💬┃en_offtop

[urban coral]

Not sure if I ever said anything

[pearl wraith]

i shalln't meet the same fate

[urban coral]

Fake

[rough nest]

being simped on?

[lone tusk]

What happen

[urban coral]

Literally nothing

Besides, she doesn't care

Except if you talk about her ass

Touchy subject, I assume

[lone tusk]

So the dude is just simping?

[pearl wraith]

i've been told by an internet stranger that i look like a cross between Jack Black and Chris Pratt

[urban coral]

Oh noes

An internet stranger

[rough nest]

stranger danger

[pearl wraith]

yeah this server is like 50% misogynist 40% simp and 10% neurotypical

[lone tusk]

You know what would be coller?
A Internet stranger who eats ice

[rough nest]

https://tenor.com/view/deep-fry-ice-gif-25244702

[lone tusk]

Neurotypical
You say funny words magic man

[rough nest]

https://tenor.com/view/rule-rules-sylveon-neurotypical-gif-23703773

[lone tusk]

Good imma gonna try

[rough nest]

very tasty

[pearl wraith]

so basically, 90% of you need to touch grass, breathe fresh air, and have a life chat with your father

[urban coral]

First of all, ew

Secondly, that's literally my job

[rough nest]

which one?

[lone tusk]

Hold on i got meme for this

[urban coral]

Thirdly, life chat? 🤨

[pearl wraith]

case in point

[urban coral]

Hella

[vital remnant]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1071548579983921182/veh.gif

[lone tusk]

Dawn i couldn't find the meme

[lone tusk]

Imma go make some ice sandwiches, do you guys want some?

[lone tusk]

Twitter is full of porn and weird people,
Like too many porn and too many weird people

Why the dude wants to buy that thing is a mystery

[tiny dew]

Haven't showered in at least 6 months

[gray jetty]

Someone tried to burn down the work place

The offices are all flooded

[candid cloud]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153801114091521/1071550657988935731/chadd.mp4

[coarse rapids]

@sharp mossOGSR really is a soup mod huh

[void kelp]

You see but when I say no autistics allowed. Society... society goes wild.

[void kelp]

but we aren't "society" we are the stalker discord server

[tiny dew]

Chicken soup, veggie soup?

[tiny dew]

This is the shiphole of the interweb

[coarse rapids]

the only thing stopping me from becomming immortal is that they literally set you on fire or eletrocute you if elemental resistance goes above +80

[valid jay]

nah doesnt work

[coarse rapids]

Prey too good

[high sail]

The smelly stalkers

[rough nest]

k

[valid jay]

system shock if it was epic

[rough nest]

https://tenor.com/view/oyster-kerang-shucking-tiram-gif-17961601

[void kelp]

Lmao th9s image

[void kelp]

💀

[void kelp]

The only time I used twitter was when me and my friends set up an account that we would all use and it only took us like 2 days for it to get permanently suspended

[urban coral]

2 days?

That's pretty long

[high sail]

Me

[void kelp]

We were not intending for it to get suspended.

[rough nest]

bisexualu dracului

[high sail]

Te bat să moară bibi de nu

[rough nest]

futatear popa

[high sail]

Nu
Te voi pupa

[fleet nebula]

[rough nest]

in cur

[high sail]

Acolo intră cârnatul

[rough nest]

la tine

[carmine forge]

Works irl(I checked)

[high sail]

😳

[rough nest]

ci faci bre

dolbaiob bre

[urban coral]

Huh

[high sail]

Stau

[rough nest]

dici stai

duti cauta si tu o fatuca

[high sail]

Nu acum bbg

[candid cloud]

Заткнися нафіг, будь ласка.

[rough nest]

dar cand patani

[candid cloud]

І ти теж.

Дякую.

[high sail]

O fut pe mă-ta

[rough nest]

sugi pula de comunist

[pearl wraith]

i feel the need to clarify that 9/10 times this doesn't work

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/unintelligible-gif-8623310

[high sail]

Mai târziu

[carmine forge]

ен офтоп зараз:

[void kelp]

Owen who made the account wanted it to not get suspended but there was literally like 25 people in use of it unsupervised. And people were doing dumb shi'. So then he changed the password gave it back out again the next day and then someone got it suspended. I can't remember what they did though.

[high sail]

<3

[candid cloud]

У мене взагалі таке відчуття що той чол назвав мене комуністом.

[high sail]

Me

[carmine forge]

так і є

кирилицю використовують лише комуняки

данілов був правий

[rough nest]

cyrillic alphabet is wack

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-and-tails-gif-25561861

[high sail]

Smelly even

[rough nest]

hieroglyphs lookin ass letters

[carmine forge]

@tiny dew

[pearl wraith]

Cap

[candid cloud]

Are you two gonna cry over?

[pearl wraith]

italism

[rough nest]

we will steal

[high sail]

we will steal

[candid cloud]

More like cry over.

[high sail]

Steal

[rough nest]

go check your copper wiring

[candid cloud]

Don't have one.

[rough nest]

i know

[candid cloud]

А так, ви ідіоти.

[rough nest]

sa ma iei de pula

[carmine forge]

Засунь собі його у рота

[rough nest]

drecului arati can un doomer in poza aia

[candid cloud]

Чуєш.

[high sail]

Nu are cum
Morrr

[candid cloud]

А може байрактар запустити?

[rough nest]

ma sugi de kielbasa si iese maioneza

[high sail]

El dă un cap foarte bun

[rough nest]

dau cap in gura

[high sail]

Mai scrii mult că mi sa făcut somn

[rough nest]

nu

[candid cloud]

They are like: Oh no, they said the words in Cyrillic, it's time to mention the cock - and also me with Me: Dude, how in bloody hell we said "suck our cock" to you, but with use of other words?

