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Nah
listening to dialogue? in my stalker? what are you on about
shut up waifu ._.
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. - All Campfire Conversation MERCENARY - English translation
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. STALKER - Campfire chatter
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. - merc campfire chatter | English subtitles
#STALKER #Stalker2 #StalkerENGLISH
I don't kiss boys.
you do
uh huh
me you're the one advocating for anomaly
Ew anomaly
very femboy of him
Fr
: (
anomaly fans explaining why they need to kiss boys
High fov only helps with gameplay,. Usually higher fov means more fun
Can we get a F in the chat, my friend got his cats balls cut off
why
is that a cat
Because cats can reproduce
False
You wanna see Jesus
Not yet
@carmine forge
He looks like Mike tyson
Lmao no he doesn't
Mfs who play only vanilla stalker
I haven't seen Mike in months
You never heard my case fans
repost
5 of them make the noise of jet engine
Do you know him personally?
If not hooked to the mobo ofc
Ok, and?
I meant like a pic of him, how is gonna a balkan dude meet mike
smelly
Sucker, I toke a shower a hour ago.
What do crusaders have to do with axis
Freeing the Jerusalem of non-Christians?
When tf were axis in Jerusalem
They were not
Axis & Allies anyone, forgotten RTS!
But they did have Free Arabian legion
You just probably protistan
My response to 🤓
The what

What else are you embarrassed of? Being a woman?

gunshots
she's mormon
Me wants to kiss boys
The guy means Protestant
ACTUALLY IS A MEMBER OF THE CHURCH OF JESUS CHRIST OF LATTER-DAY SAINTS
You morons, can't you talk normal topics
do you think that is why she is shooting at us?
I thought he terribly misspelled "prostitute"💀
Lmao
1A?
she isnt shooting at me
I love your pfp, my phone ringtone is Группа Крови
I thought it was an e girl pfp for a moment
I genuinely love scrolling through offtop with squidward's mad song playing.
LMAO
“Tomfoolery”?
how so?
تم نشر هذا الفديو بواسطة محمد عبد الرحيم
This video has been published by mohamed mde
what
What even is that
I never even heard of STOC until my friend mentioned it to me
That’s actually amazing
No
Saved
STUC for the lads
Tf STUC
i came here for a reason
SHUT UP
There is no STOC. It's a product of your imagination created as a defence mechanism from the fact that you have no friends and nobody shares your interests
bai:3
I forgot to take my schizophrenic pills...
Those don't exist
i have somewhat left stalker community
Karlito: wake up, you're sleeping for too long
Me message to this whole server when I leave
Nice
Same but i left the community because i stopped playing the game
Femboy-free, censorship-free land of free speech server
God, I wish I could get some sleep
We got all sorts of personalities over there
not when i will join
U will get banned
I'm already convinced with the femboy free part 
Elaborate on the second part please
Also "ERP"
how so
Chicks who simp for Strelok and are as flat as a plank, a guy who's getting spied by Canadian secret service, etc.
I mean, I still have Clear Sky installed trough I don't play it
Dang, you should
I'm not, i got a weird dream today bc yesterday i was trying to finish my arcticle, in my dream i killed a bunch of researchers and them i start talking with a serial killer and he give me some apple pie
ERP?
a horny ahh femboy would fit in prefectly
Not that I haven't played it in the past
Nah
Never enough
I have the entire copy of the series on steam with all of it games
I fully agree
Me on 7.2.2023
Interesting
I mean you did give me the keys for them right ?
I remember someone was giving away games and I asked for entire S.T.A.L.K.E.R. trilogy on GOG
And I got it since
it would fit in perfectly
That was a long time ago
Nah
"Dreams have meanings"
The dream:
Nah
it will
Nah
yuh
Nah
not really...
yuh
Nah
yuh
Nah
yuh
Nah
yuh
Nah
yuh
Nah
Nobody asked but I was just reminded of the time when I was like 8 I had a friend that told me she was actually Taylor Swift and had “magic powder” to turn herself into Taylor Swift
yuh
Nah
you broke the yuh nah chain
And you are still a furry.
yuh
Rebellio in STUC and Bunker, Gaj in Ark
Did Gajunas leave?!
Ye
It B wat it B
Yep.
Gajunas is active in c-con
What is "Ark"?
Actually someone else did got confused with you because i thought ur the same guy
Bruh, how'd you only find out now
i was also shocked hearing this
Also, nah
I just messaged that mf
The Ark of Freedom
Is that server?
Yeah
Where did the potato man go ?
Can I see it?
Why not?
Because it's honestly not even my server anymore
It's just Gaj, Serjous, Taurus and Petro, mostly
i would like a formal invitation
That sounds nice though
Nah
yuh
What @urban coral
What I said, my good friend 
I don't see anyone @urban coral
@urban coral
Turn on the light 
woah
Ngl, IF I were a girl, yes
My inner Moderator would be acting crazy
Now I have to test this on girls
Private server
Goth GF with a side of soggy fries.
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Like I said, it's mostly just Gaj, Serjous, Taurus and sometimes Petro
I haven't been active there for ages since it kinda became inactive
I did make it, though
But you've never heard this from me
The server doesn't exist
It's just a Zone rumor
A simple myth
uh huh
Is asking for invite to the latter server is against the rules here
Gajunas said he left “just because”
Advertising is
Asking to join, not really
The polish guys and serjou are very active there but I don't go there so much
Correct
Ye
If you're there could you please send an invite in DMs
X on that happening, tbh
Don't you need to ask jask for that
Nah
But yeah, it's nothing more than a private server with the OGs from STOC
I mean, the place got created for a reason 
so who do I ask to join
Orks VS Space Marines do B based, tbh
Femboy hooters is where it's at!
I suppose John T. Sunderland, although I doubt you'd get in
(He's not on this server)
@sharp nest you gotta get a killstreak 10 times to join
No, its full we dont need more
Yeah, but I doubt he'd get in
full of 3 people?
Nah, more
4
5 to be generous
Getting warmer
7
1400 members
I will try to join anyway
cmon me
clearly 10
can we make this number bigger?
No
proof?
Thus why it's called ST__U__C
My penis
❤️
proof?

