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you
ye
Reason: Capital letters
what
hello there
hai:3

a storm is about to start
i like storms, but not in the desert hell nah
an irl desert sand storm
find shelter
guess gotta protect my computers so they dont get sandy
and my clothes
and everything inside the house
you live in the sahara?
yes i do


btw a tip from me, if you want to camp to see a wonderful vew, camp in the desert, the stars and sky and the sand is the only thing thats worth looking at, better when its a storm but no wind
you will see the most fascinating vews
🥲
did you get the answer
🥲
omg evolution of petruha
i guess the answer was bad but, whats the question?
it could've been worse
Back home
i kinda wanna hairless cat
You did WHAT
a what
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i am wondering too
Forehead check
How big is it
2
- kinky
- 1
how can be checking a forehead kinky
Godamn
slap
Mf built like a traffic cone
how did it went from checkign to slaping, plus slaping foreheads still isnt kinky like wtf is going in your brain
the sun gets blinded when it looks at his forehead
calculations
arguement invalid
no bitches recieved
dwarf =
ok emissionkisser
i got a mission, a boring mission but its needed to be completed
I am not gonna reveal anything
studying math, mechanics and physics
Reason: Capital letters
exams are tryin to sneak up on me, last time they caught me lacking, studied everything just so the exams wont have anything i studied for but everything i didnt study, so this time i gotta study everything
Exams are tryina take his life
i miss auttaja, best bot
I can place hand on my chest and admit it
Auttaja, best bot
@warm mortar Padre, what troubles you to type for so long
I'm still playing the original games but I don't have too much intention of continuing CS (already played SoC). You think I miss much if I skip CS?
You miss a lot
I wasn't typing for too long man
CS serves a prequel to SoC
i skipped it first time, but second time i enjoyed it, you will miss alot
Tbh I already know most of what happens in CS
reveal your balls
still play it, unless you want to skip a good story and gameplay
You want me to get off my phone, get my pants off and take a snap of my tentacles?
cool
hell yeah
scorch his wishes
Hell naw, those tentacles are PEGI 18+ content
ESRB M
I prefer 2033
i liked all of them
Lol
4
Once the day comes, @cinder crag
Those tentacles age like fine wine
I like both) haven't played Exodus yet) but Last Light seemed more intriguing while playing
when you send your balls pic but discord says the image is too big
Let me Kiss him first then shoot him
i liked last light cuz outside, but i also loved 2033 for the atmosphere and story
No tie his tongue around his neck and let him struggle
sus vid
Lols
Both are very good
They were my favorite saga for a long time
And then Stalker came around
wait what 💀
the metro games were inspired from stalker a little
We are being fooled with
But i want to Kiss him
i dont have a single fav game, but i will say the most fav game to me is hl2 ( half life 2) plus any source game but that doesnt mean its my only favorite game, i have alot, like dishonored, metro stalker and such
based
thank you
Based as hell
I small smooch on the cheek
Then shoot him
iirc waifuslayer was a normal person once, like months ago, guess he met a gang of controllers, PSI got his brain
brainwashed
That was clone #3
Original waifuslayer died
But he made clones of himself
Indeed he was
How many clones are there?
Nowadays he's complete femboy
second coming of sean
Lmfao
Im the 4th
now we gotta watch all the things happen again
Sean all over again
Yes
Tell us @warm mortar Padre, will you do CS?
I will
COUNTER STRIKE??????
But I am much more eager for CoP
is ok if you play cop then play cs, thats what i did
personaly i skipped it cuz the cordon military machine gun had lvl max everything, and the second he saw you your dead
then i fixed it with some bug fixin mods
I was thinking of doing that too. But I know that if I play CoP then I won't get around to playing CS because my computer is a bit shit and I barely play anything on it anymore
Son...
You never told us about that.
floyd posting
@warm mortar@cinder crag
You didn't do the trick of going around it through the swamps?
Haven't played Half Life. Can't relate
I need the FlatOut one.
kill this man
no, everytime he just glanced at me id be dead, and i didnt think of going through swamps cuz boars
nah ima disagree on this, hl2 car better
JakX cars are better
we can agree on one thing, need for speed most wanted 2005 cars
or gta sa cars
with a costimized music folder
Most Wanted makes me love E46 BMWs too hard
You never told us for years, why did you do it, why did you do that thing to me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynC-tQuoZME
Stretch - Why Did you Do it ( 12 Version)
Hit me like and hammer and tell me

