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feral fable
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yeah

shy narwhal
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My man, you gotta remove the debris and broken glass

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Not necessarily broken glass in the ground, you don't need to with good equipment

teal oracle
shy narwhal
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Break the window

Right click in the broken window

Remove pieces of glass/debris

teal oracle
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or open the window

polar lynx
teal oracle
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that to

polar lynx
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we proved him wrong so now his not gonna respond

polar lynx
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😔

old nymph
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i am eating military beef

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why puke? do you think they eat cake there?

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if you want cake go to iceland or smth

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@polar lynx

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thots puke

candid cloud
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This guy, 🤓 react him!

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@polar lynx , not me, the petruha.

teal oracle
polar lynx
lone tusk
polar lynx
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platy

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play

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cheat

lone tusk
polar lynx
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cheaters

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not cheat

polar lynx
candid cloud
lone tusk
polar lynx
candid cloud
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No, official servers.

polar lynx
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yeah rarely

frozen lily
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haiiiii guysssss :3

craggy crow
candid cloud
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Somebody has come.

polar lynx
candid cloud
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I always was here.

polar lynx
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😈

somber granite
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It's. Ya boi

candid cloud
polar lynx
teal oracle
polar lynx
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in a stalker type way

candid cloud
polar lynx
teal oracle
feral fable
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guys

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how the hell do you make a tea out of ice

polar lynx
feral fable
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then what is ice tea

polar lynx
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cold tea

lone tusk
polar lynx
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ice + teas = ice tea

feral fable
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you speak in riddles computer guy

polar lynx
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add ice to tea

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you have ice tea

feral fable
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no

polar lynx
feral fable
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"add ice to tea"

polar lynx
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ok then

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tea to ice then

feral fable
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"tea to ice then"

polar lynx
void kelp
polar lynx
feral fable
void kelp
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companions block

feral fable
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lol

void kelp
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send help

feral fable
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kill them

carmine forge
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Anomaly

void kelp
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ok i shouldn't have asked

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too many people said yes

polar lynx
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yes this is me and it was a orange

feral fable
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why did you throw an orange at a building

polar lynx
void kelp
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ok

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companion moved no longer need help

feral fable
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you killed them

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good good

void kelp
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no longer need violence

feral fable
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cuz you already used it

void kelp
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i didn't

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i pointed a sks at their head

somber granite
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Pacifist STALKER mod when?

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Snowball fights for everyone

void kelp
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7.62 x 39 can kill a god

feral fable
void kelp
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intimidation

somber granite
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But 7.62x54 can kill a god and 3 more behind him

void kelp
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yes

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no it doesn't just kill them

carmine forge
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9mm > 7.62

feral fable
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then what can 50 bmg can do...

void kelp
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it just eradicates them

somber granite
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12 gauge buckshot > everything else

void kelp
feral fable
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22LR > anything

void kelp
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air > anything

feral fable
somber granite
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This man gonna be punching air when he finds out there's no bullet penetration in game

void kelp
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ATF can suck a dick

somber granite
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So that 50 cal gonna get stopped short by a tree branch

feral fable
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fr screw the ATF

somber granite
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The ATF trains extensively in shooting dogs and unarmed civilians

feral fable
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me when the military machien gunner can shoot through trees but I can't

somber granite
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As soon as anyone returns fire their policy is to pull back and torch the surrounding neighborhood

feral fable
somber granite
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All federal agents are professional dog killers

feral fable
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and civilian murderers

carmine forge
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Based

somber granite
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But mostly dog killers

simple sageBOT
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Chingus Chong#6080 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

somber granite
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Eat me bot

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ATF tends to shoot eachother a lot when taking on unarmed civvies

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Dogs are safer cause they just run in a straight line

sharp moss
fleet nebula
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@simple sage

polar lynx
simple sageBOT
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f4#0048 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

polar lynx
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@simple sage fvck you

carmine forge
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Welsh

fleet nebula
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Wolf have Micro Balls

somber granite
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Of course it's from Wales

cinder crag
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(it isn't)

somber granite
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They're BALLS, BARBARA

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Of course they're not tasty

old nymph
sharp moss
cinder crag
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british people are genuinely disgusting

old nymph
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they invaded countries all across the world

old nymph
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diffrente flavors diffrente tastes diffrente food but ended up with beans and bread

cinder crag
carmine forge
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Wasn't Rome basically British Empire of the antiquity?

somber granite
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I'm sure they still had tastier food

marsh hamlet
somber granite
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Never forget Whiskers

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He gave up his life so the last of Clear Sky could escape the big emission

gaunt field
old nymph
coarse rapids
somber granite
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There were still some that survived that didn't go to the NPP

