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[void kelp]

ruskies made most of them

[high sail]

Yes

[void kelp]

and the chinese/american ones don't fit

the NOCH 91M is pretty good

it was used by OMON if i remember correctly

or OMOH

what are you people talking about?

clear sky cosplay

i was talking about a blue camo

also what are those leather things that they have on the shoulders

[void kelp]

bags of sperm for the weekly clear sky gay orgy.

[neon vale]

true

[void kelp]

pls tell me i need to know

[void kelp]

shoulder plates made out of leather

pixel camo is best camo

AUGH

[rain tartan]

Ahhhhhh my eyes

[void kelp]

pussy

[void kelp]

based

[rain tartan]

White discord

[void kelp]

my eyes are very good

because im built different

[old nymph]

cum mode

[rain tartan]

Won’t last for too long

[void kelp]

true

[void kelp]

i've been using this for a year

[neon vale]

best discord

[rain tartan]

About to end . If you keep doing what you are doing

[neon vale]

only reason i switched back to dark mode for now is because everything blends together after 2 months of using a mode
i will be switching back to light soon

[old nymph]

new to discord ehh?

[void kelp]

nah

[old nymph]

welcome

[void kelp]

i've been on discord for 6 years

thanks

[old nymph]

what happend to your account

[void kelp]

banned

ah 2018

good year

[old nymph]

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/uni-sea-urchin-cat-the-voices-meme-gif-26706043

[old nymph]

identify yourself or else a bolt will bolt ya

[void kelp]

my name is major degtyarev

well not name

i am major degtyarev

i am the one who knocks

[old nymph]

i am da one who CoCks

[void kelp]

yea i cock the gun

and i cock the cock

(i have a rooster)

[old nymph]

we aint no jesse to fail that right? right?

[steel valve]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-wake-up-wakey-wakey-awaken-gif-26734899

[void kelp]

weakling

[neon vale]

l;ight mode supremacy

normalize using light mode even at night

[void kelp]

forklift certification supremacy

[old nymph]

bro lives in the moon

[void kelp]

i have lot of artifact

[heavy river]

https://tenor.com/view/based-metal-gear-metal-gear-solid-big-boss-venom-snake-gif-21735928

[void kelp]

im doing it rn

[rain tartan]

Debug menu? Did I guess it right?

[void kelp]

no

[simple sage]

HikingEnjoyer#7156 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/snake-gif-7644198

[void kelp]

im not weak

[rain tartan]

You killed bunch of stalkers and stole the artifacts

[void kelp]

well im small

yes and no

i killed a few freedomers and bandits

[rain tartan]

Share your secrets brother I want artifacts too

Just as I expected

Good job duty soldier

[void kelp]

based merc

[old nymph]

i can get you artifacts

[rain tartan]

Quick how

[void kelp]

i have a full empty in my trousers

[old nymph]

i got this uhh compass noah somehow shat another one from his ass or something

bro generates a space anomaly in his stomach

[rain tartan]

Ok stop not interested

[void kelp]

dutyers are based and the mercs always shoot me with their m4s so I shoot back with my SVD like an mongolian shepherd

[old nymph]

cmon for free?

[rain tartan]

No means no

[old nymph]

i hate this bomb looking shit

[void kelp]

@high sail will suck dick for artifacts

[high sail]

Nuh uh

[old nymph]

Take it or i steal another power generating rat

My little petgiant will be happy for the rat

Take it or lose him @high sail

[void kelp]

sad.

um uhhhh

[void kelp]

you really cluched it dude

i just pissed my pants

[vernal loom]

Are you 4

[void kelp]

yes

[void kelp]

that ain't good
are you sick?

i just got jumpscared by a bloodsucker

[neon vale]

swamp bloodsucker??

[void kelp]

ohhh
Freedom liked that

[rain tartan]

Should try playing vs blood suckers in stalker A.R.E.A the only mod where blood suckers are actually scary

[void kelp]

yea but swamps in garbage

i was searching for a stash

and then boom

prostate exam

[vernal loom]

https://tenor.com/view/gorin-genadiy-genadiy-gorin-genadii-gorin-scary-gif-22591785

[void kelp]

i hope that every bloodsucker gets molested by a freedomer

[vernal loom]

I want Tremor to drain me of my blood so I can die and still be happy

[void kelp]

I just ate 3 breads and a whole bag of chrisps
because you made me hungry with your kebab talk
I say you kinda deserved it.

[vernal loom]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/831962396678553651/895960911054004244/image0.gif

[void kelp]

if you want to die happy then idk

overdose on crack

or like take meth and go on a rampage

[pearl wraith]

...kinky

[vernal loom]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-bateman-gif-25141742

[void kelp]

wanting to die happy is not kinky

[pearl wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/chuckles-im-in-danger-ralph-wiggum-the-simpsons-gif-14149962

[void kelp]

i mean eh to each their own

[vernal loom]

I know where @pearl wraith lives and I will spray the house with disinfectant

[void kelp]

ted kaczyński

[cinder crag]

send me his address

[void kelp]

Understandable but not for me...
I have other kinky stuff i wanna do in my mind.

[pearl wraith]

that Seva suit will come in handy

[vernal loom]

https://tenor.com/view/ip-ip-adress-i-have-your-ip-i-have-your-ip-adress-i-have-your-ip-address-gif-25694584

[cinder crag]

woah me too!

[pearl wraith]

out of being murdered, dying in a car crash, or cancer, I'd choose cancer

[neon vale]

bruh why

cancer is worse

[pearl wraith]

because at least then I'll be able to say goodbye

[neon vale]

no you wouldnt

[void kelp]

your cancer probably has aids.

[neon vale]

cancer is unpredictable killer still

[pearl wraith]

still

[neon vale]

you could say goodbye and still be alive for a week

or die before saying goodbye anyway

and argueably die way worse than a crash for nothing

[pearl wraith]

dying on a sickbed, surrounded by all my friends and loved ones, for one last goodbye? Sounds good to me

[pearl wraith]

it's not for nothing

[neon vale]

yes it is

[void kelp]

I don't care how I die as long as It is not Drowning.

