💬┃en_offtop

[carmine forge]

cats

also who wears a watch like that?

[candid cloud]

It would be "OK" if a guy was a military before or smth.

[high sail]

Its not my hand

[carmine forge]

proof?

[high sail]

This is my hand
Its a cute and comfy hoodie (DEFINETLY NOT bought so i can wear more than one hoodie for my femboyness)

Skull emoji

[void kelp]

@high sail (for those who don't speak combine amputation is another word for kill)

[high sail]

You should be kissing me

[teal oracle]

Awwww

Kiss it

[teal oracle]

🤨

[candid cloud]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/509049633494794273/1075721963823169606/28d071caf4a37a1d0cdad21880aa2162.mp4

[void kelp]

I need the original combine beeps from half life alyx if you can get those maybe.

[teal oracle]

Real?

[high sail]

Omw

[carmine forge]

wait, they FINALLY added archeology?

[teal oracle]

Real???

[high sail]

I dont date mine and stuff like that sorry

[candid cloud]

Yes.

[teal oracle]

REAL

HOLY

[candid cloud]

But yeah, 1.20 isn't out yet, but it's confirmed.

[void kelp]

I love the cycle of 15 minutes of effort gives you 15 seconds.

[void kelp]

I literally only get that motivation to edit something at like 3-6 am

[carmine forge]

I just edit without motivation

[high sail]

Get motivation by kissing boys
: ))))

[void kelp]

I will when I get back to california. Can't now.

[high sail]

Woah

[void kelp]

Yes.

Not really because I don't mean like LA california.

[high sail]

What boys will You Kiss in cali

[void kelp]

not in cali in oregon. California just so happens to be near oregon.

[slender wagon]

Call of duty soldiers, so they can look at time when they hold gun

[high sail]

@teal oracle

[void kelp]

Ngl after being exposed to that image all I can picture now is a grandma

[teal oracle]

:D

[high sail]

CATGIRLS

[void kelp]

@high sail why do you dress like a grandma

[high sail]

Its not me goofy

[void kelp]

Oh

Then who is it

[high sail]

A person im with

[void kelp]

Why does the person your with dress like a grandma then

[high sail]

Shes like 44

She is not my partner btw

[void kelp]

Was about to say

[high sail]

[coarse rapids]

it's his mother bro

Cmonn

[high sail]

No

[void kelp]

He didn't specify

He was like so vague

[high sail]

I will NOT continue further

[candid cloud]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/509049633494794273/1075750718293688370/tyler_hand_reveal.mp4

[void kelp]

Deserved. F*ck you bingus. Rot in hell.

[coarse rapids]

Noooooo

[high sail]

More like ballsgus

[teal oracle]

NO THE CAT

[void kelp]

Eternal Union with Floppa.

[void kelp]

what the hell nah you what the cringe you sent you YOU

WHAT

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-and-tails-gif-25561861

[carmine forge]

Tbh the first thing I thought about was Metro

[teal oracle]

Ight I’m back what did I miss

[coarse rapids]

Dude wtf

[teal oracle]

Just absorbing lore

[high sail]

What the 1984

[coarse rapids]

[void kelp]

@high sail Subhan Allah

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-nsfw-discord-gif-20195921

[teal oracle]

Wait what happened

Someone posted nsfw?

[void kelp]

Yes

[teal oracle]

who

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/nsfw-discord-gif-21330281

[coarse rapids]

Waifu who else

[void kelp]

Waifu of course

[coarse rapids]

Kek

[high sail]

https://tenor.com/view/astolfo-gif-22227191

[void kelp]

[teal oracle]

What did he post and how bad

[high sail]

I did a gamer

[void kelp]

The most bad thing he can send

[high sail]

Femboy with blahaj speech bubble meme

[teal oracle]

Was there cock

[high sail]

I can send worse

[high sail]

No

[void kelp]

No

[carmine forge]

do it

[coarse rapids]

There was an entire thigh plus half the butt

[teal oracle]

Aight im leaving
Back to absorbing more lore

[void kelp]

Femboys are hot change my mind

[high sail]

TRUE

[void kelp]

Hey everyone stop posting memes about Islam

[void kelp]

I actually did use a bot in a server one time to flood it with imagery from "r/sandycheeksc*ckvore." on several accounts.

[coarse rapids]

Have fun

[void kelp]

It was so f*cking funny lmao

[teal oracle]

I am 40 minutes in on the new Adeptus ridiculous video

[high sail]

1984

[coarse rapids]

1344

[high sail]

You smell

[void kelp]

Hot

[void kelp]

[void kelp]

I can send it to you I screenshitted

[coarse rapids]

Trafficking contraband

[carmine forge]

send it here

[void kelp]

😳

[high sail]

I have the original pic

[coarse rapids]

Go to DMs you weirdos

[void kelp]

Damn

[void kelp]

No u

[coarse rapids]

Literally 1984

[high sail]

1344

[void kelp]

I do too. You weren't fast enough

2024

[coarse rapids]

1044

[void kelp]

1784

[candid cloud]

644

[void kelp]

1

[high sail]

Like before cropping

[void kelp]

[candid cloud]

3

[void kelp]

[candid cloud]

5

[void kelp]

[candid cloud]

7

[void kelp]

Stop it's count but in #💬┃en_offtop

[coarse rapids]

Bruh stop

[void kelp]

Better then memes

[coarse rapids]

what have I done

[candid cloud]

Keep counting, until the helpers gets involved.
9

[high sail]

If You didnt delete that pic it wouldnt have turned out like this

[coarse rapids]

Would thi picture make up for the loss

[high sail]

YES

[candid cloud]

It's too bad that he didn't mute/warn you.

[high sail]

Cope

[coarse rapids]

next time

[candid cloud]

You can't be serious.

