#💬┃en_offtop
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hi
hi:3
Valorant and Genshin? 
not you
Hey freedomer.
😦
They lost so many Generals around the Zone, they're just getting promoted really fast to seal the gap
'Sup Chaos heathen
You have good Relations with Clear Sky Right?
Very sad.
Truly a Space Bubble moment
Please, I dont wanna be in this country anymore
i just hate apex
Minecraft, Carmaggedon, Pocket Rally, Dan the Man, Sierra 7, Angry Birds.
And also wait for others.
If you join the army, you get to leave your country often 
who doesn't, the mobile version does indeed get better updates and such, but it doesn't necessarily imply the game is good
Ngl, almost looks like the Shaolin
You get sent to the worst places of you country just to be killed in a suicide bomb attack by Filipino ISIS
apex sent me into a depressive rut when i played it
that is hard to do
even dbd is constant fun for me
with a nation where there are many female soldiers might aswell 
Filipino isis? 
I played Apex only like 2 times with my friend and it was fun
i have a friend who is good at the game
so not only am i bad at it, my mmr also skyrockets because of him
so im fighting people that are outclassing me two times over
Cum in the name of piss -Zelensky
Abu Sayyaf or whatever theyre called
Average US soldier
I thought tracks 6 and 7 should go together like this. FatShark pls release FLAC files on Steam.
For tracks 26 and 27 : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOVtSBUG4j0&ab_channel=LindsayMazzei
For tracks 23 and 33 : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4GQ2fNxibs&ab_channel=LindsayMazzei
When the Space Marines joining in Tertium's defense?
Brazil will open his borders to immigrants, time to call me Mohammad to avoid accidental explosions near my house
Army class
damn I have a filipino meme for this but I cant find it
If I were in Iraq I would also try to kill every American I see.
shake it baby
Fragging?
If It hurts or kills them.
Yes
Just remembered. They did battle the OG(sorta) Islamic State in Marawi in 2017
Wow 
Sooo @high sail
I am going to bed now and the suppliers I send to you in a hind D will deliver the supplies and they will come back to Agroprom when they fulfilled all of your "needs".
Reason: Bad word usage
I'm sorry I disappointed you @simple sage
i hate it more now
Don't be sorry, screw Wolf
i see
good night:3
Who tf made this cat?
@carmine forge , I'll send you in DMs .
The chemical nukes are itchy
GLAAAAAAA
Send
Scorpion tank ready to sting!
Woman: men can live like this and don't see nothing wrong with!
its great
manga
i wanna play the funny cat in melty blood: type lumina
I Am gonna purge both the fruit and the art
i hate the mp40
probably was alright back then
AS44
ASS44
you should play melty blood 
papasha
SMGs? Rifles?
in some tdm or dm server they give you 1 shot and its deadly
For somereason i thought STG-44 is AK47
how
maybe mg 34 and STG
it is kinda
no
Stg44 my beloved.
ak was based on the STG
^
yes
mp5, mp7, mp9
Aside from me wanting to Kiss everything nothing else
G36
i love the mp5
neco arc
nothing new there ig
what is that popular semi auto rifel?
they should replace the m4a4 for the H&K 416
appeared in counter strike and such games
G3
i hate it so mch
it's a toob, innit?
@pearl wraith
looked cool but bad
wym?
idk just dont like it
its good
i would be yeeting shoes than firing with that
the ironsight one of my biggest enemies
You're right 
HK416 is the beter M4
Yeah
Ngl, it's always fun when people use the speech bubble GIF and are underneath their own post 
Blackmail 
Ok
Oh i see the hind D coming in to land
Excuse me gents i have some "business" to do
how chemistry teachers teach stoichiometry
dog?
psyker for the win
who
Warhammer 40k wizards
asked
Looks funky
m e
Looks fun
cant see it
blind mf
landmine has taken eyes...
Oh Man
@void kelp the guys You sent know how to get down
Bro...
Egocentric cat 
So many cute cats
Can i Kiss them
"controller up ahead"

FURRY
Not into furries
colonoscopy
Floppa time?
Dont care
I think im hot
we think you're not
No
no balls
And thus, you'll be forever know around here as being ugly
Im attractive
saying your attractive is in the same vane as saying your cool
people who say there cool are not cool

