#💬┃en_offtop
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Don't care
i play war thunder
Atta boy
Stalker >>>>>>> tarkov, metro, fallout
🖕
i love metro
Can't remember if you said you were a furrry, if true that'd explain why you play War Thunder
Girl I suggest you might aswell visit the chat later at this point
No actually Metro's good ngl
Don't lecture me with your 30$ haircut
Yeah metro is pretty good, I rate it
after having played the metro games multiple times start to finish
Anyways I am currently finishing my playthrough of the Metro franchise and I am onto Exodus noe
ive come to realize that they really do have there short comings
The Duty commander after watching the two new recruits ignore the good idea of not bumrushing the Red Forest
I am a scout
Fair
I played fallout New Vegas and smh it felt like I'm playing a stalker mod
I don't stick to fire squads
I literally made my Project Zomboid into Stalker with extra steps
a few lore dead ends
True
BUT I HATE THEY DIDN'T IMPLEMENT VSV BRO
the one i hate the most in in Caspian level
it talks about some crate
that was super important and how it was lost at sea
but you can never actually find that crate

What's your favorite metro?
either last light or exodus idk
Exodus but the story sucks
Metro 2033 for me
tbh sam's story
Yeah?
was better then the main game
Lmao
like a lot of the moral choice in exodus are not much more deep than do i kill people or do i not kill people
but sam's story actually presents you with a more deep question in the ending
hello gamers
My question was always do the metro games connect story wise because I never noticed it
Idc about the moral choices
I care what Metro tells about war and human conflict
wdym
they do but
it's poorly connected
a lot of stuff just happens off screen
and you have to read the books to get the missing context
they do
Oof I never did that
the books are also pretty mid
Screw MP points and Life Of Boris slavaboo fanbase
I care what Metro shows how War actually vile is
War war never changes
Artem yeah he may be a virgin unlike Strelok
in peace sons burry their fathers in war fathers burry their sons
not that
I wanna see a fight between artyom and strelok
both are time lords
ARTEM!!
STRELOK!!!!
so no one would ever win
strelok wins he is based and his hairline would devistate artem
Pashenka > some guy
Make your own memes boys
artyom would win because he practices by beating his wife
air powered bb gun says otherwise
so for the sake of argument lets say no one is allowed to use time travel to win
I refuse.
i mean both have rail guns
It's a fist fight
hmmmm
Photo origin:
I went to a religious convention/gathering and some guy was mad that people of my church were friendly with everyone. So he stood at the front of the building with this sign that said: “Whoever is a friend of the world is an enemy of God” with a scripture in the bottom sign. It was really goofy and I took a picture of it, then made a meme out of it 💀💀💀
id say arytem probably isn't much more skilled then strelok cus he only uses his fists for stealth
never really fought anyone man on man with his fists
could say the same about strelok though
a draw
no
yah a draw then probably
if strelok could use artifacts to make his wounds heal
he would win though
Show me what you make

george?
better than the actual elden ring at least
Guys
I just realized something
Not only Skif has Ukrainian colors but Clear Sky colors too

dollar store scientists
are any of the metro voice actors from stalker
Bro
The thing I’ve been waiting for ages to arrive is here
The brackets for my pdu
The company actually agreed to give me new ones for free even though I got the pdu from eBay
Actual chads
@gray jetty how did it went with the mobo that i have found?
Well good and bad
In some ways really good
The good news is it works
The bad news is the ct479 I was gonna use on it caught fire
When I tried to use it
Ct479 is probably not fixable
The vrm on it melted
The board though
Still works nothing wrong with the board thankfully
Yup now I have a lock and no key haha
But I’ll find it someday the ct479 is findable
Unlike the board
bubble wrap :))
Yup
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I hate you ALL
Valentine's Day is coming up
I just want a cute Femboy to feed me BRED while I play Stalker
I want to light fire on fire
Fitting for a Monolith
the ideal valentine
Too bad Monolith-chan has her eyes on someone else.
Pixiv is a great art finding application.
kettle hat and spangenhelm
libra
noone has said great helm 
id honestly pick bascinet
Vocaroo is a quick and easy way to share voice messages over the interwebs.
Artist works fast 
Faster than my bullets
A long time ago
Theres 5 good videos already(the rest is just sh!t)
And one of those is in 8bits
damn metro stressing me out i should have done spartan
Hey boys
My health is getting worse
I'm going to see if I can go to the hospital tomorrw
the tapeworms are putting in the work
THE WHAT
That was the point
They probably actually ain't even got a game ☠️
In brazil we call they " stomach pets" bc we eat so many bad stuff that the colonies live in harmony
yum
tapeworms or mealworms
In brazil they are a new especieis
"THE SAND WORMS"
one will make you very ill
the other is feasibly edible
You know the dune worms? They are brazilian stomach parasite worms who are exposed to radiation after the US country finally hear my idea about nuke brazil
I thought they lived off spice
WOAH
what is bred
how do you get fed BRED or am i not being imaginative
or bread mispelled idk
Maybe
But it also could mean bread
My genuine honest reaction to the information you have just provided me with.(
)
same haircut
Interpret it as You want
i like blueberries
Cats if they were a blueberry
wb dog berry
catberry
Mmm, catberry
Hello, guys.
why no dog love here
idk
There's just alot of cat lovers and owners here
I'm just being contrarian, i have had a lot of cats and like them. just my main boy is my dog rn of 9 years
Dog reveal? 
Finally doggo photos
one more dog doxx
Cool dog
My dog when young in 2018
She still is small af and sometimes she is the devil
weird pic bc i don't want to wake she up
cute doggo
Hai;3
Morning
👋
Stalker 2 plot

