💬┃en_offtop

[void kelp]

me when uhhhh

[polar lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-i-fucking-get-you-gif-24264380

[void kelp]

idk random homeless person asking me for spare change

bro i hate the homeless people in america

[void kelp]

they're like "oh sir please give me some money so i can buy some food (meth)"

[pearl wraith]

we're too busy arguing over over whether or not we should let foreigners in, there's nowhere for actual americans to live

[void kelp]

atleast the ones in europe are honest with you

"hey boss can you give me 2 bucks for a beer?"

[neon vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/620576156613345310/1058128602513817611/A899DF8B-3E9A-4F0D-B396-EE0B596A0EBE.gif

[void kelp]

sounds like a skill issue to me

[candid cloud]

YOU?!

[neon vale]

YES!!!! ! !

[void kelp]

poland is 2 times smaller than texas and we still have like uhh

9 mil more people

[pearl wraith]

so I know with 4 pellicles, if I walk into fruit punch it will repair my suit, but what will 4 Crystals do?

[void kelp]

and most people have apartments/houses ect

[pearl wraith]

or are crystals just dumb and don't offer synergy benefits?

[void kelp]

is the polish government dumb as shit?

yes

[neon vale]

if i had to move to eastern europe i would probably go to poland

[void kelp]

at the christmas table my stepfather was talking about how fricked germany is

[reef rover]

Vindaloo curry ain’t nothing.

[polar lynx]

wtf is it

[reef rover]

Very spicy curry

[old nymph]

[pearl wraith]

whistling
waaa waaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaah

[marsh hamlet]

[pearl wraith]

[minor scaffold]

today is a good day

[reef rover]

My friend wants to pay me to edit his essay and honestly, I don’t want money.

[void kelp]

what happens if you get an artifact in the event

[reef rover]

Hmm

Idk

[void kelp]

I got a rare one and it pinged staff

[bitter hearth]

no, your midnight is 5 am to me

[void kelp]

lol no what? i'm just asking what happens

[void kelp]

ok its 5 hours later am I disqualified or something

[crystal plinth]

I just finished Pentiment. Almost cried at the end. For me best gaming experience in 2022

[void kelp]

Bro im just asking what happens if you get something not the date and time

[bitter hearth]

oh then say so, you get a role like i got 2

my new roles are prommising rookie and swamp lurker

cuz i got 2 artefacts

[void kelp]

hehe ok I get it its too late for staff and they'll give me a role

lol andrew tate got locked up

[bitter hearth]

huh?

[void kelp]

huh to which

[bitter hearth]

nvm i just saw the news

[void kelp]

Should i eat?

[chilly junco]

Koom Zu Mir

[void kelp]

Mmmmmmmm

what is it

[bitter hearth]

@gray jettywhen is the next battlebit online test

[gray jetty]

tomorrow

ill miss it sadly

[bitter hearth]

damn

[gray jetty]

its a 6 hour long test

[bitter hearth]

im downloading it rn im gonna see how it plays and fix my settings

[gray jetty]

join the discord

they post test times

[bitter hearth]

where can i find their discord

[void kelp]

Mushroom in jar

[bitter hearth]

can you make custom servers with friends only?

like without them starting the tests

[gray jetty]

not yet

[bitter hearth]

dang

[gray jetty]

the only thing you can do when servers are not live

is test guns by your self

[void kelp]

sounds good to me i want mushrooms in a jar

[shy narwhal]

@carmine forge dude

The copium in the Anomaly Discord

Is like

[carmine forge]

Why though?

[shy narwhal]

Not even the Brain Scorcher is capable of doing such things

[carmine forge]

Isn't HoC basically Anomaly 2?

[shy narwhal]

They're coping so much because it doesn't look like Anomaly

2 hours of discussions of just coping

Like

At the point they even said

"As much as I don't want STALKER to be another generic shooter I'd rather have Far Cry gunplay than the OG gunplay that most of us don't remember because we used mods to repair it or don't want to remember because it's too bloody janky"

[carmine forge]

I think there was a meme that went "GAMMA players when Stalker 2 comes out and doesn't have 1000 variants of AK"

with this gif

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-stalker2-discontent-anger-gif-25555837

[shy narwhal]

Lmfao

Anomaly players when STALKER 2 doesn't have 10000 useless items

@carmine forge

They will eventually reach the point of acceptance and say "Well, we will mod STALKER 2 and make Anomaly 2"

I believe they're gonna reach that point

You should check the stalker channel

It's a lot of messages though, all copium

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-meme-pepe-frog-gif-26117735

[chrome blaze]

i have found the best sound file in stalker at last

[pearl wraith]

top g got doxxed by the pizza box

[carmine forge]

darn man got pwned

will be missing him

[chrome blaze]

@eternal kite I hope this is what you are looking for

forgot 3 more, woops.

[eternal kite]

Pretty sure, thanks a lot

[chrome blaze]

anytime bro

[pearl wraith]

does anyone have the .ogg file for the bullet miss?

or the ricochet?

[lone tusk]

this exist ?

[lone tusk]

pov you are sleeping and zap breaks in your house @cinder crag

[lone tusk]

me when walk

[pearl wraith]

I missed

[lone tusk]

@void kelp @valid jay sylky pass you da boff (its a trap, imma go catch two freedomers)

[valid jay]

i think i'm actually gonna die

this is literally brain scorcher

[carmine forge]

isn't it though?

[chrome blaze]

what about dynamic music beta 😳

[lone tusk]

no

[chrome blaze]

you cannot resist ooooooh

[lone tusk]

[chrome blaze]

💀

[carmine forge]

I mean it's not bad but there aren't really any super deep and interesting characters or unique plot twists

[valid jay]

"writing" goes deeper than just main story

[carmine forge]

The lore is cool, yeah

[valid jay]

and i don't mean lore either

[pearl wraith]

ever have that moment where someone says something and you have to physically restrain yourself from making a joke that will get you canceled from everything?