[rough nest]

somn usor, sapte tigani pe picior

[rough nest]

english 100

[high sail]

La fel bbg<3

[candid cloud]

Ok, and?

[high sail]

You and You

[rough nest]

schizophrenic

[candid cloud]

Not my problem that you are blind.

[rough nest]

https://tenor.com/view/schizo-cat-the-voices-gif-25415230

[void kelp]

Average day in #💬┃en_offtop

[high sail]

Da
Adevărat
Aș putea să te pup acuma

[rough nest]

when #ro_offtopic

[high sail]

REAL

[candid cloud]

Never.

[rough nest]

we will take over this channel

[candid cloud]

And with that you'll get a warn and mute.

Are you fine with that?

[rough nest]

you too

[candid cloud]

At least I'm not saying "suck my cock" as you do.

[rough nest]

https://tenor.com/view/pet-cock-gif-18847012

cock

[void kelp]

I love romanian.

it sounds like the whispers of fallen angels.

[rough nest]

true

[gray jetty]

Welp we all got to go home

[rough nest]

ok, ill take your car

already got the keys

[gray jetty]

I don’t own a car

[rough nest]

well yo do, but now you dont

[gray jetty]

You played your self

[rough nest]

https://tenor.com/view/gn-chat-gn-good-night-good-night-chat-chat-gif-23599771

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/eat-cats-alf-kill-kittens-death-to-eating-gif-25009422

[rough nest]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-paw-stomp-jump-on-gif-15745172

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-and-ok-and-whole-sqaud-gif-22248092

[gray jetty]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/844760508687187968/1071564488513433730/filtered-6925F6F0-9081-42D6-A6BD-B071D1B1E690.mov

L

[granite drum]

Diosig, sătuc frumos,
Vii cu trenu', mergi pe jos,
Diosig, sătucul meu,
Caine mor pe legheleu.

[rough nest]

whats that

[gray jetty]

the first floor office being flooded

[rough nest]

ok

do you work in an office?

[gray jetty]

no

[rough nest]

good

[gray jetty]

the building i work in just has offices

i work in a machine shop

[rough nest]

what kind of machines

[gray jetty]

i build ion implanters

[gray jetty]

i build these ^

[rough nest]

I see

[carmine forge]

https://media.tenor.com/zv0zxVyoQvMAAAAM/trolling-success.gif

[rough nest]

I be a mechanic apprentice

[gray jetty]

i plan to become an electrical engineer

[rough nest]

i had that in mind but too complex electrical knowledge equals complex math knowledge

i hate such math

[gray jetty]

me and math get along pretty well

im hella rusty these days but

[rough nest]

me too sometimes but eh

[gray jetty]

when the time comes ill just break out the lemon juice and aluminum foil

[rough nest]

screw loose screw tight

[gray jetty]

i just love working for this company

[rough nest]

torque it to spec, 45 ugga duggas

[gray jetty]

i mean i at this point got all those torque specs memorized

[rough nest]

good

nowadays there's more cables in a car door than there used to be in a whole car

[gray jetty]

not that it's not written down in the instructions anyways but

you would hate ion implanters

nothing but cables

vacuum parts for days

[rough nest]

if its organized and stuff its fine

[gray jetty]

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

system is broken

makes it kinda not organized

[rough nest]

hard to reach parts?

[gray jetty]

oh of course

trying to install grounds on stuff

after the entire thing is built

leaves you cut to pieces let me tell yah

[rough nest]

like brake light bulbs on 2nd gen toyota yaris?

[gray jetty]

from just trying to put in one cable

[rough nest]

that was some proper fisting

[gray jetty]

its mostly the zip ties

people never cut them right

so there sharp

and will slice you open

but eh

its part of the job

[rough nest]

one time wrench slipped off the bolt

hit the pinky on exposed sheet metal (thanks VW for leaving it like that) and it was bleeding plentiful

i dont have the pic on this phone

also caught my finger between a wheel and the balancing machine

didn't hurt though but it looked bad

[gray jetty]

my toes are the ones who suffer most

[ripe merlin]

It's midnight why do I need to know this information before sleep

[gray jetty]

i need to go buy some actually good boots

the ones work will give me are simply not optimal

im looking at some irsh setters

[pearl wraith]

my friend gave himself an instantaneous 3rd degree burn the other day

[gray jetty]

they make thick flat soled boots like what im looking for

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/tv-gif-19175753

[pearl wraith]

the steel burned right through his leather gloves

[gray jetty]

don't wear gloves in times like those

gloves just make it worse

[carmine forge]

Did he survive?

[pearl wraith]

it looked more like a knife cut

except it was cauterized

[gray jetty]

but god damn today was crazy

[pearl wraith]

it was just a 2cm mark

[gray jetty]

probably one of the wildest days ive ever lived

and one of the luckiest

[pearl wraith]

but like his welds, it was full penetration

[carmine forge]

Will his hands live?

[pearl wraith]

can't say the same about his dating game though

[gray jetty]

damnnnnnnnnn

[pearl wraith]

oh yeah, he's fine

[gray jetty]

your killing em

[pearl wraith]

@vernal loom don't tell him I said that

[vernal loom]

Who

[pearl wraith]

Everett

rember?

[vernal loom]

OH

[carmine forge]

isn't that guy on this server?

[vernal loom]

No

[gray jetty]

https://www.ebay.com/itm/266117205991 https://www.ebay.com/itm/225398289284 in the same day

[carmine forge]

or was it other everett?

[gray jetty]

HOW

today i rolled a 20 for luck

i swear to god

[shy narwhal]

[tiny dew]

Dude, stop

I am downloading 2001

[carmine forge]

the what?