[neon vale]

you die with cancer because you cant say goodbye in a car crash
and then you end up dying without saying goodbye because cancer is not a predictable killer

cancer is worse to go through than a car crash

[pearl wraith]

if I'm going to die, I want to die with a clear conscience

[neon vale]

if you are bedridden you are gonna be dying bitter and nothing else

[craggy crow]

You have a fear of the sea also?

[neon vale]

ive seen it happen

[vernal loom]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153801114091521/1030266443041865748/ezgif-2-e6b6f68ef6.gif

[craggy crow]

or thalassophobia whatever people call it

[neon vale]

drowning and/or dementia

[void kelp]

Kinda but not too much

[craggy crow]

i do

I'll die from fear of the sea instead of drowning

[void kelp]

LUCK ➡️ HEART ⬇️
AWARENESS ⬅️
↘️
PURPOSE ⬇️
PURITY ⬅️

BILL CLINTON IS HIV POISITIVE

[high sail]

Go to heck

[high sail]

Maybe

[void kelp]

i would like to uhhh

nominate bill clinton

[void kelp]

i like tall women ngl

Reformed orthodox Rabbi Jew bill Clinton.

[vernal loom]

I will beat you

[void kelp]

nice...
I cannot tell you what I like
it is weird

[void kelp]

you can't blame me im 5'5

im not gonna date midgets

[vernal loom]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-pathetic-principal-skinner-gif-19732520

Jk there's nothing wrong with being a short dude

[high sail]

Lol

[void kelp]

no shit lad

[high sail]

Kinky

[vernal loom]

https://tenor.com/view/mcdonalds-laugh-gif-25999817

[high sail]

A small Man with a big heart<3

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/nosex-sex-cat-gif-18490822

[vernal loom]

https://tenor.com/view/sex-no-thank-no-sex-mcdonalds-thumb-down-gif-17590909

[void kelp]

and a big dick

[high sail]

Fair

[formal marsh]

So I'm new here.

[void kelp]

I don't even know If I am short

[formal marsh]

Never played Stalker.

[void kelp]

Hello

[formal marsh]

Greetings.

[vernal loom]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-stalker2-discontent-anger-gif-25555837

[void kelp]

how many cm?

[vernal loom]

Wyd here then?

[formal marsh]

I am here to see if it's worth the download.

[vernal loom]

Go play Shadow of Chernobyl, then come back

[formal marsh]

Where better than its community.

[void kelp]

Yes Play Shadow of Chernobyl
You will not regret it

I promise you

[vernal loom]

It's an amazing game, I've been part of the community for 3 years <3

[neon vale]

get the games
ignore the community if you dont like lots of banter/toxicity

[void kelp]

don't search up bloodsucker rule 34

[carmine forge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/575332416173113354/1059214694927315125/discontent.gif

[formal marsh]

Is it free?

[carmine forge]

60$

[vernal loom]

Nooo

[void kelp]

bloodsucker rule 34? yes

[rain tartan]

Anomaly is canon

[void kelp]

25 cm

[carmine forge]

proof?

[void kelp]

then you're short

[vernal loom]

I will gut you

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-stalker-game-stalker-anomaly-chernobyl-gif-25745584

[void kelp]

Okay

[rain tartan]

Chill man chill

[formal marsh]

Lmao. So I should play the vanilla games.

[vernal loom]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-ecologist-ratio-gif-23474788

[carmine forge]

BTW isn't it confirmed that S2 is basically sequel to Anomaly?

[void kelp]

no go play anomaly

[vernal loom]

I have never played the modded games

[void kelp]

every stalker game sucks

[vernal loom]

never will

[void kelp]

just play anomaly

[carmine forge]

you should

[vernal loom]

Then why are you here?

[rain tartan]

Yes with mags redux

[carmine forge]

Anomaly

[vernal loom]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-buff-old-spice-black-man-argument-gif-21740024

[void kelp]

just to suffer

[rain tartan]

Based

[void kelp]

every night

i cry

because there are no tall gf in stalkir

https://tenor.com/view/its-as-shrimple-as-that-shrimple-clam-grass-jump-gif-25956447

@formal marsh

This is serious.
Play it like this
Shadow of Chernobyl > clear Sky > Call of Pripyat

And after that
Maybe play Anomaly
You're welcome.

[void kelp]

Go to Latvia they have tall girls.

[carmine forge]

how tall?

[void kelp]

OMW

[formal marsh]

You're a gentleman and a scholar.

[void kelp]

Barefeet about 6.1,5 feet

DAMN

ok that's my type of girl

Understandable

[carmine forge]

So basically dwarfs

[void kelp]

die

[void kelp]

Not 6.1,5 cm you idiot.

[carmine forge]

Still short

[vernal loom]

https://tenor.com/view/lacari-despair-lacdespair-gif-25568730

[void kelp]

you are 6'1

[void kelp]

This is the average of course

Still some are taller then others there
@void kelp

WAIT 6'1 IS AVERAGE?

WOHOOOOOO

Barefoot yes

[vernal loom]

I would tell y'all how to get a gf but at this point it's useless

[carmine forge]

Better tell us how many gfs you had

[void kelp]

He asked

And you are from clear sky you are to 99 % gay

bruh i just like tall womale

[vernal loom]

You guys are in such denial over my identity

[void kelp]

i don't even know who you are

wait

are you batman?

[carmine forge]

What identity? NPC?

[void kelp]

So @void kelp
I looked it up and I can say that I was wrong

The average Latvian women is 169.79cm

do you have two identities?

[vernal loom]

Me: "I am female"
Everyone: "hello male gender"

[carmine forge]

Any proofs?

[void kelp]

oh so just like me

[carmine forge]

As I was saying, dwarfs.

