💬┃en_offtop

[fickle tinsel]

The question is

[urban coral]

Even better

[fickle tinsel]

Will I be able to bench 100 kilos

or nah

[bitter hearth]

yes

[void kelp]

Idk

[bitter hearth]

for even one time

[old nymph]

Emission how tall you became?

guess this year stretch you a bit didnt it?

[fickle tinsel]

Sadly I ain't even close

Ma dude benches 150

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/billy-herrington-flex-muscles-gif-17425697

[candid cloud]

Ngl, but it feels strange, we aren't supposed to say anything bad about a girl/women, but they are allowed to say bad things about us.

[bitter hearth]

last time i was 180 when 16n a half years old, rn i dont know, i dont have much time to do anything

[old nymph]

i am 187cm now i weight 68kg

[urban coral]

It's called "Playing the victim"

[bitter hearth]

yo gen Z mfkas be tall af, we have like 15 yearold kids in highschool twice as tall as me

[fickle tinsel]

I like how I'm 186 and I get dwarfed by 8th graders

[old nymph]

i guess ill have to squat just to see you

[fickle tinsel]

Dude is literally slenderman

[old nymph]

i love it and hate it

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/mean-and-victim-cute-lannavo-gif-22717637

[fickle tinsel]

I am 80 kilos

[old nymph]

one of the fears is clothes

[carmine forge]

that's a small compensation for getting to outmatch them at absolutely everything else

[old nymph]

idk what freak still makes clothes for giants but ehh whatever

[candid cloud]

Say that they are a B-word - ez win.

[fickle tinsel]

Idk, I fit regular clothes

From S to M

I love being ripped

[bitter hearth]

i wear 45 size shoes

[fickle tinsel]

I wear 47

[bitter hearth]

50 is biggest shoe ever thats how we measure them

[bitter hearth]

damn, big foot ahh mf

[simple sage]

viktorп#3360 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[fickle tinsel]

Dunno, but being fat my whole life

[urban coral]

Bruh how even

[fickle tinsel]

It's so nice to finally be ripped

[candid cloud]

Wait, we have 180cm+ mf here?

[fickle tinsel]

Yes

[candid cloud]

Damn, they are gonna joke about me.

[neon vale]

several people are typing
first time ive seen that in this chat in a month or two

[carmine forge]

aren't you 180+?

[candid cloud]

Luckily I have a secret tactic.

[bitter hearth]

i saw the last pic u sent, dude u got that back and shoulder muscles

[fickle tinsel]

Weren't you 170-something?

Which is average size

[urban coral]

When you see that nowadays, it's usually a bad sign

Now, we're chillin'

[neon vale]

true

[urban coral]

Chat's vibe, like back in the day

[neon vale]

it usually either means
derek is being made fun of
platy and quartz are fighting
kuro is in the chat

[candid cloud]

Man, I'm like 174-175 and my mother is like: C'mon, be like father.
And I'm like: I can't, because I'm done, and also why are you crying over my height?

[fickle tinsel]

Who the heck are these people

[gray jetty]

Oog

What’s the deal bub

[urban coral]

You know Derek

That creep

[bitter hearth]

when 3 ukranians wanted to slit my throat for mistaking their language

[fickle tinsel]

I think I know like, 2 names

[void kelp]

I am 164cm 47-48kg twink lmао

[urban coral]

Platy and quartz, you should know as well

[bitter hearth]

skill issue

[fickle tinsel]

Dang

[urban coral]

And Kuro... We'll, he's an unknown to me too

[carmine forge]

ban the guy in #⭐┃обговорення-безспойлерів pls

[fickle tinsel]

Somebody lost the genetic lottery

[urban coral]

UA being UA

[neon vale]

derekplaguedoctor
platygetzkillz
quartztrooper
you know kuro im sure

[gray jetty]

Which guy I don’t speak the Language

[bitter hearth]

derek the degerenate

[candid cloud]

I approve.

[carmine forge]

the guy with bad pfp

[neon vale]

true

[urban coral]

Derek legit creep

[void kelp]

I ain't exactly got a problem with it because I'm gay though.

[bitter hearth]

derek plage something

i forgot

[fickle tinsel]

Yeah, I understood from that previous message

[gray jetty]

Thot destroyed

[neon vale]

sometimes i wonder if its an act because it just gets that bad sometimes

[urban coral]

It is in the case of Waifuslayer

[cinder crag]

i love cheezits

[void kelp]

Actually you can understand when you look at my pfp for 5 seconds

[candid cloud]

How to catch Derek.
Step 1.

[urban coral]

When it comes to Derek, nah, he legit creep

[bitter hearth]

attention seekers is my opinnion

[void kelp]

Fr

[cinder crag]

and legitimately schizo

[fickle tinsel]

Idk, is having a neko arc pfp or whatever it's called considered gay now

[cinder crag]

but he thinks that schizophrenia isnt real 💀

[gray jetty]

He gives off extreme incel vibes

[urban coral]

Because he is

[bitter hearth]

he didnt take the pills

[carmine forge]

Gigaincel

[cinder crag]

yeah

[void kelp]

I used to make memes about him in #🤨┃stalker_memes when he was hornyposting all the time when my name was flobuh

[urban coral]

Usually a big giveaway, but it doesn't always have to be

[gray jetty]

I thought it was ironic at first but

[cinder crag]

gigacel

[gray jetty]

I don’t think it is tbh

[cinder crag]

no he is genuinely loopy

[bitter hearth]

this is exactly how derek would act

[neon vale]

tampicos best funny is about derek

[fickle tinsel]

Thief

Lmao

[gray jetty]

Mans just down bad as bad as it gets

[candid cloud]

My best quote.

[fickle tinsel]

Based Eltorro64rus video

[bitter hearth]

that shit hits

[urban coral]

Old STOC vibes

[candid cloud]

Time to smell some Tiberium.

