💬┃en_offtop

[vernal loom]

Or read books

[gray jetty]

i can dead ass game for 18 hour cycles

[full grail]

Црышзк ООО ТД за вьажьвражаоадытвоаов
Спасибо
Right might aswell become serious again actually

[gray jetty]

those games man

i reached at one point a 20 hour play session in astroneer

[coarse rapids]

keep it english please

[urban coral]

How can they be that addicting for you guys, though?

[coarse rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/american-psycho-patrick-bateman-american-psycho-gif-7212093

[gray jetty]

idk how to explain it

[coarse rapids]

its like borderlands but for those without ADHD

[full grail]

Alright

[bitter hearth]

that game is also good

[bitter hearth]

engineer gaming

[marsh hamlet]

Hell yeah, I have both Factorio and satisfactory

[full grail]

Bring back pl_offtop please...

[bitter hearth]

we like automaating stuff making machines and such

[urban coral]

Huh, don't have ADHD and I like Borderlands

[gray jetty]

you should see me when im going full engineer mode

[bitter hearth]

science basicly

[gray jetty]

ask rebel

he was there

[coarse rapids]

check again

[marsh hamlet]

I'll try to join you next week

[bitter hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/the-science-team-half-life-gif-21000723

[bitter hearth]

IM WITH THE SCIENCE TEAM!

[urban coral]

Sorry, it's just a fact

[gray jetty]

yah honestly something im excited to finally get to play is this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YicXdyDFWuw

[regal heron]

i don't like duolingo, i prefer studying with like actual textbooks and stuff

[gray jetty]

when i get a new cpu

[void kelp]

I don't remember kleiner looking like he was wearing a skin suit ngl

[gray jetty]

my 10900k will become a server so the boys can play create above and beyond

[coarse rapids]

I'll call you next sunday and we can patch up an hour,time to show me your engenier genius

[gray jetty]

those type of mod packs require you to get an undergrad in minecraft science

[full grail]

"Don't have ADHD and I like Borderlands" - Sir Crimson
The message is, don't have ADHD and play Borderlands

[regal heron]

i used duolingo to learn french but i got bored of it and gave up after like a week, but then i bought a textbook and decided to learn it properly and made lots of consistent progress

[full grail]

Speaking of Borderlands
The 3rd game is unironically my favourite
Although I hate the story

[urban coral]

Don't try to correct me when you're wrong

[gray jetty]

3rd game is flat

[valid jay]

lmao i already know of leadhead

[full grail]

Alright 🥹

[urban coral]

BL3 is bad, just a fact

[valid jay]

very good channel

[bitter hearth]

does factorio go on sale or no?

[urban coral]

Ngl, Wonderlands was such a shame

[gray jetty]

no

[urban coral]

It's a neat concept

[gray jetty]

not to my knowledge

[full grail]

The music is great though
Also it's the first and only Borderlands game I ever played
I have chosen Zane as my pc

[urban coral]

How could they mess it up that bad?

[gray jetty]

so you claim its the best game

[bitter hearth]

daaamn

[coarse rapids]

Factorio will NEVER go on sale,by admission and request of the developer

[gray jetty]

and you have never played the other games

[urban coral]

You haven't even tried the ACTUAL good Borderlands games

[full grail]

Bro no I said it's my favourite and the music is good

[full grail]

Now that you mention it I am thinking about what I've said

[gray jetty]

https://www.g2a.com/factorio-pc-steam-account-global-i10000011359016

thats the closest to a sale

[full grail]

Alright once I have space

[gray jetty]

you will ever get

[urban coral]

Try BL1 and BL2

They're hella based

[full grail]

Alright will download them someday
I have them in my Epic library

[urban coral]

Nice

[bitter hearth]

guess i gotta start collecting, i hate steam for not allowing my currency bro

[urban coral]

In BL1, I played a Shock Trooper

BL2, Specialist

[bitter hearth]

like damn

[gray jetty]

sad

so

factorio is weird

if you pirate the game

the devs wont do anything about it and don't even care

but if you want mods

you NEED to buy it

[bitter hearth]

you cant do mods when pirated yes

[coarse rapids]

you cant

[bitter hearth]

i had it pirated for a long time

[coarse rapids]

or play online

[full grail]

Say that about Minecraft

[coarse rapids]

https://www.factorio.com/buy
try the demo here

[bitter hearth]

lan is allowed

[craggy crow]

Birb

[vernal loom]

Bum

[coarse rapids]

@bitter hearth https://www.factorio.com/support/faq#q-any-sales

[gray jetty]

brb let me lay down 5k miles of lan cable

[coarse rapids]

for what youre getting 30 is a fair price to be honest

[urban coral]

Or get Pizza Tower instead

[coarse rapids]

I already set up VLAN to play Arma 3 WITH DA BOYS

[lone tusk]

Why

[gray jetty]

i actually came up with a way believe it or not to make any couch co op game online

[full grail]

What you think about Da Silva?

[gray jetty]

[lone tusk]

Who?

[gray jetty]

even games on consoles

[coarse rapids]

send it on DMs bc it sounds like an interesting read

[gray jetty]

it requires money

[full grail]

You played Mp3?

[gray jetty]

a lot of money

[vernal loom]

Bird butt

[bitter hearth]

its not that its expensive, it is fair the problem is that i have to go through so much crap just to change my currency to usd, then i gotta go into more crap just so i can transfer the money to steam cuz of region problems or buy a giftcard

[lone tusk]

In 2014

[bitter hearth]

welp anyway, good night yall im gonna head out

[full grail]

Oh, do you remember Da Silva?

[lone tusk]

No

[coarse rapids]

yhea,its a hassle with currencies outside the most common 1st world ones

[urban coral]

Cya later

[coarse rapids]

good night

[full grail]

Good hunting stalker

[bitter hearth]

tell me too

[lone tusk]

Euro dudes be like

Gn 👍

[bitter hearth]

im not european

[urban coral]

Him, Euro?

