#π¬βen_offtop
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jesus look at the size of a male condom vs a female condom
women must have massive penises
This joke is truly the funniest thing Iβve read all day
oh well
I might just die
for real
No 
what
Real funny
Skill issue
Id Simply not die
I got the whole sqaud laughing
You don't even have that meme's picture
oh my god why do this chat exists
Petition to blow up offtopic and wipe it off the face of the Earth
Sack stealer has probably never even seen a titty letβs be real
alo everyone π
in real life? true
are we still talking about him wtf
did he get worse or something???
oliver is MAD
Okay I give up on this chat
good
Iβm going to sleep
goodnight jack, good luck to you
Chao
time to not talk here for a month to wait for this to blow over
and repeat but with someone else
Good night luv:3
Ok
Lel.
aayyy truther, grats with legend of zone
Hello truther
No way, legend
Thanks!
No way! Piss color!*
bro can someone please show me step by step how to install stalker anomaly on my windows10 laptop can't figure out how to get 7zip to work
7Z should work fine on Win10, what the hell.
You are now dead
Stfu
What If i said no
You'll die anyways
Nuh uh!
Yes and now you're dead
Ive always been dead
Hardcore Henry moment
I died in pripyat
Waking up, you know.
I see
you haven't played Shadow of Chernobyl now have you
chat is dead
Since 2021
i go to legend of zone, les go
Chat is more dead than my soul
Chat is more dead than me
i haven't played any stalker game, trying to install anomaly n give it a go but have no clue how
Anomaly is a mod.
Oh man here we go again
ik
use winrar then
play first original stalker trilogy bro
How
why ppl go playing anomaly if they did not played stalker trilogy
did you go and play smod before playing original half life 2 too like seriously
Because Gamma and EFP videos
Anyway what problem are you having with 7zip
he did fr
and lets guess to whom he was talking
I mean is not that hard finding the answer of why they choose Anomaly instead of the original games
It's shrimple as that
You just go to 7zip's website and download the exe windows installer
i don't understand ppl who play smod/anomaly, but did not played HL2/stalker trilogy
western youtubers moment
Goodnight, STALKERs
sleep well thumb
I'm leaving
wtf dont leave
You can talk to idk nozar
True.
She's a witch that turns anyone into a furry
I tried and he started talking about how hl2 is a portrayal of the us government
I don't think Faker would say the same thing
you say it like this is a bad thing
Right?
I gotta shit brb
Good night luv
All the veterans, i am the most deranged one
Bruh how many times are you going to the bathroom
Me
God i love the rain
Good night luv<3
too many
Goodnight Slayer :3
I am constipated sorry :3
:3
goodnight delta
Im omw to airsoft in feminine knee high socks
lucky
nope, they can be gay but must be trans
NozAr is a robot confirmed???
i wish
https://open.spotify.com/track/6TUPeev22EXFl67Gs5nZB9?si=b2fc8bf230bb4a3c listen to this song please
I am going to leave and sleep
goodnight everyone
you
im playing unturd
Me and my gf, when I decided to stay with a long hair.
are you a femboy ? 
No.
I'm, unfortunately for you, a pro-player in NFS:HP and burnout paradise.
he's a racist π±
ok gn guys
Me
So I have a DVD full of Sega's emulators...
Emus I mean.
And also some Mario games...
futa is a hentai term for a female with both genitals
So a penis
female with a cock is female with a cock
Always called futa regardless
no?
Spend any trivial amount of time on, god forbids, ao3 or rule 34 and you'll see thT
Nobody calls them "female with a cock"
That's why i wrote hentai term, you stoopid, and there's a difference between a futanari and woman with a dick
It's used regardless, you can go to any media without an anime and you'd still find the term used there for some reason
You aren't gonna go around and call real life pre-op transwomen futas, are you stupid or what
Joke, always say that when someone mentions a cartoon character with a penis as a joke
Why the hell are we discussing porn terms? That comment yesterday about us always arguing is real now
en offtop
en offtop moment
https://i.imgur.com/ zmSFX35.jpg
https://imgur.com/ 6ZJ85F3
it`s for #π-rules_of_event
its today
take shelter immediately
how your shelter should look like:
3 24-packs of bottled water
5 12-packs of canned tomato soup or other canned food with a distant expiration date
a bunch of things to entertain yourself with and to distract yourself from the chaos outside
50 boxes of matches
100+ candles for light
alternatively, bring a generator and fuel for electric lighting, though it is not recommended as it generates lots of noise and will attract the beast
bring a shotgun.
see that shit? its rookie stuff! you need a hazmat suit u can add kevlar to it i would and a pkm and a SPAS-12 and a glock 17 with rations and medical supplies in your backpack start kicking ass for survival
flamethrower would be the coolest weapon agianst beasts
make a team of 4 and you and loot togather and kill togather i dont recommend going into a safe zone its the worse thing easiest to be attacked if its a zombie one cuz us humans lie for survival so instead find a empyt area moutians-desert idk
if its very far from life then its the best spot for your team to create a small base
Merry Christmas everyone
merry christmas brother
https://i.imgur.com/ 3TUtSGc.jpg
Guys, help
shoot
Are there people here who received puzzles when they wrote commands to the event chat?
DAMN its hard to ignore the event with ppl posting about it on non event channels