See he's afraid to reveal the truth and giving us the chicken explanation
How do we keep the chat rolling
Honestly, I prefer slavaboos over Anomaly shills at this point
Back before nearly everything got swallowed by degeneracy
When was that?
no I am just saying I prefer times before 2021
btw if someone wants to see some pics of my last desert badia camping dm me, some good quality pics
ok now i go
I prefer everything before 2007
Everything went to crap after 2007. Movies, music, whatnot.
I was born that year...
I'm one year older than you
Also wasn't Putin man of that year I heard?
You implying you went to crap too? @full grail
Nice so is the grade/year before me in my schol
Holy batman
damn ur young af
It's a blessing I am not such a zoomer
And am 2
no
more of a coincidence
It was the last year a Spanish F1 driver was world champion so as a spaniard that makes me happy
probably bad
And Oblivion and Medieval II Total War
Stalker dates to 2000 actually if we take builds into account
I did not
The first a game I have on my "to play" list. The second I really enjoyed
Even though I played before I was playing strategy games seriously
count Oblivion Lost as part of it
I did not include Oblivion Lost in this
A lot of young folks here
If we do that then GTA 6 already exists because it's in development
I feel useless
Technically correct, you still can't play it
It's like a baby. They existed before they were born but their life started at their birth
Stalker builds are available online freely though
unlike unborn babies
They are now. I don't think they were back then
thats you?
Oh they were, some. Not all.
Anyone here plays Total War games?
ive played a little bit of total war medieval 2
That's right. There were some released as demos
Didn't remember
Well, if there's anyone in the chat who knows anything about the older Fallout games, I do have a question about there being any good perks in the game 
this server should have a vc
............................................
sad
Thanks to GSC
not surprising honestly
seeing some of the dudes that roam here im not surprised we dont have a vc
I'd rather have them in VCs than here 
vcs would be grooming city
Also means that the chance of them doing something wack is bigger, which means it'd be easier to ban them
Shh, don't talk like that, you may be bananed
Bean'd
^
why would i be banned 😔
Because this is STOC 
STOC, man, STOC
Well
meh
this place is more lenient than other places ive seen
I did what Emission told me and I'm playing CoP before CS
Obviously, because there's no Moderation
He said WHAT?!
mods here are chill when they show up tbh
what if we made our own server
And kill the server even more 
To be fair, we did do that when GSC got more wack
nonsense
that dumb
youre dumb
emission before he said to play CoP before CS
Mods aren't what you have to be afraid of... you come to the conclusion yourself

Don't tag Emission, he went to buy chicken for dinner

You don't want him to starve, do you?
If you ever return to STUC, I'll call you silly names 
I havent been to stuc in a while
Hop on, man
is the guy still making vatnik speeches
It's a real vibe
you know who
What guy
who could it be
Sherh I assume 
not gonna throw names around 
Nah, he's posting something about a Moderator's daily work (You know what) 
everyone talking about the brain scorcher, what about the stomach scorcher? im kinda hungry
was thinkin bout some pelmeni
I really dont,I havent been there in ages,for obv reasons
What are Discord Moderators, such as me, known for?
Obvious reasons? You don't like Sherh?
sherh is ok
Honesty?
kids?

At least we don't have Sean in STUC, solid reason to be in STUC @coarse rapids
chrew
can i be told who these people are
Can I get help? Every time I try to start a new game as UNISG, it loads then crashes. No error messages, vanilla Anomaly, wtf.
We actually got a couple of movies in here. They're probably pinned in this chat

Anomaly
the problem is that you're actually trying to play UNISG
That as well
oh wait nvm ive heard of sean
Conversation ends here
thats the guy that finnish really hates right?
try posting your crash log and your modlist in the anomaly discord
true
finnish has definitely said less than flattering things about him though
Let's not talk Sean again, enough pleasing
In this case, STUC's third rule applies here 

im surprised grizzly bears dont exist in europe
Absolutely @urban coral
@urban coral What happens if an user with username Sean (but different person) joins STUC? Will he be banned in an instant?
im surprised grizzly bears exist
100%
STUC, the place to be
yall ever seen a shaved persian cat?
crni bombarderi
have you ever seen the wish granter??
nuh uh