Afraid not

[lone tusk]

To soon to sleep

[gray jetty]

you need a capture card and a titan one

[gray jetty]

both of which are sadly not cheap

https://www.amazon.com/ConsoleTuner-Titan-One-Xbox-playstation-4/dp/B00LH5XZQS

[lone tusk]

America hour enjoyer

[gray jetty]

you need one of these for every player thats playing

and

[bitter hearth]

i live in the african deserts

[full grail]

Jack shall I buy a ps3 just so I could play MGS4?

I can't emulate it

[lone tusk]

I got like 100 controler emulators

[high sail]

Oh lmao

[gray jetty]

those plug into the console

[full grail]

Plus I don't have a blu-ray optical drive SO I CAN'T RIP THE DAMN THING

[lone tusk]

And every last one got bad analog sensitivity

[gray jetty]

to trick the console into thinking controllers are plugged in

[lone tusk]

Cool

[gray jetty]

then

using parsec

people can sync there controller to your pc over the internet then

they can controller the titan ones

but the most expensive bit is you need one of these https://www.amazon.com/AVerMedia-GC573-Live-Gamer-4K/dp/B07DHSZC4K

and why this one ?

because it has the lowest actual capture latency of any capture card ive ever come across

[bitter hearth]

but its too much work just to play lan

[gray jetty]

because you all have to play the game via a capture card window

this is all work the host has to do

all you need is a xbox controller

[lone tusk]

I can play local on my pc with one ps3 controller and one xbox S

It's so cool

[gray jetty]

well yah

but like im talking about couch co-op console games

[lone tusk]

Ewww console

[gray jetty]

if the game has no pc port what am i suppose to do

[lone tusk]

Also, @coarse rapids call me for a duel on parsec on ace combat when you learn how to fly

We can make a live on twich to show the dudes how well i can play

[coarse rapids]

thats quite a ways off hahahah

[gray jetty]

i really need to get an avermedia it's so much better than the elgato

[coarse rapids]

and I aint a twitch streamer

[gray jetty]

i hate my elgato thing is actually trash

[full grail]

Uuh Jack not sure if you know this but does my TV look like I could connect a console?

[gray jetty]

idk ive never seen it

[lone tusk]

Nah is just to show the screen and let the dudes put bets

[full grail]

I was sending the image

[full grail]

And?

[gray jetty]

idk does it have analog inputs

[coarse rapids]

time to rush thru ace combat 1 and 2

[carmine forge]

is that SAMP?

[gray jetty]

no analog ports there sir

[full grail]

Nah I am watching Jameskii play on a gmod SCP server

[simple sage]

Sevka Slav#8452 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[lone tusk]

Also, we will do on ace combat zero bc i got all planes on him

[gray jetty]

not any you would want anyway

lol

[carmine forge]

Phew. I was scared for a bit

[full grail]

I want a ps3 so I can play MGS4

[coarse rapids]

youll have to wait

[full grail]

About me?

[lone tusk]

Fine by me

[gray jetty]

i saw something some of you might be interested in

https://www.resetera.com/threads/decompilation-projects-ot-free-next-gen-update-for-your-favorite-classics-a-link-to-the-past-pc-port-out-now.682687/

it's a list of all major in progress decomp projects

[lone tusk]

It's a tragedy how it still a exclusive

[carmine forge]

Yeas

[lone tusk]

Make a random bad port for pc konami, just put one big resolution

[full grail]

Nah man I never played Samp
I played MTA actually and bro I LOVE FFS GAMING

[full grail]

Me?

[lone tusk]

Mg4 got cool guns

Ak103

[gray jetty]

i mean idk

maybe you would be interested in

[lone tusk]

I only saw her on stalker mods

[gray jetty]

but once those games are decompiled people can mod them in literally anyway they want

[wheat rune]

yoga looked avg weight too

[gray jetty]

the sky is the limit

[full grail]

Kazir Kelemin

[gray jetty]

cus they will have the entire working source code for the game

[wheat rune]

borov in cs vs borov in soc..

[carmine forge]

That's why he was toppled by Borov

[full grail]

I heard the way ps3 was encoded was dogwater
Even Valve/GabeN hated it

[wheat rune]

yoga my beloved ❤️

[gray jetty]

meaning you can get things like 60fps or 120fps or even more if you wanted for some reason

entirely custom control features

like gyro aim

[full grail]

True?

[gray jetty]

probably

[wheat rune]

Borov is the most Handsome man In thE zone.

[gray jetty]

i know nothing about ps3

beyond there expensive

[full grail]

One I saw that costs £30

[gray jetty]

the fat model

the launch version of the console

is the one everyone wants

[full grail]

Yeah

[gray jetty]

and its big money

[full grail]

And slim?

[gray jetty]

the og model

[gray jetty]

has ps2 hardware inside it

while all other models do not

so it can seamlessly playback ps2 games

[full grail]

Anyway Jack possible for my pc to be able to setup a ps3 on it?

[gray jetty]

not a chance lmfao

[full grail]

AHEM TV

[lone tusk]

Cursed

[gray jetty]

ps3 has hdmi bro

[full grail]

I think my mom told me that once years ago

[full grail]

No hdmi extender too?

[gray jetty]

i thought you meant emulate ps3

[full grail]

There's a reason why I talked about the console
I CAN'T LOL, my cpu won't handle they told me

[gray jetty]

even the best computers money can buy can only just barely do it

[lone tusk]

The ps2 emulator still sucks, i don't even want to think about ps3

[full grail]

It's random you say then? If so shall I buy a blu-ray compatible optical drive and rip the files and emulate them?

[gray jetty]

you can't

you need like at minimum a 10 core cpu to even try

[full grail]

._.

[gray jetty]

and 16 cores is required to get a constant 60

[full grail]

Oh my god...

[gray jetty]

not to mention the immense graphics horse power needed

[full grail]

[craggy crow]

Raw tomatoes in soy sauce is good

[lone tusk]

I used to have one of those on my job
10gen I7
32gb ram
Gtx 90 and something
I could play the doom directly on my browser

But his motherboard was killed by the university electricity problems

[gray jetty]

flacky psu

[full grail]

I really like Pizza

[carmine forge]

which one?

[full grail]

Any, even Banana and Pineapple

[craggy crow]

Banana? 💀

[full grail]

Well... I've said ANY

[craggy crow]

Broccoli?

