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Well
Uh
I said so
This is the best picture ever
why the stalker server full of weird fvcks
Ok
Ok
It's in the name, pal. Stalkers
I'm not a professor but afaik, stalkers stalk people, which is a weird act
right but that doesnt explain why there are so many femboys here
This is why a good chunk of people here are either femboys, anomaly fans, woman, or gays
Real
Wish granter I wish for these degenerates to disappear also remove sex
okay do I have to pull up the meme?
Yes
They've won, men
we should kill all the women andfemboys
You wish to have all of the weed for yourself
I will gut you
when I find you
(I am wearing no clothing so I don't get blood on them)
Get lost, I'm wearing a cloth.
Ok
shut the actual up
i will shoot to shoot this here svd in your gut
Lol
checkmate, Gay

im not gay though
keep lying to yourself, FREAK!!
Literally are
you are high on weed
im high on radiation
real
shut up gay
sorry i cant
I will make you shut up if you will not
we win
ok big guy
he's gone, DEAD IN THE DIRT SIX FEET UNDER
do not call me that
big guy
it's WEIRD coming from a GAY
gay 🤮
GAY 🤮
And openly too 
hey hey Crimson
'Sup
How's this guy doing?
who
This Nose art or something
??????????
sidorovich?
nose art...

we do a bit of trolling
very very crazy
Ayo where the asexuals at, they hella underrated
how do you have sex with a letter
why would you fvck "A"
I wouldn't know, I'm not an Aphile
im a aphobe
same
Nice
home of sexuality
That's because y'all gamers
sounds like a sex club
I own super sex club
Worse
And I'm proud we are
where?
they stole it... it was in detroit but THEY TOOK IT FROM ME
GOD DAMN IT
Reason: Capital letters
Oh no, they're actually pan? (Most popular choice, join the NPC Gang)
WHAT'S PAN
Reason: Capital letters
btw obscure games iceberg
pansecual
You know, liking pans
if you know them all then you're a true gamer!!
Why Borderlands tho
I love sexing with woladies
I mean, yeah sure, I know them all
Why diablo and metroid too
sorry i had to NSFW tag it
The only people who don't are mobile gamers
the puncher
Yeah, why this iceberg wack
Ah yes, Ancient Gamer for the Fallout 3 basedness
Nice job, NPC
Anything's better than NV
even f4?
you can't just abandon your principles and say f4 is better than anything, even while trolling
I'm currently not trolling

But we can all agree that the Minutemen and the Institute are two of the worst written factions, how little is even written for them
In their case, it's more so a matter of concept
never played 4 tbh