I'm cool, my friends said so 
Where do you get this, who can supply me with them
see now your cool 
soyjak
And the world was a better place
it was
This reminded me that today i dreamed with a nuclear war, and brazil was not hit bc brazil is already fvcked up
But theres no longer internet so brazil was only brazi

alright gamers i need your opinions
Wat it B gamer
Hmmmm
and so far its awesome
Sounds like quite realistic scenario tbh
You should probably buy that LEGO Universe box you saw earlier
but someone is selling basically every size between 1-1/2 and 1/2
i already own a boxed copy of the game
Can't hurt to have two
eh
the guy selling it wanted like 20 dollars
and it had no manuals
i was like screw that
guy was wacked out of his mind on some of the prices
True
he wanted the price of a working game gear for a broken one
Especially since the game doesn't even work
and told us it would cost 200 dollars
for him to fix it

it costs like 20 bux
its not a hard fix
we took a 50 minute train ride there too
all reviews said prices were good
but
we found that to in fact not be the case
Tf that duder smoking
they wanted almost 150 dollars
for a nintendo switch dock
A DOCK
its 40 bux from the nintendo website

Duder legit mental I guess
yah
they had a bunch of signed bills in the display cabinets
95 percent of them were foreign
which means that place only operates by scamming people
😎
Well, I do have an idea how you could spend your money
Buy me a new PC so we can play games with the Boyz™️ 
im already crippled by the debt of rebels gpu
i just
can't bring my self to do it
i legit did it
then t he guy refunded me
like wtf
i gave him 650 bux for a 6950 xt
brand new
and he just refunded it
and relisted
for more
It finally happened:
The Force Engine has finally reached version 1.0 after 3 years of development.
Now you can play Dark Forces on modern PCs with QOL improvements, including high resolution, mouselook, 3D rendering and quicksaves.
This is the true remaster of Dark Forces.
8362
1945
guy was dead ass the biggest dick head
Ayo wat
shut up
no
Wait, Sack Stealer was the dealer?
If he was mates dead ass the biggest cunt this side of the states

idk sack stealer is probably top 5 most unlikable people in stoc
Truly a Rule 2 moment
truly
idk if the age 14 was a living human being it would be sack stealer

Reason: Bad word usage
Nice
warhammer 40k animators make the most crazy 4k movie-tier quality animations for a crappy table top game
the drip is crazy
@urban coral idk if you saw the convo i had with some mates at some point
same
but apparently
Chapter with the weirdest squad designation though
its possible to bring the fire temple back
Nothing about them looks Codex-compliant
enough bits and pieces remain
From?
dunno about that one chief
wanna know what truly is a tragedy
Well, I'd say they should first make a Kingdoms World and Robot World
fire temple was only one update away from completion
Indeed
like if the cancellation was like one month later fire temple would have come out
holy shit
Kinda oof
yah.....
honestly the greatest crime of all is
so few people got to play the game
it never was given a chance to get big
X
like i remember when i saw an ad for it on tv
and i thought it was legit the coolest thing id ever seen
Like, it's LEGO Universe, but it definitely doesn't feel like it's big or anything
its cus it never was given a chance to get big brother
Not a whole lot of LEGO creativity, either
it was only live for a little over a year
and was only being actively updated with new content for like 8 months