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They just all scattered and went to different factions

coarse rapids
polar lynx
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this is actually funny

coarse rapids
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It wouldn't be "clear sky" it would simply be a bastardisation wearing clear sky skin

somber granite
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Did you miss the part where I said the survivors disbanded?

feral fable
somber granite
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Yeah like Cold, Spore and the doctor were some of the only ones who lived

coarse rapids
somber granite
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The traders more or less

somber granite
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Everyone forgets nimble

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He's utterly forgettable

feral fable
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and the other member from call of pripyat

carmine forge
feral fable
coarse rapids
feral fable
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SUS

polar lynx
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why it get deleted

somber granite
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He was the only one from Clear Sky that I'd actually chill with

coarse rapids
feral fable
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who the hell remembers cold

coarse rapids
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I do

feral fable
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I forgot he even existed

somber granite
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Anyone who's down

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If you don't know Cold then you just can't hang like a real stalker

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All my homies roll with Cold

coarse rapids
feral fable
old nymph
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As the Marked One got out of the Shadows Of Chernobyl seeing the Clear Sky to implement the Call Of Pripyat🔥 🖋️

somber granite
somber granite
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Oh wait that's me, nevermind

old nymph
somber granite
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The Russian army, defeated by a Ring doorbell

old nymph
carmine forge
feral fable
somber granite
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Well mostly just Zelensky but I'm not gonna get political

feral fable
old nymph
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we want USSR Back

coarse rapids
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You can't tbh,the server doesn't like when it gets political

feral fable
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stupid europeans fighting eachother they're doing all of our work for us

old nymph
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back then if someone threads you he will bomb you now all are cowards

carmine forge
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Did discord get a new GIF compression?

somber granite
feral fable
patent burrow
coarse rapids
old nymph
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mostly russia and north korea and usa doesnt fek around nowdays

patent burrow
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Political

feral fable
coarse rapids
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Gif,video and image compression on discord has always been crap

old stone
feral fable
old stone
feral fable
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I am this clsoe to busting

old nymph
feral fable
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stop rn

old nymph
lone tusk
feral fable
# old stone

unrealistic the monolithian would be blasting the ecologist while the ecologist and pissing themselves and trying to run

somber granite
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Everyone knows all the femboys are in Duty

carmine forge
old nymph
feral fable
lone tusk
old nymph
somber granite
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Programmer socks are part of the standard Duty uniform

old nymph
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or else you will be banned 🥸 and have no aktheth do thtalker dwo

woeful gorge
coarse rapids
# old stone

I know you're the one commissioning all this awful art,I need to meet you IRL,I swear it's only to talk,

lone tusk
old stone
somber granite
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That's all part of a psyop, we bandits just like to give off the impression that we're stupid

coarse rapids
somber granite
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It lulls people into a false sense of security

old stone
feral fable
somber granite
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Don't fall for their lies brothers

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Duty can't even handle a couple of weed smoking hippies

feral fable
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or mercenaries

old stone
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Pixiv is such a cool website and phone application.

lone tusk
carmine forge
lone tusk
somber granite
simple sageBOT
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Sack Stealer#7541 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

feral fable
old nymph
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making all typa lies on how they will rescue the world and protect the barrier while freedom protects the barrier and loners do the hunting and they cant even defeat a dog and captured rostok to earn money by forcing loners to pay

old nymph
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dootie propganda 100%

lone tusk
old nymph
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without the zoo monkey zulu no yanov and no life

somber granite
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You say bandits are stupid but we're getting all the primo imported cigs and booze from the mercs

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What does Duty have? Bathtub vodka and irradiated soup

old nymph
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bandits&mercs= best friends

feral fable
somber granite
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Mercs + Bandits forever

lone tusk
somber granite
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Except Dushman, he can get bent

old nymph
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Petruha getting along with a bandit in skadovsk mmm

somber granite
lone tusk
feral fable
woeful gorge
old nymph
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he cracks it to glow

somber granite
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It's retractable like a police baton

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Just flick it out when you need it, fold it up when you don't

feral fable
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I heard it's constantly hard

lone tusk
feral fable
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yeah that video I watched some of it

lone tusk
somber granite
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Oh god I can imagine how jank that must be

lone tusk
old nymph
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have you seen african american? now prepare for fallout stalker

somber granite
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Take the prime slavjank RPG and the prime western jank RPG and slam them together, that's a bug sandwich waiting to happen

somber granite
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That's good eatin in the zone

old nymph
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Vote Time: Who would you Trust? f_freedom orf_duty

feral fable
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I'd rather eat stale bread and a moldy sausage

feral fable
somber granite
old nymph
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Renegades being created just to get wiped out in just a week

old nymph
woeful gorge
feral fable
lone tusk
old nymph
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xD

somber granite
old nymph
feral fable
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I find it funny how everyone forget freedom has cannibal members

