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My man, you gotta remove the debris and broken glass
Not necessarily broken glass in the ground, you don't need to with good equipment
Break the window
Right click in the broken window
Remove pieces of glass/debris
or open the window
or the door
that to
we proved him wrong so now his not gonna respond
😔
i am eating military beef
why puke? do you think they eat cake there?
if you want cake go to iceland or smth
@polar lynx
thots puke
hes cheat kick him
but you can't play tf2 today without cheat
go to the gay gulag
7
nda 7
You actually can.
lie
community servers 🤓
No, official servers.
yeah rarely
haiiiii guysssss :3

Somebody has come.
did you?
I always was here.
It's. Ya boi
Well, yes.
🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨

Bloodsucker is running to you, but unfortunate he ran over the water.
he kinda looks like a bloodsucker too ngl
POV: Controller
you cant
then what is ice tea
cold tea
its simple, bring nimble here
ice + teas = ice tea
you speak in riddles computer guy
no
"no"
"add ice to tea"
"tea to ice then"
help
gang bang
what the hell is going on
companions block
lol
send help
kill them
Anomaly
me chucking the garbage ass artifact after i see it has +5 radiation on it
yes this is me and it was a orange
why did you throw an orange at a building
cause it looked at me funny
no longer need violence
cuz you already used it
7.62 x 39 can kill a god
so you did
intimidation
But 7.62x54 can kill a god and 3 more behind him
9mm > 7.62
then what can 50 bmg can do...
it just eradicates them
12 gauge buckshot > everything else
50 cal is pooppy
22LR > anything
air > anything
say that when you get shot with it after it goes through 12 buildings and a dog
This man gonna be punching air when he finds out there's no bullet penetration in game
ATF can suck a dick
So that 50 cal gonna get stopped short by a tree branch
fr screw the ATF
The ATF trains extensively in shooting dogs and unarmed civilians
me when the military machien gunner can shoot through trees but I can't
As soon as anyone returns fire their policy is to pull back and torch the surrounding neighborhood
don't forget the US marshals too
All federal agents are professional dog killers
and civilian murderers
Based
But mostly dog killers
Reason: Bad word usage
Eat me bot
ATF tends to shoot eachother a lot when taking on unarmed civvies
Dogs are safer cause they just run in a straight line

@simple sage
pig balls
Reason: Bad word usage
@simple sage fvck you
Welsh
Of course it's from Wales
I Bet that tastes gay
Br*tish food in a nutshell
british people are genuinely disgusting
beans and bread breakfast yeah
they invaded countries all across the world
tbh
diffrente flavors diffrente tastes diffrente food but ended up with beans and bread
based
I'm sure they still had tastier food
Never forget Whiskers
He gave up his life so the last of Clear Sky could escape the big emission
baller
@simple sage confirmed that the clear sky clan was turned into monoliths main force which Strelok fought against in SoC
They are dead
There were still some that survived that didn't go to the NPP
They just all scattered and went to different factions
the only ones that got away were less than 5,like 2, the rest are either dead or brainwashed
You'll never get redo of the clear sky faction and that's for the better
this is actually funny
It wouldn't be "clear sky" it would simply be a bastardisation wearing clear sky skin
Did you miss the part where I said the survivors disbanded?
like the two in call of pripyat
Yeah like Cold, Spore and the doctor were some of the only ones who lived
the clan was dead when the heads,the glue keeping it together,were taken and brainwashed
The traders more or less
do not forget nimble
and the other member from call of pripyat
We still don't know the fates of Suslov and Kalancha
that's kinda...
you'd be surprised at how many ppl make him a mascot
SUS
why it get deleted
Bro Cold is my homie
He was the only one from Clear Sky that I'd actually chill with
More ppl recognise nimble than cold tbh
FR
who the hell remembers cold
I do
I forgot he even existed
Anyone who's down
If you don't know Cold then you just can't hang like a real stalker
All my homies roll with Cold
Too much weed messes with your brain comrade
do not forget the burnt fuzz and boar meat
As the Marked One got out of the Shadows Of Chernobyl seeing the Clear Sky to implement the Call Of Pripyat🔥 🖋️
And home-brew vodka of suspect origin
Oh wait that's me, nevermind
reminds me of the bird hitting the camera
The Russian army, defeated by a Ring doorbell
petruha before war: hates NATO likes Russia/petruha after war: hates both of em
Battle of Technohouse?