the true potential it had was never realized
Looks heretical
My Word
Uuh Video game Publisher
My two best buddies
Smith & Wesson gonna teach 'em a lesson!
😎😎😎😎😎
Stripper clips need to be in STALKER 2
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/717559745740800001/1069042968532627466/Loading_an_M1A_Socom_16_with_Stripper_Clips.mp4
Aha...
Like M1A is ever going to be in HOC lmao
The SKS rifle can be.
me n da homies when i had 4 hours in gmod fr
And then it leads to the MP40.
Where my fellow Tactics enjoyers at?
Caesar's Legion skirt boi talking to a Neo-American US soldier
Do any of you have any theories about the crazy man in soc at military warehouse
Cuz his whole existence makes no sense
Even tho it's a quest
It's SoC, there's usually a whole lot of scrapped content or remnants that weren't fully cut
True but even the final game was pretty polished in terms of logic and story
And optimized, the soc scripts are so simple to learn, while cs and cop scripts are hell
saw this stalker anomaly mod pack that turns the game into an hd winter hellscape
but its like 10 gigs or smth and isnt out yet
might try it cause it looks good
Ewww anomaly
My lawyer say that i can't make that joke
just discovered neco arc was a woman
Took a while 
Neither
NecoArc lore
NecorArc was a woman until she commits warcrimes in Serbia
zased
Nice ass
old but gold 
The postal girl don't exist, she can't hurt you
Postal girl:
So dead space remake is not a remake, it's a remaster, it's the same game but with worse models 
that happened once and the neo american soldiers got destroyed
Yeah, I hate NV as well
Video of a 3 stage refrigeration cascade system built for cpu cooling.
It is used for extreme overclocking. With no charge it can go as low as -150º Celsius, operating temperature is around -135 idle cpu (50w), -125 loaded cpu (200w)
Frio Valadares
how much i wish i had the knowledge and skills to build one of these
i think i need to become le engineer
youtube
Aw, what a sweet kitty
She looks mutated
Kurzgesagt supports ugly ass buildings.
You know
Muscular women are cool and all and good on them for doing that
But their tits are a weird shape and they are too firm
Like damn cuddle me mommy but why they look like that 💀
Sell snow to brazil
We don't have snow, here is too hot, bc we are too close to hell
3, 24, 20, 12, 19, 17, 17, 22, 19, 23, 19, 4, 0, 7, 6, 7, 19, 10, 12, 16, 17, 6, 14, 4, 3, 17, 24, 20, 13, 24, 8, 16, 17, 1, 24, 9, 21, 15, 0, 5, 15, 4, 4, 23, 6, 11, 25, 14, 4, 20, 4, 9, 14, 18, 12, 8, 7, 21, 6, 4, 21, 7, 21, 4, 2, 14, 3, 14, 7, 18, 13, 6, 22, 16, 6, 1, 21, 21, 15, 3, 5, 24, 9, 11, 2, 10, 5, 21, 4, 20, 11, 19, 12, 5, 12, 13, 12, 5, 17, 19, 3, 14, 21, 12, 15, 17, 7, 7, 2, 2, 21, 1, 10, 22, 13, 5.
Memorize it
wish we had more snow in kentucky on god I love the snow
no
NO NOT THE SOUP
Reason: Capital letters
Woah
Romania
Evrion 👋
Kys
Kys x2
Hi!
WOAHHHHHHHHH
Reason: Capital letters
Didn't you know? 
Petition to ban @simple sage
No actually
What's wrong with Wolf? He died in a campfire
He smells
Hello guys 
Hai:3
yes
wasnt porn.
Yes
stalker gf when
Never
Yes
You are not real
Said the schizo 
Renegadis gods of zona
Renegadis Gods of Zona 
Wassap bro
Also, mfw I didn't think you were still alive around here
I usually check this server like once a month
And 9/10 times it's one or more individuals posting cringe
They were too adult for the new target audience )
The others got chased away by the 1984
Gajunas and Kev are two that i used to see here
Friend of mine sent me the new screenshots or whatever for stalker 2
Yeah, both left
Sadge
Tfw I talk to both of them in other servers lmao
Kev left due to gatekeeping
Same lmao
Gaj just... left
Im not the schizo
@old stone is the schizo
Both of you are 
Nuh uh
I'm never active in C-Con 
You should kiss derek.
Did your mommy tell you that again?
I sometimes steal memes from their channel but again, most of the time it's just cringe

Basically
🤓 🤓 🤓
Gaj do B active around our old server
But he's just mostly talking with Serjous and Taurus
@carmine forge hi
No such thing as schizophrenia.
Didnt someone Say You are a schizo
everyone has
Would help if it was actually synced
Everyone has
How about helping me with a quest
I need a jellyfish
There's plenty around #🥥-dark_valley, #🍍-army_warehouses, #🧀-yantar and the #🐬-swamps, but you can have mine. I've got way too many of them

👍 
good for you, feminine man
- Darling, it's time to do the !valley, !warehouses, !yantar and !swamps!
- Put a depressed guy picture here.