[cinder crag]

literally me reading this chat

[void kelp]

Fr you all remember THIS (also self promo)

[gray jetty]

@urban coral I saw this in New York

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/killer-bean-bean-ragdoll-getsputtosleep-gif-22156946

[gray jetty]

went to a retro game store they had that

[urban coral]

No way

[fickle tinsel]

Same

[urban coral]

Hella based

[gray jetty]

Fr

[fickle tinsel]

Tho the chat rn gives me 2021 STOC vibes

[gray jetty]

Wanna know what’s even funnier

The guy running the store wanted 20 bux for it

[fickle tinsel]

with the exception of a couple noteworthy key figures

[gray jetty]

[urban coral]

Bro wat

[gray jetty]

Yah guy was on crack

[urban coral]

You literally have to download a 3rd Party to even play it

[bitter hearth]

old stoc vibes

[gray jetty]

He told my mate he would charge 200 dollars to fix a game gear

And I’d we bought the broken one it was 40 bux

A working game gear

[fickle tinsel]

Woah, her?

[gray jetty]

Is 50 dollars

[cinder crag]

..."her"?

[void kelp]

This caused so much chaos in that channel remember and mods had to like remove it

[urban coral]

O

[gray jetty]

I miss the good old days

[fickle tinsel]

idk I haven't been here in a year

[gray jetty]

We use to have so much fun

[fickle tinsel]

since the great purge basically

[urban coral]

Since STOC became wacker

[fickle tinsel]

Fr

[bitter hearth]

cant say the same but, id prefer old than what we got

[urban coral]

To be fair, some of the old guys should just return

At least make it somewhat better

[fickle tinsel]

Most guys from you know where are banned tho

[urban coral]

Even though Gaj won't return

[gray jetty]

They got scared off by the industrial cringe that gets posted here

[cinder crag]

man i wish i was cool

[bitter hearth]

we should attack the degeneracy and hold our position again

[urban coral]

Unjustly too, from what I know

[fickle tinsel]

Yeah

Pretty much

[gray jetty]

Yah gsc banned basically all of them

[urban coral]

You got Habar role, you's cool

[gray jetty]

The staff didn’t ban any of them

[bitter hearth]

remember when we could post the kys guy?, or when we could bully someone with no consequences?

[cinder crag]

[urban coral]

Yeah, but GSC was kinda... well... pretty bad during that time

Staff was literally told to go on vacation

[fickle tinsel]

walking cat boy gif moment

[urban coral]

Remember when we could but then we couldn't but we could but wtf is even the rule anymore?

[bitter hearth]

i remember retarded wasnt even allowed

[void kelp]

Did they, did the channels get filled with the thugshaker

[gray jetty]

Since the old better bot died

Things have gone down hill

I can swear now

[bitter hearth]

some bih cried to gsc cuz they kept sending him the kys guy

[fickle tinsel]

Man, Auttaja was something else

[gray jetty]

It was good though

[urban coral]

Yeah, I miss Auttaja

[cinder crag]

wait so you guys used to be able to bully more effectively??

[gray jetty]

Actually kept order

[urban coral]

Wolf is legit trash

[gray jetty]

It is

[fickle tinsel]

Kinda

[gray jetty]

Like only word it actually blocks is the n word

[urban coral]

Sorta yes, but also no

[cinder crag]

also wolf literally barely works

[bitter hearth]

modderators where the bullies, we were the rookies

[cinder crag]

it's clearly unfinished

[fickle tinsel]

A lot of the regulars that made the channel fun were banned

[urban coral]

It was much more close-knitted back then, so stuff like that was kinda friendly and meant as a joke

[gray jetty]

Yah

[bitter hearth]

then when it was our time to become bullies, this happened, new stoc happened

[gray jetty]

Like it was just a little trolling

[fickle tinsel]

Fr

[void kelp]

Too many words right now I'm getting confused

[bitter hearth]

take the pills

[gray jetty]

So

[urban coral]

So

[gray jetty]

Filling down tool steel

[fickle tinsel]

Basically GSC did a 1984 and started banning people left and right for the smallest things

[gray jetty]

Is not easy

Who would have thought

[urban coral]

And when Zoinks says "for the smallest things", he literally means the smallest things

[void kelp]

Like what

I joined in like early 2022

[bitter hearth]

bros help me please

i got the biggest cringe moment ever

of when i was a teen

[urban coral]

What's up?

[fickle tinsel]

Any kind of vulgarity

[bitter hearth]

[urban coral]

Nice

[bitter hearth]

i remember i used to get soo friggin offended i started just throwing words outa my ass

[urban coral]

Serjous post

Well tbf, you just got offended about the month/day/year thing lmfao

[lone tusk]

[bitter hearth]

not really

[urban coral]

And then GSC deleted the channel THE END

[fickle tinsel]

Fr

Books channel gang

[urban coral]

[lone tusk]

Almost happened with the stalker memes if we didn't stop the count

[urban coral]

Another really stupid 1984 thing we were talking about earlier

[gray jetty]

Remember when stalker memes

[urban coral]

Yes, people legit got punished for counting

[gray jetty]

Was only stalker memes

You remember that

[urban coral]

Remember when #🤨┃stalker_memes used to be moderated?