somber granite
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Whenever I'm in Freedom base I have to sleep with my a$$ to the wall

old nymph
somber granite
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Mercs literally make it a point to eat people to show they're hardcore

old nymph
feral fable
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I never heard of that

somber granite
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In my headcanon lol

old nymph
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UNSIGN copying a monolith armor xD

feral fable
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kill

lone tusk
somber granite
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Cause all the merc outposts always have heads on spikes around them

somber granite
old nymph
somber granite
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You're just jealous that my shotgun is bigger than yours

woeful gorge
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welp

somber granite
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Of course a Duty-head has to come along and try to rain on everyone's parade

feral fable
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ISG when there is factions already doing what they are barely able to do

woeful gorge
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guess i trust radioactive rock

lone tusk
candid cloud
somber granite
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Only morons

somber granite
lone tusk
old nymph
somber granite
feral fable
candid cloud
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Do it.

feral fable
somber granite
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At least Clear Sky leaves their base lol

feral fable
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fr

lone tusk
old nymph
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did you know all of us killed clear sky?

lone tusk
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isg are just ecologs with american guns

old nymph
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how you ask? Monolith forces are ex clear sky members

woeful gorge
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only few of them survived

old nymph
feral fable
feral fable
old nymph
somber granite
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ISG: Has best guns and armor, refuses to set foot outside because if their equipment gets even a little scratched their wages get garnished for a year

cinder crag
lone tusk
cinder crag
old nymph
feral fable
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ISG when they are only known because they are in anomaly

old nymph
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their task is a mystery tho

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Strider is a great guy as i saw

somber granite
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They're there to....

brisk osprey
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ISG wasn't even going to be a faction in the games, it was literally made for a single intro and thats it

cinder crag
feral fable
lone tusk
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and maybe some sub groups

somber granite
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Be mysterious..?

lone tusk
brisk osprey
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Also toothpaste camo lol

feral fable
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ngl the only cut faction I wish was ingame was sin

old nymph
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i was playing goldsphere

somber granite
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Fax

old nymph
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met a goofy ahh controller named third

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gave him his friend's head

woeful gorge
brisk osprey
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Sin is cool & all but the Belarusian shamans are better

old nymph
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it was so goofy that i didnt want it

somber granite
feral fable
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if I could replace any faction with sin it would be the renegades because they can just be easily labeled as bandits

lone tusk
somber granite
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"BUT BUT, EVEN BANDITS DON'T LIKE THEM"

simple sageBOT
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Chingus Chong#6080 has been warned

Reason: Capital letters

somber granite
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They're super bandits

old nymph
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Dead City is their base

lone tusk
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and thats how the monodudes still got such great army even after all losses they get

brisk osprey
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Clear Sky isn't real

woeful gorge
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well thats.... kinda risky but only way to do

brisk osprey
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Clear Sky is a conspiracy

old nymph
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a peace treaty has been made with mercs

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idk why the place was cut

feral fable
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isn't there over 1000 monolithians through all the games that you kill

lone tusk
old nymph
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and what prooves my idea? renegades coming from the side of the city

brisk osprey
# old nymph idk why the place was cut

Because theres no point to go to the Mercs base, the only time there was because of the old story where you find Doctor imprisoned, with the story change theres no need for Dead City

lone tusk
brisk osprey
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However Dead City still canonically exists since its marked in maps in the freedom base

feral fable
lone tusk
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dead city is full of viruses and parasites, keep it close

brisk osprey
old nymph
feral fable
somber granite
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I just miss the plague

brisk osprey
old nymph
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i couldnt find a mod similar to goldsphere

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or a mod that runs in directx 8

lone tusk
old nymph
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since OGSE had direct x 8 cut i gave up on a new mod

brisk osprey
woeful gorge
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that's too much i think

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what

feral fable
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it's impossible to make gauss rifles

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Stupid

woeful gorge
lone tusk
brisk osprey
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The EM-1 Rifle might look like a Gauss and its convenient that the Monolith hasn't used it before, but the gauss rifle exists in CS Multiplayer and thats enough évidence that they aren't the same thing

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The EM-1 Rifle in general is a plothole, it exists specifically to disable Strelok's psi protection

brisk osprey
old nymph
brisk osprey
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God bless you bro i feel you

old nymph
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i completed black ops 1 on my dead grandma laptop

brisk osprey
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I remember having such a shit PC i could only use 3 saves at a time in CS lol

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Having any more causes memory crashes

old nymph
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with 1-20 fps

lone tusk
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Lebdev worked with the gauss rifle creators thats how he got the only one availabe in cs and the monolith not, after the limansk battle the monolith put their hands in the gauss rifle and start to make the lethal version of them

old nymph
feral fable
lone tusk
feral fable
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they do not have tools or anything of the sort

somber granite
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Even if you had the knowledge to make a gauss rifle where would you get the materials?