Cringe
That one user, when Waifuslayer posted a pic of him:
@crimson crater Yesterday, in the army warehouses channel, you received a message from a bot. Could you please forward it to this user? @timid roost
Tf i walked into
I don't think I'm sure what's going on but sure, I'll forward it
Puzzles
these idiots are solving the puzzles,and Im desperetly trying to ignore them
Why
Man is copin hard 
Not that Vasim
I am bc I am failing to ignore them
I was talking about Slayer picture
Also got a flame
nhaaa only ppl I block are bots
Let's go
blocking someone for that is dumb
?
Fair
Lol
Definitely not stolen from a loner
dude Im trying to ingore that FUC
Oh
hahaha
well you can see Im very bad at ignoring it bc it aint working
it doesnt matter,only role that matters is the legend of the zone role and I already bought the ultimate edition of S2 last year
And please, could you then send a screenshot of what Elhant answered me in private messages, so as not to clog the chat with this.
of course
Cus i can
The Bakery
That one user, when Waifuslayer posted a pic of him:
I hope
@valid jay found a really weird RPG???
https://store.steampowered.com/app/416060/Westboro/
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it's not like turn based and every action is in real time
its really hard to describe
yes
why the hell do people buy rgb headsets
or rgb chairs like tf will rgb chair do higher fps of your ass
why are ppl excited for the programmable screen keyboard?
Hey Vasim have you tried to turn off the notifications and messages from the event?
So like knights of the old republic
no no wait let me get a SS
it's muted,ppl come to the other channels
Gues we'll never be able to search for replicators
you shoot by clicking,there are no timed actions
I see
Holy crap, Chinese fallout
This MF stole fallout 3
btw thats the camera
It's giving me a lot of fallout 3 flashbacks, the cancelled one
it's not like it AT ALL
that game was based around AP this one,you just clicka nd the action is preformed immediatly
like a top down shooter
What did they do to that poor scar lol
The devs need to be in prison, not making games
tru,its not mirrored so it's taken down a few pegs
rgb headsets?
never knew that something like this existed
Omg Tense
hello me
hi
Howdy
Henlo
Tell him to jump in front of a train
The final Black Ops 2 rage montage of ELPRESADOR, was good fun making them all, probably the game I enjoyed the most rage wise from him
Bo2 my beloved
Tense and Elpress should rule the world together tbh that's how big of beasts these 2 fellas are
I like cod zombozos
dance puppet
stopped being good a long time ago anyways
π§ π§
NOOOOOO
but he didn't π€¨
ngl
Me
Q&A
Who's this Tense guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6xhX72HyaY
Is this Tense1983's official channel?
No, this is just an archive of most of his clips (not including his keyboard-smashing music videos). We never know when he's getting banned again.
I want to play SUBNORMAL BINGO. Where's the link?
https://bingobaker.com/play/3abc0c46851...
me when waifuslayer posts a picture of himself
Kinky
just horny
Real
Well thank You If You like how i look<3
7/10, but if you were a woman you'd be 8.5/10
Well im dressed as a woman
But its my second time so its not perfect
fish boots
Like cross-dressing or something?
w
Real
Femboy
Least passionate Yuri lover
Oh my God
you mf's need jesus
most normal ddlc fan
Cope DDLC fans were just born at the wrong time
I mean I don't know what's worse, that screenshot or Vaporeon copypasta
nvm got my asnwer from someone else thx
How do you even compare the 2
what copypasta?
go ahead
"I don't know what's worse someone stealing a piece of candy of murdering a whole family, it's just so hard to figure out"
I'm not gonna read it anyway
Good
male and vaporeon uhhh
just messed up stuff
At its finest
I don't even wanna know what that means
oh wait
poke = pokemon?
That snitching fu-
Bro i saw you twice the hell were you doing
Also I'm asking a lot of things from that bunker
bunker?
I'm not surprised that ecologist hire Femboys, I'm surprised about the fact there's amount of those mfs are in the zone
What did You see me do???
things he regrets seeing
Yes
Last i checked i was the only dr sent to the zone who is a femboy
Damn
I doubt the whole scenario
Last time I visited Army Warehouses i saw a femboy freedomer
so you saw waifuslayer?
GUYS STALKER 2 GAMEPLAY FOOTAGE IN #π°βannouncement
Im not a freedomer i dont bang mutants
I hope you naded it
I just left, not dealing with them
Fair
Let the bloodsuckers do the dirty work for me
Good idea
I dont think you bang or will ever anything with that yee yee ass cringe mindset
Ok guy
you bang artifacts
Also did i ever told you i had to escort a femboy ecologist?
Nuh uh
Dude it was awkward
That's krugolov
you use mama's beads
It probably was krilov
Weird guy, but a good scientist
Almost wasted bullets on that bastard but i controlled myself
Damn
Probably, been doing jobs for the eggheads
I miss field work
Turns out You cant talk back to sakharov when he's scolding You
i hope i dont get sued by GSC 
i showed a kid trans flag he told me its ukraine
WHAT IS GOING ON
Reason: Capital letters
Lmao
False... It's Slovenia flag
im stealing stalker concent 
Albania flag
3 people replied i am famous
Ok guy
I can't even talk to my boss since the last fight i made
if you search for a shirt saying there is more than 2 genders in end you get to choose male/female
i am actually making a game
False
petruha be saying facts today
Skill issue
@old nymph how it looks like?
my afternoon nap dreams
stalker 2 leaked ss π±
Staaaaaph, your making the mentally ill cope
(I'm about to get tracked and killed by Zak's himself)
artyom u play max payne? nice
i played 1 and 2 didnt play 3 cuz pc is 14yro now
Oh what the hell bro Jerma
3 works in potato PCs too
Tbh i am gonna add a story and sell it for 50 cents or a buck
ok femboy
Says the femboy
i know you a femboy under that merc suit
@pale whale red and black i dress eagle on my chest its good to be an albanian
renegades
same things

