#💬┃en_offtop
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Holy Shit the internet is fast 
WHY ON GOD?
Reason: Capital letters
@candid cloud
I assume it's going to be another case of people not saying anything
I guess it will.
TOO MANY BRICKS JUST STOP
Reason: Capital letters
4chan?
no
What are they talking about?
-strelok is french
-the monolith is real
-bloosucker xxx pics

You, with that one modder.
Dafuq
hot robot lady
who?
asked
didn't
exactly
Leave the guy alone, I asked.
sheeeit
cares
@cinder crag 
alright so in the trailer there are these robotic ballet dancers
Jesse, wtf are you talking about?
you asked!
I asked the Me guy, not you.
damn
STOP
NAH.
virus.exp
It's just andre
yeah virus thats what i said
You on the right, and that guy in burnout hints on the left.
This reminded me the i accidentally created a virus when i was working with flash data. I manage to create a script that keeps accumulating functions to the point that he makes the whole ram works and none of the functions actually finishes
wich is the best burnout btw
If he doesn't give me an answer
Paradise
the glory of the black hand
of nod
damn i gotta redownload it
Paradise it is.
OLD
Well.
GO WITH OLD
Reason: Capital letters
LITERALLY DIE WOLF
Reason: Capital letters
Just stay with the old one.
DIE
damn he actually killed him
If you want, you can install both.
@simple sage
Do your work, janny
@simple sage
Get blocked, nerd
I'll laugh if the remaster will work fine for him.
what kinds consequences we talking about?, ruining the experience or?
ah is broken
For Crimson.
I will literally go on a rampage
ima do both, old first
Download the remaster.
He wants to screw you over, don't download the remaster
Well, there's not that much difference, just location and new cars.
ima do both then
Remaster is better in theory, but just in theory
That too.
And how exactly do you plan on doing that?
i got ways
Png pictures of women.
exactly
Not the same
@urban coral , THAT GUY JUST DIED.
Reason: Capital letters
i got a better way, and is for anyone really
Ayo wat
Go on, ask in a modding chat.
Using Chornobyl/Chernobyl to power up cars. Good idea or great idea?
wich guy
Duder went offline, is all
who
That means he died.
Nice
The "helper".
all of us?
i thought u were gonna pull a muscleman joke
that woulve been more based
No, but do you know who's also based?
you know who else is based?
my mother!
My mom
Me.
Nah, you broke my game
Damn. But yeah.
Give me the code, I'll appreciate it.
yall i heard there is a secret role from this, any help i can get on where to start?
It was already solved
iirc you send some message to someone or something
Elhant guy.
yeah
Type about this to him.
without screenshot?
And answer two questions, which will confirm that you are a "nerd".
With.
is there a timer for these questions?
Nope.
so i can take my time
It was already solved though 🤨
i dont mind a new role
You won't get one
Well, if you get that thing, you can get a role for doing it.
Bruh how, it was solved
how am i supposed to solve that writing, looks like ancient greek letters i dunu
Just send it.
@candid cloud
I will literally TORCH that guy if he actually means that as an answer
elhant is a person or a bot?
A person.
ah ok, thanks btw
But he's a poop.
Death.
Holy water mortars and flames!
Good thing I'm a realist
what i see: 2 cups of water, 2 cups of water that magicaly apeared from the magician's cloth

Fr
based Israel moment
Hella
me doing a rags to riches run on stalker and I see a lone bandit
Or france/turkey
true
Lmfao
Short people be like
The pyro just...
💀
gooooooooood morning night city
why cant i favourite
gif
Discord trash
@sharp moss ask for the playtest
hope its not microtransaction hell when it releases 🙏
yhea go to their steam page and ask to be let in
I hope they fixed the issues with account unlike their last playtest
Nah not interested
If CoH2s artstyle looked off CoH3 looks like it came out of looney tunes
isn't that one of those number stations intro?
No clue, I'd love to know where that's from

Fr
Bro i got metro from her


New anomaly hd models ¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿
Post more memes
Payday 2 Official Soundtrack Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxDh5x6BZY8cpIiThmuJTyrugMHqrvJTP
Payday 2 Soundtrack Playlist (Anticipation Phase Only): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxDh5x6BZY8eP9NmFNhEUKvuc8HTidaD3
Payday 2 Soundtrack Playlist (Assault Phase Only): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxDh5x6BZY8d5xLX...
love payday music