[neon vale]

who tf is like this and not the absolute opposite

[lone tusk]

@shy narwhal pizza

[neon vale]

raw tomatoes slap
those suck

[carmine forge]

I am

[craggy crow]

True

[full grail]

type not anything, it's not like I would eat a pizza with Sidorovich konservny banak nasygarald by Strelok

[gray jetty]

i guess it got a lot better since last i heard https://rpcs3.net/quickstart

[shy narwhal]

I will strangle both of you

[lone tusk]

[gray jetty]

but honestly im not sure how much i trust those specs

[full grail]

That's literally what I downloaded

[lone tusk]

Maybe in 2030 will be already playable

[gray jetty]

"CPUs without AVX2 and with less than 4 cores and 8 threads are expected to run very badly over"

yah it wont play for you lol

your cpu doesn't even have AVX1

[lone tusk]

Pcsx2 still got unsolved problems on his emulation and the emulation community sucks to do something

[high sail]

False
Strelok is
Right @vernal loom ?

[gray jetty]

i thought about getting a ps2 but honestly the barrier to entry is the interlaced nature of it's video

there are no currently on the market actually good deinterlacers

[full grail]

I mean aslong as you server it for dinner or just a snack it ain't heresy, only in a restaurant

[gray jetty]

that do not add a bunch of gross artifacts

[full grail]

I don't care aslong as it tastes good

[lone tusk]

You** should i got away to many stutters and i can barely maintain 60fps with 11 gen i5 and 16gb of ram

[gray jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/brook-one-piece-smoking-fumando-brook-fumando-gif-24162151

wanna bet i can do better

[lone tusk]

I hope so

I just wish* i could get a better emulation of ace combat 5

He runs like sh!t

[gray jetty]

wanna know whats funny about the AVX2 requirement

[lone tusk]

Felix double delicious

[craggy crow]

Why not drink Philippine banana ketchup in this point

[gray jetty]

intel 12th and 13th gen removed it

[carmine forge]

Is that thing real?

[high sail]

Apples

[lone tusk]

[void kelp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/849087648697155675/1075107530512019537/1EC4BF7B-8EFD-4B60-8AA1-329027B690CD.gif

[gray jetty]

so if you wanna emulate ps2 or ps3 you have to go amd

[craggy crow]

In the Philippines yes, idk in other countries

They say it originated from world war II

[high sail]

He saw the average waifuslayer post in en offtop

[carmine forge]

i MUST get a bottle

[craggy crow]

It's good af

[void kelp]

true...

[lone tusk]

Ewww amd
My pc is full intel enjoyer
Cpu intel
Gpu intel
Intel drivers
Intel wallpaper

[high sail]

Yes

[carmine forge]

funny how some of the greatest things appear at the worst of times

[gray jetty]

intel is ass what are you on

[lone tusk]

[high sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1054267609731829770/1075182243573661696/20221024_070412.jpg

[gray jetty]

there burning there company to the ground

[craggy crow]

Americans brought tomatoes to our country but since tomatoes were hard to find Filipinos invented banana ketchup because bananas were common

[gray jetty]

to really explain how bad intel is at doing there job

[lone tusk]

They fixed his gpu drivers

[neon vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1075169318339362877/trim.8DD45B91-48F0-4B30-8CF0-6F17E6B9DEDE.mov

[gray jetty]

nvidia has 3x less hardware engineers

[full grail]

Feliz Navidad

[gray jetty]

and yet some how manages to release a functional product every time

[gray jetty]

intel with all these extra engineers seems to just be face planting time and time again

[lone tusk]

[full grail]

Average Tarkov fanboy

[gray jetty]

i have an a770

i bought it as a meme

i was never able to get it to actually work

only 3d thing i got it to run

was 3d mark

any and all games i tried would just instantly crash

[high sail]

No cus i like boys more even though im bi and Guns are cool

[full grail]

It's so weak it's kinda ridiculous

[lone tusk]

My games too, i just did 1000 fixs

[high sail]

Femboy*

[lone tusk]

I never able to run dmc 5 without problems

[gray jetty]

my 3090 has worked flawlessly since day one 😎

[full grail]

פop I’ɯ ƃlɐp ʇɥǝ qɹᴉʇ’s sǝuʇ ns oʌǝɹ ʇo ∀nsʇɹɐlᴉɐ so ʍǝ pou’ʇ ɥɐʌǝ ʇo pǝɐl ʍᴉʇɥ ʇɥǝɯ ɐuʎɯoɹǝ (Soɹɹʎ ɟoɹ Ǝuƃlᴉsɥ I’ɯ ∀nsʇɹɐlᴉɐu)
Ok

[carmine forge]

It looks like there is none being sold in my area

[void kelp]

Cya anomaly lovers I'm gonna go play anomaly now

[carmine forge]

The tragedy of not being a banana republic

[high sail]

What

[full grail]

I played Vanilla

[high sail]

Bai femboy:3

[lone tusk]

The game literally runs with a crash warn on the screen, but if you minimaze the warn you can play with no problems

Intel experience 😎👍

[full grail]

I dunno found it on Reddit

[lone tusk]

I show you later

[craggy crow]

If I can I would send you a box of it

[gray jetty]

i use to be on the intel hype train

i have a 10900k

[void kelp]

not true

[gray jetty]

but intel is just not good anymore

[void kelp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/844730431542919189/1068629975336505424/FCA10A76-9720-427C-BCA7-80B31B4EDF46.gif

[carmine forge]

SEND

[void kelp]

why do people name anime girls after firearms

[carmine forge]

Actually, wouldn't it expire by the time it arrives?

