💬┃en_offtop

[feral fable]

you're weird

[gray jetty]

the only ones i like

[void kelp]

they're too sweet for me

[gray jetty]

are red bull zero sugar

[feral fable]

you probably drink black coffee

[bitter hearth]

when medicin + drinks like soda are combined you will get pumped with gas and weird stuff happens to your organs for every type of medecine used with the drinks, some might explode your lungs from the inside, and others might make you fart intensly uncontrolably

[gray jetty]

and red bull blue berry

[void kelp]

i drink coffee once in a while

[gray jetty]

never had that happen personally

im like wack

shit that most people say is the most powerful shit ever

[gray jetty]

to me its like

meh

maybe the first time i had a 30mg pill

i felt like a million bux

good god lol

by second week though

[bitter hearth]

i drank coke with headache pills ones and got my chest pumped, had to go to the hospital to get the gas out with tubes, i was unconcious the whole time

[gray jetty]

was meh

[gray jetty]

bruh what

what coke are you drinking

[feral fable]

coke mixed with coca cola

[bitter hearth]

cola

[feral fable]

also they have coca cola with coffee

[gray jetty]

you sure

[feral fable]

which sounds awful

[gray jetty]

maybe its cus ive taken medications for all my life

so most of them just dont do shit to me

[void kelp]

idk bout you lads but i would strangle someone for a kebab

[gray jetty]

only the really powerful stuff does anything i can feel

[feral fable]

thank god I am not poor

[gray jetty]

then again i didnt have my pills for 5 days i just took them again yesterday

and ive not eaten for 2 days

[void kelp]

im not poor lad im just too lazy

[bitter hearth]

what drugs do to a mf

[feral fable]

same thing

[void kelp]

there's a kebab cart that's 20 minutes away from my house

[gray jetty]

for what these bitches do its worth it

[feral fable]

get me one too

[gray jetty]

temporary suffering for unparalleled productivity

[void kelp]

they're like 5 bucks a pop MAX

[bitter hearth]

slowly killing you

[gray jetty]

maybe some day

but as they said in highlander

its better to burn out then fade away

ever wonder how i worked an 18 hour shift brother

[void kelp]

18 HOUR SHIFT

[gray jetty]

i only did it once

because they threatened to terminate me if i did it again

[void kelp]

bruh i thought my dad working 12 hours 7 days a week was too much

[gray jetty]

you dont understand brother

[void kelp]

after 18 hours you're not a man

[gray jetty]

when you get going this job is like an infinite positive feed back loop

and with the pills

you just cant stop

you dont wanna stop

[void kelp]

you're a husk of a person

[bitter hearth]

well i study from 8 to 12 and from 2 to 4 and then i work from 5 to 11 and i sleep at 1 and repeat the procces, i sleep at most of my classes and i dont use drugs, i just trick my brain to do it and not get burnt out, these 2 weeks i got vacation so thats why im here

[gray jetty]

ive programmed my self

to love this job

[bitter hearth]

after this week im gone offline for the rest of the year, or until i get another vacation, if u wonder what i work, i work as an archivist in a car and trucks fuel company

[gray jetty]

the pills are mostly because i forget shit all the time with out them

like the tiniest thing will happen

and my train of thought will crash

hence why i need them

its why i almost got terminated in my first 3 months

then brother

there was a moment where it all hit me

all at once i realize br o

i fricken love this job

[feral fable]

why the hell do most people on discord need drugs because of health problems

[shy narwhal]

How did you even managed to work for 18 hours lol

[gray jetty]

my body was screaming begging for me to stop

but i just couldnt

i had to keep going

i had to finish

just one more tool

ill never forget my bosses reaction

when i came in next week

hes like

dude theres no way you worked 18 hours i dont believe it you must think were stupid

[bitter hearth]

i dont, i have to remember every storage box and every folder and every mail coming in or going out by date and alphabet arabic and english both and i have to storage more shit and get stuff out of the storage for ppl and the ppl dont give you much info on what document they want so you gotta configure that out, plus gaurding this room of storage plus keeping paper safe isnide, google an archivist and read about it

[gray jetty]

and i looked him dead in the eyes and told him

no brother

i did work 18 hours

i worked every single one of them

https://tenor.com/view/christophe-lambert-rire-laugh-gif-12859370

[shy narwhal]

Here it's illegal lol

[gray jetty]

yah apparently it is here too

but no one said anything and he just approved it

told me never to do it again

14 hours max

PF

rookie numbers smh

[polar lynx]

guys look at this hairy pussy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4VnAfyT5tk

[bitter hearth]

my work has 10 to 6 hours at least, and im only doing 6 hours

[gray jetty]

this job is just awesome

theres no shortage of work to do

i could work until i blacked out from exhaustion with enough pain killers

[shy narwhal]

Yeah you shouldn't do that

[bitter hearth]

.@gray jetty

[gray jetty]

yah i wouldnt

then id get fired

[gray jetty]

so my job is funny to me

cus the higher ups think me and my boys have the easiest job in this place

which is honestly

the funniest joke

ive ever heard

[bitter hearth]

what do you work btw?