Renegades
Santa deniers coping hard rn
"Impossible that's not Santa uhhhhh must be the mailman"
you eat those for breakfast huh
celebrating xmass?
Merry Christmas
l-lucky gue-guess
Shhh
your secret is safe with me
This is between us
yas
Alrighty pretend nothing happened here
ye
Brohuha... I am much more famous....
Nope.
I don't celebrate Xmas but happy Stalkmas.
Stalkmas!
Reason: Capital letters
ATTENTION!MURDERER IN DUTY TERRITORY,FIND MURDERER AND KILL HIM
Reason: Capital letters
Ok who's the most famous Stalker member
me
Definitely Marked One
you too brother
Son, no snow on Stalkmas has to be registered as a grand crime
Merry birthday to everyone who is celebrating Christmas today!
Merry Christmas my friends β€οΈ
@obsidian brook
Is the Electra an actual new anomaly? 
Merry Christmas everyone 
You have not seen one before?
No, unless Wolf meant an Electro 
@obsidian brookI wish you a very good early Christmas and my present is this cat compilation
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/766323534129135636/1056079938190589962/kats.mp4
merry christmas brothers
merry christmas to you too luv<3
Crimson
Yo what's up man
Not much either
Wolf was too excited
That is the true roleplay
That would explain why he's using the HD model pack
Real
Personally, I like to stick to the classic models
Ayo nice
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you should try it
FPS Roguelite
before you buy it tho
it's not bad and its not unbearable comedy like the Rick and Morty new shooter
it def makes fun of Fallout
Oh i hate it
When they showed that Rick and Morty game off, it looked like genuine trash
I could stream it but no mic
High on Life?
First one?
yhea go for it
if you like parkour it should be up your alley
Yeah
Yes
I love the OST
I actually liked the second one
I tried a mirrors edge before but the frames were crazy and it didn't run well on my old PC
I found that the combat when in the overworld wasnt THAT bad and I thought the chase's in the overworld were good
but the missions that force you into combat and that "he's like you" enemy are trash
Oh
Mirrors Edge is quite easy to run and looks fairly good
I think i installed a DLC or something, it wasn't the first game
Yarr harred the game once
what did you install then
You know the yarr harr defense of that game?
I don't remember
You'll slow down when you're about to run to jump
you did it wrong
the game has a GOG release,you know what that means
It was way before that
The year is ending and still no news about the DLC of Katana Zero
Or at least, a long time ago
Meanwhile, I can't wait for the new Dead Cells DLC
They literally managed to get permission to make a Castlevania DLC
Return to Castlevania 
Damn
That shit goes hard
I dont care about dead cells and I dont care about castlevania so I saw the announcement and came unaffected
Bro
Lol
Only the demo
its not a roguelike so he doesnt care
Dead Cells actually has a Penitent One skin, so that's based
I couldn't finish Blasphemous sadly but God the gameplay is insane and i love it
Dead Cells and Noita are the only roguelikes I've ever played, I don't know why you think I like roguelikes 
you like borderlands 2
who knows what goes on on that head of yours
very very boring game
hacks
Oh yeah, Dead Cells also got the potion of Blasphemous
Face Flask
Speaking of games i need to finish many games
Based
Carmen Electra added to ΠΠΠΠΠΠΠ 2?!?!
π
I need confirmation
Is Carmen Electra part of the STALKERverse
Dead game?
Looks odd but i take it
Very alive game
Kill! Kill! Kill!
Mandatory C&C post 
@urban coral Happy Stalkmas, Advisor of Kane
Merry Smissmas
look who's heading for constantinople
Merry idk what.
Merry Ferry, hopefully next year you'll make it to climb the Ferris Wheel in Pripot
Instantbul(shit)
@coarse rapids y tho
3
what
COH1
At least play through the Causeway and Tiger Ace campaigns 
I didnt play a lot of COH1,most Ive played is on the CD
Oh ok
is that raze
Negative.
My fever is climbing towards 40 Celsius bro
PIPE
How I wake up my family at 3 am