[void kelp]

Yes but still...
Some are taller than others so I wish you the best ^^

[carmine forge]

some~

[vernal loom]

Pic of me shaking hands w/ roosevelt himself

[void kelp]

thanks lad

You're welcome...
I love answering questions ^^

[carmine forge]

Is that you?

[vernal loom]

Yes

[void kelp]

you're not a woman

women are not real

[vernal loom]

I like to screw around with photoshop

[vernal loom]

https://tenor.com/view/cursed-gif-18451403

[void kelp]

except my mama

[carmine forge]

Idk I wouldn't say that you're a woman if I wasn't told

You know who you look like

[vernal loom]

Y'all can just keep pretending I am a man

[carmine forge]

Ever watched It(1990)?

[neon vale]

i can tell platy and atheadax come from the same pod by how well they can detect if something is a joke

[vernal loom]

DO NOT

DO NOT SAY IT

[simple sage]

atheadax#3617 has been warned

Reason: Capital letters

[carmine forge]

say what?

[vernal loom]

people tell me I look like mf bill

[carmine forge]

exactly

you are literally him

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/bill-gif-18513211

[void kelp]

bill clinton?

[vernal loom]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/575332416173113354/1059214694927315125/discontent.gif

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/ratio-ecologist-isaque-strelok-stalker-gif-23474821

[pearl spear]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-clear-sky-game-soldier-gif-22616292

[neon vale]

when will we get major discontent

[vernal loom]

I DON'T LOOK LIKE HIM

[simple sage]

atheadax#3617 has been warned

Reason: Capital letters

[vernal loom]

SHUT UP BOT

[simple sage]

atheadax#3617 has been warned

Reason: Capital letters

[vernal loom]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-gif-24341837

[void kelp]

same hair

[carmine forge]

literally you

[void kelp]

but he's not as chubby

[vernal loom]

I'm sorry?

[void kelp]

you have round cheeks

i could just pinch them like my grandma

[craggy crow]

lmao

[vernal loom]

I-

Ok

[neon vale]

at least hes honest

[void kelp]

"i remember when you were smaller"

[carmine forge]

well yeah other than that

[void kelp]

"i carried you as a baby"

[void kelp]

SEE

[neon vale]

yall have grandmas that are alive???

[void kelp]

Yes bully the clear Skyer.

like i said round cheeks

[vernal loom]

https://tenor.com/view/panic-panicking-breaking-bad-gif-19866741

[void kelp]

but that is a cool as jacket

• props for the goldfish

[neon vale]

ive seen this image like 14 times now

[rough quartz]

They look nothing alike

[neon vale]

and every single time i think it looks like you are bleeding from the head

[rough quartz]

They don't even have the same skin tone

[carmine forge]

lighting issue

[rough quartz]

Or hair color

[neon vale]

youtuber apology thumbnail

[rough quartz]

Lmao

[carmine forge]

the face is almost 1:1 match tho

[void kelp]

you look like skyler white but not blonde

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-one-eyebrow-raised-rock-staring-the-rock-gif-22113367

[vernal loom]

I used to have a ponytail I'll admit

[craggy crow]

love the hair

[void kelp]

my husband is walter white yo lookign ass

[carmine forge]

proof?

[valid jay]

Based

[neon vale]

another youtube apology thumbnail

[carmine forge]

tbh you look even more like a guy in that photo

[void kelp]

ngl you look like you work at a gas station

[neon vale]

you know its the stalker discord when being a woman is the most interesting thing to talk about

[carmine forge]

I'm pretty sure he does

[void kelp]

also kebabs

[craggy crow]

wait... I thought you have a very short hairstyle

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-walter-falling-breaking-bad-dm4uz3-gif-18078549

[vernal loom]

used

[void kelp]

you look like one of my ex boyfriends

[pearl wraith]

what's that supposed to mean

[neon vale]

i meant what i said

[pearl wraith]

i know where you live

[vernal loom]

2020 image

[neon vale]

both of yall have a hard time figuring out if something someone is saying is genuine or not

[neon vale]

come to wisconsin

[carmine forge]

Now you look like a guy with a long hair

[void kelp]

i could put you in a mansion

[carmine forge]

why cut short tho?

[void kelp]

way out in wisconsin

[vernal loom]

I gave up lol

[pearl wraith]

this an "i pretend to be stupid" moment

[carmine forge]

too difficult to take care of?

[vernal loom]

@pearl wraith Would you say I look androgynous?

[neon vale]

no it aint

[vernal loom]

Yeah, and my hair struggles to grow out. If I can't get it long might as well keep it short.

[pearl wraith]

honestly, not really

[craggy crow]

having long hair is like having a dead possum stuck on your head

[vernal loom]

I also live in an extremely dry region, long hair turns into straw here

[void kelp]

that's why i have a buzzcut 24/7

[carmine forge]

Who's the fella in the back btw?

[void kelp]

• my friends told me i look good with a buzzcut

[craggy crow]

wish i could have something that short

[void kelp]

i mean you 100% can

[vernal loom]

My youngest brother- he's in every single image I have

[void kelp]

idk what to tell you lad

[craggy crow]

Nah with parents disapproving i cant

[void kelp]

ok makes sense

[carmine forge]

Just do it without their consent

[rough quartz]

Why would your parents disapprove of you having a buzz cut?

[craggy crow]

cant say no in a asian household

[void kelp]

i am the opposite of my brother

[carmine forge]

It'll totally end well

[void kelp]

he's tall and he has long hair

and im short with almost no hair

[craggy crow]

might aswell pack my bags then

[neon vale]

not very sophisticated haircut

[vernal loom]

It took me 5 years to get my hair to my chest

[void kelp]

lemme google what sophisticated means

[craggy crow]

I'd look too masculine they said

[rough quartz]

Are you a girl?

[carmine forge]

Was it worth it?