Good morning:3
Morning stalkers
good eve / morning
Whats up anomaly players
Me
Just enjoying my favorite sandbox game that replaces the need for the original
Good morning:3
Hai
Not much really
Pov: You traded a femboy to patches
You a femboy too?
no just a connoisseur I dont think my body would let me to bulky,
I also prefer to ENJOY to be a connoisseur for the memes lol
anyone wanna see something cool!!!!
Sure
duty, if you wanna slay all mutants so why in front of your base camp of blind dogs and pseudodogs?
What were are you
Oki Japan was where I was at during the time
im deleting that now just wanted to show the view
Faker? I am lucky I don't have my headphones on
Yeah, I'm Faker.
Looked cool doe
non effective im not a furry
The muzzle break on those cannons thou are 300lbs so when doing yearly checks its annoying
Femboy marine
I am based slav I just have a crippling femboy addiction
"fo sho... You ladies highschoolers? Where from?" 
Im not sure if based slav and femboy addiction go in pair
yeah your right
...
If he has femboy addiction, he's femboy.
Bro why the f am i always doing the im achchually
I think imma go dive into chernos waters for a cleansing
I ruin fun
they don't
imma go touch grass and revaluate my sisituation
situaton
Same tbh
No you have only the second one
Anyways SNorks are underrated and should be based on best youtuber super sus
I will KISS you
bro run
You kiss underage Boys?
They gonna get you
What the
You did a fucky wucky
I"m always at max volume and now I cant hear sht
You smell
Whats the name of the anime, cafe stile?
Your lips are about to be destroyed
I have never played tf2 I should prolly start playing it
Yes
That’s
Like
80% of en_offtop
My ass? Woah
just a bit of trollin I swear
Yes they all have a femboy addiction

I would never act on my urges unless you got BRED
Not all of us
Bred?
Yes
Give in:3
No I’m fcking homophobic
I hate homes
Good comrad thats the first step to overcoming the femboy virus
nah sorry
Blåhaj :)
You like boys
Bread is better
: )))))))
I like women
They just don’t like me :(
same
Boys like You
make it 90% i barely see sane people these days
showed this girl a meme and she said I was too russian
False
imma put a ukrainian flag in my bio maybe I will get some bitches
Hehe
Smart move
Smart smoke
lol
Incorrect
Its true
New nickname for him then
OMG cute pfp! Hi!!!
Rune run
The only people you will get with that are people with fella pfps who have liveuamap open 24/7 and jerk off to combat footage
I’m killing the guy who made autocorrect
Not very epic at kissing
Bonjour
FRENCH
silence
Jhi!!!!!
Hiiiii!!!
You just wanted to kiss a 13 year old boy Like half an hour ago @high sail
Where did you get kissing from that
Ozelov I wont let them
Je ne suis pas français
I Hope so
Jævla franskmenn
come here Ozelov hold this m240 with trace rounds
Everything is kissing for it/him
I didnt know your age go away
Anyway
Significant lack of Kot
Smelly
Built in kissing epicness detector
OMG hi!!
I only kiss my homies gn
WOAH
eepy dawg
♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️
heres my pet russian his name is Misha
We got da blob
The gato kinda looks like raymond
Me n frens:) having lunch
I miss my cat
Oh well I’ll see him next week
Do you leave your house every weekends or something?
Give that Chad a big big Kiss on his head for me
Go to my dads place
Divorce and all that
gentleman were at 6 subs once we hit 10 its celebration
ah damn
It’s been a few years I’m mostly over it
what else will you upload
I have ideas
Make a video where you find every single bread located in shadow of Chernobyl
With narration and some edits
my first time playing anomaly since I only played the orginal stalkers with my dad since I was 5 so so
Im prolly gonna do everything in anomaly
also might do real life video of me finding bred
idk how to edit yet so its gonna be a janky process
Why not just play a good mod?
because gamma is cringe
Cause the good mods are hard to install
and dare I say EZ
I hate it
I was not saying gamma man hahahaha
Make bred mod and I will install
I heard Apocalipsis is good
It is on top of ap pro for a long time so
such as?
my friend in Christ,it is a literal drag and drop
How lazy can you be?