[bitter hearth]

remember when en_offtop was en_garbage?

oh wait it still is

[lone tusk]

I gonna report you for thinking about counting

[void kelp]

So basically it was like this? (I could not for the life of me find an unedited version of this clip so ignore the edit)

[fickle tinsel]

Yeah

[urban coral]

Not inaccurate

[bitter hearth]

gsc for real punished ppl for posting memes not stalker related

[fickle tinsel]

Y'all remember the good old times when the 🤔 used to trigger GSC

[urban coral]

Yep

[void kelp]

I mean not in the #🤨┃stalker_memes channel makes sense

[bitter hearth]

the fight between 🤨 and

[urban coral]

Nah, back in the day, stalker memes was legit just for stalker memes only

Like, only STALKER-related memes

[fickle tinsel]

Dang

[gray jetty]

Yah it was awesome

[fickle tinsel]

It's 4 am

[gray jetty]

I use to actually wanna look in that channel

[fickle tinsel]

Good night folks

[bitter hearth]

im catching up

[urban coral]

Which current day #🤨┃stalker_memes is as well, but that place doesn't get moderated so ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[bitter hearth]

good night

[urban coral]

Goodnight

[gray jetty]

It’s unmoderatable

[gray jetty]

The bot doesn’t even work

[void kelp]

I didn't know it triggered them when I got here I just went along with it.💀

[urban coral]

Yeah, which is why Wolf is trash

Doesn't matter though

Vocal warnings and deleting posts is still a thing

[bitter hearth]

remember when we had strikes?

[fickle tinsel]

Too bad, if you had joined a month or two earlier

You could've seen STOC when it was still kinda good

[bitter hearth]

i had 11 strikes

[urban coral]

There's a reason why #🤨┃stalker_memes has 🤨 in it's name

GSC got pissed the hell off because of 🤨

[void kelp]

I joined in late 2022

[simple sage]

viktorп#3360 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[urban coral]

Strikes were based

[fickle tinsel]

Didn't ya say early?

[void kelp]

Yeah

I tried to correct myself but I said number 11

[void kelp]

[bitter hearth]

why is it taking me this long to level up?

[fickle tinsel]

Well, the purge happened around the time you joined

[urban coral]

Because thanks to that, people actually got banned for not bringing a positive atmosphere to the server

Duder gone, balance restored, chat hella vibe

[void kelp]

I only used stalker_memes

[urban coral]

The higher the level, the longer it takes. That's just normal

[void kelp]

Actually used to have a little motivation to make shit for that channel in specific and then I got back into gmod hl2rp and then I stopped posting

[urban coral]

When I joined on Day 1, I just posted on #freedom

It was only after a while I started chatting in the normal chats

[fickle tinsel]

I wasn't very active in 2019

[urban coral]

Yes, there were faction-only chats

And boy were they inactive

Yet based too

[fickle tinsel]

Only started to chat around here in the summer of 2020

[bitter hearth]

or poland chat

that was deleted for good

[fickle tinsel]

Lmao, local chats were based

[urban coral]

Lmfao #polski was just

[gray jetty]

Poland chat become mod meme zone

After it was closed

[urban coral]

Didn't have any Mod who could understand it either, so yeah, shut down

[void kelp]

Oh wait nvm now I remember why I stopped posting it wasn't that it was when they locked the server

[urban coral]

• that place was constantly breaking rules

[urban coral]

GSC moment

[fickle tinsel]

Tapik moment

[urban coral]

Y'know

[bitter hearth]

lenkas moment

[urban coral]

I feel an urge

But I don't know what it is

[void kelp]

Hentаі subtitle sentence

[fickle tinsel]

Hmm

[urban coral]

Fr

Ah yeah lmfao

[bitter hearth]

4

[fickle tinsel]

Crimson is literally E4*

[simple sage]

viktorп#3360 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[bitter hearth]

yall still got them old pfps

[void kelp]

Oh my god

Wolf I will kill you

[urban coral]

Ngl, feel like an E4*

Thanks Jack

[gray jetty]

Np

I just had to do gods work in the moment

[urban coral]

[fickle tinsel]

For the 2nd time today

[fickle tinsel]

Reminds me of the gif screenshot thingies

[urban coral]

Still remember the two which I made

[void kelp]

I had this fan faction аss idea where what if an alternate universe the stalker and half life lore were connected and instead of xen crystals they were testing they were testing artifacts from the zone and the mercenaries were the people assigned by black Mesa to get them from the zone to the research facility since the mercenaries were western. Idk I thought of it at like 3AM.

[urban coral]

Play Half-Life in Dead Cells instead

[urban coral]

https://tenor.com/view/gregory-hi-meme-screenshot-to-select-your-weapon-weapons-gif-15211739

💀

[simple sage]

Zoinks#1553 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[fickle tinsel]

[urban coral]

https://tenor.com/view/f1-screenshot-to-choose-formula1-f1car-screenshot-to-choose-your-f1car-gif-23584617

[fickle tinsel]

Based

[urban coral]

Hella vroom

[gray jetty]

Real

[urban coral]

Bruh

[gray jetty]

Tbh

[fickle tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/screenshot-games-gif-18097811

[gray jetty]

That movie was more watchable then it had any right to be

Let’s go

[fickle tinsel]

No idea who this is

[gray jetty]

Sans under tale

[fickle tinsel]

Why does every mentally unstable person use the notes app

[urban coral]

Dio from JoJo's Bizzare Adventure

[fickle tinsel]

Nah, I was talkin bout mine

I loved this song

[urban coral]

Don't know either

[fickle tinsel]

Lmao

[void kelp]

I'm mentally stable I think

[urban coral]

https://tenor.com/view/fetish-secret-gif-19305314

[void kelp]

Kind of

[fickle tinsel]

Classic

[urban coral]

Dang, GIFs legit dying

[fickle tinsel]

Cant say about me

But my taste in gals certainly is on the mental side

[lone tusk]

Q

[urban coral]

Conspiracy theorist gf much

[fickle tinsel]

Fr

[lone tusk]

Hey whathell, dopelganger

[void kelp]

I'm mentally stable in terms of the average person who uses the internet commonly.

[fickle tinsel]

The sequel to Reborn: Another way?