chicken fight my boots
1v1 me in bed
what the fu
Pillow fight
What, You thought i was gonna bang You?
Well, maybe after the fight, but i want a pillow fight
what do i expect from a beta CP?
cp=civil protection
not cod points and not
forget it
What the
ask in the anomaly server
knowing too much is bad
but can save your life
like if i didnt explain it meant civil protection you could have made us in prison
Are we gonna have that 1v1
sure lemme put down my psudeogiant he lives in the bag
You brought a pillow to a fight? your dead
I want a 1v1 first
I said pillow fight
Kiss then 1v1 
no
1v1 then Kiss
if i win you die
if you win i pull out the rpg
and bhop out of that place
Btw before this fight of death wanna say smth
when i was a kid in 4rd grade i was bullied by a 5th grader suppose to be in 7th grade so he was 12 yro
taller than me and older
Its a pillow fight
and it passed and forgot about it
and then some anomaly got generated in my body and i become 1.87m and found this kid
he showered himself with yellow shampoo
Advice of today: eat anomalies
Okay the pillow fight @high sail
But what you didnt know this aint no normal sleeping bag with a pet in it
Yes
Noone has to die
its a stash of mines 
SHUT UP! Love Jesus instead!!!
AYO atheadax posted guys! wake up!
I m p o s s i b l e
like seeing Strelok irl
StarCraft damn good, why?
Love jesse instead
graphics are off turning
Bro y'all wake up when nimble lite comes here
Such simps
@tiny dew Specially you
I Am gonna boil your face in the anomaly we met in
It will never load until you beg for forgiveness
jesse christ
i left my potatoes in the campfire 'i put theme inside to cook faster and god they are so sweet
salt and butter
K.O
@old nymph if you don't compl this happens with you
what happens?
no:)
your bio is cringe@old nymph
?
change it
What?
your bio
speak english
speak simplified english
the damn custom status
simlpifie english for smooth brainers
JUST KISS ALREADY DAYUM!!!!
Reason: Capital letters
monolith has NATO ammo
98.6% of all nato ammo
thats why you kill them
Monolith uses alot abakan, svds and ak-74 rifles
hi
bruh
ok come on then
Lester Greene the Entertainer, man.
i cant man :(
they were my friends

when
before the laundry
did i ask
I mean I can try remembering when I asked if you want
gunshots
Stolen from me
whats that
Idc bozo
Boykisser
TAKEDOWN!
The tons of gears and guns are there athedax how could you not realise this?
Fat man economy is built on tin cans
so i bet that is a stolen stash from a dead guy
The reason he has tons of gear and guns in his inventory is because he does not do it.
Do not, do not tell me GSC stole the sosig ingame art from Google Images
Please, do not.
he's dead
GSC was gonna sell nfts?
proof?
Petruha was gonna distribute them
true
He acts a fool
who
what?
Whos dead
me
Are you typing from the underworld?
He's lying
He's typing from a place in Santa Barbara I won't disclose
Suddenly went silent
When i discovered that this movie was made before the chernobyl incident my head goes boom
whats is it called
Sylky tomboy And Luke killing Endeless Rats
S.t.a.l.k.e.r
SALKER?
Hell yeah
This film was approved by the soviet union
""aproved?"" yes

Minor mistake, sorry. Has to say Onion.
Printing error
k
Onion republics
woah tomboy????
Get out here
Klaustrophobic?
nein
Klaus Schulze fan?
nein
Kriptocurrency addict?
nein
Korn member wannabe?
make me guy
omg its korn
Kornbread
dry hands
Wet lips
used lotion
Bottle of rum
Rom or Roma
a group of people
gypsy is the less adequate term, some of them dont like it
DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
proof?
Watch the official music video for "Hot For Teacher" by Van Halen
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proof
relatable
Beautiful 
It will polish out dw just a scratch
will it french out?
Probably
Its just a small scratch
no one really checks dumpsters
Homeless people do
youre homeless?
He is
my condolences
Maria is a illusion