Me before: Hated NATO and Russia/ Me after: Hates NATO, Russia and Ukraine
Well mostly just Zelensky but I'm not gonna get political
me before: loves NATO and hates russian/me after: loves NATO and russia
we want USSR Back
You can't tbh,the server doesn't like when it gets political
stupid europeans fighting eachother they're doing all of our work for us
back then if someone threads you he will bomb you now all are cowards
Did discord get a new GIF compression?
Bring back free Black Sea helicopter rides
idk
No it was always bad
mostly russia and north korea and usa doesnt fek around nowdays
Political
Gif,video and image compression on discord has always been crap
I am this clsoe to busting
Lets ban all Dutiers
stop rn
unrealistic the monolithian would be blasting the ecologist while the ecologist and pissing themselves and trying to run
Everyone knows all the femboys are in Duty
I think derek posted a link to the artist somewhere
Me having another excuse to mug ecos
for real
no
shhhhhhhhh
Programmer socks are part of the standard Duty uniform
or else you will be banned 🥸 and have no aktheth do thtalker dwo
I know you're the one commissioning all this awful art,I need to meet you IRL,I swear it's only to talk,
bandits be like: imma go find some dumb way to die so i can apear on watchMojo
MonoEco | Vectorek🍻 #pixiv https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/99217389
A short fan art series of NDTwofive's Monolith-tan and Ecologist-tan:
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/76539116
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/76427888
Also ND's Spetsnaz-tan:
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/74830594
...and a mysterious passerby stalker:
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/98138798
That's all part of a psyop, we bandits just like to give off the impression that we're stupid
Please,don't,get it away from my sight
It lulls people into a false sense of security
They're both women
great now you're making me think of sakharov wearing a maid's dress I hate you
dootie proganda buddy
Don't fall for their lies brothers
Duty can't even handle a couple of weed smoking hippies
or mercenaries
Pixiv is such a cool website and phone application.
theres a mod for fallout 2 called oblivion lost, where sakharov fvcks a artifact
Renegades are the only gigachads who have no anime femboy art
what
YES
Imagine not having the foresight to make friends with the mercs so you can get primo stuff smuggled in
Reason: Bad word usage
how do you screw an artifact
making all typa lies on how they will rescue the world and protect the barrier while freedom protects the barrier and loners do the hunting and they cant even defeat a dog and captured rostok to earn money by forcing loners to pay
for real
dootie propganda 100%
sakharov got the secret
without the zoo monkey zulu no yanov and no life
You say bandits are stupid but we're getting all the primo imported cigs and booze from the mercs
What does Duty have? Bathtub vodka and irradiated soup
bandits&mercs= best friends
did the artifact somehow become better with ecologist semen
Mercs + Bandits forever
and a lot of full graves for dead bandits
Except Dushman, he can get bent
Petruha getting along with a bandit in skadovsk mmm
Sorry I couldn't hear you over the sound of Rostok's checkpoints getting wiped by pseudodogs
When?
no, but i think the sakharov d!ck can glow in the dark
what a loser
truly amazing
he cracks it to glow
It's retractable like a police baton
Just flick it out when you need it, fold it up when you don't
I heard it's constantly hard
that mod is only in russian but a english dude make a video about it, hold on
I know I saw some of it
What if Borat made a Fallout game? Support the channel: https://www.patreon.com/warlockracy
Bandit bar footage from here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kA3IO4PlXBE
yeah that video I watched some of it
yeah bc is truly junky
Oh god I can imagine how jank that must be
shut up you play anomaly
have you seen african american? now prepare for fallout stalker
Take the prime slavjank RPG and the prime western jank RPG and slam them together, that's a bug sandwich waiting to happen
bug sandwich gross
That's good eatin in the zone
Vote Time: Who would you Trust?
or
I'd rather eat stale bread and a moldy sausage
Cover your balls
That's like asking if I'd rather get shot or stabbed
Renegades being created just to get wiped out in just a week
freedom they are netrual to you tho
i dont think i cant trust anybody but vano
shot or raped*
@feral fable you know what ? lets shot these guys
xD
Doesn't mean I like them, have you SEEN what they do to bloodsuckers in their spare time?
