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Lmao go outside
that's why i wrote not gaming
nozar shut up I hate you please shut up rn i hate you so much you idiot go to HECK you poopy head
<3
Omg its the onlyfans guy
You want to Kiss NozAr
that's gay
i have no idea how i played through metro several times, younger me had no standards
NozAr is trans
So not gay
it is worse than gay
NozAr is trans?
Nozar is both
Be straight like humans were supposed to be
@valid jay get here
Dont act special
what is the vanilla gender / default settings?
where is my npc soyjak
Yeah, and he picked the second absolute worst to be trans in as well
Youll get a nerd emoji if you ask nicely
i don't know why it has eyebrows
Looks uhh, mid
Brown
Whyd u use the default one

Based
I feel Like taking is serious but i feel Like if i do it will turn out to be a joke
Salmonella speedrun any%
Nozar grindset?
If youre straight youre a normal human being
Normalize being that please
yes
Yes
Got my pizza les go
bunny cat hybrid.... kill it.....
I think if the funny letter people were to just... idk, chill out and not be in everyone face they would have 90% less problems
Why do you guys care so much about someone whom you will never meet in person in your entire life?
Are monkeys normal
If they are then gay sex is noemal
LOL ^
Uhh are we monkeys?
Uhhhh
Evolve to a human level then have a speech with me
Be careful, he's a huge snowflake and got one guy muted for more than a month today
because people on this server dont talk with people in real life
Hell nah Man im not paying taxes
unfortunately I know the rules inside and out and can navigate freely
as do you, I can see :P
So youre a monkey, what did you say you were doing not too long ago?

RACIST RACIST BAN HIM RN RACIST
Reason: Capital letters
BAN BAN BAN RN BAN
Idk what i said
Reason: Capital letters
XDDDDDD
imagine waking up wolf
Aite so youre a straight male gotcha
wait today? lol, who got muted and what did they do x)
I sure Hope i do
No not this guy lmfao
@blazing cave but he can still communicate via reactions tho
🤓
LOL... well I mean that was a matter of time, hes too based too often
got muted for throwing red pills
xP
I dont think i will
Honestly i respect a man thats muted for such reasons
Reason: Capital letters
can we ban wolf
The red pill is for insecure emotional cuckolds who like being told that they are completely undesirable
Nah we ( dont ) need it
Do you use twitter?
No
huh? with how you talk I thought you were pro red pill thumb
Why?
I love the color blue best color
Both based colours
I like dark crimson
One is just slightly more
purple is also kinda coolio
well, I guess it all depends on your definition of redpilled tho @rough quartz
Orange also
orange = naruto
red is WORST
Tru
it's the color of blood, rage, pain and moderator role has it too
Same thing all of em
Untrue
Moderator = pain
wdym untrue
You seem like a noob
real
Red pretty cool
Red is trash 
fr
wrong
Slight disagreement
Slight donot caretism
wtf when I turned that on I got an ad for that tacobell cheesy burrito
Woah
tacobell is always watching you, they want your money
tacobell when they failed twice in mexico
real
oh cool I am veteran now
Woah hi!
green to purple
I surrender officer......
BEFORE A FIGHT
your right ear will really like this