😬
Yuh
I don't give a fuck, mate
Prey is so cool, i wish immersive sims were real
!!!! GOOBER !!!!
You replied to that awfully late
😤
fashionably late
real
what a cutie
I'm not always active.
Hello not always active
Welcome also
I do not know how to feel about this one
ig
you are a snack
I used to have snakes at my old house
proof?
Since vocaroo has been taking down some of the AI voice clips, I will be uploading some clips made by other anons, made into video format by myself.
Obviously the upcoming AI voice clips were not made by me, and full credit goes to the respective anons who made them.
I would need to search through old boxes to find a very old phone with a picture of my dad holding a dead snake
me in my bunker:
also why would you be taking a photo of your dad holding a dead snake?
It was fking huge
show
I don't even know if we still have that phone or will it even open after years of typhoon 
wait is "snake" here an euphemism?
No 💀
good
Your house got destroyed in a typhoon?💀
I'm surprised it survived after all those years
did it?
proof?
I am not taking a picture of my house and sending it in discord
why not?
I sorta did
Proof?
shut up rookie
you two
stop it
Me
Him
Is that Google maps?
No, it's a house
Wow crazy
No, it's a house
I meant what's the little icon on the right
The exact coordinates
my neighbor's truck
Jesus H. Christ
So why metal gear twin sneaks is bad ?

