#💬┃en_offtop
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Real?
REAL
Anyway good morning everyone
oh
hai!!! good morning<3
can we ban this guy for emoji spam
wait no it has to be the same one over and over again, right?
nvm too lazy
good. let's keep it that way
it doesn't really matter anyway
man
splendid
kot
Kočka
Kit.
hi guys
I love it when a terrorist organization can be on twitter but I say one thing out of line and I get perma banned
I HATE twitter
REAL BRO I GOT BANNED FOR SAYING "smoking that pack"
<<<<33333
rightfully so.
he is balling.
gnomes better ngl
me
Dwarfs better ngl
same thing
hello my femboy friend!! how was your christmas??
hello oliver
it was pretty good<3
good to hear! what presents did you get?
money
W
it's an oliver alt
I'll be blunt with you
Never knew there were so many subgenres of gnome music. I'm in for a discovery!
I WILL NOT PUT MY TOOL IN THERE
Reason: Capital letters
I WILL NOT
Reason: Capital letters
coward
yeah maybe
do not
😈
I've heard a lot of crazy shit about european folklore
nah not only german but everywhere in the world besides deserts
look at this goofy goober
why does he have a hat
birfday
omg
Wolf after I block his dumb robot ass
(He can’t tell me to not be mean anymore)
why the hell does my dog look like he's smiling!!
he also can't tell you when the mods mute you
or when you get banned
Worth it
wolf when I type in caps for a single message
boy*
I can't find any gif that doesn't look weird
I was about to say post the gif of the ragdoll horse
but nvm
make boof not war
Do not the cat
I don't think you should post that again
😢
No doing the cat in my presence
Thanks.
Well, a stab wound can be stopped until more professional help arrives..
While for the internal bleeding you cannot do much at all, it is required a surgery to stop the bleeding
Do not try to bribe me
No
I always feel like blunt force hurts more than british warfare
probably
no
it's british
just NO
Reason: Bad word usage
what is he doing
NO BRO THATS SO JUST STOP
Reason: Capital letters
me
Removing the bark
jesus there's more gsc game world people online than moderators
me waking up at 3am freezing and burning with my heater on and my window open sweating with tears in my eyes a runny-nose and stoned out of my mind
yeah but why
IDFK
It’s satisfying tho
do you not get it
He’s doing the Jewish thing I know
we should make a
no
femboy meetup
me going to israel to take back what is rightfully mine
Dear god he can’t be stopped
I think I found your steam account
YES ME
well not quite
Oh god
He’s looking for our steam accounts
Start running
@high sail do you remember that one guy named bored who was a freedom guy
that's him I think
no
i dont remember
guys
im not ukranian
I have a question
(He’s a Russian spy)
which game has the best ending
no
my choice is deathwish from gta 5
cop
Stalker game or?
I'm so mad rn, that guy was chill ash
any game
Rdr2
I got to shoot that good for nothing rat
I have that game for ps4 but never got to playing it
CoP for me tbh
Play it now
This is a threat
Anyway I got a vive vr headset for Christmas
I’m gonna get into the radius
ok......
into the radius is pretty ok
also get h3vr
💀
❤️
the air going through my ripped jeans when I walk feels so weird
have any of you guys ever dipped your balls in peanut butter
uh
wtf no
no?
I haven't either
why ask then
no reason
Is that #💬┃en_offtop moment
I haven't done it I was just wondering
ok
Sus
Just some healthy interest, eh?
I wouldn't say healthy
the intrusive thoughts taken over whenever I message in this server
Apple is becoming unhinged
I am schizophrenic
Damn
not an excuse, I am genuinely insane though
just don't be a schizo lol
imagine being insane instead of just stupid
What is health, if not a number on your invisible UI?..
Skill issue
🤔
never thought of it like that
IRL gamers play with hud of
on GOD.
It's a default setting. Also no, you can't turn it on.
off*?
The invisible hud. Can't be turned on or off.
I mean you can for a short time if you use the single use drug items you can buy around the map
mods
True, but they also mess up the hud completely.
Anyway
Day 4 of having a fever
I still feel like something that was coughed up at the side of the road
I mean a glitchy hud is better than none
I call it intoxication.
I cough up the stuff on the side of the road
me in the zone after having 3 bottles of vodka, a blunt, and several lines of coke
my body produces a mass amount of phlegm
Nasty.
Ah yes, the classic mix of uppers and downers at the same time.
I take cocaine in stalker for fun, not because it helps me deal with controllers I'm just addicted
also psy-suckers
yeah
how would it help you with controllers that's weird
I snorted so much coke that if I stop I will literally die
just use the psy pills you can buy
at least I think, it does the same but more extreme effect of psy- something pills
Getting into the mind of an addict may be hazardous.
ah yes kill the controller by using your mental illnesses
Can you autokill bloodsuckers by being very intoxicated?
it does what this does
What
you should know!! you're a big gsc game world man!!
That should be a feature
Having knowledge never stopped me from asking questions that may or may not be related to said knowledge.
make it so if you drink 5 bottles of vodka bloodsuckers auto die if they use the sucking blood attack from cop
I’d you have alcohol poisoning and a bloodsucker tries to take a sip, it will die
No, they get confused, you then spend the night drinking together and separate as best buddies. And then both die from poisoning.
I smoked so much weed and snorted so much coke that I literally can't stop or my body will stop working in anomaly, I am not kidding I can not stop because my body will fail
Wat
I snorted 2 bags of coke in anomaly and then I died randomly an hour later
just like me irl
silly that was the sniper I hired to kill you
I'm the sniper...
we're the sniper
Hydra Dominatus
I am the one who knocks
jesse
Sack why do you have so many of these
Oh god there’s more
Oh no
wait I have a third one
fifth one*
Y’all ever find a meme and don’t remember what it was. So you just pray it isent something weird once you upload it
Oh that one
found it
Noooooo
his feet are knives
horrifying
we need to throw a 40mm grenade at a guy
Y
it will scare them
😔
I’m gonna have nightmares about that
Same.
He’s dead
worship child cannibal leader
Wat
Reason: Capital letters
WHAT CRAZED NONESENSE DO YOU SPEAK OF, VARLET
Reason: Capital letters
Sack is going insane
Wat
zamn thats crazy
now put the cat ears on.
Reason: Bad word usage
this is me irl
Insanity
no youre a femboy now
you can't change me
you will NEVER change me I WILL NEVER JOIN YOUR 4CHAN FEMBOY CULT
we are not a cult and i dont have 4chan
I reject reality
I like Clarkson
Barked one
I want info
@teal oracle what's your Opinion on Jeremy Clarkson
I think he is based
Very based
Cat jumped into the chair where I was sitting
seat stealer
He is now in my lap
Adorable
kitty
YAY!!!
gay.
no
gay eco femboy
im not gay
but im an ecologist femboy
ecologist femboy... yes?
yes
hai! hii! hai!!!
How many femboys do we have at this point
good question
Adorable
smooth
hello, boys!
hai!!! hi!!!
hello 
Hello
how it's going?
Chains is in a pickle
good!
that's good to hear.
How are You babe? :3

