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Turkish catboys
@high sail you
Why?
I don't even like cats.
they are annoying and the only purpose they serve is to smell like shit.
One of the worst traumatic scenes of my childhood
Me fr
me fr
Got a big ass
same brothar
NO
ITS ME
leg days
is this more or less heroic than arthur's ending
both are sad as shit
i dont think arthur's is that sad
i just think its badass
same with john too actually
his son replacing him does not do the role of sln father well
Well...
who else?
me
ME
What if i ride You
Yes it was probably you.
Ye
i dont swing that way
because if i swing one way i am carried the other by the weight of my ass
you wouldn't dare.
Not You dummy
Oki😈
no
Play femboy stalker
yes
tall women?
Can we get this guy laid please
Latvia and Netherlands?
japan and/or india
I knew a guy from latvia
What a asshole
short women
im celibate
i know a person from latvia
he/she is chill
what did he do to you, Feminine man?
He was an asshole
Reason: Bad word usage
L
bruh thats not allaowed??
I knew somebody from Ukraine personally.
He was an asshole too.
i thought shit was
omg bruh
i add another t and a y and thats not allowed 😔
anyway
i couldnt discern what gender they are through the bad microphone
i know two guys from ukraine one is a friendly giant and the other is an asshole
interesting
everyone i know that is not from the states has either been relatively chill or a raging asshole
with few in-betweens
Europe be like.
Who likes stalker in is from USA?
XD
Crazy
cattel
Why so many cats?
I hate cats.
i love this gif
trolled
L
Yes
fake
@high sail you
I already responded!!!!
true true
im gonna listen to korpiklaani now
Kiss me
time to play gamma and listen to the rdr2 house buidling music
why
anomaly is boring af
im surprised you are even able to listen to music while playing gamma
me no care
without getting your kneecaps blown off by some random enemy 5 miles away
im built different baby
wtf do you do for 10 min while walking to ur mision
i love fast travel 
talk to you retards
anomaly is the only stalker game i can turn on fast travel and feel perfectly fine about it
yeah cause nothing fvcking happens
no
it's fun for me
more happens when i fast travel than just walking
i wish there were more stalkers and mutants and i would play it more
i prefer not playing a walking simulator
also the fps is trash i have a 3060 i get 50 fps
LMAO
guh?
i have a 1060 and i get smooth 60
Kys discord
broken game
Reason: Bad word usage
broken pc
check the chat
i get 60 fps with 300 something mods
HOW
i get 60 fps with like 5 mods enabled
Reason: Bad word usage
thats all i need 
chad
crappy laptop that costed less that 500 bucks
fast travel makes anomaly so much less boring honestly
my fvcking gpu costs 450
i get to walk around and explore when i want to
"oooh look at my fancy computer parts"
i play on extreme settings with 358 mods
literally the only pc part i know i have is a 1060-3g
how can you get LESS than that
and an i5 cpu
thats it
wha?
im not like jack where every watt that goes through my tower gets documented
i payed 450 for MSI RTX 3060 OC
last time i checked it was very expensive
i don't look at pc part
i'll use my pc until it breaks
well i'll have to buy another hard drive
237 gb is not that much
ok
ok
i get 30 fps on tarkov
i get 120
nice
nice
googity googity goo
me
you
gamign :)
man just likes his video games
bros got all the games
hes a "gamer" as the youngins call it
drive E is my video storage drive
i should clear them out
Ew
A Sad Day "Kiryl Sergeyenko - a leader from Chernobyl, died in the fighting to defend Ukraine against the Russian invaders.
You may not recognize him from our travels, but he has worked in the zone so often that you probably missed him on our walks around Pripeta. He will be remembered as a man of small words, honest deeds. As a guide to the exclusion zone, he tried to do his job in a way that would best allow people to see what a world without people means. His photo on the left was taken at the famous stadium in the abandoned city of Pripyć.
Kiryl you were right may the zone be easy for you.
Source: Chernobyl News"
Ew
old news
M.2 SSD uwu
vs.
M.2 SUSSD