[gray jetty]

i work for applied materials

[bitter hearth]

oh yeah i remember now

[gray jetty]

my job title is electromechanical assembler

my department i guess you would call it is ship prep

which is on paper just tying up crap

[bitter hearth]

no shit then id love that job too, im all about mechanical stuff

[gray jetty]

and bagging stuff

BUT NO

thats not how this job works

not even close

because i have to ensure that before this machine is crated it is as complete as it possibly can be

and that means i have to verify that everyone else who touched this tool before i did completed it correctly

9 times out of 10 they didnt

my favorite is when you discover entire sub assemblies are just built wrong

and your just like damn

guess thats 4 hours of my day vaporized

gotta call over mates from that department

and be like oi yo bud whats the deal with this

but let me tell you

if we didnt notice that

that would be idk maybe 30k dollars in company money to unfuck that disaster on the field

[bitter hearth]

damn

[gray jetty]

so

the cancer cannon device

its called the source

its shoots ions

it has a chamber called the source chamber

its a sub assembly

like a massive deal takes a whole day to make

[candid cloud]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561654426188906496/915319581558587432/ezgif-6-873f8b8697e2.gif

[gray jetty]

it has a bunch of valves that go in it

and we were looking at this machine and my buddy points out something on the option sheet for what this tool is suppose to have is like

so this thing needs an extended gate valve right

and im like no no no no no brother dont say that

i look at what hes got

and to my horror

[bitter hearth]

nvm i guess i cant say that

[gray jetty]

they had installed the wrong gate valve assembly

which requires you to take apart like 80 percent of the chamber to remove

because it needed different graphite

along with a different valve

[bitter hearth]

what i was saying is, its still a better job than mine, all i gotta do is papers, hide em, nah get em out again remember dates remember alphabets remember where you put them remember wich date or who is the person sending the letter and just keep everything in my brain and the pc

[gray jetty]

i just write all that stuff down

i also store massive volumes of the rarest hardware

[bitter hearth]

somethings in archivist works cant be wroten, somethings called top secret documents

and there are tons of em

all i can do is save where every box is, and normal documents such as incoming mail or to send mail

cya some time later, i go sleep

[gray jetty]

half of what i see everyday is top secret

😎

[bitter hearth]

ive been up for 23 and a half hours

niiiiiiiiice

[gray jetty]

applied materials would probably have you disappeared if you tried to steal any of the documents relating to any of the machines in this building

[bitter hearth]

yeah the machines have to be top secret stuff or other companies can steal it and use it for their favor

and that happend lots of times in the history as well

[gray jetty]

its why companies cant just clone our stuff

cus if they tried

they would go out of business pretty instantly

i dont even wanna know how scary the paper work is for buying one of these things

[bitter hearth]

i feel like my eyes are about to fall out from my head, have fun 👋

[gray jetty]

i feel

the factory awaits

[urban coral]

Sure felt like my cousin's wedding, ngl

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/mig29-project-wingman-ace-combat-aoa-limiter-gif-25948883

[crystal plinth]

Guys you kinda sus With those memes

[coarse rapids]

All the time

[full grail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/705623420200812585/1058301597643452476/BF92A298-4FFD-46F1-87B0-85717CCD050A.mov

[full grail]

Based

[fervent isle]

hi, boys!

[polar lynx]

shut up

[candid cloud]

Oh, god, no.

[feral fable]

as a great man once said

Тебе показалось.
Там до Metro Exodus Enhanced Edition далеко очень...

[feral fable]

well I am gonna have the worst new years of my life

[full grail]

I just did Minos Prime
Jesus christ I thought this was easier, especially since I got 50% aim assist

Flesh Prison was easier lmao and I did it on first try

[sharp moss]

https://bringatrailer.com/listing/2012-lexus-lfa-11/
@candid cloud Affordable supercar of the 00's sells for twice the price in the current year, yay

[valid jay]

Now prank him

[sharp moss]

Oh that's why

[full grail]

what yu doin?

[valid jay]

Oh wait 50% aim assist

Massive skill issue

[full grail]

I still get P's

[void kelp]

well

it's time to buy a kebab

[full grail]

KEBAB

[valid jay]

can't wait for p-2 and layer 7, cybergrind is getting kinda boring at this point

[candid cloud]

Nice car.

[full grail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/973120304262041600/991305726477750282/caption.gif

[void kelp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/865476685251215390/960723999518761011/caption-48.gif

man

[full grail]

Embed failed

💀

[void kelp]

yea

[full grail]

Imagine

Cocaine, I'll go play Tarkov again

[void kelp]

i heard they added the gp-25

[full grail]

they did

didn't obtain it yet

[void kelp]

Dang it

[feral fable]

oh my god

it's an ambulance

[void kelp]

Oh your god, too early see the god man, while I am here

[feral fable]

for real

[void kelp]

Exactly.

[polar lynx]

would you click this?

seems good enough

[polar lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/i-should-skin-people-alive-gif-26319329

[teal oracle]

(He is watching a ww2 documentary)

[polar lynx]

cold war

maybe you should start watching them

you would know your history better

[teal oracle]

My cat was watching the invasion of France and poland

[polar lynx]

on uhh

[teal oracle]

He looked traumatized

[polar lynx]

history hub?

[teal oracle]

Some random documentary

[polar lynx]

on what site

[teal oracle]

I don’t remember

[polar lynx]

damn

what a shame

[void kelp]

i have kebab

[teal oracle]

Nice

[candid cloud]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/279684719606628355/1058271614451601548/videoplayback-12.mp4

[urban coral]

A Russian flag

In #💬┃en_offtop

How is this even possible?

[carmine forge]

@steel valve

https://tenor.com/view/can-we-ban-this-guy-gif-21304842

[steel valve]

https://tenor.com/view/not-yet-mace-windu-star-wars-gif-9797353

[teal oracle]

😔

[lone tusk]

what happened here ?

[urban coral]

Some guy posting a Russian flag, nothing more

[lone tusk]

eww the only flag that can be posted here is the duty flag

JOIN DUTY

[urban coral]

Sounds sad

[lone tusk]

SOUNDS DUTY

[simple sage]

Sylky#5506 has been warned

Reason: Capital letters

[urban coral]

Git got

[lone tusk]

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/mig29-project-wingman-ace-combat-aoa-limiter-gif-25948883

[full grail]

My honest reaction

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/705623420200812585/1058301597643452476/BF92A298-4FFD-46F1-87B0-85717CCD050A.mov

[void kelp]

renegades

[coarse rapids]

Gods of zona

[void kelp]

No God but Allah ☝️

Can someone translate?