[tiny dew]

I am downloading everything on the internet from 2001

[rough nest]

500 mb?

[tiny dew]

In parts

https://tenor.com/view/mona-lisa-smoking-gif-8408730

[rugged sequoia]

Don't forget that this was a time when the internet wasn't as developed as it is today

[full grail]

The day I saw this, my day was ruined
Why Pyro

[full grail]

You're downloading the year after 2k

[carmine forge]

Based recommends with HL2 beta content

[full grail]

HL2 beta is actually sad

Like actually that was just extreme

[carmine forge]

It was basically Brazil

[rough nest]

dont smoke cigarettes or vapes

you can only smoke that von pack

[carmine forge]

Here's a sketch/concept art of Ravenholm

[rough nest]

idc

[carmine forge]

notice the bottom-center note

[rough nest]

ok

cockenholm

[pearl wraith]

wall

noted

[rough nest]

cock-and-ball-tortureholm

even rhymes

[carmine forge]

a bit to the left and a bit more bottom but whatever

[rough nest]

black crabs? thats racist

[carmine forge]

exactly

[rough nest]

child body under bed? did the child consent?

[pearl spear]

My childhood, only the real old ones know his games with our friend or brother in split screen

[carmine forge]

what's the third one?

[pearl spear]

Red Faction guérilla

[carmine forge]

idk doesn't look red to me

[pearl spear]

I didn't like it, for me it stopped at 2

[void kelp]

I love the hl2 beta dark and gritty cremator chikd labor(fortnite)

[pearl spear]

here's a little idea of ​​the first

[ripe merlin]

Why does it look like Might and magic dark Messiah map

[vital remnant]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1071582339873902743/SPOILER_6D383AC7-0C3E-4FC0-935D-7BC14E6AE6DB.jpg

[carmine forge]

Because it uses the same engine as hulf life

[vital remnant]

i found @carmine forge 's dad

[pearl spear]

https://tenor.com/view/kawaii-cute-pfp-anime-girl-gif-22161188

[vital remnant]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1071585366324293642/Fm3vrkVWYAIrLBY.jpg

[teal oracle]

ayo

packing the entire backery

[pearl wraith]

FINISH YOUR FREAKING CHICKEN YOU WASTEFUL PIECE OF HUMAN REFUSE

https://youtu.be/ZcJjMnHoIBI

[teal oracle]

WH(=ADOKFL

WHAT IN THE LORD ALMIGHTY YOU WASTEFUL SLUT YOU BETTER FINISH THAT

[pearl wraith]

I'VE SEEN HAMSTERS TAKE BIGGER BITES

YOU NOW WHAT? FRICK YOU

I'M GETTING THE BELT

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE

[void kelp]

In the middle has to be No meat left.

Eat Up.

Fag.

[vital remnant]

so meean..

[ripe merlin]

What does game engine have to do with map design

Well I do have a point

He's so mad that I'm right

[tiny dew]

Indeed

31.12.1999 was the best part though

[pearl wraith]

might I remind you that The Mandalorian and Deep Rock Galactic use the same engine?

[carmine forge]

proof?

[vital remnant]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1071596401626198076/refugee.mp4

[vital remnant]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153801114091521/1071312715794100294/watermark-1.gif

[hoary tendon]

Holy hell
I finally found the copy of Metro 2034 I was looking for ;w;
And it comes with the matching 2035 as well!
I never thought I'd find one, and so soon!

[neon vale]

why is he stoned

[pearl wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/donald-trump-state-of-the-union-you-werent-supposed-to-do-that-no-gif-16445581

[neon vale]

https://gfycat.com/BrownVillainousLemur

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/527012837055266837/1071541508337062029/Screenshot_20230204_161043_Twitter.jpg

[carmine forge]

This is just like top gun but irl

[vernal loom]

MAKE ONE OF MINE

[carmine forge]

You already got enough attention on this server

[vernal loom]

Shut

[void kelp]

New emote

[vernal loom]

Died

[neon vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/620576156613345310/1071411914913095762/Shaved_cat.mov

[vernal loom]

https://tenor.com/view/doctor-who-wilfred-mott-salute-gif-5165008

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/parrot-play-dead-die-gif-7267889

[vernal loom]

Wosie

[pearl wraith]

that bird you just deleted was me in the morning frfr

[pearl wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/empty-brain-loading-gif-20731521

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/original-message-deleted-discord-shitpost-gif-24267660

[pearl wraith]

MY VOICE IS AWFUL

https://tenor.com/view/cringe-gif-15288403

[carmine forge]

lmao you in that video?

[void kelp]

My honest reaction

[vernal loom]

We are going to die

[neon vale]

scp event

[vernal loom]

It was nice knowing you boys

[neon vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/580161302878486568/1070637269276442624/328715172_738553537613383_7006700592250241498_n.png

[void kelp]

Stalker player witnesses weather for the first time

[vernal loom]

It’s not a weather siren

[carmine forge]

what are sirens aboutthen?

[neon vale]

nuclear siren

[vernal loom]

It’s a severe accident/air raid siren

[neon vale]

[carmine forge]

Balloon?

[vernal loom]

NO LMAO

[pearl wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-yoda-drink-sip-blink-the-mandalorian-gif-15913430

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/gaming-monkey-monkey-gaming-gif-24891666

[vernal loom]

This siren is for when there’s a power issue at the plant

[carmine forge]

then what?

[vernal loom]

Idk about this one

[carmine forge]

oh that

[neon vale]

every time i see this video i cannot help but watch it on repeat

[pearl wraith]

same thing

just a different siren tone

iirc it's for the one across from the school

[vernal loom]

Oh different plant?