Girl kisser
What
@valid jay can you confirm?
whyd u bring up star trek
that's star trek moron
star trek has light sabers and shit
what is
tf u on
that's the spinoff of star trek idiot
pedo?
What
explained it too many times
who is a pedo
if i say names GSC will cry because im accusing one of their loved OG people of doing very bad things
dm me it
its old news
heyo finnish, you keep it up all ill have to get you for slander bud
see you later
youve been talked to already about this lol
Woah
https://twitter.com/TheJoeySwoll/status/1618431647757766656
Guys remember how religious people were made fun off for wanting separate spaces for men and women? 
Talking to someone at the gym doesn’t mean they’re hitting on you and EVERYTHING doesn’t need to be posted on social media.
94437
7349
☕
☕ indeed
me irl
what
Sarcasm (i hope)
Proof
can't post gore sorry
Woah
you car in wrong spot
oh hey you're a veteran now congrats 
Woma moment
two xrays down
Astolfo♥️ ♥️ ♥️
Fake
LOL
based
And you still claim you're not a pedo after posting stuff like that
that guy on the other phone 
I hope she got kicked from the gym, she looks like a barracks bunny type of girl
claim?
deny
what did he post
cant deny what isn't true
We do a little EKG on the dog
wut
markipliers dog
(he was like "what da hoomans doin"
Sadly we couldn't get an EKG out of him
do you have one of those cool as thing with the paper or just a pc
oh
well atleast you know whats for dinner
wait no im sorry the paper thingy was another thing
mixed it with it in my head 
Yesterday i went to my workplace to chill with my coworkers friends, since there was a dog of our friend we decided "Hey, why not doing a 4 leads EKG on a dog?"
Then we took Lifepak 12 (my beloved) and tried it out
Didn't work
epic fail
Then we just started joking around using Lifepak 12 as a weight for some GYM workout as a joke, lifting it
(it weights 18 kg and it's more expensive than you)
@lone tusk I gave in Tachenko's PDA
all I need to do is get duty to protect Hermann right?
and you being a midget couldnt prolly even lift it lmao
I am probably stronger than you
youre like what, 5'2?
I started doing GYM again after the incident, 6 days straight to the GYM
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If you still don't get the achievement it's bc your run was bugged
You found a used one
oh theres a 2.5k one
big guys who think they are tough cause they weightlift when you pull out the blicky 🔫 
Search for Lifepak 15
It's around 35k
Also, depends
You can customize it depending on your needs
Like, ours can do pacing too
you said lifepak 12 now its lifepak 15, so you were either lying or trying to flex on me with boring tech
Wack 🤡
We have that one too but didn't used it
funni
Skill issue 
lifepak 15 for 8k dollars
i dont really care, its medical stuff. if it wasnt expensive you italianos would be doomed
pff
Stout Shanko for 2 refined
We have the 35k one, depends on the features
Hi Comrade
'Sup
How are you doing, friend?
Funky
and youre just italy, i wonder what the finnish ones have
For you? Nothing

lel finland also uses lifepak 15
you got da Vinci at your hospital?
i see so youre flexing about nothing that we dont have
They probably do, Lifepak is a gold standard for emergency equipment
Hai<3
now that i look at these, i was trained with some 1k dollar lifepak
Oh, so they still haven't taken care of the trash
There's no hospital in Vinci, but no jokes, we are near Vinci
i dont even remember much about the training
if you get a heart attack infront of me thats a rare L for you
no I was talking about that surgery thing
Da Vinci
you think some pizzamakers can afford one
xD
Let's see how many Fireflies you have, however
Yeah well should've thought about that
Lifepak is the brand, you were trained in using an AED probably with a training Lifepak dummy, but the ones we use (Lifepak 12, 15, 20) are manual defibrillator and does a lot more stuff that you cannot do

Such as pacing
fireflies uhhh
none, wich was kinda cool to see when i was there
what dam bugs doin in the conversation doe
Oh, i don't like the OR, i like working on the field, so it's no use for me to learn that
ooh yea prolly it was smn yellow
This is what we have
we have the same thing lol
ive actually seen that somewhere
They, not you
might have been in an ambulance when i had a fishing bait stuck to my hand
then it was smn else
it was a big computer looking thingy
hello there everyone
Hello here you
nah we do lmao stop tryna gaslight me
say hi to the mfkas
i knew we would have smn you poorons have
what a weird looking boombox
some lifepak 15 the italiano was flexing on we dont apparently have but we do
you know who else is gangsta?
my mom!
If we include all the features of Lifepak 15 it would be
EKG (12 lead too) with auto analyzation of 12 leads
AED and manual defibrillator
Pacing
Possibility to add all counts of drugs during ALS
Vital parameters check (blood pressure, heart rate, saturation, body temperature, respiratory frequency, FiO2/PaO2/CO2
Possibility to automatically or manually send all the info to a server (requires a SIM card)