[urban coral]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153801114091521/910623408683888680/c2d4947ccd42cce5895fe7f3010d418fb1251232_hq.gif

[lone tusk]

👍

[urban coral]

Not everyone on this server can say the same

[urban coral]

Oof

[fickle tinsel]

Man, my hair grows hella fast

I used to have long hair, around shoulder length

Then I buzzed it and shaved it off

[void kelp]

I have long hair during the entire quarantine people thought I was a girl because of the mask

[fickle tinsel]

And now I look like a member of the sex pistols

[urban coral]

Obligatory C&C post to promote C&Cnism around the server again

[fickle tinsel]

Fits my style too tbh

[urban coral]

Onizuka when tho?

[urban coral]

Real

[fickle tinsel]

Maybe in a month

[feral fable]

why is he wearing nick's fit

[gray jetty]

Japan

[feral fable]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[simple sage]

Sack Stealer#7541 has been warned

Reason: Capital letters

[lone tusk]

LOLLLL you killed her dude

[feral fable]

WHY GHOST BUSTERS CARTOON

[simple sage]

Sack Stealer#7541 has been warned

Reason: Capital letters

[gray jetty]

Based

[void kelp]

Why don't protesters just buy guns

[gray jetty]

Cus the citizens will shoot back

[modern radish]

whenever i load into a game it just crashes should i uninstall anything

[gray jetty]

We don’t typically like when people try and destroy our homes

[urban coral]

(If this is not allowed, just delete it)

[gray jetty]

Communists are all weak

https://tenor.com/view/fall-out-liberty-prime-communism-explosion-gif-12000227

[urban coral]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-gordon-freeman-headcrab-headcrab-eater-half-life-meme-gif-25938577

[old nymph]

@lone tusk Guess its not 100% bad

[lone tusk]

Cool

[old nymph]

i never reached more than 1 mb

[gray jetty]

If you remember this video

Your a real one

[urban coral]

Dang, I'm a real one

[gray jetty]

It’s a relic of the good ol days

[urban coral]

If you remember this, you're a real one fr

[old nymph]

what he

[old nymph]

the romanians stealing andrew tate cars

[urban coral]

Classic

[rough quartz]

Sir Crimson has returned

Salutations, Sir.

[urban coral]

Salutations good sir

'Tis I, Sir Crimson, Purple Dragon Knight in service of the Cormyrean Crown

[gray jetty]

Wait

Wrong video

[urban coral]

Ayo remember PDA cubes profile?

[rough quartz]

I wish ye well, good Sir. I shall make my departure now for my supper, lest it be too late. Farewell.

[urban coral]

Fare thee well upon thine quest, Sir Thumb

[gray jetty]

My dog has this exact pig

When ever you honk it he comes running across the house

[urban coral]

Based

[gray jetty]

It’s great cus it’s like made from Kevlar

Thing is indestructible

Big dogs typically vaporize dog toys

Not this pig though

[urban coral]

I need one of those, then

[gray jetty]

If I find it down stairs tomorrow I’ll show you

[vital remnant]

We pet posting tonight

[feral fable]

cat dog

[soft schooner]

I'm alive

[soft schooner]

gizsgugya

[urban coral]

Mfw toy stores are scary

[soft schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/shaking-dog-white-dog-scared-meme-gif-23585947

[urban coral]

🤓

[vital remnant]

Just y'all wait still I start cute horse posting

[hushed condor]

What did I return to

what hell hole did I stumble into

[vital remnant]

Them mfs were tall af

[hushed condor]

What realm has thouteth fallen inteth

[old stone]

https://youtu.be/u284dhcmhrU

[void kelp]

[vernal loom]

If you’re injured you’re not allowed to run away from me

I will administer medical care whether you like it or not

My friend got a very deep cut, I had to chase them around the house with hydrogen peroxide and band-aids

[void kelp]

Does anyone know anyway I could get the sound effects from s.t.a.l.k.e.r.

like download them or extract them

[lone tusk]

Unpack the game files

[void kelp]

That sounds like a pain in the ass I'm just badly cropping them out of youtube videos and then I'm converting them to mp3

[lone tusk]

It's kinda easy

Is literally just mark the folde and run the unpack exe

[void kelp]

I don't even know what an unpack exe is

[lone tusk]

Is a executable, you download it on the modb

[void kelp]

What moddb

[vernal loom]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-frustration-breaking-keyboard-asian-rage-gif-25728336

[lone tusk]

Ok, just download mp3's from YouTube

[void kelp]

Nevermind I found it

[void kelp]

how do I mark folder

just click it is what you mean right

[lone tusk]

Read the readme

You need to unpack the db files

[void kelp]

there is no readme

[lone tusk]

Read the instructions that the creator made on his download page

[pearl wraith]

same

[void kelp]

I figured it out, I'm not using the same one as you though.

[void kelp]

Yes I got it, finally, this accursed sound.

[lone tusk]

Cool

[void kelp]

It feels weird hearing this clearly and not distant

[pearl wraith]

ngl distant sounds like the Happy Wheels grandpa

[void kelp]

I have this one as my notification tone

[lone tusk]

You got the extracted menu background too, but i didn't figured out how to make a animated background with

[void kelp]

One question I now realize is why do the monolith in their russian voicelines sound not brainwashed at all

[valid jay]

they do sound brainwashed lol

[void kelp]

in soc

[valid jay]

monotone and devoid of emotion

[valid jay]

yes, in soc

[void kelp]

this doesn't sound very monotone

Nor does this

Or this

or 95% of all of the other russian voicelines

[valid jay]

This isn't monolith voiceline, lol

It's a standard loner campfire line

[valid jay]

The first joke line doesn't play ingame, it's a placeholder and is the same as loner lines

[void kelp]

explain the other ones

I've definitely heard those in game

[valid jay]

But others, yeah, pitched down loner phrases

[rough quartz]

Yeah, those are mainly generic voicelines shared by most NPCs and factions

Also, hello NozAr

[void kelp]

So my point is proven that they don't sound monotone in the russian voicelines

[valid jay]

hey

[rough quartz]

Ha ha, wassap fren

[valid jay]

it appears sometimes it does play, along with prof's lines from builds, lul

[rough quartz]

Prokhorov our beloved

[void kelp]

This why anomaly better

[valid jay]

anomaly fans when i kill them

[rough quartz]

[void kelp]

I don'

[simple sage]

viktorп#3360 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[void kelp]

piujfwephiuasdwfpasiohfdurdvsfgphiusgdflhikujoasdfhnlkj

[rough quartz]

Well, I have to go to bed now. See you later, friends.