[gray jetty]

idk

[lone tusk]

Check the iris xe
She is the best worst integrated graphics, she can run anything if you know how to fix the problems

[high sail]

How so

[urban coral]

Lack of a father figure

[gray jetty]

pfff

[high sail]

Show Reddit history

[gray jetty]

id rather waste my time getting something worth while to run

[void kelp]

im a gun dude in the 2020s and im not anything like that

[gray jetty]

like napalm

[craggy crow]

I dunno I never tried sending stuff to my friends there

[gray jetty]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/314540963315843072/867528281113100318/3dfx-Werbung-Eng-online-video-cu.gif

[high sail]

||its all femboy||

[void kelp]

[void kelp]

[high sail]

Hmmm alright

[lone tusk]

I like my intel iris xe
I can play ace combat 7 at 60fps st very high
And at same time lagging on my vietcong modded a game from 2000s

[void kelp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/925855860557746267/1033439902576160881/8D86F3B1-B357-495E-A9FC-3ACEB6D2EDC2.gif

[gray jetty]

whats funny is those graphics were never even designed to run games lol

there basically just a display

[craggy crow]

@carmine forge

[lone tusk]

I think it's not, but i run anyway

[gray jetty]

if they can open a game thats just an added bonus

[craggy crow]

Looks like our bottles ran out, time to restock later

[high sail]

Cats♥️
Catboys and catgirls even better

[carmine forge]

From my friend's experience, intercontinental shipping is an exhaustingly protracted process

[high sail]

[gray jetty]

ive spent idk how long tbh trouble shooting napalm to get it working and or to do things that should never be doable

[lone tusk]

https://youtu.be/2UUGip3j1oQ
I think she is great

[gray jetty]

7 20p

L

[simple sage]

╲⧹ Congo Line! ⧸╱#0777 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[lone tusk]

Wolf catch a bad word user

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/gib-gibs-milkers-apu-apustaja-hands-gif-14790740

[high sail]

Ughh go away Wolf
Femboy

[void kelp]

m rated game
doesnt allow bad wor

[gray jetty]

yup

cus we don't use logic around these parts son

https://tenor.com/view/brook-one-piece-smoking-fumando-brook-fumando-gif-24162151

[lone tusk]

Wash your hands with soap darty boy

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/perturbadrosss-gif-21674615

[lone tusk]

[carmine forge]

We can tolerate violence but we draw the line at profanity

[gray jetty]

had they been 6 months sooner history likely would have panned out very differently

[high sail]

We allow boys And femboys tho

[void kelp]

can you take a moment to not use that word or anything related to it

[lone tusk]

You have been muted literally yesterday

[high sail]

He makes a good point

[high sail]

1984

[valid jay]

oh my god those fans

[craggy crow]

Then there's a 50/50 chance it won't

[carmine forge]

Such a golden time

[void kelp]

are the fans as small as they look

[high sail]

Real

[gray jetty]

each fan cools one chip

[carmine forge]

I like those odds

[gray jetty]

there are 4 chips

they dont use that much power

[lone tusk]

Fan fan vs ice coller enjoyer

[gray jetty]

cus it was the year 2000

video cards didn't suck down 800 watts yet

[high sail]

Nitrogen cooled PC

[gray jetty]

i found out the machine i saw at work

is capable of solidifying helium

[valid jay]

this is so terrible, imagine the noise

[gray jetty]

eh there not that loud

if you oil them

[lone tusk]

Sometimes i think it's raining on my house but it's just my cooler working

[gray jetty]

i really wish work would jsut let me use the really really big chilling machine

so i can use it to demolish some world records

[lone tusk]

You know want, imma go learn html

It will be my 8 programming language

[gray jetty]

most people never even try to buy liquid helium cus of how expensive it is

but what if i don't have to buy any eh?

apply like -250c to the cpu

[lone tusk]

how

[gray jetty]

the machine can solidify helium

[lone tusk]

Imma go get the ice coller

[gray jetty]

liquid helium is the coldest thing

that can exist under normal atmosphere

but it really REALLY doesn't like existing

and so it will very quickly stop existing

this chiller is basically a massive cascade cooler

the biggest ive ever seen

[carmine forge]

Liquid helium be like

[gray jetty]

basically^

[lone tusk]

Fina but what programming language is that ?

[gray jetty]

there is a type of cooler called a phase changer

[raven void]

you could buy cheaper chemical then extract from it, I could be wrong idk I don't study chemistry

[gray jetty]

cascade reference the method at which it uses to get very cold

its basically a bunch of compressors plugged together

[lone tusk]

Dude just want to make chernobyl 2 on his house

[lone tusk]

Cool

[gray jetty]

it probably has like 5 giga compressors in it

maybe even more im not really sure

it turns 10k watts of power

into cold

but id need to build a phase change plate to plug into it

[lone tusk]

[raven void]

it's fision process not fusion oh wait...

[gray jetty]

cus no phase change block ever made for mounting to a pc could survive that much preasure

basically how it works

is when the super critical helium fluid smashes into the back of phase change block

[lone tusk]

[high sail]

Now the moment has passed

[gray jetty]

the pressure equalizes and makes it instantly vaporize

but when it does this

it takes a massive amount of heat with it

[gray jetty]

and the colder the super critical fluid

the more cold it heat removes

[raven void]

High Volume Alert

[gray jetty]

it's done on smaller scale using more pedestrian refrigerants typically but when your trying to get down to around absolute zero

most other gasses will just become a solid

[carmine forge]

most

[gray jetty]

helium can not become a solid with out compressing it down a lot

hence it's the only thing you can use

but the problem with helium is

it really likes to leak out of things

[lone tusk]

While jack typing :
Print(" ")
Jack++

[gray jetty]

meaning you have to build the chambers and fittings you have to weld and then reinforce every single bound

or else the helium will get out

which when you got that much pressure would mean you will die 😎

[lone tusk]

I like that part

[gray jetty]

yah its why they always tell hobbiest not to try and make cascades

[lone tusk]

Does that thing exist or is just theorical?