I know the purge sounding one is for an air raid or severe accident

[void kelp]

Im deaf then. Stalker player goes outside and hears ambulance for the first time in 15 years.

[vernal loom]

Not an ambulance 💀

It’s a warning siren

[vernal loom]

The fact that we have sirens for air raids is disappointing

[pearl wraith]

me who lives next to the old folks home and thus hears one every 5 minutes:

[void kelp]

I cant hear it at all. I turned max volume on and it is so faded.

And faint.

[carmine forge]

Yeah. I'd be happier if missiles flew with no warning so that when they arrive it's a total surprise

[pearl wraith]

that's the price of living near a major military airbase

[pearl wraith]

that too

i think she's referring to the fact that we need them because we could get shot at

[carmine forge]

What base?

[vernal loom]

DONT TELL

[pearl wraith]

can't disclose that

[vernal loom]

Walls have ears

[carmine forge]

Hill airbase?

or whatever was it called

[vernal loom]

HISS

[pearl wraith]

bruh I just had to get security clearance to walk through a government facility
i'm not gonna start blabbing now

[pearl wraith]

I cannot confirm nor deny the existence of this airbase, nor can I safely confirm nor deny its vicinity

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/robert-redford-jeremiah-johnson-nodding-yes-nod-of-approval-gif-21066931

[vernal loom]

Around mid February in 2022 I knew something bad was going to happen because I heard scores of military jets flying over my home

That sound isn’t common for my area

[carmine forge]

that ain't the worst thing that could've happened

[pearl wraith]

it is for me, those jets were my lullaby as a toddler

[carmine forge]

plus what tells you it's not just a routine exercise?

[vernal loom]

I would know

[pearl wraith]

Even now I still run outside to see them

[vernal loom]

Last time I knew of a flyover, I got it all on video

[void kelp]

skrill issue

[pearl wraith]

standard exercise only covers the surrounding city

[carmine forge]

Does Pentagon personnally inform you whenever they conduct one?

[vernal loom]

I wasn’t told of jets flying out to Germany

[pearl wraith]

I cannot confirm nor deny this

[carmine forge]

well you can't live off just the standard ones

[pearl wraith]

to that we'd say "Watch me"

[vernal loom]

Now the sound haunts me

[pearl wraith]

also taxpayer dollars say no

[carmine forge]

As if taxpayers decide anything

[void kelp]

taxpayers are bad

tax evaders are good

[pearl wraith]

it's not fund efficient to patrol the whole county

[carmine forge]

War is never fund efficient

neither is preparing for it

[pearl wraith]

i will admit, I love the sound

[vernal loom]

It’s pretty epic but on that day I can’t explain the dread I felt

I knew something terrible was going to happen

[carmine forge]

Overall mood set by news?

[pearl wraith]

I marvel not at it's intended use, but rather at the feat of engineering it is

[vernal loom]

No, just idea of war coming to a place I love

[pearl wraith]

same come to think of it

[carmine forge]

trust me, the terrible has not happened yet

[vernal loom]

First time, and traumatizing 💀

War is just terrible always

[carmine forge]

don't worry you'll walk it off

[pearl wraith]

but holy crap that sound

[vernal loom]

I hope that’s a joke

[pearl wraith]

that intimidating roar

[vernal loom]

https://tenor.com/view/top-gun-gif-25864036

[pearl wraith]

it makes me giddy

[carmine forge]

darn your lives are boring guys

[pearl wraith]

it's so freaking awesome

[pearl wraith]

at least me and her both have lives

[carmine forge]

a simple roar making such an impression on ya

[carmine forge]

who doesn't?

[vernal loom]

It’s so cool tho lol

Yet I don’t like it rip

[carmine forge]

duh it's just a sound

[pearl wraith]

I want to drift a sukhoi 15 feet above the runway in a high AoA hover while making lasso motions in the cockpit

every time they made a low pass at the airshow I couldn't help but hoot and holler

real

[pearl wraith]

I mean, listen to that sound
https://youtu.be/wurA98TaEr4

[earnest pond]

Bruh

[gray jetty]

I think about only one thing napalm

[vital remnant]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1071610140920381470/RDT_20221210_115058.mov

[earnest pond]

The Monolith

[pearl wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/orgasm-ah-ahh-yes-exactly-gif-14893721

atheadax you are not seeing this

[carmine forge]

kinda sounds like a bullet flying near your ear but slower

[pearl wraith]

exactly

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/bird-birds-birt-death-sad-gif-23625808

[earnest pond]

Bro got the Pip-cord

The Dis-boy

[pearl wraith]

man I need to stop

these jets gonna make me act up

[void kelp]

Almost there

[pearl wraith]

this is slander

[void kelp]

Yes I had to murder the entire population of the zone 4 times and?

Makes sense to me.

Zone list is like 400 right.

I killed the entire pop of the zone+ ☠️

[void kelp]

I have 4 million ruble though now from artifacts

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/bird-birds-birt-death-sad-gif-23625808

[vital remnant]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1071617873140789338/image0-3.png.jpg

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-gif-25630068

[cinder crag]

@vernal loom make your bird do this

[void kelp]

Yes.

Am I the only person who eats ice cream cones by using the cone as a sort of bowl with a spoon

[sharp fog]

yes

[void kelp]

Each time I watch these memes I feel like I'm watching a meme compilation on youtube in 2016-2018 and the channel name is "D4NK3STM3M3S".

Is that where you get everything you post?

