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Let's pre-order ЖДАЛКЕР 2, son @cinder crag
trve
Let's get real
i hope the CoCk release is good @lone tusk
naked sidorovich
I don't care about the game i only want my shirt

Now Shaman npc can walk, but most rush for the enemys
what
My poem of random words
Ay, new CoCk coming?
I think krezzin is pretruha fake account 

well depends, if krezzin starts being edgy and talking about life, then maybe
I have been exposed, my shoes were stolen and my credit card abducted
welcome to romania
wdym
She was typing for 1-2 secs and gave up
just now?
i was looking at romanian gifs 
why is he shooting at tv
scary
The most terrifying words in english language are spooky scary skeletons send shivers down your spine
true
I may have gotten carried away a bit
the average duolingo grind
log in
grind halfway down the tree
log out for the night
dont touch for 6 months
repeat
it's the enthusiasm of a first time learner who realized that it's not that hard to learn Russian
(I'm only studying the alphabet so far, lord help me)
i gave up trying to learn russian traditionally
i just try and pick up words by listening to the music and reading translations of the lyrics
because the only word duolingo thought was worth teaching anyway was 'apple'
and it only gave me one way of saying apple
I know a few words, but they're either from CoD voice chat or from stalker
WHAT AM I GONNA DO...IM SANTA'S TOP GUY...
so only about half of the words I know are profanities
i only know a few basic words
Plus I didn't know how to spell before
привет, кони, девушка, words that show up in songs
now I at least know half the alphabet
i never had a problem with cyrillic
привет, сыр, гидроэлектростанция, кот, собака

I finally mastered кот. Such a hard word to understand
only ones ive ever had trouble with are ь, х, and ж
y, something I haven't learned yet, and zh
zh is ж
@pearl wraith pronounce ъ please
zhiza
what is that
a letter
never mind I only know zh
what letter?
ъ
ъitch
ъooъa
😼
nvm example i gave is shit bruh 😞 \
Nozar you're ъitch 😼
yes i am
Uh.......
a slut even
😿
Zhica
i would legitimately try to learn russian
but aint no way i have an attention span that long
i need to learn japanese...
i will be found dead before i attempt learning any east asian alphabet
except vietnamese
you WILL learn 60 000 symbols, a billion combinations and differentiate them in every situation
it would be worse than learning arabic or hindi
Real
JOE BIDEN CALL OF DUTY???
Reason: Capital letters
leaked cod dlc
🤯
wdym
she's gone
yeah you wish
oh nvm
i wish i can be a normal human being
we need to kill @valid jay IRL
you are but you're a furry
unfurry me >:(
i will haunt you
we should kill @valid jay and @pale whale IRL RN
you should kys
jokes on you ghosts aren't real!
banned
She's a witch, dummy
witches aren't real!
Merry Christmas
do you kiss your mother with that mouth? and if so that's a crime
i don't kiss my mother wtf
i don't play hoi what am i a nazi
I think they mean like a little kiss on the cheek, not a romantic tongue kiss
That would be disgusting, obviously
have you heard of the expression "do you kill your mother with that mouth"
yeah that one's for sister
I don't know why I had to point out that it was disgusting, as if what I said was controversial
it is to people from the southern united states
I hate Ben Shapiro
ben sihibodahgmdhurghhnib is the best human being
Ren Kareemo
iordan biberson
false
Brb guys
lesgo
And?
I was born with thick skin
You're not even thick
(true)
shut up you are NOT thick you are OBESE
you're the obese here, i'm skinny af
his thighs tho
I am literally jetstream sam in this hoe

shut up commie
worse
Damn bro have you even seen the sun?
stfu, furry
Literally Finnish
stfu woman
you'll become woman too if i wish so
so watch your mouth
wolves
No way Kuro
nope
i see nothing but low res maps on my computer screen
how do you test on animals if you cook an eat them?
WELL MAKE PEOPLE PAY TO EAT THEM
Reason: Capital letters

no
there are but three genders, normal, cool, and male
nope sword, armor and bow
So you achieved the amount of time that i have on Ace combat zero 
real
what's ace combat zero
War crimes simulator
You can bomb civilians with plane and gain money for it
just like real life
belkan*
belkans are cool, they almost destroyed strangeral 3 times
I am so angry
Also, ace combat got cool epic music with latin sing, not that dark souls sh*t, only the good epic music to commit war crimes
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nuke all of europe
You can unlock a tatical nuke on ace combat
I am gonna get political

