.
Let me at em
Seeesh whats up with the attitude dude, I am just asking cuz im a good person, seeesh

||Stupid question ever asked.||
my blood boils in anticipating between the Sek V Vasim Gothic Armada 2 battle
AVERAGE STOC CHAT WHEN WOM*N SHOWS UP.
The battle of the century
@feral fable wants my balls
Broadcast to the entire world
I actually recently deleted my proof that Atheadax is a girl, so I guess she's lucky
Of the first time you've posted yourself 
Maybe
I could be posting pictures of someone else completely, maybe I could even be using AI to alter my appearance
Unfortunately for "atheadax", you said "she".
No sleep saturday, time to practice my fleet 

Yes, but that's because I know she's a she due to me being there when she first posted herself 
Alright Imma go now,if I go to the city I'll get back on but otherwise have a ice night see you tomorrow
^^
You never know on the internet
Atheadax another spy who in reality is a girl? Damn chat, time to make new server

Anyway, guys...
I've seen stream
I'm gonna post the atheadax photo.
Cya
Cya Vasim
See ya later.
Goodbye heretic 
Progress
True
Max disappeared.
I ate him
Funny isn't it?
Wait...
Literally canon
fr
He tasted weird tho so I just put his body in a ditch in the side of the road
Look, Max is back.
i need a max stereotype
I live within the walls of STOC server
How are you still alive
Here's the stereotype.
Max coming back to life after getting eaten and having his body thrown in a ditch in the side of the road
Man, can we kill the atheadax?
you can't kill cheese 
Ngl, other than that I know Max is chill, I don't know her well enough
what
What

Chill and cool person, that's what I can say.
Fr

Atheadax seems obsessed with eating humans 
I don't know anyone here except for my man Crimsizzle and Faker
This is Tremor’s alt account
Man, I'm leaving this place, but Atheadax will blow up with you.
Atheadax more like heretic than loyalist 
Fr ngl
I may be strange and unusual, but I’m here to provide all the love and support you need ❤️❤️
Today I'm gonna piss on the moon, if someone wants to piss on the moon as well, they must be based.
We all love you bro, chill out 
You're not Strange nor Unusual. You're probably just Unique tbh
Proof that I am based:
Welcome abroad 
HUh
Sir yes sir
Switzerland
seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh
ngl wanna visit switzerland for years, that green and mountains my god
I am the Mountains
But I dont wanna go bankrupt by buying a sandwich 
Heard there are no spiders. ngl sounds pretty based
Come and find out
mfers got no-spider mod installed

Ayo wtf spiders based
Playing on peacful mode
Meanwhile in the Netherlands, 2047:
Nurgle visited? 
More like Tiberium
predator blood
England after brexit

No Tiberium whatsoever
Broke as hell
Or idk maybe they have deposits
I don't know what I'm talking about
Played C&C3 a few times, pretty based
Need to continue though
Can confirm
@round dune based ULTRAKILL player
Sektoras ever played C&C3?
dude think he is going to brazil
Fr
nah bro never liked command and conq
was never big on RTS games
Damn bro, hella L ngl
Enjoy competitive C&C3 vid
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only comp RTS i ever watched was AOE2 
The fact this game got released in 2007 is kinda insane
2000-2010 was arguably golden age of gaming
Bricky actually made a video about C&C3
based
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protect the king arguably most fun RTS mode to watch in AoE2 
Oh i have watched that
Im a bricky fanboy 

Knew it 
Bricky might be the emperor in disguise ngl

It's heresy to think so, Brother
Zone Troopers based, ngl
Meanwhile, the Black Hand baseder
Two colonels DLC 

Yeah I'm not in the meme so mute for 3 days
can confirm
can also confirm
ngl that was pretty great, EMPEROR PROTECTS 
We shouls so c&c3 lan with hamachi or something sometime
Ah yes, Retributor
They better invent underwater PCs cuz I sure as hell aint dying before playing stalker 2 
blend him
when a furry join duty 
take a look guys
i'm still fixin it
i think i should put a white color for the fonts
i'm not sure if should keep the tittle like this
if anyone need a css for your moddb page dm me
It tires the eyes like this bro, can you not make the center area darker highlighted background?