[chrome blaze]

nope because i always speak my mind even if it is a dumb opinion

[carmine forge]

The worldbuilding?

[chrome blaze]

(I will live a short life)

[valid jay]

Yeah, more like it.

[valid jay]

what the

[chrome blaze]

ayyyyyy mlyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa x_x

[lone tusk]

nooooooo

[valid jay]

ya maslinu poymal moment

[lament zealot]

freedomer passes you the fattest boof you've ever seen in your life, do you accept?

[valid jay]

yes

[chrome blaze]

not cat balls

[lament zealot]

haha! they will fail to pass on their genetics and die, evolving such behaviors out of the gene pool over time!

[pearl wraith]

uhhh is animal nsfw against the rules @shy narwhal ?

[restive pivot]

Nooooo

[pearl wraith]

totally didn't ping literally the only mod that wasn't online

[chrome blaze]

well he's the only mod that talks as far as ive seen

[pearl wraith]

oh wait, kuro might be biased

he's a furry

[valid jay]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-jerma985-chat-bubble-p_0_s_t_i_r_0_n_i_a-gif-25694764

[shy narwhal]

Weird to find such ppl in BS

[lone tusk]

me when i wake

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/smadging-speech-bubble-speech-bubble-smadging-gif-26061412

[gray jetty]

Man I wish I knew what the hell this actually did

[valid jay]

Больно! Больно! Уйдите. Я нормальный! Я справлюсь, я смогу.
Это, это! Бред. Бред кругом! Уйдите!
Не понимаю. Ничего не понимаю! Отпустите!

[gray jetty]

Manual doesn’t say either

[chrome blaze]

me when i drink a really large soda pop (this is my burp)

[gray jetty]

[carmine forge]

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of mid?

[shy narwhal]

Why do you even need to post such stuff

[old stone]

I hate having to get new phones. It always feels awkward. Learning about new USB connections makes me support Ted Kasczinsky.

[carmine forge]

the furries love it

right @valid jay ?

[valid jay]

you're a furry, @carmine forge

[lone tusk]

me when when by when

[carmine forge]

Am I?

[valid jay]

You are.

[shy narwhal]

You are

[carmine forge]

Proof?

[shy narwhal]

Are you a furry? @carmine forge

[lone tusk]

i don't like furrys

[valid jay]

this what happens when you install anomaly

[carmine forge]

No

[valid jay]

literal plague

[lone tusk]

good

[carmine forge]

You should've seen the copium in anomaly discord

[valid jay]

that's where my screenshots are from

[carmine forge]

Kuro knows more

[shy narwhal]

Looks like decent proofs to me

[carmine forge]

Ew unironically joining Anomaly discord

[lone tusk]

imma go reload my abakan

[carmine forge]

Nice html skills

[shy narwhal]

That's what he said though

[lone tusk]

😎

[shy narwhal]

It's just i have the capabilities to locally edit messages

[carmine forge]

If i said it then where is it?

[bitter hearth]

i dont trust none of you two, either way @gray jettybattlebit is awsome, but servers will be online in 13 hours

[lone tusk]

it was you that fake my message that kick me out from duty

[shy narwhal]

You deleted it

[lone tusk]

[shy narwhal]

No

[carmine forge]

But how did #💬┃en_offtop message
appear in place of that message?

[bitter hearth]

so you can edit messages and get ppl in trouble

iirc the only things mods can do is delete messages or do commands not edit them

[lone tusk]

why there car audio files in cs ? not this again

[shy narwhal]

Liar

And cope

[chrome blaze]

приманые анекдот

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-overdose-gif-22522298

[fleet nebula]

[shy narwhal]

It's actually just Photoshop abilities

[valid jay]

КАК-ТО ПОЙМАЛИ НАЕМНИКИ ГРАНАТУ

[simple sage]

NozAr#0330 has been warned

Reason: Capital letters

[shy narwhal]

Why is my man speaking Russian

[carmine forge]

Гру збережено - hp викид

[bitter hearth]

eitherway, everyone go take a shower it stinks like dank in here, jank smokers

@tiny dew another mission?

[rough quartz]

Так - не смешно же!

[valid jay]

Ну ты комик...

[coarse rapids]

yo Nozar

[gray jetty]

Ah

[bitter hearth]

when enofftop turns to idk what language this is offtop

[coarse rapids]

maybe you should try Opus Magnum

I feel like my brain is growing exponentially
not big tho bc that design is garbage

[carmine forge]

maybe you should try Intrusion 2

oh cool a puzzle

[coarse rapids]

opus magnum is so cool haha

[valid jay]

puzzle games mhmhm

[coarse rapids]

it makes a very,hypnotizing sequence

[carmine forge]

Asmr video game?

[gray jetty]

I finally figured this board out

🙏

I’ve been running in circles all day

Trying to understand why it is the way it is

@coarse rapids remember cool lan party you wanted to see

Well it’s on the bench atm

[bitter hearth]

yall who knows dishonored?

its free on epic games if yall want to check it out, go get it its really good

[valid jay]

never heard

i only play cool games like call of duty

[bitter hearth]

its like call of duty yeah, like call of duty had a dlc

wait dont you allready know dishonored?, mission of troll failed

[valid jay]

it's like call of duty but steampunk!!!!