Housebuilding Song
papers please soundtrack
ayo?
wha
i saw that
im rich
@high sail do you need a sugar daddy?
BRO STOP
YOU ARE BECOMING WEIRD
Reason: Capital letters
ecouple
brain scorcher
ah ok
how do you have so little?
No thats weird
wtf is undertime slopper
23 year old woman
18 year old dude
"ive been dating my boyfriend for 3 years now" 💀
XDDD
that's illegal?
throw her ass into jail
i read the first 3 lines and knew this was gong to be good
atago is anime woman
this
kuro pfp
@void kelp look as much weird as i am lets not go to the sugar daddy stuff ok?
Bitch...
BRUH YOU ARE THE WEIRDEST ONE HERE
Reason: Capital letters
Sugar Daddy = Onlyfans
Kys
legit surprised that is where you drew the line
Yeah
Lets not
ok that is just porn bruh

HUH
what
Reason: Capital letters
ban this mf
delete that shit before kuro and/or jack reams your ass
@shy narwhal f4 posted porn
PROOF?
@high sail so about the sugar stuff
the end of the f4 saga 😔
Shhhhh
honestly cant blame him for pinging mods though
nah i still can be warned
i will commit a war crime
they also have no proof
they have like 7 witnesses
troll face walking to this goes hard
Thank You<3
ong
they gaslighting themselves
I screenshoted it
proof?
Don't you dare post that
I will not post in here
gaslighting aint real your just crazy
dm me it
i would ask kuro or jack
dont gaslight me into thinking gaslighting isnt real
Hmmm
No:)
fake
after all its their chat 