i'm unsure whether i should play 4 first and then 2 or backwards
naaah i played a billion hours of vanilla skyrim i can withstand anything
Aite, if you say so
i played it
couldnt get past the part where you meet preston garvey
I played hunt down the freeman twice
get on my level
lame, play something like limbo of the lost and then speak to me
oh god that game
sack were you able to get past the first philly section?
To be completely fair, Sack, that's more sad than impressive
play and beat contra then talk to me
bug or glitch idk
Bruh
nes contra is extremely boring, hard corps is kinda cool but i prefer nintendo games of the time
and those ps2 games are meh
yeah that's what I thought
not my thing
@teal oracle you are the lad who wants to buy into the radius, right?
i love vr
in 2 mins ok?
😳
what is this
yes tf is that gif
marichka!!!
Ask Google, it should say what is this gif.
shut up bro
Yes.
who
someone tell me who is the bastard who decided not to put among us vr on sale
seriously SHUT THE HELL UP AND NEVER SPOUT THAT NAME EVER AGAIN BASTARD
Reason: Capital letters
among
us
incredible
my rage is unending
I want to put you in a pit full of meal worms
hey bro
smoke weed and chill
nope sorry
I am sitting on my first world throne sipping on my coca cola
fair
no
throw him in birmingham
delete that shlt
ok
^this mf knows
albania
Also, I'm not a fan of gura.
Actually a man behind the mask.
idk i have never watched that anime
you idiots need to fr shut your stupid asses up no joke
Indeed.
You're too late it's already stolen
wha how
you can't grab what's already stolen..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8_3E_HQqSY this song goes hard fr
Provided to YouTube by CDBaby
NDN Kars · Keith Secola
Circle
℗ 1992 Keith Secola
Released on: 1992-01-01
Auto-generated by YouTube.
you are talking to a romanian sir
I am from Detroit
fair
Ayo is this even allowed
Because I know the answer
speech bubble meme
People were posting this awhile, and nobody give a damn about this.
yeah real
Yeah, because this is STOC
Yes.
Good old days when this server was alive 
And GSC wasn't 
I mean, banning all the ogs for lame reasons was kinda mods fault, not GSC's
Shut up, sympathizer
wdym
You're supporting the ENEMY of the people
stfu stalin
Stfu furry
yes
Ye
Hey since Sir Jack is dead atm does anyone know if this temperature is ok?
at the bottom
actually could have just googled it
yeah
alr
Also, 1030...
I've finally got to organize my desktop
My condolences
I used to use a 1030
I now use a 3070
how time flies
The only part where you can feel bad for me for
is me overspending on it
Steal one
No bro
I couldn't buy and cannot buy a new pc atm
so I decided to have a temporary upgrade
Nah thank you but nah
oo nice
does it look better?
Anyways I was going to get a gtx 1050ti since THAT thing "apparently" was compatible with my motherboard
I used to use a 970
hello!
HOWEVER
it required too much wattage for MY PSU
Kys my friend
i spent like 7000rubs on 730 and a month after i built a new PC, could've spent that money on a better GPU for my current PC...
I just wanted to spend that money on a CPU and a GPU
my condolences
I've also got a i7 870
yes it's first gen but it barely bottlenecks with my gt 1030
when are we playing Divinity 2?
Read that as Destiny 2
Let's be honest, most of us with expensive graphics cards never utilise them
Oof
But the only BAD THING that happened
is I overspend on it
I still have Dark and Darker installed btw
bro you have 12gigs of ram and I dunno if it is even DDR4
I have been there,no you cant
£110 I think it was
the playtest ended yesterday
It's not
what is rubs?
Dammit
It's DDR3
Rubles, russian currency
dont play Tarkov unless you have the SPT mod
those guys will murder you
Russian rubles
@coarse rapids Doesn't matter atleast I can run the games I buy
oh.
The ingame currency 
i understand now.
Yeah well why are you telling me this now when I started to play it just 3 months ago?
nahh those are soviet ones
Plus idc I'll play like it is
you still have time to heal
stop it now and the darkness can be cleansed
@coarse rapids I've been hurt already let's put it like this
Soviet rubles are still called rubles, no?
yep
I lost my AS VAL Kezzy gave me for my birthday coz I underestimated a sound in a "dead server"
rn screw it I'll just be a timmy
until the wipe
Tarkov ain't bad but I see the problems
LMAOI
hm?
It's bad rn
Ooooh the misery
the state yeah not the game itself
you have five billion money to play tarkov but not to build a new pc??
then what isn't

Tarkov players
What are you on about?
I literally discovered I can run eft with my current gpu week later
tarkov costs alot
if anything I would be SAVING UP the money
I bought a redeem code on HRKgames
costs like 35-40 bucks
Kezzy suggested me it
Every dollar helps
£40 + vat for me it was
- Still alot
- Yeah, basic edition
Who's Kezzy?
a Hungarian friend of mine
The Old man here?
based
got my account deleted 7 months ago
@tiny dew
true
couldve gotten Factorio for 30
WHAT
i mean i know it's virtual crack but 30???
Factorio will never go on sale or raise its price from 30
the developers are very hard on this
Factorio, the indie game about building factories on a hostile alien world
Version 0.16 has become stable, and this means that there is one last step for us to reach the 0.17 which will probably become 1.0 version. Then Factorio will finally step out of the Early Access zone. This will take some months but the roadmap is clear for us.
We feel that now is a good time to adjust the price of the game. The price of th...
Just crack it, it's too complicated
it's like only 15 in ru right now
$15 in ru region
Nvm, region pricing
they raised the price in Ru last time I checked
I know this bc a poor employe mistyped an extra 0 and made it like way over the price
I thought you meant 15 rubles to get the game, not 15 dollars if converted from rubles
wait really?
oh god that thing
DTF and some of ru nazis literally exploded when that happened
yhea the russian community flared up saying thjat "it was bc of the war" such and such and review bombed the game
Based Russians
It was so entertaining to watch
mf its 15
£25 is 1000 RUB?
Brazil is the new trend now?
so huh,Imma talk with some Brazil friends
Regional pricing to make third world countries have an easier time to access video games
ask them if they survived it
🤡 comedy
Ok
Jokes on you, Brazil is still playing Mega Drive and Master System
Who cares about Steam
The Democrats
Anyway, tarkov isn't worth it
I wouldn't play that game even I got it for 10 bucks
The current balance issues are dumb
what about 4
Eh, alright
I'll play it to commit a trivial amount of trolling
Just a tiny amount, nothing worth noting
what do you mean man I see no issues
shoots the same guy 25 times square in the chest with a DMR from 50m and he doesn’t even flinch
very realistic game, absolutely no gameplay problems whatsoever
Armstrong metal gear rising reference
must’ve missed every single one of those shots. maybe they all caught the plate 
must’ve had a nanomachine implant
really though I have no idea how a game where literal bulletsponges are an everyday occurrence can be seen as having realistic (or good) gunplay
Honestly, imagine playing a game that has wipes