lone tusk
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he was also working the scientis before the zone

brisk osprey
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But that wouldnt make sense because the original gauss was already lethal, see the one in the workshop that broke through metal plates

old nymph
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C-Con has the abilities to hire agents

brisk osprey
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The EM-1 Rifle is probably something different but they were too lazy to make a new model for it lol

lone tusk
feral fable
somber granite
old nymph
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Lebedev is a agent of C-Con thats why he doesnt want anyone to reach the center to 1-c-con stays alive 2-everything is a secret 3-contained zone

lone tusk
brisk osprey
# lone tusk no, its the prototype

Well he does say its a prototype, but it could be the prototype of a different device, probably X-7 which had psi weapons according to documents found in X-8

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Definitely not Item 62

old nymph
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since the task of lebedev was done and monolith was a better idea than a stalker faction they made an emission to brainwash&create fearless fighters thats why the monolith faction was increased in SoC

lone tusk
old nymph
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its just my theory the only dudes who know are GSC

brisk osprey
feral fable
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guys what if the zone was real and the X labs were real but they made a game about it do people think it's fake!!

old nymph
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the gauss rifel idea kind of supports my theory of c-con changing its mind on stalkers and instead brainwash

brisk osprey
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Just bad decisions made the Gauss rifle not seen in the game

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They didnt want you to notice its the same model

old nymph
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Gauss+Alot of Men? why not use theme to protect the center

lone tusk
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but the gauss rifle ? of course not

brisk osprey
brisk osprey
somber granite
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I've come across the G36 maybe one time in the base game

brisk osprey
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Just like the Gauss implicitly exists, its not EM-1 based

lone tusk
old nymph
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so lemme make it simple

brisk osprey
somber granite
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I always liked the idea of C-Con inserting sleeper agents into other factions

brisk osprey
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Answer: plot, similar answer for no Gauss usage

somber granite
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Shame we never really saw that concept expanded on

feral fable
lone tusk
feral fable
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oh wait you mean in cs not shadow of chernobyl

lone tusk
feral fable
lone tusk
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lazy freedomers

brisk osprey
cinder crag
brisk osprey
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Theres a suspecious amount of Monolith bodies concentrated in the Swamps then nowhere else in the Zone until the warehouses

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Clear Sky faction is definitely a psyop

feral fable
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the first faction to reach pripyat was freedom 😎

lone tusk
somber granite
somber granite
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I like to imagine that's how Freedom ends up anywhere in the zone

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They're just like "How the hell did I get here?"

lone tusk
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the swamps routes are closed before the first big emission in cs

old nymph
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FUC

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i wrote an entire essay just for it to get lost

simple sageBOT
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Toad_550#0659 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

old nymph
feral fable
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I find it funny how every location has a shit ton of monolith bodies

old nymph
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Petruha never give up i am re-writing that shit

brisk osprey
somber granite
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Monolith and army

feral fable
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I mean even the cordon has a truck of death monolithians

feral fable
brisk osprey
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Specifically Swamps, Cordon Swamps tunnel, Army warehouses and beyond in CS

somber granite
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There's tons of dead soldiers all over the place too so it makes you wonder if they cleared out monolith from most of the zone before pulling back to cordon and a few other places

brisk osprey
lone tusk
feral fable
brisk osprey
lone tusk
old nymph
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Monolith and Clear Sky factions were made-Monolith task was guarding-Clear Sky task was protecting the center and its secrets-Strelok and his men exposed the secrets so CS rushed to stop em-C-Con was impressed by the monolith skills in fighting CS-CS reached strelok in the center and disable his protection with a gauss rifel-C-Con decides to brainwash CS into monolithians so they will be better at protecting with their ability of not giving up and use the gauss rifel as a weapon for protection

brisk osprey
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You cant conveniently choose whats an oversight and whats not to your liking

lone tusk
brisk osprey
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Why didnt they use RPGs then lol

brisk osprey
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Just blow up Strelok haha

lone tusk
coarse rapids
feral fable
simple sageBOT
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Sack Stealer#7541 has been warned

Reason: Capital letters

old nymph
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thats a new theory i got

brisk osprey
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You can't tell the difference between gameplay and lore so im gonna go take a piss and forget about this, cheers

feral fable
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ANYWAY

lone tusk
feral fable
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guys who likes PORN!!

lone tusk
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the whole point of your argument is pointless

somber granite
feral fable
lone tusk
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EVEN THE DAWN WIKI SAYS THE MONOLITH GOT THE GAUSS RIFLE AFTER THE CS FALL

simple sageBOT
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Sylky#5506 has been warned