@pearl wraith

[pearl wraith]

hey, moron

you don't have to ping me twice

and no, I do not get my material from youtube

[void kelp]

Then you get it from reddit

[pearl wraith]

i do not use reddit

what kind of animal do you take me for

I get my memes from discord and discord alone

[void kelp]

Well whoever you get them from gets them from 2016 youtube meme compilations

[sharp fog]

Got banned for destroying players' items, understood

[neon vale]

its cooler when you pretend you're the fireman

this is sick in the best way

fahrenheit 451 roleplay

[sharp fog]

We built a rollercoaster in minecraft. A quite long and elaborate one

[neon vale]

now i wanna burn books in minecraft

[lone tusk]

Got banned for flooding mines while my friends are there

[void kelp]

Reminds me of how I got banned from a hl2rp server when among us was still new and funny. So I figured out that I could use an expression2 code wire chip to link to an egpscreen and just put any image I wanted with this code so then I literally put a giant billboard in the plaza with this image pasted onto it.

I later got banned for 6 months and had to suck off the entire moderation team so hard in a ban appeal to get back in.

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/fiber-optic-friday-eat-the-optic-cable-cable-shark-fibre-shark-gif-25548843

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/853019730091835432/1071658719164772372/ssstwitter.com_1675532478236.mov

[lone tusk]

Karlito time

[crude meteor]

hi

[high sail]

:3

[old stone]

https://youtu.be/gb23BJl_MrM

[lone tusk]

what kind of sin is this

[neon vale]

vtubers watching antiques roadshow is like a homolive youtuber studying history

just not conceivable

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1071673795229790239/NnV9vIBycJI10cy6.mp4

[void kelp]

wassup

[high sail]

Hai<3

[void kelp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/944645568779669512/1063280571905757274/togif.gif

I just realized why the mercenaries have been chasing me everywhere in my anomaly run, they've put a price on my head the whole time. They also must've told the pseudogiants too.

[high sail]

:33

[void kelp]

the mercs put a bounty on an ecos head?

nah you had to do something real f*cked up for that to happen 😭

[void kelp]

I'm actually loner in this run. It was probably because I've done a couple contract killings here. I'm also top 3 stalkers in the pda currently. I have 4 million ruble and have killed probably around a good 100 mercs out of the 657 total people I've murdered. I also destroyed the barrrier to dead city they had because I thought I was going to rostok in army warehouses.☠️ I even spared one of them though in zaton, I'm not sparing none of them anymore.

[high sail]

He didnt Kiss me

[void kelp]

quick q how do you get your rank up in anomaly

[void kelp]

By pretty much everything.

[void kelp]

are you playing a fck all kill everything type run

Detecting artifacts, killing mutants, killing stalkers, doing jobs, achievements, finding stashes, etc.

[void kelp]

No. Not really. Its just gotten to that from crossing paths with monolith mostly.

bro im sorry but how long does it take you to type out 1 sentence 😭

I rephrase things.

Also new keyboard.

20 seconds

You see I don't think you'd like that if I did that to you, would you?

im watching tiktok while I type

GT everyone

[void kelp]

omg bro I didnt do that either but it took youa solid 2 mintues to type 4 sentences

I just mentioned how long it takes you to type

I did the same exact thing.

no you didnt

I mentioned how long it took for you type.

I didnt fckin count down how long youre taking to type like im being timed or some shit

You see you don't like it.

End of discussion.

[high sail]

Hai<3

[void kelp]

theres a big difference from saying "bro im sorry but how long does it take to type out 1 sentence" (which is in question form) and "20 seconds." as if im being timed or sumn

your argument is petty and you need to give up

[high sail]

Oliver and vik stop it

[void kelp]

no

[high sail]

You will

[void kelp]

you have no power over me

[high sail]

The power of kissing

[void kelp]

i have a bf

[high sail]

I will still Kiss you

[void kelp]

harizzment

[void kelp]

im gonna get a rizzstraining order against you 😭

Going down hill real quick.

betterdiscord deteced

[old stone]

It was a parody of an antique show. If you have expanded knowledge of literary terms, you would know that was not a functional firearm and it did not belong to some Russian.

[void kelp]

Yes. The issue being?

[void kelp]

probably have message logger

[high sail]

Woah

[void kelp]

Maybe.

[old stone]

https://twitter.com/RisenLn/status/1621737073014353925?s=20

Official Risen LN (@RisenLn)

Pffffffft

Twitter · Feb 4, 2023, 5:07 AM

[void kelp]

You take around a solid 20-30 seconds to type 1 sentence meaning you're not much better.

Also do you use TikTok? If so time goes in slow motion so it was probably around 40 seconds.

[void kelp]

nah youre just retarded

[high sail]

Why are You having this pointless argument

[void kelp]

Because it's funny.

[high sail]

Its not

[void kelp]

It is for me.

[high sail]

Well for others its not so end it
Or move to DMs

[neon vale]

i could care less about the firearm being fake
i do NOT like my favorite antique show being tampered with

[void kelp]

C'mon you could do better. Retard's not good enough man. I wanna hear worse.

[old stone]

Homeland for each r<censored>

[old stone]

https://youtu.be/IKzI6OpId2U

[lusty onyx]

Helicopter

[candid cloud]

AHAHAH. I wanted to send the video, but due to the guy being without T-Shirt, it was counted as explicit content.

[lusty onyx]

Bruh

[candid cloud]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/509049633494794273/1071692734513025094/Ok_he_kinda_right_tho-1.mp4.mp4

[candid cloud]

It's because of his nipples showing up.

[lusty onyx]

[old stone]

[unique dawn]

@gray jetty Vintage voodoo 6000 sold for 5500 recently. Get to selling brother!

[void kelp]

My genuine reaction to that information(and the college recruiter's genuine reaction to that information)

[candid cloud]

Ok.