my phone has a sim card omg i have a lifepak 15
Of course they do have it, but you don't, and you don't know how to use it

yea i dont and you dont either, your station and ambulance prolly has one
i didnt get to see it 
i just saw muslce man and some blue thing
You can manually cook meat, 500J discharge, hmm.....
I have the chance to use it 
Well, i paid it with my taxes
Healthcare workers and military when they realize they are paying themselves through taxes
skill issue, cry me a river

Imagine not paying and refuse being an NPC
Imagine paying 50 bucks for an IV
im algerian i dont use bucks
how do you camo in wot?
pay gold
i tried to but never found it in the shop
its decoration
demoman punch
I told shulga to give people to Hermann and I got no achievement
You're not worth to join duty😔
Reason: Capital letters
Talked to Hermann and got nothing
My tip is to do all duty quests one after the other, bc if you do like the yar quest while helping duty, your reputation with duty will decrease
I did the Yar quest at the beginning
Talked to my friend, he said I'm black 😔
What else do I gotta do?!
I dunno just do all the duty quests in sequence
... except Morgan's PDA?
I did no Freedom quest during duty quests
No, this one too
Ffs...
Nah, the yar quest already give freedom reputation
So what I gotta kill some to gain rep from duty?
And the morgan pda is a turning point bc you will help duty to take back his stash by killing freedomers
Is the achievement rep based or quest based?
If you directly aid duty by killing freedomers your reputation with duty will go up
Aha so killing freedomers in duty combat raises rep to the faction?
I think is based on your reputation with them
Too much reputation you get the achievement
I remember one guy said he didn't need Morgan's PDA
On the morgan pda quest
Only there? Not anywhere?
But if you help injured dutyers you rep with duty will grow up too
You got a maid outfit
Now wear it
I really dunno, bc on my play duty never atack freedom, bc i always kill all freedomers on sight
I attacked freedom and now I can't enter Yanov
Coz I attacked them near it lol
You need to learn the wise technique to atack them when they are attacking zombies
where should I look for the dutyers that are in combat?
I dunno, just keep exploring until you hear gunshots
Shit
imagine buckets becoming the earth currency
damn grandpa is the richest man ever if that happen
They make the best budget drives Period
this is a real scale?
100 euro 2 terabytes?
Yup it’s legit
you just made my day
totally
lmao this is funny
Expected the band on the wheels to pop off
the door stopper is mightier than the ruski MBT
Imagine thinking you can buy health (packs)
And brazil got leper
Brazil >>>>>
@lament zealot Where have you been this past week
exactly
@lone tusk Progress on the Sylkyest Edition?
trying to catch a case here
What
Me and barney finished the new duty/military/freedom models
I need some ideias for more gopniks and neutral models
And before that i think i gonna make a freedom beret or something
idek anymore
mood
Mood
Why doesn't @lone tusk have Content Creator role yet, BS rules
@runic glacier too he is helping me creating cool models too
And @cinder crag are making stalker song covers
it's the COCK team
Cock Time
pirated version yeah 
im working on pirating the latest version
its gonna be sweet because with the new one ill have all sorts of realistic instrument plugins


Yeh i do
hey im alive, been in Florida at my Dad's trying to catch up on life stuff
My cabin in Maine is way more STALKER than Florida

:)
Soooooooooooo what DAW you use @cinder crag
Oh
Mfer stole FL from the Somaliland web shops
Catch up? What, you had your gearbox broken? Power shifting issues? Stupid navigator? Wrong pace notes? Lack of recce proved bad?
These people are out of their mind, they give garbage, but expect to be paid 80 for the base version of the game and 105 for deluxe? Hell no 
(Forspoken)
Fangame based on the famous Simpsons segment "Steamed Hams". Released by Neodement in 2022.
:(


