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Brazil
This reminds me that the cnpp tower in pripyat got physics you can literally stand there
I think i got a pic
No ?
Wasn't it literally shown in 'Entuhr da Thone" trailer?

The CEOs on Undercover Boss are so based
Giving $100,000 to struggling employees 
If I say “bark bark bark” it's not like “bark bark bark” it's like this
Crazy Old Man Barking Like a Dog, Dont worry bout putting a leash on your dog this old man needs to be locked up.
Hey 
I love that game

"This is what i thinking"
"Hey you"
"No way man"
"Oh my god"
"Somebody help me"
Average*** outbreak conversation 
guys what is the worst standalone stalker mod?
Theres too many
Dollchan
Agreed
I gonna make the neco arc mod
The bandits will say ruero ruero when die
Sid will say niahh when you buy
Strelok will be neco arc and he will say dori dori dori when walk
Here is the teaser https://youtu.be/ZNHe5fYc1Kc
Thanks, whats it about?
Dori dori dori
what
Why theres so many blood on the neco arc room door
Neco arc is mad. Poor Neko Ark Chaos
Thanks for the idea:
https://youtu.be/FeDl73SwxK4
Special thanks to the person who collected the phrases of Neko Ark:
https://youtu.be/Hcg6kGQH3VU
can i get a link for the dollchan and peoples soup mod @lone tusk @tiny dew
oh
it doesnt look that bad
only the games appearance and sound is changed
Reason: Bad word usage
the MEOW MEOW Bl y at is what sold me
Dude, your computer is in danger of getting an update
No is the spyder telling me that i didn't save my script again and lost everything again

thinking's political btw

me and the boys
honestly the jupiter underground scene is such a me and the boys moment
Still got the Original disc and DVD cover
wait what does режимных и особо режимных территориях even mean lmao
No more discs, no more manuals
What is the point of selling a box with piece of paper inside...
So you can reesell it for 100x more 10 years later
Oh. Hey. There are drugs on the cover.
uh that's how people got their games back in the day 
HE DID IT GUYS HE ADOPTED THE CAT YEAHHHH 
hello everyone, any thing intresting happened since i left?
Shadow Wizard Money Gang invasion
tf2 gaming
That disc has version 1.0 on it
No digital/steam there
barotrauma when?
soon
hopefully
Good morning
Silly cat
Gm
👍
I found the fy_iceage in the mappack that i downloaded 
Why play in mobile
🤨🤳
🤨
lol the other day i said good eve at this time and they're like "you're not from the US because it's the morning" idk no one I know says good morning at 1am unless you're like a fisherman
Oliv3r?
That dude was banned
idk was just dumb
you say good night before you go to bed at least everywhere I lived in the US which is everywhere
Back then he was already previously muted for politcsl stuff, after that skirmish he was finally banned
i dont remember what it was about
Nah, the dude is gone
And i need to sleep
See ya
https://youtu.be/lF_5x4KTnK0
Kino time before nap
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Песня без слов · Кино
Звезда по имени Солнце
℗ Kino
Released on: 2012-04-29
Composer: Viktor Coy
Lyricist: Viktor Coy
Music Publisher: WMA
Auto-generated by YouTube.
good nap
@high sail
Litteraly me
Hai:3
Hallo
Hai hai
i can't find this server constantly so i always think i got banned
Fascinating!
It exploded a very long time ago, 11,000 to 12,300 years ago.
And it's only a mere 800ish lightyears away.
Send full song
Friday Night from Yakuza 0. I like this song but it's too short so I extended it. Lyrics below. Please enjoy.
Lyrics:
I’m ready go tonight
There's a party, alright
We don’t need the reason for joy oh yeah
Tick down to midnight
Tonight’s gonna be bright
So the grooves make me move oh yeah
I’m feeling like,
I’m feeling just as fly
Can’t stop...
Hello lookwhoshere.mp4
Time to end the world...
Black Mesa Research Facility literally getting wrecked by multiple forces
the hell?
Such good memories
I wish i had higher fps in it, I miss being over dosed on morphine
Good morning all
Good morning Anomaly playa:3
Clear sky playas
I disabled it
British broadcasting corporation
BBC or BBL?
Understandable, have a nice day
Big meow
big shaq
Boof