[gray jetty]

no it does exist

ive seen one

lol

it was at work

[carmine forge]

I'm gonna become a welder at such facility and do a little trolling

[lone tusk]

[gray jetty]

there is a reason they tell you not to try and make these

and its because if you get uneven pressure somewhere

the entire thing will explode liek a frag grenade

and you will die

[lone tusk]

Let's see if we can generate more power in case of a american atack to see what can be happen

[high sail]

Damn nerd jack in nerd offtopic

[gray jetty]

like you will be slatted like a bug

[high sail]

Sounds awesome

[gray jetty]

ik

i wanna make one

[lone tusk]

[lone tusk]

Rip jack

[gray jetty]

I don't understand the exact details of how to make one that can actually compress helium though

as sadly it's not really documented

[carmine forge]

skill issue

[lone tusk]

I just wish i could learn how to do a functional sub routine, my scripts keep running with like 19282737 while functions

[gray jetty]

ik it's something ill have to figure out when i get to go become an engineer

[lone tusk]

[gray jetty]

would you care to go into more detail on how exactly i might build a helium based cascade

[lone tusk]

Theres some dudes working on that kind of stuff here but with solar panels and water stuff

[gray jetty]

and if your wondering why in the hell

does my company need a device like this

its for cooling magnets

the biggest electromagnets you have ever seen

[high sail]

I thought You wanted a torture chamber

[lone tusk]

I saw one magnet stuff the generates energy or something, i feel really sick when i get close
I was not made to work with capacitors and generators only scripts and blender

[gray jetty]

if you have a pacemaker

the magnet would kill you

[lone tusk]

You will be our guinea pig

We will put you inside the magnet chamber

[gray jetty]

a person wouldn't fit inside

the magnets are for bending ions

[lone tusk]

We can put in parts

[high sail]

@carmine forge would fit

[gray jetty]

you couldn't even get your head in there

lmao

[lone tusk]

[high sail]

How about my to- actually stratch that

[gray jetty]

but anywy

basically you heat a cathode

[craggy crow]

No no continue it

[carmine forge]

I'm actually tall, so no

[craggy crow]

It adds another day to your mute

[gray jetty]

which then emits ions which are then sucked into the chamber and the magnets act as filters

[craggy crow]

Proof?

[carmine forge]

PROCEED DON'T STOP

[gray jetty]

as they are tuned to only allow ions of particular properties to fit through a tiny slit

[high sail]

You really dont like me huh

[gray jetty]

then they go through a secondary filter magnet

and then are smashed into a piece of silicon

very lamins terms

[craggy crow]

Whaatttt nooo pshhhhh I love everyone here

[high sail]

Petition to make sir jack nerd posting channel

[high sail]

🤨

[craggy crow]

[carmine forge]

Me(100% real)

[carmine forge]

What an amazing time that was

[craggy crow]

💀

[high sail]

Certified hood classic right there

[high sail]

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!

[full grail]

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!

[full grail]

I an 15 and 6'2'ft

[carmine forge]

Same but no longer 15

[full grail]

Ok

Wait wha- oh...

Is it a coincidence or are British people short?

I am the tallest in my school

[carmine forge]

I ain't British

[full grail]

And thank god for that

[craggy crow]

What's the average height in your country?

??? 💀

[carmine forge]

178.45cm for men and 166.33cm for women

You?

[lone tusk]

I dunno, brazil is just the hell of ethnicitys, my dad family a long, long time before have portuguese roots, and my mom family is a bunch of indigenous and poor people
The height is veeery mixed

[craggy crow]

Uhhhhhh hindi ako nagsasalita ng ingles

[craggy crow]

Like comparing to everyone you met there's no common height?

[carmine forge]

Я тагальською також не кумекаю, але ж мені це не заважає

[lone tusk]

No, my friends are high than me but theres too many be very smaller than me, i don't think* theres a average brazilian height

[lone tusk]

Femjerma

[craggy crow]

-speakings Tagalog
-replies in Ukrainian

[carmine forge]

bet it's less than 6ft

[craggy crow]

Crazy

[high sail]

Real

[carmine forge]

they're basically the same language

[craggy crow]

How, please enlighten me

[high sail]

Bine mă cum spui tu

[lone tusk]

Nah, bc in north we got too many african and local tribes ancestors, but on south we got too many European ancestors, and very recently, 1900-1800 a bunch of germans came to south brazil, and indeed south brazil is the wealthy part of brazil

[craggy crow]

https://tenor.com/view/do-you-speaka-any-english-speaka-speaka-english-jackie-chan-rush-hour-gif-18426418

[lone tusk]

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/explaining-gif-22499839

[lone tusk]

We are giants and we eat white mans
That's all

[high sail]

Nu știu engleză dar iau 10 la ora de engleză

[urban coral]

@coarse rapids
All normal stages on Floor 1 P-Rank'd

Only Pepperman now

[high sail]

Where are the cute guys at

[craggy crow]

I would actually love to know since Im trying to learn your language

[carmine forge]

Моя школа взагалі мала поглиблене вивчення англійської

[high sail]

Mă-ta

[lone tusk]

Bolt this man

[high sail]

I speak Romanian, english And understand french and can read greek

[high sail]

[vernal loom]

What’s up with dads and making really bad jokes

[craggy crow]

I only know English, Tagalog and some Spanish because Tagalog has some Spanish in it

[lone tusk]

LOL

[pearl wraith]

this needs to be pinned

[coarse rapids]

wow,you going THRU it really fast

[high sail]

Someone pin that

[carmine forge]

Well, being unironic, I think they have 2% similarity at best since they originate from the opposite parts of the globe

[high sail]

PLEASE

[high sail]

👍

[carmine forge]

tell your dad that he is very based person and has a great sense of humor too

[lone tusk]

Also what is written there

[craggy crow]

Makes sense

Thought it was serious for a sec since it was like the third time you said that

[urban coral]

That's the point of P-Ranks

[lone tusk]

https://youtu.be/I8oamxAJ4Jk
Also take a look at this, one day i was playing vanilla cop and after i help the loners with the bandit robbery, i saw a big group of gopnik outside the skadovsk

I could make a creepysta
Stalker.exe

[carmine forge]

well, I do remember seeing some kind of chart that showed how much time does it take for Anglophone person to learn a certain language and interestingly enough, Tagalog and Ukrainian had the same score

[void kelp]

Got the veles now

[lone tusk]

Ewww anomaly

[craggy crow]

Interesting

[craggy crow]

Goddamn fov

[void kelp]

Yes.

