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lusty onyx
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Bro got real mad

slender wagon
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yeah bro he went ape shit

urban coral
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Absolutely livid

old nymph
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did he get banned when this started or did you torture him?

bitter hearth
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dude, i mistook lithuania for russian cuz i dont know and i got death threats and got bullied for a whole year by the whole server cuz of that, sir crimson remembers smile_strelok

urban coral
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He got banned after a while

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Sylky tried to calm him down first

old nymph
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I would troll him/Make him suffer because people forget pain so quickly

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its the same thing

slender wagon
# old nymph did he get banned when this started or did you torture him?

He said in a mocking manner ''Its midnight here'' and I said 'same thing dude, jesus' and then he started going off. I still am confused about why he got angry, about the fact I called him american when I did not know he was canadian or the fact I said 'jesus' to the time difference lmao

old nymph
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reminded me of the doctor asking monkeys to stop jumping on the bed

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xD

urban coral
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Basically yeah lmao

old nymph
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man xD

urban coral
slender wagon
lone tusk
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He is like this, we got a big fight on my server once bc i was mocking misery

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Dude just go mad

bitter hearth
slender wagon
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Same oliver guy?

cinder crag
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wait who are we talking about

lone tusk
lone tusk
slender wagon
slender wagon
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like he was asking for it lmao

cinder crag
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idk who that is

old nymph
lone tusk
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He still on my server, but he is chill there

urban coral
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Ayo your server?

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Wat it B smile_degtyarev

lone tusk
bitter hearth
cinder crag
slender wagon
lusty onyx
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Tbh that was a sensitive topic and emission did an oopsie

slender wagon
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This is the start of convo of drama

lone tusk
lusty onyx
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Confusiom between lithuanian and russian, yes?

urban coral
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And she got it coming, ngl

old nymph
bitter hearth
cinder crag
old nymph
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but in real life

slender wagon
old nymph
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it is the place of opportunity

urban coral
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Not sensitive, just that the moment called for a little bit of tomfoolery smile_degtyarev

cinder crag
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thats like confusing america and canada, you're gonna get made fun of, but its not like an offensive topic

bitter hearth
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we used to talk about how africa doesnt have water, and how because im in africa i dont shower smile_strelok

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tell me this aint a hot topic smile_strelok

lone tusk
old nymph
lusty onyx
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Thats is a HOT topic too obviously Sure_I_am

slender wagon
bitter hearth
lone tusk
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And he attacked @void kelp, the must chilling guy on this server

urban coral
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Literally STOC

old nymph
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i'd have that info giver head chopped off and put a film of it on the internet

bitter hearth
urban coral
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Emission was kinda easily offended

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Still is, but way less smile_strelok

lusty onyx
bitter hearth
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i deal with it better now

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in the past i was just ooo my god, i just cringe everytime i look at my messages

lusty onyx
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Anyways i love those smile_strelok smile_scar smile_degtyarev emotes

cinder crag
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@slender wagon bro i read through the messages and you said good evening to him and that set him off.

he said it was midnight so that is indeed evening. bro is actually braindead gigalet

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i can't believe that lmao

urban coral
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Literally

cinder crag
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i love this server

lusty onyx
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Imagine getting triggered over that 💀

old nymph
cinder crag
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nonstop brainlets gigachad

bitter hearth
slender wagon
urban coral
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Same, although kinda eh on the owners smile_degtyarev

cinder crag
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hey sylky watch THIS

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(racial slur)

old nymph
bitter hearth
# urban coral Literally

i remember i got triggered cuz someone said i got 2 moms smile_strelok
u know who it is, the angry orange cat

old nymph
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and sucked at comedy but couldnt stop

lusty onyx
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I was a lurker smile_strelok

lone tusk
urban coral
cinder crag
lone tusk
old nymph
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Now i am a souless maniac who doesnt care who's life he ruins-Mom&Dad

lone tusk
slender wagon
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By the dude

bitter hearth
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give us both unofficial and official

slender wagon
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Crimson threw the best line in my arguement with oliver guy

urban coral
slender wagon
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Sir Crimson: Sektoras used the wrong pronounces and called midnight "evening" smile_degtyarev

actually dead

lone tusk
urban coral
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Not sure