Good morning Lars:333
Hai monika:3
Woah
Capybara Semen
Sorry that line burned forever into my head
(Agent 17 says this in one of the prep missions in GTAO)
If I'll always see capybara
I'll always say that, once again that thing burned into my brain
funny
for honor moment
ow2 
ow2 its a joke
yes same game as 1 and worse

Same game but with a 2

Hello again
(Haha put some Japanese and appealing to the eye females and watch those horny puberts give us money)
That's what makes me think of OW2
overwatch 2 = Porn the sequel
Honestly I accept Rockstar's greed but not Capitalising off Anime (Not sure how that is related but somewhat made me think of Anime)
Like it feels just spineless
tf2 better
I mean yeah but that's not the answer I excepted
YOU'RE KIDDING ME!
IT RELEASED ON MY BIRTHDAY?!
WHY BRO?!
tf2 is indeed better
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anyone knows the game jalopy?
no
no
damn
didnt ask 
Boys
bruh
hallo chat
hello
Hai hai

@gray jetty go try automation empire if you like factorio, its not exactly like factorio but i do recomend you check it out
GIVE EM STEEL
Full video is holdfast in a nutshell 11
Full video: https://youtu.be/BnUYpZT0-KU
NO FREDERICK
give em steel lads
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Mf app Xomview killed me.
I don't want to translate Worms Ultimate Mayhem anymore.
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Sup
Wanna see flash data?
Man I am so bored, dunno what to play 
🤨
Can you tell me the volume and size of tsmc Arizonas tool order

The thing is like
The facility can hold x number of tools
But not all of them are ion implanters
As compared to the rest of the process
Ion implanters are extremely fast
But I know it’s coming the whispers come down from upper management of massively ramping up production again and so I just wanna know how big the order is

💀
Cus I miss the days of the crunch
You worked down to the wire every day 
I’d walk in the door be handed a list
List would have 4 sometimes 5 tools on it all slated for Monday
You have 3 days to prepare them all
I’ll never forget that one Sunday though
Took all 3 of us plus another guy I grabbed the entire 12 hour day to get this tool crate able
Call me a masochist but even though the skin was peeling off my hands by the end I loved it
The greatest danger I’m in is one of 2 things
A I get crushed by a magnet
B I touch the live output of a magnet power supply
Both would kill me instantly
Yah perhaps
Also think my chief want to keep my contract for another year 💀
This time to make a flash projector
Though I’d probably need to go the other facility
They have a lead lined basement
For testing high energy tools
Because they emit massive amounts of radiation
Soon trademark
Rip
I was working on it and I looked at the parts list and I noticed the buyer
And I was very excited
Tsmc Arizona corp
I can't be on till tomorrow afternoon just came to have a brief check
Ight
https://store.playstation.com/product/EP4133-PPSA10695_00-ATOMICHEARTGAME0
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Dean Winchester 
It has to come soon
I know the order is at least 600 tools
My real question is how many of the [redacted] they will buy
Soldier Boy 
Join tf2 gaming
👎
Spy gaming
what
@teal oracle it's a game 
That should keep you on it for at least a month if you do 12 a week (nearly impossible)
Do not underestimate me 
We have gotten to 12 tools crate ready in 3 days
2 other guys
Colour me impressed wow
We here at 4th shift take pride in our work 
Sonic,Tails and Knuckles
The Manlet troupe is also the most efficient heh
We are great cus we can full stand up inside terminals

Taller people can not
What is bro doing
sex
20 hours? Based
Why knife?
bro someone turned the AR2 from Half life into a woman