LET'S GO my mag and grenade pouches just arrived

[teal oracle]

Runes

I think?

As the local Scandinavian I can confirm I know nothing about runes

[void kelp]

T,1,wierd f,1,something 180° F and F

[urban coral]

@coarse rapids
Welp, posted the suggestion. Doubt anyone will remember the Ye Olde suggestion emotes

[coarse rapids]

At least you gave your feedback on what you think should be in the game even if GSC doesn't look at suggestions

[urban coral]

True

Speaking of

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-pet-cat-cat-pet-cute-cat-gif-24810247

[urban coral]

@obsidian brook
Now that the new trailer has dropped, does GSC read suggestions again?

[candid cloud]

The titles in Transformers Fall of Cybertron are masterpiece.

[obsidian brook]

Meine liebe channel

[carmine forge]

As if they ever did

[urban coral]

They used to, yeah

Somewhere along the way, that just kinda stopped-ish

[obsidian brook]

Every month we can play #📜┃s2_suggestions bingo

[urban coral]

Although, they probably look through it from time to time

[carmine forge]

Can we?

[obsidian brook]

Everyone can

You only need to have the board

[urban coral]

#📜┃s2_suggestions Bingo Board when Mol1t?

[coarse rapids]

Show us the baord

GSC stream of Devs roasting bad ideas when?

[carmine forge]

@scarlet garden_4

[urban coral]

[carmine forge]

darn he died

[void kelp]

idk how to play bingo but i can pin point a few things

[urban coral]

Nah, he's still around @Rock_4_frogs#4000

[full grail]

Hello Molit

[carmine forge]

darn he didn't die

[urban coral]

[candid cloud]

The Mol1t is gone?

[urban coral]

The Mol1t is never truly gone

Unless when he is

Then he's gone

[full grail]

Shall I ping

[urban coral]

For something as simple as "Hello", I wouldn't

[full grail]

And ask about my case?

[urban coral]

But I assume it's not that

Then yeah, it do B doable

[full grail]

I have a question for him

[old nymph]

i played clear sky for 40min and earned 31k with leather jacket and hunting rifel

[old nymph]

spam ping then

i pinged all mods and nothing happend

[urban coral]

Pinging Mol1t should be just fine

[full grail]

Nah

[urban coral]

Just do it when he's actually online, though

Mods don't have any say over this, anyway

[full grail]

In seriousness I just want to dm him about smth

[urban coral]

DM'ing usually won't work

[full grail]

Okay

[old nymph]

wtf is wrong with a ping noise? why people take it seriously

[candid cloud]

Now he's gone.

Guys, send slurs.

[urban coral]

Dutyer

[void kelp]

uhhhh

you stink

[blazing cave]

Nimbler

[obsidian brook]

Hey

[candid cloud]

Oh god.

He's back.
Don't send slurs.

[full grail]

Hey listen, can I dm you or shall I speak here

[carmine forge]

speak here

[candid cloud]

Speak here, so we can tell you how bad idea sounds.

[full grail]

Cocaine

[teal oracle]

Rock 4?

[void kelp]

Rock nr 4

[polar lynx]

rock 5

[urban coral]

Rock_4 used to be the main go-to GSC CM on this server

[teal oracle]

No more rock

[urban coral]

He was also kind of a meme in the STALKER community for confusing mods with lore

[full grail]

Anyway, I wanted to ask you if Kuro talked to you or any other CM's about my case on reddit, yes I am aware it's unofficial and it may take time but I just want to know if it's possible for you to do something from your side

May be not worth asking this tbh

Especially coz I don't want to bother Kuro with it anymore

[obsidian brook]

I heard about that from Kuro, That guy's response was not acceptable. We are going to investigate it.

[blazing cave]

What happened?

[urban coral]

Sevka got banned from Plebbit

[candid cloud]

Reddit moment.

[full grail]

So you're aware of it? It seemed like it should have been done already since oh well it was 6 days ago, thank you

[full grail]

Over 3 arguments and lashouts

[urban coral]

To be completely fair, it's Reddit

[obsidian brook]

We are not the owners of the subreddit

[urban coral]

Stuff like this is pretty common

[full grail]

Ik

[full grail]

Never happened to me until then

[obsidian brook]

I wrote the creator about the mod who did that comments

But have not heard from him yet

[urban coral]

I honestly doubt you will

That or probably after the vacation

[obsidian brook]

I guess this

[blazing cave]

Oh my god who cares it's reddit

[full grail]

Aha...

[obsidian brook]

We have talked with him in the past, and he is great and open for dialogue person.

[full grail]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

I mean I got used to it

[obsidian brook]

I think once he is back to business we will kick that gut from moderation team

[urban coral]

That's good to hear then. You often hear the opposite

[obsidian brook]

And after that we will check what Sevka did and decide whether it is good to unban him

[full grail]

I can show you if you want

I will be more accepting if he would even mention which were the reason

[obsidian brook]

save it, I will dm you when we settle the mod issue

[full grail]

Ok

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/марічка-зсу-азов-marichka-azov-gif-26351593

[obsidian brook]

but ,again, doubt it will be done fast

[urban coral]

Hey Mol1t, have you ever played Dead Cells?

[obsidian brook]

heard of it

I played isaac and Hades

[urban coral]

You'd probably like it

It's pretty sick

[obsidian brook]

I am not so good at those games

but they are fun

[urban coral]

All in due time, my friend

[candid cloud]

What about Transformers: War for Cybertron and Fall Of Cybertron?