Atleast not each other like what duty does
I find it funny how everyone forget freedom has cannibal members
Whenever I'm in Freedom base I have to sleep with my a$$ to the wall
I Dont he always asks to eat me
sin is not freedom
Mercs literally make it a point to eat people to show they're hardcore
true
you just didnt meet him
where does it say that
I never heard of that
In my headcanon lol
UNSIGN copying a monolith armor xD
kill
they play anomaly, ignore him
Cause all the merc outposts always have heads on spikes around them
Cope harder son
dootie
You're just jealous that my shotgun is bigger than yours
welp
Of course a Duty-head has to come along and try to rain on everyone's parade
ISG when there is factions already doing what they are barely able to do
guess i trust radioactive rock
you block dudes on en stalker, you're the copest here
Yeah, it was my first and very helpful hint during the game.
Only morons
You're working your way up the list real quick too
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
his shotgun is in a size of the Balbiani's pistol caliber
ISG is literally just dark Clear Sky
Do it.
no
ISG is american clear sky but atleast clear sky can fight monolith
At least Clear Sky leaves their base lol
fr
yeah clear sky are trying to not kill anyone in the zone with the flow of new emissions
did you know all of us killed clear sky?
isg are just ecologs with american guns
how you ask? Monolith forces are ex clear sky members
only few of them survived
i wanna see cold in s2
have you ever ate fries? their amazing
I wanna see strider's group in s2
i cooked some rn
ISG: Has best guns and armor, refuses to set foot outside because if their equipment gets even a little scratched their wages get garnished for a year
i wanna see hot in s2
the ones that did not go to limansk
isg not exist
what if they make a faction with the purpose to gather all monolith forces to escape their brainwash
ISG when they are only known because they are in anomaly
theres some new faction in s2
They're there to....
ISG wasn't even going to be a faction in the games, it was literally made for a single intro and thats it
me
yes
and maybe some sub groups
Be mysterious..?
tampico squad, sylky, shaman and zap ghost
Also toothpaste camo lol
ngl the only cut faction I wish was ingame was sin
i was playing goldsphere
Fax
so you mean 90% of Clear Sky just went to the limansk?
Sin is cool & all but the Belarusian shamans are better
it was so goofy that i didnt want it
I mean clear sky barely consisted of like 30 guys anyway
if I could replace any faction with sin it would be the renegades because they can just be easily labeled as bandits
yeah, thats how they push back the monodudes and the bandits
"BUT BUT, EVEN BANDITS DON'T LIKE THEM"
Reason: Capital letters
they are still here
They're super bandits
Dead City is their base
and thats how the monodudes still got such great army even after all losses they get
Clear Sky isn't real
well thats.... kinda risky but only way to do
Clear Sky is a conspiracy
isn't there over 1000 monolithians through all the games that you kill
NO
and what prooves my idea? renegades coming from the side of the city
Because theres no point to go to the Mercs base, the only time there was because of the old story where you find Doctor imprisoned, with the story change theres no need for Dead City
yeah, bc its the clear sky dudes, also in cop, the monodudes have much lower numbers
However Dead City still canonically exists since its marked in maps in the freedom base
i know that
NO
and somehow don't have guass rifles
dead city is full of viruses and parasites, keep it close
I miss the plague zombies
the zombies
play goldsphere
plague zombies are STUPID!!!
I just miss the plague
Already beat it years ago
no bro, the first gauss rifles was with scar, after the limansk battle the monodudes start to produce new gauss rifles and thats the ones whe saw in soc
since OGSE had direct x 8 cut i gave up on a new mod
Wind of Time iskind of a close contender but GS just raises the bar too high tbh
Wrong
fps drops
i just canceled that
nope, lebdev worked with the gauss rifle team
The EM-1 Rifle might look like a Gauss and its convenient that the Monolith hasn't used it before, but the gauss rifle exists in CS Multiplayer and thats enough évidence that they aren't the same thing
The EM-1 Rifle in general is a plothole, it exists specifically to disable Strelok's psi protection
what ?this not even make sense
Third world gaming?
