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dont jinx it
ill be waiting
Ukranian santa delivering russians what they deserve 
imagine ukrainians making santa vehicle with bombs would be awesome
Youre looking at the best answer to that rn
Reason: Capital letters
man no one be talking about da morlock
Empty jars of kompot
nice
Shes a libtard 😎
Retard liberal
Me too
whats is liberal
A person who is “politically correct” or a leftist
shut up
ah ok
no
shut up
Please tell me its not a ps1 inspired game
That shits been over used
what is
He making a game in #🤨┃stalker_memes
yeah ik but what is overused
Ps1 graphics
ah ok
you better send it to mods
Where? DM or?
yes,DM
You send a piece of your finger for identification
Oh, too late. I googled that and found out, that all 4 codes have been found.
I agree
A guy already got the replicator role, youre late
Yeah, I already figured that out.
drink him
Done
vasim worked in tech support real??
About me is "obo mnie",russian is not a real lang
never
i don't think i'll be able to run it unfortunately
i have only 4gb of vram
move to portugal
play on my pc
????
profit
- make money
- buy new pc
- profit!!!
when everyone was running to kazhakstan you couldve ran to PT
it'll be a hard choice of whether to abandon the community for some time until i get a good PC or to suffer in low-mid graphics 30fps
the latter is not a bad choice
youre on playing field with the console community
BRO
twitterusers
ehhh i think even XSS is better than 584+3600
you'd be suprised
i can't actually compare since in games like cyberpunk no one dares to turn off the damn FSR 
oi actually i'll take a look at ER performance rn
I heard FitGirl does
nvm it sucks
unless quality is like ultra
Wait, thinking about it, S2 will probably implement FSR too
gpu is the most expensive part of pc in current uhh economic situation
And people say Skyrim isn't real life
how much in TL?
Why ladies are cheaper
i hate maurices so much
skill issue
what's your pb on cybergrind
never played it
massive taste issue
more like lack of no life issue
Is this from Lain?
nah it's shinji
I couldn't recognize him until you said something
more like severe lack of transition
good
i will kill you
joined anomaly server but one issue there is no general chat in there
Sergalyuk!
Brohuha, no!
i wanna ask questions in end no place to ask
Krezzin petruha is vanilla enjoyer remember that
Petruha gone undercover to destroy Anomaly in the ground
like i wont magically dissapear into the anomaly universe
Petruha the Immortal
and anyways i cant even install a freaking shoe addon to the game
Petruha the King of Smuggling Flash Drives In and Out of Dangerous Places (aka Nimble 2)
I did 4 times
if i see one damn npc my game just dies
WHAT THE HELLL
Reason: Capital letters
isnt touhou from a rather limited genre of games?
That is not Touhou
@old nymph I'm here, brohuha
Have your fixed Anomalyhuha yet?
Was Petruha obliterated while I was away for business?
@carmine forge Huh?
Nopers
yeppers
Kekkers
nikkers
i am the owner of nikkers

fr the owner
of nikkers
Most boring chat of the year
You
I need this cropped
ur wellcome
Thanks man
np <3
he right you know
hi
how do you know this

How sweet
MM/YYYY/DD:
Reason: Capital letters
Reason: Capital letters
shut up you fat mongolian primate
what did the mongols do to deserve this 😔
be asian
fair enough
bampico
Not entirely wrong
Petruha is immortal

White people in 1940s petting their white&black dog only from white coat
Idiotpico
you're mean!!!
@carmine forge say the line for me, NPC
whats his line
You'll see
a guy showed me the original Touhou Game after I said it's funny how a meme ppl made is so big
Touhou is a bullet hell game apparently which isnt really the most diverse genre,unless you start doing crossovers
i mean
with any series with recognizable characters
the sky is kinda the limit with what game you could put them in
doesnt mean the fanbase would enjoy it but theoretically you could make a different genre game with those characters
I mean,a shooter leaves you a lotta options for games but bullet hell games?well thats harder to make cross over with
at taht point,it would be better to ditch the bullet hell part and make a game without it
l
i told someone i drive a niva in coc
what?
clash of clans
he told me wow niva in clash of clans
🤮

Beat him up so he has no emotions
Like my computer the cpu doesnt dare to reach more than 33c

Guys I am going to play You are empty
the cpu must glow 
Good morning Netherlands!
@polar lynx is jealous that the Lo-Fi girl got to celebrate the New Year more than he did.
when the last plate is finished the first one starts to rot there are too many 