[urban coral]

When I started, I sucked as well

Just got a bit of a learning curve, is all

And it's got a ton of crossover weapons, too

Like Half-Life and Terraria

[candid cloud]

Castelvania?

[urban coral]

Yep, Dead Cells is getting a Castlevania DLC in 2023

Pretty sick, they got permissions from the devs

https://cdn.cloudflare.steamstatic.com/steam/apps/2101430/capsule_616x353.jpg?t=1670552791

[obsidian brook]

terraria was top quality

also

[valid jay]

They sold their souls to Konami

[full grail]

Since you're speaking of games, what you think of Anomaly?

[full grail]

I would sell my soul to Valve

[obsidian brook]

There are so many good single players and I play PoE most of the time

[candid cloud]

TO THE [redacted].

[urban coral]

X

[obsidian brook]

it is good, but as I told before, I mainly played vanilla

Mostly saw videos of the gameplay

[full grail]

Asking because of it's backlash

Does Grigorovich play any mods or Stalker overall?

[obsidian brook]

who knows

[full grail]

lol

[coarse rapids]

Are you a cat or dog person?

[urban coral]

Mol1t, Dead Cells x STALKER crossover when?

[obsidian brook]

cat

[valid jay]

you require 2 hands to play stalker, and griga has only one available
the other one is for drinking pepsi

[full grail]

No make it Metro

[candid cloud]

Maybe nevar.

[full grail]

Cat

[coarse rapids]

I shall post more cat content then

[full grail]

Lmao

[valid jay]

Dead Cells x STALKER x Fortnite

[candid cloud]

You are out of your mind.

[full grail]

Replace it Tarkov the last one

[urban coral]

What mind do you speak of?

[coarse rapids]

When are you getting gamer baptized Nozar?

[full grail]

Crimson what do you mean

[urban coral]

Tarkov

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/flat-out-flat-out2-fo2-gif-25321860

[full grail]

Replace it with Pepsi, make the liquid brown and put Sergei's face on it

[valid jay]

i was just about to buy a monster

consume

[full grail]

You're one

Don't buy yourself

🤡

[urban coral]

No Mountain Dew tho

Where the Doritos at?

[candid cloud]

Damn, they are friends.
Spooky.

[coarse rapids]

crimson has connections

[full grail]

Go on Crimson having ties with GSC

[valid jay]

oh god don't let Crimson to design S2

[full grail]

Shame Gajunas didn't make it

[valid jay]

it will be the worst game ever

[full grail]

Yeah I still remember
My bully

[candid cloud]

... don't let NozAr to design S2*.

[valid jay]

i don't have taste issues unlike crimson

[urban coral]

Are you sure?

[full grail]

Honestly I wish HOC will be crossplay, so I can play with my zoomer ass friends who own Xbox

[urban coral]

Taste issue

[full grail]

Aha

[candid cloud]

Indeed.

[full grail]

I told you not to buy yourself @valid jay

[rough quartz]

[full grail]

Aha one last thing @obsidian brook is it possible for me to receive a master role? I've been in this server since 2019 but my account got deleted a couple of months ago, which reset me completely, or is that not possible and I have to level up?

[urban coral]

Based Darktide

[valid jay]

based coop games

[urban coral]

Although, why didn't OP use the Imperium Mix instead?

[full grail]

Plus I've been nearing it whilst Veteran

[urban coral]

That one is way better

[valid jay]

is darktide one of those mythical good WH40K games?

[full grail]

I would want HOC to be co-op

[urban coral]

https://youtu.be/olqaqM21Dro?t=6619

[obsidian brook]

will think about that

[valid jay]

Actual taste issue

[full grail]

Why

[urban coral]

Most 40k games are mid to good, some are pretty bad. This one is pretty good, tbh

[obsidian brook]

Technically /give xp exists

[full grail]

Okay

[obsidian brook]

[full grail]

[obsidian brook]

/ remove xp esists also

But I am not sure

honestly

[urban coral]

We can always try

[obsidian brook]

There are no ways to proof is that old account is really yours

[candid cloud]

/remove xp Mol1t

[full grail]

I even got pinned ;-;

[urban coral]

Oh, by the way, the Imperium Mix says "Gucci Gang"

[obsidian brook]

and people can try to abuse it

[candid cloud]

Damn, didn't work.

[valid jay]

crimson have you tried necromunda hired gun?

[urban coral]

Nope

[full grail]

I see

[urban coral]

Necromunda seems nice on the tabletop, though

[obsidian brook]

For example Crimson can say that he had account of someone who left server in 2019

2020

2021

and 2007

[cinder crag]

what

[candid cloud]

Damn.

[obsidian brook]

and how can I check it?

[cinder crag]

why is he listing dates

[candid cloud]

Discord was created in 2015.

[full grail]

Sufficient?

[urban coral]

Good thing I never left

[full grail]

I see

[obsidian brook]

That what you think

[cinder crag]

i made it in 2002

[urban coral]

'Sup Thumberino

[cinder crag]

what

[candid cloud]

Source is: Trust me, bro.

[cinder crag]

who is Thumberino

[rough quartz]

Hello, hello, hello!