we need to murder child
Ariel?!
How about we get apolitical
Ace combat zero got a mission that you can literally burn a entire city, is jut a simbolism to the us bombs and Dresden
kidnap child to raise into soldier
bro acting like a hobo
based
Your wingman lost his parents and become a mercenary
And ace combat join assault got a literally child soldier as your wingman
yes
Look at that
https://youtu.be/EjaxwB8pTXA
The bombing of Hoffnung was brutal, probably more than you imagined while playing this mission. This mission was also the "turning point" for Pixy as you can see how he behaves in the middle of the video. I wonder why his quotes were not used in the game, was it because he was able to control them or because Project Aces didn't want to let it to...
todays work day
has made me realize this new tool box is basically the best thing ever
but its almost made me realize i love it so much i want an even bigger one
Inner plate (not removable); Lower level height: 4.3 inches (111 mm); Can be attached to a 1.2 inches (30 mm) long lock (sold separately); Lower level height: 4.4 inches (111 mm); All corners are rounded and designed to be gentle on the user. The upper and middle sections can be removed and moved...
BIG
can fit 2 mini drills in the main bed
like bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Man i discovered.... I discovered the story of the burn corpse of half life 2

Why valve, why ?
unfunny
yes it's real
bc being edgy for the fact of humor isn't funny, it's just offensive
you're just a 12yo are likes joking about rape and sexism
guys get it raping women get it? guys lifelong trauma that's hilarious guys
fr
this guy gets it
ever wonder why you actively get ignored in the chats
because no one f*cking likes you bro
you were cool at first but you just became an asshole
that's nice
like how do you go from being chill and funny to joking about rape
what happened to you man
I took the black pill
freedomer 
whats wrong with that
it's illegal in russia
stalker takes place in ukraine not russia
same place
no it isn't
soon...
ukraine is a different country with different culture
we aren't gonna discuss the war cus ion wanna get in trouble
mods dont like when we talk about it
this man above me.... nerd react him
this is real footage of me pulling you out of your little nest you little little rat
Hey bros
sup bro
How are you, bro
I'm good bro, how about you?
I'm fine
what do you think of anomaly?
American players encountering zombies in Stalker vs ukranian players encountering zombies in Stalker be like
why is it diff
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. - ZOMBIE voices - English subtitles
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. - Zombied campfire chatter | English subtitles
All Campfire Chatter - zombies - S.T.A.L.K.E.R. - English translation
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Campfire conversation - Zombified Stalkers - English
#STALKER #Stalker2 #StalkerENGLISH
oh shit yeah I forgot how sad the voice lines are
ahah they don't know english they are spoutign random garbage!
The virgin "omg so sad, what a horrible fate"
vs the chad "ehehe look they're speaking stupid" gunshot
no they can't
what
they are too fat
yes they CAN!!!
ur freedom agree with me
they don't walk around like zombies!!!!
their mind is as dumb as a zombie
"haha funny stone I love my funny stone"
Man i love Christmas
change music to this
🗿