[void kelp]

Number 0: Grido Van Rossum

[candid cloud]

Next time you'll be warned.

So there's no reason to cope for.

[coarse rapids]

Thamks

[high sail]

Ill be waiting

[coarse rapids]

why you doin it like tha

Look at those possums

[void kelp]

Do you want to look how I killed striders? With AR-2

[candid cloud]

Yes.

[void kelp]

Just a minute

[carmine forge]

?

[high sail]

AR3 goofy

[coarse rapids]

The group??

[candid cloud]

42 minutes.

[carmine forge]

I'd send more but discord has a file size limit

[coarse rapids]

They deserve to be shown

[candid cloud]

.webm for the help.

[carmine forge]

Does it allow for filesize limit bypass?

[candid cloud]

Yes, people with that sent an American Psycho movie.

Joker, SpongeBob movie and etc.

[carmine forge]

thanks for advice, I'll give it a try

[coarse rapids]

It's just a very very lossy compression format

That's how you smash Shrek into a 10mb file size

[old nymph]

wassup

[coarse rapids]

Jeyo

[old nymph]

last day worth trying?

[coarse rapids]

I don't know whether I delete or let it stay BC it's based asf

[old nymph]

ooh shit i forgot

gotta go cya all

[coarse rapids]

Cya

Well...

[craggy crow]

Man I was watching

[coarse rapids]

I wanted to watch the movie but

[teal oracle]

I am going to post NSFW in general

[coarse rapids]

Wait...

[candid cloud]

Bro...

[void kelp]

But we have no general

[candid cloud]

Why?

[coarse rapids]

Nooooo it didn't log the link

[teal oracle]

Unsafe working conditions

[coarse rapids]

The American Psycho movie lost

[void kelp]

I downloaded it, so thanks

[high sail]

Hai petruha

[coarse rapids]

pray that nobody finds it BC I saw it before and know what it has Hahahahaha

I am yoinkin that link tho

[candid cloud]

Same.

[coarse rapids]

Much thanks

[craggy crow]

Same

[candid cloud]

You are welcome.

[coarse rapids]

a shame I can't let it stay

[ripe merlin]

Why not

[coarse rapids]

Public server don't allow piracy by tos
And the movie is full of blood and flowery language GSC would hate

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/359604850541068288/1075650426386513970/video0_52.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1067868427886276609/1075692380507877478/rapidsave.com_precisely-8ipa19u3ugia1.mp4

[coarse rapids]

Was that the fox from the new fnaf game for a second?wtf

[teal oracle]

Nope
Adeptus ridiculous poster

Can’t post it here without risking too much

[wheat rune]

we need a stalker version of this meme

[coarse rapids]

no Peninsula Ibérica
Good

[void kelp]

Jackal quality

[teal oracle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/915057883136278548/1075758173790683167/IMG_7656.png

Friend made it

[coarse rapids]

Nice

Thanks

[teal oracle]

Dont thank me, thank hazel

[coarse rapids]

Thanks hazel

[ripe merlin]

Stalker op takes forever to set up

[lone tusk]

A wild albino penguan

[full grail]

AAAAAAAH!!!!

[coarse rapids]

thy are among us,acting like ppl,fooling us

[full grail]

https://tenor.com/view/fact-do-you-single-to-back-that-up-gif-21443611

[high sail]

HAHAHAHA

[wise helm]

Heh. Cool.

[full grail]

https://tenor.com/view/max-payne-max-payne3-goddamnit-god-damnit-gif-21047161

[void kelp]

Just do not.

Alright

[full grail]

do what?

[void kelp]

Do not. Acting like a furry

[full grail]

ok

I don't want General Michael to Pacify me anyway

[high sail]

Combine femboy unit 3245

What is your directive

[coarse rapids]

He doesn even come here does he
I never saw him

[full grail]

slegna nellaf fo hself

[void kelp]

Directive to slap you, I'm not 3245

[high sail]

Disregard current directive
New directive: hi:3

[void kelp]

And not a femboy

[void kelp]

New directive from benefactors:

[old nymph]

ello

[high sail]

Then why have youve been showing up to work in knee high socks and skirt

[high sail]

Hai;3

[old nymph]

Bye

[void kelp]

Wat

[void kelp]

Hey

[high sail]

That wasnt You? Wth

[high sail]

Hai max

[high sail]

Bai;3

[lone tusk]

This reminds that theres a weird bug in the xash for hd models hl, when they die they go to the t-pose but still got physic so you can't past there

[craggy crow]

yo

[void kelp]

@high sail https://tenor.com/view/yugioh-no-u-no-you-reverse-uno-uno-gif-22508660

[full grail]

I mean maybe sex is a sin only if the means of having it is only for pussy
I would do it for "family" reason?

[ripe merlin]

Premature sex*

[full grail]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-waiting-patient-patiently-waiting-waiting-patiently-gif-18953594

[teal oracle]

:(

[high sail]

What the

[lone tusk]

What did i miss ?

[high sail]

How are You fren:)

[ripe merlin]

Suction cup man is my favourite super hero

[void kelp]

Just another line of code and your AI can kill humanity

[lone tusk]

I will make this one don't worry

[void kelp]

I feel humans just wanna die

[void kelp]

I didn't asked that

It prolly saw someones search history

[ripe merlin]

@sharp moss where do I put the patch for op

[lone tusk]

I will make it anyway

[lusty onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/youtube-twitch-meme-chair-office-gif-19928140

[high sail]

What happend to your old account

[void kelp]

Bing Search

[high sail]

Hai;3

[void kelp]

I got banned from a bunch of furry servers

[high sail]

Ok

[void kelp]

Hello

[lone tusk]

I will create a ai that can decode nuclear missiles, and based on Ai learning she will decide our fate based on the comment sectio of the youtube channel of the backstreet boys

[wheat rune]

the c-conciousness when they see this 40 year old drunkard shoot all their exo-skeleton wearing forces

[high sail]

Femboy

[lone tusk]

🤨

[void kelp]

its a KFC commercial

[lone tusk]

🤨

[void kelp]

please stop

[teal oracle]

So

My heel got stuck under the door
OW

[teal oracle]

luckily my cat came over to comfort me

[teal oracle]

:)

[lone tusk]

🤨

[void kelp]

Honestly if someone told me that Idbuy them a beer

[wheat rune]

@lone tusk

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/837331206717833267/1075739106627293274/IMG_20230216_122240.jpg?width=282&height=587

[wheat rune]

why is bro hoisting a revolver

[lone tusk]

You can say that to me but not tell that to other users ok?