you're a scientist you're supposed to be smarter than this !
I'm still kind of a beginner at this
It is drag and drop but i have no ficking idea were to drop it
You underestimate the intelligence of some people
Like me
I’m a dumbass
you've never modded any games before?
Finding waifuslayer's hidden scientist bunker in pripyat real
(Not real)
And there is still slight f ups that i have no controll over
if I find it im capturing your bred
Ive modded tf2 payday2 and anomaly
Wrong!
Very very real
Very very unreal
I don't like to belittle ppl I have yet to know,the stuff ai talk about is pretty elementar
False!!! Guh!!!!
False, like your bunker
I feel like streaming on twitch is super unfun heard that twitch is basically very hard
Idk i have no idea how to make lost alpha work
You tried talking to the experts around here? There's some people who knows alot about modding here 
I did not
Das a good idea
ITS Literally INSTALLER how have you not figured it out yet
Why are you playing Lost Alpha its bad
Play OLR
Guh no!!!
False
and there they go
🍿
Yeah that's next on my list of mods to play
Gatekeeping is fun
guh?!
What's the issue there?
My Comp broke
Its still in the repair workshop
damn
No more puter
hahah no more stalker for you
How can I talk to my friends without my puter
My puter is where I keep all the gay people locked away
Today it supposed to be ready
But no message from worshop (yet)
You have gay people in your computer? 
Yeah
I don’t know how they got there
You smell + Kiss kot right now + my bunker very real
silence horni man
L + ratio + no bunker + no cat + no shower + no oil money
waifu cosplay as bred and show us
Btw how much am i going to shit my pants playing OLR
Slayer doesent own a cat
Hey
Hello
Vazap
👋
Nothing much, you?
grido hit the griddy rn
I will spank you
👋
It's not necessary 
I laughed at my own joke and cant stop
Oh no, it's Grido.
some kid just came up saying "Let me rizz you up" 
Yes
This. this is not how to start a conversation with a women
I would riz up that bred
Crab posting
How's the things going?
Never!
why yes I do smoke bred
Hai
Hai
I will put a gag on you
kinky
Not in that way
Good as golden fish
In the kidnapping you and torturing you in a shipping container for up to a year kind of way
Racoons ❤️
Spank me
Bred as in sexually or bred as bread
Bred❤️ We are not the same
You two, stfu.
IM TALKING ABOUT BRED
Explodes you cock with two demolition charges


Peace in chat 🕊️
Pov Patches smells bred*
Do not question the cats power
Oh my god
I actually love bread
I use to make it for a living as a kid and now I love it
I HAVE A BRED SHRINE
Patches going on a schizophrenic rant about bread
(I am being held captive in his home)
THE BRED PUTS THE BUTTER ON ITS SKIN
Reason: Bad word usage
Uhhuh
Aight wolf works
Make us
What the
My opinion what's going on in chat
bred is a gift from GSC I pray to my bred every night and give it a gn kiss
Patches is going schizo mode
I should draw some stalkers
If only I was good at drawing 
I went to a anime con as a stalker and had a bread gun it got moldy sadly after a month
Use Midjourney
pov: patches has detected the bred
As you wish

🤷
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQSxuTSIoz0
@tiny dew
Did you know that this song is sang as a perspective from the AE 86? I just connected the dots a few days ago myself too. Guess i should pay more attention to the lyrics in eurobeat songs 
Song: "Takumi" by Neo
Anime: Initial D (First, Second and Third Stage)
Телефон мастерской в Москве 89299683539
Телефон мастерской в Алматы 87076774265
обзор этого ноута youtube.com/watch?v=iyQEtkWJgmA
Я в Телеграмм https://t.me/viknote
Я в Вконтакте https://vk.com/viknote
Группа в ВК https://vk.com/vik_on
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Поддержать меня https://www.donationalerts.com/r/vik_on
Мой Авито htt...
Does it have en subs?
pretty sure
God what😱
and it is YOUR MOM
Okay..
Bread fetish
You just know how old a video is based on the title alone 