[coarse rapids]

Maybe show me in the morning I'm already halfway sleeping

[gray jetty]

I’m currently try trying to oc on it so yah

Nothing crazy yet this board

Is extremely complex

It’s probably the most complex board I’ve ever overclocked

Many many voltages and bus speeds

All important

[lone tusk]

wow funny letters

[valid jay]

language issue

[lone tusk]

[teal oracle]

did yall have a gunfight WITHOUT me

[karmic granite]

https://medal.tv/games/dayz/clips/OkiaK6lZUhyON/d13370C2MIQw?invite=cr-MSxqa1ksMjA5NjQwMzcs

[primal stirrup]

DayZ Stalker RP is aids most of the time

[teal oracle]

im bouta get banned for this meme

[bitter hearth]

agreed, you are about to get banned

[bitter hearth]

just a matter of time

[void kelp]

lol npcs are creepy

[valid jay]

They know.

[void kelp]

I guess they do

Emissions look cool and are a scary are they going to be in s2

[bitter hearth]

i hope i will be there yeah

[void kelp]

Getting towards the end of CS so idk if things change but yeah I like them, make the zone feel unstable af

[old stone]

[void kelp]

me

Me as a cop

[woeful gorge]

smol

[void kelp]

im 5'6

me me small

I’m taller

5’7

i will skin you alive

[ancient shoal]

Is the collector’s edition available in the u.s for pc yet

[void kelp]

Hot

you monolith boys are uhhh

idk wierd

[woeful gorge]

im maybe a 5'9

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gut-shaker-goofy-ahh-cat-sploinky-gif-26462831

[woeful gorge]

havent checked long time ago

[void kelp]

Ayo

i measured myself like a moth or two ago

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153801114091521/1058070492910715001/amonolith.gif

[bitter hearth]

me not included

[void kelp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/858545668439408640/908487374013616148/3EDE56AB-0FCD-452F-A885-2EBEAAA9087B.gif

[woeful gorge]

snako

[bitter hearth]

i should have a special role called emission

vote yes if you agree

[pearl wraith]

@vernal loom I made a color palette for Strelok's face

[bitter hearth]

accurate

[vernal loom]

https://tenor.com/view/fin-typing-with-long-nails-how-do-you-type-gif-10840142

Me tomorrow

[lone tusk]

theory: stalker 2 confirms sylky's participation as a playable npc 100% and I can prove it.
it all starts when you have to drink energy drinks and you know who drinks energy drinks? that's right sylky
second thing, you can shoot in game, just like sylky when (censored by fbi)
third thing, the game is in first person and do you know who lives in first person? exactly the sylky

[pearl wraith]

Green 223428, Green 06130a, Green 6d894a, and Black 050501, specifically

oh crap I forgot eye color

[vernal loom]

I CAN DO DUTY NAILS

[simple sage]

atheadax#3617 has been warned

Reason: Capital letters

[vernal loom]

BLACK WITH RED

[simple sage]

atheadax#3617 has been warned

Reason: Capital letters

[lone tusk]

YES

[vernal loom]

https://tenor.com/view/wavetro-wavetro-hq-ok-gif-better-call-saul-cavefolder-gif-21853914

(bot to me)

[pearl wraith]

YES

that's BASED

[vernal loom]

Black paint, red tips with one nail having a red target on it

[pearl wraith]

[woeful gorge]

Isnt duty also has yellow on it

[pearl wraith]

?

[woeful gorge]

[pearl wraith]

the suit color

[woeful gorge]

oh ok

[pearl wraith]

wait, that would be black, red, and dark gray

[lone tusk]

yes

[woeful gorge]

i thought it was patch color

[vernal loom]

goofy ahh pic

[sour fern]

Just bought the ultimate edition off of Amazon.de

[sour fern]

Now to wait a year

[vernal loom]

Choose a patch for me to copy

[bitter hearth]

.

[pearl wraith]

this one looks better

[vernal loom]

It depends if the nail artist can do it or not

Communication is hard because they hardly speak English no matter where you go

[bitter hearth]

black yellow red blue

or just draw her the colors and show em

[pearl wraith]

yeah

just show up with a color palette

[vernal loom]

My bestie from Russia has a very heavy accent, I understand her perfectly fine

But the nail artists. I can never understand them

I always leave the salon with a fantastic manicure, but it just takes time to communicate with the tech

Female problems, sorry boys

[void kelp]

Women 👎

[void kelp]

[pearl wraith]

Imagine worrying about where you're going to get your manicure instead of worrying about where in the great green earth the mach-1 aluminum projectile went

me and Everett still haven't found it, but we're fairly sure it shredded itself

[lament zealot]

you guys dont understand

[pearl wraith]

we have come to this conclusion because we've found chunks of shrapnel all over the culdesac, but not enough to account for the entire mass of the ball

[lament zealot]

manicures and like 85% of fashion for women are PSYOPS

men do NOT care, only some other women do (kind of like men & stupidly expensive shoes). it's a ploy by companies to convince you into buying some cheaply made 3rd world product for HUNDREDS of US DOLLARS

[lament zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/conspiracy-theory-explaining-gif-13403485

[pearl wraith]

you're a woman?

[lament zealot]

wtf no? where did you get that idea

weirdo

[pearl wraith]

I can understand buying a lot of shoes because I buy a lot of ties

I have two whole tie racks on the back of my door

[lament zealot]

no I mean stuff like sneakers

[pearl wraith]

I know

[pearl wraith]

but at the end of the day, it's buying things for vanity

you only need like 3-4 pairs of shoes, much like you only need 3-4 pairs of ties

[void kelp]

anyway here's a cat pic

[pearl wraith]

casual tie, church tie, date night tie, and funeral tie

[lament zealot]

wrong, my shoes are heavy duty & have steel toes

[void kelp]

and a cat video

[pearl wraith]

sneakers, gym shoes, boots, snow boots

[lament zealot]

didnt I post that

[pearl wraith]

same

[bitter hearth]

e

[pearl wraith]