The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives (commies) is setting up a trap for those with pistol braces. Pistol braces are the result of the ATF disgusting policy on gatekeeping short barreled rifles so people have to get braces to have them treated as pistols.
rifle brace?
tf is that
Pistol brace. It is suppose to help keep the shooting arm steady to use the weapon one-handed like a pistol. It gets used as a substitute rifle stock since adding a rifle stock makes it a "unlicensed and unregistered short barreled rifle" leading to shocktroopers raiding one's home and committing murder.
AH WHAT THE FVCK
Screw the ATF. Dismantle it and decriminalize unlicensed and unregistered possession of firearms and accessories.
Reason: Capital letters
It's the same case with every fandom; the fan side of things far overshadows the actual content most of the time. It can't be helped. just like how a lot of people here would rather play modded stalker instead of vanilla. It is an unfortunate yet unavoidable thing
i usually just kinda embrace it
its more fun to just go with the flow
yeah, I learned long ago that it's just pointless to try and counter it. people are ultimately just going to do what they want
it should be noted that using a pistol brace as a stock is completely illegal
getting jiggy with it
Tarkov IRL?
no
unironically would be illegal if he had tightened the screw on it
yeah cause then he cant remove it quickly when the ATF arrives
I may be wrong but having a screwdriver in his general vicinity could be considered "intent to create" (or something like that) and then deemed illegal simply because he had a pistol, a vertical grip, and a screwdriver in the same location
your honor he coudlve done it we were just their to stop him !
there*
shut up
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omfg
people who know nothing about guns think its all "you can buy an assault rifle and put combat attachments on it!!" but in reality its more like the government can kick your doors in because you put the wrong combo of parts together (or even simply OWNED the wrong combo of parts)
what do you mean i cant put and under barrel shotgun for my AR 15 that has a 100 round mag?
me
yes lmao
he in shock
the law in some places when I put this piece of aluminum to the bottom of the mag
for what reason?
+5
extended magazine capacity
gun restrictions are like outlawing building your own PCs just because some hackers & scammers do so
lmao makes too much sense
Jokes on you I know him in real life
getting jiggy with it
I wanna see a stalker in america but you get arrested if you try to cross any military checkpoint with "illegal modifications" on your weapon
getting jiggy with it
Proof?
I ain't revealing anyone's identity
Why?
i had this exact plushie irl
my dog fvcked it
i think we all did
mass produced chineese toy
fvck your water
imagine turning off the faucet when you can get a snapping turtle to clog it for you
NOT AGAIN!!!11!!
Me omw to have the entirety of GSC pinged for a Search For Replicator role I already have
Ok
😘
no
also
@polar lynx 
hi
kys
bring it on
NI-
no
ok
@carmine forge cope
Whoa, free money. Here I come!
what the fvck?
what the helll
what?
what is this shit
get rejected from art school turn into a man with grey coat
you know who i hinted here?
ahhhh hitler
how tf am i supposed to know that
its so easy
ur mom
STALKER are you 9 years old or what?
or did you forget to update since 2010?
yes
Get a new joke man
Yes to both of them, I assume 
😐
how much did it take you to reach legend 'lvl' @urban coral
20 dollars

damn
@polar lynx hey fvck you man
there is 2 petruha
ik
he didnt speak since 2019
holy
didnt even get a rank
if you ping him for infinite times he wont speak
i guess its just like the doll from goldsphere a dream

stalkers i relly love soc sawn off but the firing its like a 5 yro firing a weapon
or maybe its because strelok skinny asf
shotguns in soc are just bad
anyways any fixes?
dont use shotguns
if youre in knifing distance sure
and i only met the only 2 pros in using it
lukash guards
holy moly they made me load for 74 times
@polar lynx shut up
the spas you get from nimble is great out of the gate
all shotguns are cool
Talk a ton
Like be a woman?
Nah, just be a man
Women would either try to act cool, talk about their feelings or just drink tea all the time 
Trapper's shotgun better
after using the hunting shotgun with the bloody mess perk in fallout new vegas no shotgun will ever feel the same
or cry about literally everything 'not all'
women dont come to the stalker discord silly ||except nozar||
He is femboy