Hmm
👍 ❤️
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 Heart of Chernobyl Collector's Edition what a key do we get Steam or GoG or Epic?
yes
i agree brother
all retail editions got a steam key
physical editions for PC get the steam
OK
I wont grant him a brain, scorch his wishes, he shall be abandoned
Only i cAn grant and ungrant brains
can you grant me a maid outfit?
I will grant you cancer
id rather not get that
You dont get a choice
i will peg you
I dont know what that is, but i can probably guess
so like can you give me brain if you know what i mean
its a sex thing
Bunch of horny mfkas
Exactly, i is out
ok guy
Server really changed alot
In 1 year only
Lots of based ppl left, now its full of, schizophernic ppl with cancer, no one deservs brain grantin
me asking:
Please try and keep your weirdness out of here, nobody wants it, server would be alot better
Adios
ok guy
Steam
Dude, chill out...
👍
what
Venice
spaghetto
spakys

its monday
you have failed at the only job you had
no excuses
its what day i want it to be
noooooooo
greetings fellas
oh no!
i have a question on how that "search for replicator" event works lmfao
because haha special role
cause it did mention that i found stone blood and whatnot, do mods check that themselves?
you just type the command in corresponding channels
it follows me
run
You only get a role if you are the first to find a certain type of artifact
well, no one seems to have found stone blood before
Idk
And Clear sky*
Clear Sky the game is good
Clear Sky the clan is dead
they usually mark it in the channel
I guess that means stone blood isn't a unique artifact that gives you a role
or they forgor
wasted your time hehehheheehehe
nah not really was bored anyway
<<<skill issue when playing shooter games

i just let my dad play it on my steam account

Book difficulty
alr ik its completely different
unfortunatly for you Stalker 1979 is not at all like Stalker 2007/Stalker 2008/stalker 2009
ik ik im just kidding lmao
cope
cried
literally the same thing
now we wait until someone sends a paragraph long proof that they're not the same
err ermmm akshually
as you can see, being a moderator is quite a difficult job
and you should know

oh dang i forgot, i deleted my pc, daaamn dude my meme folder, i had golden memes
the forbidden taco
so forbidden it literally vanished
I ate it
how could you!! how could you eated it!!!1!
all right Imma go watch GiTS
enjoy
most wholesome moment in this server
schmeal yu latier
vasim leaves
most wholesome moment in this server

little rat
i very very love pets!
little rat
💀
What game is this @cinder crag ?
what
Stalker?
You said it buddy you said it
YOURE NOT TAMPICO
Reason: Capital letters
Who is he then
idk