I have leather steel toed work boots

[void kelp]

i don't frigging know

[lament zealot]

nvm urs is higher quality, im stealing it

[void kelp]

i got it from a discord server that's about cats

[bitter hearth]

wtf? yall help me with dis crap

[pearl wraith]

cuz dropping 500 degree steel on your foot is a mistake you make only once, and thankfully I made that mistake while wearing said boots

[bitter hearth]

what did i do

[void kelp]

im on that level of autism

[pearl wraith]

it only left a faint line

[lament zealot]

if you have lots of similar symbols like ">" it can trigger that

[bitter hearth]

i used lots of ,

[pearl wraith]

well, you see, I, uhh, I, uhhhh, actually, maybe, errrrr

hmm

[bitter hearth]

anyway, there is alot of types of men like men who like pants or men who like belts or men who like shoes like i do or men who like work costumes and ties so we end up buying lots of em

this is what i was gonna type and i used lots of , in it

[lament zealot]

yeah those people are called "deviants"

real men don't care about the little things

they care about the drip

nobody cares about ur yee yee ass tennis shoes

[pearl wraith]

which is exactly why we buy 50 ties

[bitter hearth]

but everyone will care about dem drippy shoes doe

[pearl wraith]

we need the drip
and we need the drip for different occasions

[lament zealot]

ppl care about the FIT

[bitter hearth]

but i dont really buy that much, i currently have 5 shoes and each shoe is used for its own reason, work shoes and school shoes and outside shoes, the other 2 are for rare events such as weddings or parties, old boring family parties

[lament zealot]

cringe!

[lament zealot]

I have TWO pairs of shoes and honestly I have only worn the second pair twice

[pearl wraith]

I have sneakers, I have muck boots, church shoes, and work boots

[bitter hearth]

actually i got 6 shoes, i forgot the winter boots

[pearl wraith]

I don't need winter boots because 1 I'm not in the snow for long enough to warrant their use and 2 I already have muck boots and work boots

[bitter hearth]

my work boots are them shoes with no laces or wires or what ever they are called, they are comfy and spongy

and all the rest are normal cool lookin ones

[lament zealot]

@sour fern you got any monkey videos?

[sour fern]

No

[lament zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-banana-gif-23737807

[sour fern]

Bananya

[void kelp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153801114091521/1053909047801290762/7sx4qmcyr7y91.gif

[pearl wraith]

I've got these, but with the rubber toe instead of leather

[bitter hearth]

oh cool

i got one like that but its short

not long boots short boots

[bitter hearth]

i got these

[void kelp]

1 tart long

[void kelp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043642275554664508/1043751759488766002/caption_32.gif

[lament zealot]

his ass is NOT pop tart

[pearl wraith]

vegans be like

[void kelp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1044009505370935448/1054844857337774090/2B024327-A249-4BDC-8DBA-3E9D0EBBF26D.gif

[lament zealot]

@sour fern

[pearl wraith]

Badlands Chugs be like

[void kelp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688583982480490523/1005626193149694072/attachment-2-1.gif

[lament zealot]

https://imgur.com/gallery/HWIUh0i

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gut-shaker-goofy-ahh-cat-sploinky-gif-26462831

https://tenor.com/view/badlands-badlandschugs-water-chugs-ocean-gif-21173870

[pearl wraith]

bro why he beandipping the cat like that

[void kelp]

I’m gonna throw plastic and car batteries in the ocean now

[void kelp]

you can do the gut shaker huh? the cat shaker give me that cat shaker shake your gut yea that's some cat gut right there

[bitter hearth]

when en offtop turns to cat vids and images

[old nymph]

@bitter hearth what the hell!

[pearl wraith]

I am going to go embark on a 15 mile hike and camp out in the woods for a whole week to melt off every last ounce of fat I have

just because of that message.

[old nymph]

its 4 am what are we both doing

[void kelp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1044009505370935448/1054073587444760666/1651343048700.gif

[void kelp]

pussy posting

[bitter hearth]

doing a mission

[void kelp]

Just like that but yellow

Sigma

[old nymph]

which is pussy posting?

[bitter hearth]

they are posting cat vids and images

[void kelp]

everything cat related

[bitter hearth]

im not included

[void kelp]

cs go cat gameplay

[lament zealot]

PUSSY!!! I love PUSSY!!!

[bitter hearth]

basicly they just discovered they have cancer, brain cancer

[old nymph]

man i am thinking who tf took off my sweater before i accidentely slept instead of staying awake at 11pm

[lament zealot]

pussssyyyyyyy

[void kelp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/821044277488123914/941418225588125696/rubber.gif

[old nymph]

stalkers this is real shit

[void kelp]

shut up tire

[pearl wraith]

ayo man I love boobs
such a good pussy, that one

[void kelp]

he is going to commit war crimes in africa

[bitter hearth]

shut up schizophernic person

[old nymph]

whats the thing a dead body and burnt wheel share

[void kelp]

im just sleep deprived

[old nymph]

they both dont roll

[lament zealot]

thank god I have this vid saved

without the stupid caption, too

[old nymph]

nah who tf put protein powder in this cat food

[old nymph]

bro better make me his own pet

[lament zealot]

was looking for this one

[pearl wraith]

slap that pussy

[pearl wraith]

quick, we need to finish before the women come back

[lament zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-brule-orgasm-funny-chills-gif-8291454

[old nymph]

Internet Download Manager keeps moaning on how i cracked their cd-key

the app still works

[bitter hearth]

yall there is a vid with an nword uptop, with this much vids its gonna be hard for mods to find

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/pain-mexican-cat-mexican-cat-mexcian-cat-pain-gif-26241142

[old nymph]

i wanna pet that cat till it sleeps from happines

[bitter hearth]

im heading to en_stalker, adios

[pearl wraith]

the WHAT cat?