[urban coral]

Skill issue, ngl

[full grail]

Apparently

I seen this in my phone notifications

[urban coral]

Nice

Although HL: Alyx

[full grail]

Yeah...
Either Valve has to Retcon or actually announce Alyx ain't canon

[void kelp]

fallen angel = Demons

:3

[full grail]

THE FLESH OF THE FALLEN ANGELS

https://tenor.com/view/max-payne-sorrow-sad-tragic-why-gif-25206915

[valid jay]

half life is a lie

[high sail]

:3

[void kelp]

CS 1.6 is the truth

[valid jay]

nah cs sucks

team fortress is the only way

[candid cloud]

That's what she said.

[void kelp]

CS GO sucks.

but CSS and CS 1.6 is nice

TF2 is shit tho

[candid cloud]

Which got a vac update some months ago.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1038655371067265124/1064922783957663794/lv_0_20230115175653.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/794238313074130975/1071564961366679673/kwies4z5c7ga1.mov

[deft aspen]

i have a great deception about tchernobylite, i paid this game to wait stalker 2, but it's so different and it's very not that i would but the game is good, it's not that the problem, it's just not that i would like

who are testing tchernobylite ???

[void kelp]

why is latvia your profile picture but your name is written in Hebrew...

what are you?

[karmic bluff]

https://youtu.be/uubsoplYbf4

Bruh

[candid cloud]

I saw the one in NFS:C, it was funny tho.

[gray jetty]

I don’t have one to sell and it’s still going up

[full grail]

CSGO? Well honestly it ain't too simplified so nah
CSS and 1.6 yeah won't argue
TF2? How come though?

[fleet nebula]

[full grail]

Get that infertile degenerate out of my face...

[candid cloud]

There's nothing to touch, omg.

[dusk bane]

god damn ive been doing side quests in the swamp and reach a detector

this isnt really as much a hidden item as i thought

[full grail]

If there is one thing I would touch is the stomach (yes that thing)

[void kelp]

TF2 is only memes and not good game

[valid jay]

elaborate

[dusk bane]

GRAVI IS 7.8K RUBLES???

[void kelp]

CoP moment

[dusk bane]

im playing clear sky

i remember i could not shake the gravis off me in soc because theyre so common why the hell does it cost so mych

[vital remnant]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1071740296657916044/no_bitches.mp4

[void kelp]

Burn yourself alive.

[vital remnant]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1054267609731829770/1071308645381451846/the-1.gif

[teal oracle]

Morning

I have a lot of dark memes rn and I don’t want to post them out of fear of being banned

[vital remnant]

no homo but i would fill my ass with as much cum as possible and spray it on my attackers if they try to assault me

[teal oracle]

[runic glacier]

Morning in there

[teal oracle]

I JUST WOKE UP D2 COME ON

[runic glacier]

Bro?

[vital remnant]

bombardier beetle

[atomic lynx]

D2 come on man

[vital remnant]

what??? I said no homo!!!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1071745270225838160/trim.29DB06A9-689B-43F8-A573-6C144CD4C50C.mov

[runic glacier]

Still its kinda crazy

[vital remnant]

ok but tell me

if you cant reach for your concealed carry in time

[vital remnant]

why not spray 2 gallons of extremely warm and sticky cum onto your attacker

all at once to confuse them

and Then reach for your concealed carry

[vital remnant]

the way stevey reacts to the wild answers is great

i gotta watch that show man'

[runic glacier]

I love 1.6

[vital remnant]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1071746088849125417/wokepatrickbateman_165428343538567.mp4

[teal oracle]

Me

[void kelp]

did HIV kill your brain, fag?

[void kelp]

me too.

[teal oracle]

Oh no blatant homophobia

This shit is worse than Finland

[vital remnant]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1071746166057881691/20230205_115513.jpg

[void kelp]

calm down dude he obviously wants me to treat him like that.

why else would he post shit like that.

[teal oracle]

Gay that’s why

[coarse rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/751067733415821513/1070220951561707580/2eyvue291ffa1.mp4

[atomic lynx]

AAAAA

[void kelp]

I hasse die deutschen.

[atomic lynx]

Ayo bear is Ballin?

[vital remnant]

this mf keeps trying to convince me god is real

[candid cloud]

No.

[vital remnant]

yall im not atheist or religious but like

why tf do people keep wanting me to pick sides

idgaf??? I want to get my dick sucked and make paper

[void kelp]

he is but you don't have to belive in him.

Like I hate you so much but I wouldn't force you to belive things you don't want to belive

[teal oracle]

You shouldent force your belief on others

And im religious

[vital remnant]

Why do you hate me so much we're best friends ❤️

[void kelp]

nah we aren't

[teal oracle]

D2 your talking to someone who’s homophobic
And your about the gayest man I’ve met

[vital remnant]

listen

[teal oracle]

Aye

[vital remnant]

if i get to stick my dick in it and its legal age

who cares

[atomic lynx]

The meatgrinder cares

(joking)

[teal oracle]

Consent

Also it has to be alive just making sure

[void kelp]

I don't care what you have sex with.

but don't post shit like that

[teal oracle]

L

[vital remnant]

man you have high standards 🙄

[candid cloud]

Have you heard about wai fuslayer? I mean wai fuslayer?

[teal oracle]

Slay deez nuts

[vital remnant]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1071604573791342672/mewhen.mov

[teal oracle]

Now have gato

[vital remnant]

sweet cato

[void kelp]

he mostly has sex with animals because they don't need to give their consent.

[void kelp]

Katze

[regal heron]

if not friend why friend shaped?

[vital remnant]

If anthropomorphic animals were real what would the laws look like?