She has the NFS colour scheme instead of the GT one
I DONT KNOW
Girls frontline or whatever the kark they call i t
like the uhh whats it called
Azur lane?
https://youtu.be/d3caUlZijGA
Kino time 
Provided to YouTube by National Digital Aggregator LLC
Невёселая песня · Кино
Легенда
℗ 2020 Наследники В. Цоя & Г. Гурьянова, Ю. Каспарян, И. Тихомиров, А. Титов
Released on: 2018-04-24
Auto-generated by YouTube.
Its heaven for those who are both gun-nerds and weebs at the same time
But music or girls cannot defend the constitution
Trolled
https://youtu.be/vEG0JHd5a_0
@coarse rapids hawx got a whole level in brazil, the mission is to stop a private army to invade the country 
Did you listen to Zakroy za mnoy dvye?

I dunno none of the songs name
kino sucks


Weak bait
just true

Whatever people have different tastes
Wrong 
Clear Sky player
That's why Barked one is half human half horse
The creature
Such anomaly
Note: the mod was changed so the files here are different than the original release
This mod adds Neco Arc from phantom carnival/melty blood to doom, with custom sfx that replaces all the doomguy's "noises" and adds extra sounds, buffs the punch move and replaces the titlescreen.
There aren't low hp spri...
I don't even know what you guys are talking anymore
🎶"Poznam Cię z miłością naturalną. Niedotykalną i Nieprzewidywalną"🎶
You know cause his dad had different taste...
You know... funny...
cough
🔩🔩🔩
Bruh
So i was watching necoarc gmod and the youtube somehow think it was a good a idea to put the next a video a bf1 live
What is wrong with Google?
Therapist: “Polish Chornobyl isn't real, it can't hurt you.”
Polish Chornobyl:
Czernobyl is Polish 
Long live Prypeć
CKAZAT

I dont want to live anymore
guys, i finally have new harry potter game
Dude lives just to fap until he dies
SHUT UP! Skif


ukraina bird
the 2nd best celica
I want him the future president
Pov: it's the 2035 necoarc wars
hello there
Do you watch veggie studios btw? 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAeTAZnskUo
Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution IX GSR by YoikiGarage
https://yoikigarage.gumroad.com/l/yglanevo9gsr
Honda S2000 (AP1) by DDM
https://youtu.be/HV4ZEOp9dOU
Tsukuba Fruits Line by Kozzren and Euro (in "featured_mods")
http://discord.gg/agUYDX2
Custom Shaders Patch
https://acstuff.ru/patch/
Pure
https://www.patreon.com/peterboese/posts
BGM
Adrenal...
https://youtu.be/wcpQ3aarHRU
The lyrics:
Nyah
Nyah
Nyah
Repeat it for 160x
Latest theme of Neco-Arc from the recent Melty Blood Type Lumina update. Enjoy!
Uhh Boro-nyuu or some shit
Whats the name of the Song
Also Deep rock galactic is fun
not walmart but whatever
i love custom made weapons
the most basic one is the bottlecap shooter 
used to make them as a child, play wars outside in the hood
🤨
what what?
Ahhh wait
That's the Brazilian culture
bottlecaps mf they wont do damage 
Nvm
or sticks as snipers and katanas
e
Don't worry. He didn't bring them to school. He isn't American
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@bitter hearth https://youtu.be/ZOjtIDGQcAU
Credit: taken from this Facebook group
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we also made them 3 weel carts, but with no steering, only 2 ppl on it, one is the brakes and the other one is to jump off if about to crash 
Best song ever
brazilian sidorovich
I really wanted that song as my ringtone but the stupi iTunes Store didn't have it, so now I just have Gruppa Krovi
Theres* a adidas homemade pistol there 
Thank You bestie
Fight me
Ok bestie
Lets go bestie
Brazilian gopniks 
I thought you were talking about Like a working handgun and the name isn't litteral
Like we have mustard gas
i prolly can make bottlecap bullets
but nah the power was just enought to touch the person
I rember once trying to build a working handcannon
launch the bottlecap and hit someone then fall to be used as ammo again
Homemade wars are becoming too uncanny, now we even got homemade chemical warfare 
my profesionality 
for gla!
💀
I made a double barrel when I was a kid it was realistic only 2 things that arent are the attached bolts and it un movable so I put fireworks or firecrackers in it and it is great
You were going to fire the gunpowder and watch the barrel get ripped together with the intestines of the enemy
But i gave up
An old guy thought I was shooting a real one and was scared that he will get shot man that was funny