Reason: Capital letters

feral fable
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c'mon watch it it'll be funny

simple sageBOT
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Sylky#5506 has been warned

Reason: Capital letters

feral fable
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we should

lone tusk
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pls no

brisk osprey
lone tusk
feral fable
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the only true wiki is the video gaems!!!!!!!

lone tusk
cinder crag
brisk osprey
feral fable
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it still is

lone tusk
# cinder crag tf you mean

he is using an argumentative tactic to discredit the source because he costs too much to admit that his argument makes no sense

brisk osprey
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and even then, the implication about the gauss isn't proven, its just supposition because the relation feels natural

cinder crag
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i am right i wrote the entire wiki

lone tusk
brisk osprey
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did you write the part about the gauss

cinder crag
lone tusk
cinder crag
feral fable
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guys we should jack off on a cracker and the last one to bust on it eats it

cinder crag
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thats a british thing for gay people

feral fable
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I am canadian

cinder crag
lone tusk
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controller_b_right canadian freedom ?

feral fable
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NGL

cinder crag
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canadians dont have freedom

feral fable
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soon enough we will

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when we kill that king

cinder crag
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canada isnt even tied to the king 💀

lone tusk
feral fable
feral fable
cinder crag
feral fable
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fr for real

cinder crag
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for fr

feral fable
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indeed

lone tusk
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for france ?

somber granite
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Oh fokkin A there bod

cinder crag
somber granite
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We talkin aboot Canada now eh?

lone tusk
cinder crag
lone tusk
teal oracle
somber granite
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Oh yah, sure thing there chief

feral fable
lone tusk
# feral fable

controller_b_right french are my neightbors in south america, help me canada, give me some nuke

feral fable
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WE HAVE THEM IN OUR COUNTRY

simple sageBOT
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Sack Stealer#7541 has been warned

Reason: Capital letters

feral fable
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YOU'RE LUCKY

simple sageBOT
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Sack Stealer#7541 has been warned

Reason: Capital letters

lone tusk
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canada nuke yourself them give me some nukes

feral fable
lone tusk
feral fable
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good

lone tusk
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by the way, be a colony again could be actually good for brazil

feral fable
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brazil sucks

lone tusk
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controller_b_right YES

cinder crag
somber granite
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Lol making Brazil a colony again would probably tank Portugal's economy

feral fable
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who cares about portugal

lone tusk
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dev oversight

feral fable
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indeed

cinder crag
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brazil is massive and has tons of exports

somber granite
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They'd have to spend all their money on demolishing all the favelas and arresting all the gangs

lone tusk
cinder crag
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corruption

somber granite
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Plus as soon as the Portuguese moved back in they'd probably just kick all the natives out

lone tusk
somber granite
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"Yeah sorry this is ours again, go to Colombia or something"

lone tusk
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and its all legal

cinder crag
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do it.

lone tusk
somber granite
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And then the next one, and the next one, and the next one...

feral fable
cinder crag
somber granite
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If you guys do it right you might even have a president last a whole month before he's assassinated

lone tusk
feral fable
#

duty when their old ass rifles from the caveman times don't work anymore

lone tusk
somber granite
#

Duty wears red over their vital spots so you can end their suffering as quick as possible

somber granite
#

"Please shoot me here"

void kelp
somber granite
lone tusk
reef rover
somber granite
#

You don't need protection if you kill everyone before they even know you're there Think_about_it

feral fable
somber granite
#

When Duty can handle the blind dogs that hang out outside Rostok I'll start taking them seriously

lone tusk
somber granite
#

Until then, shush

feral fable
#

guardian of freedom suit 🤤

somber granite
#

And yet we keep coming back stronger and stronger

feral fable
#

duty when they see a hole in the ground

somber granite
#

It's the trench coats man, everyone wants the sick black trench coat

cinder crag
somber granite
#

I can't hang out with Duty people for too long, all the salt makes my blood pressure go up

lone tusk
somber granite
#

I'd be salty too if I was cosplaying as the army and still got beat up by schoolyard bullies in my 30s

feral fable
#

I found it funny bandits never even had an armored suit for two games and when they did it was just a recolored mercenary suit

somber granite
#

What are you talking about? The trench coat is bulletproof

lone tusk
somber granite
#

It's anomalous properties are yet to be understood

cinder crag
feral fable
somber granite
#

He wasn't wearing it properly

gaunt field
#

they put kevlar plates in the trenchcoat

lone tusk
somber granite
#

You have to wear it properly and perform the correct litanies of maintenance before yu don it

feral fable
somber granite
#

Otherwise it won't work right

cinder crag
somber granite
#

It's like when Space Marines anoint and bless their armor before battle

feral fable
#

space marines SUCK

somber granite
#

Yeah we're basically like drunk space marines

#

Freedom knows all about the art of sucking

lone tusk
feral fable
#

by bloodsuckers

cinder crag
somber granite
#

I take pride in being the only bandit in the zone who isn't cockeyed and has two left feet