[lone tusk]

I think theres a meme about anomaly players and high fov
@carmine forge

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-stalker2-anomaly-explaining-fov-gif-22384734

[void kelp]

I like hwo it looks

[carmine forge]

found it

[high sail]

High fov so i can see how the bloodsucker eats me in full

[carmine forge]

okay, A LOT of languages have the same score

[lone tusk]

Where brazil

[carmine forge]

west of Spain

[lone tusk]

Nooooooooooo

[high sail]

Dont show this to athea

[lone tusk]

@vernal loom

[carmine forge]

@vernal loom

[lone tusk]

[karmic bluff]

atheadax@

[carmine forge]

xadaehta@

[urban coral]

@vernal loom

[lone tusk]

Atheadax reaction seeing three pings on en_offtop:

[craggy crow]

I can't read it

[carmine forge]

make it 4

@vernal loom

[high sail]

@vernal loom

[carmine forge]

eyesight issue

[high sail]

Five :3

[carmine forge]

try opening the link in browser

https://www.fsi-language-courses.org/media/3830/fsi-language-difficulty-ranking.png
https://gurmentor.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/gurmentor.com-best-techniques-for-learning-a-foreign-language-2020-06-18_14-15-32_545607.png

[craggy crow]

Discord quality and high astigmatism issue

[gray jetty]

Hell yah brother

[lone tusk]

[lone tusk]

@high sail

[carmine forge]

warranty expired

[urban coral]

@gray jetty
https://youtu.be/_ahOBDBBzpA

ATM PC

[gray jetty]

Not a pc

[urban coral]

ATM PC

[gray jetty]

That’s a 240 volt power distribution

[high sail]

Is that what i see

[lone tusk]

Wow that was my job once in the microcontrollers discipline, my project was to make a arduino machine that could run a doow wad, but i couldn't finish so instead i make a german ww2 enigma machine on arduino

[gray jetty]

Neither the cable or the adapter are rated for 240

But

Eh

[urban coral]

Ayo baby hands

Hella nice

[gray jetty]

If it melted I’d cry

[lone tusk]

[carmine forge]

when*

[lone tusk]

Time for reflection is over

[lament zealot]

@shy narwhal #📜┃s2_suggestions listen, so many modern games (especially AAA) have super mediocre gore

[lone tusk]

Classic stalker is not exactly a manhunt

[carmine forge]

We need more realistic gore so that violence is disturbing and offputing and NOT entertaining

[lament zealot]

Stalker's got solid meaty ragdolls that weigh a bunch.
Rising Storm 2: Vietnam and Insurgency Sandstorm has got solid ragdoll animations.
I want something juicy, but not over the top like Insurgency Sandstorm's rolling or RS2:V's ragdoll stiffness

[urban coral]

You know, maybe HoC should have the Bloody Mess perk

[high sail]

I want to see stalker get gibbed in a Anomaly in 4k uhd

[lone tusk]

Man is amazing how the f1 gore art are still great

[vernal loom]

WHY AM I GETTING OINGED

[urban coral]

F1 animations pretty great, yeah

[urban coral]

Sorry for oinging you, it was important

[gray jetty]

I ordered angled plugs though for this

[carmine forge]

Oh hi dax

[gray jetty]

Which will make the set up more clean

[carmine forge]

btw how was the surgery?

[high sail]

Hello athea
Happy Valentine's day fren

Aww

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/poorxy-gif-17967858

[vernal loom]

What

[high sail]

What

[carmine forge]

What

[lone tusk]

We need to quoted it
"Revive from cringe"

[high sail]

Dies from cringe

[carmine forge]

Ping me tomorrow so I make one

[lone tusk]

👍

[urban coral]

Got a mod for F4 which actually makes the laser and plasma death animations look like the Interplay Fallouts. It's pretty based

[carmine forge]

show

[urban coral]

https://www.nexusmods.com/fallout4/mods/23780/

[high sail]

I know that mod
Its pretty cool

[lone tusk]

Is funny how nv and 3 got no animations at all, the dude just explode in pieces

[high sail]

Ash

[lone tusk]

Also i got the live dismemberment mod you should try

Theres one for nv too

[lone tusk]

And 3 got a increased gore particles mod

[urban coral]

https://youtu.be/kIsfsDXOO1o

[urban coral]

Eh, not sure if I'm a fan of that one

[vernal loom]

Guys why am I being pinged

What do you need?

[urban coral]

Check inbox

[carmine forge]

how was the surgery?

[vernal loom]

I don't care if I'm being punged I just want answers lol

Surgery?

[lone tusk]

It's great, the dude falls on the ground screaming in pain without his leg and then he desperately ready his pistol to try to stop but i took out his arm and ke........

[pearl wraith]

waifuslayer cringe

[lone tusk]

[vernal loom]

OH WAIT

[lament zealot]

very nice

[carmine forge]

why were you going to the doctor then?

[vernal loom]

So basically

I actually cried all day yesterday

[carmine forge]

why?

[high sail]

Damn im sorry to hear that :(

[craggy crow]

What happened?

[lone tusk]

You're kinda missing this days

[vernal loom]

Basically, they did an ultrasound where I've been feeling so much pain.

[pearl wraith]

[vernal loom]

I get a call that day. You know what they found?

[carmine forge]

LMAO ur pregnant?

[urban coral]

Cysts

[vernal loom]

No.

they found NOTHING.

[urban coral]

NO WAY

[vernal loom]

NOTHING.

[craggy crow]

? 💀

[urban coral]

PLOT TWIST

[carmine forge]

so, ur never gonna be pregnant?

[craggy crow]

!?!?!?

[urban coral]

Yeah, because she's actually a he

[lone tusk]

You got ghost pain by the ghosts of the stalkers that you killed to drink their blood

[vernal loom]

I'm so upset. I was literally sobbing because I've been in so much pain for years, and recently I've been so sick from the pain

[cinder crag]

adds up

[high sail]

Atleast its not a tumor

[carmine forge]

What was the cause then?

[vernal loom]

Like right now I'm cooking, my legs are shaking and I can barely stand

[vernal loom]

I got no answers.

[carmine forge]

Parkinson?

[urban coral]

Sounds professional

[cinder crag]

so wait, they just found nothing and then thats it? they're not going to figure out the cause?