That's some brutal doom sh!t
I just wanted a homemade handcannon with no killing intentions
I guess my childhood was okay then, my dad used to got a airsoft we used to shot roachs with 
The 2004 roach wars 
It was just my love for firearms

@carmine forge i need that meme
What
my mama doesn't let us do airsoft
instead we do nerf
Hold on 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xo20Z0cyT40
@tiny dew @candid cloud It's coming along nicely 
00:00 Exterior Customization
05:28 Exterior Part Extra Adjustment
06:20 Interior Customization
10:21 Removing Interior Parts
10:55 Wheel Customization
12:09 Engine Upgrades
14:09 Handling Upgrades
15:21 Wheel Size/Fitment/Camber/Ride Height
18:01 Car Paint
20:34 Neons/Underglow, Interior Neons, Doors, Number Plate style
Night-Runners is a PC st...
they made two new guns, one looks like a groza and the other looks like a vss
saving up for them
you
proof?
Its basically my dad rn
That is also my dad
You're too much into guns and he wants you to be lesbian?
Im really fascinated in communism (no im not a communist) and once he was Like: " why cant you just listen to Metallica and not these stupid marches"
“Why can't you just go out with your friends?”
Your dad is right
sorry guys I'm an idiot
Heck no

Didn't you say that they banned you from dating
I dont even listen to marches
I got something for ya hold on
I listen to Kino and sometimes Igor Sklyar
https://youtu.be/gfW1bkPI8Kc
@rough patio
"Mark my words comrade, one day things will change. We will take the fight to their land, to their people, to their blood!" - Sgt. Reznov
A wonderful piece of music by Sean Murray.
Actually, more than one.
This is a mix I made which contains 4 numbers of the WaW Soundtrack.
Songs Used:
Stalingrad Theme
Russian Intro (Vocals Only)
Russ...
yo hold on, 5 convos started and got closed in 2 seconds gold on
I'm 100% commie after hearing this
damn my brain hurts
Explain this to me 
atf
the gun police
tf2 death match

brazilibrain

this vid made my blood boil
So the atf dudes raid the dude home and got a vietnam showdown?
@hearty cape Persona enjoyer, opinion accepted
Me and my future GF
Yeah cod mw3 2023 guns
Call of Duty WW3 when?
black ops 3
China is the main developer
Probably tencent 
Just like with Squad

with the current state of cod it cant get any worse
don't jinx it
Okay i got my burger King i can talk again
And then the war will be over bc someone will say "war is cringe"
And every world leader will agree 
im gonna do the haram
Ngl i wish i was working for the Cod devs
they'll call war racist and cancel it
Imagine having a playerbase that doesn't care what you put out, and will still pay for it EVERY YEAR
I stopped playing cod after BO3
Ripping off the normgroid is always fun (and profitable)
technically after world at war
You mean, a assassins creed, fifa, and bf dev? 
Honourable mentions 
livestream u beating it 
War thunder
every AAA game after 2016
I will only plat war thunder when the add the Osorio the best tank ever made 
im lucky
Yes
You quit before you get sucked in
People Like that are lucky
Im not 
I rage quit so hard i uninstalled the game and downloaded WOT
im doing monolith genocide, killing every faction there is even monolith
https://bringatrailer.com/listing/2019-ford-gt-carbon-series/
Buy new car, never do anything with it and let collect dust, sell car(probably for less then what you paid for)
Why do people do this? 
people do the same with games
You will propably have to Pay like 70 euros to even get Access to it
tank games?
Even worse
tanki online 
The consequences of no gatekeeping 
I hate WOT so much but i cant stop
Atleast my beloved stalcraft isn't Pay2Win
i get one shot by some random arabic kids invisible KV-2 across the map
It should be
Embrace the future
Expect Skif posting in the next hour
noooo
I’ve just been handed the most annoying task in human history
Install the metal liners
It’s easy they said
Doesn’t take more than an hour they said