feral fable
#

both ways 😉

old nymph
#

whats the most evil thing you guys did at school

somber granite
#

Just casually hunting Duty in Army Warehouses

feral fable
somber granite
#

I got enough marlboro reds bro I'm good

lone tusk
somber granite
#

I can survive the elephant's foot with all these cigs

old nymph
gaunt field
somber granite
lone tusk
gaunt field
old nymph
# somber granite Take your mom to prom

our teacher was always bullying us so we made a fake woman account and made him in a relationship with it sending him nudes and everything and then sent everything to his wife and she divorced him

somber granite
#

That's not evil, that's justice

somber granite
#

You're the hero your school needs, but not the one it deserves

old nymph
#

just for the vine

feral fable
#

me and my dog (real life image)

old nymph
feral fable
#

indeed

lone tusk
somber granite
old nymph
#

a zoo painted a donkey and said its a zebra

#

now i know why the zebra in our zoo goes ee uuu

gaunt field
somber granite
#

You know what? Screw bandits I'm starting my own faction

#

I'm bringing the Kings to the zone baby

feral fable
somber granite
#

Absolutely

old nymph
#

if women existed in zone freedom will lose alot of members

somber granite
#

Nobody tell him about Hip...

old nymph
feral fable
#

hip isn't real IDIOT

somber granite
#

Freedom is scared of girls, that's why they make it a point to hang out with the bros

feral fable
somber granite
somber granite
#

Filthy Freedomer

coarse rapids
somber granite
#

Freedom, more like Free-Dome

old nymph
#

my friend told me he has diabetes type 1 i told him 1 smile_scar

full grail
#

Hello

somber granite
#

Monolith are really just a bunch of drum n bass heads, that's why they're locked in their underground labs all day. They're engineering sick funky beats

regal heron
feral fable
somber granite
#

That's what too much dnb does to you

#

I really wanna figure out what all the factions music choices would be now

#

Freedom and Duty are easy, Freedom listens to Sublime all day and Duty listens to Sabaton

gaunt field
somber granite
#

Mercs probably listen to like the lamest rap possible

#

Or 5 Finger Death Punch

#

Loners just sit around chain smoking cigs and listening to The Cure

feral fable
marsh hamlet
#

bravo 6, breaking throug

void kelp
cinder crag
sharp moss
cinder crag
carmine forge
cinder crag
fleet nebula
old nymph
#

petruha got an upgrade

old nymph
cinder crag
old nymph
cinder crag
#

it is

#

i took the picture myself

teal oracle
old nymph
teal oracle
somber granite
#

Snow was invented in Africa before the evil white man stole it all for his non melanin-having self

teal oracle
#

We stole it to use as crack cocaine

old nymph
#

you know your life sucks when even your wifi runs at 1b/s

somber granite
#

You must live in California

old nymph
#

1byte per secound

#

imagine like i have to wait years for my message to appear

#

and then at 1 am for absolute 0 shit it becomes 2mb/s explain this goverment

somber granite
#

I'm in the same boat

somber granite
#

There are wifi cafes in the Philippines with better connection than me

cinder crag
#

fake

old nymph
#

imma show ya then

cinder crag
#

you literally could not send a message with that speed

#

or even load anything

old nymph
#

i can i think

cinder crag
#

B

#

not b

old nymph
#

B=byte

cinder crag
#

yes

#

you said b

old nymph
#

b/s

cinder crag
#

thats bits

#

Mbps is megabits per second while MBps is megabyte

old nymph
#

oh yeah

#

ik ik

cinder crag
#

AMATEUR

old nymph
#

just forgot the bite thing

shy narwhal
#

@cinder crag @cinder crag

cinder crag
#

you really missed me how cute

shy narwhal
#

No

#

I did not

cinder crag
#

ill send you pics later

shy narwhal
#

Blocked

teal oracle
old nymph
teal oracle
#

Me remembering that cringy memory 6 years ago

old nymph
humble rover
# old stone

i would say something but it would get me banned

marsh hamlet
void kelp
cinder crag
somber granite
#

Oh God my arms

#

They're so sore from carrying all this Duty loot

void kelp
#

:(

teal oracle
lament zealot
rotund walrus
#

Does anyone know if the physical collection edition of stalker 2 for pc will available in the us? The only thing I can find for it is through game legends and they only ship to Europe

marsh hamlet
somber granite
#

Probably will be available stateside once they get the logistics worked out

cinder crag
coarse rapids
shy narwhal
#

@coarse rapids i wish S2 voice lines will be great as these ones

shy narwhal
#

Do you know the video?