[craggy crow]

That serious damn

[high sail]

:(

[pearl wraith]

a tumor is fixable

[vernal loom]

Nope

[cinder crag]

bro what

[vernal loom]

I'm in pain as we speak.

[gray jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/brook-one-piece-smoking-fumando-brook-fumando-gif-24162151

[lament zealot]

what the hell is happening

[carmine forge]

Maybe you shouldn't be cooking in such condition

[pearl wraith]

Welcome to Intermountain Healthcare

[lament zealot]

I leave for 5 minutes and u hh chronic pelvis pain?

[cinder crag]

cut off your feet

[vernal loom]

I'm physically shaking because my health has worsened so much

[lament zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/yell-scream-scared-saw-gif-16238285

[carmine forge]

Maybe pay doctor a visit?

[urban coral]

Only thing you can do is make another appointment, maybe with a different doctor or hospital

[carmine forge]

again...

[vernal loom]

I've visited 3 different doctors

[craggy crow]

Then you should rest and leave the chores to the others until you guys find a solution

[vernal loom]

Third doctor has yet to give a call regarding my blood and urine test

[craggy crow]

Seems very serious

[carmine forge]

When is he gonna call?

[pearl wraith]

i agree

[vernal loom]

Nice I'm crying again

[carmine forge]

Why now?

[vernal loom]

I can't stop working now, this is for my family

[carmine forge]

you don't have to kill yourself for them

they understand because they love you

[pearl wraith]

we all deserve sick days

[carmine forge]

hopefully

[cinder crag]

[craggy crow]

Surely they would understand especially in that condition

[vernal loom]

I'm just so angry with myself. Why am I in so much pain? Why am I so sick? But there's nothing wrong with me?

[urban coral]

That's what they're saying

You know what you feel, they don't

[cinder crag]

im just confused how they didn't find anything

[pearl wraith]

The human body doesn't hurt without reason

[cinder crag]

like what did they say

[carmine forge]

These things just happen sometimes. Just give yourself some rest and it'll disappear with time

hopefully

[pearl wraith]

Nerve damage perhaps?

[cinder crag]

those doctors are some quacks

[urban coral]

But yeah, don't stress yourself. Take some rest whenever you can

[urban coral]

Hella

[vernal loom]

“Everything with your reproductive system is normal.” That's it.

[cinder crag]

thats all they checked?

[vernal loom]

I can't. I have to help my family and do schoolwork.

[pearl wraith]

they killed my cousin

[carmine forge]

Then it's not about the reproductive system

[urban coral]

But it was at your arms? 🤨

[vernal loom]

Call me Tremor- I'm shaking like an earthquake

https://tenor.com/view/rise-up-rise-from-the-ground-worm-monster-tremors-gif-16627660

[carmine forge]

just tell them about your situation and get some rest

[urban coral]

If you aren't capable of doing things, you're just not. They have to see the seriousness of the situation

[vernal loom]

They don't care.

[gray jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/frank-herbert-dune-sandworm-spice-flow-gif-18397345

[urban coral]

Exactly, so don't care about them

Sorry to be so blunt about it, but that's just how it is

[lament zealot]

cringe!

[urban coral]

Because it sounds like you need some rest

[cinder crag]

bro what

thats unfair as hell

[lament zealot]

definitely keep a close eye on anything surrounding the pain

[vernal loom]

But I love my family???

[carmine forge]

"That's why we love you. Even on your death bed you making jokes."©️ Shrek

[urban coral]

And if they loved you, they would see how you're doing

[lament zealot]

does it hurt more or less when doing a particular thing? when you're in a particular environment?

[neon vale]

there are certain points where self interest wins out

like health concerns
which this is

[gray jetty]

well if you kill your self helping them

it wont do anyone any favors

[carmine forge]

And they DON'T love to see you hurt

[cinder crag]

im just trying to figure out what it could possibly be

[carmine forge]

wait, they don't?

[cinder crag]

im assuming they did xrays, blood tests, scans, and the whole bunch

[pearl wraith]

i don't know enough about anatomy to speculate

[urban coral]

Odd

[cinder crag]

how did they not find anything

[urban coral]

Yeah

[cinder crag]

or even an explanation

[vernal loom]

It doesn't matter anyway. This pain has been for years. It's just now taking its toll on me.

[pearl wraith]

all I can offer is my time, my support, my prayers, and my affection

[carmine forge]

It's not too late to take measures

[vernal loom]

I've taken blood tests before. They said my hemoglobin and iron was low. Apparently they’re normal as of last check.

I got blood drawn and a urine collection last Friday. Still waiting on a call.

[urban coral]

Wait for that

In the meantime, take it easy

Seen your pain, the others just need to understand your situation

If they don't, well, screw them, sorry to say

Because any normal rational person would allow you some rest, seen your situation

And yes, this also goes for school

After all, you couldn't foresee this happening to you

[full grail]

https://youtu.be/nVNDm2w3-K0

[full grail]

Huh?! Athea what's happening?

[carmine forge]

she's in pain

[urban coral]

She's in severe pain

[cinder crag]

im trying to thibk pf what it could be

[urban coral]

Wouldn't know either, tbh

[cinder crag]

the only thing i can think of is some nerve or some tissue damage

[vernal loom]

I'm not shaking because of it, I'm just weak

[urban coral]

Ah, alright

[full grail]

https://youtu.be/I9d4AJkKJsA

[urban coral]

But yeah, she's Tremor rn

[lone tusk]

it's not good for us to make assumptions, let's wait for the test results and hope for the best

[urban coral]

Literally

[urban coral]

Basically this

[full grail]

Jesus...
@vernal loom get well soon...

[vernal loom]

https://tenor.com/view/hysterical-laughter-laughing-gif-25735842

[full grail]

This theme sounds like absolute end of the world

[lone tusk]

Yeah get well soon we are all praying for you 👍

[urban coral]

Aye

[full grail]

Yeah...

[vernal loom]

I'm not understanding why I'm getting so much support. But thanks a lot guys, love you all ❤️❤️❤️

[urban coral]

And please, do take some rest

[gray jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/popcat-gif-19407733

[urban coral]

Who wouldn't?