[cinder crag]

oh

[urban coral]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-metal-gear-rising-revengeance-raiden-senator-armstrong-source-gif-25038929

[full grail]

😔

[obsidian brook]

Trust me, bro, that guy from leaderboards Slyth is my old account

remove his xp and give it to me

[full grail]

@urban coral you know me you can prove it 🥺

[rough quartz]

I miss Slyth :(

[urban coral]

Impossible, Slyth and I are biggest buddies

[valid jay]

wait actually where's slyth

[urban coral]

Wat it B, mah homes

[cinder crag]

who is Slyth

[urban coral]

Based-ass Moderator

[full grail]

🥰

[urban coral]

Former Moderator, at least

[obsidian brook]

I mean I can trust you ,but we can not come up with the set of rules

And I do not want xp to lost the value

[polar lynx]

guys should i shit

[urban coral]

Sure

[obsidian brook]

If I will start give xp everyone

[polar lynx]

or no

[full grail]

Right being serious again yeah I understand

[cinder crag]

@obsidian brook do you trust me

[valid jay]

what if sevka has enough proof of owning the previous account

[full grail]

I guess that's s no then?

[urban coral]

Best is to just treat this with no set rules. Look at the situation and see if it's trustable

That or just don't do it at all

[obsidian brook]

I will discuss that with other CMs

some day

[full grail]

Okay then

[candid cloud]

Hey, trust me, man, I'm agent of Grigorovitch! What? That's how #💬┃ua_offtop calls me!

[valid jay]

typical cm

[obsidian brook]

No promises, no problems

[full grail]

[urban coral]

I'm actually Gajunas' alternative account

[full grail]

Lmao

[full grail]

Acshchuali

[candid cloud]

I'm Crimson's alt account as well.

[cinder crag]

zamn i got ignored by Mol1t

[obsidian brook]

I wouldn't be surprised if you convince him to DM me with that claims.

[cinder crag]

its Tampicover bros

[urban coral]

Knowing him, he probably wouldn't do that, no matter the situation

[valid jay]

McCulkin once promised me to discuss my unban on this server, and so he got a problem in his DMs for whole another year

[obsidian brook]

But he would not know about the existence of give xp

and removexp

[urban coral]

Except I'm Gajunas, so he'd obviously know

[full grail]

Anyways I am gonna go
gonna buy toilet paper
Bye, good hunting stalkers

[rough quartz]

Cya

[urban coral]

Good luck buying toilet paper in these trying times

[full grail]

Crimson

[urban coral]

'Sup

[full grail]

Wrong year my guy
That was 2 years ago

[cinder crag]

trying times?

[urban coral]

Your country just isn't Romanian enough

[full grail]

you mean my town?
Sure there are Romanians here, even in my school but I doubt they actually are coz they never stole anything from my (comedy please don't ban me)

[urban coral]

Or they're just sneaky gitz and you never caught them

[rough quartz]

Thank you very much

Likewise, brah

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/doki-doki-gif-22116123

[tiny dew]

@indigo crown >RightPsychology — Today at 17:44
I dont care,they might be fkin jesus no one cares

What if it's King f-ing Kong!

[indigo crown]

then i would care,i love monke,giant monke great

[tiny dew]

Kong come knocking on your door, you'll surely open.

[cinder crag]

💀

[full grail]

Cute

[full grail]

🥰

Never forget

Even you're gone

[carmine forge]

good

[void kelp]

if greek boys looked like this in whatever century it was

i would be gay too

hello peoples

how live?

[void kelp]

alright

[lone tusk]

dear god what did you just bring to this cursed land

[coarse rapids]

What's that song ?

[void kelp]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rb94S_HIfXw

[urban coral]

Magnum Force

[coarse rapids]

cheers mate

[urban coral]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrLe54pyNgM

Epic embed fail

[fast yarrow]

Hey guys, I have a question related to the event 😅 who should I ask about where to put the codes? 😅

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-about-it-tf2-team-fortress2-meme-sniper-gif-26189147

[urban coral]

Wasn't that already solved?

[sharp moss]

Monika

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-of-cringe-cringe-gif-20747133

[lone tusk]

yes, yes YES

[gray jetty]

Afternoon gentlemen

[cinder crag]

Zap is in your house

[gray jetty]

Huh?

[fast yarrow]

I don't think so

[urban coral]

Huh, I though Chiki got a custom role for it

[merry gust]

L ratio

Fuarkcking monolith we have to destroy faking zone

[teal oracle]

Gato

[void kelp]

Clear Sky mfers:

[teal oracle]

NO THE CAT

[simple sage]

BattleLars#3490 has been warned

Reason: Capital letters

[urban coral]

Shattered

[carmine forge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/845548132762517504/878247068097998878/ezgif.com-gif-maker_17.gif

[urban coral]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/342838917285806081/1043626325262483516/caption-5.gif

[merry gust]

@urban coral @urban coral @carmine forge @teal oracle @neon vale @void kelp @teal oracle you guys have the video when the duty man dancing without text?

[urban coral]

Nope

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-duty-stalker-dance-gsc-gsc-gameworld-gif-22307630

[urban coral]

Penguan got it, though

[merry gust]

Not this

[teal oracle]

Yes

[urban coral]

BattleLars got it, though

[merry gust]

Send please

[teal oracle]

Dafuq is this

[urban coral]

Sadness

[merry gust]

No idea I just liked it

[teal oracle]

Let me check my storage

[merry gust]

Ok

[teal oracle]

Desperatly rummages through over 1100 files

[void kelp]

all the pictures I have are too unholy for this server... sad

[merry gust]

Good luck

[teal oracle]

dis one?

[merry gust]

@teal oracle no look at this video and you will see

[teal oracle]

no i dont got it

[merry gust]

O ok thanks this one is good too

[neon vale]

both of those are loners

[void kelp]

Join duty and protect the world from the zone.
Meanwhile duty:

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/engineer-tf2-team-fortress-dancing-dance-moves-gif-17741133

[fast yarrow]

I haven't seen any announcement

[urban coral]

#📌-rules_of_event

[fast yarrow]

Noooo

Where the heck did he wrote it??