4th world gayming
God bless you bro i feel you
i completed black ops 1 on my dead grandma laptop
I remember having such a shit PC i could only use 3 saves at a time in CS lol
Having any more causes memory crashes
with 1-20 fps
Lebdev worked with the gauss rifle creators thats how he got the only one availabe in cs and the monolith not, after the limansk battle the monolith put their hands in the gauss rifle and start to make the lethal version of them
where do they get resources i ask
it's literally impossible to make gauss rifles in the zone
lebdev got a pic in the x lab
they do not have tools or anything of the sort
Even if you had the knowledge to make a gauss rifle where would you get the materials?
he was also working the scientis before the zone
But that wouldnt make sense because the original gauss was already lethal, see the one in the workshop that broke through metal plates
C-Con has the abilities to hire agents
The EM-1 Rifle is probably something different but they were too lazy to make a new model for it lol
the monolith warlab, also the monolith still operates some x labs in the zone
probably
they don't operate labs!!!!!
Still a bit of a stretch since they'd probably only be able to produce really limited numbers
Lebedev is a agent of C-Con thats why he doesnt want anyone to reach the center to 1-c-con stays alive 2-everything is a secret 3-contained zone
no, its the prototype
yeah limited, whe only see 3 in soc, one in cop
Well he does say its a prototype, but it could be the prototype of a different device, probably X-7 which had psi weapons according to documents found in X-8
Definitely not Item 62
since the task of lebedev was done and monolith was a better idea than a stalker faction they made an emission to brainwash&create fearless fighters thats why the monolith faction was increased in SoC
than why the monolith din't use any gauss rifle to stop strelok ? why they din't use any rifle to stop the cs ? of course bc they not got the gauss rifle in the clear sky game
its just my theory the only dudes who know are GSC
no NPC in CS also uses the FN F2000 or the G36 does this mean they don't exist? No
guys what if the zone was real and the X labs were real but they made a game about it do people think it's fake!!
the gauss rifel idea kind of supports my theory of c-con changing its mind on stalkers and instead brainwash
Just bad decisions made the Gauss rifle not seen in the game
They didnt want you to notice its the same model
Gauss+Alot of Men? why not use theme to protect the center
you can get as reward
but the gauss rifle ? of course not
You are right tho, and i have alot of other evidence that support this headcanon
Most people dont even know the G36 is ingame lol
I've come across the G36 maybe one time in the base game
Just like the Gauss implicitly exists, its not EM-1 based
also it din't make any sense to not use the gauss rifle, but those guns it make bc at that point monolith members are still the original group
Yeah and like cmon would the C-Con be so dumb to sacrifice lebedev and his men?they will still use theme
so lemme make it simple
Why didn't the Monolith blow up Strelok with a RPG?
I always liked the idea of C-Con inserting sleeper agents into other factions
Answer: plot, similar answer for no Gauss usage
Shame we never really saw that concept expanded on
they tried to in the red forest
they try, it can see some ramdom explosion during the lebdev cutscene
oh wait you mean in cs not shadow of chernobyl
kkkkkkkk i give up bro that guy is coping all along
me?!?!?!
Both Monolith and CS led by The Group, both wanted to stop Strelok, interestingly before the Monolith became brainwashed they were isolationist pacifists just like CS who helped stalkers
Theres a suspecious amount of Monolith bodies concentrated in the Swamps then nowhere else in the Zone until the warehouses
Clear Sky faction is definitely a psyop
the first faction to reach pripyat was freedom 😎
thats delusional
They probably just got high and accidentally wandered in one day
I like to imagine that's how Freedom ends up anywhere in the zone
They're just like "How the hell did I get here?"
the swamps routes are closed before the first big emission in cs
Reason: Bad word usage

I find it funny how every location has a shit ton of monolith bodies
monodudes every where
Petruha never give up i am re-writing that shit
Yet theres a butt ton of Monolith bodies there
Monolith and army
I mean even the cordon has a truck of death monolithians
Not every
most areas
Specifically Swamps, Cordon Swamps tunnel, Army warehouses and beyond in CS
do not forget yantar
There's tons of dead soldiers all over the place too so it makes you wonder if they cleared out monolith from most of the zone before pulling back to cordon and a few other places
Only in SoC
also before they reach the center of zone, the stalkers told us they are peacufully, so mayber those bodys are bc they are fighting milicos in they exodus to the center of the zone
I DO NOT CARE!!!!