DayZ wipes have been the bane of my existence for over a decade
even back to the original Arma II mod 🤧
Why play a game that actively takes away your progress just because the devs can't balance their own game? 
the only reason you would play dayz is the player interactions
Spoiler: ||You're Albanian||
Spoiler: ||I'm not.||
have youve gotten it yet?
Fake News
Real news.
Says Faker 
yo jordans fake
I'm personally more of a semi-realistic news fan
OMFG.
🤨
i love safely(im sitting right next to them) disposing of 100 rounds of 84mm HE and HEAT carl gustaf rounds via 2 m67 grenades
They will remove the wipes after it will be completed, but the thing is it's way too unbalanced at the end of the game, way too many people with a huge amount of gear
No
@upper mountain click on basic
AKA bad game design
enhanced full dyn lighting
get h3vr too
ITR is a pretty nice game
Send a picture, idr which one there are
Not at all
honestly
H3vr?
do you know how to run the game in borderless windowed so i can screenshot instead of taking a pic
ye
hotdogs, horseshoes and handgrenades
me
You are tutel.
Use DX10, that should be the problem
ye
If it doesn't work then use the one without the DirectX
none worked still this weird lighting bug
have youve verified game files?
ill try
Not a lighting bug
how come it goes back to normal when you walk towards it?=
Oh
Try out static lighting then
But if it doesn't work then something is corrupted
me
Goodmorning 
I have this annoying problem with all the original stalker games where i cant use my media controls, so i have to tab out to resume a youtube video, any fix?
Media controls?
rich mf
bread
rich
i only have half of that
im going to buy new gpu rn
no less than half
poor🤮🤮🤮
i got 140
i got 450
piss of im constantly spending money
for rtx 3060
i got geforce 210 what r u talking about
rich mf
taxes 🤮🤮🤮
can you be my sugar daddy?
im 15 bruh
i don't pay taxes
sus mf
so no i cant
can ya be my sugar homies?
shut up femboy
no i wont have any money left
no
😎
@high sailfemboy 💀
ok guy
how about disintegrating some hoes instead
amazing gut shaker 
i dont have them cuz i have homies
fair
and respectable
and chad mindset
sure i am
what?
literally me in postal 2
AYO BRUH THATS SUS GO DISINTEGRATE URSELF
Reason: Capital letters
sure i am
OMFG IM ON THE BUS WITH MY MOM NEXT TO ME
Reason: Capital letters

speech bubble

stop fvcking posting gay shit
Wait a second she is a femboy
yes

wtf is tradwife
you fr
ask the femboy
fascist?
r u dumb?
A wife that makes cookies and cheat on you with the courier
we need the mods to warn ppl posting nsfw shit
wha
its a speech bubble meme
and its gay porn
nothing in here is nsfw
😎
if i could ban u and him...
its not astfolo
Reason: Bad word usage
f word
then who is it fa gg ot
very smart jackass
Go on.

gg
Ping the Michael.