its a cia safehouse
here
ah soviet era apartment blocks my beloved
i would
come get me, im tired of life
Do it 
dont wanna finish this game no more
Because it's not MGS2
Your turn
Let me try finding a picture of it
the true halifale we never got....
Gabe Newell cutting everything from HL2 Beta(artist's interpretation)
holon leme go do it rq
thats the sound i like to hear
gab newell cutting mark leidlows balls (necessary for hl2 development)
It's old maybe 50 years old
I'm pretty sure there was no google street view at that time
I don't live in it no more because there's snakes and rats everywhere
skill issue
Atleast I won't have flood issues in my apartment now 
Darn that thing reminded me of our old dacha
What's that?
@craggy crow cant take a pic of house cuz its dark night, but here is this tho
Damn he sent it
Dacha an out-of-town/exurban home that you don't permanently live in but use for gardening and growing agriculture
my highschool
it's pretty common in a post-soviet space
my house is like meters away from it
Is it like a province?
not exactly, just a house in a suburban part of the town
Damn, sounds lovely tho
hold on i might have a pic
Gonna start documenting the AI voice stuff, at least those I can legally post in the UK that I found.
Agent 47 mission brief on the Epstein job:
bad news
most of the images were damaged and got distorted and the surviving ones are of poor quality
these are the best ones i got
it only shows the part where we used to plant crops
there was much more there
the house where we'd live in
the firewood storage
the "tool" house
more fruit trees, and grape wines
the shower and the building where we had a pump
Ah man that's sounds cool, I never been out of the city so the thought of those sounds lovely
Yeah I really miss going to the countryside
It would such a nice place to paint...
back at my town I'd regularly take my bike and ride up 30km away from home just for kicks
Touching grass🥸
had some nice scenery
You don't bike around the city?
I did but that was boring
my town was quite small
and when we moved, we couldn't take the bike with us
plus it was required a lot of maintanence after the last ride
🤓 *
bruh, cant even roast good
I managed to find one more photo. This one show pretty much the same place but it's with a new camera
Too much grass
Ah man I can't find the photo of the river by the bridge at night
Good for touching
I don't go biking no more don't have time for it
skill issue
Aiden Walker my beloved
was it a large bridge?
Yeah It was a nice photo also since they cleaned the river
me
It's not covered by trash or whatever moss and plants
Wish I could go for a night ride again
you need some grass
Even tho I'll probably get shot or robbed by some random Filipino but I'll take that risk 
real
basement dweller = nich_nikk
Well I managed to get this. Not quite the night photo and the bridge is barely visible
yall need some of that devils lettuce
you need a religion, you need god, any kind
no
The risk is always worth it
But god is dead
i am god
Still beautiful, better than staring at buildings and beeping cars
👍
You're not based Bad Cop
Discord trolling me
My weed...
Like bro
Send me the picture if you manage to get it
im the cooler bad cop
Poof...
Sure I'll try looking for it at my other devices
You are the worst cop in the world + furry + cope + seethe.
Real talk
my furry?
im the best cop
wow, u have schizophernia or something?
So I'm replaying Project Wingman on Mercenary difficulty and my instincts to see the UN burn down has been reawakened

"I'm the best cop because I said so"
you need to post fnv pics
Sure
im the best cop cus thats what my record says
Your criminal record?
REAL.
HOLY BATMAN
Stfu.
my arrest record and job record
Guys and girls. Back 4 Blood is been officially abandoned
The chosen one's highwayman in New Vegas
Yeah
Not even 2 years after it's release the game has been abandoned by the devs
Yeah, good
real men play L4D2
We do
Or Vermintide
what the
Steam charts speak for itself
Cheap copy do B a cheap copy
Yea
^
L4D2 to B4B: Haha, die trash
what did i do

@high sail
😳
would you
He would
such dirty corrupted minds 
I require the blood of the blue helmets pilots
😳 😳
Nah, it started after GSC did le wack
or maybe your puritanical ass should let people have fun
im here to have fun
gayness and ppl wanting to frick with game characters makes me not have fun, you got the answer to solve this problem?
then why dont you ignore me!
because you're responding to what i'm posting