@valid jay help this dude queen
Reason: Bad word usage
haha nub
wtf
context or back story?, if it breaks the server rules send in dms
This would be good*
But i think we need mod supervision
he aint in the server nah, i dont think, i searched and no one with that name is in here
@shy narwhal HELP I DUNNO WHAT'S IS GOING ON, HELP WE NEED A ADULT
Reason: Capital letters
Kuro is okay
!ban @indigo merlin harassment
🚫 Kuro [EN/ITA], you can't use that.
Hum kuro got no powers in this realm
The manual way
One moment
each one has his prefrences, no offense
what happened
I will throw you in a fire @simple sage
war!
that clears up surprisingly little
One dude post a profile of a random dude saying bad things about him
claiming hes things
Jack he's busy being happy with his work since he's just got back
pffff ahahahahahahaha
im saving this one
Nooo the flame barrel noooooo
i wanna know why
hahahhaa
hes allways like that
Me too
He was at home because he had corona
hope hes well
He is
Pink Monolith
No
👍inclusion
Monolith limited edition pride flags, inclusion!
yo what did I miss?
nothing useful
New anomaly* ¿¿¿¿¿
Always the best way, to be honest
Allows you to instantly delete any messages they sent
Allow me to help
Heck Wolf
All my homies hate Wolf
In mobile sucks though
Takes too much time
Mobile wack, didn't use to be wack
@candid cloud burnout is good
they just summoned me and proceeded to do nothing
some sigma grindset right here
Cry about it
Rule 40, no dump meme posting
What is the rule 34?
Something good
It is
Here

what game is that
the game is
what stalker mod
It's from one of those vids from that Nikolai guy
i am not dumb to not notice the entrance to the warehouses
dude who slept for a year?
i dont now
He's still sleeping
ye
true
Not sure where to put this but my heartfelt condolences about your loss of a friend and coworker and to all the losses resulting from Russian aggression.
what
He means from the Ukraine war
I haven't been alerted of any deaths after Volodymyr tho so
who is he talking to
GSC
Think they're just trying to send vibes to devs
@bitter hearth Smh
bruh
This isn't reddit tho
possible mission
has this discord gone through a super sus phase
even better the second time
no not yet
My country was only found bc india exist and the Portuguese guys are really bad with maps
many of the funnies lately have been from here
because the other really funny discord banned me
you should post daily funny screenshots
a few of them arent from here though
It's penguan open print storage day?
hell yeah
screenshots have been scarce lately
make a compilation video
stalker discord slander
With my little dark age song
or the bandit radio
ill need to take more to make a funny video
Bandit radio orchestra cover
im on it
oh its an actual song?

so then should i still work on my arrangement
i actually started doing it @lone tusk
I reached 1.000.000 views on my videos, so this is my "thank you" answer!
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Clear Sky - Bandit Radio (cheeki breeki song) Orchestral version by Armesto. Classical Hard bass amirite.
Support me on Patreon!: https://www.patreon.com/armestomusic
Also on Soudncloud: https://soundcloud.com/aarmesto/cheeki-breeki-bandit-radio-orchestral...
i was going to make it in the style of the clear sky song but with more instruments, not anything like that one 
I could use your version on my game 
👍
seems reasonable
I never eat one in my life
There must be pickled something down there


the one guy in africa:
imagine trying to stargaze there
Faked
That's 45 floors
I wish it was
Location?
Moscow
That's evening or night
Москва, Северное Чертаново, ЖК «Авеню 77»
It really exist
Is this not GSC discord?
It's not GSC discord, It's STALKER discord. Difference matters.
@cinder crag random ping
Let's drop the act
Reddit is better than Twitter
I even seen Bill Gates make a post on it
Morning
goodnight babe

im going to bed
Let's drop the act
Huh?
No idea what you on about
You said it's GSC's discord and I proved you wrong, nothing wrong about that
Good morning Lars<3!
Uhh
Heart attack
Ah nah not you specifically to be clear
It was made for the Leaflit server. There was a joke accusing her of having an armpit kink cause of some eye trackers troubles on stream.
The girl showing off her arms is a friend of hers and is part of her company.
Have I said something offensive to drop anything?
you offended me!
Tampicover
no I meant everyone overall
what are you talking about
All good
You can only find degenerates in certain subreddits
I was tryina figure as well
all of reddit is degeneracy
Twitter too?
yes
Looking at it now, yeah it seems like I am meaning you
me?
Krezzin 🙂
me.
Hold up
No, Krezzin I mean
me.
DAMN IT
kitty
Nothing special
Just Kek or cringe
Because I am bored out of my mind
Cringe
Kek
Kek
Kek
Poor dog tho
Snow inside the train
Damn
he couldnt handle the cringe
Kek
Jesse the chicken jesse
Hello, chat
:3
Hai<3
How are you doing?
Im fine, You:)?
I'm good
Great to hear
I forgot my phone at home. Because of this, I had to go back. And I was late for work. But in general, I'm doing well.