Thats a good metal song bro
He died right before Christmas as well...
May he rest in peace
damn
I'm not gonna believe that without some kind of official announcement
redditors have been known to fake shit for updoots before
yeah they claimed a dev died several months ago too
It was hinted in latest announcement
"Remember that red-haired lad with bouffant mustaches? The one from my group, whose you were drunk-fighting with guitars near Yanov. He's gone. 2 days after we separated during the Zone defense. Have been clenching his Freedom badge till the end. "
imagine dying and having your passing described in a larp announcement post 
Would definitely be more respectful to make an actual post about him if he did die
mhm
Maybe he wanted GSC to make post like this if something happened to him? But yea I agree with you guys
Like:
"Blah blah blah LARP nonsense
Loki from CoP died except LARP
Happy holidays!"
Kinda odd
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl Last Christmas
User video
Iβm dying
builds character
I assume you get it, if they still give roles
oh I did get it
Litterarly me
Fr though my fever is reaching towards 40 celcius send help
Hi dying, I'm Crimson
Anyway
Cat posting time

what
I got robber, as expected 
π€
yeah I already know
if you guys want to help me, what's this (F 26 10 H E 6 C)
amongus code
Well, since it's only said around the Swamps, maybe it has something to do with this map?
where tf did u get that image
where are you getting all of thiss from
it doesn't help, since there are no letters
merry christmas guys
what is that thing in front of the tree
I got to try out my scope yesterday and loved it.
Merry crisis, fellow stalkers!
Merry Day 4 of Yule for those still in Dec. 24
do dryfire practice on your neighbors
Source- Ben_Dover on YouTube
why is it a woman
Women are more frequently targeted
Because of the beliefs
based
Only a woman can be incompetent enough to trust the locals in a country you recently occupied

Hi
hello
Hi there, could you please sign my petition?
bleeeeh :P
nah
stop comparing metro to stalker they are not even similar
thats it
Both have anomalies
the setting isnt even similar
Both have mutants
True
SoC was fun more by a event by event basis than overall
Overall, it was really unsatisfying
monolith rookie
Although tbf, Pripyat in SoC had great tension

Nice AVGN pfp, bro
"spicy opinion" proceeds to say a very popular opinion
kys
Π₯Π»ΠΎΠΏΡΡ, ΡΠΏΡΠ²ΡΡΠ²Π°Ρ Π²Π°ΠΌ Π·Π° Π²ΡΡΠ°ΡΡ ΡΠΎΠ²Π°ΡΠΈΡΠ°
true