she is tho
Rather it than she
you get it too late in the game to be useful tho, youre not really fighting many mutants at that point
underground of jupiter?
single shot doesn't need high damage you just have to shoot faster
i guess for the couple of snorks
i like pump shotguns more than auto loaders
maybe x8
Depends, if you do all the mutant hunting missions in CoP, new types of mutants will start spawning
Doesn't mean it's only useful against mutants, though
you should
it is bad for me
shotguns are kinda wasted on humans
For your mental health? What mental health? 🤨
If you have skill issue that is
i attack from far to kill snipers for example and then charge to kill rest
Never use Slugs 💀
Dont get me started on slugs
it seems like using a shotgun would be the skill issue because you can't aim with other weapons
i yeet theme in rivers i dont even sell em i hate em so much
Idk. I've been using it as a sniper rifle alright
yes shotgun agianst humans is very strong but one small issue that you are slower
a
More damage compensates for the RoF
i liked that pistol and it was easy to master
Except it's just a bad pistol 
pistols are just not really good in vanilla, they feel very weak
for what?
Pistols are pretty good, actually
and btw if you install a silencer to a PMM it turns into a PB which means pmm sucks too
ooh you hate silencers i get it
Nah, they're good
On rifles 
On pistols, well, there honestly is no point of using them
nope one of the best times with pistol are 'great swamps agianst renegades-cordon&garbage&agroprom in soc' in cop i dont use em alot they are just the faster than reloading weapon
pb is still good by defualt
sneaky boi
anyway im bored of this time to play more new vegas because i havent played enough of it (only 70 hours since i bought it 6 days ago) (i have a problem)
And besides, you'll more often than not use your pistol as a back-up. Best way to use weapons like that for that purpose is without a silencer
At least use a pistol that works better with a silencer, like a Martha for example
does silencers make weapon weaker?
That are 70 hours you'll never get back
the only good pistol is the big ben
she calls mine big ben too xD
Yeah, 20% less damage, accuracy, velocity
Thus why I don't like silencers on pistols
it's not wasted if i had fun
The PB1s doesn't suffer that penalty, however
But it's still a bad weapon
It has a severe skill issue in killing people with one shot
or do you suggest spending that time arguing with strangers online and mindlessly consuming online content would be better
I'd suggest playing a better game 
I've got 1000+ hours to know what I think about the game 
btw stalker
that's still just your opinion
i got 53k in soc and didnt even do agroprom mission
Exactly 
charming
hours dont matter
Not as charming as your avatar
its experience
Indeed it is
indubitably
Delightful pfp

thank you
Are any of you enjoying the new year?
no
i still wanna kms
Don't
not great not terrible
Let's follow the tradition of each year being worse than the one before 
Okay
Crimson, do you lift weights?
No
You should, it's pretty fun
I think pressing W, A, S and D all day is pretty fun 
What about pressing W, A, S and D with 5 kg of resistance?
Sounds wack 
website :https://boostfidgets.com/?ref=rpl3e1rez5
main Tik Tok @ sy.gelblaster2
the cleanest gel blaster
stalker 2 weapon leak
"mistakes"
DrAfTeD
what new year?
Hunt Down The Freeman more like hunt down a better game
gacha life more like get a life
damnnn
STALKER more like TALKER because damn the dialogue in this game B gud
what is your favorite stalker vanilla?
get out of here stalker
CS
they got story well and maps look very cool and added new features but god damn how in world did they mess up in voice acting
I don't know, the same seems to be happening with HoC 💀
clear sky was good in gameplay hardcore a bit but it was nice in graphics and well designed and voice acting mmmm perfect
they got the bandits english voice correctly
about clear sky, how the hell are you supposed to play the final level
same goes for every other faction
i just sit in the starting area and shoot at strelok but i get the feeling you're supposed to rush through...
keep hitting strelok with pp gun
there is a health bar
You can definitely snipe him from a distance
I believe you can even complete it by not moving
Not sure, though
just feels weird how they give you teleports to run through and monolith to fight if you're suposed to just sit still and shoot him
Well, it's more like "Shoot at him as long as you can see him"
and soc the story was good the gameplay was well designed the voice acting was good not as bad as cop or as good as cs
so 1 is cop 2 is clear sky 3 is shadow of chernobyl
after thinking i am stuck in the choice between cop and cs
CS > SoC > CoP
you know what all stalker games are top g
I did like CoP's stats and upgrade system the best
for me shadow of chernobyl's main driving force was the mystique and awe of the CNPP, but after completing the game once It's kind of hard to want to do it again, yknow?