????
Forspoken PC version on steam
game about black people?
eh brain shit and programming bootcamp
Programmers life is all about goddamn brackets and shit
No idea how you can even cope with that
Brackets, slashes, shit
i havent been lol, got in to a competitive bootcamp and then had an existential crisis
Mother....
now im brutally behind
No, it's all about long socks and apron, I'm a programmer

also living in a cabin without plumbing in a Northern climate and going to school is funny
I thought programming was all about the yoinking code from the internet, then changing it a little bit to fit your needs... and then get depressed trying to fix all the errors that inevitably occur one way or another 😂
apartment in pripyat >>>> anywhere else
yup, i think once you do it long enough but yeah just knowing "how to think like. a programmer" and not really coding.. also uhh AI is about to f shit up
You said it, wait for chernobyl rent boom to get money
is pripyat gentrified yet
hi guys
Programming has to be for people who tend to be locked in their own reality without any means to remove the extra comments to unlock the path to the outside

Jagdpanzer IV/70 behind the Strv 
Literally me
Cat
how to fit in with the linux community
i have ptsd from that music
hai<3
Eww i hate linux, i can't play games there
you can but its difficult
Ewww
it's gotten better with vulkan support
Linux good, developers bad
but yeah i just run windows on my pc and have a macbook, not based
Linux bad, my random projects on windows great
do you use blender
Yeah, why?
how can i make it look more smooth
why has wolf given me 3 flames i dont want to be a ecologist
I make some models
I don't make animations
its not aniamtion its just rigs
you will be an eco and you will like it
You are so wrong

I dunno, if i use a different armature the game will not recognize and will give a random crash
So i work with the game base armature
as in how the file is stored? (.obj .fbx ect)
no i just downloaded the models off of the internet, i dont have the brain power to dig through stalker files
You need the xray plugin to open the stalker base files
is there a video tutorial on it
Theres one but it's in russian
what the
can you send it anyways
just make memes
No
WOAH
but i'll consider that as a future career
Imma go put a bounty on this dude
https://disk.yandex.ru/i/T-emeVky_YnaOQ
GitHub - PavelBlend/blender-xray: STALKER (aka xray-engine) import/...
https://github.com/PavelBlend/blender-xray
ty
not gay stalker porn...
don't create high hopes.
freedom x bloodsucker
i gonna hunt down all those sinners to the grave
that wouldn't work...
you are a dutyer you are supposed to kill freedomers.
Duty is not just about kill freedom, duty is about to purge the world
Whathell
from what?
mutants? the zone? when you purge the zone there will be no stalker you know that?
They kill people who disagree with them
even more then monolith xd
Purge the world from sin you filthy sinner
everybody does that in the zone
No
Duty has too much of that cult vibe yah know
Whole deal is run under fear of the unknown
Would rather destroy then understand
well the leader is a military that hates the military
perfect super villan
No
👎
I side with freedom cus there not duty
ecos ≠ scientists
🤝 
≠
🤝
🤝 
Making the world a better place

I kinda hope stalker 2 goes into more detail on what exactly humanity has done with artifacts
Like what kinds of technology have they invented
It's funny how freedom actually had a war with mercs in CS and was described to attack science expeditions in SoC
but then they retconned them to be less based in CoP
hmm true still havent finished CoP, will do when im back in a week
I think it was mentioned that some are used in medicine to cure cancer or something
that wasn't a war... we just got paid too good 
And also the gauss cannon
But like
Something like anti gravity might be achieved using gravity artifacts
That would be cool
I remember Roadside Picninc mentioning potential use of artifacts for WMDs
most realistic use in a shit world
Until someone thinks it's a good idea to poke at noosphere elsewhere
nah just looked it up
In it they talk about how using technology to make artifacts even more potent
That would be a cool thing for stalker
As far as we know technology to do so was lost
USS got the docs from COP
Stalker 4 in USA would be a wild concept
They even made some prototypes
Survarium 2
In Italian dub Degtyarev is an American agent