[valid jay]

gnight

[void kelp]

I press enter to quick

[rough quartz]

Also, NozaAr, do you want to play Open Fortress with me tomorrow?

[lone tusk]

He is having a stroke

[valid jay]

YES

[rough quartz]

I saw you were playing it, so I decided to install it which took like two and a half hours because I don't know how to read

[void kelp]

I don't think anomaly is actually better than the original games besides CS it is 100% better than CS

[rough quartz]

Anyway, see you later, alligators

[valid jay]

i meaaaannn

I had mixed feelings playing CS and rethought it, like, every other playthrough, but it's not bad

[void kelp]

Precisely

[lone tusk]

I never tried the other factions, I'm literally doing the same run since i first play the game back in 2010

Join loners
Get seva
Refuse to formulate further
Follow strelok
Dies

[valid jay]

me

i tried freedom in FW but it's too broken

[void kelp]

I ain't even ever finish the game fr

[lone tusk]

I always saw them fighting with dutyers in the late game after i take the garbage, the loners are probably eating popcorn while they fight goes on.

[void kelp]

I don't even understand where the hate for anomaly comes from. Because it's hard?

[lone tusk]

Misery, misery is bad

[valid jay]

Because it's a shit freeplay

[void kelp]

Well I thought all stalker players were masochists at heart.

[lone tusk]

Is not about the difficulty, Misery is just boring

[void kelp]

You mean the mod Misery or like physical misery.

[lone tusk]

Too boring, and the moddin is over saturated with misery based mods
Rttn
CoM
Last day
Dead air
Anomaly
Gamma
Demonsfen

[lone tusk]

The mod misery, he is too boring with his exaggerated survival mechanics

[void kelp]

You really don't even have to use them if you just configure some shit. I understand that though.

[lone tusk]

Still there, still boring

[void kelp]

There is mods for anomaly that make it less painful.

[lone tusk]

That's skill issue

Is not about painful

Is about boring

[void kelp]

I meant by that you can literally have the added survival medical shit removed.

[lone tusk]

Anomaly is boring and got all too many western pre concepts of stalker, i don't think the creators ever played the vanilla games more then one time

[lone tusk]

Still 40000000pp for radiated bread

[void kelp]

Settings

[high sail]

Good morning:3

[void kelp]

in game settings you can change traders prices

[lone tusk]

Still bad

[void kelp]

if you don't like them

[valid jay]

imo the problem is not in the mod itself, even though it's bad, but in people who surround it

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/524246444560089099/1064656901201203240/Stalker_punch.gif

[void kelp]

Good morning/afternoon/night everyone. Who knows how much a GitHub repository with Source SDK 2013 weighs? Specific number 🙏

[lone tusk]

Still bad, accept it or i gonna put a bounty on you

[valid jay]

can't you just look up

[pearl wraith]

What's up, virgins

[void kelp]

One of the whole selling points if it wasn't free was the customization if you didn't like stuff on default.

[lone tusk]

Oh boy 3am, imma go sleep

[pearl wraith]

I've ascended above you all

[lone tusk]

120000ru for this anomaly fan

[void kelp]

github shows the weight of one file, but I need the entire repository

[pearl wraith]

suckers

[high sail]

Hai:3

[high sail]

What the

[pearl wraith]

later losers

[high sail]

Bai:3

[void kelp]

Maybe he said he became freedomer

[high sail]

Ugh freedom

[pearl wraith]

nah lmao

[pearl wraith]

🤮

https://tenor.com/view/virginity-is-cool-remain-pure-virginity-is-cool-remain-pure-virginity-gif-24583172

doesn't change the fact that half of you are incels

https://tenor.com/view/moistcritikal-leaving-meme-gif-23706301

[high sail]

Ok big guy

[neon vale]

dude spends half of his time on discord schmoozing atheadax

you two are not the main characters

we are all extras on tampico's wild ride

[high sail]

What the

[pearl wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/true-hes-right-you-know-hes-true-you-know-gif-23058774

[full grail]

how tf would that make sense?

And if they weren't stalker players
why make the mod at all lmao?

Um seems too... fantasy? For stalker?
Joining C-Con in oblivion lost resulted in 97% of human population mutating into subspecies, resulting in a horrible war
Destroying them would disturb the zone enough to consume the whole world, making humanity unable to adapt to the current state of environment (by that I mean anomalies and mutants), eventually making humanity extinct

Let's be honest
Who thinks OLR or VOA should be remade to fully represent Oblivion Lost?

[void kelp]

Well I didn't mean stalker I meant incorporating this kind of device or idea into the half-life 2 universe

[full grail]

oh sorry

[void kelp]

It could work very well for the half-life 2 plot since the combine is all about transhumanism and like forging species with technology and enhancing them.

And adding them to their ever-growing army.

[void kelp]

Have you played half-life 2?

[full grail]

yeah but somewhat I actually understood what was going on last year

[full grail]

since 2018

[void kelp]

You mean you've been playing since 2018 or played last in 2018?

[full grail]

yeah but played last 2020

[void kelp]

I'm on another level because I got deathly addicted to gmod hl2rp for several years

[full grail]

https://tenor.com/view/hl2-half-life-gordon-gordon-freeman-freeman-gif-19560046

[void kelp]

I used to always play Civil Protection and OTA I even made my own combine vocoders.

And I almost got OfC rank on Civil Protection.