[carmine forge]

Presumabely (s)he is

[craggy crow]

yes

[rough quartz]

Oh okay

[carmine forge]

proof?

[craggy crow]

yeah no

[carmine forge]

Guess I'll take your word for it

[neon vale]

smartest stalker discord member

[void kelp]

idk

my grandma hates my haircut

[neon vale]

everybody hates my haircut

[carmine forge]

Idk. Many people say no when I ask them for any proof for something they claim about themselves

[neon vale]

including myself

[void kelp]

can you like uhhh

[neon vale]

but i dont like myself with short hair so i deal with it

[void kelp]

specify it?

[neon vale]

the shaggy from scooby doo look

[void kelp]

then have long hair you dumbass

[cinder crag]

long hair sucks

[neon vale]

my hair grows out absurdly slow after going past my ears

[void kelp]

then wait

[neon vale]

its been damn near 7 months and its grown about an inch

[void kelp]

i mean 3 inches is better than 2

[carmine forge]

Still billions of times longer than bald people have

[rough quartz]

My hair pretty much stops growing after it reaches the bottom of my neck

[neon vale]

true true

[void kelp]

i cut my hair every 3 weeks

after 3 weeks it looks dumb

it looks like a rug

[pearl wraith]

Every 3 weeks?

[void kelp]

yea

[carmine forge]

Ain't that the point?

[pearl wraith]

i haven't cut my hair since August

[craggy crow]

jesus christ, i only cut mine when it starts touching my neck

[void kelp]

like i said i have a buzzcut 24/7

[pearl wraith]

im starting to get a dovetail in the back

[carmine forge]

I only cut mine when it's extremely difficult to trim and it becomes a mess every time I take off my hat

[valid jay]

you wear a hat?

what kind of hat

[void kelp]

@craggy crow weird question but do you work at a farm?

[carmine forge]

duh

[pearl wraith]

i need to get mine cut, but it's in the middle of a stupid curl

[craggy crow]

When people usually ask this in my country its usually an insult lmao

but no i dont i live in a city

[carmine forge]

sorta like this one

[void kelp]

im only asking because i knew a gal called max

[pearl wraith]

why would farming be an insult?

[void kelp]

she was a friend of a friend

[valid jay]

mmm pidorka

[carmine forge]

except mine is blue and adidas logo is assymetrical

[void kelp]

i want to be a farmer

[valid jay]

i thought like an actual hat

disappointment

[carmine forge]

Options are limited since february

[void kelp]

Good Night
Fellow Stalkers of the Zone.

goodnight lad

[carmine forge]

Not every hat is fedora

[craggy crow]

My country is known for a huge rice farm, so people usually use that as an insult

[pearl wraith]

oh

[craggy crow]

i dont see it as a insult I find it funny

[void kelp]

U Vietnamese?

[carmine forge]

Rice balkans?

[void kelp]

rice is frigging awesome

True

[craggy crow]

Banaue Rice Terraces

[craggy crow]

No im filipino, from philippines 🇵🇭

[carmine forge]

My condolences

[craggy crow]

It sucks here

[void kelp]

Oh alright.

[void kelp]

Thought so.

[void kelp]

it can't be that bad

It very likely is

[craggy crow]

Real

[craggy crow]

we get fxked by china

[carmine forge]

How?

[valid jay]

Does it even exist

[craggy crow]

Most places look like a third world country unless you live in a expensive city

[void kelp]

ok so it's bad but it's not bad bad right?

[void kelp]

My people got too...
They took half our land.

[carmine forge]

I thought historically Japan and USA were the ones screwing over Philippines

[craggy crow]

In history yes

[carmine forge]

Just like luhansk(it doesn't)

[craggy crow]

but right now

[valid jay]

Philippines sounds like a phantasy land and the name is like something sh'tty worldbuilders would do as a fictional europe country

[void kelp]

i hope it's gonna get better

[valid jay]

море имени Порошенко

[void kelp]

Philippines are amazing they have uhhh

[cinder crag]

hello me

[void kelp]

ladyboys

[cinder crag]

just go to brazil they're everywhere

[void kelp]

That is depressing.

[craggy crow]

im surprised you even know my country

most people i meet doesnt know what the hell it is lmao

[valid jay]

Nice one at trying to get people to brazil

[void kelp]

damn

[void kelp]

Europeans know every country.

[cinder crag]

worth a shot

[void kelp]

i had a 2 in geography and i still know what philippines are

[pearl wraith]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/957068606280200222/1061780554342748170/Video-1673180061711.mp4

[craggy crow]

if you meant Tomboys yeah they're everywhere

[void kelp]

And Asians probably

[void kelp]

ok im going to philippines

[craggy crow]

I'll dig you a grave

[void kelp]

ok so latvia and philippines

[valid jay]

guys come to lpr i will not sell you for organs

[carmine forge]

Tbh if USA never occupied you and you weren't attacked by japanese in ww2 I wouldn't actually know it(jk)

[craggy crow]

Yeah filipinos are asians

[valid jay]

i guarantee

[void kelp]

I know

[void kelp]

thanks lass

[craggy crow]

If they didnt we would probably still be speaking tribes and live on caves

[cinder crag]

probably

[void kelp]

Maybe...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wd_fO_SUgPs

[carmine forge]

Kipling was right?

[void kelp]

In Germany (where I currently live) the people think the fillipinos eat each other.

[craggy crow]

who?

[carmine forge]

The guy who wrote "White man's burden" endorsing american invasion of philippines as a part of civilising mission

[carmine forge]

Don't they?

[void kelp]

America moment.