@void kelpsmoochin time
Detroit
woopsie sowwy!! i accidentally beached my cwuise ship!! driving a boat is so hawwwd!!
Enjoy your food
I finally got to Pripyat
i feel sick
With a Bulat... instead of PSZ-9D...
what game?
tampicraft
he got access to a closed beta
only cool people can play tampicraft
pripyat in tampicraft is depicted as a sprawling metropolis
🙂
better that way
the chickussy
stalker
Sdalger
what the frick?
COP obv
@lone tusk
Clear Sky Pripyat was better
a cutlet assembly, with 2 chicken legs, 2 turkey wings and a prawn with 2 small cramberries
CS
can say the same
why? I just played stalker lost alpha... Haven't I suffered enough?
Smooching.
Time.
Ok frick it
I can have an interaction with you
only if I can have kids
Based
IDk
I don't think so
Mfw no vasim slander 
aw man im not in there... 
Säkkijärven polkka
Where the real slander at, tho
finnska
da
That's why it needs an update.
1 month
I want to have kids with the person I'll love
then date fertile women
Aye, I will
Tomorrow I am finally going to finish my trilogy playthrough
time for Metro then
per"son" 💀
maybe so, maybe so
this is a hormon for girls...
Average Fallout 4 player:
We got a scientist here
why would the scientists take estorgen?
W-w-w-well, y-you see, he a-a-actually has a Merc role 🤓
I’ll kick you in the taint
@Nozar
Reason: Capital letters
Cus
Why not
You spelled wrong.
@valid jay that dude is calling you
*her
YESSS
Hi
Femboy
Helllo

Troll
NozAr
What's up
Its spelled deez nutz 🤓
Heyyya
Wake up
Hai:3
hey
Ligma balls
A-a-are you a f-f-fem -boy? 
Yes
Hot
Hai
Talk louder
🤓
Awww thankie
Man, I miss the old STOC
Joe mama
🤓
WOAH
Hm?
Monsta
which flavor?
Heart explodes
That dude got too many anime emotes
Yellow alert
Yellow alert
Prepare the nukes for pacifism
🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓
Difficult question. I guess it depends on my mood. I like the ultra rose one
🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
Then stop working out 
Reason: Bad word usage
Good job wolf
👍
Huh, Wolf being based for once?
How rare
I forgot your can’t swear here
Duck
Duck
if you have a skill issue that is
you guys know fishmans
it's a great band check them out
Dudes who like to wear fishgimp suits for orgys or like the mythic monster?
the band
No

do you know Kiraw?
no
listen to them it's good
Me too
Woah
Hold on hold on
are we glossing over this?
Do you like anomaly, friend? Everybody here likes anomaly
😜😜
I like one of his songs.
808s and goth bit* ***
ill listen to it
I do... more then Lost Alpha and more then CS and CoP

Shiiiiuuuu stfu
Depends
Congrats
Fishnet wearer
And gamma? Anyone here likes gamma either
I never played nor do I intend
So you play anomaly only ?
i dont like it, generic phonk with raspy male voice to get the teen girls horny
I know where this is going.
thank you
<333333
Ngl, that Monolithian from CoP who cracked his skull open with only a single bash against the wall seems to have a good point 
I GOT ONE THEM
BRING THE TORTURE TOOLS
CLEAR SKY ON THE BANDITS FACTIONS RUN
Reason: Capital letters
you all talk crap about anomaly but you know that stalker 2 is gonna be a sequel to anomaly
I’ll cum
No I won't
sinner
It's not that hard actually considering that you can only join bandits after completing Agroprom story section
The only music I listen to is industrial machinery exploding in an infernal blaze that will take the lives of exactly 239 workers in the eastern regions of China on October 19th
FPS muchn't
old news
Lets make a mod where you wake up as a bandit on the dark valley and all you got is a pmm with 10 bullets, if strelok kills you , you will reincarnate as a Somalia kid