[bitter hearth]

now there is 2 ppl who sent nwords

was fun having yall

[pearl wraith]

snitch

[bitter hearth]

nvm one is safe, the other is comited tho

[bitter hearth]

i didnt say any names, matter of fact, i dont know any names

[lament zealot]

NOOO

[void kelp]

RIP

[old nymph]

Made my day thanks man

[bitter hearth]

rip cat

[pearl wraith]

well in that case, don't watch the video titled splat

[bitter hearth]

killed the whole vibe

[pearl wraith]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/925855860557746267/996880491099717762/freeze-1-2.gif

[lament zealot]

oh nooo~ don't watch the video title rat PLaP 😩 🐀 💦

[old nymph]

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO! CAT! NO NOO!

[old nymph]

tf

[bitter hearth]

sounded like ass cheeks claping

[pearl wraith]

the women are still talking about manicures! keep cat posting!

[bitter hearth]

btw a reminder, mods can still see deleted messages

now im out, have fun yall

[lament zealot]

its ok bb

[pearl wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/doubletake-gif-20683599

[lament zealot]

QUICK! everyone post the most disgusting thing and then IMMEDIATELY delete it!

[pearl wraith]

I am not going to do that

[lament zealot]

you stole this from me

[void kelp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1044009505370935448/1052637329862447214/IMG_0787.gif

[lament zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/disintegrating-funny-thanos-gif-22399978

[old nymph]

stalkers any mod for stalker recommended and i will gift you a meme if you answer

[lament zealot]

mmm

[lament zealot]

vanilla

[pearl wraith]

there. I gave you an answer.

[lament zealot]

vanilla is pretty good

[old nymph]

i am tired

[pearl wraith]

it just wasn't the answer you wanted.

Now give me my meme

[void kelp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1044009505370935448/1052250018255474831/police-hooker.mp4

[lament zealot]

then go to sleep dummy

[old nymph]

i heard i am major degtayrev and so marked one and your awake thats good for like MANY times

[void kelp]

sstalker but like uhhhh

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/429407194228981771/998510053340499968/7ga8njbqs9c91_1.gif

[old nymph]

Take it anyways

[old stone]

What rifle does a cat bring into battle?
||Meowser rifle||

[old nymph]

Meowserwerfer

[old stone]

The mouse brings the ||Mouser rifle||

[pearl wraith]

no, idiot

[old nymph]

Maus

[pearl wraith]

it brings the Maus

[bitter hearth]

what does emission bring into battle?, an armor strapped with c4!

[pearl wraith]

HANS! ICH SEE A MAUS!

[simple sage]

platygetzkillz#1716 has been warned

Reason: Capital letters

[pearl wraith]

GET ZE KATZENWERFER

[simple sage]

platygetzkillz#1716 has been warned

Reason: Capital letters

[hot portal]

Why does everyone have English accents in that trailer

[lament zealot]

either GSC realized the superiority of Americans, or have dropped their standards to British

[bitter hearth]

or americans are too lazy to learn a new language?, there is alot of answers for this questions, but i dont wanna get in detail

go play hl2 rn, you will become a chad

[lament zealot]

already have

[bitter hearth]

do again

[lament zealot]

no

[bitter hearth]

weak

no balls

replay gta sa

[old stone]

Normies censoring games.
The game is Tactics Ogre Reborn.

[void kelp]

wolf moderating your game

[pearl wraith]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/149329450075553792/1058243458848010331/image0-9-1.gif

[tiny dew]

AT LAST home

https://tenor.com/view/mad-monkey-mad-monkey-sassy-sad-gif-14704705

[torpid sail]

Hey is the Ultimate Collector's edition available for the US. I looked it up and it showed it in German but let me translate it to English and it says it costs 350 euros. Is that the version for the US also or will there be another date that they allow pre orders for the US.

[tiny dew]

Lul

Doesn't look like actual vodka but you never know

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153801114091521/907326471545176174/pepe-nervous.gif

[untold basin]

soon

[bitter hearth]

you missed the mission

[tiny dew]

Yo what

Posting this clip for the shits n giggles. @bold jackal

[old stone]

I got around it by replacing the first two letters with Vo.

[tiny dew]

@void kelp You are being scammed then

Dollers vs Eurollers

Are you perhaps living in Brazil or some shit?

I remember you said you're Canadian or smth...

[neon vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/717808918931177534/1058077244779663441/Glaggle_Anthem.mp4

[void kelp]

wdym

[tiny dew]

https://tenor.com/view/the-big-lebowski-coen-brothers-joel-coen-ethan-coen-jeff-bridges-gif-14873489

[pearl wraith]

and people think their jobs are hard

[neon vale]

outro music material

[bold jackal]

only water of course wink wink

[neon vale]

this is the theme that plays when you go to bed for the night after talking in #💬┃en_offtop

[tiny dew]

Feller drank real vodka to honor the stalkers lost to the Zone. What else is there to say, big up 😄

[tiny dew]

Yo what!

You edited that out, sneaky son of a gun lol

🗿

https://tenor.com/view/cliff-shocked-home-alone-gif-13132567

[strange cliff]

Yoo

[candid cloud]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/279684719606628355/1058218689377357895/trim.F6EEF8A8-F155-43E9-A3BA-A47D7C4CD3E3.mov

[pearl wraith]

I just ate 3 slices of swiss that smelled oddly like shellfish

if I'm not on tomorrow, I probably died

[tiny dew]

https://tenor.com/view/mad-monkey-mad-monkey-sassy-sad-gif-14704705

[feral fable]

then why did you eat them??