Guys i need help ;-;
How to install add-on to Stalker call of chernobyl ?
Today i was install The A.O.3.1 Absolutely Arsenal overhall mod
ah that nice
A true British dinner
Heh
Patches can you help me ?
Nah I have sausage coming and then some tea and vodka
With what?
here problem.
I hate the boars over at The Garbage
why ? it dosen't Annoy i guese
British people are mid
@ruby viper help me plz
Oh idk
bruh
I can’t help you lmao
They always keep killing me and i keep forgetting about them
Boar are scared me after I ate one of them
Download mod
Extract mod directly to the game folder
Overwrite everything
Run the game
i have solution
uhhhhh how about.....
I cant kill them aswell
just focus on them first
Eat them
and loot ur stuff
Open the rear file,open the coc folder,and drop all the mod files directly to the folder,click to overwrite everything and then run the game
The thing is, they kill me BEFORE i can see and shoot them
And now dogs and cats are chasing me
GREAT
Get the high ground have you learned nothing from Star Wars
okay sir im ma try
Im literally at the middle of a road there is no high ground
Bro just float
oh god isn't he was blood sucker fusion with boar ?
a beautiful day in the zone 
lol
Face reveal
Awwww
I’m never doing a face reveal
I am in pain
After dream I can’t
Mental agony
I wanna slam my head into a wall
someone give this guy his cat back
Dawg we can see your face in the reflection
That mf got roasted
Now i run into an anomaly while pseudo dogs are chasing me
Garbage is really a Garbage
lmao
uhhhhhh like this ?
Barely
I wouldnt be here if Sid didnt lost his damn briefcase
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
how do you expect to play CoC without it installed???
i got it sorry i'm dumb
Average Discord User
We can still see it
Also I deleted it no more seeing my face
Not on, you need COP installed on your system
We have it saved
NOOOIO
Don't install it ontop of COP
please delete it
Kiss me and i will delete it
I don’t feel comfortable with my face being there
last I checked CoC was a normal COP mod,required you to put it into COP
I understand
Deleted
No, it's standalone but it has the check for COP
Hence why you remember it being for COP
I have a nasty scar that and I’d rather not have discord nerds roast me
so its the based kind of standalone mod
Ye
Also how is everyone doing this morning
The slayer being respectful damn
Its night time and I still cant sleep
i love insomnia 
I been up for 2 days welcome to the club wanna go to brain scortcher
@scarlet nova ^
How can i cope with The Garbage being bad?
when fighting boars dodge to the sides when they are charging and shoot the boar's sides with a shotgun
I miss my cat 
I regret using google today
you speak like i have a shotgun?
you should
skill issue
go hunt some artifacts
I have 1 meatchunk and 1 fireball(I think that was its name)
Hello stalkers
Hi
Hai:3
AYOOO!!!
10
Is this a meme or what it is exactly?
Account got hacked?
Animal Planet advertising Hogfarts Legacy?
💀
Look I do think Tremor is attractive in some way or another
I will admit
BUT I AM NOT A SLVT
*you’re
You calling females "bro"?, @teal oracle
Gender is irrelevant
I've never heard of that
But aight
You just did
My gender is undecided
Stop lying, Max
I've never heard of the female variant before or been called "bra" 
There is only one gender
Fight Over it to decide which one
nah too lazy, I'll just join the winning team 
how it works?
Two :/
Sorry I can’t count that high
I don't even decide what's my gender
I just know I am a male
Are you a member of the word mafia?
Box
Is that what you identity as 
Well
You nearly looked like Anna in one of your cosplays, if you would have black hair you would exactly look like her
Loner snake 
Just say no, it's that easy
Oh I ain't no shit head...
For I'VE BEEN IN THIS SERVER SINCE 2019
...
You give head
NUH UH you do
You do too
nope
You do
nuh uh
Yuh uh
proof?
There's no proof.
yup
Head giver
shut up boykisser
Boinger
says the guy who doesn't drink mountain dew voltage
Eww
barotrauma is fun
especialy when 16 mudraptors attack and all the 3 soldiers decided they gonna dance around the stairs while all the mudraptors get inside
you disrespectful shit head....
You headgiver boinger
Real real
that's why their enemy always loses
dies*
Loses
But not in clash royale 
Reason: Bad word usage
I forgor it had the F word
Ok lemme retype with a censor
Can any Duty fans confirm this?
Dooty are femboys who f*ck each other in a bunker
fake
WOAH WOAH WOAH
False
what nonsense is this
Honestl,y the game only has guys in it, i guarantee all factions might get nasty in the bunker
Someone ought to make the feed of this discord chat available for the PDA by a mod
This is great popcorn food
Your faction not even exists anymore, all cs members are monolith wifes today
Mate my friend said it
Im just asking
He is a merc fan
I can't answer a ghost
i bet those freedomers know each other very well in their bunkers with the amount of cannabis they smoke
To be real. Sounds like Eco
But also tbf, they pay me good money so I ain't complaining
Theres already a mod for coc, the rc chat
Baller, ought to check it out then
i agree to this
Reason: Bad word usage
what the heck
Good job wolf
Wolf takes no sh!t around
Eat time 
Got some more messages about Duty sent by my friends
Dooty can't even kill Rostok dogs without dying
sir i killed a horde with my groza
Its how you get rid of the weak recruits from the one worth keeping
these stalkers think they can join duty and not being tested against the dangerous mutants
Plus ya know. Dogs are vicious and fast. Not fun.
its a way to test aim and reflexes
True that
he sent this
i bet your friend is an anarchist scum
He is a merc