[teal oracle]

What the

[atomic lynx]

I have a meme but idk if it's allowed so I'm not gonna post it

[void kelp]

you are supposed to eat the flesh of animals not suck them off

[vital remnant]

yk

i wanna go hunting soon

[teal oracle]

Sounds fun

[vital remnant]

but what am i supposed to do with the bodies

[candid cloud]

It's um... Zombie Army Trilogy meme.

[void kelp]

I would kill and eat them because they still aren't human

[vital remnant]

im not gonna eat them

im just killing them for fun and sport

[void kelp]

with what guns?

[regal heron]

the harkness test

[candid cloud]

What the?

[vital remnant]

so true

[viral sail]

stalker i have question what it his name of this stalker i forgot his name can anyone tell me his name?

[void kelp]

He doesn't have one.

[regal heron]

that's scar

[vital remnant]

anyway back on topic

[high sail]

saviour

[void kelp]

Slice this up

It is dangerous

[candid cloud]

Scar has a grey skin.

[simple sage]

IMMACULATUS ()#2225 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[void kelp]

I don't think that's confirmed.

[void kelp]

hi

[regal heron]

it's obviously scar, he has a vss and a trench coat

[atomic lynx]

I love that other off topic channels are tamed but this one is batsh*t insane

[vital remnant]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1071748902228852856/trim.E2A86C53-AC3A-472E-B1EA-FF822F752FC3.mov

[high sail]

hai<3

[void kelp]

Scar doesn't look like that though

[vital remnant]

hey waifu

[teal oracle]

Saviour I think

[vital remnant]

do you want to be scared

[regal heron]

he got plastic surgery

[candid cloud]

Yes, it's a saviour.

[runic glacier]

Scar using a blue sweater suit you know

[void kelp]

But tbf strelok's face changed like 8 times throughout stalker

[vital remnant]

!! WARNING !! EXTREMELY DANGEROUS TO VIEW IF YOU PLAY STALKER

[tiny dew]

Scar turned out to be LGBTS

[vital remnant]

easiest way to scare a stalker fan fr

[tiny dew]

S for Sado...

[runic glacier]

CoP Strelok looks like him in soc and cs cutscene

[void kelp]

that is the second best stalker game there is.

what is scary about that?

[atomic lynx]

I am a stalker fan and like Anomaly, I exist and y'all can bully me

[vital remnant]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1071749319314640917/RDT_20230204_0230408558767980120234472.jpg

[void kelp]

And then him in game looks more like wolf in soc

[teal oracle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1071749319314640917/RDT_20230204_0230408558767980120234472.jpg

[tiny dew]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-barr-bill-barr-gif-18035966

[vital remnant]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1071749319314640917/RDT_20230204_0230408558767980120234472.jpg

[candid cloud]

Gay above.

Also a furry.

[runic glacier]

Also....
Why theres a some different CoP character texture in Xray-CoP folder

[void kelp]

Schwuchtel.

[vital remnant]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1071749480560459846/20230205_190450.jpg

[vital remnant]

it pumps my ego to know im a reaction gif meme now

[runic glacier]

Not only that Wolfhound too

[teal oracle]

ME
REAL

[runic glacier]

Pixtures

[teal oracle]

So true

[high sail]

whats up<3

[void kelp]

The only think you pump is your cоck to gay furry рorn

[vital remnant]

guess what waifu

[high sail]

big kiss on the lips????

[teal oracle]

Save me
My friends are forcing me to play for honor

[high sail]

oh

[vital remnant]

how does it make you feel

[atomic lynx]

The Drewski Incident

[teal oracle]

NO THE CAT

[full grail]

no shit 💀

[runic glacier]

"Real Stalker" insert ozertsky face

[void kelp]

Yeah also he looks weird in the opening cutscene of shoc.

[candid cloud]

Distance is so cool game, ngl.

[teal oracle]

Anyway
For honor time

[atomic lynx]

Time to trigger people who are gun fans here

[vital remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/but-heres-the-jumper-cat-gif-26465799

[full grail]

you gonna lie
you will lie
I'll make you lie

[vital remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/flyer-the-heres-but-polynomers-gif-26406778

[full grail]

https://tenor.com/view/max-payne-max-payne3-goddamnit-god-damnit-gif-21047161

[vital remnant]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1071750413956698242/F3A8A71A-A564-486D-AD01-BF66254540C1.jpg

[candid cloud]

I didn't.

[void kelp]

you poor man.

i am sorry for you

[vital remnant]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1054267609731829770/1071308645381451846/the-1.gif

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/agony-gif-23084585

[void kelp]

ich hasse dich, schwuchtel.

[vital remnant]

bro you arent cool for speaking another language in the english chat

good attempt though

[void kelp]

@runic glacier his model in cop in game changes his like entire head structure or maybe he just looks weird without the hood idk

[void kelp]

should i speak german in the ua or ru channel then?

[vital remnant]

dont speak german at all

retard

[simple sage]

IMMACULATUS ()#2225 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[vital remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-spongebob-sailor-mouth-number11-gif-25573756

[void kelp]

Schwuchtel.

[vital remnant]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1071751351354282096/MemeFeedBot-6.mov

[void kelp]

My line!

[regal heron]

Ne parle pas allemand.

[void kelp]

Not yours.

[vital remnant]

yall know those little rings on mtn dew bottles? I drank one of them by accident a few months ago

I wonder where that ring is

[void kelp]

But I am not allowed to say what I want to say in english.

[vital remnant]

stop being a pussy and say slurs in english

[runic glacier]

Bandits

[warm mortar]

With door hinge

[regal heron]

Ne le dites pas alors.