[gray jetty]

anyone who comes to off topic asking for help will always receive help

[urban coral]

True

[cinder crag]

[cinder crag]

is that so

[gray jetty]

unless its anomaly

[urban coral]

True again

[full grail]

Why are you even asking that?
We know you (here that is) and we pretty much are the fellow people you can talk to, don't question it

[cinder crag]

jack i have a question

[lone tusk]

Based

[gray jetty]

shoot

[vernal loom]

I can't really type rn, lmao. But thanks from the bottom of my heart❤️❤️

[cinder crag]

https://tenor.com/view/pull-the-trigger-fire-pistol-bullet-shoot-gif-14079588

[carmine forge]

Rest. Don't type.

[urban coral]

^

[gray jetty]

well thats not a question

[full grail]

They don't care? What the hell?

[urban coral]

Exactly

[full grail]

But if it was somebody else they would?

[vernal loom]

I've just been complaining so long, and I've seen 3 doctors at this point

[full grail]

Aha

[vernal loom]

My family loves me, they wouldn't take me to the doctor if they didn't

[full grail]

Actually yeah I thought about that too

[urban coral]

Just allow yourself some rest and wait for the call

[vernal loom]

I'll do that

[full grail]

I am away from mine, only with my mother, I don't think I deserve them

[vernal loom]

I'll come back when there is an update

[full grail]

The fact you're reacting Athea tells me you have great feelings rn

[vernal loom]

Real, I am emotional asf

[full grail]

Knew it

Nah the gif was alr

[vernal loom]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-black-guy-meme-sad-gif-11746329

[wheat rune]

Second

[pearl wraith]

I'll keep the server updated and make sure they don't tear the walls down, if you want another hiatus

[vernal loom]

Haha its good

[wheat rune]

i got 1000 upvotes for comparing my dog to strelok

[gray jetty]

hey thats my job smh

[wheat rune]

truely a redditor moment 💪

[full grail]

u/Thundershiba134, talk to me

[pearl wraith]

wrong server

[full grail]

HA! I AIN'T THE ONLY ONE! YES

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-gif-20760081

[urban coral]

I'm just here to give advice, even if it's a bit blunt at times

[full grail]

Aye

[vernal loom]

Lol I can't be typing so much

[full grail]

Right it's 1am rn

[vernal loom]

I'll be back boys

[carmine forge]

REST. DON'T TYPE.

[pearl wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/man-loses-weight-league-of-legends-discord-mod-reddit-gif-22326303

[urban coral]

Good luck, hope you'll get to hear the results soon

[vernal loom]

Take care of yourselves guys ❤️

[full grail]

Alright, later Athea, good hunting stalker and take care of yourself

[wheat rune]

me is u/TereziPyro232

[pearl wraith]

reddit account deleted

[full grail]

Pyro? You watch Pyrocynical?

[wheat rune]

Idk i think its homestuck or smthn

[wheat rune]

i got 1k upvotes from this 💪

[full grail]

Alright your dog doesn't look like Strelok otherwise he Strelok would like Freddy

[wheat rune]

which one got more upvotes is the one wwho looks like the character more

also i couldnt find a fnaf subreddit to post my dog on so i posted it on fnaf porn

[full grail]

WHY DID YOU POST IT ON FNAFPORN? If you don't mind asking

[wheat rune]

this

[full grail]

Alright hopefully I'll post about my CS playthrough tomorrow

[wheat rune]

did you make it in cordon

[urban coral]

Holy Run impending?

[full grail]

Yeah made it to CNPP even

Also WHY?!

[wheat rune]

Idk

wait why do i have nsfw im not coomer

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/kys-keep-yourself-safe-low-tier-god-gif-24664025

[wheat rune]

ohh

i forgot i watch NSFL and gore

and commente

Auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh

[full grail]

I think I am bugged

[wheat rune]

controller is lowtiergod

honestly bro why did the game hurl a random controller at you

bloodsucker i understand but why a random ass controller

[carmine forge]

to make it memorable

[wheat rune]

wdym

also how tf do i open lostalpha bru

[full grail]

Wait 5 hours then I'll tell you

[wheat rune]

Ye aigh

[full grail]

Bye gonna go sleep now, Good hunting stalkers

[urban coral]

Cya

[wheat rune]

I ate 3,000 calories 💀

[wheat rune]

dobranoc

[full grail]

Later, till next time

[old stone]

Happy Bismarck Day!

Advice: Do not bite into a chocolate bomb meant to be dissolved in hot milk. It is very hard to bite into and it has powder inside. I learned the hard way.

[neon vale]

off by a couple months

[gray jetty]

@coarse rapids how good is grave yard keeper

[feral fable]

strelok and marked one are two different people.......

strelok just got marked one memories........

[void kelp]

I am marked one

[vernal loom]

Stupid dog

[void kelp]

looks smart to me

[lone tusk]

Dog

[neon vale]

wtf its true

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burgruine_Weibertreu

[lone tusk]

This womans:

[pearl wraith]

trust me, he's not

[vernal loom]

He’s sexist and racist and Ukrainophobic

[neon vale]

😈

[lone tusk]

Where i can adopt this dog?

[neon vale]

my dog has 0 political stance other than hating white women

she will bark at any white woman she sees

even if she is familiar with them

[vernal loom]

My dog hates men

[neon vale]

my dog also has a kill count

[void kelp]

Can't deal with dogs in general too annoying.

[lone tusk]

My dog hate cats, like really much, and she already killed 3 rats, like biiiig rats, and she enjoy torturing by giving little bites before she finally break his neck with a precisely bite
I think she could killed a cat too if she caught one, and the thing is she is really small

[neon vale]

about 11 farmcats
8 rabbits
5 raccoons
1 squirrel
and maybe a skunk or badger

[void kelp]

bruh is mf jeffrey dahmer

[neon vale]

pets in general are really intrusive

thats why reptiles are superior if you can keep up with the maintenance

[void kelp]

I can deal with cats. Dogs are way too hyper. My cat just chills and doesn't really bother me.

really depends on the dog or cat

[neon vale]

i would not be able to handle a housecat

the only types of cats i would get are outdoor farmcats

or maybe a hairless cat because they are the best type