Or photoshop the image center to have a darket tone?
no
i'm still will make the template
this is the replecement
like the s2 release date 
Alright anyway I cant wait to try out your anomaly variant 
im in your home sektoras look at the window
dm
I scared him off 
Warhammer 40K Music always wins against invaders 
ive been playing overlord (mechanicus ost) for god knows how long
i did it all day when i was programing yesterday
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I bump this 
the omnissiah preserves me
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No more Strelok teasing, more Skif posting @vernal loom
12
no more bird :(
Guys I need permission to show something
sure hit me up
I found it on Facebook...
:(
HAHAHAHA
(sigh)
thats fcking funny
Okay, but why?
That's not so bad actually?
It's cringe
Exactly that's why I asked
I didn't want this to turn out like when I said "Fem Pyro"
who did i not mention in the newest slander
What is the new slander
check meme chat
mentioned you in it
Me


Guys, who would win.
20 karliks or 1 deathclaw?

Hm, pretty good
And I agree with that
i mean look at your pfp
Delete your Facebook presence
tOo LaTe
At this point, this picture becomes my main pfp
- DEATHCLAW.S OR 1 KARLIK.
I wanna know who's the original creator tho
I DONT KNOW'
Gimme your credentials
I am in your balls*
BALLS
I'll log in myself and delete that useless crap out of your system 😄
"Serious Penguin"
Skif posting
Give me your Balls too
Where at?
Tremor posting
So you have Skif as your bird right? What about Strelok, Scar and Alex?
You cannot be inside my balls
blushes and starts to moan
Athea you're a woman 
wot
Skif, Rosie, Suzy, and Paula
That’s what you think
Aha
o_o
I can
I can
Somebody throw a brick on me
🧱
🧱i think you drop this back in black mesa

🛡️
🛡️ 
its me gordon, barney from back mesa
I listen to retrowave of Perfect girl because it has no talking
"You lucky dog you!"
NOOOOOOO
Gordon and alyx were 100% fcking right
NO
nah they were cuddling
he can't get out of the suit it's too tight
DEGENERATE GENDERETERETATIVE!!!
so cuddles
yeah
how wholesome
"yyoouu lluucckkyy ddoogg yyoouu!!"
"Gordon and alyx were 100% fcking" 
I would love to be an advisor and suck people dry
I mean the suppresion field is deactivated 😏
D3 Doom marine its actually barney
DOOM 3 Marine based as heck
yeah after episode 1 he got teleported to doom 3
How can these guys run like hell and keep the camera angle on their faces?
Right can we have the vc's back?
I want to stream games man
Lost Mission Marine also based
let's hope barney didn't die in the train crash
Either vc or pl_offtop
He give up and buy a house on city 17 and are eating headcrab soup
BRING BACK PL_OFFTOP!!!
It never existed in the first place
lets just make a friend server by this point
LIAR
He in another outpost somewhere
No, you're the liar
Theres a bunch of deleted channels on this server 
real
Indeed
aight whos making it
I REMEMBER THE LAST DAY BEFORE IT DIED THERE WAS A PICTURE OF KORWIN MIKKE HOLDING A FEMBOY!
But it never existed
Skif?
Demon bird.......
whoever hasn't named a black lab "onyx" is mentally insane
He stretch
where is his arms
Looks like some anomaly gun
but where is his arms
maaan
should i play Project zomboid or go to bed
Second one
ohhhh maaaaan
Thought you meant buy it
where did that image even come from
Waw zombies is better 
Same... I don't know
aight bedtime can wait
WOW!
we gaming
its 01:01 as we speak gamers
He doesn't get any
why
Yo it is
Right here is 9pm 
did you cut his arms off you psycho??
And I'm already broken
Skif has very pretty wingies, but he won't let me take a picture of them
We got the same time
LARS LOVE ON MARS
His wings are blue, yellow, and white
norway
cold af
but where is his arms
HE LOVES BATTLES
OMNISSIAH BE PRAISED I WISH
Desert, cold in night, hot in day
Ьвдызфоцлцщуткдвдцтудцжыьювыюязлвдызджыбблят
Questor Mechanicus Gang
hva faen
England
It either rains or it's grey
I forgot the sun exists
Butt
AYO FREAKING CENSOR THAT
The only un-english thing about where I live is I haven't seen any knives yet 
Two butts
Doesn't look so bad
What gender is this
hOw dO tHeY rEpRoDuCe?
L
Omfg no not this scene
Why?
ASS
Butt
My honest reaction
shoot I left my sims running again
Am I looking at a bird prostate or the other p
UGGGGHGHGHGH THEY ARGUED AGAIN
Brought pz and barely played it again
get on coward
Can i have a time machine please
i only have a bajjillion mods
4
Same
ARE YOU SAYING I AM ONE?!
Oh god 
i am so tirederer
I dont know who you are
You just said so yourself 🤨
I mean furry or not
Been here since 2019 but my account got deleted
You can find my first message to check when i first texted
True chad
Same...
Especially with pl_offtop
meztinos... Lukey... Gajunas... Proamulus... All gone...
i miss kev
I've been on this server since the day I first fell into a whirligig
😢
Got him added