[carmine forge]

Kipling was bri'ish

[craggy crow]

No.... I think

[void kelp]

Shit teeth

[void kelp]

ew

[carmine forge]

Idk I don't know why 1899 started

[craggy crow]

yeah I do not know who that is, but kipling is a filipino word

[carmine forge]

I'm surprised you guys don't know Kipling since he wrote "The Jungle book
"

[craggy crow]

I have goldfish memory

[regal heron]

Great song highly recommended if you have half an hour to spare

[valid jay]

oh my god why so lon g

[carmine forge]

BTW kinda bold of disney to make movies based on the work of a jingoistic white supremacist considering the cancel culture

[regal heron]

What's so long

[void kelp]

this one is also great if you have 6 hours to spare

[valid jay]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-senator-armstrong-cancel-culture-strikes-again-cancel-culture-gif-25590481

[void kelp]

but it's not a song it's an audiobook

[carmine forge]

More than 2 minutes = long

[void kelp]

hell yea

[valid jay]

season

[carmine forge]

90 to 92 days at max

[regal heron]

My ego got a critical hit

[valid jay]

Me what are your opinions on critically acclaimed videogame Disco Elysium

[void kelp]

disco

[carmine forge]

many words
brain hurt

[valid jay]

Real

[void kelp]

many words
no read

[void kelp]

checkmate libtards

[void kelp]

Freedom moment.

[carmine forge]

I assume that would be applicable to disco elysium

[valid jay]

Wait i mean yeah

[regal heron]

Disco elysium is leftist meme itself from what i heard

[carmine forge]

The only thing I heard about it is that it was to be called "No truce to furries" which sounded like an epic game where you destroy furries

[shell peak]

Why else did humans create catgirls?

[carmine forge]

but it wasn't unfortunately

[carmine forge]

reminds me

[void kelp]

basically me but i don't think the world is cruel

[shell peak]

The Japanese are still in their WWII mindset. We need to teach them another lesson.

[void kelp]

That is very true with the Anime girls... Japanese people are shit

They Created hentai, anime and Bondage...

I don't like them Japanese.

[valid jay]

unironically, play it when you get a chance, it's extremely cool

[neon vale]

ive always heard that ww2 never stopped xenophobia in japan

[void kelp]

But they have good food

[carmine forge]

I probably will one day

[neon vale]

ive been told they are still very xenophobic in rural japan

[shell peak]

Isn't hentai American? Or were you guys wrong a year ago?

[carmine forge]

But rn I am playing the old stuff mostly

[neon vale]

i cant really shit on japan for anime
what is in the anime is another question

[void kelp]

Meat over Fish.

[void kelp]

hentai is from america?

[carmine forge]

maybe when I run out of games

[neon vale]

anime in japan is literally all animation after all
tom and jerry is a very high ranking anime in japan

[void kelp]

ok i never knew that

[neon vale]

including oldschool tom and jerry

[void kelp]

Always meat over Fish...

well you learn something everyday

[valid jay]

old as in late 90-ies early 00's or dos era

[void kelp]

i love fish

[carmine forge]

It's said that the very first anime was AstroBoy which itself was inspired by the western animations

[void kelp]

but i only eat it a few times a year

[carmine forge]

Mostly 2000s

[void kelp]

But you Love Kebab more

[void kelp]

im not reading that

[neon vale]

illiterate

[void kelp]

Based... Cus Meat

[void kelp]

too long

unless it's the bible then im not reading long text

[craggy crow]

even if i want to read it I cant read it because its so small

[neon vale]

forbidden

[void kelp]

haram

😭

[regal heron]

I literally throw up if i try to swallow pork, I'm protected by Allah

[void kelp]

pussy

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/haram-heisenberg-gif-20680378

[void kelp]

Every meat good.
You good man.
You have experienced true happiness with the meat you ate.
Good man

😍

[neon vale]

is there a reason as to why they dont eat pork

[void kelp]

Eat meat.
Life good

[valid jay]

muslim phencyclidine real???

[craggy crow]

I eat whatever my mom makes idc

[void kelp]

i eat everything that is given to me

[neon vale]

or is it some tradition that they dont eat pork

[void kelp]

Very good too

[void kelp]

SAME

[carmine forge]

Doesn't Judaism also prohibit pork or something?

[void kelp]

Are you picking up things from the ground and eat it?!

[regal heron]

Inshallah

[craggy crow]

Never too old for mom's cooking

[valid jay]

meat's pretty lame tbh

[void kelp]

Based

[neon vale]

imagine having parents that can cook
cant be me

[void kelp]

i have some class

[void kelp]

pork is mid

[carmine forge]

Soy vegan grindset

[regal heron]

I dont eat much meat anyway

[void kelp]

I feel sorry for you.
Because you don't know what joy is.

[void kelp]

god bless your soul

[valid jay]

chad soyboy vs soy chad

[craggy crow]

[void kelp]

my papa doesn't cook

[simple sage]

HikingEnjoyer#7156 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[void kelp]

my papa always gave me those meals you always get from the store

[carmine forge]

actually this one's even better

[void kelp]

the ones that are 80% radioactive waste

[valid jay]

fascinating

[void kelp]

the bald one is me

[regal heron]

I remember when I wanted to look more fem I drank like a bottle of soy milk a day and was disappointed when I got no results

[void kelp]

i have the same jawline

I am Mongolian

Our National dish is cooked meat in something.

My Ancestors put cooked meat in the empty body of animal and then let it get soaked by blood and then eat it.
That is a man's cooking

But today it is just meat in dough

but i dont have the beard that looks like pubic hair

[neon vale]

i wouldnt drink soy even if i wanted to be feminine

it just doesnt sound like a good time

[void kelp]

Hot and Strong women

And a lot of Cooked Meat

[regal heron]

Soy milk tastes pretty bland by itself

[neon vale]

better than much of american cuisine

[valid jay]

imagine if soy really did feminise

[void kelp]

True

[regal heron]

Though it's actually more nutritious than cows milk

[valid jay]

hrt but epic

[void kelp]

ok so latvia,philippines and mongolia

[regal heron]

That'd be so epic

[neon vale]

see the big chinggis statue

[carmine forge]

There are othere ways to commit suicide

[craggy crow]

I have a feeling you will be shot on sight because they are mostly in military

[void kelp]

The women there (at least the nomads) Are raised to be warrior and bride in one.