True
i will still kill him
Woah
Afternoon gentlemen
Average Monolith vs Average Freedom Enjoyer

Afternoon
is evening on my end here
I don't
g afternooon
When is the remaster releasing?!
This year, date and month unknown.
stalker 2 reference???
Holy shi I haven't heard this name in years
yep
tbh
it makes me sad seeing it
so different from original
Finally you talked here Michal
Fr, only reason why I recognised it was bulls armor and icon
ngl I like SFH 2 more
It's the first one I played too
Alright time to begin Metro Exodus
Metro very fun game

i just started playing 2033
i like the atmosphere honestly i want to like but find the gameplay a little lacking
i mean I do like it but think the gameplay is a little repetitive
COMRADS I HAVE GOOD NEWS MY FIRST VIDEO WILL BE OUT SOON
its a linear shooter wdym 
Average Fortnite Player
i have never played fortnite
Not based opinion Metro is what god made for mortals
Mf stalker NPC's walking through walls and appearing out of nowhere be like
i like it so far dont get me wrong just bored of killing nosalis waves
maybe i shouldn't have played survival idk
im at the armory maybe its not half way
survival is pretty hard
run low on ammo a lot and suffocate often
i know 2033 was originally survival and last light spartan so i thought i would try it but maybe they added spartan for a reason, most people seem to prefer it
Day has only just begun
i wonder what percentage of the server is euro
What percentage of the server is trans/femboy/gay
Good afternoon
Minority do B a minority
Gonna Say
Maybe 10%
rip
should do a server census
Ask every active guy around here, I guess
And make a separate one of #⭐┃nospoilers_general
im probably older than most people here im guessing
Seen the mentality of the chat at times, who knows
I may have turned the server gay
Luckily I have survived and not become THE BIG GAY
You are the big gay.
He became the small gay femboy
i mean the game is all men, pretty much 100% of the time in history that will do it
Hey, Crimson, have you heard about MGS remake?
rumors wont save you from my gun
What do you think about it?
It's UE5
😳
'nuff said, tbh
i was going to replay the original maybe ill just wait
Happy to say my latest video has gotten 23 views and another has 18 
Congrats!
Real real
Unmistakably
Shit
That actually looks real good
Dem feet lmao
Ikr
looks like wood

Good thing nobody on this server has a feet feti- on second thought, that pic isn't safe on this server
use to make bred and cook bear meat looks amazing
Yeah im gon delete it
i have bread fetish
This is true
@ruby viper has a bread fetish
You do
sounds good with is buterbrod
Finland map update 2023
low i hope
I'm kind of having the exact symptoms of a heart attack so I might die. I'm going to be offline for a bit of time as we're attempting to prevent it.
weeble wooble
go to a doctor
sprint to a hospital
Jesus christ Hope Ur get out of it alive
Good Łuck stalker
I am

barotrauma morphine can heal 
Good luck and stay safe
Wait, I just read the messages up above my Ali G GIF
Hope it's nothing serious, man. Stay well, STALKER
Try sûkerbôle 
I wasn't trying to make fun of your situation with my GIF
I dont eat bloodsuckers