can we all agree there will never be a better song to ever exist than it's raining tacos
Dang man you just threw me back into the past
you got me reminiscing now
Remember the good times, and let them give you hope in the bad times
Though life is a little hard right now, there is an unforetold amount of good times that await us
man I couldn't imagine being born in these times
by these times I mean
like
I think I am having a stroek
anyway I don't know which months have 30 days and which have 31 days
besides december
god I have a shit ton of dead skin on my ankles
i tell you brother
if the semi conductor god is out there somewhere
i pray he shines his good will down on me
go to mexico
i can not
why
im a busy man
thats what im trying to do atm lol
why do you even need a mexican
shady things
is he gonna mow your lawn?
what does that have to do with mexicans
ive turned over heaven and earth for over a year now
and ive found it
but its listed on a website that requires you to be from mexico
to actually do business on it
wtf what
Simply steal it
im at a point where ill happily fork over 300 dollars or more if i have to
i simply need it
Then steal it
man
can't you get an official intermediary or smth?
not exactly anyway
Skill issue
im an honest man who works an honest living
thieves are scum who deserve nothing more then to be executed
what
wgt
Cutecumber
I miss when thieves were chads and could actually fight
pirates were brutal man
and are still probably
if i ever catch the guy who has stolen my amazon packages twice now
hes gonna wish he picked a different house
Peg him
im gonna blow his brains out
good food
they work at amazon it's already a punishment enough
they have stolen
a psu jumper cable
and a can of flux remover
idk why they would want either of these things but
They stolen ma foocken pancakes!!!
I stole a box with a computer screen, keyboard and mouse and a laptop in it once
i never have to deal with porch pirates
I dont have a porch
Ez
you sure they were stolen and not just lost?
i got the photo when i was at work
of them on my door step
when i got home
they were gone
so they were there
lol what did they look like
just a plastic bag
because my only neighbors for 5 miles are rednecks who dont even know how to use amazon
and nobody within a 20 mile radius will even know i bought anything
nothing special lol
Why would you leave a package at a doorstep 
Reason: Bad word usage
wisconsin
Wolf L
how do i pick it up when im working
do i just use esp to put it into my house while im at work
i need the midwest gang back to make discussion about wisconsin for the 5th actual time this month
where in god's name do you live
still that's weird as hell just leaving something in the open
wisconsin 
Heck
wanna know something funny
they dont put them in the mail box for some reason
ive told them over and and over again
to either through it over the fence
or put it in the mail box
Theres a pipebomb in there
they have so far ignored both of these requests
how do you fit a giant box in a mail box
unrealistic, CIA would never bait people to shoot up a police department, they only do that for schools and protests
i mean a small can of flux remover
make mail box bigger
isnt very big
Real
I need that
incorporate the mail box into your house
yah could do that
make a giant hole into your door
Me ong fr fr
get the out
its gonna be a scandal if we find out sack stealer was just a woman pretending to be a dude this entire time
waifuslayer is trans?????
real
No
I dont even know anymore
what
Real real
lol
im thinking
Error: Forbidden
Your client does not have permission to get URL /84bd4f8c3fd7f5b64e11b98de407d52e from this server. moment
Linka
Put your meat flute away linka
Wha
guys free crunch wrap if you get the taco bell app
Oh sorry wrong message
become a buff man rn
Was meant to reffer to sir jack's links
this channel has the most lax mods ive seen in any server honestly
not counting wolf
Oki<3
Wait aren't You trans
I am
no way
ngl I should've been banned so many times but it was only a day long mute
yes i am
just a week away
but like whats the point
Oh oki<3
Cheese
unless your posting porn or gore idc tbh
its nice having a pub to be a dumbass in
Kid named finger
man named hand
Girl named arm
its not really strictness i dislike
you come for the regulars, not the newbies
i just hate inconsistency in mods
like: getting banned for stuff other members do
TEXT WALL MOD MOD
Reason: Capital letters
WAIT NO IMAGE WALL
Reason: Capital letters
yah its just dumb
Jar
like this server is kinda dying as is
i do love myself tape measure
going out of my way to make it die faster does no one any good
sack shut the hell up
Hello Oliver fellow femboy
hi
YOU LIKE MEN!
Reason: Capital letters
i forget if oliver is a woman or not
What's up
rude
woah
and finally relax
you literally can't be using me being gay as an insult when you find the lifelong trauma one will get from being raped funny
I have not directly said "raping women is funny" acording to the lies and slander that @void kelp is spreading
maybe real S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Official Community was the friends banned along the way
I rest my case
well you post lots of gifs alluding to it then you go "guys it was just a joke I'm just kidding guys why are you so mad??"
Can You not have a argument in this chat please
sack is wrong, but there is no way in HELL im putting 'rape' in my ctrl-f history
so many of the ogs got banned ages ago for pretty lame reasons
welp
it's the only thing I'm good at
unban them
Take it to DMs then
the mod team has shifted so much though, how would such old policies be still in effect
no
hi
Ok
bruh why are we having a baby bitch fight in the chat
just stop bro

ever just see an angle grinder and be like
return to vibing
oh snap, a fight?
no
moans
en_offtop when they run out of ideas for 2 minutes
I want in
who are we fighting
I will NOT put my meat flute there
I will NOT
sack thinks women getting raped is funny and I'm using it against him whenever he insults me
we use to have deep and interesting discussions here believe it or not
proof
huh
my brother in christ both of you are embarrassingly wrong
what kind of topic is this
wait
a wack one
do you want me to go all the way back to the time we literally had to call a mod because you wouldn't shut hte hell up about how funny you thought gifs making fun of rape are
is this about those dumb gifs you've sent before
please do
two people fighting over useless topics
k
they are literally fighting for the sake of it
fr thats what it sounds like lol
oliver is mad he pinged the whole mod role because he was abused as a young boy
there is no arguement other than "he said she said"
guess thats why inactive is a good idea
shut the hell up bruh
ah yes this is a continuation of the dumb shit that happened like two nights ago
ahahaahaha
Someone ping me when this is over ill be in my bunker studying
Toodaloo
you guys are STILL on this?
coward
the angle grinder is not something you love shrexually
Ok guy
it is something your hold a deep respect for, a love for, a companionship for
You bang angle grinders
the angle grinder is love
No lie
the angle grinder is life
Me
i love
m
YES