Perfect Women

[carmine forge]

chad mongol grindset

[valid jay]

hrt prevents suicides you dummy

[neon vale]

chungus khan

[carmine forge]

we'll see about that

[void kelp]

don't care

[void kelp]

YES that is a nice Statue.

Worthy of the First Khagan.

most of my ancestors were shot at

[neon vale]

temujin

[carmine forge]

also didn't you say you were gonna kys by 20 or something?

[valid jay]

Wasn't his society pretty based relative to the others

[regal heron]

Hrt stands for huge round titties

[valid jay]

no?

[valid jay]

YES YES

[void kelp]

damn you learn something everyday

[tiny dew]

Meat doesn't taste like meat nowadays, facts are facts

[cinder crag]

what

[craggy crow]

huh

[valid jay]

Meat doesn't taste like anything actually

[cinder crag]

krezzin you're just aging

[carmine forge]

suicide via intoxication?

[void kelp]

L liver

[carmine forge]

did it ever taste like meat?

[void kelp]

A women's liver...

[valid jay]

Dat's because i have to eat the pills instead of injections

[cinder crag]

wait. how old is NozAr

[void kelp]

i love pills

[regal heron]

Um

[void kelp]

Not old enough to be anything but normal

[carmine forge]

And if you don't eat the pills?

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/normal-pills-normal-pills-dream-mask-gif-22566247

[tiny dew]

Yes, 15-20 years ago when artificial food was still thought about

[void kelp]

ngl i want to be the average guy nr 41971935

[cinder crag]

krezzin you're aging

[carmine forge]

What stops you?

[cinder crag]

me

[void kelp]

nothing lol

[carmine forge]

understandable

[tiny dew]

I know what I was eating when I was a kid going out with the homeboys to play football, real food @cinder crag

[void kelp]

i want to have a lil farm

some chickens

some potatoes

[cinder crag]

so true

[tiny dew]

[void kelp]

man

i would destroy a kebab

https://tenor.com/view/cat-eating-chicken-cat-eating-chicken-chicken-kitten-gif-20087109

[void kelp]

With meat or fish?

beef

Chad

[tiny dew]

Gross the way it's put vertically

[void kelp]

maybe goat

It was a test.

maybe chicken and beef

[tiny dew]

Losers

[void kelp]

GigaChad

[carmine forge]

Serbia grindset?

[void kelp]

cuck soyboys

[void kelp]

im polish

[tiny dew]

F-off I would destroy the neighbourhood for piece or two of banitsa s kashkaval

[cinder crag]

[void kelp]

people already call me a twink

[void kelp]

i would strangle a family of 5 for one and a half kebab

i would commit war crimes for kebabs

Chad

Bros russian

[carmine forge]

Serb grindset?

[void kelp]

i would carpet bomb an orphanage for 3 kebabs with mixed sauces and mixed meat with fries

i would sell my brother into slavery for a kebab

MEAT

U American?

tacos are good

i ate the ones from KFC

they were pretty good but they weren't actual tacos

And from where in Europe?

Noice

i heard that taco bell gives you uhhhh

gives you the "C4 in belly" syndrome

[tiny dew]

Kebab can't compare to Banitsa

0:1, my man

[void kelp]

don't know what that is

[tiny dew]

Better than Kebab

[void kelp]

most dishes are better than kebabs

you need to specify

Sits Silently in a corner with a Squirrel full of cooked meat

[void kelp]

fallout?

https://tenor.com/view/mmmmm-ch-imen-gif-23661111

Nah food.

It is cut open and the meat inside gets seasoned with blood.

After I took everything that was in the squirrel before out of course

[tiny dew]

Fly here and I'll make sure to do my own banitsa recipe for you. Special occasion, special treats.

[void kelp]

waht do i sound like?

milionare?

[tiny dew]

TravellingEnjoyer

[void kelp]

no im a hiking enjoyer

[tiny dew]

No, you are mutant killing freak wanna be hiking enjoyer turned propagandist entrepreneur

[void kelp]

wtf does that even mean

[tiny dew]

https://tenor.com/view/lmao-lol-laughing-laugh-tucker-gif-11901858

Ask your boss

[void kelp]

Anime < Boris

i joined duty to make the world a safer place

not to be a popraghwjadwasd something

[void kelp]

What?

[tiny dew]

https://tenor.com/view/getout-ari-gold-entourage-get-the-fuck-out-gif-5696106

[void kelp]

some dumb word

propagandist entrepreneur

[tiny dew]

Outta here you scambag

No duty around

[void kelp]

no

protecting the world from the contagious zone is my duty

Germans at the Qatar WM be like.

[vernal loom]

Bird

[tiny dew]

https://tenor.com/view/threat-threaten-warning-stab-knife-gif-13781682

[pearl wraith]

birb

[tiny dew]

Birp

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/mmmmm-ch-imen-gif-23661111

[carmine forge]

yum

[tiny dew]

Lovely old captcha codes.

[pearl wraith]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/922663696273125387/1054440615812796456/shutthefuckup.gif

[tiny dew]

Lotta toys

You keep his place clean okay

[vernal loom]

I love my babies ofc they have a clean cage

[tiny dew]

Do you let him fly around the room to exercise, flap wings?

[vernal loom]

Yea sir

[tiny dew]

Cuz if you don't and you keep him long inside he won't be able to in time

[carmine forge]

watch him fly away and never come back

[vernal loom]

They like their cage tho

[tiny dew]

Let the boy fly

[void kelp]

damn the ks-23 kicks like a horse

[void kelp]

What?

[pearl wraith]

how can people stand the sound of my voice

[void kelp]

ks-23 is a shotgun with an anti aircraft gun barrel

[vernal loom]

Please ignore my goofy ahh voice

[void kelp]

it's 40mm if i remember correctly

[carmine forge]

But why?