Reason: Bad word usage
Reason: Bad word usage


why did they put favorites star on the left side now, discord on their way to change things that dont need changing
Good question

Kill it they are just an anomaly
Strv-103C best camping tank
Svensk stridsvogn
Where you going
I’m putting my money on he furry
If they can afford fur suits then by god can they win a fight
Not you.
Simply wrong
Me
Not me moment
My weak ass could not carry a person
L
Oh no:(
I didnt mean it
A hug and lets be frens?:3
Sweden: That's it i am going to do what is called a pro gamer move
Proceeds to send swags to Ukraine
You Watch porn because of addiction.I Watch to support your mother's career
We are not the same
You want to Kiss me
Theyve been doing swag gamer moves for a while
No hug
Just frens?
What is wrong with you?
Just dont take off your mask again
keep it on to protect your life and my eyes from cancer
NOOOOO
Im sorryyyyyyy:((((
Radiation
Goodbye forever
:(
Please forgive me
Please
hello there
You lied again
a b o u t w h a t
offline for the year? CAP
i think you know what today is, ynayer
the ynayer festival
no school, no work so i decided to chill abit
Hai<3!
yeah they party i sleep its a win win
i didnt get to sleep cuz of their loud music at 3 am
sad
But not gay
Hello en_topic
Hai<3
daamn
i just found a hack tool in my pc
got my gmail hacked
guess is time to change all my passwords
he be on my back fr

cant let him catch me
Emission's response to @old nymph
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtwJvgPJ9xw
REMASTERED IN HD!
Music video by Chamillionaire performing Ridin'. (C) 2005 Universal Records
#Chamillionaire #Ridin #Remastered
Beer cat
Ceer bat

Cat_offtop
My favorite channel
🤣
Делаю вид, что еще жив, музычки вот вам подогнать придумал.
А, вам нужны оверклоки? ХОРОШО! Скоро новый апдейт и будет вам куча оверклоков! :D
К грядущему стриму всем выучить текст!
Оригинал трека - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdQKlnY1f0Q&t=47s
- Deep is where we go -
Heave, Ho for Rock and Stone
Bend your backs to take your Gold
Dark and...
ROCK AND STONE
Reason: Capital letters
Wolf You Rotten PIG

THATS A CHILD
Reason: Capital letters
Are you sure?
looks likei t
I would kick them for such misbehaving
Lol, they deleted the picture, brah.
I Made duty neutrual with bandits
i can relate
how?
how?
@candid cloud
The Ultimate Box works again 
Hella
I'll be shocked if you'll be able to play BPR.
X
Probably had to do with my internal card
Can't handle it, I assume
@candid cloud
Best Boost type and favorite car?
Unfortunately the Stunt boost and the 1st car in legendary section, it has 80 in a name.
Inb4 P80
Wait, got confused with P12
Favorite Boost type is Aggression and favorite car is probably the Thunder Shadow, Carbon Hawker second
Pretty clumsy to handle, but it's got good speed, strength and drifting
Please, come as fast as you can.
Support me: https://www.patreon.com/Surkee
Twitter: https://twitter.com/SurkeeYT
Narration by MindlessMatter: https://youtu.be/m_AmrexoZhI
Original story by sarcasonomicon: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/cokl1l/if_youre_armed_and_at_the_glenmont_metro_please/
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"Static M...
@next palm @coarse rapids this is a very good horrifying video
Not as horrifying as Elfen Lied
What what is this
watch it
Oh, now I understand why I didn't get pinged 
No
lmfao
We've got an imposter
HAHAHAHAAAAA you pinged the wrong crimson,you absolute fool
it's the anime PFP,you both have one so you attract each other

Also, you really should watch, it's 22 mins long SFM video @coarse rapids
I won't spoiler
no thanks
Your loss
"I'm feeling lucky!" Moment 
Got all cars except for the most annoying one
That one, which you can get for completing everything?
Nah, you don't get a car for completing the game
But you do get Golden cars
I only miss the Showtime one
I forgor 💀
How do you even trigger showtime?
On keyboard I don't remember, but on Xbox controller RB and LB and on the ps R2 and L2, iirc.
@urban coral .
Oh dude
Bruh
Ive seen this guys sfm, theyre really good
R button.
It doesn't work
The cellphone tower was good too
The hell?
And the weirdest gas station tape
The boys are ready
You should
Its about a guy whos brain lives so fast after medications, seconds for him are days
Even months
Im fine no thanks
More interesting than books
I doubt
I highly recommend
mhe
Good luck<3!
Never tried a Legendary Car
ive done it before but back then i was dumb, had bad equipment and only 2 cout of the 4 guys
I also like the Revenge, tbh
I see
@candid cloud
Do you have the Marked Man car, btw?
Shlerp
Open up! It's M.B.I!
Ah man, remember the guy on this server who said he liked getting pegged by his girlfriend?
Good ol' STOC times
please don't bring him back crimson
Aw
Meowmere bureau of investigation
The Stalker 2 Trailer is so Nice