fake vs reality
me when i post NSFW
and mods see it
post again
Reason: Capital letters
Hello Me 
WHAT THE FVCK
i had this on my hard drive for about a month
Reason: Capital letters
what a good time to show up
Hi
thanks for saying something about it
porn?
no?
me agroprom
im not gay like you
ok
im clockin out of this chat for now
if F4 is still here in like 2 hours i will be surprised
i will
FINALLY something funny
mods arent in chat
where?
TALK ABOUT THE WOLF
oh no
the timing
Reason: Capital letters
lmao
oh no no no no no no
oh no no no no no no no no no no no no
you're done brother
no no no no no no no no no no
In here and he deleted it but i have proof
it was watermelonussy
im fvcked
i am traumatized
DMs
xdd
Completely
atleast you werent eating at that moment...
YES I WAS DUMBASS
Reason: Capital letters
IM EATING A KEBAB
Reason: Capital letters
great were even then 
even for what?
i was also eating since im taking a break
in my defence
kuro please execute F4 using a tokarev
was nice knowin' ya brother
i still have to be warned first
!tempmute @polar lynx 2w Posted 1 porn image
he ruined my kebab mood
hmm
Reason: Posted 1 porn image
Of course brother...
of course
ok time to eat kebab
time to jack off
L
F4 is still reacting
that's allowed when person is muted
i know
last resort in terms of communication
smoking nic sucking dick baby
Dutyer moment.
@polar lynx I'd advice not use it too much. I've been warned for "reaction spam" once
Don't worry, he will get bored, he has plenty of time to touch grass
L mods
100% better than your puny weed
are you sure?
This guy is pretty stubborn.
in 2 weeks he can get some bitches
I don't smoke weed...
I lick The Monolith.
why cats?
why not mutants?
DEADLY ANOMALIES
Reason: Capital letters
DANGEROUS MYTANTS
Reason: Capital letters
what kind
some mutants are pretty cute
Yeah don't worry, next time he will not be in this server
If he does that again
shishkebab or durner kebab
SHUT IT DUTYER
and give me one of your kebabs.
tasty
i could go for a kebab rn
either kind
bro the sign said "kebab in a tortilla"
the colombian quesadilla sausage??
same brothar
dunmer kebab?
see how much meat is on that
its spelt doner with an umlaut
but i do not have umlauts
me
döner kebab
It's Döner Kebab friend.
do german keyboards have umlauts
too bad your eating kebab and I actually love shrimps
good thing I am not using one 
damn
have yall ever seen a japanese keyboard before
they look like an insane person made them
delete this pls
why
It's Scaring the children
I mean it was made by japanese
russian keyboards are pretty straightforward at least
That is true...
they are insane.
I have one.
Based
QWERTZ the only one we need 
these look insane
It's your regular QWERTY with cyrillic symbols strapped onto every available key
Hindi keyboard
btw what was mongolian alphabet before cyrillic?
probably chinese influenced
ᠮᠤᠩᠭᠤᠯ
ᠤᠯᠤᠰ
discord does it sideways but it is actually upside down
some people learn old english
and old norse
but have people deciphered the old runes
greek is silly
huh
Anybody has a vr headset?
n ope
proto-latin?
and i mean it
then get a quest 2
Well that's the thing
they're like 2.5k złote
I have a gt 1030, some people say it's incompa-
Mieszkam w Anglii
germanic runes
then like 400-450 quid
theoretically i could try to make a sentence with this collection
Anyways, some people say it's trash for VR, won't run it at all whilst other guys say it can run certain stuff
then get a better graphics card
@void kelp does it depend on headset or what
thy sygil one aged poorly
ᛗᛋᚳᚻᛋ
Damn
search it up bud
Well... I also have a 1st gen cpu though...
Will
It is incompatible with VR, it's not powerful enough
so like a quest works fine without a pc or smth idk i dont spend hundreds on like 4 games
Good night Everybody.
The Монгол Is going to bed.
👋
Good night<3
good night brother
@void kelp this remind me that dude that don't like pitbulls
what the hell is wrong with the dude
Theres a dude here that want to exterminate pitbulls
i have a pet pittie 
It took a whole midnight conversation until i just give up after 3 messages
I meant the degenerate that threw the kitties
she bites instead of licks
Dogs are fun
👍
Yeah, one of my dogs died of poisoning back in 2013
We never catch the dude, but tree dogs on my neighborhood got killed by poisoning
makes me sad
Not a bad idea
Did you know that 68 percent of dog attacks are pit bulls?
@coarse rapids @carmine forge @cinder crag @bitter hearth Our victory is assured, men
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9EdXXC-gG8
they should stop being bred
NOT THIS AGAIN
Reason: Capital letters

me checking mentions and seeing Krezzing @ me for 100th time with something completely irrelevant to me

You don't like movie soundtracks?
I'm being poetical with the titles
Our victory on Duty, Military and whatnot is ASSURED
Whe should make a gif with that political gif but put "poetical" instead
Bruh. I'm going through 50s common & vietnam music right now. I feel 100 years old again, yey.
Suzie Q time 
i jsut wasted 20 bullest on a snork
Indeed
yes yes
idk if it can be considered movie soundtrack but every song in top gun maverick was good
NO
As a wise man once said, facts don’t care about your feelings

Songs Of Our Times: Song Hits Of 1920 by Nat Brandwynne & His Orchestra
Decca (DL 5164)
Nat Brandwynne was among several pianists who emerged as bandleaders in the ’30s, wanting to replicate the success of Eddy Duchin. Brandwynne was the most genuine, obviously, as he and mighty Duchin experienced composed a dual piano group feature in the Leo ...

i hate pitbulls
SHUT UP

ugly ass dogs

DESPITE MAKING UP 15% OF THE DOG POPULATION, PITBULLS COMMIT OVER 50% OF ALL DOG ATTACKS

Reason: Capital letters
Hey
@carmine forge that doesn’t fit my narrative
Okay I'm sorry