[void kelp]

ASK RUSSIANS NOT ME

[simple sage]

HikingEnjoyer#7156 has been warned

Reason: Capital letters

[pearl wraith]

i sound like a freaking idiot on film

[vernal loom]

I don’t think anyone’s noticed shawty

[carmine forge]

you sound like a narrator in little kids show

[void kelp]

wtf do i sound like

[vernal loom]

I can’t help it 💀💀💀

[void kelp]

a smart person?

[cinder crag]

cant be much worse than you already

[vernal loom]

I talk to my birds in a really annoying voice

[void kelp]

i don't know anything about nothing

[vernal loom]

Normally my voice is unnecessarily low

[carmine forge]

solution: don't talk to them

[pearl wraith]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/595188808434188298/1055485894141939712/41D22AE3-48AE-4E14-9035-52A723FCF395.gif

[vernal loom]

NOOOO

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/talk-lizard-ironic-gif-25847938

[carmine forge]

I mean what's the point?

[vernal loom]

I love talking to my bebs

[void kelp]

Picture I made today.

[carmine forge]

they can't really understand what you're telling them

[cinder crag]

you MADE that picture????

[void kelp]

penis hehe

[vernal loom]

At least they “talk” back to me

[pearl wraith]

man doesn't understand loving a pet

[vernal loom]

They’re not pets, they’re my kids

[void kelp]

Ii created it by Using my Camera.

[void kelp]

Gay polish moment.

[pearl wraith]

(probably a cat person)

[void kelp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1035991751976030248/1035991793273159872/caption-9.gif

[tiny dew]

Lovely boys, lovely boys. You look after them good, okay? Birds need a lot of care - I'm saying it as one who had birds (6-7).

[carmine forge]

Is pretending to be able to communicate with your pet an essential part of loving?

[tiny dew]

Nothing better than those chirping in the morning to wake you up @vernal loom

[vernal loom]

They’re my kids literally

[void kelp]

A picture I took because I was bored at 7 am.

[pearl wraith]

it makes it better

[vernal loom]

I have Skif, Paula, Suzume, and Rosie

[tiny dew]

Indeed, I felt the same when I had them

[void kelp]

my dogs nickname is dumbass

[carmine forge]

Might be so

[vernal loom]

I want another one and name him Gonta

[tiny dew]

Is the green one called Petruha?

[carmine forge]

Animal hoarding?

[craggy crow]

people into cats doesnt talk to their pet?

[tiny dew]

Cuz he acts badass

[vernal loom]

No thoughts. Head empty.

[vernal loom]

Paula

[void kelp]

i ahve a wolfdog so i yell at her a lot

[craggy crow]

I have a pet cat who always jumps in my desk and i sometimes talk to them, same with my old dogs

[pearl wraith]

Also, my girls turned 1 today!

[void kelp]

i also have a cat

what's the name of your cat?

[vernal loom]

(S)he is really sweet, one I was crying and Paula sat on my shoulder, and talked to me and kissed me until I stopped crying

[tiny dew]

Spots are mirrored. How cool is that.

[craggy crow]

Mitay and Cali but i call Cali snoozer most of the time

[carmine forge]

Is that something rare?

[tiny dew]

They do sense things

[tiny dew]

It's mother nature done art

[void kelp]

i had 3 cats (now 1) 1st cats i dont remember 2nd was lucek and 3rd (the one that is still alive) pinky

[craggy crow]

Damn I used to have 4 newborn cats, 3 didnt survive sadly

[vernal loom]

These are all my babes

[void kelp]

1st cats name was something from frozen because my ex step sister named her

[carmine forge]

EX step sister?

[craggy crow]

My dogs are no longer here either, I miss those good boys

[tiny dew]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNUgWLt33eI

[void kelp]

my momma married some guy who had a daughter

then he lost the custody

[carmine forge]

oh

[void kelp]

after that he became an abusive alcoholic

[carmine forge]

very based

[void kelp]

not really

[carmine forge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/799339591843840041/1048648647790842047/John_Warhammer.gif

[carmine forge]

yeah i know

[void kelp]

you don't even know how many times i thought about stabbing him while he was sleeping

[carmine forge]

Did you stab him?

[void kelp]

no

[vernal loom]

I would not encourage it

[void kelp]

but my dogs turned him into a chew toy

[void kelp]

i haven't seen him in like 5 years?

he went to jail for not paying child support

[craggy crow]

good

[carmine forge]

very based

you should at least visit him in jail

[neon vale]

she speaks from experience

[void kelp]

yea he tried to touch my momma and the dogs didn't like that

[carmine forge]

he probably misses the time he was with you

after all he wasn't in jail at that time

[vernal loom]

And then say horrible things

[void kelp]

last time i heard he's out of jail

i wish i could be the shit out of him

[vernal loom]

https://tenor.com/view/gorin-genadiy-genadiy-gorin-genadii-gorin-scary-gif-22591785

[carmine forge]

based prison break way or the cringe parole way?

[neon vale]

sometimes i read about what other people live with
then i am way more grateful i was only raised by a single father

[carmine forge]

what stops you?

[void kelp]

he served his time

[vernal loom]

I’m grateful I have a good dad

[craggy crow]

i wish i could relate

[pearl wraith]

lucky

[void kelp]

1.don't know where he is 2. last time i heard he's is england or some other shithole

[carmine forge]

Why not just look for him

[void kelp]

I didn't had that but I am not sad about it.

[void kelp]

my papa wasn't the best but he was good

[carmine forge]

shouldn't there be a way to contact

[tiny dew]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Z6ilQalPVA

[vernal loom]

AHSHAHAHHAHA I said to my dad, “I told my friends I’m grateful I have a good dad” and then he says, “You better be or I’ll beat the crap out of you”

[void kelp]

no

[tiny dew]

Hall & Oates Hour!

[vernal loom]

(He is joking boys)

[carmine forge]

eh well

[void kelp]

i remember 2 things about him

well 3

[vernal loom]

I will be your dad

[void kelp]

I would never have guessed.