especially with how long it takes to get there...
There's always more to discover
wow man i had same thing happen
Morning of 1st January can be explained by cod mw nuclear explosion
Some of us have been playing the game for ages and are still finding new things
Doest have any mineral water and exhausted
what emissions do to a mf
Has some strength to go to the spot
2/22/2022 say it without 0
i died near the slide
But 'it" doesn't have a 0
i'd love if someone animated jackson dying and pulling out a family picture or something would be emotional 100
Ave, true to Caesar
Of course you'd say that 🤡
It was a generic unfunny reference, I don't actually like Legion
lmao, lol even
Hi
Yo
no
jerma
no lyrics smh
Do you feel safe inside of your skin?
@void kelp join duty we got pzx10
КОШКА = cta
No way das crazy
My fellow stalkers I have made a Slavic stew
.e whe brainwa
im hungover still will playing stalker help
My friend is coming tomorrow... I will be drunk for the next week.
lol i usually am, think I may do the new year break thing
average not long johnson discord user
en_offtop_incel
New Years emission killed everyone
Get a glimpse of the logo for PAYDAY 3 and we get a release window of 2023 for PC and Consoles.
Can you believe it guys
I think I found the person who made those STALKER faction girl illustrations
狗仔哥 https://www.pixiv.net/users/10682487
I wonder if S2 will have fem..
it will not
they are all dudes in disguise
dont let the liberal media convince you otherwise
my head canon is that they're around but just cant tell in gear
the closest thing to a woman in the stalker universe would be a trans dude
thats my headcanon
that women dont exist and never have
ok im back again
must kill hip
as part of science teams maybe
there were plans to include a femstalker in the game in S2011 design document after all 
I have a feeling there will be a fem somewhere
Why do you think the Enter the Zone cinematic featured femscientist
You should listen to this ABSOLUTELY HARMLESS video with headphones and no Psi-protection.
man wtf is this
Monoganda
ah yes whisper sweet russian nothings into my ears (nothings because I do not understand russian!)
does anyone have uhhh
high quality versions of the stalker faction emblems
I need it for something
you mean image files or actual patches?
holy shit cyclops skeleton
holy shit
yeah that thing actually existed
image files
was it one of these
the best I could find are from wiki and are all roughly 300x300
ah
Reason: Bad word usage
bull shit you're lying!
Let the Zone take you if I am
that thing can't actually exist bro
The how is there a photo of it?
damn, e.y.e is so cheap rn
Oh boy I do love waking up with arachnophobia
spider
i love this gif so much
E-dating be like:
pog
Me, when I said something bad on the lgbtq+ server:
stoc is lqbtq+ server btw
Proof?
stoc is lqbtq+ bullying
server
nope
cope
Cope
😔
Watch the full thing here! :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agE-bB9y8JE&t=933s
My Twitter: https://twitter.com/SilentManJoe
Yup that’s them I think
Kill em
What