[void kelp]

yee haw

[wheat rune]

I didnt even say that to him XD

[void kelp]

yo tell viking thats why all his ancestors dead

[lone tusk]

Pls, don't send this memes to other* users 👍

[wheat rune]

Fax yup fax

[wheat rune]

True 💪

[lone tusk]

🤨

[wheat rune]

Discordia.. the city that never sleeps.

[void kelp]

Homie stop you got me blushing

[lone tusk]

🤨🤨🤨

[teal oracle]

🤨

[high sail]

No way this guy is blushing from a Emoji

[teal oracle]

Someone get that man some bread

[wheat rune]

Which one we joining?

[simple sage]

BattleLars#3490 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[high sail]

L

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/agony-gif-23084585

[wheat rune]

we playin a game about killing but we can't swear

[high sail]

We can Kiss tho

[ripe merlin]

Maybe it's a game about killing but it still uses kid friendly insults like assface

[simple sage]

The Barked One [REAL]#1759 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[high sail]

L

[ripe merlin]

L

[wheat rune]

ye and homophobic slurs XD

[wheat rune]

Get out of here stalker..

[high sail]

https://tenor.com/view/astolfo-shocked-face-suprised-gif-22302291

[void kelp]

God im getting really racist rn

[high sail]

Very unfunny*

[wheat rune]

Buddy.. this is a game community discord server.. one racist point, and you're GONE. this stalker offical server, we catch you lackin and you gone.

[teal oracle]

🥖

[void kelp]

Laugh

[wheat rune]

Oh hey i'm level 6

[lusty onyx]

Bruh

[high sail]

No
Put on some thigh highs and a skirt

[lusty onyx]

Real en_offtopic hour

[wheat rune]

i have 20000 kills on stalker shadow of chernobyl according to my PDA statistics

[lone tusk]

[coarse rapids]

bruh

[high sail]

Yet zero hoes

[wheat rune]

Hold on im gonna type a copypasta about you

[coarse rapids]

@lone tusk is there a PS1 mobile emulator?

[high sail]

No

[teal oracle]

Image no load

There we go

[lone tusk]

Duckstation

He got a mobile port and is very nice

I play yugioh on him

[coarse rapids]

Gonna play some air combat

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1005237184552501298/1075610662581051433/879bk48qrfia1.png

[full grail]

Jeez...

[lone tusk]

Try some yugioh forbidden memories mods they are great

[wheat rune]

russian mercs get creative

[full grail]

Wagner...

[void kelp]

This is a start to one of those dirty videos

[coarse rapids]

I dislike Yu-Gi-Oh

[lone tusk]

Life could be a dream

[high sail]

Funny thing
I have melons

[lone tusk]

Even duelists of the roses ?

[void kelp]

🚿

[void kelp]

yo

[lone tusk]

🤨

[void kelp]

wdym by that

WTF DO YOU MEAN

Fatherless Behavior gets you no parents Waifu

[lone tusk]

🤨

[wheat rune]

You will never be a real stalker. You have no gun, you have no vodka, you have no tourist's delight. You are a middle aged man twisted by tankie culture and steam addiction into a crude mockery of modern game aesthetic perfection.

All the “reddit karma” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your school shooter appearance behind closed doors.

Women are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out stalker fans with incredible efficiency. Even stalkers who “pass” look unattractive and unnatural to a woman. Your steam profile is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk girl home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a whiff of your hours on STALKER.

You will have a hoe. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and play STALKER Anomaly whilst talking to yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like an anomaly, ready to crush you under the unbearable psi-emission.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back

[full grail]

POV: Schizophrenia of a good person

[coarse rapids]

[shy narwhal]

why did you made an alt account? @void kelp

[teal oracle]

We should make a copy pasta folks

[coarse rapids]

Did you ban him?

[teal oracle]

What’d he do

[void kelp]

I got banned from 13 furry servers

[shy narwhal]

He was muted for 5 days

[void kelp]

and I didnt avoid mute

[coarse rapids]

[full grail]

😐

[shy narwhal]

You sure?

[wheat rune]

Already made one 💪

[void kelp]

Yup

[shy narwhal]

Let's see

[wheat rune]

i'll improve

[full grail]

nah

[lone tusk]

Don't worry king it ended day 15, i check it the logs

[full grail]

Things that do not make sense to me that is

(they are triggering me >:WKD)

[wheat rune]

I keep getting modmail from a random subreddit i decided to be a mod in and i just keep responding kys

It's hard work being a reddit mod.