[urban coral]

No clue

[fast yarrow]

Well.. guess I will die now

[full grail]

...

[full grail]

Saw it once

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/mig29-project-wingman-ace-combat-aoa-limiter-gif-25948883

[lone tusk]

ace combat >>>>>>>

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-pet-cat-cat-pet-cute-cat-gif-24810247

[valid jay]

what is this game

[void kelp]

dont have it anymore or on very behind of my gallery

[valid jay]

@urban coral any gaming recommendations?

[urban coral]

Dead Cells

Still Dead Cells

[valid jay]

Except dead cells

[urban coral]

Bastion?

Pretty based game

[valid jay]

supergiant games oh no

[carmine forge]

Intrusion 2

[urban coral]

It's good ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Psychonauts?

[valid jay]

have that in my list

[urban coral]

Ori and the Blind Forest

[valid jay]

same deal

[urban coral]

Hollow Knight

[neon vale]

holdfast

[urban coral]

Yakuza 0

[valid jay]

60 hours played Path of Pain done 106% completed

[urban coral]

Warhammer Vermintide II and Darktide

[valid jay]

i have only 1 friend to play with and they don't own those unfortunately

[urban coral]

Get more

Cry of Fear?

[valid jay]

source horror games my favourite mm

[urban coral]

Pikuniku

Short game, I wouldn't give to much money out on it

But it's neat

That or you yarr harr

[valid jay]

yo ho ho

and a bottle of rum

[urban coral]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/953307230273409076/1055952536852516995/20221223_225639.gif

DOOM 3

[valid jay]

ehhh i enjoy watching people play mid shooters, not playing them myself

[tiny dew]

You were right, @urban coral CHANNELS ARE OPEN

[carmine forge]

taste issue

[urban coral]

Wow

[tiny dew]

He predicted it few months ago

[carmine forge]

but they shouldn't be

[urban coral]

Prey? Original

[valid jay]

added that in my list yesterday

[urban coral]

Based

[valid jay]

i wonder if they'll leak prey 2 builds someday

[urban coral]

Gears of War

[carmine forge]

Prey beta

Or even better

Leaked Prey 2

[valid jay]

Oof that's a big no, maybe sometimes in the future for historical purposes

[urban coral]

This one?

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/51/Prey_(Xbox_360).jpg

[valid jay]

yes, prey 2006

[urban coral]

Hella

[valid jay]

arkane's prey was in it like from the begining

[urban coral]

System Shock

Dead Space

[valid jay]

i was choosing between Deus Ex and System Shock and decided that i'll play deus ex first

but i'm still waiting for my dac to arrive so i can properly enjoy the music

[urban coral]

Oh yeah, Blood

[carmine forge]

Blood 3 when?

[urban coral]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_(video_game)

[valid jay]

boo mer shooter s🥵🥵🥵

[rough quartz]

I loved Blood

[urban coral]

Hexen and Heretic

[rough quartz]

Those too

But I don't think I ever finished Hexen and Heretic

[carmine forge]

Super Wolfenstein 2d?

[urban coral]

Return to Castle Wolfenstein and Wolfenstein 2009

[valid jay]

I mean, it won't straight up kill me but i expect a brick wall

[valid jay]

isn't 2009 like less than mid

[urban coral]

You will when playing Hexen

[urban coral]

It is wat it is

[carmine forge]

I only ever played 2009 and really loved it

[urban coral]

Wolfenstein 2009

Pizza Tower (whenever it comes out)

[carmine forge]

It was like a better cooler version of whatever the other ww2 themed shooter I had on a pirated cd

Actually wait I think i remember what it was

[valid jay]

y'know what i'll try those if i like amid evil

[urban coral]

Do you accept games you'll have to emulate?

[valid jay]

Yes

[valid jay]

is it even a proper game

[carmine forge]

this "masterpiece"

[urban coral]

Y e s

[valid jay]

Oh there's a steam page now

[neon vale]

i want pizza tower so bad

[urban coral]

Oh boy, got a list

[neon vale]

they started collaborating with modders in different games before the game came out

even if the game came out bad, the mods are good

[carmine forge]

taste issue

[neon vale]

wdym

wording issue

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1058459079464460378/VID_20221230_180633_265.mp4

[valid jay]

surprise me

[urban coral]

I'mma make a list of those emulated games, but I can already tell you stuff like Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga and Castlevania: Symphony of the Night are well worth it

[valid jay]

i know some of castlevania titles are worth playing but to understand what i'll like and whatnot i need to spend like two hours on the wiki

[urban coral]

If you want to play it safe, stick to either Aria of Sorrow or Symphony of the Night

[carmine forge]

using wiki

[shell peak]

something about sitting in front of the campfire with your buddies hits different after a long day in the Zone...

[carmine forge]

not even ignited

[shell peak]

It's ignited

[urban coral]

@valid jay
Judgement and Lost Judgement?

Great games

[shell peak]

Just it doesn't update text if you're next to it when another stalker lights the fire

[carmine forge]

Is it tho?

[valid jay]

i will get to like a dragon and spinoffs some day

[urban coral]

Like a Dragon kinda sad, tbh

[valid jay]

i mean series

[urban coral]

🤔

[valid jay]

i just feel like i'll get really bored after 10 hours of playing any yakuza game

[carmine forge]

10 hours

[urban coral]

Xeno Crisis?

The Mummy Demastered

Blasphemous

Alien Infestation on the DS

[carmine forge]

Wasn't blasphemous something of a 2d duck souls?

at least visually

[urban coral]

Sorta, yeah

https://tenor.com/view/pet-the-dog-nemo-blasphemous-penitent-one-good-boy-gif-21735598

[valid jay]

i really went "i'm so bored from all the souls genre, need to take a break" and then played blasphemous

[candid cloud]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/986111512068382723/1007677042768224336/Boof.gif

[urban coral]

Oh, I got a good one

Dead Cells

[valid jay]

Metroid???

