#💬┃en_offtop
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@vernal loom your birds when you take your medicine
Man, it sucks LEGO Universe got canned before they added everything to it
At least the community's working on it
yeah it got shut down so fast
wait real?
It's still alive, though
Yeah
Jack and I still play the game
Jack knows more about what the community's up to, though
I'm just LEGO Universe Gaming
deserved for drinking at starbucks
Fr
Unironically we need to play that game
All of the above, tbh
@gray jetty
Ayo LEGO Universe has a Slovak orchestra to play their music?

The complete official LEGO® Universe (Original Game Soundtrack) with music by Brian Tyler in a single one hour and ten minutes continuous mix featuring in-game and rare behind the scenes footage as well as concept art from the development of the game.
To celebrate the 10-year anniversary of LEGO Universe, the LEGO Group is releasing a series o...
How long is this one at all?
Always wondered how long it takes you to beat any LEGO game
10 hours at the minimum?
Ellegant black man with pink clothing and big booty
Fell asleep I was sick yesterday. I had the strangest dream where I was in like these blue hallways that had these small plastic christmas trees in every 1-5th hallway and for some reason there was Dr. Kleiner there and we were like going to teleport out and I can't remember much else. Very weird experience.
hi cute possum:333
salutations
cute pfp
hello Waifu
Wiktor
Hello people of #💬┃en_offtop
hi
Wiktor
i have beef jerky
Ok.
thank you!
I will jerky my beef.
❤️
That is rather suggestive.
bre tu mananci bif gerchi?
@void kelp this u
da
me
salam la punga plm
salam de plm
@void kelperator add Romanian or international channel
Reason: Bad word usage
frick!
Yes.
MMO, so it's FOREVER
I will eat
Microwave it first.
Honestly, surviving 3 earthquakes in span of 24 hours is just wild
@slender wagon https://youtu.be/Z9BcEKBNP0A
So after many months I'm back... Still alive.
Also this thumbnail was made by https://twitter.com/bruh_im_weirdo
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Game:
💿 Fallout 3... :(
Music used:
📀 Karakuri Spirits (MEIKAI ARRA...
OHIO FUNNY AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHA THAT IS SO FUNNY GUYS GET IT IT'S FUNNY BEFAUSE IT'S OHIO
whistleblower
Player: Refused to buy a new battle pass for WT.
WT devs:
Rock
Nikolai is back and he is playing bad games again 😎
So after many months I'm back... Still alive.
Also this thumbnail was made by https://twitter.com/bruh_im_weirdo
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Game:
💿 Fallout 3... :(
Music used:
📀 Karakuri Spirits (MEIKAI ARRA...
Ay yo
I'll be the judge of that
Also
Shadbase Vault Girl
'nuff said
Every bethesda game shouldn't exist
KKKKKKKKK
Didn't know you were a shark furry
And a weeb too
And a Neco
i hate that cat so friggin much
my brain boils everytime i see it
EEEEEEEGH, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEGH
It's an instrument of trollage
i know how to bypass wolf, use ( , )
Assimilate it, for it is your own
Why do they want them? Because you're not cool unless you've got one of those boy trophies
If you're going to add a text bubble, at least put something in it instead of putting your name above it 
me when:
they dont like me when:
me
Him
me:
Him
as a matter of fact
me
Him
Me
"Oh my gosh"
A god of yours that doesn't exist
Also are they trying to steal a little boy and turn it into transgender bigender weeb?
No we are trying to turn You into a femboy
Consider it a mission failed then
frick GDI
all my homies love :
Kane
Kane and Lynch
Its actually a succes
No shit
the virus infected you?
Real
Good for you
It's true tho.
Nah
How about you die, because of witch?
X
Crimson is dead already.
Because you are the death.
Not yet
Fr
IDE SSD
Imagine wasting time on Sylky.

Instead of watching at...
Idi comne
Damn this server is still dead huh 
You changed the nickname?
That server belongs to neco arc now
Has been for ages
No, it doesn't.
it just got more worse than before, nothing new
Yep
Ngl, Sylky making good use of Neco
Exactly
I realized despite it sounding catchy it didn't really make sense given what i liked more so i just came up with a new, catchy name 
Well, i think it is so that's all that matters 
whats catchy about it, i mean like, what do you see in it thats catchy
They both start with a T 👍
Why do I have 5 pings in this chat
@vital remnant
Here, have one more