Actually it’s less than 15
and more than 50
🤓
damn
i was making a black person joke
Based dog owner
👍
same brothar
Pitbulls > people of colour?
You have weird logic
what?
they're cute
they are not 💀

yes they are
What do pitbulls have in common or how do they resemble people of colour?
have you SEEN a pitbull
they look like hellhounds
They are
i want to kick ot
well buddy that's your problem
Pitbulls are evil if you train them to be
i love them
👍
STOC does not promote animal cruelty
Based
just like every dog
Literally
i have wolf dogs and those mf will bite anything if you don't train them correctly
They were bred to be aggressive
most of the times you have to hit them once or twice
Pit bulls are naturally predisposed to attacking people simply because they were bred to kill each other
you know,I would want a Borzoi tbh
I dont know too much about them however
"oooh pitbulls were made to kill each other 🤓 🤓 "
That applies to us "humans" as well
nah they're just cute little puppies
My dog (that is not a pitbull): wow you toke my toy, imma gonna kill ya
What the dog, son...
Yeah if you think that we were created by a higher power
i recently got a puppy and that mf bites everything that moves and everything that doesn't move
most of the time you gotta yell at her
then she stops
that’s not the same as a man made dog breed that was intentionally bred to fight
@tiny dew
Don't you see prometheus? We are made by engineers it's all canon

Yeah they sure are

Dunno. I seen and been around pitbulls, never had issues with them
It depends on many factors
Though I seen people being brutal with them
Literally the fights part, mfers... law should be done to prevent those things from happening
idc if pitties are brutal killers or not
they are my favorite dogs and will continue to be
Same
How would you feel like if you see dogs fighting with their "owners" next to them get beaten to death with an iron pipe in the head?
they're my 2nd most favourite dogs
I mean...
same with dobermans
L
Most blood I’ve ever seen
I once have witnessed a person killing his dog with lethal blows in the head with what I said - iron pipe. I swear, if I had a gun, I would have blasted the head of this mfer and would gladly serve prison time.
One cockroach less you know
that mf sohuld be put in a mental institution
Yeah he should suffer, cuz if one takes his life, he'd be playing easy mode
no dog should be friggin killed
I don’t understand animal abusers
Let the mfer suffer the worst ways possible
Not like that
sup guys
i hate chihuahuas
Dogs that brutally maul people are obviously going to be euthanized
and i wouldn't do that to them
Yeah it’s an animal
if they attack someone? ok
No person in their right mind would do that
Inner anger. They don't have the balls to face their anger and cause they weak, they don't express it on other people. Rather on animals who have no means to protect themselves, verbally or physically.
but not for existing
That's my understanding of animal abusers
Of course
Animal abusers are potential terrorists anyway. Today they kill a dog, the next day they stab a person on the corner of the street
Simple as that
one moment they step on a bug
the other they're mailing pipe bombs to CEO's and executives of large companies
and then they write a manifesto
Volodymr Ezhov was a great S.t.a.l.k.e.r 
Can't derail already derailed train @unreal merlin