[pearl wraith]

because, cheese

[feral fable]

why

maybe it was expired who knows

[pearl wraith]

CHEEEEEEEEESE

[simple sage]

platygetzkillz#1716 has been warned

Reason: Capital letters

[pearl wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/cheese-dog-gif-26068091

[feral fable]

me when wolf warned me the 1000000th time for using caps

https://tenor.com/view/dont-care-gif-23236174

[pearl wraith]

there is a pain in my abdominal cavity

[feral fable]

you will explode in 20 minutes

[pearl wraith]

but the only problem is, I don't know what organ it's supposed to be

it's like, right underneath the esophagus

but it's not the esophagus

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/cheese-gif-25732604

[feral fable]

as I said before you will explode

[pearl wraith]

that junction where the esophagus meets the stomach? It's right of that

but according to this diagram, that's just connective tissue

empty space

[blazing cave]

You'll either puke or shart really hard later

[pearl wraith]

it's not a puke pain

it'll be the latter from what I'm feeling

[feral fable]

I've been farting really bad the past couple days I think I might explode

also the farts SMELL LIKE ACTUAL SHIT

[pearl wraith]

ngl it feels like there's a wooden dowel going from my stomach to my throat

i think I need to burp

[feral fable]

a build up of gases in your body will cause you to explode

[void kelp]

eat more swiss

[pearl wraith]

woah vs whoa

[tiny dew]

https://tenor.com/view/scary-movie-smile-dance-gif-17647357

[void kelp]

woah for sure

[pearl wraith]

https://youtu.be/Wpq8cUUnudc

[tiny dew]

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/ace-combat-lore-wh40k-fnaf-gif-26344803

[pale whale]

🗿

[void kelp]

i bought vic 2 and played it for the first time for a bit, need to play tutorials or something, pretty far in the pipeline if thats all ive played

[gray jetty]

yah know what im thinking

i think

[carmine forge]

think less

[gray jetty]

alright

[carmine forge]

not worth it

[gray jetty]

probably true

im gonna work 12 hours having not slept

so

yah probably for the best

[woeful gorge]

hellwo

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/minor-spelling-mistake-major-spelling-mistake-spelling-mistake-gif-25140477

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/bordr-gif-21175916

[polar lynx]

its not a slur idiot

[candid cloud]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1031645431878389760/1058271634080931880/mega_chad_slovakia_papers_please_based_and_jorjipilled.mp4

[shy narwhal]

It is.

[polar lynx]

no hard r is

[shy narwhal]

It's a banned word here

[polar lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/i-should-skin-people-alive-gif-26319329

[polar lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-roomba-roomba-omba-cute-gif-17282550

[woeful gorge]

ombama

[bitter hearth]

wich word

[polar lynx]

litterally me

[polar lynx]

the gamer word

[candid cloud]

On the left side.

[polar lynx]

no

[bitter hearth]

the n word or the r word, there are lots of gamer words

[polar lynx]

the right side is me

[candid cloud]

Proof?

[polar lynx]

the oner that hase gg in it

[polar lynx]

no

[bitter hearth]

ah ok then

[polar lynx]

i dont have a mailbox

[old nymph]

Brother

[polar lynx]

racist history game

[old nymph]

what the fu is that

why do you have that?

who even made such a thing

@polar lynx you relly wanna smash a snake girl?

[polar lynx]

me

snakeussy 😍 😍 😍 😍

[old nymph]

God have mercy

[old nymph]

dies from simp

[polar lynx]

✅

[old nymph]

The event reminds me when i got scammed by wargaming into buying a caveman's tank

[polar lynx]

buy mine instead

[old nymph]

what tank?

[polar lynx]

t 87

[old nymph]

thats a car

[polar lynx]

i meant 86

[old nymph]

thats a gun

[polar lynx]

google tank

[old nymph]

just trolling ya

[polar lynx]

ik

it doesnt work btw

[old nymph]

i am very and i mean VERY dissapointed in russian tanks

i am a Type 99 enjoyer now

[polar lynx]

"best army in the world"

[old nymph]

That tank althought chinese but trust me you dont wanna face it

[polar lynx]

19 year old conscripts

[old nymph]

type 99a2

[urban coral]

Oh, Experienced became more light blue

Nice

[polar lynx]

didnt notice any change

[polar lynx]

wait why does en offtop have slowmode now

[polar lynx]

chineese m1 abrams

[old nymph]

look at this....perfect

[old nymph]

its better

[polar lynx]

how

[old nymph]

so they simply mixed tanks of west with russian tanks and kaboom a perfect tank

it can also fire anti tank missles

and 50mph and abrams can only go 42mph

[polar lynx]

and cheap metal

[old nymph]

see the boxes from minecraft?

[old nymph]

these things explode to protect the tank and the armor is pretty good too

[polar lynx]

cant to see it used in taiwan

[old nymph]

althought it seems better and has alot of features and a strong armor and gun what we dont know how it relly operates in combat

its the same as russian tanks we thought cool but in end shet

[old nymph]

Taiwan is used as a joke on stuff that is cheap 'bad'

[polar lynx]

"bad"

[old nymph]

lets get back to talking about stalker and i will ask you a question

[polar lynx]

ok

[carmine forge]

question rejected

[old nymph]

lets say a new person wanted to play this game and looked at the vanilla games and thought they are old and all 'didnt like em' so he choosen a mod instead....how would you react?