Hi guys
no
it translates to zms6x#c#5
im not sure if its right
c#
@slender shore @iron canopy @reef pivot @sage furnace @chilly bobcat @near socket @gray geode
I found y'all on the Danish flag reaction on the announcement, har jeg fundet kammeraterne?
darn danes
maybe
The Danes will take over
wait you're blind????
Måske måske
bro my homie cant SEE
måske ikke? jeg ved det ik
do you play games with braille subtitles
Just wait till i ping the dudes from the trans flag reaction
Min gut 
I just click on all flags except the russian one
brormanden
Darn swedish spy!
Fr
based russian prejudice
I am Ukrainian, I am not Swedish)
Still a Spy
Ukrainian spy
I put the flag of Denmark because I just love the country, but I'm from Ukraine, not from Denmark
))
Oxa i think we're the only danes
I work for the SBU! 🫡
shieeet
Not good, but oh well i never see any Swedish reactions on the announcement so that's good
google it
no
Well, whatever.
"i have no business with the army, or the sbu"
I thank the Lord every day that I don't have to interact with Sw*dish pipo lmao
I thank the Lord there's no Finnish characters in stalker
Okay, I went to mind my own business then. Have a nice evening)
It was a reference
Zulu, from CoP
truuue
What the
You bastard
now I will have bad thoughts in my mind now
Perkele
screw you 😦
The what
Wait a second HOW and WHY did autocorrect change "Swedish" to "finnish"

thursday vibes
hope you have a spare tyre
i dont 
based, unnecessary weight
@lone tusk do i need to file a claim for my absence, boss
can the wish granter give me a spare tire
" 🤓 "
rekt

lmao
Shut up and get me the rifle i ordered from you 89 years ago
missisippi queen start to play,so does my Gauss rifle i got from lebedev
sigh Blin.
Shut up duty member
Join doodee protect the poopeee
💀
You seem to underestimate me?
You think
I am another one of those "Zealots"?
Oh I think outside of the box than the rest my friend
shut up redditor
By the power of the big blue crystal made by Walter white u will strike you with my gauss rifle
Where and when?
Pripyat
Oh please I am trying to reason
Shut up, monolithus.
You know what? I might aswell tow it down, you hate everyone and vice versa
So yeah it's less personal
gonna play SOC now then
hes a species called "trol"
bury her in the woods
Oh... so this was a troll case all along?!
I overreacted then
where to find them?
tire
Yay
Why?
Nah he's not at that mindset
kill must kill
they are found near pripyat
how i get
In a basement.
go outside
me go outside tomorrow
tied or loose
if it would be the stereotype or well the rest...
even better yet dissolved in acid
what step then
You will die
Tied.
Discussing women with en_offtop
Ok
true
Monolith on top
💀 and you won't?
aight imma head off to pripyat
bring me one too
The glorious blue rock wil guide me to victory
Curse you c-con...
hello stalkers
If i manage to survive Aston
PEEEHTRUHAAAAHHH
Reason: Capital letters
TAAAAAAAAAMPIIIIICOOOOOOOO
Reason: Capital letters
AUUUUTISM
damn wolf doesnt care anymore
your parents wont recognize your corpse
Die you loner scum
is what i would tell you at 12am today
Your parents didnt see you naked for ones so they will recongnize your body
uhm aktually that would be tomorrow 🤓
what
We have those in the monolith
im in your walls
Aight I know I'll survive Pripyat now
You know what i mean
We thank you oh monolith for giving hot tomboy gf to us
what walls
And so do I... I'll lecture you about humanity...
i dont 
i told someone the same thing and he said he has cum in his walls
Please dont use the joke
i already made that joke
im in the trunk
Nah Petruha's cool
you might get sticky in some walls
WHERE?
Damn why ;-;
lmao
nvm i just left, got hungy
bro stuck in the minions
also found @void kelp
🤨
that ur car ?
nah i stole some random guy's truck and blew the tire out on purpose
based
yeah it sucks
is it a 2 place or a 5 place truck?
idk what that menas
or seats i should say
two
fits for a group of bodies
plastic trunk good for acid
Reason: Bad word usage
oh
de-stupids
unstupid
Betruha?
buhtruha
unstupidle
Why did you type Gug in caps lol
bwuhtruha
i was playing gta sa multiplayer aka samp
mogusha
that game is nothin but chaos
then a dude mentions my old account i was like
i just spawned after 5 months in a new one
but i like it
yeah WTLS 3 RP is cool
when i am awake at night cuz game uses irl time to change from morning to night
so there is no cops not much people and i start my bulgary journey
earned 200k in just 30 min
Bought a meth lab for 100k
like a rv house
non drivable
No, you don't.
Yeah we do
Wow wrong turn plo