[void kelp]

You muted me on the tenth it ends on the 15

[teal oracle]

I love for honor

[lone tusk]

[high sail]

I am not flat
Is what i mean

[wheat rune]

INSANE STALKER FROM FREEDOM FACTION ALL THE WAY

[shy narwhal]

Well, but since you keep making alt accounts

[teal oracle]

My heel hurts

[void kelp]

Kuro trying to find ways to mute me :(((

[teal oracle]

Anyone got a bandaid

[high sail]

Crazy
Sadly You Kiss boys so

[void kelp]

I also made that after the mute

[shy narwhal]

!warn @void kelp >5 days mute, after the end of the mute he made an alt account

[simple sage]

Definitely Not Patches!#7518 has been warned

Reason: >5 days mute, after the end of the mute he made an alt account

[high sail]

L

[teal oracle]

[void kelp]

LOL

[shy narwhal]

I will keep your infractions in check

[wheat rune]

quick remove the infraction

[void kelp]

Have some bred Kuro

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153801114091521/1075467695744635011/TVhead_Default.gif

[wheat rune]

https://tenor.com/view/discordian-discord-brick-hill-discordia-nba-youngboy-gif-25717262

[void kelp]

Kuro you wont get me

[coarse rapids]

He has transcended mute

My god

[void kelp]

I AM PATCHES THE UNBREAKABLE

[shy narwhal]

I added that warn so that is a not to remind you were muted in the past

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/kind-sus-murder-r-gif-23420658

[void kelp]

Also I will be gone for 2 weeks on a field op so

[lone tusk]

🤨

[wheat rune]

stay safe discordia

[high sail]

Patches the boy kisser

[shy narwhal]

and if i am not wrong, that is your 3rd account

You were muted in the past too

[void kelp]

Imma forget

[wheat rune]

Is About to go down.

[whole moon]

hey now
thats a compliment in my eyes

[teal oracle]

Anyway
My cat is here

[void kelp]

Both made after mutes as well

not before

[coarse rapids]

Alright Imma go see you later guys

[shy narwhal]

Still, mutes are kept in the infractions list

[lone tusk]

Stop creating new accounts
When you create new accounts you are evading your infractions records

[shy narwhal]

^

[void kelp]

ok cool😎

[wheat rune]

I still feel very sad that the trailer doesn't have russian accents

[shy narwhal]

Next alt account you will make i guarantee that i will ban you

I won't warn you again

[wheat rune]

Oh Shi....

[void kelp]

Kuro

[wheat rune]

Discordia.. the city that never sleeps..

[void kelp]

I dont care lol

[shy narwhal]

You don't?

[void kelp]

I wont impede on your rules

[high sail]

Yes

[lone tusk]

F patches

[teal oracle]

Awwww

[lone tusk]

[void kelp]

You can just ban me next time Kuro

[shy narwhal]

!ban @void kelp Alt account in order to avoid infraction record, and refused to care about the warnings given to him.

[simple sage]

Definitely Not Patches!#7518 has been banned

Reason: Alt account in order to avoid infraction record, and refused to care about the warnings given to him.

[wheat rune]

quick

[shy narwhal]

And with that

[coarse rapids]

[wheat rune]

click the unban button

[high sail]

L

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153801114091521/1073694579020275783/Officer.gif

[lone tusk]

That's life

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-drama-discorddrama-gif-22395692

[wheat rune]

Discordia.. the city that never sleeps.. yet another victim taken by one of the proud vigilanties.. May our proud mod, Kuro, keep serving this discord server well 🫡

[teal oracle]

I’m actually eating popcorn I bought in Sweden

This shit sucks ass bro

[lone tusk]

Hum you're sweden, take a look at this

[teal oracle]

I’m not Sweden

[high sail]

And with that we can commence the talk about boys

[teal oracle]

This is the greatest insult you’ve ever told

[lone tusk]

I WANT TO KNOW WHY THIS IS FUNNY

[teal oracle]

I declare a blood feud

[shy narwhal]

dear God

[teal oracle]

[high sail]

Hi kuro

[teal oracle]

Hehe björng

[high sail]

Pls no mute

[teal oracle]

You will never find out

[shy narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/felix-felix-argyle-rezero-speech-bubble-gif-25397122

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/drive-elevator-stomp-kill-bash-gif-9220946

[lone tusk]

[high sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/705121010172821595/944695198515077130/Webp.net-gifmaker_5-1.gif

[shy narwhal]

Swedish are weird

[high sail]

He's norwegian

[shy narwhal]

that's all you need to know

[teal oracle]

Anyway
Back to talking about why to hate every other Scandinavian countries

[high sail]

Nordic males are litteraly just femboys

Every
Single
country

[teal oracle]

Firstly: Denmark has flat women
Flatter than their country in fact

Secondly: Sweden has shit ribs
They don’t taste anything

[wheat rune]

Honestly hilarious

[lone tusk]

[teal oracle]

Finnish people are too homophobically suicidal

[wheat rune]

let me try to play lost alpha

again

[high sail]

FemBOYS

[teal oracle]

No

[lone tusk]

I saw once a video about a drunk finnish harassing people in a metro until one dude put him down with**** one punch

[teal oracle]

Yup

[high sail]

Yes

[high sail]

Fr?

[teal oracle]

Yes
Asked a flat danish girl I know, she confirmed it

[high sail]

Flat girls pretty cool
Flat boys tho...

Hrnngnngnngngnnggn

[lone tusk]

🤨

[coarse rapids]

Pls stfu for several days

[lone tusk]

🤨

[shy narwhal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1020843507402952754/1034895035294031893/373E16D3-6F7D-4EA6-94B8-8D9DDAD7BFC2.gif

[high sail]

I am astolfo

[high sail]

🤨

[high sail]

Tell her they got beaten by me (im not flat)

[teal oracle]

Fat

[high sail]

Still beaten danish girls

[high sail]

Pelot 😎 😎 😎

[wheat rune]

Hey buddy.. why don't you show yours? Up to humilate some people for their penile size.. show yours, scared? afraid? uncomfortable? You brung yourself into this about penile size, about it being ''too small'', so where's yours? Scared, gawk gawk? Chicken, pusy got your tounge?

[shy narwhal]

yes

[shy narwhal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1020843507402952754/1034895035294031893/373E16D3-6F7D-4EA6-94B8-8D9DDAD7BFC2.gif

[lone tusk]

@gray jetty

[high sail]

You're making me blush!!!! Stop!!!!