[high sail]

I want to Kiss Gordon freeman

[void kelp]

Tbh who wouldn't given the opportunity

[high sail]

Dr breen

[urban coral]

Well, seen how he's dead, that's a hard pass

[candid cloud]

No more comrade.

[void kelp]

He's not dead he's an advisor now

So depending on who you ask

[urban coral]

Sorry, it's Vanilla lore, he's pretty dead

[void kelp]

This is either an improvement or a downgrade

[urban coral]

[urban coral]

I'd say both

[candid cloud]

It's just a lore.

[urban coral]

Lore is lyf tho

[void kelp]

Your mother lore

(Your mother is morbidly obese)

[urban coral]

Correct

[vital remnant]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1068817364331798538/IMG_7909.jpg

[brisk oasis]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/899473469987766323/900410840275120188/image0-31-1.gif

[brisk oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/payday2-pd2-hoxton-houston-cooking-gif-23487313

yo mistah dallas. bain told us to cook the meth

[candid cloud]

Keep cooking, we need at least 20 bags of meth.

[brisk oasis]

yo mistah dallas. we only have enough ingredients for 4 bags. what do we do? they already sent in the dozers

[candid cloud]

Put the traps, Houston, I'm calling for additional ingredients from the sky.

[brisk oasis]

yo mistah dallas. i added muriatic acid first and the house exploded. i only have a crosskill. what do i do?

[candid cloud]

Move to the van, Houston! You blow up the entire house!

[brisk oasis]

yo mistah dallas. there are cloakers camping around the van. i dont feel good mistah dallas. its too hot

[candid cloud]

Houston is in the custody

[brisk oasis]

yo mistah dallas. i woke up in a forest. why are there guys in gas masks mistah dallas? what does cheeki breeki mean?

[candid cloud]

Oh no, Houston you are in Chernobyl! Get out of there asap!

[brisk oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-following-video-game-gif-17964670

yo mistah dallas. what the hell is this thing?

[candid cloud]

It's... Um... Cheburashka, kill it.

[brisk oasis]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/773886349316980778/826005470249484308/ezgif.com-gif-maker.gif

yo mistah dallas. i died lmao

[teal oracle]

Morning

[candid cloud]

Morning.

[teal oracle]

The hell did I wake up to

This is some funny shit

[high sail]

Good morning:3

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/524246444560089099/1067548382089982033/B8A8472B-331C-445C-997E-7D4866260049.gif

[high sail]

Woah

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/791389094709428234/965893528720908288/image0-66-1.gif

[high sail]

Stop throwing bricks at me!!!!!🤓

[old nymph]

a friendly kindergarden toy

[high sail]

Its a kissable creature

[old nymph]

[high sail]

Fight me

[candid cloud]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/585272200957919254/1060583577122767038/B8A8472B-331C-445C-997E-7D4866260049.gif

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1061159525597581373/1064532366762184714/20230116_150809.gif

[high sail]

Hi truther

[teal oracle]

My honest reaction

[candid cloud]

Hey.

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/524246444560089099/1067548382089982033/B8A8472B-331C-445C-997E-7D4866260049.gif

[candid cloud]

Our reaction:

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-exe-fnf-stairs-at-you-gif-25437588

[teal oracle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1004215299459002428/1068823279671980032/Smoulderingstrappingshy_fae451_10234737.png

[high sail]

What's up

[candid cloud]

Translating.

[void kelp]

where can I find the original of $?

I am asking for a friend.

[candid cloud]

Sus.

[brisk oasis]

[urban coral]

Ask Meztinos

[high sail]

When will You visit my bunker

[void kelp]

I am awating a very important package and when It has arrived I will prepare to fly to your bunker.

[high sail]

I see

[brisk oasis]

wrong

tsar bomb

[candid cloud]

You are wrong.

The holy grenade.

[brisk oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/poggers-pog-hi-hello-funny-gif-19532381

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/cope-big-floppa-gregory-copeium-copium-gif-20603944

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/worms-armageddon-drop-worms-chervi-gif-17556029

[high sail]

Boogie bomb

[fervent isle]

hello!

[high sail]

Hai<3

[fervent isle]

how are you?

[valid jay]

CHEBURATOR

[simple sage]

NozAr#0330 has been warned

Reason: Capital letters

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/mod-luigi-post-luigi-gif-24820155

[slender wagon]

https://youtu.be/NqM032dnPtk

good morning anomaly mod lover discord

[high sail]

I am fine, You?

[fervent isle]

i feel awesome! i think the day will be wonderful!

i wish you a great day!

[slender wagon]

ralseiboy is too pure for this server

protect him at all costs from anomaly vs og arguements

[fervent isle]

☺️

[high sail]

Yay<3!

[high sail]

You aswell!!!!😘

[high sail]

Hi

[slender wagon]

whats up boys

[fervent isle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fenec-fox-lick-cat-fenec-fox-lick-gif-12624062

[high sail]

Not very much

[high sail]

Awwwwwwww

[fervent isle]

by the way, boys! i played stalker anomaly!

[brisk oasis]

nice

[fervent isle]

i... didn't like it however.

it is too hard and complicated.

[brisk oasis]

i havent played it. yet

ill try it out

but not today

[high sail]

Anomaly is pretty Goofy

[full grail]

Time to play Metro

[slender wagon]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/412020/Metro_Exodus/

Steam

Metro Exodus

The year is 2036.A quarter-century after nuclear war devastated the earth, a few thousand survivors still cling to existence beneath the ruins of Moscow, in the tunnels of the Metro.They have struggled against the poisoned elements, fought mutated beasts and paranormal horrors, and suffered the flames of civil war. But now, as Artyom, you must f...