without the angle grinder, there would be no welders

Mememememememememeememme
Me.
ME
you must forfeit all prized possessions to the angle grinder
including your wife and best friend
im the man with burgers on my mind
Uh huh
Real
WHAT
this is real
what???
paypal accepted my 4 payment of time payment
😱
its never actually accepted before
its always just told me im not able to apply
i guess i finally got enough cool kid points
Reason: Capital letters
me in my rome with cylinder
bought an ancestry kit
in 6 weeks i will find out im white 😱
alright lads
Honestly quite incredible
450 freedom dollars after tax
what are you gonna do if it says you're 5% turkish and 24% romanian
but I love arbys 😨
show it off to my indonesian friend
who in turn, has a serbian friend to show it
kinda hype
do not
I'm sorry for your loss
Im 100% Romanian Man
A airsoft playing, femboy loving Romanian
Gotta be a first
wendies is ass
is fire
wendy's is goated ngl
impossibru
maybe your is
nuh uh.
ours is great
do you wear skirts on airsoft for tactical ventilation
wrpmg
mine is in north east washington state so probably
white man buys kit to figure out what type of white he is
Well You see
I DO WANT a skirt
But I cant find one
kinda useless buy, but i just wanna be sure
i already know im irish, german, and almost certainly welsh
guys is it just me or vodka tastes like how rubbing alchohol smells
I wonder why
ethanol
irish&welsh
white
You like skirts, NozAr?
skirt is w
so I can drink rubbing alcohol and it's like vodka
im curious as to how irish/welsh
my family has 0 redheads
like
not a single one
me on the school doorways
man my brain is half melted I misspell like 1/10 words bro
not really, dresses more like it
Ah Nice
the 5g waves are causing my brain to melt
Me
what
why dis 12 year old femboy dming me about his corny ass ideas
Reason: Capital letters
quit responding bruh
I don't wanna be an asshole
what in god's name is happening to society
aint nobody talking to a 12yr old about that
shut up femboy
femboys are amazing
I have a fat 6 and a half inch penis
people continuing engaging in a conversation they don't like be like why are they messaging me?????
THAT DOESN'T MEAN CHILDREN SHOULD BE THEM AT A YOUNG AGE
Reason: Capital letters
who says femboys arent
but like I don't wanna be rude wtf
your point?
I am gonna start gangstalking you
wdym "your point" children should not be femboys

your point?
Alright
well uh wait until it ends then lol
it isnt really negotiable, if you talk to someone about that at that age, youve gotta stop
Please stop this
ok
and also he's 12 he shouldn't be on discord
noted
⚠️ You've alerted Sir Jack ⚠️
I'm not that much older than him, what is so bad about this I don't get it
ok nvm sorry mod
Oi
wdym by that. HMMM are you 12 TOO???
sack, you talk like you are 12
Jesus Christ please brother
I am not 12
your humor reminds me of someone I used to be friends with who's in 6th grade
Its Christmas Eve You donkeys
Stop it!
Fr
TRUE
it's the humor of my friend's in 9th grade....
Reason: Bad word usage
HE SWORE
MODS MODS HE SWORE
Reason: Capital letters
being older than sack stealer is a major W for me
what did you expect
on god
i was just making sure
I turned 20 2 days ago
christmas isn't real