[urban coral]

Metroid is a very good one

[valid jay]

Nah i mean mummy demastered looks like super metroid

[carmine forge]

which one?

[valid jay]

Is it inspired?

[urban coral]

Try Zero Mission, AM2R, Metroid 3 and Fusion

[urban coral]

Kinda, yeah

[urban coral]

And Samus Returns 3DS if you dare

There's also the Metroid Prime games

[valid jay]

developed by tommy talarico personally

[urban coral]

🤨

[carmine forge]

Metroid Prime Pinball?

[urban coral]

Oh yeah

Forgot that was a thing

Thanks for reminding me

[carmine forge]

best one in the series

[valid jay]

i need like either extremely obscure stuff from any point in history or some indie games

everything else i already know of

[urban coral]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaRA1bSG3Kg

[urban coral]

Bastion

[carmine forge]

Intrusion 1

[valid jay]

ITS SUPERGIANT

[simple sage]

NozAr#0330 has been warned

Reason: Capital letters

[urban coral]

Git gud nerd

What's wrong with that?

[carmine forge]

skill issue

[valid jay]

flash games real

[carmine forge]

Ok then

[valid jay]

Nothing, i actually forgot they even existed

[carmine forge]

how about Rockstar's Bully?

[valid jay]

So thanks for reminding

[urban coral]

Then yeah, try out Bastion

It's pretty good

[carmine forge]

It's basically gta in school columbine simulator

[urban coral]

That's definitely something. It's called Blasphemous

[urban coral]

Sleeping Dogs

[valid jay]

i will never play gta and anything gta like

[urban coral]

I don't know if you've played it, but Mechanicus is pretty good

[carmine forge]

taste issue

[urban coral]

Bully is neat

[valid jay]

i believe company that released bully did one cool game before that but whatever

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/sleepingdogs-fighter-fighting-fight-fighting-game-gif-19349129

[carmine forge]

Do doom-like indie games count?

[valid jay]

i mean i have almost the same taste in games as mandaloregaming but this one i don't think i'll enjoy

[urban coral]

Says the heretic

[valid jay]

Dependssss on your definition of doom like, generally yes

[carmine forge]

Bitsturbed.
Remember playing it and wasn't bad at least.
It's basically a Doom reskin with acidic colours.

it doesn't have much enemy variety tho

[rough quartz]

Why are her feet so dirty

Like bro, that's gross

[carmine forge]

hygiene issue

[valid jay]

that's the best part of that picture

[rough quartz]

Why?

[carmine forge]

feetpics?

[valid jay]

because

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/nerding-speech-bubble-pepe-nerd-gif-26077806

[urban coral]

https://tenor.com/view/smoke-weed-joint-marihuana-gif-18002627

[bold jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/benny-fallout-fallout-new-vegas-what-in-the-goddamn-confusion-gif-24924085

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/topgear-gif-24646598

[void kelp]

.

[ruby bone]

Does anyone wanna guess two games from one of the famous game series only by emojis below?

💣☢️⚙️🦸

[candid cloud]

Stalker?

Demoman?

Fallout?

[dense star]

guys does someone know what music he using
https://youtu.be/NDJBuTbD5nE?t=180

[ruby bone]

yes, fallout 1 and 2

[void kelp]

|| 😋 ||

[candid cloud]

Oh god, no.

Don't lick it.

@old nymph , you are muted or what?

Take an L.

[full grail]

You're not a failure if you haven't killed yourself

[full grail]

What you think of Clarkson?

[full grail]

Suicide is the ultimate L to your existance

[neon vale]

he said he wasnt homophobic because he liked watching lesbians

man is based

[full grail]

Indeed he is
I love his Clarkson's Farm show thing

Watched on Prime when I was at York
My mom was laughing so bad from it bruh

[full grail]

YOU FOOL

[old stone]

Shut down the manufacturing of FunkoPops to save resources.
Good idea or great idea?

[tiny dew]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-glare-mad-gif-14067188

[bitter hearth]

hello there

[urban coral]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153801114091521/1037131046656933938/your_brain_tricks_you_into_thinking.gif

[tiny dew]

https://tenor.com/view/on-a-mission-mission-we-are-on-a-mission-smoking-determined-gif-13555568

[bitter hearth]

indeed yes

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-of-cringe-cringe-gif-20747133

[cinder crag]

bad

[full grail]

I guess
Imagine owning Funko Pops, total L

[full grail]

Overall you think he is a good guy?

[full grail]

https://imgur.com/8Yhhw9x

[neon vale]

i never watched top gear

[cinder crag]

me

[void kelp]

you

[void kelp]

yes we totally should

[rough nest]

very good beer (it doesn't taste like alcohol)

[tiny dew]

https://tenor.com/view/i-gotta-do-what-ive-gotta-do-i-must-i-have-to-i-should-do-this-on-a-mission-gif-16501199

[tiny dew]

Ebaltika?