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It's what happened

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Can't change reality

lone tusk
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Yeah, hope you get back

old nymph
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gtg take care of my sick uncle

urban coral
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Thanks Sure_I_am

bitter hearth
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he joined kane and gsc didnt love that smile_strelok

bitter hearth
urban coral
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Officially, I posted Schrodinger and a police bear chasing a bear. That's what got me kicked off the team

cinder crag
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what

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thats not even that bad

urban coral
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At least, that's what I've heard smile_degtyarev

lone tusk
slender wagon
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Thats some c-con tier shit right here

bitter hearth
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allways happens smile_strelok

slender wagon
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Sean probably a slaneesh follower, jealous of loyalty swag

urban coral
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Fr fr

slender wagon
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its ok dude we still love you even without being a mod

lone tusk
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I gonna make some sandwiches who want some?

lone tusk
urban coral
lone tusk
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Stop eating sand

slender wagon
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Who is sean btw

urban coral
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A nobody

lusty onyx
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The guy who argued with another guy

slender wagon
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Hey listen man dont give me the whole story and then you give me some deus ex shit, who is Sean?

bitter hearth
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and would get us all banned

urban coral
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I mean, I believe either Vasim of Sylky were there when I said something. He went on a rant and said that all the rumors about him weren't true. He was just ranting and ranting to literally nobody and one of the Helpers kept trying to calm him down. It was pretty funny to watch smile_degtyarev

vernal loom
lusty onyx
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Birb

urban coral
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Dirb

bitter hearth
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birb

vernal loom
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She’s trying to hide from you all

urban coral
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Understandable

slender wagon
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Bro i am intrigued beyond belief rn

bitter hearth
lusty onyx
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Hello nozar

bitter hearth
urban coral
bitter hearth
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he is, and protected too so we cant do shit smile_strelok

urban coral
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Eh, might just be bad luck I guess

slender wagon
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Emission you know what to do bruv, my dms more open than expecting a tall brunette with blue eyes rn omegakekw

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Alright man, we'll be waiting KEKW_ogryn

urban coral
slender wagon
urban coral
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Ah, so 13

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Good choice, ngl smile_scar

slender wagon
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The hell you mean 13? Bruh

urban coral
slender wagon
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Mfer ill give you my facebook and tell me my age omegakekw omegakekw

Knew you was a heretic looking a** kek

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If you dont like tall brunettes with blue eyes thats just your bad taste pogryn pogryn

urban coral
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I'm a Dark Angel. You're seriously calling me a heretic? Only now? smile_scar

vernal loom
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I’m tall, and I got brown hair and blue eyes

slender wagon
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You got a point omegakekw

urban coral
vernal loom
slender wagon
urban coral
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Hot

lusty onyx
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What, you don't want to get [REDACTED] by Tremor?

vernal loom
slender wagon
vernal loom
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This is for future reference

slender wagon
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Understandable, have a nice day kek

slender wagon
lusty onyx
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Eat all of this at the same time

urban coral
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I don't want to eat le Controller kuznetsov

urban coral
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Kirbo based

lusty onyx
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Anyways, its time to leave.

urban coral
urban coral
candid cloud
teal oracle
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OH MY GOD

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HE DEFLECTED IT

urban coral
vernal loom
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We need Stalker server slander part 2

candid cloud
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You are welcome, bro.

teal oracle
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i will make ity

urban coral
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True

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Hope I'm in it

vernal loom
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Sleeping boy

slender wagon
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What do you mean by server slander? Sorry english is not my native language omegakekw

teal oracle
urban coral
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Inb4 "Whole server wanting Crimson back as Moderator"

teal oracle
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no

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something else

vernal loom
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I can’t say what my part is in it because it’s slander

slender wagon
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Explain to me what it is smile_scar

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I dont know what slander means kek

candid cloud
urban coral
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Slander is like saying something about someone's behavior and meaning it in a negative way. However, in the case of the meme template, it's both to mock people for being wack but also to call people based for doing a certain thing