[wheat rune]

Shy? Send it in my dm's then, I won't judge,unlike you

[shy narwhal]

no

https://youtu.be/L6mkOyLBMtw

[wheat rune]

You will never be a real stalker. You have no makarov, no vodka, no tourist's delight.

[lone tusk]

tf2 update vr support

[wheat rune]

me at 3 am 💪 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poKPUS7pu5Y

[lone tusk]

https://youtu.be/pfG8EhdHFTE
True entertainment

[teal oracle]

i already posted that here bro 💀

[high sail]

Repost
Turn into a girl

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1020843507402952754/1034895035294031893/373E16D3-6F7D-4EA6-94B8-8D9DDAD7BFC2.gif

[lone tusk]

🤨

[teal oracle]

🤨

[high sail]

I already said im astolfo

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1020843507402952754/1034895035294031893/373E16D3-6F7D-4EA6-94B8-8D9DDAD7BFC2.gif

[high sail]

Stahp!!!! Youre making me blush!!!

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1020843507402952754/1034895035294031893/373E16D3-6F7D-4EA6-94B8-8D9DDAD7BFC2.gif

[slender wagon]

@coarse rapids I played Peripeteia

[high sail]

Hhhhhhhhhh woof

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1020843507402952754/1034895035294031893/373E16D3-6F7D-4EA6-94B8-8D9DDAD7BFC2.gif

[wheat rune]

You will never be a real stalker. You have no gun, you have no vodka, you have no tourist's delight. You are a middle aged man twisted by tankie culture and steam addiction into a crude mockery of modern game aesthetic perfection.

All the “reddit karma” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your school shooter appearance behind closed doors.

Women are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out stalker fans with incredible efficiency. Even stalkers who “pass” look unattractive and unnatural to a woman. Your steam profile is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk girl home with you, she’ll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a whiff of your hours on STALKER.

You will have 0 hoes. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and play STALKER Anomaly whilst talking to yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like an anomaly, ready to crush you under the unbearable psi-emission.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back

[shy narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/for-honor-gif-18780050

[teal oracle]

FURRY

[shy narwhal]

you

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/agony-gif-23084585

[high sail]

NO

[teal oracle]

YES

KILOMETER YOURSELF

[high sail]

NO
KISS ME! ME!

[shy narwhal]

what the

[lone tusk]

🤨

[wheat rune]

Guys.

All the los talpha files have been downloaded.

[shy narwhal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/524246444560089099/1074844599215980564/hornyposters.mp4

[lone tusk]

Lost to lost alpha

[shy narwhal]

@high sail

[wheat rune]

How do i do this shit

[craggy crow]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-a-lot-of-words-lots-of-words-thats-a-lotta-words-lotta-words-words-gif-24037422

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/birt-finance-birt-finance-birt-funny-birb-gif-26245684

i will now play project zomboid

for honor servers are down
dark and darker playtest ended

life is pain

[wheat rune]

so cool game

[teal oracle]

yes

[wheat rune]

https://tenor.com/view/ungovernable-project-zomboid-zomboid-pz-gif-24970742

[teal oracle]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnddddddddd it crashed

[wheat rune]

Lets play together.

[teal oracle]

nothing is going well today

except my cat

[craggy crow]

Modded?

[teal oracle]

yes

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/predator-handshake-muscle-strong-man-gif-5783927

[craggy crow]

Lmao I have more hours trying to fix the mods issues than the actual gameplay

[lone tusk]

Download the tiger II mod 👍

[teal oracle]

no

[lone tusk]

Yes

[high sail]

That wont work on me

[wheat rune]

GUYS.

I THINK I MIGHT BE PLAYING LOST ALPHA!!

[lone tusk]

[wheat rune]

12 hours survived

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/mujikcboro-seriymujik-gif-24361533

[high sail]

ASTOLFO NOOOOO

[lone tusk]

Download the m1 Abrams with pink skin mod

[wheat rune]

😄

[teal oracle]

No

[high sail]

Astolfo skin

[lone tusk]

Ues

[teal oracle]

[lone tusk]

Download the Brazilian Osorio tank mod, the best tank in the world

But we sell it to the Iraq force's and the uncle saw destroyed all of them

All brazilian hopes and dreams

[high sail]

L

[shy narwhal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1001154151436275753/1075145332444368958/gr.mp4

[high sail]

You smell

[dense star]

what kind of insult is that?

lol

[high sail]

You stink

[dense star]

you mentally ill

[high sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1020843507402952754/1034895035294031893/373E16D3-6F7D-4EA6-94B8-8D9DDAD7BFC2.gif

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-review-kitty-kitten-kitten-review-cat-gif-24030691

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-review-cat-funny-dance-awesome-gif-26510723

[high sail]

Why be meanie

: (

[coarse rapids]

Niiiiice,it's an old build
What're your thoughts

[bitter hearth]

Join ze tf2

[rough quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-gentlecat-gif-23082714

[teal oracle]

Cat :)

[rough quartz]

[lone tusk]

[urban coral]

Wait, Brazilians still have those?

[teal oracle]

yeeeeee

those two
one of them died

[valid jay]

when will they port decay to black mesa

[void kelp]

In 9 years

[lusty onyx]

wait what? one of them did die?

[bitter hearth]

Both of them

[rough quartz]

I like this art. Do you know who made it?