Just like how my previous name had both of the words start with W, very epic
https://youtu.be/RBr3WmhDlmM looks this
👍
I dont own Half-life it is owned by VALVe and this song is owned by david bowie but re-done by Nirvana yada yada boring copyright crap anyways this is ment to be mainly focused on the partnership with Gordon and the Gman and if Gordon should trust him or go against him and focussing on the Fact the Gman cuased the resonance cascade , but he also...
MGSV fr
Can't wait for my recommended to be flooded with "DID THIS VIDEO FROM 2012 PREDICT MGSV???!!!!!1"
What's good, chat?
nothing!, nothing is good here!, run for your life!
Crimson toke his job too serious.
Smoke this guy neco arc
Supposedly dangerous huh? If so, tell me what caliber is that gun rocking?
Cat caliber
?! No
good
all english players of stalker should choose role of merc reason they are only faction with westerners in the ranks
Would they care about mercs in the first place? So just because I am Polish I shall be a soldier because I am slavic? Germans should be mercs?
yes. the LORE you must follow it
No shit lmao
The noosphere has no will
everyone should join merc cuz money
Frick Greed
I never ate snork and good
Virgin capitalist mercs vs chad dutyer who donate artifacts for free to the ecologists
beta male oml bet you don't follow tates manly principles to life or something
I still need money for equipment
"or something" 
Whe can get money from looting dead freedomers
And dead mercs 
I only killed Freedomers that shot first
Unless... I've been tasked
I kill every freedomer just bc they are breathing the same air as mine
me
unless I playin merc but i love loners , loners are too based
Tbh Duty vs Freedom is like Red line vs Reich in Metro
also hol up gotta change my faction
thats why i don't like either
but duty cooler
Then change your faction traitor
I don't pick and choose factions because I am a roleplayer
I dedicated myself to duty, made my character Sevka
forgor where channel was for sec
WHAT THAT WAS A COMPARISON!
same
ESPECIALLY SINCE METRO IS LIKE A FAMILY RELATIVE TO STALKER
You disgrace us
Oh how come?
You compared us to metro, you disgrace our faction
i have Bogdan as the funny based stalker 
then i have Micheal for merc
then i have bogdan Vandal for bandit 
This one too, a good freedom is a dead freedom
Ok nvm you're a simpleton just like the others
Go to the freedoms hippie
every one should join monolit cuz power
Atleast I never stabbed anyone in the back
So our propaganda raises others ego too? It's not the first time I've encountered smth like this
So that's why I get told to get lost just because I wear a PSZ-9D armour...
Steer clear of Monolith. Join the FLACA now.
They don't exist
We never stabbed anyone in the back, every freedomer i killed i shoot in the forehead
FLACA does. I resides in the ffmpeg camp.
Alright, what goal is this leading to?
Petrenko will take over the army warehouses
Voronin 💀
Voronin is weak
Ahahaha, now you're speaking ill of our leader
That's worse than saying "Freedom ain't so bad"
Voronin is weakening duty, petrenko is the true leader
Actually spare me the ahahaha, I've been said this once and feeling of it is vile
He has a point tho. Voronin literally signed an armistice with freedam
Actually I did think of that too
Thought of that
Freedom cant take a three fronts war, the time to attack is now, skull was right
ive been said this once?
mf im talking about the damn, mf, i CANT READ THIS!
Wha-
Monolith breakdown moment
idiii comneee
Reason: Bad word usage
VOT ON
ZDES
Good job wolf
he said the n word! 
Yes I did!
Ends with i tho
You're banned from duty
So what now?
ive noticed i cant fav gifs anymore
And jack
@lone tusk do u ever sleep boltman?
hellow
Snoot-1
Good morning.
👋
Good morning<3
I just put a salt packet inside my coffee thinking it was sugar
then I put sugar into it and it actually doesn't taste half bad
make another coffe but this time put mexican pepper
anyone have those cool animal soldier images that were posted the other day
Good morning anomaly lovers
Sup

Good morning;3
GOODNIGHT
good night? bruh where u from
How are you doing, guys?