ADHD
this not prove anything, and can be just a oversight of the devs
Monolith and Clear Sky factions were made-Monolith task was guarding-Clear Sky task was protecting the center and its secrets-Strelok and his men exposed the secrets so CS rushed to stop em-C-Con was impressed by the monolith skills in fighting CS-CS reached strelok in the center and disable his protection with a gauss rifel-C-Con decides to brainwash CS into monolithians so they will be better at protecting with their ability of not giving up and use the gauss rifel as a weapon for protection

if its an oversight then the EM1 is an oversight too
You cant conveniently choose whats an oversight and whats not to your liking
yeah of course bc no monolith would use they best weapon againts a dude with psy protection kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Why didnt they use RPGs then lol
Just blow up Strelok haha
they use, it got a lot of explosions during the cutscene
THEY'RE IDITOS!!
Reason: Capital letters
-Scar was turned into an agent with a task to kill the strelok if he knew himself but the pda was switched and given to strelok
thats a new theory i got
Explosion sounds ≠ rockets launched at Strelok
You can't tell the difference between gameplay and lore so im gonna go take a piss and forget about this, cheers
ANYWAY
yeah bc they would wait strelok to fall down on some grenades while they are using some teleporters it makes all sense
guys who likes PORN!!
the whole point of your argument is pointless
No get your freaky freedom kink out of here
what it just has two women and a cup
EVEN THE DAWN WIKI SAYS THE MONOLITH GOT THE GAUSS RIFLE AFTER THE CS FALL
Reason: Capital letters
c'mon watch it it'll be funny
Reason: Capital letters
we should
referencing the wiki 💀
cope
the only true wiki is the video gaems!!!!!!!
its is, but even me and the wiki are saying the same thing, only that dude are saying different
tf you mean
eng wiki for a long time was full of misinformation or fanfic
it still is
he is using an argumentative tactic to discredit the source because he costs too much to admit that his argument makes no sense

and even then, the implication about the gauss isn't proven, its just supposition because the relation feels natural
i am right i wrote the entire wiki
based tampic
did you write the part about the gauss
uh
now, wrote about zap

guys we should jack off on a cracker and the last one to bust on it eats it
stfu you brit
thats a british thing for gay people
I am canadian
not much better
canadian freedom ?
NGL
cope
canadians dont have freedom
canada isnt even tied to the king 💀
no, US will invade canada after the chinese invasion of anchorage
ah shit here we go again
frr bro
for real (real)
fr for real
for fr
indeed
for france ?
Oh fokkin A there bod
🇫🇷
We talkin aboot Canada now eh?

canadians dont talk like that
no, we are talking about the anchorage invasion
Oh yah, sure thing there chief
french are my neightbors in south america, help me canada, give me some nuke
WE HAVE THEM IN OUR COUNTRY
Reason: Capital letters
YOU'RE LUCKY
Reason: Capital letters
nooooooooooooo
canada nuke yourself them give me some nukes
be thankful they don't have a whole province in your country
if they do, portugal will conquer brazil again
good
by the way, be a colony again could be actually good for brazil
brazil sucks
YES
exactly
Lol making Brazil a colony again would probably tank Portugal's economy
what
who cares about portugal
dev oversight
indeed
brazil is massive and has tons of exports
They'd have to spend all their money on demolishing all the favelas and arresting all the gangs
but you know our politcks stole all our money
corruption
Plus as soon as the Portuguese moved back in they'd probably just kick all the natives out
you got no idea bro, billions, maybe more
"Yeah sorry this is ours again, go to Colombia or something"
and its all legal
assassinate the president
do it.

And then the next one, and the next one, and the next one...