How about You shove that Bolt up @carmine forge 's bottom
idk who Maria is
Play silent hill 2

theres an anomaly up there
no
Unlike you I am not into that kind of stuff
lies
How do You know
You're the illusion them
Sure guy

seva suit keeps alerting when near him
VOTE NOW! http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=106010294
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Check it out on reddit!
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Saxxy 2012 Ent...
Woah
Me, as a prophet in Crysis 2, throw guys from C.E.L.L. in a dumpster.
Erecting a dispenser
Aww :3
In this video, we're going to be comparing every version of Star Wars Episode 4 - A New Hope in Lego Games.
Original 0:33
GBA 3:35
DS Complete Saga 4:38
DS Original Trilogy 5:01
Mobile 7:25
Skywalker Saga 7:33
😎👍
Based
When I think of this picture
I tend to think that after "sleeping" with all those men she just murders them
What the
What picture?
Oh, the bottom one
Black men surrounding the woman
oh
That girl looks legit creepy
Didn't realize it's wasn't sent seperately
Look at those teeth 
Me but its army guys
Not saying she appeals to me but for me doesn't seem to be
Still screw her lol
They look more crap than creepy
Devil chan?
onii
No wonder Anime is cursed
ONI IS A DEVIL
ta polski?
What?
ja kocham pierogi
Speak properly or I am not talking Polish
Anime is pretty cool
I recommend miss kobayashi's dragon maid and lycoris recoil
Speak seriously idc you like dumplings
But good for yoi
I suggest Elfenlied 
i only know a few words
Alright
I have never Heard about that one
Why what's up
Screw it tell me what it is
Never seen it, don't plan to either
It's just depression for the sake of depression
Drama for the sake of drama
Song's killer tho
Oh?
We can see your face in the top right corner
DAMN IT!
kinda mid
You look pretty good actually
Nothing we haven't seen before
damn i wanted to see too
Actually yeah shouldn't have worried about identity reasons
Fair enough, it's pretty alright though
Tits 
Lots of them
Woah boobs

Alright gonna check it rn
If I feel cringe I'll just listen to glory from ULTRAKILL straight afterwards
You should watch Elfenlied, it's got da booba 👀
anime bad for you
Imma go watch now
worse than brain scorcher
Agreed
Hah, sucker 
Hey its a anime
anime and p0rn
Woah
You need Jesus
very bad
Can i smooch him
Expected hyper emotional anime music but yeah mid for me
am not a religious person
OW what was that for???
Morse code
wish she slapped me
Woah
Kink Detected
nO
OH THAT'S JUST BASED
Even TF2 characters... Ultra based...
Who's kink and what kink?
thats not really a kink for me
Aaah
Stay innocent
Bai<3!
bye
Tremor, blood
me, kissing
Speaking of kinks and fetishes
Hold on are both like extreme sexual wants or just finding a uncommon thing sexy?
Because the definition concerns me rn
That's my religion
yes
Me
Yes what? First or Second?
Me, dogs, cats, horses, MLP, furry, Sonic characters, children, gore, big booba, smol booba, femdom, etc.
Woah
both, it depends
Crimson you didn't have to go that far...
Sevka slav, sonic.exe
Well something seems relatable to me
Last time I spoke about it, Tampico thought I am attracted to corpses 💀
Die