Price

$7.49

Recommendations

71653

Metacritic

85

▶ Play video

Literally a steal

[fickle tinsel]

How so

I think that it is one of the easier ''Hardcore'' mods

[slender wagon]

Wait till you try out EFP

[fickle tinsel]

Ehh, I've tried Gamma a year ago and if it is anything similar, then it isn't my cup of coffee

I'm leaning more towards the schizo part of the mod community

Stuff like OP 2.2 for example

[full grail]

Tried both

but the only reason I even got them was because I wasn't bothered manually modding

not because of the "experiences"

[fickle tinsel]

Ngl the only thing about them I like

are the weapon animations

Everything else feels too detached

from the core experience

But hey, anyone can play whatever they like

[old nymph]

Goldsphere best mod ever

[fickle tinsel]

It's in my list

[old nymph]

The people who made it aint from this planet

Its unique from any stalker mod in a great way

[fickle tinsel]

Though I have so many games in my backlog that I've kinda put stalker mods aside

[old nymph]

Muzzle Loader Pistol my beloved

[fickle tinsel]

's cool

I used to watch videos on it back in 2014-2015

[old nymph]

the Gopher poltergeist scared me

[fickle tinsel]

Dunno about that tbh

My memories about the mod are hazy at best

[old nymph]

expected a bad thing but didnt expect it to be that much of a suprise

[fickle tinsel]

Don't spoil then

[old nymph]

oop sorry

[fickle tinsel]

kek

[old nymph]

Abdul

[full grail]

Like I say Anomaly is just running on strings and needles
I see potential in it but it feels empty
STALKERs in camps feel nothing but placeholders and special occasions like defending or organised attack don't feel special

[slender wagon]

Dark Signal is best anomaly mod imo

Designed around Warfare + Questing as anomaly basis. you run both of them and the zone is more alive

plus sound overhaul and graphics that look really good

[shy narwhal]

[fickle tinsel]

I agree

[old nymph]

whats wrong stalker?

[full grail]

gwon Abdul

[old nymph]

Bandits in CoC

[old nymph]

abdul from goldsphere

[simple sage]

Sevka Slav#8452 has been warned

Reason: Capital letters

[full grail]

Aye, off to begin my Metro Playthrough

[coarse rapids]

next youll tell me youj like Reborn

[candid cloud]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/796971478474162197/964031794095738920/biteof87.gif

[old nymph]

how talking shit to an afghani ends

[void kelp]

Stalker anomaly is the best mod ever if you disable story mode

[candid cloud]

What.

[old nymph]

play coc instead

[urban coral]

Eh

Both suck

But they can be alright foundations

Then again, everyone's taste is different

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-stalker-game-stalker-anomaly-chernobyl-gif-25745584

[void kelp]

that is boring.

[simple sage]

John Kaczynski#6820 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[urban coral]

Kek

[old nymph]

anomaly is more boring

[urban coral]

Honestly, all I need is just SoC, CS and CoP in one

[old nymph]

in free play

story mode idk

[urban coral]

The story mode of both are pretty bad

[void kelp]

If you want a good stalker experience just replay SoC... and maybe with the complete mod.

[void kelp]

Story mode is shit in CS and CoP too

[urban coral]

Complete
Why, to see how it makes the game bad?

[urban coral]

Agreed with CoP

[void kelp]

IDk some ppl like it I guess

[urban coral]

Still better than most mods, though

[void kelp]

I mean the story itself is alright in CS... the gameplay just isn't

[urban coral]

Disagreed with CS, game's hella lore

[shy narwhal]

Abdul

[urban coral]

Oh nah, gameplay is also pretty good

Then again, you can just avoid Faction Wars if you want to

[old nymph]

whats wrong with abdul?

[void kelp]

I really don't care too much about the story of stalker itself so idk.

but if you are in COC or in Anomaly just disable the story mode.

it will make the games 100 times better.

but I don't like CS and CoP in general.

[urban coral]

Dang, he's missing the CS lore

[void kelp]

Like I said.

I don't care about stalker lore.

SoC is so much fun tho and so Is anomaly

CS and CoP isn't fun in my oppinion

[old nymph]

yeah might be harder or less free play than soc

i had no medkits no bandages only sausages and bread and tuna to survive from Red Forest to Limansk

i was afraid of bloodsuckers back then

[high sail]

take it back

[void kelp]

which one?

CS or CoP?

[high sail]

both

[void kelp]

nah never

I didn't like it so i will stay with my oppinion

[urban coral]

To be fair, CS does allow us to prevent the Third Disaster

[old nymph]

stay with your opinion

play what you like

its a game in the end

[void kelp]

Based

[old nymph]

those foos who chase people around to play og games wasting hours and hours

get a life its a game what do you earn

[karmic bluff]

But not Anomaly

[void kelp]

Clear Sky Idiot.

[karmic bluff]

Cry about it

[old nymph]

i dont like anomaly you like anomaly we are not the same but i dont care

might joke about anomaly being bad but in end a joke i dont enjoy it but wont storm people

[valid jay]

it doesn't

lebedev was wrong and archi emissions were triggered by c-con

[old nymph]

NozAr you joined earlier than me and got master so fast

i drink doses of vodka to say random crap for a level

[high sail]

respectable

[valid jay]

i got banned somewhere around january 2021

[high sail]

nozar consumes everything that has estrogen in it and gets levels

[shy narwhal]

His faith

[old nymph]

Abdul left

with teleport device

[slender wagon]

Clear sky lel

[shy narwhal]

||He died||

[old nymph]

No he didnt

||you talk to abdul and he hits the muggers with his ability and he thanks you and leaves using the device||

[high sail]

he went to kiss the big roc

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/jjba-jo-jos-bizarre-adventure-jojo-kakyoin-abdul-gif-17648439

[shy narwhal]

||he dies in Pripyat, shot by a sniper||

[urban coral]

If they didn't stop the Third Disaster, why is it we're able to play SoC and CoP

[valid jay]

because third disaster isn't real!!!! Checkmate globehead

[urban coral]

Because Scar prevented it

[old nymph]

bruh you spoiled crap

havent been to it yet

ABDUL

[high sail]

L

[candid cloud]

You just won the argument, stop.