kill him kill him kill him
If you guys do it right you might even have a president last a whole month before he's assassinated
duty solution to anything :
me: im in
whe are brazil, not haiti
duty when their old ass rifles from the caveman times don't work anymore
shut up freedomer, you guys still use enfield rifles, even the new ones dont work
Duty wears red over their vital spots so you can end their suffering as quick as possible
and targets too
"Please shoot me here"
says the dude that not got protection even against some 9x18 rounds
You don't need protection if you kill everyone before they even know you're there 
say that when you instantly die when an anomaly touches you slightly
When Duty can handle the blind dogs that hang out outside Rostok I'll start taking them seriously
you guys got buchered by a amenesia guy that only got a knive
Until then, shush
guardian of freedom suit 🤤
they literally do 💀
wdymm by that
And yet we keep coming back stronger and stronger
duty when they see a hole in the ground
It's the trench coats man, everyone wants the sick black trench coat
no you're not 💀
I can't hang out with Duty people for too long, all the salt makes my blood pressure go up
freedom literally lives close to some of the most dangerous anomalies in the zone and even close to a blooscuker village, your body count is bigger than a friday 13 movie
I'd be salty too if I was cosplaying as the army and still got beat up by schoolyard bullies in my 30s
nah thats just you being obese
I found it funny bandits never even had an armored suit for two games and when they did it was just a recolored mercenary suit
What are you talking about? The trench coat is bulletproof
and put some trench coat over a seva armor, like this will help
It's anomalous properties are yet to be understood
the dead bandit with holes in his chest:
the only suit you had that has slightly any bullet protection is the bandit coat because it had some kevlar in it
He wasn't wearing it properly
they put kevlar plates in the trenchcoat
bulletproof against hope and dreams, not bullets
You have to wear it properly and perform the correct litanies of maintenance before yu don it
wasn't that the bandit jacket
Otherwise it won't work right
then it seems everyone is wearing it wrong
It's like when Space Marines anoint and bless their armor before battle
space marines SUCK
Yeah we're basically like drunk space marines
Freedom knows all about the art of sucking
you guys not even know how to shot
wrong we get sucked
by bloodsuckers
true
I take pride in being the only bandit in the zone who isn't cockeyed and has two left feet
both ways 😉
(for now)
whats the most evil thing you guys did at school
Just casually hunting Duty in Army Warehouses
radiation should do it's job soon enough
I got enough marlboro reds bro I'm good
theres not even bandits there
I can survive the elephant's foot with all these cigs
still weak
i am asking ones again
Take your mom to prom

putting thug shaker on the class pc
our teacher was always bullying us so we made a fake woman account and made him in a relationship with it sending him nudes and everything and then sent everything to his wife and she divorced him
That's not evil, that's justice
top 10 pranks
trolled
You're the hero your school needs, but not the one it deserves
just for the vine
me and my dog (real life image)
bro that dog is 50 metal 50 calories
indeed
where mods ?
https://twitter.com/punished_cait/status/1491644624821178368
songs used: Kevin MacLeod - Grave Matters, New Vegas - Hallo Mister X
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a zoo painted a donkey and said its a zebra
now i know why the zebra in our zoo goes ee uuu
You know what? Screw bandits I'm starting my own faction
I'm bringing the Kings to the zone baby
will it have blackjack and hookers?
Absolutely
♾️ QI
if women existed in zone freedom will lose alot of members
Nobody tell him about Hip...
uk
hip isn't real IDIOT
Freedom is scared of girls, that's why they make it a point to hang out with the bros
Tell me there's a full version of that mix somewhere
Filthy Freedomer
this song sucks,they ruined that song,why
Freedom, more like Free-Dome
my friend told me he has diabetes type 1 i told him 1 
Hello
fr
Monolith are really just a bunch of drum n bass heads, that's why they're locked in their underground labs all day. They're engineering sick funky beats
rex is the goodest boy
they aren't locked in underground labs that's the mutants
That's what too much dnb does to you
I really wanna figure out what all the factions music choices would be now
Freedom and Duty are easy, Freedom listens to Sublime all day and Duty listens to Sabaton
Mercs probably listen to like the lamest rap possible
Or 5 Finger Death Punch
Loners just sit around chain smoking cigs and listening to The Cure
i mean most of them have their own songs so just base it off those
bravo 6, breaking throug
spinnnnn
stop.
petruha got an upgrade
The reason most of africa doesnt have snow
unfortunate
i thought that was real
We stole all of it
yeah
Snow was invented in Africa before the evil white man stole it all for his non melanin-having self
We stole it to use as crack cocaine
you know your life sucks when even your wifi runs at 1b/s
You must live in California
1byte per secound
imagine like i have to wait years for my message to appear
and then at 1 am for absolute 0 shit it becomes 2mb/s explain this goverment
I'm in the same boat
how.