expect* nvm u fixed it
nooooooo bird
i love the kv-2 
Die
its built like a fridge
I WILL!
Jagdpanthers are seggsy
i love the smasher
I love the kv-2 its so ugly ❤️
You havent played Char 2C
world of tanks ?
ye
never play low tier
that was my mistake

just buy your way straight to T6
Skif posting soon
i tried playing medium or heavy tanks that i can win, but small fast tanks i allways die
Unless you want photos of bluebird
I Play BT-5 at 8.0 br 
Or the insect
and first game i thought its fast paced, i went in runing through to the enemy base
Believe in the russian bias to win
but then i learned that you gotta take it easy and use strategy
I don't get the inclusions of howitzers and assault guns like this in games where tank on tank combat is the only game mode
Insect
Insect and Skif posting in one hour
Poggers
how is your download bigger by 20 gb
honestly i dont know
racism 
its subtle messaging to get you to play something else
i tried blitz one too, but it sucks
based
its somehow more balanced

im a certified mobile gamer😎
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
fellow tanki player
based
although ive heard that tanki fell off
it did
p2w
how much did this game change, i remember i used to play in in a browser
same
it would pop up as ads
the UI is dead
make an account and play, it was super fun
Hey guys how does the stalker call of Pripyat multiplayer work?
COP has multiplayer?
there is no coop only pvp, join servers in the servers menu?
It says so
I think it says multiplayer, you click on it and it says internet or local are your options
Samsung better fricken like there metal liner brackets cus it’s gonna take till like 8pm to install them

I’ve been playing 3 of the stalkers and I think call of Pripyat is my fav so far
It doesn't
the whole game is an anomaly itself
Aw I expected that answer lol it’s a old ass game
Repost
Have any of y’all played chernobylite
We don’t speak that name in this house
thankfully not

Is it ass
Ive heard about it
Is it?
I don’t think so but it might be I haven’t played it since console lol
just a tip from me, try games rather than ask ppl cuz sometimes the game might be good but the person you asked is just a hater or dumb 
Ye but it saves me wanting a refund if it actually isn’t the best
Hogwarts legacy be like
thats why i still play battlefield 2
I heard that many people mistakenly expected it to be like stalker while it wasn't trying to
oh no 
Battlefield 4 is so good for how old it is I’ve never played 2
Ik If I say more I’ll be cancelled on Twitter
lmfao
Battlfield 4? old? you must be tweakin
i can say more u know why?, i dont have twitter
It’s almost 10 years old
Rowling sucks
Me neither


wtf i thought it came out like 4 years ago
And I thought Maxwell did too
We’re getting old


battlefield 2 and 4 are good, i like them, i still play battlefield 2 aswell, it has 4 servers online 50 players
980 ti is almost 10 years old
on each server
Felt like it came out only yesterday
i have so much hours on the ps3 bf4
ps2 splinter cell 3 aka chaos theory 
Don’t have a PlayStation ironically
The GameCube version is better


the only games i played in ps2 was soccer ball, fifa or something forgot, and splinter cell
then i got one of them old white computers
where the cpu is inside the moniter it self 
hl1 gaming back then, good times
Ace combat zero >>>>>>
i got a fungus in my head currently, u know what it does?. death 
it's not a date if you call it a hangout 
How to have premarital sex 101
Eh?
lmao
Isn’t that what everyone does these days eh?
you know who else is based? i
you know why? i got the PDA in terraria
I remember back in highschool that happened like all the time
Simpsons underwear, i got some too
Pog
if the best things in life are worth waiting for, I'm fine waiting 4-5 more years
I'm very patient when I have a good excuse
I might die having never cared enough to experience it