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It's basically a sort of status in a community

slender wagon
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WAIT

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NEW witchfire video is out, BRB omegakekw

urban coral
slender wagon
teal oracle
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i made a slander video once
im gonna remake it

craggy crow
slender wagon
old nymph
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gotta go guys shower and wash the dishes and shit whatever.....Good night : D

urban coral
slender wagon
teal oracle
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WAIT
I LOST THE ORIGINAL ONE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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FCK I HAVE TO REMAKE IT

urban coral
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Bruh

urban coral
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Can't you just find it back on the server?

vernal loom
bitter hearth
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phew, im back smile_strelok

teal oracle
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i have to re add the music

slender wagon
bitter hearth
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that rice backfired smile_strelok

slender wagon
teal oracle
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FOUND IT

teal oracle
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ye

slender wagon
candid cloud
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Average en_offtop day.

craggy crow
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I just searched kuro saying "Not enough long" and found it dkud

urban coral
teal oracle
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give me suggestions
Who wants in

urban coral
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Me

candid cloud
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Me, of course.

vernal loom
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Me

craggy crow
candid cloud
teal oracle
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give me a description n ill git you up

vernal loom
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But it’s up to you all to roast me

urban coral
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Oh nah, slander just has to happen naturally

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I can't just write what I want written about myself smile_degtyarev

craggy crow
vernal loom
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I’m pretty self-aware but it doesn’t work like that

teal oracle
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i already mentioned you truther

vernal loom
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@urban coral looks like he flirts with 14 year old girls

vernal loom
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@high sail can’t go 5 minutes without saying something about kissing someone

urban coral
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"WOAH 😳"

vernal loom
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@carmine forge is probably some multidimensional entity with internet access

candid cloud
bitter hearth
vernal loom
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I don’t care what waifuslayer says lmao

bitter hearth
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he disturbes my time and entertainment in this server Sure_I_am

slender wagon
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Waifu is the messiah and all of you unbelievers crucified him omegakekw

coarse rapids
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Yo sek leveled up

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Nice

regal heron
slender wagon
vernal loom
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@teal oracle take notes on what I’m saying about everyone

urban coral
teal oracle
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Take notes folks!

urban coral
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"Taking notes" impending

candid cloud
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Taking notes, unfortunately ate the notes.

coarse rapids
urban coral
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It can't just be the opinion of one person, either

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It's just what everyone thinks about the situation

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And we all agree Wolf sucks

slender wagon
urban coral
vernal loom
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Come on boys, roast me

candid cloud
candid cloud
coarse rapids
urban coral
slender wagon
candid cloud
coarse rapids
candid cloud
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On halfway.

coarse rapids
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Let me at em

slender wagon
candid cloud
coarse rapids
candid cloud
coarse rapids
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The battle of the century

vernal loom
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@feral fable wants my balls

coarse rapids
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Broadcast to the entire world

urban coral
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I actually recently deleted my proof that Atheadax is a girl, so I guess she's lucky

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Of the first time you've posted yourself smile_degtyarev

vernal loom
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Maybe

candid cloud
vernal loom
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I could be posting pictures of someone else completely, maybe I could even be using AI to alter my appearance

candid cloud
slender wagon
urban coral
coarse rapids
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Alright Imma go now,if I go to the city I'll get back on but otherwise have a ice night see you tomorrow

vernal loom
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You never know on the internet

slender wagon
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Atheadax another spy who in reality is a girl? Damn chat, time to make new server omegakekw omegakekw omegakekw

candid cloud
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Anyway, guys...

undone gate
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I've seen stream

candid cloud
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I'm gonna post the atheadax photo.

undone gate
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Cya Vasim

teal oracle
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Progress

undone gate
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STOC mfs can't see a woman because they don't exist

candid cloud
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Max disappeared.

vernal loom
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I ate him

candid cloud
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Funny isn't it?
Wait...

urban coral
undone gate
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fr

vernal loom
candid cloud
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Look, Max is back.