[valid jay]

Who the hell is abdul

[urban coral]

Abdul

[candid cloud]

Abdul.

[old nymph]

doesnt matter

[valid jay]

WHO IS ABDUL

[simple sage]

NozAr#0330 has been warned

Reason: Capital letters

[candid cloud]

Abdul is Abdul.

[old nymph]

aww man

[old nymph]

PLAY GOLDSPHERE

[simple sage]

Petruha#6472 has been warned

Reason: Capital letters

[high sail]

some femboy idk

[valid jay]

meh vasyanka

[old nymph]

Shut up wolf

[old nymph]

what did you say?

[shy narwhal]

My beloved

[old nymph]

I Am gonna bomb your lab

[high sail]

you heard me.

[shy narwhal]

@old nymph just remembered, DO NOT TRUST THEM, DO NOT TRUST THEM IN ANY WAY

[old nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/chum-bucket-mr-krabs-mr-krabs-robot-krab-borg-plankton-gif-18654093

[high sail]

hai

[regal heron]

greetings

[old nymph]

bro how can people reach a higher rank faster than me?

i am here since Augest

[tiny dew]

You lied to me you left the server

[old nymph]

i didnt

[tiny dew]

Nah you didn't

[old nymph]

i said i left the zone it self

[tiny dew]

Yeah I'm trying to see if you'd catch the bait

[old nymph]

my pda still connected

Skidan teached me a trick

[high sail]

hello<3

[old nymph]

that cat subscribed to dream

[shy narwhal]

No

[high sail]

i talk
and get level fast

[old nymph]

my cat lived in the basement cuz he loved sleeping there and one day i left for summer vacation 'my brother feeds him' and come back find some foos raided his basement

a orange cat and her orange son

they were savage mfs

i ones found em comitting tourism in the house

[old nymph]

like i am some sorta animal in a zoo

one day it stolen my food and bit me badly

i threw em in a diffrente state

and when i open the box for theme to go free

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/popcorn-madness-combat-gif-21104073

[old nymph]

the mother left her son

so i pick the kitten and run with all what i have to make em catch up

and so they did and i left

months later my cat dissapeared 'sold to the chinese'

for 1 dollar if you chance the currency

but in prices the 200DA affoards are similar to 10 dollars

[candid cloud]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/509049633494794273/1068873603128504320/trim.3F9DC7D1-B4F5-46CA-A481-0C4EB599169D.mov

[old nymph]

The kid who sold it never left the hospital for the rest of the year

[old nymph]

Gopher and Smoke

[old nymph]

Enderman is just a bandit

[candid cloud]

For real.

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-of-cringe-cringe-gif-20747133

[old nymph]

how about we make a challenge?

nobody talks for this week?

[sharp moss]

Pretty based ngl

[void kelp]

If I would find this in a church I would Break it.

[sharp moss]

Ok, what does that have to do with anything?

[lone tusk]

He learn how to sell cars on videogames

[full grail]

Jeremy Clarkson is based

[high sail]

the lossers have to kiss me

[sharp moss]

Whenever you feel like a dumbass remember that there are people out there who paid 70$ for a worse version of an already existing old game that not only costs less and was better in it's detailing, but is also perfectly working on modern systems

[tiny dew]

Aka EA whores

[sharp moss]

Meanwhile me and Krezz enjoying old games that don't even work anymore (real gents)

Oh yea Krezz i found out that the game didn't accept some of the keybinds and i had to remap them again.
No wonder something felt off to me this entire time, i was driving without brakes this entire time

[full grail]

GmanLives says the Remake is great

[sharp moss]

What part of my message did you not understand?

[full grail]

Haven't read it whole
understood you don't like it

Actually yeah I did read but not understand

[full grail]

That's Dead Space Remake

You say it's crap because well we know what's currently happening with AAA games

You know what just tell me what's wrong with it?

I really don't fricking want to go through this again

[tiny dew]

I did some Rally Championship yesterday after PU, goddamn, I felt like a kid

[full grail]

Having to explain something I said that I thought was what I was thinking

[tiny dew]

https://tenor.com/view/reminiscing-good-old-day-old-memorize-gif-11810785

[full grail]

nice

[old nymph]

My bullets will be the loser

btw got a new job package delivery

fridges washing machiens whatever can be taken

ngl very relaxing job and i like driving

some customers are changing homes so i do the take comeback many times

some offer delivery of a heavy item

[high sail]

you definetly want to kiss me

[old nymph]

my friend tried to deliver animals

gg the back of the truck

and thats why i hate farm animals

[old nymph]

Go and join freedom i bet they would love to kiss you

[sharp moss]

Rally spec FD isn't real it can't hurt you
Rally FD:

[high sail]

not touching freedom

[old nymph]

you like kissing men they do too

[high sail]

but im actually based

[old nymph]

He got a point

[full grail]

based

off to play Insurgency then

[old nymph]

actually he got a record of points

[tiny dew]

👌

[lone tusk]

My honest reaction

[pearl spear]

https://tenor.com/view/comedie-gaumont-jean-dujardin-dujardin-film-gif-22253506

[brisk oasis]

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[cinder crag]

literally me

[rough quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/danny-g-birmingham-speech-bubble-discord-steaming-gif-26067687

[brisk oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/kogama-speech-bubble-speech-bubble-discord-gif-25818855

[rough quartz]

Real

[brisk oasis]

fr

a quick question about roles. is there a role for every 10 levels?

[cinder crag]

idk i blocked the bot

[brisk oasis]

its alright i found the information i needed to know

i used the !rank command. but waiting 2 hours just to send another command sucks. luckily there were slash commands and a /leaderboard command and i got the information there. slash commands are based