i didnt respond rlly, i just wrote a message in the server
even that and you can ignore but anyway
im not trying to fool anyone
Chill bro 
i just said what was on my mind
just stop being a prude and your life could be a little less miserable
damn, someone is angry 
Ngl, my glass kinda empty
looks like something from ex machina
They don't have it.
Died
yes thats the image i edited
My tip for prey is that don't think every cleared place is safe, more strong enemies might appear after time at those areas @valid jay
already experienced that lmao
M4A4 Sherman.
i'm completely out of ammo and can't craft anything besides 9mm
When are you going to play the OG Prey?
dunno honestly
||🤫 ||
EW
Use the Cum Gloo cannon
i will definitely play it at some point though
And your wrench
@carmine forge Yeah sorry man looks like the photos were in my old SSD which I don't have anymore 
War Thunder confirmed in Fallout universe
Bro, you're not allowed to say something bad about Tactics
It's against the rules
eh, 2 hits with wrench and i have to shoot ropes again
What about Fallout Tactics Brotherhood Of Steel?
Exactly
It a good game
anyways who's december 
Best lore when it comes to Fallout, ngl
BTW I have only now noticed that GSC have added Ukrainian Localization installer in GOG
||🤫 🤐 🤝 ||
...in extra files...
I remember some months ago I talked with my friends about it and IT WASN'T THERE
Тихо, не шуми.
Go and find out
Dang, wanted to send this message before you edited it

@urban coral i got skulls uptop my character what does that mean, i broke a door instead of buying to open it like a true one would 
i just saw something, yall saw it too?
Told you yesterday
You're schizophrenic
i didnt take my normal pills
Yes I have seen that by your dream mask
tf is a dream mask?
I read that any Duke quotes in Gianni's voice now
Softest Bread in the Zone
https://twitter.com/FirearmsRetro/status/1439280077632573456
song used: DNF - Grabbag
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Це вже перебір.
Dang, too bad the voice kinda wack
@bitter hearth
How ams Dead Cells gaming?
i was outside and died again of curse
No clue how you did that
those are what the skulls are
pic from @fabioproductions https://twitter.com/KinoFabino/status/1512837996940173312
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@urban coralnow i know that the slime does
«Сила» = Power
JSKSBSJSBJWBS
I’m reposting
It's true, tho.
Average Russian
That's what you'll say, without knowing a difference in Ukrainian and Russian languages, culture and history.
Bad news guys, steve the radroach died at age of 3
Cyrillic = russian
@urban coral made it
Nice
Who the heck pings @tiny dew and runs away!
@bitter hearth let's ping @tiny dew and run away !

@tiny dew 🏃♂️
🏃♂️
why is wolf playing clear sky

Bc clear is the best stalker


That one mod where hitler is revived in the zone and you have to kill him in pripyat
Wow they gonna rebot wolfenstein again? Great i hate new colossus
I choose Liberal Tears
I choose freedom tears
Based
Piss
butter pecan
golden shower
agree
Die
No rum raisin, what a shame
the wish granter will give you a cup entirely filled with ice
Buster Scruggs singing "Cool Clear Water" in the opening scene of "The Ballad of Buster Scruggs"
Directed by Coen Brothers
-Me, any date
The Bar D Wranglers perform "Cool Water" at the Bar D Chuckwagon Supper Show in Durango, Colorado.
buncha half padlocks
At sucking? Not inaccurate 
So I noticed something
There stamped with a number
And it determines where in the set
The piece sits
My lowest is 9006
Which would mean
There are 5 sizes smaller then 3/8
I've found zip and you've got a whole set already
Not even close haha
I’m still missing 8 pieces
That are smaller then 1-1/2
jeez
3/8 is already so tiny
freaking surgical ratchet
Dollar for scale
If the stamp is to be believed the smallest size would be 7/32 or 3/16
Depending on if it stops at 1 or goes to 0
@pearl wraith
Mines more useful
ours is used globally
Btw any updates on the package?
none so far, getting really anxious now
That's because it's what we want
Hmmm
Oh that's a bold move
Well If it really does never arrive
Oh platy
You tried and that’s what counts
Long time man
Oh Jack