urban coral
teal oracle
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i need a max stereotype

craggy crow
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I live within the walls of STOC server

vernal loom
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How are you still alive

candid cloud
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Here's the stereotype.

vernal loom
candid cloud
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Man, can we kill the atheadax?

craggy crow
urban coral
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Ngl, other than that I know Max is chill, I don't know her well enough

vernal loom
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What

urban coral
candid cloud
urban coral
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Fr

craggy crow
slender wagon
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Atheadax seems obsessed with eating humans omegakekw

urban coral
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You know how it goes

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It starts with the Red Thirst

undone gate
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I don't know anyone here except for my man Crimsizzle and Faker

vernal loom
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This is Tremor’s alt account

candid cloud
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Man, I'm leaving this place, but Atheadax will blow up with you.

slender wagon
urban coral
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Fr ngl

vernal loom
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I may be strange and unusual, but I’m here to provide all the love and support you need ❤️❤️

candid cloud
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Today I'm gonna piss on the moon, if someone wants to piss on the moon as well, they must be based.

slender wagon
urban coral
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You're not Strange nor Unusual. You're probably just Unique tbh

candid cloud
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Welcome abroad Sure_I_am

slender wagon
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yo atheadax

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where u from dude?

undone gate
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HUh

vernal loom
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Sir yes sir

vernal loom
slender wagon
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seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh

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ngl wanna visit switzerland for years, that green and mountains my god

vernal loom
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I am the Mountains

slender wagon
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But I dont wanna go bankrupt by buying a sandwich omegakekw

undone gate
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Heard there are no spiders. ngl sounds pretty based

vernal loom
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Come and find out

slender wagon
urban coral
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Ayo wtf spiders based

undone gate
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Playing on peacful mode

slender wagon
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Game journalist mode omegakekw

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''I am here for the story'' difficulty pepelaugh

urban coral
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Meanwhile in the Netherlands, 2047:

slender wagon
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Nurgle visited? Nurgle

urban coral
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More like Tiberium

lone tusk
urban coral
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Frisia is Blue Zone as heck, though Sure_I_am

slender wagon
urban coral
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No Tiberium whatsoever

undone gate
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Broke as hell

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Or idk maybe they have deposits

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I don't know what I'm talking about

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Played C&C3 a few times, pretty based

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Need to continue though

stray ridge
vernal loom
slender wagon
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@round dune based ULTRAKILL player

urban coral
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Sektoras ever played C&C3?

lone tusk
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dude think he is going to brazil

urban coral
slender wagon
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was never big on RTS games

urban coral
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Damn bro, hella L ngl

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Enjoy competitive C&C3 vid

slender wagon
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only comp RTS i ever watched was AOE2 pepelaugh

urban coral
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The fact this game got released in 2007 is kinda insane

slender wagon
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2000-2010 was arguably golden age of gaming

urban coral
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Bricky actually made a video about C&C3

urban coral
slender wagon
slender wagon
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Im a bricky fanboy omegakekw

urban coral
candid cloud
slender wagon
urban coral
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It's heresy to think so, Brother

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Zone Troopers based, ngl

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Meanwhile, the Black Hand baseder

teal oracle
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It is done folks

slender wagon
undone gate
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One is based

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One is call of duty level

urban coral
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Ah dang, didn't get added

teal oracle
undone gate
teal oracle
pearl wraith
pearl wraith
slender wagon
bitter hearth
urban coral
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Ah yes, Retributor

slender wagon
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They better invent underwater PCs cuz I sure as hell aint dying before playing stalker 2 omegakekw

frosty fiber
runic glacier
lone tusk
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take a look guys

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i'm still fixin it

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i think i should put a white color for the fonts

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i'm not sure if should keep the tittle like this

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if anyone need a css for your moddb page dm me

slender wagon
slender wagon
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Or photoshop the image center to have a darket tone?

lone tusk
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no

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i'm still will make the template

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this is the replecement

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like the s2 release date smile_strelok

slender wagon
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Alright anyway I cant wait to try out your anomaly variant smile_scar

lone tusk
lone tusk
teal oracle
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hes in your wall