Based
based
bro what
I am broken for I have held napalm
-Sir where is our support?
-i dunno they just drop chips
-WHERE GON A DIE AAA
we do a dangerous amount of trolling
i found an illegal terraria build, but i will get banned if i post 
post
post it
Napalm enlightens the mind brother
No, its disgusting
post
Me when napalm
i use slime mount to fall faster
I was going through my 8th-grade art book and it was full of Terraria drawings
Terraria is based
Or was it 9th grade
it is
Me and my mate began our age old tradition playing terraria
If you build a base must add a no no pinwheel
It’s a forum of defense
But anyways it was full of pictures of my Terraria OCs, including my character who was “Princess of The Corruption” 😭
Brazilian princess hum 
you really really wanna see it?
No, but post
I don’t wanna go back down stairs
and my reputation 
I wish i could played more terraria but i really love minecraft
Welp
Attack of the b team

That went hard back in the day
It was what enlightened me to my aggressive crack addiction
Now because of it
I can’t see the world the same anymore
All I Think about most days is how I can do things faster
More automatically
My handwriting was so bad
My handwriting is still bad 
was?
BRUHHHH TF IS THIS JWGDJWHDJS

Yiyah
art 👍
Who use underwear + exoskeleton 
is it accurate to real life events or Smth?
Arteest
my drawing capabilities per average day
Yeah, where invaded in 2021 
Nobody.
spill it
Bad decision.
That's the point
NO THATS MY CHARACGER AND THE GUIDE
No, he isn't.
My suit when i came to the en_offtop 
And like 20-30 years older than her
Kot attachment
rare artifact
I FOIND IT

just realized I'm bleeding from the face
🤢
me
why do I hear footsteps approaching
I'm at* your home, where is your home necoarc?
cool and edgy
dfo you are have stronk?
Ugly ahh
DOS BEEG ANIME EYES
even edgier
6th grade 💀
I can't draw faces
I can barely write my name
I suck
All I can draw is circle and sticks.
I was good at landscapes but honestly just grew tired of the constant endless walls I hit. Tho tbf thats my life summed up in a nutshell
Source: My Instagram and steam arts.
I'm trash except for when I have a creative spark
viva brasil
For 6th grade that's impressive
The most beutiful thing I've ever drawn was a penis on a wall
bruh
WHAT IS THIS
KILL YOURSELF
kind of vibes
Literally me.
Hey bros that's a bad joke 😦
The thing I have that shines creativity wise is lore and writing
I got something I've been making for so long that It'd prob take like a week irl to explain it all.
Wasn't that dude who wants to run for presidency?
no.

its a news caster
but he should've
🤨
wait i almost sent something racist 
send

Take a look, thats louro José, a famous Brazilian bird
Do you play guitar?
where insect?
They probably eaten 
Danm, yall did art posting and didnt invite me?
Bug
Oh 😎
Watch as these parrots engage in a detailed conversation with one another!
Birb cute
Hi Max
Hello me 👋
How is it?
WOAH
Just woke up from a 2 hour sleep
How much do you even sleep per day?
Absolutely not but ok 
There are times where I sleep alot in one day, and if that happens I will stay awake for like two days
But most of the time 2-3 hours 
I usually feel unwell if I have little sleep for too long
Although I'd pull all-nighters like 2-3 times a week
Good sleep or not you wake up tired 
I slept for 10 hours today and still feel terrible
i slept for 3 hours today and feel great
I wish to have that
The only good sleep I get is in a hard wood school desk
Unfortunately, every time I tried to pull off sleeping at school, the teachers would always do massive amounts of trolling and call my name
so I just gave up
Even at breaks?
don't you meat the shower is the best place to eat
What are you eating in the shower 🤨
they had an automated trolling system for that called "bell"
nachos
Did you really joined in this server and checked all the words containing "Tarkov"?
Oh
TF2 match is ready
i have found it in ground near sidewalk today
let's see if there are bots
is that rare or something