There are wifi cafes in the Philippines with better connection than me
one bit a second
fake
imma show ya then
B=byte
b/s
AMATEUR
just forgot the bite thing
@cinder crag @cinder crag
@shy narwhal @shy narwhal
you really missed me how cute
ill send you pics later
Blocked
west mfs when a little thing mess up
the best mental treatment in the zone
карлик
was it a rape joke
:(
Better not have been
Sam L Jackson
Does anyone know if the physical collection edition of stalker 2 for pc will available in the us? The only thing I can find for it is through game legends and they only ship to Europe

Probably will be available stateside once they get the logistics worked out
we dont know yet. will probably be able to when the release date gets announced
Ah, okay thanks
gotta say nice choice of server ma dude
Started this months ago, figured I might as well finish it.
@coarse rapids i wish S2 voice lines will be great as these ones
one can only hope
Do you know the video?
yes
playing this new game a friend recomended me CTL ALT EGO
it slaps
it slaps hard
What is it about?
hard to say,I still dont know
but it slaps
I been going back and forth between anomaly and shogun 2
It is very honorabru game
Shogun 2 is good however that damn stupid mechanic where if you play the game too well the devs punish you by making every nation in the map actively your enemies despite earlier ties you may have had is VERY annoying
🥰
I watched that video at the end of 2020 I think
Reason: Bad word usage
Realm divide is kinda bs yeah
I could understand if you took the shogunate and kept being an a-hole then yeah everyone would band against you
But their disposition literally goes down every turn after you're shogun
Even your game-long allies will suddenly just be like "Nah get bent fam"
Even if you make vassals after you're shogun they'll still turn on you after like 10 turns
I was rocking the islands socks off as Chosokabe the other day but then friggin Hojo and Shimazu had to go and be jagoffs
I'd love to conquer the entire map eventually but it just gets to a point where you can't match everyone else's resources
I'm struggling to scrape together another ashigaru army while dillhole over here comes in with a fresh full XP stack of samurai after I just crushed the last one he sent out a turn ago
Gremlins
it's not even ho you need to know the game better to fight them all,or how its a roadblock you have to overcome,its literally just amping the difficulty up for no reason to make you lose the game since when it activates youll probably only be making your way into accessible land and having everyone around you collectively band together for no reason to hunt you down is really bad when its 1 vs 4/5th of the country
I'm not surrounded by enemies, I'm just in a target rich environment
What
Clear Sky provides excuses like this to prevent you from traversing to certain locations before the story wants you to
Oh
If you try to go to Red Forest or Army Warehouses before completing story quests at Yantar you'll get "You can't find the way" message
Guys, I have a question.
We're so happy for you
Nevermind, I'm not allowed to post the picture.
post link
Moderators don't like the dead bodies.
1984
we are all bodies but not dead
my man scar dont know how to use his pda
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what is with the chinese and making good management games
i have a completely different management game and i found out its also chinese
Chinese society is literally built around micromanagement
i doubt its as fun in china though
Stop playing Genshin Impact you cuck
You know you're playing Genshin you're just deflecting
on a real note though, i have never heard anything good about genshin
and every single person i know that had played genshin before all stopped playing it
I don't know anything about Genshin besides it being a filthy weeb mobile game
only thing i know about genshin is that it will empty your wallet
speaking of bad game (idk maybe its good havent played it yet) I bought anthem at 4am last night for some reason
Genshin is for incels
Never played the first one
Was that the one where the suit was puppeting the wearer cause he was nearly dead?
I'm thinking of something else then
risk of rain 1 has a slightly different story from 2 i think
i plan on playing the first game before the remake releases
considering how cheap it is
Helldivers looks sweet honestly
i might get back into achievement hunting
but i know what awaits me
pain
lots of pain
slime rancher might be fun to achievement hunt
The only game I've ever 100% on achievements was Prototype 2
i play stalker coc
of course
I own a flare gun for home defense as that’s what the founding fathers intended.