They were exceptional
posted this once
Proof
lol
What the
Based
praskal.animemes1
huh?
wait i know now for the 
he posted a Nissan Skyline GT-'R34'
I only need the Yantar one until I got them all 
I honestly don't get some of the suggestions in #📜┃s2_suggestions
Some of those are things that already exist in the trilogy
I really don't get it
Suggest some bitches instead
You
Reason: Bad word usage
What the
I am not a hoe
They simply haven't played Vanilla
Idk
What's an example?
The possibility of bullets penetrating thin metal and such lol
Or
"Bigger variety of armor within a particular fraction so that all fraction-related npc look more unique and immersive"
Literally the trailer and vanilla having different outfits for each faction
Do people even watch showcases?
To be fair, I don't agree with this one
The body suits we find in the Zone were specifically put together or made to protect the wearer against the hazards of the Zone
It's not just a collection of different stuff
Well yeah that too
But faction unique outfits already exist
Literally was showcased in the trailers too
And of course, you can upgrade them, which I believe should be visible, which I also made a suggestion about
CoP and CS
Which makes each Stalker a little bit more unique
Oh you mean visible upgrades?
I think that would actually be a thing already
Bring back flash drives
Visual Upgrades
Make upgrades change the appearance of your weapons, armor and helmets
I'd love to see upgrades change your equipment visually. Of course, some of these upgrades are internal and cannot be seen. But the ones that change the exterior of a weapon, bodysuit or helmet would be quite welcome.
For example, if you upgrade your Steel Helmet with the "Impregnated gas mask" upgrade, it should give the Steel Helmet the same gas mask as can be seen in CS. In case you've upgraded your bodysuit to carry an oxygen tank, your bodysuit should show an oxygen container which hose should connect to your current gas mask, in case you have one. For a weapon example, ergonomic grips, barrel modifications and extended magazines are good examples of exterior upgrades of a weapon
Crimson back to his S2 improvement ideas
Btw, what level did you have to be to become legend of the zone
70

Legend status
Took me a long time to catch up
Ngl, don't know any new suggestions for S.T.2
The Filthy Frank Show
🤓
I need yantar and valley.
Know a guy in my area that actually has a made up woman
Got the most extensive and detailed stories about her
What
You are not Elhant's assistant @urban coral
Correct
How to get elhant assistant role
Talk to Elhant
Inb4 it's just temporary
Where
In this server 
DM him
Particularly about the clues found in the Search for Replicator
Im not a nerd
I know
Freedom
Indeed, study the Zone and learn to coexist with it 
All You want to study is the Best kissing tehniques on burers and bloodsuckers
That would be Bandits
The pda with pics of freedom banging mutants:
From a fan-made mod:
Did i ask:
i asked
Completing someone's sentence:
Using a colon at the end of the sentence to make it funny:
His definition of funny:
I don't think it's funny:
I agree:
:
🤝:
🤝
Kiss already:

i was explaining to a friend who became trans about stalker and when i showed him borov he told me i bet that faction is gay i asked why? he replied: that man got a nice ass
he is right you know
those coats are used as cum wipers you think i dont know?
They got experience in the prison 
Crimson looking at STOC becoming shit/Me looking how a child is crying, after being bullied/Faker watching at trash talking.
Woah
Become an eco and start wanting to kiss boys 24/7
I have decided my fate
L
Do i look like a joke to you?
god I want the next madness combat ep
I am sorry sir, I am sorry for saying most loners are no fun poopooheads
There we go thats better
I am not dead
My 2nd clone is
dies from cringe overdose
isn't that from genshin? dear god
I am almost ashamed I recognize it
OH LORD
Idk but its a speech bubble meme so i will use it
Just kill me.
Ok big guy
L
pov you said hooplah
Top 5 Best foods:
- Brick
- Brick
- Brick
- Brick
- Brick
stalker reddit is one of the place ever
reddit is a place... this realization has made my sunday much worse
Ok estrogen eater
I don't like there, you need karma to post and what is this fallout world? Why i need karma, i don't like karma i want to shoot people in new reno
My average f2 run is do everything right until i reach new reno bc i need to purge all the sin of the city and sometimes theres just not enough ammo
Kiss everyone in reno
kys everyone in Reno
Kiss You on the lipS everyone in reno
Hey you
Hey me
Support this mod https://youtu.be/T8nlPKUhFqw
👍
Postal 3 the not so bad mod
Postal 3 doesnt exist
This is postal 3, the other are just a crack inducing trip
Eh, it looks just like second game, only with different models
And new levels
The dude is porting the p3 levels and creating p2 mission scripts
That project is already 4 years old
Hug me and i will
Hug me and you die.
Kinky
🫂
Awwwww
Im gonna hit that yoinky sploinky
Warms my heart♥️
CUTE
Eddie Hall's trash talk towards Hafthor Bjornsson in the build up to their Boxing Match as well as the fight's highlights.
Eddie Hall is a British boxer and a former professional strongman whowon the World's Strongest Man 2017 competition, Hafthor Bjornsson is also a former professional strongman turned boxer
Thanks so much for watching. Pleas...
Monolith soldier vs Duty soldier historically accurate
can i kiss him
🐈
make me
Boom.
No... :(