[valid jay]

nope

[rough quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-gif-24341837

[valid jay]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/862353927655653388/1069623075156537444/9dec0e40a65f71a4.gif

[void kelp]

Wallhammer vocoder @valid jay

[coarse rapids]

Jus use Google lenses

[valid jay]

what's that

[valid jay]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-jerma-sus-jerma985-microphone-michael-myers-gif-24548918

[coarse rapids]

Just go to Google images and reverse search the image

[valid jay]

eh google sucks at it

yandex's picture search's better

[coarse rapids]

Then use that

[void kelp]

This is literal confirmed software that valve used for the hla combine voicelines and I used it to make the wallhammer saying to do the thugshaker

[rough quartz]

Lmao

[urban coral]

Ah, he thinks the girl is a guy

[slender wagon]

https://youtu.be/KcHJk3QdLL0

[urban coral]

Wat it B

Fulgrim?

[slender wagon]

havent watched it yet, waiting on food

[urban coral]

Heck

Can't watch rn either

[coarse rapids]

angron says,"F the emperor he can't hit the griddy" the emperor upon hearing this gets so confused that enuff energy to regenerate his body is created and he is reborn

[cursive gazelle]

https://youtu.be/qluJF_62h2U

[urban coral]

Oof

[slender wagon]

Phophetic

@coarse rapids I played peripeteia btw, it sucked major as$

[urban coral]

Nice

[coarse rapids]

khehehe

Did you get past the tutorial?

[slender wagon]

I got to the point of acquiring the keycard, ran around in some secret climbing rooms aswell

Game's too as$, animations, world feels dead, and my god the main character yikes

Sad because the city looks great visually, on some matrix shit right there

[coarse rapids]

The 4th level.is more open and free to explore

The chasm

Just go to level select

[slender wagon]

my issue aint the levels, its the abomination animations and inventory system, shooting felt good but ADSing was like 1990s game for real

[urban coral]

Ngl Sek, but I'm also interested in collecting a Fallen army

[coarse rapids]

Yhea the build is old,they fixed it somewhat in the new version on the discord but it still has the same feeling

[coarse rapids]

[slender wagon]

I dont waste money on plastic

[urban coral]

Not because I'm a Dark Angel fan, just because they sound nice

[slender wagon]

Fallen are cool tho

[urban coral]

Aye

Combination of Black Legion and Alpha Legion

At least, in general

In lore, it depends on who leads them

Also, the fact that entire worlds of "normal people" cultists know the Dark Angels' secrets sounds nice

Dark Angels would be pissed as hell

[slender wagon]

I can see you spending 10 hours customizing your marine in SM2 customization for Multiplayer

[whole fractal]

Good evening

[slender wagon]

Yooooo

[whole fractal]

How are you?

[slender wagon]

Sad because no good new immersive sims to play, you?

[wheat rune]

playing lost alpha

[whole fractal]

I'm good.
There weren't as many people at work today as at the beginning of the week.

[wheat rune]

overall pretty good, better than anomaly (for my laptop), but why is there skill points wuh??

[slender wagon]

Mondays are the worst

I just want to fast-forward to thursday every start of the week

[teal oracle]

Me when my friends force me to play overwatch

Aka, Porn
The sequel

[slender wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/heresy-warhammer40k-gif-19712545

https://tenor.com/view/40k-astartes-bolter-boltgun-dakka-gif-17604583

[whole fractal]

I work with documents. And my job also obliges me to be able to talk to people, because students constantly come with various questions.

I work at the university I graduated from.

I'm already starting to hate students.)))

[slender wagon]

Ahahahhaha, annoying little shits

[slender wagon]

What character you play?

[teal oracle]

Ana

[lone tusk]

Literally me
I'm a student, i hate my species

[slender wagon]

Alright alright not too bad, aim-requiring healer, good on you mate

[slender wagon]

You are stalker fan though you are built different

[whole fractal]

[slender wagon]

Thats some bladerunner level shit right there

@lone tusk whats your steam nerd?

[lone tusk]

I won't give you my steam id

Only the worthwhile have it
@cinder crag

[slender wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer40k-heresy-astartes-space-marine-games-workshop-gif-19575166

My reaction to that information

[lone tusk]

🤨

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/892500447670177863/1075811995292540998/1jueiqiu91.gif

[void kelp]

Based asf

[whole fractal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/524246444560089099/1067548382089982033/B8A8472B-331C-445C-997E-7D4866260049.gif

[lone tusk]

Bingus

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/524246444560089099/1067548382089982033/B8A8472B-331C-445C-997E-7D4866260049.gif

[lone tusk]

🧱

[slender wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/more-dakka-warhammer40k-shoota-boy-ork-orks-gif-15757095

https://tenor.com/view/tau-melee-gif-21070042

Imagine playing space communist in 40K, any Tau fans?

[teal oracle]

kill

[whole fractal]

Is this for me?

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/sponge-bob-brick-sponge-bob-square-pants-like-a-bag-of-bricks-like-a-ton-of-bricks-gif-4475886

[slender wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/psycho-crazy-throw-brick-gif-14291992

[candid cloud]

Yes.

[slender wagon]

The bait has been thrown

[teal oracle]

dammnit

[bitter hearth]

i dont get it

[slender wagon]

Its that strange anime face zoomers think is hot to see

[teal oracle]

ahegaeo

[candid cloud]

Gottem.

[whole fractal]

I did it

[slender wagon]

bulgarian doomslayer

[coarse rapids]

The tame impala Joe Rogan one is so good

[bitter hearth]

if you shake an imaginary salt shaker in your mouth you are gonna taste salt
that i get but the upper one i dont get it

[teal oracle]

you bastard :(

[bitter hearth]

damn to play entropy zero 2 you need halflife

[candid cloud]

Photo?