[full grail]

Rashan Federashan ai dont spik inglish

[tiny dew]

I'm yet to see a beer brand named Ебалово or something involving Еба

[void kelp]

Xd

[void kelp]

lol when I was a young weirdo living in a warehouse in chicago I would get 64oz warm plastic bottles of these for like 3 bucks at a euro store

[rough nest]

Baltika

[tiny dew]

If you put an E in front, it turns into Fucktika from Russian

Weird I know

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/sable-cute-dog-tiny-puppy-gif-26160652

[rough nest]

8%

[tiny dew]

@void kelp

Season pass shit

[void kelp]

yeah figured just wanted to make sure it wasn't only for like a year or something

[tiny dew]

Eligible shit
Absolute nonsense

[void kelp]

really don't like this style for this type of game

[rough nest]

aw man why they have to do that

[void kelp]

yeah I said it earlier but microtransaction annoying stuff is fine if the game is free. charging for DLC that comes out every so often is fine but this is so over the top to do it all, charge for the game, have campfire songs and skins you buy, DLCs and expansions out at game launch idk

[tiny dew]

Go with the trends

If a person on the internet starts a trend "walk naked on the way to work" and it becomes viral...

[void kelp]

I can't think of a game that combines all of that but I don't play many new games

[tiny dew]

Everyone else follows

[void kelp]

CoD I'm guessing?

[tiny dew]

Trends are for broken mentality fools

[rough nest]

herd mentality

[void kelp]

whats another game that does all that though, im curious

[rough nest]

c-consciousness has got them

[tiny dew]

C-cockciousness did first

Con-cocktion

[neon vale]

is stalker 2 getting post launch support

how would a pass even work otherwise

[void kelp]

seems like there'll be regularly scheduled dlc and theres two expansions at launch

[tiny dew]

& skins involving boring memes

[void kelp]

I know they got rid of NFTs but if the skin thing is a big thing (lots of skins and skin "loot") it's pretty similar to crypto. A finite thing that is given value based on it being finite.. CSGO has an insane economy with all those stupid skins

[tiny dew]

I couldn't care about skins cause

1. I won't buy them

I'm not planning on getting the Season Pass anyway simply cause I don't want to become part of the problem with the skins themselves

I prefer to become part of the solution and don't get involved

[lone tusk]

cock is a sylky registred trademark

[tiny dew]

Season pass content should be let bought separate, with expansions being essential and the rest optional - you buy it if needed

Making everything essential, go to heck

[bitter hearth]

Dang, im bad at world of tanks

[tiny dew]

Let me tell you, franksly... you are good

[tiny dew]

https://tenor.com/view/mission-from-god-blues-brothers-smoke-gif-14558982

[lone tusk]

you need spent real money, is the only way to win

[bitter hearth]

No

[lone tusk]

yes

[bitter hearth]

Dude

Tanks arent supposed to shoot that fast, this mfkas tank turned to a machine gun

[lament zealot]

expand dong?

HOLY CRAP

#🔍┃ask_gscarchive is BACK

[earnest pond]

I did bro dirty

[gray jetty]

well gentlemen

its that time

[tiny dew]

Back for bad. I asked 27 questions few hours ago, well thought out, 0 were given any attention.

#troll_gsc

Actually I might have did 28

Killing spree!

2888 Days Later: Nothing

[rough nest]

making people buy the story expansion is shitty, people are gonna feel like they missed out on stuff

[tiny dew]

Wait for when the expansion so huge it asks for 40 bux

[rough nest]

brb gonna go back in time and make sure I never play any stalker game

[tiny dew]

Delete Windows, Install Linux for good

[rough nest]

why

[tiny dew]

Don't support Sadya Nutella

[rough nest]

huh??

[tiny dew]

Satya Nadella, MS president after Bill Gays

[rough nest]

oh its alright i pirate windows anyway

[tiny dew]

Wave the flag

Spread the sails

Shout out, God can't be killed

[rough nest]

the flag being the activate windows watermark

[lament zealot]

well it largely depends on the expansions

but its a bit ambitious and shifty

[rough nest]

would have been better if it was something like fallout 4's nuka world and far harbor

main story is in the game, the 2 DLCs are just extra story content

[lament zealot]

we don't know what it is yet tho

[lament zealot]

"extra story content"

[rough nest]

yea, missions and stuff

just wait 5 years and the game will cost like 20 bucks

[void kelp]

yeah I think its a questionable market decision to release DLC expansions when the game comes out.. just wait 6 months and it won't feel as weird and you'll probably make more money

[rough nest]

also skins arent too fitting to the zone

[void kelp]

I bet they'll be military style but yeah I hate it

[rough nest]

maybe like carving in the wooden stock, something realistic

[void kelp]

its what I said earlier, dont charge full price for a game and then do the seasons and skins stuff free games to do to make money

[rough nest]

or military weapons might have camo

[exotic kettle]

bros what a stalker do in the zone when he gets deppresed

[cinder crag]

shoot himself

[exotic kettle]

1 - Kill random stalkers in patrols
2 - Bargain weed and coke with Freedomers

[exotic kettle]

Bro really

[cinder crag]

yeah

[rough nest]

yea in the leg

[cinder crag]

why that would make it much worse

[exotic kettle]

I'll never hang out with you in the zone lol

[worldly condor]

If I buy the ultimate edition does the game come in English on the cover box just wondering?

[rough nest]

don't take your life, make it worse, be a man

[exotic kettle]

No, it comes in Aramaic.

[cinder crag]

it comes in Romanian

vgh roma....

[rough nest]

da

[worldly condor]

Thank you

[cinder crag]

you know it

[exotic kettle]

[cinder crag]

they should add a jewish faction to stalker

[exotic kettle]

I would kill them all

https://tenor.com/view/borat-cockroach-gif-10078470

[cinder crag]

their patch is just the star of david

[cinder crag]

no thats turks

[rough nest]

imagine sleeping, and you wake up hearing "sluurrrppp" just to realize a bloodsucker was sucking you dry😩

[exotic kettle]

In the d*ck

[cinder crag]

aren't you Duty

[exotic kettle]

Turks and jews lol

[rough nest]

nah on the mouth

[exotic kettle]

Glad i'm brazilian

[cinder crag]

"glad"

[exotic kettle]

xD