[polar lynx]

i mean they are right

the games do look old

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-stalker-game-stalker-anomaly-chernobyl-gif-25745584

[old nymph]

Yeah but some people 'some people' like veterans of stalker they make stuff worse going like: no you need to play vanilla waaaaaa 🤓

Let people play what they like its just a game

had a argument with someone who hates literally 100% of all mods out there even SRP

[polar lynx]

i loved SoC i even beat it on master

[old nymph]

and says that a player who didnt try vanilla isnt a real stalker

in end you see this entire mess and be like i give up no playing stalker

[polar lynx]

you have to atleast beat SoC to be a real stalker

[old nymph]

No play what you like not forced to play

[polar lynx]

i said REAL stalker

[old nymph]

he is a real stalker in any way people have diffrente opinions

its not 2009 man everything changed

[polar lynx]

you can be a stalker if you only play anomaly sure but if you want to be a real stalker you have to beat SoC

[void kelp]

First i have read Roadside picnic

[polar lynx]

holy shit my cpu goes to 100c on fortnite 💀

[void kelp]

Then „Droga donikąd” „ołowiany świt” and „drugi brzeg” the book were cool so i tried the game

[polar lynx]

what

[old nymph]

my pc ran war thunder on 1 fps the cpu was cold asf idk wtf is wrong with this cpu until i realised its covered in thermal paste

[polar lynx]

thermal pasta 😍

[void kelp]

Polish names of the books

[polar lynx]

oh ok

[feral fable]

I don't get it is wednesday slang or something

[old nymph]

gen z mfers think that random stars make em special when born

not knowing that their father was horny and wanted to get laid

[feral fable]

what

[void kelp]

I played shadow of chernobyl Clear sky and Zew prypeci (i dont know the english name)

[bitter hearth]

call of pripyat

[old nymph]

what is zew prypeci

[feral fable]

I feel stupid now

[gray jetty]

So

[void kelp]

Thx

[old nymph]

yeh?

[bitter hearth]

np

[gray jetty]

I think my lanparty will Jsut be used in a build

Cus this board for overclocking

Just sucks

[polar lynx]

what board?

[old nymph]

give it to me

[gray jetty]

Likely all I can make it do is literally die

[polar lynx]

you got

[old nymph]

Just give it to me

[feral fable]

guys

[old nymph]

you dont want it it sucks give it NOW

[gray jetty]

Is a dfi lanparty x58 ut board

The last lanparty

[quick dirge]

What mods should I use for soc

[gray jetty]

And it kinda sucks

[old nymph]

me thinking a lan party is cs source LAN Game

[gray jetty]

It use to be a brand

There boards are insanely cool

They are uv reactive

[old nymph]

Lost Alpha and Goldsphere and Oblivion Lost Remake

[gray jetty]

But everything after nforce4 from dfi is kinda ass

[quick dirge]

All of ‘em?

[old nymph]

all standalones tho

[quick dirge]

Oh ok thanks

[gray jetty]

So I’ll just do a 3 way sli 4ghz build 960

And be happy

[old nymph]

but wait

@quick dirge what stalker games have you played?

[quick dirge]

Call of Pripyat vanilla and anomaly

I actually enjoyed vanilla a lot

[old nymph]

why not try clear sky and shadow?

[quick dirge]

I also modded it with gunslinger

[gray jetty]

Bruh what happened

Why is the gtx 285 expensive all of a sudden

Someone did something

[feral fable]

I don't play anomaly because I don't know how to download it
you don't play anomaly because you were brainwashed by the stalker community
we are not the same

[gray jetty]

I have 2 I got both for 20 bux

[old nymph]

@quick dirge

[gray jetty]

Now one is 80 dollars

What the heck

[polar lynx]

anomaly is boring af dont bother

[quick dirge]

Ima try all of en

[old nymph]

just download from moddb version 1.5.1 and extract

[quick dirge]

Yea I didn’t like it that much

[feral fable]

fr I can't play as sin

[old nymph]

your choice

[quick dirge]

Plus it’s like 30 gigs

[polar lynx]

you can

if you choose azeal mode

[bitter hearth]

anomaly is fun with mods i admit, but the only thing i hated in it was artefacts, artefacts were all bad, literaly all bad

[old nymph]

btw better get SRP and ZRP srp is for clear sky fixed alot of issues and you can add cool stuff 'doesnt change vanilla' and zrp it just adds simple stuff

[polar lynx]

i barely played clear sky gun fights are too ass for me man

[bitter hearth]

the favorite thing to do in stalker games for me was to get new artefacts and see how better they are than my old artefacts

[polar lynx]

GSC realised that and fixed it in CoP

[feral fable]

wow wow wow grr

[polar lynx]

average artifact hunter

[old nymph]

try srp its simple

[feral fable]

is it because you kept dying

[polar lynx]

high on weed freedomer?

[polar lynx]

i did

[feral fable]

wow wow wow grrr

[old nymph]

CoP is perfect and somehow i can run it on medium graphics 'static lighting'

[polar lynx]

NO WEED?

[old nymph]

one thing is horrible voice acting

[feral fable]

wow wow wow grr

[quick dirge]

Call of Pripyat was such a good game but I felt it was too short I also felt it didn’t have many urban areas I hope they improve hoc in those aspects

[polar lynx]

NO WEED?

[feral fable]

that's in all STALKER games

[old nymph]

Sbeak to de big bad both

[feral fable]

I am the weed

[old nymph]

clear sky?

[old nymph]

they sounded cool

[feral fable]

dear god

[old nymph]

Nikolai?

[quick dirge]

Did anyone get the deluxe edition?

[feral fable]

that's because npcs didn't speak russian and actually spoke english

[old nymph]

what?

[feral fable]

while fighting them

[old nymph]

yeah but i can say that clear sky voice acting is perfect

[carmine forge]

is it?

[old nymph]

call of pripyat sounds like learning abc

[feral fable]

me when strelok has a completely differnet voice in cop than soc

[old nymph]

he sounded like he ate a frog

[feral fable]

this means strelok and marked one are two different people!!