coarse rapids
#

yes

teal oracle
rough quartz
#

Hey guys

#

How goes it?

coarse rapids
rough quartz
#

What is it about?

coarse rapids
somber granite
#

I been going back and forth between anomaly and shogun 2

#

It is very honorabru game

carmine forge
coarse rapids
#

Shogun 2 is good however that damn stupid mechanic where if you play the game too well the devs punish you by making every nation in the map actively your enemies despite earlier ties you may have had is VERY annoying

full grail
#

I watched that video at the end of 2020 I think

simple sageBOT
#
Chingus Chong#6080 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

somber granite
#

I could understand if you took the shogunate and kept being an a-hole then yeah everyone would band against you

#

But their disposition literally goes down every turn after you're shogun

#

Even your game-long allies will suddenly just be like "Nah get bent fam"

#

Even if you make vassals after you're shogun they'll still turn on you after like 10 turns

#

I was rocking the islands socks off as Chosokabe the other day but then friggin Hojo and Shimazu had to go and be jagoffs

#

I'd love to conquer the entire map eventually but it just gets to a point where you can't match everyone else's resources

#

I'm struggling to scrape together another ashigaru army while dillhole over here comes in with a fresh full XP stack of samurai after I just crushed the last one he sent out a turn ago

lone tusk
#

lmao too many text

frosty fiber
#

Gremlins

coarse rapids
# somber granite I'm struggling to scrape together another ashigaru army while dillhole over here...

it's not even ho you need to know the game better to fight them all,or how its a roadblock you have to overcome,its literally just amping the difficulty up for no reason to make you lose the game since when it activates youll probably only be making your way into accessible land and having everyone around you collectively band together for no reason to hunt you down is really bad when its 1 vs 4/5th of the country

somber granite
#

I'm not surrounded by enemies, I'm just in a target rich environment

chrome blaze
shy narwhal
carmine forge
# shy narwhal What

Clear Sky provides excuses like this to prevent you from traversing to certain locations before the story wants you to

shy narwhal
#

Oh

carmine forge
#

If you try to go to Red Forest or Army Warehouses before completing story quests at Yantar you'll get "You can't find the way" message

candid cloud
#

Guys, I have a question.

carmine forge
#

We're so happy for you

candid cloud
#

Nevermind, I'm not allowed to post the picture.

carmine forge
candid cloud
#

Moderators don't like the dead bodies.

carmine forge
#

1984

old nymph
#

we are all bodies but not dead

void kelp
lone tusk
lone tusk
carmine forge
old stone
#

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somber granite
somber granite
#

Are you skilled in the art of Dudu Fadende?

neon vale
#

what is with the chinese and making good management games

#

i have a completely different management game and i found out its also chinese

somber granite
neon vale
#

i doubt its as fun in china though

somber granite
#

Stop playing Genshin Impact you cuck

neon vale
#

ew hell no

#

first, its genshin

#

second, im not gonna gamble my money on anime girls

somber granite
#

You know you're playing Genshin you're just deflecting

neon vale
#

on a real note though, i have never heard anything good about genshin

#

and every single person i know that had played genshin before all stopped playing it

somber granite
#

I don't know anything about Genshin besides it being a filthy weeb mobile game

neon vale
#

only thing i know about genshin is that it will empty your wallet

void kelp
#

speaking of bad game (idk maybe its good havent played it yet) I bought anthem at 4am last night for some reason

somber granite
#

Genshin is for incels

neon vale
#

are yall excited for risk of rain returns

somber granite
#

Never played the first one

#

Was that the one where the suit was puppeting the wearer cause he was nearly dead?

neon vale
#

no

#

i dont think

somber granite
#

I'm thinking of something else then

neon vale
#

risk of rain 1 has a slightly different story from 2 i think

#

i plan on playing the first game before the remake releases

#

considering how cheap it is

somber granite
#

Helldivers looks sweet honestly

neon vale
#

i might get back into achievement hunting

#

but i know what awaits me

#

lots of pain

#

slime rancher might be fun to achievement hunt

teal oracle
somber granite
#

The only game I've ever 100% on achievements was Prototype 2

old nymph
old nymph
#

of course

cyan canopy
#

I own a flare gun for home defense as that’s what the founding fathers intended.

somber granite
#

Until it blows up in your face

regal heron
#

i heard that it deals crits to people set on fire

neon vale
somber granite
neon vale
#

with my frying pan

somber granite
#

Back when I used to play TF2 I was a godlike Huntsman sniper

neon vale
#

back when i played tf2 i usually would just use sticky jumper + any melee weapon

somber granite
#

I could nail a scout's head to the wall full sprint from across the map

#

My loadout for sniper was Huntsman, stock kukri and jarate

neon vale
#

i have a 20$ heavy hat

#

im thinking about selling it considering i never play tf2

#

also because it would be a net profit

somber granite
#

I never spent a cent on TF2 aside from buying the orange box

neon vale
somber granite
#

Demo knight and huntsman sniper were my mains

#

I used to rock the Scottsman's Skullcutter because I loved the instant-kill on critical

neon vale
#

i by far have the most hours on demo

#

but almost all of that is on melee

somber granite
#

It made the playstyle for demoknight way different than the ones that ran the eyelander

neon vale
#

demopan, scottish handshake, etc.