You've been thinking too long buddy, i just made a guess
Metro
@cinder crag
I saw that
kuro bully
Get bullied
Lets go!
Me - girl.
Kuro - Chinese government.
Me
He's baiting you
Let me check.
Yes sir
No, I'm a boy in pants.
oh okay then
Nooooooo... another one bites the dust.
It has already been posted
Krezzin Repost Series
Me

nope krezzin found it first
I've never heard about this guy before
Then what are You in a ssp-99 suit
I'm Optimus Prime.
Autobots, roll out.
WOAH

you need radmin VPN for every game that used gamespy
btw whatcha playin

its ez bro trust me
good dooogooo
@polar lynx come back in 30 minutes
LEGIT BRUH
Reason: Capital letters
New drama?
?
COME HERE
I'll show you new kids
where do you want me to stream
show me where the fvcking ak is
twitch
I dont have twitch and Im not getting OBS hold on
fr
go get em
Wassup guys
😭
27 hours
Brohuha!
What is happening here, screenshot wont copy to clipboard, wtf
Something wicked happening
hey
didnt knew you were in this server too
what kind of image
100 hour CS gang!
so many new people in en_offtop
you seem familiar
i watched some of your art streams on the rws server
ohhhh
yeah i was a bit more active in this server before the unicorn incident
then left and rejoined not too long ago
unicorn incident?
i think the owner of the server got his account hacked or something, suspicious links were spammed while the mods were locking down the channels
the server name and icon were changed into unicorn something 💀
i remember it because baltic channel was removed...
Unicorn mest flute?
something like that i dont remember what exactly it was
when did that happen
i was in the server back then but i have never heard of it until today
it lasted for a day or few, there were hundreds of people in the vc
no friend for you
the server got hijacked by hackers
I will be fren:)
I have 500.
Why is the suggestions channel suddenly full of Cyrillic? 
could it be because theres also a ton of fans in europe that speak languages with the cyrillic alphabet... surely not
It's usually just English speakers with 1 or 2 Russian speaker dropping by
https://s.team/y22/cdrhbbdm?l=english
the new steam year showcase is cool
steam wrapped no way
Who else wanted to be pinged about my Minecraft server?
even my own reaction wouldnt differ from the others
What does that mean? 🤨
that thing is literally just a dog that started standing upright
Where do you live exactly where dogs can talk with you
And wear clothes and go to school?
And i thought i had it bad damn
schizo stuff
Souls-like with stealth? Ninja gaiden trilogy bc hard mode was invented by dark souls 

That's not even on the app, Vulva couldn't bother
Vulva
Man, ShareX broke
What is ShareX?
thas a lot lmao
Indeed
Racing, vehicular combat? Of course it is carmaggedom 
58 days!
I don't even have it.
The statistics don't lie, max damage 
The game with Zombies + open world is Dying Light.
No way it's zombies at my neighbors, time to kill some mummies 
Zombies ate my neighbors you mean.
woah
me
literally me
i couldve guessed this
lol
wtf is going on
No, NOT MY TEA,NOT THE TEA NOOOO
Reason: Capital letters
idk bro
there's a stalker minecraft hybrid
and theres a stalker modpack for fallout 4
like why?
yeah
radical also I think there's a mod for fnv that adds stalker mutants
Femboy badge of approval
Also Roblox too 
only 23 achivements
we do not talk about whispers of the zone it's a crappy cash grab made by horrible people
Oof
femboy conglomarate approved
You got the dude in front the tank achievement, wait a second is this...(the current joke was censored by the Chinese government, buy our phones now)
damn
based achievement
😎1.8 players

jesus christ
guys my brother sold 800 dollars worth of csgo cases to buy the most expensive steam deck what the hell
i played literally nothing in august
T-34 crew trying to invade Rome: why do i hearing sabaton music?
as opposed to the italian division facing the horde

weirdest hoi4 screenshot i ever got was ai austria forming austria hungary
which is only possible if one of the weakest nations somehow conquer all of this land