[old nymph]

strelok what happen😢 ?SQUID GAMES‼️

[carmine forge]

I was devastated when I heard the news about Scar's VA death. Guess we will not hear his voice in S2

[feral fable]

strelok what happen😢 ?BRAIN SCORCHER‼️

[old nymph]

scar is stronk stalker

[bitter hearth]

@tiny dew ive completed my mission, been awake for 22 hours, gonna add 1plus hour to wash em dishes and take a shower

[polar lynx]

strelok what happen😢 ?SQUID GAMES‼️

[old nymph]

feking sleep

[feral fable]

funny joke

[old nymph]

or i come there and beat yo ass until you sleep

[bitter hearth]

noe

[bitter hearth]

its brain granter!

adios

[old nymph]

my wifi smooth imma play codename cure

[gray jetty]

so

i think ive found the board i need for what i want

i need an asus rampage ii extreme

[bitter hearth]

ah i know that game, old game, its dead tho there are no live servers, only 2 i think, i played in the start of this year

[gray jetty]

mate is selling for for 75 freedom bux

so im set

[feral fable]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/648167194471170059/948604778362073158/image0-2-3-1.gif

[gray jetty]

but that doesnt crash your discord

[old nymph]

it didnt

[gray jetty]

it just refreshes it

[polar lynx]

guys it worked

what the hell

[old nymph]

Of Course

[feral fable]

albania

[gray jetty]

my head is pounding

jesus christ

[feral fable]

your head will explode in two minutes

[gray jetty]

were out of tea

[void kelp]

ok just for you my friend

[gray jetty]

thats probably why i am suffering

[bitter hearth]

NIGHTMARE

[gray jetty]

ik

it is a nightmare

[void kelp]

ok im back

[gray jetty]

god gave man tea to cure all his ills

[feral fable]

I've had pounding headaches without tea

[void kelp]

god game man tea and lemons to uhhh

[feral fable]

because I am canadian and not a coward!!!!!!!

[void kelp]

idk to have something to drink

[gray jetty]

not a huge lemon fan tbh

ive been told im a heretic but

i just dont get it

it just doesnt taste good

[feral fable]

lemonade is good

[void kelp]

tea with lemon,honey and ginger is a good combo

[bitter hearth]

i will explain

[void kelp]

my brother loves it but it's too sugary for me

[gray jetty]

same people tell me coffee is the bees knees but

[void kelp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1044009505370935448/1052243598952906862/caption.gif

[gray jetty]

that stuff tastes like dirt

[bitter hearth]

tea = relaxing now tea+lemon = something like coffee but healthy that will kick your ass and keep you runnin

[feral fable]

I am talking sour lemonade

[void kelp]

true but

[gray jetty]

i could just ate caffeine pills

wait

[void kelp]

it allows you to survive 10 hours of school

[gray jetty]

that gives me an idea

[polar lynx]

guys

[bitter hearth]

unhealthy

[void kelp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1044009505370935448/1052637309750747338/29B137A0-B2CA-4BD3-A92E-542BCC35BEED.gif

[gray jetty]

i wonder what happens if i take caffeine pills and Adderall at the same time

[polar lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/i-should-skin-people-alive-gif-26319329

[bitter hearth]

death, you get death

[void kelp]

what if you drink coffee and take caffeine pills?

[feral fable]

you will go insane

[feral fable]

heart attack

[gray jetty]

id just feel like shit

[void kelp]

do you get a heart attack?

ok you get a heart attack

[bitter hearth]

never mix medicine, never drink coffee with medicine, never drink soda with medicine, never drink wrong medicin, even medicin that heals us can kill us

[void kelp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688583982480490523/1005626193149694072/attachment-2-1.gif

[bitter hearth]

never overdose medicine

[polar lynx]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1044009505370935448/1052637309750747338/29B137A0-B2CA-4BD3-A92E-542BCC35BEED.gif

[void kelp]

god made painkillers just so we can be addicted to them

[feral fable]

I should make a cocktail of cheap beer and all the drugs in my medicine cabinet

[gray jetty]

idk man ive not died yet and Adderall can punch pretty hard

people are blown away that im suppose to take 60mgs a day

most people are totally slammed by a single 30mg pill

[void kelp]

cheap vodka + cheap beer + cheap painkillers = i don't know

[feral fable]

= a good time

[void kelp]

• death and or addiction

[feral fable]

always mix alcohol and drugs

[void kelp]

NEVER mix beer and vodka

[bitter hearth]

never drink beer or vodka, if the outcome is gonna be bad anyways

how about that

[void kelp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1044009505370935448/1052637309750747338/29B137A0-B2CA-4BD3-A92E-542BCC35BEED.gif

[polar lynx]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1044009505370935448/1052637309750747338/29B137A0-B2CA-4BD3-A92E-542BCC35BEED.gif

[carmine forge]

Skill issue

[bitter hearth]

if the outcome is gonna be one of your kidneys stolen or money stolen or headaches and sickneses

[void kelp]

sir this is eastern europe

drinking is like uhh

90% of our culture

[candid cloud]

Try to mix every alcohol.

[feral fable]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1011669132875399222/1057874306715095080/ezgif.com-gif-maker_3-1.gif

[gray jetty]

idk maybe Adderall and caffeine pills combine to boost the effects of both and mitigate the downsides

[bitter hearth]

then you have bad culture man, idk anyways, thats just my opinion, you can accept it and you can ignore it its up to you i dont really care that much

[feral fable]

yes.,,..,

[bitter hearth]

anyways im going off, have fun yall

[gray jetty]

i had them with red bull once

and it was not fun

[feral fable]

that's ireland

[gray jetty]

i thought my heart was gonna explode

my anxiety was going fricken wild

[void kelp]

ireland and eastern europe

[feral fable]

I had that before without drinking an energy drink

[void kelp]

don't drink energy drinks

they're shit just drink coffee

[gray jetty]

meh red bull blue berry goes pretty hard

[feral fable]

I wish there was energy drinks without caffeine

I like the taste of energy drinks

[void kelp]

i hate energy drinks