ez
buddy you can suck my left nut
my ass
r u retarded?
that isnt ur ass
That's is not safe for foots nsff
dangerous mutant
🧐
fack me when?
fack you right now
lets go
thats gae

just gay femboy speech bubble memes
door is on the left down the hall
thank you
nah this is live duty reaction
Wow, the icon of sin, call the doom slayer
NO
She is cleaning her water bottles 
yeah
wierd water bottle
You can't even bully the homos out anymore
taken over

but here's the chomper
a dubious little creature getting up to mischief. this is no good. ough the beast is demonic in nature. very icky, no good
☝️
why do people play valorant
good question
genshin impact twice?
pedophile simulator
💀
YEHA WELL I'VE JUST BEAN HEAD AND EYES'D
Reason: Capital letters
get fricked
don't play tarkov
that game is shit
well im gonna play when they add the gp-25
coz?
they just wont
gang gang 😎
it's like talking to a brick wall with reinforced rebar
okay
GTAO player character Romanian confirmed?
the music in that video is making me want to play ULTRAKILL rn


real
MAXWELL NOOO
Reason: Capital letters
MAYBE YOU PUT SEX DILDO ON TOP SO YOU CAN FRICK YOUR ASSHOL
Reason: Capital letters
No rifle is fine
man
man
femman
STFU, SAMURAI, WE HAVE A BATTLE IN WOT TO PLAY! WE ARE IN BERLIN, AND WE ARE GOING TO THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE MAP!
Reason: Capital letters
K Y and S.
man
Woman*.
Real
Not
stalker booba
Ultra Mege Rubber Ducken
thas just dominatrix roleplay
its good rp
Hello
hi, waifuslayer!
that's a good deal
Hello! What's up
nothing much to tell. sorry.
Its alright homie
Meanwhile strelok turning off the whole Brain Scorcher
Me
Hah?
he doesn't get it
I know Shift= half life Blue Shift but...
Half life blue shift
Expansion for half life where You play as Barney calhoun, a security guard working for black mesa
I know
Woah
Woah woah woaaaah

thats just facts tbh
trans suicide rate is like 58%
didnt even suprise
trans ppl 🤮
another victory for the trans team
good for them
The old mans here, speak your mind
kinda fvcking late m8
How were the dinosaurs gramps
i got a complete profile overhaul done
Katana
damn
Good morning
Zamn, son, zamn
🗿
Moyai
some keyboards have dedicated volume buttons or play/stop buttons in the corner, mine has them integrated with the F keys
Calm
No school, so i was gaming all day and now im at the gym
Evening.
Dinosaurs were in danger
Hello truther
Pumping blood
Woah
How it's going?
Pretty good
Rn im at the gym
You're goddamn right
Waifu doing pushups to death
Today was chest day
He's training to become the Iron Man and enter the Zone to slap the monolith
Reason: Bad word usage
Woah
Sigh, can't have a joke about Monolith these days
Yeah
@simple sage You can piss off, eat your sheit and die by your own puke
Die in the army warehouses loner camp fire*
Even better, you can die while being ripped apart by 50 pseudo dogs
You hear me, @simple sage !!!
He gone deaf, boys
He gone deaf, this frogface
Lets beat Wolf up
Gather around, folks @old nymph @candid cloud @teal oracle @cinder crag @carmine forge We form a small party, think of a plan and destroy Wolfer
YES
Take over his gun stash and rule CORDON
Yea
Be the Dons of Cordon
Yeaaaah!
wo!
Ill provide short range cover fire
Ill provide heavy support
Reason: Capital letters
Off course they will not working i don't even know if this keys already exist when stalker soc came out 
Wow, mad max egirls edition
Hehe
👀
She's bi-sexual?!
I started playing Dead Space, haven’t even like started playing and I already have a number 3 in the toilet
You scored 3 from the first time?
Ace!
All 3 dead space got really boring starts, bc you know ds is about progressive tension until it blows up in waves of enemies 😎
Im pretty sure custom keyboard made by hand had them back in 2007 but it wasnt widespread
https://www.keychron.com/products/keychron-v6-qmk-custom-mechanical-keyboard?variant=40320325124185
example this keeb has a knob variant that you can program
The fully assembled version includes: ABS plastic housing The keyboard PCB, screw-in stabs, and the steel plate Double-shot OSA PBT keycaps (including Mac & Windows keycaps) Keychron K Pro switches The barebone version does not include the keycaps and switches.No discount codes can be used for V6. Please drop your
No, it's 2022 i got a prof
After the lockdown people need a key to skip the bad music on YouTube
Than bang:custom keys