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i am scared

slender wagon
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I scared him off omegakekw

teal oracle
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good

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we win
he loses

slender wagon
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Warhammer 40K Music always wins against invaders kek

teal oracle
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ive been playing overlord (mechanicus ost) for god knows how long
i did it all day when i was programing yesterday

slender wagon
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I bump this GuardYES

teal oracle
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the omnissiah preserves me

tiny dew
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No more Strelok teasing, more Skif posting @vernal loom

teal oracle
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12

full grail
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Guys I need permission to show something

teal oracle
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sure hit me up

full grail
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I found it on Facebook...

teal oracle
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:(

full grail
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And it's a STALKER bandit

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Surrounded by...

full grail
teal oracle
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HAHAHAHA

full grail
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(sigh)

teal oracle
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thats fcking funny

urban coral
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Okay, but why?

full grail
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That's not so bad actually?

urban coral
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It's cringe

full grail
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Exactly that's why I asked

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I didn't want this to turn out like when I said "Fem Pyro"

teal oracle
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who did i not mention in the newest slander

full grail
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What is the new slander

teal oracle
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check meme chat
mentioned you in it

urban coral
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Me

teal oracle
urban coral
wheat rune
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Guys, who would win.
20 karliks or 1 deathclaw?

teal oracle
full grail
teal oracle
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i mean look at your pfp

full grail
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Aaah

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Bruh

tiny dew
full grail
wheat rune
full grail
wheat rune
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  1. DEATHCLAW.S OR 1 KARLIK.
full grail
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I wanna know who's the original creator tho

teal oracle
tiny dew
feral fable
teal oracle
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BALLS

tiny dew
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I'll log in myself and delete that useless crap out of your system 😄

full grail
runic glacier
full grail
tiny dew
vernal loom
runic glacier
full grail
vernal loom
vernal loom
full grail
vernal loom
vernal loom
full grail
full grail
feral fable
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I can

feral fable
runic glacier
lone tusk
full grail
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Somebody throw a brick on me

lone tusk
runic glacier
wheat rune
craggy crow
feral fable
peak field
lone tusk
full grail
teal oracle
feral fable
full grail
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I listen to retrowave of Perfect girl because it has no talking

feral fable
teal oracle
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Gordon and alyx were 100% fcking right

feral fable
teal oracle
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nah they were cuddling

feral fable
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he can't get out of the suit it's too tight

full grail
teal oracle
feral fable
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yeah

teal oracle
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how wholesome

full grail
lone tusk
feral fable
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I would love to be an advisor and suck people dry

full grail
teal oracle
feral fable
runic glacier
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D3 Doom marine its actually barney

urban coral
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DOOM 3 Marine based as heck

feral fable
teal oracle
feral fable
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that's why we never seen him again

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man I wonder what happened to barney tho

lone tusk
# teal oracle

How can these guys run like hell and keep the camera angle on their faces?

full grail
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Right can we have the vc's back?

full grail
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I want to stream games man

urban coral
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Lost Mission Marine also based

feral fable
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let's hope barney didn't die in the train crash

full grail
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Either vc or pl_offtop

lone tusk
full grail
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BRING BACK PL_OFFTOP!!!

urban coral
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It never existed in the first place

teal oracle
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lets just make a friend server by this point

full grail
runic glacier
urban coral
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No, you're the liar

lone tusk
feral fable
teal oracle
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aight whos making it

vernal loom
full grail
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I REMEMBER THE LAST DAY BEFORE IT DIED THERE WAS A PICTURE OF KORWIN MIKKE HOLDING A FEMBOY!

urban coral
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But it never existed

full grail
vernal loom
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Skif posting

feral fable
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whoever hasn't named a black lab "onyx" is mentally insane

full grail
vernal loom
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He stretch

feral fable
vernal loom
lone tusk
feral fable
full grail
teal oracle
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maaan

lone tusk
full grail
teal oracle
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should i play Project zomboid or go to bed

full grail
teal oracle
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ohhhh maaaaan

full grail
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Thought you meant buy it

feral fable
lone tusk
full grail
teal oracle
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aight bedtime can wait

teal oracle
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we gaming
its 01:01 as we speak gamers

vernal loom
feral fable
bitter hearth
lone tusk
feral fable
full grail
lone tusk
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And I'm already broken

bitter hearth
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Where you love lars?, if you dont mind me asking