[high sail]

🤷‍♂️

[void kelp]

This is my honest reaction to 90% of @vital remnant 's messages

[vital remnant]

when is someone going to explain the science behind triangle sandwiches being better

[void kelp]

alright.

I hope you die horribly by drowning, you disgusting fagg0t

[regal heron]

onion walter white

[void kelp]

Call me that instead, atleast I enjoy it.

[ripe merlin]

I want stalker 2 to have pics like this

[lusty onyx]

Speak german and english in the same sentence

[vital remnant]

sorry bro cant hear you im busy washing my car 💯

[lusty onyx]

Nice asset

[void kelp]

he does too.

else he wouldn't post gay shit.

[vital remnant]

Keep going. Maybe one of your grade school insults will work 💀

[ripe merlin]

You mean boat

[runic glacier]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/116322069502754820/1036953509335138314/jincpope.gif

[regal heron]

boyliker

[vital remnant]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1071752032190468106/IMG_2391.png

[void kelp]

why didn't your parents drown you in a river right after your mother gave birth to you?

[void kelp]

I've gotten obsessed with this account that just posts these haircuts like this and there is always this old guy just sitting there looking very dissapointed or something

[runic glacier]

FREEDOM

[regal heron]

they got the rizz

[vital remnant]

Didn't someone confuse the romanian flag for a pride flag

[runic glacier]

Is there Duty gender

[warm mortar]

You haven't seen La Rioja's flag

[vital remnant]

I would cum on it

[void kelp]

Yes

[runic glacier]

I kill monolith

[atomic lynx]

I would be proud of Jimbo

[lusty onyx]

His dad is proud of him

[regal heron]

I hope they add romance options in stalker 2

Imagine seducing a monolith member

[void kelp]

Why you kill me I just want to absolutely be the most annoying thing ever in a group of 20 people in red forest while your already trying to evade a pseudogiant

[high sail]

waifuslayer x monolith romance path

[regal heron]

the brain scorcher

[lusty onyx]

No.

[void kelp]

nah you wouldn't

[ripe merlin]

This u

[regal heron]

the cock scorcher

[runic glacier]

You life are my money so

Yes

[high sail]

yes.

[high sail]

i will
watch me

[vital remnant]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1071747122828951664/female_rapper.mp4

[lusty onyx]

Nope.avi

[void kelp]

why not pick a different faction to "play" with?

[void kelp]

I completely understand this standpoint if you are ecologist tbh when you are just trying to get artifact in like zaton or red forest and then a group of 10 monolith shred straight through your ecologist suit.

[high sail]

cus uhhhh

uhhhhhhhh

[regal heron]

"Why don't you show me your great Monolith~"

[high sail]

uh

[lusty onyx]

Uh what?

[high sail]

pipebobm

[lusty onyx]

Stop stuttering and spill it out

[runic glacier]

Uhmm....Iskra team 😊

[vital remnant]

me af

[void kelp]

they are so many to work with other then monolith that will instantly kill you when they see you.

[runic glacier]

Squidward Games

[high sail]

squirt games
its a real thing look it up

[lusty onyx]

The letters, what do they mean???

[runic glacier]

Wtf

[restive pivot]

https://youtu.be/1yraW3e8gRk

[runic glacier]

What did i saw

[ripe merlin]

@void kelp

[runic glacier]

[lusty onyx]

[vital remnant]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/1068296353706426530/attachment-7.gif

[restive pivot]

@vital remnant I saw that

[lusty onyx]

[void kelp]

Igry veh kalmara

[high sail]

i am trying other options, imma

[vital remnant]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1071754319826784366/MemeFeedBot-32.mov.mp4

[high sail]

WOAHHHH

[lusty onyx]

Suddenlygay

[regal heron]

sean

[void kelp]

what?

[vital remnant]

i saw what you deleted

[high sail]

me

[void kelp]

There are times when I wish I didn't have better discord tbh

[vital remnant]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1071754621585993738/RDT_20230128_153438.mp4

[restive pivot]

Delete what?

[void kelp]

I hope the sun falls down on your country.

[runic glacier]

No its me

[restive pivot]

I just posted about PewDiePie

[vital remnant]

DELETE THIS RATIO

[restive pivot]

The f

[void kelp]

but monolith?

Seriously?

[high sail]

@valid jay

[high sail]

yea

[lusty onyx]

D2 has a dirty foot fetish confirmed

[slender wagon]

MONOLITA B L I N

[vital remnant]

no I have a leash fetish

[regal heron]

onion white

[vital remnant]

not feet

[regal heron]

would you kiss him

[high sail]

yes

[vital remnant]

i would hug him and hold him like a baby

[runic glacier]

Only pat

Pls

[vital remnant]

he looks like a sweet boy

[vital remnant]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1071755189494759424/9D9C783F-8183-4FE2-8284-97A2D8F517B8.jpg

[coarse rapids]

@shy narwhal https://www.moddb.com/mods/stalker-online/downloads/soproject-101-release

[high sail]

me

[vital remnant]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1071755479446990919/Cheeze.png

[vital remnant]

the what

[lusty onyx]

This looks good ngl

[void kelp]

I would rip this open and eat it

[lusty onyx]

Raw or cooked?

[void kelp]

I don't care

[lusty onyx]

[regal heron]

https://tenor.com/view/speech-bubble-discord-lucky-star-konata-izumi-lazy-gif-25766360

[atomic lynx]

Funi leg scream

[vital remnant]

haha gemur freaker

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1071756359562956830/trim.755CE7EA-7544-4C1B-8DF9-08BE47B8E674.mov

[void kelp]

Live reaction

[vital remnant]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1071756348540338176/C1A8F17C-FFAE-4D46-9CBC-9218CF52D598.jpg