Kek
Im fine
I'm fine too.
Morning
'sup.
hi stalkers
Is he in a time out?
Smuggling catnip
Fr tho he just decided to sit in the corner
He has never done this before
He’s never in this part of the house
an achievement
Pet him and Kiss him
NOW
PC issue.
Reason: Bad word usage
Honyhea f,
What happened
hdd died, i unplugged it and system stopped booting
time to get a SSD
already have it

bought a 1tb hdd yesterday, tomorrow will get my pc back
Did you have the games in the HDD?really?
it's basically the same speed lmao
No not really...
my ssd is 250gb there are some games that demand it like cyberpunk
but all the ps4 titles load alright on hdd
For how long it lasted?
i could've bought 500gb ssd instead of 1tb hdd, but i want my data safe in case my power supply explodes or smth
15 years?
maybe 10, i haven't used it the last 1-2
I'll probs buy a 2tb SSD which is 130
Probably the time has come.
yeeaaah and now i finally can download a billion of >50gb online games
Like Pizza Tower
pizza towers animations make me feel sick
idk i played cruelty squad just right but pizza tower makes me uncomfortable 
How
The cute little vocals are the toppins, you cannot convince me otherwise. Pizzascare simply reuses you found a secret.
I do not own the music. Pizza tower composers are Mr. Sauceman, ClascyJitto and POST ELVIS.
Pizza tower belongs to Tour De Pizza.
Come on, just buy the soundtrack!! You know you want it!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2250...
Pizza tower so good man
just too much stuff happening everywhere all at once+those damn backgrounds
Because NozAr hates everything that's good, just like he said 
Good job on making him mad.
she*
Evidence when?
Dang Truther, you's making him mad
i don't have an opinion on pizza tower i just am not able to play it

I know, right 
A shame I'm so bad at pizza tower
Lmao how?
Dang, so small, I can't read it
The picture is so small.

And all I can read is: Nozar is a guy.
Truther, you's doing it again 
I just am not made for these kinds of games,and I find the controls kinda hard
Gotta git Gud
Gotta rebind the controls
Nha just gotta git Gud,try it again and again till I win
I put Jump to Space Bar, Attack to E and Taunt to Q
nah
pedophilia
Ah yes, they turned her into a Lefty
Pedophelia?
Damn, that boy was lying about being ~25y.o.
Comrade Jerma
erma (!!!)
Hella J
marxism-jermism
germ
Memeism
Polm.
Rats 🐀we're rats 🐀we're the rats 🐀we prey at night we stalk at night we're the rats 🐀
i eat the rats
Betn't
Solidn't.
That's the pride flag
KYS.
No
Haiiii
no way
🤣
@carmine forge
You
Hai<3
haiiii :333
mw4?
yeah
War Pig
Vasquez Gaz Griggs all will be missed forever
i love mw series and black ops
my first cod was mw4
same
wish i had a good pc to play
man this thing suck
@runic glacier What is this H.E.C.U project you doing?
Is my old shit project
about what
Op4 HECU Variation for Half-Life
dunno what variation mean
the word 'variation' tf it mean
Add more stuff like,Texture,Models,Gears etc.
oooh i get it now
tried adding a turret that engineers can put?
like pull it out of their back and plant it
;3
I only focusing modelling not scripted sequences
Its kinda hard to do that
ooh
Kar
watching bandit adventure cya

should have done in september but forgot
An accurate depiction of life in the Zone.
Roadside Picnic (English Translation):
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Ma ma ma monika tuesdays
Game time boys 
buy all 4



and because if and when i have to go die in foreign lands it's gonna be because of china
Come to brazil,
We have:
Death by thunder
Mysterious planes crashing on the amazonia
Bandits everywhere with better guns then our army
Cartels on our border
Floods
30 types of Weird mosquito sickness
Pcc
Cv
And more
eh i think till my country calls me to go shoot communists to keep them off Taiwan
ill be out of a job either way
unless i can keep the chinese out of tiawan
Taiwan got cool pc chips there
they have my employers biggest customer
TSMC
the worlds largest manufacturer of semi conductors in the world

and it's why the chinese want tiawan
What kind of rat is this
they want TSMC
China, US, save taiwan
Nuke brazil PLS
But if i wanna keep my job i can't let that happen brother
He said the line!!!
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amd needs to release there fricken 3dvcache cpus already smh
my 10900k needs to begin its new life as a minecraft server
If i suddenly disappear for like 4 months and last you heard i started playing this modpack it was the automation that got me
Hai
do it