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Live*

vernal loom
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Skif has very pretty wingies, but he won't let me take a picture of them

bitter hearth
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We got the same time

full grail
vernal loom
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His wings are blue, yellow, and white

teal oracle
feral fable
full grail
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HE LOVES BATTLES

teal oracle
bitter hearth
full grail
urban coral
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Questor Mechanicus Gang

teal oracle
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hva faen

full grail
pearl wraith
vernal loom
pearl wraith
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AYO FREAKING CENSOR THAT

full grail
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The only un-english thing about where I live is I haven't seen any knives yet smile_strelok

vernal loom
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Two butts

full grail
full grail
full grail
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L

vernal loom
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@pearl wraith when he sees feathers:

full grail
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Omfg no not this scene

lone tusk
teal oracle
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ASS

lone tusk
full grail
vernal loom
lone tusk
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My honest reaction

pearl wraith
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shoot I left my sims running again

full grail
teal oracle
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time to gamer zomboider

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kill me i am tired

pearl wraith
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UGGGGHGHGHGH THEY ARGUED AGAIN

full grail
teal oracle
#

get on coward

brave sonnet
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Can i have a time machine please

teal oracle
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i only have a bajjillion mods

vernal loom
brave sonnet
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I want the old version of this server

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Without tons of furry members in it

urban coral
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Same

full grail
lone tusk
teal oracle
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i am so tirederer

brave sonnet
urban coral
brave sonnet
#

I mean furry or not

full grail
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Been here since 2019 but my account got deleted

brave sonnet
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I'm on this server since 2020

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And it was much better

urban coral
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Yes

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I've been on this server since the day it went live smile_degtyarev

brave sonnet
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You can find my first message to check when i first texted

full grail
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Same...
Especially with pl_offtop
meztinos... Lukey... Gajunas... Proamulus... All gone...

neon vale
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i miss kev

pearl wraith
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I've been on this server since the day I first fell into a whirligig

full grail
pearl wraith
urban coral
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#pl_offtop is not and never has been a real thing

full grail
# brave sonnet 😢

Me and Crimson are one of the few stalkers that are still alive
Rest I mentioned were lost to the zone

urban coral
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You literally made it up

neon vale
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although at this point there isnt really any point in being sad about it anymore

full grail
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Ye

full grail
urban coral
full grail
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Yeah...

brave sonnet
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and a huge amount of political arguements

neon vale
urban coral
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My crying is smile_degtyarev

full grail
brave sonnet
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Politics ruined server

full grail
urban coral
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GSC did, yeah

full grail
void kelp
full grail
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Forgot how to spell the name...

neon vale
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i wonder why there isnt a discord made as a refuge for those banned from here
basically en_offtop but as a server

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actually nvm dont answer that

full grail
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I never visited general...

void kelp
full grail
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Offtop is like a remote place of STOC

void kelp
urban coral
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McCulkin died or something, idk

void kelp
brave sonnet
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Server that was made by guys who completed the first ARG

brave sonnet
void kelp
brave sonnet
urban coral
void kelp
brave sonnet
void kelp
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Damn :/

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Well im not gonna explain

brave sonnet
void kelp
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Instead imma listen to danger

tiny dew
urban coral
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Yes, he's no longer important enough smile_scar

teal oracle
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i just found a minigun

tiny dew
#

Demoted? Fired?

teal oracle
tiny dew
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PZ would have been much more cool if it was 3D based

wheat rune
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Kys

teal oracle
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kys

wheat rune
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I mean, to my argument, no, it would've ripped out the simplicity of the graphics.

teal oracle
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i like the simple graphics
its pleasing

wheat rune
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The game's graphics might look simple, however the game-play is subpar.