Well that is alright.
The brain scorcher turns stalkers into femboys
What mod you playing?
Woah
Sissy hypno
Impossible.
If so I would go more often near lab X16
No, they become necoarcs
To be fair, they do look like most femboys I know
I’m sorry daughter
Dead btw
"Tarkovvv is realisticcc"
based
Tarkov is scary...
Also Tarkov: PMC is uncapable of running for 10 meters with a 25kg gear
Also Tarkov again: PMC gets shot and loses stamina
How is this man
*russian government
Yes, the more DS a game is, the better 
Peaky Blinders = Most Gay show ever
So, i was trying to found necoarc warcrimes and theres a bunch of Syria war tragedy comics but i got this
NecoArc goes to the hornyjail
Bri’ish moment
atheadax slander when?
STOC Slander first
I have to collect funni meem template
Fake
just search on youtube or smthing
@lone tusk any more? im almost at funny_cat_40.png
My honest reaction:
Das ist gut
Nein ist es nicht.
Sei Leise!!!
Even though I’m really self-aware, I feel like you guys could come up with something savage/clever
Expecting us to fulfill your promises
i could make a quotes slander but it would just be full of derek, tampico, and quartz
Guys how do I check if I can type
NecoArc goes postal
unless i included quotes from other servers like this gem
Atheadax explaining why she’s married to a fictional man twice her age
You're not the only woman married to him
"Not the only person"
Tremor is lgbttttahq8ejd+++++88888887
we need a more member oriented video imo
a en_offtop slander video 
that would be fun
you?
me?
Where the real one?
Fake asf
women 
you
Youn't
Atheadax when it’s been 5 minutes and hasn’t thirsted for tremor:
Don't worry theres no woman here, only wish granter illusions to take us off the duty holy path
Me waking up late and walking into class during the last 30 seconds
im safe now
Me seeing #💬┃en_offtop after the collapse of the zased STOC
i just dont go lol
Slow down girl, I didn't know you were into necrophilia
Can I have your sign on your photo?
Atheadax trying not to be a misogynist (atheadax is already female)
"𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤, 𝘸𝘦'𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘣𝘶𝘳𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶..."
wait wrong game
No way, if you're girl what is your favorite color?
Black
also you when somebody questions healthieness your obsessions https://www.stalker2.com/_nuxt/videos/assets/video/03.webm
See, you're not a girl, you're a fren
To be fair, black is the collection of all colors into one 
red>>>>
Damn.
clear
Purple Gang
Red makes me feel funky
Dirty.
As it does to Tremor 
is there anymore of the Ultimate edition floating around? i want one
You can probably pirate it 
Did you really ask that in the offtop ?

eh
i would say brown is
I just got here
white is.
Black is
Red is
Am i not allowed to ask that?
Try here #⭐┃nospoilers_general
Can you please rephrase that lmao
You can, but here is full of trolls like me
latina is
You are, check out #🖤┃s2-pre-order, although I don't see why you'd want to pre-order this game 
Pizza Tower is a fast paced 2D platformer inspired by the Wario Land series, with an emphasis on movement, exploration and score attack. Featuring highly stylized pixel art inspired by the cartoons from the '90s, and a highly energetic soundtrack.Peppino Spaghetti, a surprisingly agile and powerful fat balding italian, is on a mission to destroy...
$19.50
208
make me
Genuine skill issue, ngl
is it out yet?
It released,go play it man
Pizza include?

Yes
zamn
It zased
It looks so good
It ams so good
HELP
Based Wario Land 4 clone
whathell
You've already undone yourself
I posted that photo because I thought it was really funny but apparently it’s my whole page
I've undone myself by playing Sonic colors.
Play Sonic Heroes, it's the best one

just realized it's tumblr
Fact approved by Ukrainian government ^
-Bad cop
Tumble makes me look bad
What's a "government"?