you can't unmolest the thanksgiving turkey
true
why can he swear
ok never mind

bruh she looks like a frozen chicken
Teeth
she looks like the chicken folk from the movie about that scientist that turned weathers into food
also where the ex president abraham lincoln got creampied
Hold up everyone, I'm about to drop the oldest track anyone dropped here...
Percy Hemus with Orchestra – Face To Face
Baratone Solo with Orchestra Accompaniment
Written by Herbert Johnson (1861-1904)
78 RPM audio transfer from Bowness Arts' collection of vintage records.
(Recorded at 33rpm, click reduction using Audacity)
Label: His Master's Voice 16674 (Canada)
Format: Shellac, 10", 78 RPM
This Side: Percy Hemus – Fa...
1906!!!
I believe, RCA Victor's first ever release
What a jam
...don't call me old!
grandpa
This is triumphant
ok
Don't "ok" me, boy. Let the chat roll.
thank you F4 for this amazing gif
reminds me of the african guy getting chased by a tribesman
Marked one whathell 
They got banned?
no
he will be back
he got muted for 2 weeks
Noooooo
muted for a week for posting nsfw
Marked one whathell 
Its was really porn or just one of those anime girls with big barrancas?
porn
Can you guys send it to me? I'm asking for a friend just curious
aint no WAY i was screenshotting that
what even was in the image?
if somebody has betterdiscord they might still see it
i dont even know honestly
it was anime porn but instead of the chick being white or smth she was just a watermelon
does betterdiscord allow for seeing deleted messages or something?
yes
Could send it to me? For science
only reason p[eople use it imo
hmm
ive heard its worse than regular discord in every other regard except that
i might give it a try
For france
The mods are always doing that here
lol
1984
oh yeah the risk
🤨
😎
Nothing is safe bro, the walls THE WALLS
Smack that wall, mfer
https://youtu.be/ZROSqpnFcVw
@cinder crag my YouTube videos before i learned lua
I grew up playing ace combat 2 I always thought it was a game with a lot of potential, but with the advent of ps2 my head exploded with ace combat 4, then 5 and zero (the last one I have a special affection for), games for which I have so much appreciation I decided to make this amateur tribute, I hope you like it :)
"Focus. Control. Convicti...
Sylky channel leak?
been thinking about trying out the ace combat ps2 gmaes
The holy ps2 trilogy
👍
But is really fvcked up to emulate it
Hold on
In this video, I go through the graphical settings available in the PCSX2 emulator and how to optimize them for Ace Combat 04, 5 and Zero.
►PCSX2 dev builds - https://buildbot.orphis.net/pcsx2/
►PCSX2 basic setup guide - https://pcsx2.net/config-guide/official-english-pcsx2-configuration-guide.html
►No Interlacing Codes - Original Thread - http...
We need to update the guide when the pcsx2 1.7.0 come out kkkkkkkkk
LIKE THIS WILL EVER HAPPEN
Good news stalkers, I will be staying up all night and into the day tomorrow in an effort to correct my mentally unwell and questionable insomniac sleep schedule
Going to clean and try to finish CoP
he's literally me
You fix license plates?
yes
Mine is past due for inspection, can you fix the sticker on the license plate to say 2023
DESTROY EVERY BUILDING
Reason: Capital letters
my nuts
Hello im back
my landmates dog is named little boy but he pretty much goes by titty boy or TB
An accurate depiction of life in the Zone.
Roadside Picnic (English Translation):
https://thomas-hersey.wiki.uml.edu/file/view/Roadside%2BPicnic.pdf
Cheap STALKER Copies (Steam or GOG.com):
https://www.g2a.com/
Grab it on GOG: https://af.gog.com/game/stalker_shadow_of_chernobyl?as=1630110786
Send Sseth Shekels: https:...
I skimmed two seconds, he said to play soc, cop, cs in that order and was wrong about the difficulty lol
Bruh
I have pigeons to feed
They come at 8
you aged violently
Rate the new pfp.
oh i gotta feed the birds at the park
Old magazine photo of tsoi
No shit, pigeons come on my window every day at 8 am so I can feed em
hopefully martha will be home when i come back
(has dementia and forgot martha died four years ago)
idk who you are
You have names for the different pigeons?
How do you name like 10-11 pigeons, lol
lol i don't know just curious
maybe there's one with a spot or something you call spot
Nah they all look identical but boy, them angry dudes are up to killing each other at times
Like fighting who eats it all
Shit's funny to watch
racist!!
they dont all look the same!!
Yeah pigeons are funny, city chickens
And won't go away if you don't go away, like if you're there acting like doing something they stare at ye literally begging for food