if you mean media control keys they were already a thing
I refuse to believe in that information
but they are the extra keys on top of all the F keys or integrated inside the F keys themselves
Yeah, i never saw them in unique keys
Usually just the f12 and his neighbors
this is the razer black widow from 2010
this is a logitech G110 from 2010
Logitech made keyboards? I thought they only do delta force games
this cheapo german keeb from the 2000s,
keebs like these were a thing since 2005 Im p sure
My cheap ass chinese myria keyboard>>> anything else
No way that's a future keyboard
From 2099 when stalker 2 came out
I go to chinese chop and buy 100% keyboard for 10-20 bucks with all those extra media keys
Winnie the Pooh is our buddy
I also got a cool Chinese gamepad these days
Jbl gaming mouse pad for me
It's because you didn't found the sknorussy
wtf no?
@torpid narwhal@obsidian brook@placid arrow you guys literally made mispell in steam page lmfaoo xddd
If you are in a x lab and find a hole in wall in bathroom. Put you d!ck there to get the suckk
im not insane i don't go into the x labs
lol i cant believe they actually made it lol
isnt that how its actually pronounced 
plus its been like that for like six months
fr?

bruhhhh
nimble brain
wha
Early bird skin, whathell is that
where have you been for the last year and a half
bro i just realised that didnt know its been like that since 6 months
I was in the japanese gym bar build muscles
😎
keep grinding bro
and keep grinding on that CoCk
My condolences

in a few days im gonna order some freedom paches for my duty cosplay
base
🤨 📸
yes it is a screenshot
You got porn of yourself?
post progress
no lmao its just the name of the folder 
right now i only have the boots,pants and gloves
tomorrow im gonna order the vest
post progress
no
hehe
die
Live in Serbia
Having heart attack
Call an ambulance
at least two Chornobyl's have been spotted on the screen
Gmod
Oh the memories
you can still play it 
Yeah real
Hello yet again
Its related to how stalker doesnt run in borederless windowed, any other game regardless of age will work if it runs in borderless windowed, also media controls were commonly found on laptops in 2007
Read in a combination of Borat, Triumph, and Dr. Strangelove..
Me
Eww borderless
Me and my homies are the Fullscreen gang

Yo there a person who is a computer expert?
I dunno
@coarse rapids @gray jetty help my man
🙏 yeee got a new pc and monitor ain’t getting a signal
Try turning it on
Did
Same
Connected it to pc and turned monitor and pc on monitor says no signal

goofy ass
nooo I’m not goofy
HDMI
if you have a gpu plug it into thatd
dont plug it into your motherboard
Yeah, that
plugging it into the motherboard slot didnt work for me
It will work if ur CPU has a videocore or some shit
Ight
yeah
Me a notebook user: just plug the hdmi 😎
It says no signal for that too 💀
you, a loser: 
turn on your pc
Eh
My man is about to missing in action 
I know that both of the outlets is hdmi
Good for u
Maybe new hdmi cord?
are you using the one it came with
Pc or monitor?
monitor
Prolly yeah been like fours years plus I wasn’t the one who set it up
Don’t tell me
💀
I gotta get a new one?
then it probably doesn't work
Lmao
absolute brain
I mean there is one on the way I thought that I would be able to use it before it came
I didn’t get a four year old monitor I’ve had a monitor for four years
then how is it new 💀
Does it have colours?
you said new pc and monitor
thats not what he means
also yeah the monitor cord is probably busted for being that old
Reason: Bad word usage
try a new one and if that doesn't work then get a new monitor
the monitor:
yhea?
The dude monitor is dead
who the what
early 2000s pc aesthetics
we already did
very based

Wow i just want a new computer, not a king computer
i should build a beefy computer just to hook it up to a 90s monitor
Nobody:
BF3 devs:
Some very old games like uprising 2 just don't work anymore and theres no fixs for them
One day i will get a very old pc just to play them
Also, classic delta force run like ass
do emulators work?
Pc exclusive game
oh
"yeah i have 64gb of ram, a rtx 3080, and a ryzen 9"
what resolution do you play on
"800x600"

i bet there is a patch by now
blood 3 when?
When half life 3 comes out 

No bro
zamn



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