damn, like that?, on public? 
like damn steve have a hotel room or something 
hm, what did i just see
Whats wrong with killing someone on public
i witnesed something
im not sure what it is
WOAH
Lmfao have you guys seen Croatian EAS alert
post
Wild polish cow
Me
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https://youtu.be/Mw4j62Y4oW4 please like this video so he releases the map
I Made The Legend of Zelda COMPLETELY in Minecraft with NO MODS
Youtubers from the video!
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Aye
me
Who else high on some high quality Monikium? 
this is just depressing bro
💀
go outside
mf i play for honor even i have more of a life
Mfw I play C&C4 even I have more of a life
@valid jay they updated the system shock 1 remake demo
@tiny dew I bring you hidden soul-gold 🫡
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrYjeuglVR0
Music from Shutokou Battle 01 (Tokyo Xtreme Racer 3).
Greetings
mf i play bf2, kill me 
hello
I'm kinda new here
i see that, so currently you are in en_garbage 
I think so-
en_stalker is more better than this place, it will be mostly stalker convo or ppl asking about anomaly
Okay
the usual as we say, you can chat anywhere you want tho
Okay, thanks for the help
np
Did they make the SS1's intro into an actual thing
What the hell
yhea,and I actually like it
theres also this effect where most stuff is pixelated but you only notice it if you get right up and close to it otherwise it looks high res
I am really liking it
is there an actual release date for SSR btw?
next month
also SyS is a better abbreviation i think 
System Shock is the fully fledged remake of the ground breaking original from 1994, combining cult gameplay with all-new HD visuals, updated controls, an overhauled interface and all-new sounds & music; it even has the original voice actor of SHODAN, one of gaming’s most iconic villains. Witness the rebirth of one of the greatest and most influe...
$39.99
March 2023
Wait WHAT
oh wow i probably should start the original right now
Yes
the classic,you love to see it
Hello Crimson
Welcome to STOC
are system requirements on this page representative of the actual ones? 
S: serious monkey sniper
T:
O:
C:
I was able to get acceptable results on a 1030 with a I3 3220 on the old demo so
lmao
I think yhea
that's very nice actually
i wanted to ask if there's any drm but remembered it's on gog 
didnidoifoyu
didnidoifoyu
wudnwedoifoyu?
kermie?
@violet spire
Hello crimson
THE G MAN WORKS FOR C_CON,
W H A T
'Sup


LoL
@valid jay
I'm bored and reinstalling NV. What build should I play?
throwable weapons,survivalist,rat pack
First one kinda wack, don't care about the second because it doesn't bring anything really new to the table, already did the last one
Was thinking of doing something wack and use the US Army gear from Lonesome Road
Red Glare, SMMG, Blood-Nap
Ulysses' Mask, US Army Combat Armor
Explosives, Guns, Melee, Sneak and Survival build
Well... @violet spire any plans for tomorrow?
Get out of here, stalker
I'm not a stalker lol
gae
Echologist
XDXDXDXDXXDDXXDXDXXDDX
XD

True
@violet spire Is this you?
it's my grandma
cheeki breeki iv damke
XDXDXDXDXDXD
XDXDXDXDXDXDXD

I can imagine some otakus like:
what.
adae
adae
adae
adae 
adae
adae

half life 2
gregori
Reason: Bad word usage
he's literally me
GOD...
???
???
get a better mouth
What did you say?
???
I asked AI to make this meme and... What?
I made an expression of my frustration to understand an AI meme and the bot yeeted it
XDXDXDDXDDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDDXDXDXD


It's an AI meme, don't think about it too much

Idk what to send now
its so cool they even remade the entire hacking game
System Shock my beloved
I think so
me
Karlito time
No
<3


my honest reaction

this was so good man
ITS SO GOOD
try it yourself bro its worth it
its only medical for now but,its faithful yet distinct
Im gonna preorder
damn bro
this pushed me,Im full in
the man who never pre orders anything is preordering
Nice
i can help yah now if you still need
Wanna help?
real sorry
I preordered like 2 games in my life
Only need le last flag and binocular
https://streamable.com/q6tr18
https://streamable.com/l220i4
its gonna be 3 now
Can't find the binocular anywhere
Ngl, love how the enemies still look 2D, despite being 3D
its this strange effect I am digging,the objects are pixelated but you only notice it if youre close so,by far it looks like a normal cup but if you inspect the textures up close its pixelated
its really cool,gives personality and charm to the game
Hella
Send them to MS and Playstation HQ in the USA.
@coarse rapids https://youtu.be/tTNQQ4a4wUk
At least 3 versions of this pasta were made with JC on /v/, I picked the first one which I happened to find the funniest. Credit goes to the anon who made it.
looks neat
IDE SSD
how I imagine myself with Strelok