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ALSO WHY THE HELL IS LOST ALPHA SUCH A SLOW GAME OH MY GOD IT'LL TAKE ME A YEAR TO FINISH IT

neon vale
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i think pz is quite unique

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it often makes me think of dont starve

urban coral
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Because LA kinda sucks, ngl

old stone
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I saw a one-legged man at the bank today. He was checking his balance.

teal oracle
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BRUH

feral fable
pearl wraith
void kelp
urban coral
feral fable
void kelp
teal oracle
feral fable
gray jetty
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Well gamers

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I’m done working

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Pulled in that extra 2 hours to finish the tool I was working on

feral fable
feral fable
gray jetty
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Man

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What do I do with my last 2 hours

pearl wraith
gray jetty
pearl wraith
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hey man I've got friends going through it left and right

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must be a seasonal thing

gray jetty
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I’d never kill my self for one reason

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No one will look after my collection if I’m dead

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They will either a deem it junk and toss it or b sell it all

feral fable
gray jetty
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A fate worse than death smh

feral fable
gray jetty
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My mate wants to die too as of recently

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His girl left and he’s not quite the same

pearl wraith
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oooooo bad break

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that sucks

gray jetty
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He will never tell me the details just how he is

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But it’s a shame that I can’t do much for em

feral fable
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he should be fine in a while

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a long while

gray jetty
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I’m not good at helping mates through that deal

feral fable
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me neither

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but he should be fine

vernal loom
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Uhhhj

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Hehdhjjjjjjjjjkkkkkkkkkznzjsjznzzkzkzzl

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Jhshshwiosjsiaozaaaaaaaaassdffc

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Sojrebjrehtktppfiidïhhfox

pearl wraith
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I concur

vernal loom
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Sex

gray jetty
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Damn fr

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Hey guys there’s sex in off topic!

vernal loom
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I will retain my cleanliness so I may go to the Gates of Heaven and see God- and I shall be accepted into eternal happiness.

pearl wraith
vernal loom
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WHY DO FICTIONAL MEN HAVE TO BE SO HOT GOT DAYUUUUUMMMMM

gray jetty
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Eternal happiness would be so boring

pearl wraith
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GIVE ME YOUR PHONE

vernal loom
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MEN MEN I LOVE MEN

pearl wraith
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YOU ARE HORNY

gray jetty
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Horny?

vernal loom
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Thou shalt not commit adultery.

pearl wraith
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I WILL DRIVE MY TRUCK STRAIGHT TO YOUR HOUSE TO TAKE YOUR PHONE

lone tusk
pearl wraith
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wait a minute I probably shouldn't do that if they're horny, huh

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I NEED A CONTAINMENT SUIT

gray jetty
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Is this some kind of strange relationship

pearl wraith
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WHERE IS MY SEVA SUIT

lone tusk
vernal loom
gray jetty
#

Another point to Jack

vernal loom
pearl wraith
vernal loom
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GGRRRRRAAAAAAAHHHHHH I LOVE STRELOK I LOVE TREMOR MEN I LOVE MEN

neon vale
vernal loom
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GRRRRRRRRR BARK BARK BARK BARK

gray jetty
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What the hell is going on

pearl wraith
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derek we saw that

gray jetty
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I removed it

pearl wraith
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YOU GET NO WOMEN

lone tusk
old stone
gray jetty
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It disrupted the peace

vernal loom
#

I now know what I must do.

neon vale
pearl wraith
neon vale
old stone
vernal loom
gray jetty
pearl wraith
vernal loom
#

Only Jesus Christ can save me from this addiction

neon vale
gray jetty
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I’m broken and beyond saving DarjeerlingPTSD

pearl wraith
neon vale
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my family had a bible

lone tusk
neon vale
vernal loom
neon vale
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the spine of it gave way

neon vale
pearl wraith
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wanna know who's spine will never give way?

lone tusk
pearl wraith
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Jesus Christ's

neon vale
#

that book aint ever gonna break that way

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too small

pearl wraith
gray jetty
lone tusk
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Man i just lay down in the bed and i already sleeped for almost 2 hours