#pl_offtop is not and never has been a real thing
Me and Crimson are one of the few stalkers that are still alive
Rest I mentioned were lost to the zone
You literally made it up
although at this point there isnt really any point in being sad about it anymore
Ye
Alright forget about it
Dunno bro, STOC was hella cooler back in the day
Yeah...
They haven't understood the joke with turning out the whole server in 2022
and a huge amount of political arguements
my crying isnt gonna bring that back so im just gonna make do with current STOC
My crying is 
Yeah...
Politics ruined server
GSC did, yeah
What happened to Rock and McCulcin?
Forgot how to spell the name...
i wonder why there isnt a discord made as a refuge for those banned from here
basically en_offtop but as a server
actually nvm dont answer that
I never visited general...
Offtop is like a remote place of STOC
There is Rentgen
Rock, with his infinite wisdom in made-up lore, became Narrative Designer... So yeah, that's going to be a blast
McCulkin died or something, idk
Server that was made by guys who completed the first ARG
to complete it
Gmod?!??!!????
❓
Which is based 
You really don’t know about gmod args?
No

Instead imma listen to danger
He did?
Yes, he's no longer important enough 
i just found a minigun
Demoted? Fired?
PZ would have been much more cool if it was 3D based
Kys
kys
I mean, to my argument, no, it would've ripped out the simplicity of the graphics.
i like the simple graphics
its pleasing
The game's graphics might look simple, however the game-play is subpar.
ALSO WHY THE HELL IS LOST ALPHA SUCH A SLOW GAME OH MY GOD IT'LL TAKE ME A YEAR TO FINISH IT
Because LA kinda sucks, ngl
I saw a one-legged man at the bank today. He was checking his balance.
BRUH
For HOC?!
Yes

True.............
Well gamers
I’m done working
Pulled in that extra 2 hours to finish the tool I was working on
you were warned
on earth or before bed?
Before bed man sheeshhhhhh
I’d never kill my self for one reason
No one will look after my collection if I’m dead

They will either a deem it junk and toss it or b sell it all
who said you were gonna kys?
A fate worse than death smh
Everyone’s trying it these days I swear
My mate wants to die too as of recently