cat 
When you install neon to a car
@lone tusk You dare bolting me?
Come out if your a man
Duty too fatty to walk?
Well catch it 
🫴
Eat this👊
your a bolt shit ter or what?

🇨🇱
demon
they are in chile
i have a friend named bunny
Call of chernokyl got too many fans
Fr
crumpets
cope
Chemical Bomb ready to hit
ronald crump
stinky
step president stuck 
what 
Mister President your stuck in a portal? lemme help
petruha secretly gay????
what the fu no that was the last recording heard from trump
you wish, pretty boy
no he smells i will not kiss him
Air said: You're gay.
sure guy
True
what 
he doesn't know skurs for gay people 
skurs
tf are skurs
slurs you ape brain
fix your mouth
im not typing with my mouth 💀
you spelled it before you typed it
what
@old nymph and @cinder crag just kiss already
me trying to escape atheadax's house (she drank my blood and locked me in a closet)
we know you want to do it
i am gonna clean up the sidewalks using you if you ask me to kiss somebody
@vernal loom can you confirm?
very kinky this guy
@lone tusk @high sail
he likes pegging ^
the baby went to the backrooms
tasty snack
note to self: Don't go looking through your best friend's message history looking for a meme
WHY
you may find something shocking
nudes
specially waifu
watch your tone guy
it's uhhh, a good shock maybe?
depending how she'll answer the question i gave her?
we shall see
watch did you ask her
i'll tell you later
🤨
i've shot my shot, now I must wait and see where it lands
did you ask her on a date
Got Max Payne 3 today
no, the opposite kinda
wdym
Why you didnt watch yours in the first place?
based
i just want to know if there is someone that's interested in me
why?
If anything I own whole of Max Payne trilogy right now
ik Max becomes a doomer
cus my tone is fine
yeah
Look at me....Is this is a face of someone who had a nice tone said to him?
I Fell in the boiler last time
it's not based if the reason is different
PEPRUHA
xD
mmm nice
once I am done with Half Life I am going to go onto Max Payne
uh
banana
but HL ain't a trilogy so... I think I'll finish those first...
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Banana?
banana.
not my banana dummy
Strelok saying you wont believe where i've been and what i saw and doc replying would fit for 4chan but in that universe strelok dies
the fruit itself foo i dont want it
your as gay as the tempature of hell
pan*
Whatever you do pans bikes internet idc
Just stay away like its corona
pansexuals do pans bisexuals do bikes intersexuals do internet
Man i am too intelligent Controller mudafuka level
you are a pan
cmere
depending on how she answers, this could make the last month of hell worth fighting through
a girl worth fighting for
Stay the fuk away from me!
||if courage and honesty are affected by how much of a man you are, my 6" sub might become a footlong overnight||
nah bad joke nvm
Evolution Of Petruha
The worse part of this series was duty
that mask melted and became like my grandma....Ashes
get over here
I Can give you whatever you want just stay away or i blow your head off
Too young to know what is a wii?
Never saw it close
i hated the wii
mfs wasting their money to buy a electrical baseball bat just get a ps2
The man above me, bolt react him
i want to shake your hand
The man above me 📠 React him
No
just wave
I Wont shake it until i know where that hand have been
Strelok when marked one is strelok
its not been there i swear
bullshi your lying
IM NOT
you swear
yes i swear
runs away
COME BACK
i am not
me
WOAH


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