[pearl wraith]

my dad's always 2000 miles away whenever I need him

[vernal loom]

Me driving

[vernal loom]

That’s really sad((

[carmine forge]

most skilled woman driver(sorry)

[void kelp]

1.he's bald 2.he's tall as shit 3. he has a brown spot on his head

[carmine forge]

Andrew Tate?

[void kelp]

no

bro i wish

[neon vale]

the trucker grind

[vernal loom]

https://tenor.com/view/woman-woman-lore-woman-meme-gif-25236397

[carmine forge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/814113477630754836/993724016873447535/delete_women.gif

[vernal loom]

Yes

[void kelp]

he would've been a 100 times better than that waste of space

[void kelp]

That is the most evil thing I've heard today.

You monster.

[neon vale]

andrew tate

[vernal loom]

I don’t ever do dishes and I don’t know how to cook

[void kelp]

L woman

[vernal loom]

I also am disgusted by little children

[neon vale]

women born after the 90s cant cook

[void kelp]

W woman

[vernal loom]

https://tenor.com/view/its-as-shrimple-as-that-shrimple-clam-grass-jump-gif-25956447

[void kelp]

Then don't marry

[neon vale]

all they know is eat hot chip and lie

[tiny dew]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqV6kBDyXXE

https://tenor.com/view/beavis-and-butthead-headbanging-rock-and-roll-awesome-cool-gif-26240598

[carmine forge]

Doesn't look like woman
Can't cook or wash dishes
Hates kids

Are you sure you're not a guy?

[neon vale]

metallica reached a billion plays on one song in spotify

[vernal loom]

The reason why people online think I’m a man is because I don’t cause problems

[tiny dew]

Get here. I can teach you do both. I do both on daily basis.

[neon vale]

thats the only reason people think you are not a man

[void kelp]

Me too

[neon vale]

men cause problems all the time

[vernal loom]

magically becomes of the male gender

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/logging-off-discord-gif-18203260

[vernal loom]

Real

My gender changes by the moon’s phase

[craggy crow]

I was already convinced now I'm having second thoughts

[carmine forge]

still look like a guy but femboy instead of emo

[neon vale]

emo

[void kelp]

Now you look like your profile Picture.

[neon vale]

why are yall so nonchalant with showing your face on the internet

[vernal loom]

I’ve given up

[neon vale]

given up what

[craggy crow]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-jerma-sus-jerma985-sus-jerma-jeremy-gif-25376340

[carmine forge]

never been doxxed i guess

[neon vale]

luckily

[void kelp]

People from Clear Sky are Strange.

[vernal loom]

He looks like me fr

[carmine forge]

that's temporary

[neon vale]

it aint for me

im too paranoid to get doxxed

it would literally ruin me even if it was inconsequential

[craggy crow]

yeah for some reason it reminded me of him

[vernal loom]

So perhaps atheadax gender will forever be a mystery

[void kelp]

UN meeting

[neon vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/560386382170947594/1061651867005882438/trim.6316BEBE-2E48-46E6-90BB-1432464F39ED.mp4

[void kelp]

i can how much are you paying

[neon vale]

1 bismor

[void kelp]

so nothing

then im not building

if i can't support my family then i ain't doing shit

[carmine forge]

What stops you?

[void kelp]

Gives him a bottle of Vodka

Wanna have a shot?
It is 2 am in the night and I cannot sleep and I need to stand up at 6 am so I really need to sleep.

i don't drink

Alright then.

you can have 2 shots brother

Drinks 3 shots

Alright.
Thank you anyway.

[carmine forge]

takes 1 shot
dies

[void kelp]

eats salt and vinegar chip

[neon vale]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/762449743778676779/1041005009309007952/ezgif.com-gif-maker_1.gif

[carmine forge]

Humvee inflation?💀

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/basketball-nba-spalding-rajabets-playoffs-gif-21666750

[carmine forge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153801114091521/1044496309060644924/spin-1.gif

[void kelp]

Just went to my refrigerator and took 3 shots...
Still cannot sleep

[carmine forge]

But why?

[void kelp]

I am fu****

[carmine forge]

Also isn't it like 5 am in Mongolia?

[void kelp]

I Live in Germany.

My Family has lived in central Asia for many generations.

[carmine forge]

oh

[pearl wraith]

now I'm pissed because all the screws on my nerf gun are stripped so I can't take it apart and fix it

[void kelp]

That helps thx

[void kelp]

So I am Mongolian but I live in Germany rn.

[carmine forge]

reminded me of

[carmine forge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/342838917285806081/1043626325262483516/caption-5.gif

[void kelp]

We have all kinds of Muslim people here.

Not just Turks.

[void kelp]

It has that :3 face

[tiny dew]

You smoke and do whores!

[void kelp]

Can I eat it?

[tiny dew]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-look-dog-gif-25616231

[void kelp]

WAITERS WAITERS MORE TODDLERS PLEASE

[simple sage]

HikingEnjoyer#7156 has been warned

Reason: Capital letters

[carmine forge]

btw don't turkic people originate from Mongolia?

[void kelp]

they make kebab

[carmine forge]

I mean geographically

[void kelp]

oh then idk

[void kelp]

Hell no.

They have their own tribe.
Even tho we used to controll their lands

for a few seconds i can do the throat singing sound

[carmine forge]

Should control their lands again

[void kelp]

Yes I know...
Like Kasachstan, Uzbekistan, Tadschikistan, Turkmenistan and Kyrgyzstan.

ngl

i still cant believe it that there was a polish astronaut

Kurwanaut.

NO

no

sorry for the capslock

Polewaj.

[vernal loom]

I laugh like this

[void kelp]

Clear sky moment.

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/885710706350116915/1059507948113641582/SPOILER_togif-1.gif

maxwell my beloved

[carmine forge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1038016230361157673/maxwell.gif