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I got work to do

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But I'm broken

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Ohhhh the pain

gray jetty
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I’ve been broken for a long time I am a flesh automaton animated by neural transmitters

lone tusk
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Lemme redone I'm excessively tired

pearl wraith
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I've got a spine on me like carbon fiber

lone tusk
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I need to take a 32 hour long nap

pearl wraith
#

all my strength comes from my legs and my back

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if my back goes I'm screwed

gray jetty
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I can feel the pill propping up my mind

old stone
pearl wraith
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I'll just die right thne

gray jetty
#

Making me continue

pearl wraith
vernal loom
#

Real

gray jetty
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I’m gonna be home soon

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What do I do with the time I have left

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I thinks

neon vale
pearl wraith
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buy a lego segt

neon vale
#

i live so close to canada yet have never had it

pearl wraith
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that's always fun

gray jetty
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I’ve not bought legos in nearly 10 years tbh

neon vale
gray jetty
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Eh

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I just ate like one cracker

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And now I don’t wanna eat anymore

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The pills make me not desire to eat

lone tusk
gray jetty
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My caps won’t be here till

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Uh

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Tuesday

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Like I was gonna just go home at 6 but

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I made the boss man mad so I thought I’d work till 8 to make up for it

lone tusk
gray jetty
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That shit just makes me miserable

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Why I hated my old job

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I worked it for 4 years and only after I got this one did I realize I how much I hated it

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And how terrible it really was

lone tusk
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That's bad feels_bad_stalk

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I like my job, but I'm deadly tired

gray jetty
#

I worked for the biggest dick head there is

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Mate couldn’t even be bothered to hire land scapers when the town threatened to evict him from one of his many properties

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He had us do it

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Cut down all the trees

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All the shrubs

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Idk I was like 15 so I just kinda went with it

wheat rune
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Does this image go hard?

void kelp
#

ayo we talking about bad jobs?

lone tusk
gray jetty
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Something like that

void kelp
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I worked at walmart for a year and a half

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:(

gray jetty
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I worked at a hardware store

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Honestly it kinda just made me hate human beings after a while

void kelp
#

Yehhh retail made me miserable

cursive gazelle
#

its why i refuse to do retail

void kelp
#

Im just waiting on my grad school apps to go through

lone tusk
gray jetty
#

Once you have been bullied by the customers because the copy machine doesn’t do what they want for the 20th time

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It starts to drain all your happiness away

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Why I hated picking up the phone

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Who ever was gonna pick up almost never had anything nice to say

void kelp
#

yeh when the customer "knows" more about your job feels_bad_stalk

gray jetty
#

Oh yes of course

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Some dude wanted me to find him a battery for this naval clock or something I forget exactly

#

So I open it

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To see what battery goes in

void kelp
#

I worked in the online pickup department so i dealt with some morons and nasty people

runic glacier
gray jetty
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The entire thing was corroded away

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Like fully cooked

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Mate leaves in a huff saying I broke it

void kelp
gray jetty
#

Calls my manager

void kelp
#

cook?

gray jetty
#

Acid

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Everywhere

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It was gone

void kelp
#

jesus lol

runic glacier
void kelp
#

The people in the electric wheel chairs were the worsr

gray jetty
#

Honestly they were alright for the most part

lone tusk
pearl wraith
gray jetty
#

I gave the dude the battery and was like

void kelp
#

Some guy wanted to fight me once LOL

gray jetty
#

If you put aluminum foil in there might fix it 5699zeroshrug1

cursive gazelle
simple sageBOT
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WrathfulBadger#9577 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

gray jetty
void kelp
pearl wraith
gray jetty
#

Wouldn’t bother me much if he blew him self up

cursive gazelle
#

Dont mess around with sparky, she has a mean bite and a wild vengeance

gray jetty
#

I hated the people who would ask you to help them loud mulch

cursive gazelle
#

Go up a couple volts and one can go from a burn to paralyzed

gray jetty
#

Like I’m not a large dude by any means

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I’m pretty tiny

void kelp