I am Jack
I can't play Tarkov anymore
Lucky
No not really
Tarkov turned into a mess
Devs are doing nothing aside sleeping
Jack, If I get more than 16GB RAM will I be able to get rid off most of the freezes?
What do you have? @full grail
He has a 12 year old shit box
Oh
It’s literally 12 years old
Desktop
aw
It’s the ghetto lga1366 platform
The cut down version the name is alluding me
If it was lga1366 probably could brute force it into being decent
Lga1366 will scream like you wouldn’t believe once you start overclocking
Can get up to 3rd gen i7 performance
LGA1156 actually
Yes the ghetto 1366
DRG for me is 2-3 fps
Wait it's up to 3rd gen?
No
1366 can be overclocked to be 3rd gen i7 in multi core
Get a i7 780 extreme for like 50 bux
And oc to like 4.5ghz
But like
It’s still a total nugget against modern games
An Indian friend of mine found a cpu on Facebook market place
I could find bins of cpus for free
No?
Well anything is probably better then what you got
All you got right now is an e waste box not worth more then it’s value in scrap metal
Yeah at this point I won't counter that
Anyways I think you said this numerous of times before but what you recommend I should do/look for?
I'll listen this time
Alright then nvm
Ask me on Monday or something
I think I am good for now
Ok
barotrolling?
Was it you
it was i, im gonna get it next vacation, prolly
been studying for them exams, school did the goofy
stoc discord barotrauma campaign
wanted to send students on a trip instead of doing tests and exams
and teachers didnt wanna teach cuz of that
so no school for 2 weeks, thats why i had free time to come here
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Anomaly Mortal Sin ending was so good. I almost wish Anomaly was considered official. I genuinely am really starting to believe that people who hate on anomaly haven't finished it.
Never said that
but you should have
i set FOV to max in every game i play no matter what
makes the game feel more fast paced and exciting
just by moving that slider

me playing minecraft on quake pro with a speed 2 potion
its really getting cold
its currently almost -30c outside with the wind
they brought siberia to us 😎
may get as cold as -40 apparently
I usually use 90-120
after i started playing battlefield at max FOV
I couldn't go back
What is the max fov
180 you cannot see anything at all
No like I mean physically
in stalker ?
yes
Decided to make a comparison of the fovs with my master's degree in editing to answer.
mine is better
pc master race moment
I run 55 in stalker and 160 in most every other game
Reason: Bad word usage
destruction NOT deserved
YOU CANT DELETE THE MESSAGE
do i have dementia or did victor have that pfp like 4 hours ago
Hai guys:3
no
thats not me
aw that was a good speechbubble
i shoulda saved it
Here^_^
thank you
Np:)
gonna use this on those who slightly get on my nerves 😈
Neco arc will save China
Hello, guys
Hai:3
How are you?
Woke up from a pretty good dream
:)
:)
Good night<3!
What
you wake me
I did not ping You
then who did?
@void kelp
Back home Sunday and will be back on my PC and can finish CoP finally
Glad I'm not home now, it's -45 out right now and my place isn't insulated that well
Idk
Cat :3

Awwwwwwww what a cutie
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The Heart of Lokhan will be used to its fullest to obliterate you.
no

Morning
Hello
Hi



Do you have link?
Funny.
I don't trust this... the pfp worries me.
Let me guess, sexist
I THOUGHT THE SAME
WHY ANIME PFP?
IDK...
Pedophillia?
@vital remnant
What having the freedom that comes with online education does to a mf
Do you have link?

I did. I changed it to that at like 4 am last night deliriously laughing like the image was comedy gold.
I found it while going down a pipeline of images similar to these.

Why?
hm...interesting

Me
can we ban this guy?
Hello immaculatus
No
hello feminine man.
you are an ecologist right?
immaculatus more like immacumalot
Piece of...
Scientist
No
Me
I swear to god... one day i will cluster bomb the army warehouse...
oh alright...
I am UNISG
Cluster bomb my lips with kiss
farty smelly unsig
Why so weird?
Do you not like UNISG?
Theyre ok
alright.
scientist isn't ecologist right?
I consider them the same
I have yet to Kiss a unisg
if so you have to shoot me cus Ecologist shoot me when thery see me because they don't know who we are.
Another server I was on has been compromised. If I send any weird links here DO NOT click on it
What the
good.
one new ally faction
I am currently checking to see if any breaches happened to my account and so far nothing has happened
Reason: Bad word usage
I have 2FA, but im saying it incase 2FA fails
np birb.
thx for the warning
shakes his hands
thank you I like not having bulletholes in myself.
I just got myself fixed by surgeon
Kiss me already jeez
How do You check?