Until it blows up in your face
i heard that it deals crits to people set on fire
Until I pin your head to the wall with a huntsman as sniper
i am going to crush your skull
with my frying pan
Back when I used to play TF2 I was a godlike Huntsman sniper
back when i played tf2 i usually would just use sticky jumper + any melee weapon
I could nail a scout's head to the wall full sprint from across the map
My loadout for sniper was Huntsman, stock kukri and jarate
i have a 20$ heavy hat
im thinking about selling it considering i never play tf2
also because it would be a net profit
I never spent a cent on TF2 aside from buying the orange box
i got it like 4 cases in
Demo knight and huntsman sniper were my mains
I used to rock the Scottsman's Skullcutter because I loved the instant-kill on critical
It made the playstyle for demoknight way different than the ones that ran the eyelander
demopan, scottish handshake, etc.
i almost exclusively use persian persuader as demoknight
Scottsman's Skullcutter, and Charg,n Targe was my favorite demoknight loadout
it has the most stock-like feeling
I know everyone hated the Skullcutter and preferred the Eyelander but if you knew how to use the skullcutter properly it was a beast
tf2 is one of those games i kinda wonder how i got so many hours in
You had to basically pick out targets of opportunity to charge in and cut down with the targe then run back out of the fight
The Skullcutter turned demo into a hit and run class
there is another game i think deserves that title more though
I love Red Dragon
im ass at wt
I really want to get Ready or Not
i miss old among us
I loved the old SWAT games
i used to play it way back
when the community was no bigger than 6k people
I got a VR headset,I played 3 games and now it's rotting
Ready or Not looks friggin sick
I suffer from success
VR is a fad
and back when the artstyle was less goofy
It's not the future of gaming
That too
regardless of if its the future or not
200-1000 bucks for a handful of games
most of which are not free
I have been a Half Life fan since I was like 5 years old but I hate Half Life Alyx
The few games that work are REALLY good
But it's very experimental rn,it will certainly bloom into something better when given time
HLA ruined the entire continuity as far as I'm concerned
i would give vr a better rep if vrchat simply didnt exist
very confusing considering HLA isn't even that good itself
interesting
They turned it into marvel capeshite
I wouldn't say Garbo but that it's a very very uninteresting experience that's true
this is legit the first time ive heard criticism of HLA
I dislike HLA because it doesn't feel like Half Life
The only reason I pirated it is BC ppl hailed it as the new coming of christ but genuinely?it's just boring to play and go thru
Nothing interesting or challenging,and everything is very sanded,both writing,setting and gameplay,it feels so innofensive it's actually just dull and boring
They only made HLA because they realized they wrote themselves into a corner in Ep2
So they retconned it instead of coming up with a good solution
I mean I was never one to be interested in HL universe but HLA?turned me off even more
I hate HLA not just because it ruined the HL2 continuity but also because they made the combine look like clowns
do any of yall play holdfast
it's a good game to play,it doesn't so anything wrong,but it's just dull and boring and just thinking about playing it gives me a heart attack from the boredom I'll have to get thru to get a "mhe" experience
another thing hailed as the new best thing since sliced bread turned out to be lackluster and boring
That's just sad
It's even more sad it was a HL game since HL is always on the cutting edge of tech
They fumbled so hard with HLA
You can't even beat zombies to death with a crowbar or a piece of rebar
BOTW turned out to be a disappointment as well,good thing I didn't buy a console for that,I would've wasted 200+ euro,but Boneworks?that was pretty damn cool
I hate HLA, I refuse to accept it as part of the canon
Into the Radius was a big dissapointment,and I'm pretty mad that ppl mislead me into believing the game was what it wasn't
And Paradox of Hope was suprisingly good,tbh,needs more meat,better dunegeon generation but it's a good start
Trying out cs go
When you're plowing into the CNPP the only thing you need to get you through is the Tachanka song
Radio music present in the stalker cop mod, anomaly.
Artist singing : Tamara Danz
Song: Tachanka.
Lyrics from - https://lyricstranslate.com/en/tachanka-machine-gun-wagoncart.html#songtranslation
Fly off the road, bird,
Beast, get out of the way!
You see a [dust] cloud is swirling,
Horses are rushing ahead!
And with a charge, with a turn,
Ove...
Bandit rampage commences as soon as this track comes on
You should've gone full power trip and smashed this and some Korol i shut
https://open.spotify.com/track/2IYOI6TkrRB7xBuEqcn0t7?si=3mTlJhU3SbitC7sM_hV0Ig
All I need is Tachanka to guide my sword
no
stalker i need a few mods that i can play on my shit pc
i play coc