His girl left and he’s not quite the same
He will never tell me the details just how he is
But it’s a shame that I can’t do much for em
First time?
he should be fine in a while
a long while
I’m not good at helping mates through that deal
Uhhhj
Hehdhjjjjjjjjjkkkkkkkkkznzjsjznzzkzkzzl
Jhshshwiosjsiaozaaaaaaaaassdffc
Sojrebjrehtktppfiidïhhfox
I concur
Sex
I will retain my cleanliness so I may go to the Gates of Heaven and see God- and I shall be accepted into eternal happiness.
YO WHAT
WHY DO FICTIONAL MEN HAVE TO BE SO HOT GOT DAYUUUUUMMMMM
GIVE ME YOUR PHONE
MEN MEN I LOVE MEN
YOU ARE HORNY
Horny?
Thou shalt not commit adultery.
I WILL DRIVE MY TRUCK STRAIGHT TO YOUR HOUSE TO TAKE YOUR PHONE
DO IT YOU'RE OUR LAST HOPE
wait a minute I probably shouldn't do that if they're horny, huh
I NEED A CONTAINMENT SUIT
WHERE IS MY SEVA SUIT
Got there with a bucket full of water
Flee immorality. Every other sin that a man commits is outside the body, but the immoral man sins against his own body.
Now flee from youthful lusts and pursue righteousness, faith, love and peace, with those who call on the Lord from a pure heart.
BASED
GGRRRRRAAAAAAAHHHHHH I LOVE STRELOK I LOVE TREMOR MEN I LOVE MEN
weebs be like:
GRRRRRRRRR BARK BARK BARK BARK
derek we saw that
I removed it
YOU GET NO WOMEN
It disrupted the peace
I now know what I must do.
mormon 😔
Book of Mormon?
Yeah I love Jesus
I’d argue it’s radiation
it's astrophage
Only Jesus Christ can save me from this addiction
polygamy
I’m broken and beyond saving 
YOU CAN ONLY CHOOSE ONE YOU CAN ONLY CHOOSE ONE YOU CAN ONLY CHOOSE ONE
my family had a bible
Why a polygon when you can be 2d ?
one day it just kinda
fell apart
That’s what you think
the spine of it gave way
7 wives 
wanna know who's spine will never give way?

Jesus Christ's
old yeller
that book aint ever gonna break that way
too small
spoilers
Man i just lay down in the bed and i already sleeped for almost 2 hours
I got work to do
But I'm broken
Ohhhh the pain

I’ve been broken for a long time I am a flesh automaton animated by neural transmitters
LoL
Lemme redone I'm excessively tired
I've got a spine on me like carbon fiber
I need to take a 32 hour long nap
I can feel the pill propping up my mind
I'll just die right thne
Making me continue
Real
ive never had poutine sadly
buy a lego segt
i live so close to canada yet have never had it
that's always fun
I’ve not bought legos in nearly 10 years tbh
eat your boredom away
Eh
I just ate like one cracker
And now I don’t wanna eat anymore
The pills make me not desire to eat
My caps won’t be here till
Uh
Tuesday
Like I was gonna just go home at 6 but
I made the boss man mad so I thought I’d work till 8 to make up for it

I know how it fells, my boss keep telling me to redone the things that i already done

That shit just makes me miserable
Why I hated my old job
I worked it for 4 years and only after I got this one did I realize I how much I hated it
And how terrible it really was
I worked for the biggest dick head there is
Mate couldn’t even be bothered to hire land scapers when the town threatened to evict him from one of his many properties
He had us do it
Cut down all the trees
All the shrubs

Idk I was like 15 so I just kinda went with it
Does this image go hard?
ayo we talking about bad jobs?

Something like that
I worked at a hardware store
Honestly it kinda just made me hate human beings after a while

Yehhh retail made me miserable
accurate
its why i refuse to do retail
Im just waiting on my grad school apps to go through
This reminded my first job attempt in the university, man i nailed the programming test but i failed the essay. The thing is the whole thing was a scam.
Once you have been bullied by the customers because the copy machine doesn’t do what they want for the 20th time
It starts to drain all your happiness away
Why I hated picking up the phone
Who ever was gonna pick up almost never had anything nice to say
yeh when the customer "knows" more about your job 

Oh yes of course
Some dude wanted me to find him a battery for this naval clock or something I forget exactly
So I open it
To see what battery goes in
I worked in the online pickup department so i dealt with some morons and nasty people
I wonder why old world addon use this
The entire thing was corroded away
Like fully cooked
Mate leaves in a huff saying I broke it

Calls my manager
cook?
jesus lol
The people in the electric wheel chairs were the worsr
Honestly they were alright for the most part
brb
I gave the dude the battery and was like
Some guy wanted to fight me once LOL
If you put aluminum foil in there might fix it 
Nah the opposite that sounds like an electrical fire waiting to happen.
Reason: Bad word usage
People who bully retail employees are human trash
atheadax can keep strelok, I got the barkeep 😍
Dont mess around with sparky, she has a mean bite and a wild vengeance
I hated the people who would ask you to help them loud mulch
Go up a couple volts and one can go from a burn to paralyzed
I got bullied a lot by customers. more than most my coworkers. I'll assume because I look a lot younger and people wanna act tough