Like I said, I used to own birds so I'm used to feeding em all no matter if on the street or shit
Well colouring wise they do look different on the feathers
But just that
Is there a discord server related to Cossack games like Cossacks European Wars?
I’m playing as Ukraine but I can’t build towers and I’m being spammed with constant ferries
Russian one basically
I can link it if you need
Ferries are easy
Spam grenadiers on them
Musketeers in front, grenadiers in the middle and archers behind
Yes please
Ukraine doesn’t have those troops
When they use ferries on me they usually have musketeers, 1-3 howitzers and calvary, and sometimes pikemen, my issue there is mostly calvary and pikemen
Hai<3
I’m just gonna start a new game, its hard playing as Ukraine
sup with my morning eu stalkers
Good morning<3
hoi
Hai^^
nice home
Hi
Hand grenade prank
Burnout Paradise, if drivers weren't disappearing.
Firecracker
You
ok i go back to scary x8 now to fix my insomnia
Kratos versus Pit. Kratos is Greek.
I originally made this and posted it on Jan 31st, 2021 on my iFunny. Since a clip from it seems to be swimming around here, I thought I’d just post the full version for, uh, entertainment purposes…
My insta: MrChowChow.if
https://www.instagram.com/mrchowchow.if
My iFunny: MrChowChow
https://ifunny.co/user/Mr...
X8 (femboy laboratory)
Uhh what
what gloop
I like Chili
You cannot handle high testosterone games apparently. Your body fat will remain in your belly and chest and never transfer into your gizmo.
A car from FlatOut 2?
what about high estrogen games
@carmine forge What are you doing there?
Can you recommend some high testosterone games for me? Just finished all achievements run in elden ring, but it doesn't feel testosterone enough for me.
When I'm tired of missing my infiltration phase for the 20th time in a game.
Trepang 2 demo
Dude ive been waiting forever
Still no release, i even unlocked the cheats on hard mode
rage mode run?
Yea
Streets of Rage 4
Based
Huuuuu,what do you usually play
WT, just unlocked the Tunguska so im just playing customs and taking a break from the long grind
Thinking of buying oculus 2 instead of upgrading my pc
I know the 2060 can take the coming games
Also ill save like 600+ euro
Gonna take the bus brb
Get StalCraft Kel lmao
Tuxedo cats are awesome
They look like they're always making the :3 face
Cat posters need to be subjected to napalm bombings, perhaps when your flesh chars you will realize how unfunny you are 
My guy you post pictures of women who are absolute creeps
You are exactly the same if not worse
Cope, seethe, dilate etc etc
Idk man seems kinda hypocritical but aight
!!
good morning peoples.
mornin lad
Good morning
Morning
what is with your name?
did you loose a bet?
nah i didn't
i jsut thought it was frigging hilarious
it was 3 am
Damn
3 am thoughts tend to be wild
Also why do you always get inspiration at night
It sucks ass
that is strange... but 3 am makes sense tho
Cause it's when your brain is most active, you dumbo @teal oracle
But whyyyyyyyy
I think 3 am good time to sleep, or cry because of sad night atmosphere
Morning wood at 3 am ( i will kms)
You don’t get it at 3 am bro
If I’m up at 3 am I’m gaming something probably
Like for honor
Relateable.
hey lads so
there are 4 monolithians in front of me
i only have a double barrel
should i attack em?
ok i killed em all
You are a good dutyer, friend
😔
buckshot to the noggin will stop almost everything
Yes probably.
there are exceptions
like some mutants
True.
Alright peoples
I am off to look at the type of porn I am into.
Goodbye for now.
Send me pls
you're probably a rat aren't you
Skaven are real
@valid jay It looks like you got your computer working again
yeah yesterday
What happened?
idk it just didn't want to do POST for some reason
and then my dac worked
and it sounds really really cool
That's great
not sure if the weeb who posts clips of femboy vtubers should be talking about testosterone
It’s alright
is this the bladerunner game poster on your pfp?
no matter how i'm doing i always say good
sorry i ain't am*rican
I'm telling you guys the gif compression in discord gets worse with every update
what does this have to do with americans
anti-american sentiment
reaaaal
арк*

it's arc not ark
it's pronounced like ark
idc

both of yall wrong
i'm gonna pronounce it as arc from now on just to spite you
childhood times
i realized this would be pronounced as nyeko arc so i'm still wrong
Sometimes е is pronounced as э, like in шинель (in Russian)
i guess i'd need to ask some linguist about the pronounciation
I don't know why I assumed неко арц was Russian
?
I dunno I never played a Portal game