I guess that means I'm not lonely?
I mean, I fantasize about situations, but that's my overactive imagination
literally nothing else applies
If you get one in every section, that means bingo.
but like I said, there's only 1 square that applies
and it's not because I'm lonely, it's because I have ADD
I know how to play bingo
I don't.
Rest in peace Vlad ...
lost media everyone
they're too different in gameplay, stalker is an open world shooter and metro is linear shooter
Good point
me
The best I could do
Why?
Swamps?
yes
From S2?
Clear Sky
Oh
I ripped the texture out of game resources
Remember when High Moon created the best games ever created?
@candid cloud It's so small and cute π₯°
who is that person
The feds are trying to lure us brother, womans do not exist its a federal trick to get our money
is that true?
they try to keep telling me that i dont live in the "zone" they keep telling me i live in some weird country named lithuania

Those dawn feds 
i know right?
they dont even see the blind dogs running around
also the cops keep telling me i cant shoot the "innocent dogs"

the makarov in my back pocket
perfect
i only understood the 1st sentence
and i heard chupa chups a few times
yea i know
ahhhhh bloodsucker
vore kink?
Ayo
so they make a song about how much they like little girls and they hire midgets?
?
You can only buy one
I want 1,5
Reason: Bad word usage
yay my power is broken in my janky cabin and now im using a generator
Ukraine moment
definitely bootleg stalker ukraine vibes here, the woods kind of look like ukraine or russia where I live
minus the war ofc..

nice bought metro redux last sale still have not played and played the eff out of cp2077
Ultrasex
Niiice
oh yeah i should buy ultrakill
me this year
next year better be better have a feeling its going to be weird
Poorly programmed andy incident
its funny because most of the cities with violent crime by population density are red states, chicago isn't even in top 10 it just has some crazy neighborhoods (from chicago, havent lived there in a long time but used to live in the "hood")
also crime in america is generally much lower than 10, 20, etc years ago
Good game choices.
he is willing to drink everyone
whats cuter the cat itself or how it is stuck or when i get it out and take it home
that its stuck there forever
maybe the cats like it there
too lazy for a cat and have a good dog
wdym who poisoned your cat
damn that sucks
already scared of farmers now
lemme tell ya
so 2 guys worked in human trafficing of people from mali and niger
so this time it was people from mali
one of the cars stopped so one told the other to stay so he brings a piece for it
on way back he sees his friend's leg hanged on a stick
they ate the guy
but why?
so he butchered the shit out of em
merry christmas
hungry gay black men
but imagine your brother being eaten like gaw damn
i wouldnt eat a human in starvation cuz 1-thats stupid and messed up 2- thats gay
not enough
yeah saw that RIP
can they post it literally anywhere but reddit
Reason: Bad word usage
don't want to make an account to read* soooo sorry wolf
fake
thats why its fake its literally made up on reddit
no it isn't
that was literally recorded on my bfs ring doorbell
that's his sisters boyfriend
nvm....
he was talking about the stalker dev thing
yes it is
ik thats why I said nvm
Volodymyr Ezhov who was involved in the creation of Alexander (RTS/RPG from 2004), Cossacks 2 (RTS, 2005), Heroes of Annihilated Empires (RTS/RPG, 2006) and STALKER: Clear Sky (2008) was killed in Ukraine. Loki from Call of Pripyat has (a younger version of) his face.
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I was just looking at this bro...
Good hunting stalker.
Failed the first transaction
Had to pay 2am 25th lmao
2 more weeks till i get home on my pc to actually even play em
Oof
Sup, did you played the gunslinger?
That is so so sad, all my love to his friends and family((
@cinder crag real or fake
I dont care how many place people post it, I'm not gonna believe it until there's official word
didn't it come from his facebook page
Just preordered collectors edition 
screenshots?
i didn't see but @valid jay did I think, just kind of following this discussion dont know one way or the other
internet is weird
i was convinced when people said it was on his facebook
only person that can access that is someone with the password or a benefactor you can assign if you die
no I have been busy with christmas stuff
tampico knows nothing
My Brazilian dogs will get you
doorbell camera is very dark at least the american one ring or whatever
my bfs sisters bf 2 days ago
third world productions
It's amazon owned and police have access to their feeds
neoliberal police state
schizoposting on tiktok be like

Reason: Bad word usage
i rant about everything it was a tiktok about a dog
https://www.facebook.com/viacheslav.yezhov/posts/pfbid0siRkrgUV9wivHQ99Y71gbGsZTSHWJP7zZVvmjTu7WjbYKBBv3jxACbxJdqTZd7FWl here's the link, i can't register on facebook
Also his death was referenced in recent GSC post here
See posts, photos and more on Facebook.
Neoliberal? Neo from matrix?
"this account is not 'relatable' I am f*cking insane"
huh
but theres no woma in the zone
i prefer the head canon that you cant tell with all the gear on
now i can die in peace