#

i almost exclusively use persian persuader as demoknight

somber granite
#

Scottsman's Skullcutter, and Charg,n Targe was my favorite demoknight loadout

neon vale
somber granite
#

I know everyone hated the Skullcutter and preferred the Eyelander but if you knew how to use the skullcutter properly it was a beast

neon vale
#

tf2 is one of those games i kinda wonder how i got so many hours in

somber granite
#

You had to basically pick out targets of opportunity to charge in and cut down with the targe then run back out of the fight

#

The Skullcutter turned demo into a hit and run class

neon vale
somber granite
neon vale
#

im ass at wt

somber granite
#

Oh war thunder lo

#

I thought it was wargame

#

I love Wargame: Red Dragon

neon vale
somber granite
#

I really want to get Ready or Not

neon vale
#

i miss old among us

somber granite
#

I loved the old SWAT games

neon vale
#

when the community was no bigger than 6k people

coarse rapids
#

I got a VR headset,I played 3 games and now it's rotting

somber granite
#

Ready or Not looks friggin sick

coarse rapids
#

dog I suffer from success

somber granite
#

VR is a fad

neon vale
somber granite
#

It's not the future of gaming

neon vale
#

idc about vr being a fad

#

i just dont think its worth

somber granite
#

That too

neon vale
#

regardless of if its the future or not

#

200-1000 bucks for a handful of games

#

most of which are not free

somber granite
#

I have been a Half Life fan since I was like 5 years old but I hate Half Life Alyx

coarse rapids
# somber granite VR is a fad

The few games that work are REALLY good
But it's very experimental rn,it will certainly bloom into something better when given time

somber granite
#

HLA ruined the entire continuity as far as I'm concerned

neon vale
#

i would give vr a better rep if vrchat simply didnt exist

coarse rapids
somber granite
#

HLA is garbo

#

I hate the game and the writing

neon vale
#

interesting

somber granite
#

They turned it into marvel capeshite

coarse rapids
#

I wouldn't say Garbo but that it's a very very uninteresting experience that's true

neon vale
#

this is legit the first time ive heard criticism of HLA

somber granite
#

I dislike HLA because it doesn't feel like Half Life

coarse rapids
#

The only reason I pirated it is BC ppl hailed it as the new coming of christ but genuinely?it's just boring to play and go thru

#

Nothing interesting or challenging,and everything is very sanded,both writing,setting and gameplay,it feels so innofensive it's actually just dull and boring

somber granite
#

They only made HLA because they realized they wrote themselves into a corner in Ep2

#

So they retconned it instead of coming up with a good solution

coarse rapids
#

I mean I was never one to be interested in HL universe but HLA?turned me off even more

somber granite
#

I hate HLA not just because it ruined the HL2 continuity but also because they made the combine look like clowns

neon vale
#

do any of yall play holdfast

somber granite
#

"Overwatch said stop kicking it"

#

So stupid

coarse rapids
#

controller_b_right it's a good game to play,it doesn't so anything wrong,but it's just dull and boring and just thinking about playing it gives me a heart attack from the boredom I'll have to get thru to get a "mhe" experience

#

feels_bad_stalk another thing hailed as the new best thing since sliced bread turned out to be lackluster and boring
That's just sad

somber granite
#

It's even more sad it was a HL game since HL is always on the cutting edge of tech

#

They fumbled so hard with HLA

#

You can't even beat zombies to death with a crowbar or a piece of rebar

coarse rapids
#

BOTW turned out to be a disappointment as well,good thing I didn't buy a console for that,I would've wasted 200+ euro,but Boneworks?that was pretty damn cool

somber granite
#

I hate HLA, I refuse to accept it as part of the canon

coarse rapids
#

Into the Radius was a big dissapointment,and I'm pretty mad that ppl mislead me into believing the game was what it wasn't

#

And Paradox of Hope was suprisingly good,tbh,needs more meat,better dunegeon generation but it's a good start

old nymph
#

Trying out cs go

somber granite
#

When you're plowing into the CNPP the only thing you need to get you through is the Tachanka song

#

Bandit rampage commences as soon as this track comes on

coarse rapids
somber granite
cinder crag
old nymph
#

stalker i need a few mods that i can play on my shit pc

old nymph