SHUT THE FRICK UP!
Reason: Capital letters
CUNT!
a necrophile huh?
... no
Make me
its ok, necrophilia isnt the worst kink there is
Woah
Oh my god not this again...
weren't you the one who posted this picture btw?
It was zombie related
ZAMN
Lads, leave sevka slav Alone
I don't even remember coming across that picture
Use while still fresh
You just posted it..... soooooo....
Me necrophile confirmo
Screw it I am never attempting to talk about it again
Everytime I think it's suitable to mention it, it just goes wrong
If You are unconfortabale with it, tell us
Basically the closest I thing I have to a kink is to do with stomachs
talk about what?
Inflation?
yea, we will talk about it more frequently
No shit
for real now?
jokes on you tremor would drink you like a juice box
Exactly
that's gay
I think she's into that
Athea
Do You wanna drink strelok's blood
No
I see
Try Twilight
If I talk about it more people will start think I am being shy about speaking about a supposed fetish like Me said fetish when I said it's to do with stomachs
sausage and vodka date by the power plant?
She wants it the other way probably
Woah
inflation fetish?
Sometimes, the smartest thing to do is just not talk
How about me and You go on a date
You've still gotta learn that after all these years
Real
He speaks boykisser
ky and s
what do you speak?
It wasn't extreme so that's what didn't stop me
But if went wrong then it goes really wrong, like wording it wrong
Kiss You on the lipS
as[idjasgdawhdyaudgwausgdwaogysd'as
"I am looking for a child in the shop"
typical freedom junkie
whats the other
anyone in the chat work wit computers?
What did you smoke this time
Or try using common sense. The cool thing about using common sense is that it actually works
yes
rate my set up
@gray jetty
We need you
Same but the reason behind it is dark
True
I just don't use it when I talk
Femboy milk
9/10 very cool
nah hollup
I will kill you
Woah
coca?
Coca cola espuma
computer friend
Who said he's from Romania in here
why
yall wanna see my old gaming rig
bob
u need ur wallet stolen?
I am Romanian
where from Romania?
D2 why u hate romania
remember doing that when i was 11, good times
Romania based
Not telling You:3
do it
Your opinion on Hungary?
Us healthcare:
I saw what I shouldn't.
show us
Kill them all
military is wack, over 90% roma
so wait @rough nest you are a computer guy right
Doge's DMs filled with inflation pics?
Crimson's list of shit which he likes.
who said im a guy?
Things*.
gender neutral term stfu + irrelevant to question
why did they give a loner a bull cut in cop
Luckily, 100% a meme 
computer is runnin a lil slow help me out
show us
k, y and s
why isn't beard dancing too
"Furry, Sonic Characters" in searching line.
selling artefact
Real
☠️
@urban coral Real?
@high sailBucuresti
Wtf D2
Luckily, 100% a meme
After all, I'm not Derek 
Acolo stai tu?
Crimson = Derek 2 Confirmed?
D-Derek?
nu
Nu sunt in București nu sunt atât de gay
Brasov este better
why he ugly
Jpegd.
Brașov e frumos
@urban coral WTF why is Me in there?
Crimson, got Insurgency sandstorm?
Into Me.
Believe so, not interested
O să îl pup
ur gay
Waifuslayer if he was American
"link to my server" 🤓
Me
What.
ur server wack
You didn't even join.
thats how bad it is
You know it's true, though
Idk, dead server is better than this chat.
no
Depends on the time of day
Dead server is not saying shit 24/7.
same
Kane is better.
Indeed
Ayy, nice steal bro
Brothers and sisters of NOD, welcome to the game C&C.
ok
who's dunk and what was the video?
The Prophet of Tiberium, leader of the Brotherhood of Nod
Our Messiah
Hero, or madman? Joe Kucan plays the messianic megalomaniac Kane, the enigmatic mastermind behind Command & Conquer's Tiberium conflict.
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Footage from Command & Conquer, Tiberi...
Idk, I was like playing this game and I didn't have any problems with traffic.
Only with money, electricity and water (sometimes).
@candid cloud
Mfw they're still making C&C ambience
Listen to this on your headset or play this on your surround system at 75% audio for the best experience. By doing that,you'll be able to immerse yourself for 38 minutes in the daily life of the people inside the brotherhood's most holy site.
All of the external content used in this video:
Visual Media:
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I...
sometimes i forget that C&C isnt just red alert
OCD moment
Thoughts on the Twisted Insurection soundtrack?
Actually listening to it rn
Feeling mixed
Like, some of it is alright as a remix, others are just meh
Has some bangers
Has some downers but the number bangers is higher than of the duds I wanna say
Aye
Black Dawn tho
C&C3 just build differently
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What’s up
We need you
Oh yah what for
@vital remnant computer man is here
@urban coral What did we need Jack for?
I might be too late idk
Goddamn, Crimson, respond
Mate over in build said we had a deadline to meet and everyone was going home
So I picked up my wrench and did 2 hours over time helping him finish
Idk pick up a cold drink and forget about it
Fuhgetaboutit?
It awakens
Full bore ada 102
Who wants to see something cool
This looks like a toaster
The first gpu capable of hitting 1000 watts with out going sub zero

Project HARP, short for High Altitude Research Project, was a joint venture of the United States Department of Defense and Canada's Department of National Defence created with the goal of studying ballistics of re-entry vehicles and collecting upper atmospheric data for research. Unlike conventional space launching methods that rely on rockets, ...
This is actually crazy
sounds based
They almost put objects in space by just building a really big gun
They just welded 2 16in navel cannons together
fall of USSR
Stalker vr when

It's so hard to carry the weight of my loved one’s burdens.
But I do it anyway, because I know they need help carrying less
what a noble thing to say