Sometimes the slower you learn the
faster you go.
Beautiful
hello en_offpeople
Not bad
@lone tusk rise and shine, chief
Waaa, you awake, horse thief?
I sleep at 6am and wake up at 12pm💪
I need make graphics about thunderstrucks on the amazon, it's very easy and fun, but I'm working with potato machine on my lab bc the 32gb pc is dead
Who?
Bad
That's not healthy
Yeah and the 16gb one is fvck up bc theres æsshole who got there while I'm home and turn it off
You, of course. Sylky is the Gay Gulag Lord. Always busy.
It's slow af
I have black mold in my house and I inhale asbestos daily.
Clean the black mold
Black mold inhaler
My ceiling would collapse.
No it won't, it will if you will keep the mold because it destroys the concrete along with humidity
hello chat
Sup
Ayo
I have online school that let's me have a retarded sleep schedule.
Hey look this cool map guys
@gray jetty Shawty, it's your birthday.
Gn, 3 hours of gym were good
Take you to the candy shop
your a little late
You know what this mean? DON'T FLY ON BRAZIL, DON'T GO THERE OR YOU WILL DIE, DIEEE
Death trail
Gym Glass Heroes?
Its already gone
It's the fly trails for private planes, too many thunderstrucks, fly here is really dangerous
Don't fly private jets, boys
No private flying above Brazil
You been warned
No, the lesson is: destroy brazil, we got the hell door somewhere the thunders are god trying to stop people to come here
Bobby shmurda fortnite skin got leaked
Who cares about Fortsheep
Time to get back to work 🤓
how good are you at coding
I gonna make a script to add jingle physics to strelok ass
want me to give you a real brain twister
I learn stuff fast but I'm kinda a beginner, i still need to took 5 hours long studying other people's job to make my stuff
But I'm work with this since 2020
im in the market for a piece software and ill pay you for it if you think you can do it
I need a 3dfx glide3x performance tracker
Hum i still can't do that kinda of thing bro
well
That looks like a big project
Looks a good idead, but i don't even know where to start 😔
Fraps

i can give you some pointers
Also after i finish my mod, i wanr to make a "team" to make a stalker pda interface app for mobile phones using the unity platform
Just a bunch of dudes to make the design and coding with me

pdas typically run a very interesting version of windows
He will work like those apps that change the phone interface and icons
called like windows mobile or some shit id have to look what it's called
but its basically just windows xp at core level
Looks cool, but i want to make one exactly like stalker
And full of fanservice like a kill strelok on your tasks, funny pda sound
so what if i told you
the PDA pictured in stalker is a real pda
that you can actually get on ebay

id have to look up what model it is again
but its a real device
like it's one to one minus the branding
its the "HP IPAQ 1940"
at least in cop
the one in soc is extremely rare ive looked it up before
one hasn't been listed in a very long time
it was from what i remember a russian only thing
and with the russian market closed chances of finding it are basically zero

but anyway thats it
there not common but they do show up on ebay from time to time for like 100 bux
Hehe
So after i done with my current job i can see your stuff
Send me the docs and stuff on my dm
sure thing
Isn't that that one screen recording thing
its really the only way to get a frame counter on really old computers
everytime i ask if people have played it here no one has, seems to have good reviews tho
i havent played it yet would pick it up on sale i guess
yeah id like to play more VR, im weirdly adverse to it. only really like HLA so far
I've been using virtual desktop since I've had quest 2 and it works great but I bought a wifi extender thing so I can use ethernet and be close to my desktop
It’s awesome, hands down one of the best VR games. Very recommend
nice would like a good vr experience again
i need to replay hla, started to 100% and then screwed up
RIP
😎it's always so cool when you don't know if the data you got it's right bc your script keeps randomly eating rows, thanks you python
Morning
Good morning<3
its barely morning here but gm
Postal 3 isn't real.
@Mikescomedy
Where I got the video, all the credit.
POV: Duty soldier meets you (monolith soldier) in STALKER 2
No im a eco boy kisser
Into the Radius isn't VR Stalker by a long shot,it is however a Strugatsky-like
Into the Radius is more in the vein of strange and slow burn,while stalker is more earthly and fast paced,they both are based of Strugatsky and Stalker 79 but they're different approaches
I feel like I would've liked Into the Radius more if ppl didn't mislead me into believing that it was Stalker VR,it unfairly coloured my expectations of the game,that were not met at no fault of the game
vasim whats up ma boi
*Birth?
Nothing much
You tried out the new System Shock Remake demo?
nah never liked system shock bro
Space marine 2 and Stalker 2 in the same year like seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh dude
Only focus on SM2
MFW I killed a spy 5 times while they were cloaked/disguised
what u mean man
You know what I mean man
nope
We've talked about this before 🤨
dont remember bruh been too busy killing nerds in space marine 1 multiplayer
Ah, that's good
You mean space toilet 2?
Stalker 2 looks fire bro lol
Nah
maaaaan
sorry brother 
This aint lookin good
Snoipah
Im the only medic
''sus bed stain'' lmfao