lol same
everyone check #⭐┃nospoilers_general we got some stoopid argument
absolutely nothing in december
don't add fuel to the fire
lets add fuel to the fire
lets add it
Sounds good to me
rich bandit
@indigo crown the fallout stalker thing?
hehehe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9fz50lQoZU&t=502s
What if Borat made a Fallout game? Support the channel: https://www.patreon.com/warlockracy
Bandit bar footage from here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kA3IO4PlXBE
Oh i remenber seeing a bit of that vid it was like zone in california with stalkers teleported to it right
There are pics of a GSC stalker online and it looked so cool because it was like FO1
@brave lance https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg5PnPW5VjM
this should be a good guide I'd say
How To Fallout
Twitter:
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Second Channel:
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Patreon:
https://www.patreon.com/stratedgy
Two characters make the journey through the desert with two different outcomes for everything they do. This is what we call an rpg. Probably the best around. Not to brag but I was playing this ga...
Oooo Strat-Edgy! Love his videos. I'll give this a watch
Some soup mod
IT HAS THE NAZI SYMBOL
Reason: Capital letters
stalker 2 factions leaked
Weird that theyre called freedom,weird name for nazis
I stole your liver
Where femboys
Found out that drugs could never fill the rock-shaped hole in my heart.
I feel dizzy and can't remember most of my life, but that never mattered anyway.
Joining Monolith was the decision in my life
I forgot the pineapple
🤮
here's a pineapple for you
i very much hope this is the idea that you came up with 18 hours ago
indeed it is
Reason: Capital letters
shut up

You forgot the PP, you sob

then breathe dumbass
HAAAAAAAAAAANK
HANK DON'T ABBREVIATE PROFILE PICTURE
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK!
Reason: Capital letters
AHHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAH IOYIYLUIYLOIYYL;RFTSESS65
Reason: Capital letters
Summer of 2022 was so depressing
sat half naked in room the whole summer
same
I sat at the nature reserve crying for hours
my balls almost melted bro
same
not for me
same bro
WHAT
same brother
goofy fvcking cat
fight club is an amazing movie 10/10
Me:
SoC enjoyers
when they realize females are real
you can't convince me
Pov: you are a loner/duty/clear sky connoisseur
In summer 2022 your balls melted, but I had a severe depressive episode. We are not the same.
Discord I guess https: //discord.gg/SmwTngmd
Thx for watching also
i started working out in the summer
why did you click it?
I lost 30 pounds over the summer
you gay or something?
no idea where I lost it from, but I did
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melted fat
oh i gained weight
bulking bejbi
I was focusing cardio
GUYS HE STOLE MY MEME
Reason: Capital letters
The stalker server when they realize women are among them
are you a woman?
AMONG US?
THERE IS AN IMPOSTER AMONG US?
Reason: Capital letters
Legally I have to say no
send prof
show us your melted balls
wtf
goblin
prove you are a man amung us
f4
what
I made it ugly on purpose!!!!!!!!!111111!!!
your parents made you that way
you look kinda like pyrocynical
ME????
guys this is me irl
its the hair
okay I swear I am not gay
but.. I'd hit that
what the hell happened to him
Bro that's you
"I swear I'm not gay, but"
guys i am top g
nevermind from this angle you don't really look like pyrocynical but still like a lesbian
im joking
im 15 and this was in class
IM JOKING
im not offended
Imagine
i cant imagine i dont think
so you are a woman then
who is this
some lesbian idk
prove it
no
Me: contantly simps for tremor and strelok
You guys: "lesbian"
i didn't say you were a lesbian i just said you looked like one
bread
you are a woman...
one loaf of bread
she is a woman
I am afraid
💀
russian inflation
woman in stalker chat
take a mental picture, she's probably going to be one of the few you'll ever see
its so over
you're telling yourself this too right
haha jokes on you I kissed a girl
your mother doesn't count
mothers don't count
basically hip in rookie village
I know that
then why did you say it
man touching a woman is such a hard thing to understand
awww embed fail
in discord
because I have
fake
I don't have to prove anything to you guys!
then i dont believe you
I reveal my gender and the entire server nukes itself
no it didn't literally no one cares
when taco bell was based
fr!
me explaining why there shouldn't be women in stalker 2
Unfortunately I agree
footage of derek
I am gonna be so angry if major degtyarev isn't in stalker 2
gosh darnit I had the perfect opportunity to use this gif
come on
bro sack switched sides
he realized he was wrong
why would he be?
call of pripyat ending
i didnt play it yet
If Strelok dies I'm suing
ok
ok
I have the papers ready
canon ending is the wish granter eating him and they just cloned another strelok 🧌
Babyyyyy
i don't think there's gonna be women in stalker 2
or men
or enbies
i don't think the game will release
That is Skif as a baby
He's 1 now and is a monster
birb
skif
I am gonna make a gun out of lighters
and use bullet lighter as a bullet for it
least high freedom member
what the fvck
how
how many of these speech bubble memes do I have
y u asking us
no it will be a flame thrower
flame trower
i tried it once just to play with a e girl
and bro all of the voice actresses are 20 year old women trying to sound 14
real
I will nuke gsc gameworld if strider's group doesn't become a faction in stalker 2
clear sky