Nope. I would probably pay him to make an anime image of STALKER characters that will cause the greatest triggering in this server.
kys
Me rn
causing "the greatest triggering" in this server is easier (and cheaper) than that, just say there's nothing wrong with being lgbt+
is there though?
Except for the rectal pinworm issues.
based derek?
the what
It is a matter of scientific observation. There have been rising issues of rectal pinworms within the LGBT groups.
but you just proved my point anyway
did he?
They are trying to take me worm
Nice
There are a concerning amount of sexists
You can do it cheap just post woman in #🔮┃fanart_and_cosplay
Least misogynist stalker fan
i like women
But do you have any?
yes
proof?
Oh boy I found something
MonoEco | Vectorek🍻 #pixiv https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/99217389
A short fan art series of NDTwofive's Monolith-tan and Ecologist-tan:
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/76539116
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/76427888
Also ND's Spetsnaz-tan:
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/74830594
...and a mysterious passerby stalker:
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/98138798
Oh that one
what is this
Reverse stalkers?
is there nsfw......
What semenov doing bruh
Yes?
Last time I checked, no
DAMNIT
But I read the comic on Reddit
BRUH
Wow, you actually went on check
It was on Reddit when I read it
I was scrolling through the stalker sub
Why not search in...
Barney no
No
Reddit sux
I know
Yeah dont probally know it
Know what
Rule
Rule?
With number at the end
Which one
just got the game and i already wanna refund it
The car
I wont
why did he become bald and red
is he becoming a strawberry
that's basically every video game character
lol
Cat!
now pour a bucket of meal worms into the bin
:( why
Finlands best driver
idk maybe they would eat the cat
how does that happen
finally boutta unpack anomaly files and start modding anomaly
I`ll show you guys
I'll make sure to make the mod require Old World for heightened accuracy and remove factions that aren't good aka,sin,ISG and ecologists
Rework faction quests,rework the fame system and rework the random quest system and add some other stuff
me and my homie staring you down on interchange (you are about to be beaten to death pscav)
Me rn,crushed,unable to bear the weight
hi
the skeleton controls you
one day he will escape
Why do you think we trap it in a cage made of wood,put it underground
REAL
remember when they were gonna put NFTs into stalker 2
that would've backfired way before stalker 2 even released
if they did add it
@gray jetty explain this
evgeniy grigorovich moment
I left the PC in sleep mode (hibernation) for 5 hours
doctor peper
I have never turned my pc off in months
Came back, it kept restarting trying to boot.
only put it in sleep mode
What the funk?
I have rona nows not a good time
Hello guys
I preordered Stalker 2 about a week ago but still got no confirmation in email
Anyone got a similar issue
how
sir jack is STOCs tech support now how cute
wdym
Where did you do the pre-order?
The official site
It took me to the wallpaper DL site and everything but nothing in the mail
I don't see any reason to leave it on 24/7 if you don't use it at least 48 hours
Rhona Mitra?
I am on my puter a lot
My man met Rhona Mitra in person!
For those who don't know RM...
Hottest chick in town
Man what the heck is happening
My custom CPU fan speed settings seem to have gone to hell
Something is happening
why do you have it custom
The CPU got turned on by the woman,it's gaining sentience
No this is 1st time I see the PC reboot looping after hibernation
No idea why and now it seems CPU fan speed settings I had for a year and half have been reset to default
It's updating onno your pc is gonna blow up
Magic calculus stone now wants to escape
But it can't...
I've seen better
the CPU is becoming an artefact
@gray jetty Explain this
I went into the BIOS settings, CPU fan speed was really reset back to Standard but Custom setting was still kept and mfing clock was 3 hours behind the actual time
Like what?! Why was the clock set to 9 am when its 12 am currently
This is one of the cases the PC does whatever it wants without letting you know
Lmfao
Cuz if I keep it standard the fan goes BRRRRRRRR silent silent silent silent BRRRRRR
Wherever the temp go above 60 it goes loud
Can't stand fan going louder and silent wherever the CPU temp goes above 60
Hello
what's new?
Finally gonna try my hand at modding anomaly
I like Zero Sievert
speaking of anomaly
You were already at rock bottom but I will classify you as British from now on
you think I should install separate mods-
Bastard...
anyway
I will make it so my mod requires old world
You think I should use EFP next time? Played GAMMA and literally got bored once I reached Zaton
I tried Old world but somewhat I got bored VERY quickly
right what's wrong with it
Mods like EFP and Gamma are usually used for guntubbers and Larpers to coom about it for 10-120 minutes and drop them
I used them so I don't have a mental breakdown from a FATAL error
because it was impossible for me to mod Anomaly back then
Never had them ,skill issue
I always would stumble upon smth and waste a lot of time
Bios clock doesn’t sync via the internet
Hence it can be wrong
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Total science of true calibre
Simple
@urban coral @tiny dew
https://youtu.be/pEuPKdbX9gQ
Here's a video demonstrating the pathing behavior of vehicle units in D.O.R.F, showing how they react to rough terrain, follow roads and will have reduced speed if heavily damaged.
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dafuq is that
a worm
my friend from libya and i were playing cod mw4 and a person came into server he told him merry christmas
and then the guy said i am jewish
he told him happy holocaust 💀
A invader from outer space 
Think its a snake
A snake with tits
it's a worm with eyes
Where do you see tits
Snek 🐍
Whatever point is it's a small meme image not a hard scifi novel
Sick
you look like the kind of guy who'd like the Inquisitor Draco book
I don't know what that means 👍
an insult
not even you should suffer reading that hellish book
it's against a persons right to be tortured that much
Get a xeno wife, gtfo this planet
No
I wish i could get a Monika and be gone from this planet 😔
Did you not notice the tentacle coming over the guys shoulder in the pic? 
did you not notice that the guy is a nasa astronaut and not a weeb like you?
just like me fr
Vasim are you on drugs again 😔
always
kill xeno wife
@coarse rapids I got an amazing crate drop the other day in CoH2, want to guess what it was?
actuall ingame money?
thats rare asf
Damnit you guessed right
A whole 500 supplies 
I wonder can you use Cheat Engine to get more supplies?
bc,it's bullcrap the fact that they lock abilities away in the generals and basically force your hand to use real money to get them
Maby but idk if that would send steam or the coh devs into tilt mode so id rather not try
Yea it is what it is but at least you can get them with enough play time
Also there is a good way to grind for money
Sub to the cheat command mod -> Create custom game -> Wait for 5 minutes to pass -> kill the AI's buildings with cheats 
you can?pass it here I need to farm coins
Ye it's how i do it
How does that work?those let you buy commanders?
No, it's just ingame stuff
Dammit
You can spawn all the units a faction has and their abilities tho
Well as i said if you want you can just add the abilities you want right away
Your commander bar is just going to look like a mess though 
hello! good day!