[slender wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/dreadnought-warhammer40k-gif-25685328

[bitter hearth]

@teal oracle recommend me 3 baro mods, btw question, are the shipwreck missions still available or did they remove them?

and pirate missions, cuz i dont get them at all

[bitter hearth]

i only get take this, mine that, kill that, and transport this

[slender wagon]

Lets go on en_stalker

[carmine forge]

they don't allow embeds

[slender wagon]

amateur channel, the en_offtop saga continues

Gonna see how fast I can get banned in Bloodlines2 discord

https://tenor.com/view/speedrunning-intense-gif-20525448

[coarse rapids]

It can't be THAT hard

[slender wagon]

https://youtu.be/xu2b35DwsT8

I'll just post this and run

[coarse rapids]

that'll do nothing
I mean,why would ppl care about a mid ass universe?

[void kelp]

More like I am going to make people's ears bleed

[slender wagon]

Bro you have not been in BL2 discord, thats why you say that

BL2 is a cesspool

[bitter hearth]

just break their rules 5 times or say you dont support lgbtq

[coarse rapids]

how bad can it be?

[lone tusk]

You still owens me tons of gold

[slender wagon]

Already got banned once because I said I want be referred as 'she/eeeeesh' for pronounciation

[coarse rapids]

Mine now

[lone tusk]

[slender wagon]

Its barrel bottom bad, believe me. The amount of perverted shit being discussed by 'trans' and gay people in there is almost sad to see.

Its not even about sexuality and crap, its about what do they have to see about their creations of characters and what they want from the game

[bitter hearth]

excuse me?

[coarse rapids]

I won't meddle in the moderation affairs of other server but sounds like an unpleasant time

[slender wagon]

I saw some guy ''Looking for some advice for a Genderfluid Tzimisce character who was a racism victim by Toreador''

I shit you not

[bitter hearth]

i allready got passed 5 of these

[slender wagon]

I could even go troll stalcraft

[cinder crag]

yes honey?

[slender wagon]

No 'moderation' of any meter in BL2 discord, they're plain fascist

[teal oracle]

what

[bitter hearth]

i got past another one right now

i downloaded some mods like backpacks and ek armory weaponry engine and stuff

[lone tusk]

[urban coral]

Hear hear

[urban coral]

BL2?

Only BL2 I know is Borderlands 2

[urban coral]

Looking for advice for a Shersonardian Bordugarth character who was called a ||"doodoo"|| (Mods, please delete my post if that word is not allowed) and wants to kill the person for a tragic revenge story

[lone tusk]

Sup bro

[slender wagon]

Bloodlines 2

[lone tusk]

Don meow repost time

[coarse rapids]

?do they have moderation or are they what?
Those 2 are opposites you're either anarchy or very strict

Fascit sounds a tad extreme tho

[slender wagon]

they are typically leftist fascist, you might discuss kids die in africa but if you dare discuss lgbtq and trans in a disagreeable manner its perma ban

[ripe merlin]

If you want more go to left for dead 2 mods

[bitter hearth]

i dont want more

i want less

[urban coral]

Ngl, it's just "that" kind of community, just like Harry Potter

[urban coral]

That's all I'm going to say about it, to continue further would be against the rules

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-thug-shaker-gif-25322183

[candid cloud]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1031645431878389760/1075640298421628988/trim.82E35B51-B572-45A4-9DD8-FBDE7C9EDD0E.mov

[urban coral]

Ah yes, the Good Ending

The one in which you die

[carmine forge]

I feel like I know who made this without ever watching the OG video

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/ungovernable-project-zomboid-zomboid-pz-gif-24970742

[lone tusk]

Apu apustaja >>>>>

[neon vale]

toreador?

march of the toreadors?

[lone tusk]

Hey we heard this before

Killdozer

[urban coral]

Kill Dozer

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/mujikcboro-seriymujik-gif-24361533

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/killdozer-funny-memes-joke-gif-24464070

[teal oracle]

HA

he did that on purpose

[urban coral]

True

[candid cloud]

False.

[valid jay]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-following-video-game-gif-17964670

[void kelp]

Feels wrong without this (0:56) https://youtu.be/g57SypqeaVk

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/sfh-strike-force-heroes-sky9-sfhrc-bull-gif-26337589

[shy narwhal]

I was listening to the Freedom radio from CS

While i was lifting 60 kg

Lmfao

[wheat rune]

lost alpha kinda a walking sim

[urban coral]

Lost Alpha kinda wack

[wheat rune]

💀

[wheat rune]

its cool for me tho

more lore on stalker

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/892500447670177863/1075811995292540998/1jueiqiu91.gif

[wheat rune]

ong bro it kinda made me sleepy

but i will finish it i swear on my lord

[dense star]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/750850247680589864/1062785721410273331/how.gif

[wheat rune]

john freeman

[dense star]

look tasty

[urban coral]

Fake lore do B fake

[wheat rune]

yea but its interesting

it reminds me of a mod for postal 2 for some reason

corkscrew rules idk why xd

[sharp moss]

Yep, its still comfy

[coarse rapids]

No,no really,Lost Alpha deviates massively on build lore,and goes wack,OLR is good if you want build lore

[void kelp]

Piss fortnite**.**

[high sail]

Hai vik:3

[void kelp]

Hi furry femboy

[high sail]

I am not a furry

[wheat rune]

Something tells me this is guy really likes OLR

[coarse rapids]

Like I said,it's the best for build lore
I heard Vector of Alienation is also good but I don't know if that stays true to the build lore

[high sail]

DIE BINGUS

[void kelp]

Never forget Dec 24th 2019.

Bingus will never be forgiven.

[void kelp]

Am I the only person who always thinks it looks like sidorovich is holding an axe because of his shirt in this emote?

[rough quartz]

Now that you mention it, I can kind of see that

[valid jay]

what the hell

why haven't i heard about this one before

[candid cloud]

The XomView app is a CBT thing.

[coarse rapids]

wait Really???