Ok guy/girl
it is real you little noob
ive seen discord mods that are like, 14
on discords with tens of thousands of people
then why is there no snow outside?
checkmate, christmas believers
you live in the middle east
I was a mod on a server with 300k people when I was 13 🤦♂️
cold
Cus i stole it all
mod isn't hard when you bribe the owner with nudes....
what the hell??
northern and western than that
how the actual hell
you either gotta be a mega discord kitten or active as hell to get that
I used to be mad ugly with no social life and no friends so I was on discord all the time
you're still mad ugly
ive never modded servers i dont have a direct link to
i was never in that position
im glad that not once in my life have i ever substituted actual friends with online ones
I used to be a mod in lots of servers but I had a glow up and got a friend who gave me a social life, I left 90% of the servers I was in and I started focusing on relationships instead
ate it?
that ain't fixing up your messed up face
why are you being an asshole?
because I can
Yes
skill issue
I need an angle grinder
hmhmhh
i was an amino kid from the ages of 9-11 so i can easily forget/delete a bunch of my internet footprint 
good
Yes weak lil fragile femboy waifuslayer did that
STALKER GAMMA
Reason: Capital letters
Reason: Capital letters
yes
Reason: Capital letters
lol
Reason: Capital letters
you absolutely do
Jesus woman calm down
I need a dremel too
i can just farm those
That's enough cap
I should write a country song about the angle grinder
i need a new heat pad
snovv cleared some of my warns but
I used to be on amino but I quit when I got discord, plus I never watched anime so it didn't really fit with my interests.
Trucks, tractors, and angle grinders
I need a tac cute skirt dammit!!!
the woodstove got screwwed up and now everything is frigid
you do not
real!!!
I do
I had one for a few years till it got gross so we threw it out
I need a seva vest
But it was really awesome for a while
just the vest will do
i legit never started watching anime until years after i deleted amino
i didnt even know what anime was until way after amino
i was that closely knit even online
You're so funny
Ask moderators
I stole them
vore kink
I kinda wanna make noodles
Bro he loves pegging
just block him really isn't hard, he's a 12 year old who has edgy humor because his parents never cared enough about him to monitor his laptop/pc so he had delved into being racist sexist and edgy for attention
Think I’ll do that
based
I hope the chat is a bit less gay when I get back
No kink shaming
indeed
What the-
I am the average discordian
same
I have higher power than you
I should kick your ass
Oki luv:3
it would be less gay if you left
How about kicking some hoes instead
oliver and sack stealer having the most pointless beef known to man bruh
Real
13 year olds
fact checked by true stoc patriots btw
I just blocked him bc I don't have the time to deal with it, we don't got beef cus I ended it ez
This is a offtop moment
you DID NOT
Real
the man mostly harmless honestly
Despite all my c-
being called gay is only bad if you think gays are bad 
whenever im called something i just double down
oh well my job here is done let's hope next time I come oliver isn't here to make the chat gay!!
he's just annoying really, that's why I blocked him, I just didn't wanna see his corny ass remarks
anyway moving on
penguan
it's 9 am
It's a freedomer wtf do you expect
It's 3 AM
Sack Stealer ™️
time zones don't exist
Penguan
man wad I dew!! I did nuffin!!
for americans it's 10pm-1am
its 12 am
Its 8 am weirdo
Are You talking to yourself now
it's 60:00 AM
the cia being goofy per-say
Well too bad it's 3 AM time to call Sponge Bob
im not even gonna check world time zones to figure out where yall are
its midnight, period
tbh it feels like here in luhansk we should use kiev's time but y'know
Don't call stalker members at 3 AM (very spooky)
oh shoot I just realized I itched a hole in my foot
(gone wrong)
it's the same as moscow time for half a year and for the other half they rewind the clock for one hour
(he killed me 😱 )
i really should go to bed
(police raid)
im procrastinating it so bad
(gone sexual)
they stole the horse
(swatted on stream)
i need to listen to a podcast and then fall asleep an hour later
(Huggy Wuggy in the zone)
the cat is dead
gtg piss brb
k
There is only one master screw it’s the Philips
stalker shadow of chornobyl
literally
i need to read more 'of the things they carried'
I will absolutely refute this
pretty good book
you can use a flathead on a fillips screw no problem
autism creature!!!
NOOO
Remove one too many serial cables that are screwed in with the tiniest flat head screws possible and you will see why I say this
i literally wrote a message a minute ago, what made you think that
i wonder how well this book is known internationally
As you slip off the screw over and over and over again
I'm busy Gaming
And I thought you were gone
what are you gaming
but that doesn't mean every flathead is bad
Madness Project Nexus
fillips just has more traction
nvm i wish the book was more niche
immediate anime in my serious war story
All hail Albanian overlords!
Yes
FORZA ALBANIA
Reason: Capital letters
Wolf is an Albanian hater
hi guys im back from my piss
what's on wolf's pfp anyway
Me
sweetheart is still a pretty decent read
hl2b metrocop real
I got a mustache on my face
Grew in like 10 mins
literally me
Been growing it for some time now
What did You grow
well the talk is about facial hair
Oh oke
there's something wrong with this image
its spelt with an f
Fillips
tonight is just one of those boring nights
why would you have boxes in your room??
like the time i read an entire translation of don mclean's american pie in french
just moved in
Well

Teeth kot Emojies
business was booming today