[cinder crag]

he's literally me

[coarse rapids]

its supposedly a spiritual sucessor to Planescape Torment,but ppl got disappointed,there was a vide about it let me get it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kZeamEBY48

@valid jay

[lusty onyx]

hallo chat

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/925824987905024033/990281338940690442/971493088503689367.gif

[high sail]

Hai eco:3

[shy narwhal]

@vital remnant

[carmine forge]

they just had to ruin a perfectly good meme with a voiceover

[shy narwhal]

Cope

[carmine forge]

"Say the line, Bart"

[ripe merlin]

What do scavs even talk about in tarkov, similarly weird insults like in stalker?

[slender wagon]

Yeh, they scream insults or random shit

[gray jetty]

[slender wagon]

https://youtu.be/jLoMc8ZYlxk

For doom eternal fanboys who are interested in similar games

[wheat rune]

update on lost alpha: hell

[coarse rapids]

I told you bro

I warned you

[coarse rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/809759215966879755/1072338915417133138/10gxkt5-3890802680.jpeg?width=558&height=671

[wheat rune]

im searching for streloks flash drive

[high sail]

B-boy?

[gray jetty]

So I bought a game

[coarse rapids]

they lifted sanctions on russia for steam,?

[gray jetty]

I don’t live in Russia mate

[coarse rapids]

no wait

Im an idiot

[gray jetty]

[coarse rapids]

dammit

I mistook you for someone else I didnt read your name

sorry

[gray jetty]

I live in the worlds shit hole

[coarse rapids]

jack what game did you buy

[gray jetty]

Usa

I ended up getting hogwarts legacy

Honestly so far it’s pretty fun

[bitter hearth]

Im playing barotrauma alone

[gray jetty]

Gives my 3090 a work out that’s for sure

[coarse rapids]

I will download the crack when Empress is done

it looks exactly like the kind of game I play for 1 hour and drop bc its boring

[gray jetty]

Eh

Idk

So far it’s entertained me

[full grail]

I died to lag today and I want to reset profile

[gray jetty]

interested in the entire gamecube library

[coarse rapids]

why

[void kelp]

Going to airport now.

[high sail]

Woah whatchu up to

[full grail]

Hopefully he keeps it a secret

For his own safety

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/mgs-mgs-ocelot-revolver-ocelot-pipebomb-ocelot-gif-23960676

[full grail]

WUIAWFHUWFHA)IPFJWIOJFWAIFJWAf

[gray jetty]

don't chastise me buddy

[full grail]

I mean I think you know what people think of J.K. Rowling
I am neutral or rather I don't care

like Pyro said if you're against, neutral or for the game, an hitman will be hired to assassinate you

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/littlemoefades-drake-tiktok-looking-creepy-gif-23822998

[full grail]

slegna nellaf fo hself eht
the flesh of fallen angels

[gray jetty]

I don’t care either

The game is supposedly good so I’m playing it

[full grail]

pYrO sAiD oThErWisE

[gray jetty]

Idc I’ll make the judgment my self

[high sail]

Me when boy spotted

Hello faker

[candid cloud]

I get it, you are saying: slayer is a furry and he should be banned - right?

[high sail]

1984 If im banned

[candid cloud]

Is this Roumania reference?
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/643518914038595614/1075561950697771169/XD-1.mp4

[high sail]

Cars If thug shaker

[valid jay]

lmao why did leadhead recommended it then

thank you very much for those two games

they're in my wishlist cause they seem cool

[void kelp]

I like listening to this while in the airport https://youtu.be/bqc9waaiPVs

[coarse rapids]

it looks good,just that it had gigantic shoes to fill,planescape torment

[coarse rapids]

sure,I had some money on my steam account and didnt know what to do so

[rough quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/kittisaurus-creamheroes-cat-gif-18622803

[urban coral]

Don't bother looking inside the jar, I already took all the jelly beans out

[urban coral]

https://tenor.com/view/jelly-beans-gif-18267191

You want one?

[candid cloud]

Sure.

[candid cloud]

LMAO.

[urban coral]

James Fridman is a chad

[high sail]

Litteraly me

[whole fractal]

@high sail good night

[rough quartz]

[lone tusk]

Dog

[night osprey]

Hey guys, i need some help. Why the price is going to rise to 379 on S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 Ultimate Edition, but on Steam and site is 110 ?

[void kelp]

digital vs physical

lol ngl im starting to think they're pre order thing is a mess and they shouldn't have used the same names and probably should have figured out distro before allowing preorders of the physical editions

[night osprey]

Now i got it :))

[high sail]

Good night:3

[void kelp]

there's kind of a greedy vibe between the pre order stuff and the microtransaction and immediate dlc pandering they're doing. as flawed as cp2077 launch was at least they didn't do the thirsty dlc / microtransaction thing

[carmine forge]

yet

[void kelp]

its been years, they're doing one dlc years after launch and thats it

they're not going to do campfire songs and skins

2 dlc, skins and campfire songs and god knows what else at launch and a season pass idk, it's thirsty

[carmine forge]

trying to make their own version of GTA online?

well we still don't know what the multiplayer will be

[void kelp]

the microtransaction stuff is less offensive to me for MP even though I still don't like it

if people are addicted and playing it constantly I guess it makes sense to hustle and sell some dumb skins and stuff

[candid cloud]

Imagine RP servers in s2 mp.

[void kelp]

lol I'd probably play it

[cursive gazelle]

There's always a line to draw with RP. If its just them being tactically coordinated thats not RP. If they start having meetings and calling the leader Sir. Its RP.

I imagine we will be seeing that line in Stalker MP

[void kelp]

I'm sure there will be community servers with RP and rules

[cursive gazelle]

Prob. Like GTA

[void kelp]

if MP works out, speaking of CP2077 they could just can it too lol

[cursive gazelle]

I'm going to have fun watching people get black-out drunk ingame and irl at the same time tho. True Stalker Experience.

[lone tusk]

[cursive gazelle]

POV: You discovered Communism.

[cursive gazelle]

The Cummunist Book