#💬┃en_offtop
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Because if that was the case, i would be a furry too early
yes
nah
shhhh
NozAr exposed
Cs is trash
huh
Csgo not stalker cs
Oh, you meant Counter-Strike
Clear Sky Source
I only quit after realizing there is no cat in Pripyat
i could kill you......
Counter strike is for teenagers with an uncontrolled money spending spree or just balkan country poorons
but i won't cause i'm not in the mood of killing people
I think i had a pirated cd which supposedly had "Counter strike: Chernobyl"
you can't kill a witch
never tried it tho
besides that won't unfurry you
Csgo has a chernobyl map
But its trash
well uh there was a chornobyl mod at half life
it was horrendous
fire?
not in a way that matters
I think it was released even earlier than stuhlker
make the taxes 50% for corpos and we won't need witches ever again
her*
me
Also raise the rent by 65%
literally you
wrong
Ok what
nah
yah
Yup, since you joined
as if it wasn't like that from the start
things were better in 2020...
Since you started talking
Unironically the female here be making the server unenjoyable
three days after that the war started
things were better before it got hacked
Youre a ? Damn thats rough
Thanks to you
and you should know
man I would hate being a woman because I couldn't jack off
i control lpr
What he said
What is done cannot be undone
лнр союзник украины так-то
i thought this was en_offtop
Reason: Bad word usage
im going to start englishing in the slav channels
unfurry me NOW!
unlike here there are mods
This channels mods are either cool, tech nerds, just short italians or kiddy diddlers
trust me you'll like it
No, i don't like it
i don't wanna lick my balls
just because you like being a furry doesn't mean everone else does
can someone control my screen and beat CS so I can move onto CoP
and send me money so i can drink
that's skill issue
YOU WILL
NEVER
where are you at
you already are
wtf
eh im going underground in agoprom rn
nooooooooo
Skull emoji
uhh that's after freedom right
My advice
Have fun
mhmm well you're not far from red forest and the ending
yeah duty area did all the freedom stuff
cool yeah I just spend too much time 100% as much as I can and FWs but im kind of ready to move on
fw stuff isn't very good, again
he still has around a half of the game
you'll probably like red forest though
Oh wait warehouses exist
yeah
then the bridge, than limansk, than hospital and only than cnpp
well whatever second part of the game is the best i think
jfc
Well, no
thats good if the pace picks up
hohohohoohh you'll like hospital
The only good part of it was the red forest which was also the best part of the game tbh
joker is a socialist
real
just spent too much time being OCD helping factions and doing fetch quests but yeah i guess i haven't done a lot of plot stuff in a while
me when I see an exoskeleton zombie
i think you'll like CoP more with its actual quests and interesting exploring
and the more exoskeleton zombies
that's good
CS = best side quests
yeah I liked cop's quests but I like soc more
yeah I know CS is the most annoying, liked it at first but next time I would just do the plot
soc is best
I don't understand why people say cs is bad it's decent but not the best STALKER game
some side questing is fun i think
SoC may not be as polished as CoP but it's scale leaves a much stronger impression
yeah I think because I'm loner i'm just doing all the factions quests
like?
whatever, the games are shit, i've enjoyed reading S:OLs documents more than playing SoC
I will kill your stupid ass you probably played on rookie!
y'know people who play anomaly do the same stuff but without the cool lore
taste issue
yeah SoC had a good vibe and pace, was easy to overlook its issues but CS has been frustrating with FW being janky
oh so you're an ewnomaly fan
nope, i'm a stason's coc fork fan
me when cs has the only true silent protagonist in stalker
proto-Anomaly?
worse
western stalker elitists when they know nothing about the games and can only accuse others of playing on a lower difficulty

wdym knowign nothing!!! me play game and me play on expert
woowiieee can i suck you off???
You sound like one of those hl2beta stans whent saying that Design documents were more enjoyable
well in case of hl2b it's kinda true actually
damn yeah like HL2 beta but the stans are funny
hl2 is better than beta
heresy... heresy... heresy...
beta was probably too bleak for average hl player
like overall retail is more interesting because it is dark subtly especially if you take time to pay attention the lore
The only good thing about it were the ideas and atmosphere but you can't really make a good game just of those
also barney is the best cahracter
same applies to the design documents
Design documents are always more enjoyable than gameplay realisation purely because stuff sounds a lot better on paper as opposed to when it is encountered in the game itself
Hls is better than Hl2
I hated how he just disappeared after episode 1
like retail still has genocide, mutilated humans turning into stalkers, transhuman arm which is dark AF but it wasn't all nightmare before christmas
mhm true but they almost realised some of the concepts that would fit nicely
draining planet of all it's resourches
you can't really say "it was cut for a good reason" when they almost done it, like with stalker
yeah, combine humans getting manual sex with a machine with credits they earn just for that
Imo, retail is better in that they made Combine a lot more inhuman
the belt mechanic?
I mean wdym by cut like what stuff
At least, easthetically
what?
but beta had some cool stuff xen fauna wise
also they couldn't really add everything from beta even if they wanted because they didn't have enough time or couldn't program how they wanted
and cool moments for sure, i love playing the mods and the leak
And NO, most of the stuff was not cut because of the leak
also it was leaked so it wouldn't be as uh idk how to say this
some of the stuff
I'm not talking about the leak either
I also liked epistle 3 story mostly
breen grub......
what then?
any recommendations?
more inhuman architecture would help actually
I'd rather wait until Unturned 2.0
I never played unturned
guys we should play Deep Rock Galactic
the two mods in progress with the first levels out are Dark Interval and Raising the Bar redux, prefer Dark Interval but RTB worth playing
He sorta "cancelled" it
should we?
Dude
https://hl2-beta.ru/?language=english download the mega pack to play all the leaked maps organized and some fixed minimally to be playable whoos wrong reply meant to reply to @valid jay
we should also https://lichess.org/tpbygYA7
Join the challenge or watch the game here.
what?
I've seen most of it
Yes
Eh, that's the thing with HL2 - it focuses on blend of human and inhuman architecture. It is also explained in the lore, as Combine do not really care about architecture for as long as it ie functional - so they will use human infrastructure if it serves them well. Imo, they could've focused more about putting uncanny stuff into seemingly 'human' architecture
Indeed.
joined
yup
I found the cut combine more interesting than the boring "hydra" or whatever
the designer that influenced the hl2 combine architecture is actually really cool have a book on his stuff Lebbeus Woods
dishonored dishonored dishonored
Also other mods to play with beta content for hl2 retail: Coterminus (on moddb) which is a mod with stuff but a platform for people to add beta content and levels, some stuff is on the hl2 beta ru website to download for it
guys
I'd recommend Dark Interval:Old Buid since they recreated the OG intro
pee pee poo poo one two three four
i am dying in agroprom
🔥
skill issue?
i am god
Skill tissue for sure
With this device I will do things that will defy what man was ever meant to do
It’s gonna be cursed
damn is that like a voodoo card or something
Use grenades lol
It’s an adapter
That voodoo cards plug into
Wait a minute how did you know that

no it's black magic
You sir are a legend
it's something the anti christ made
can play doom2 and vanilla quake
don't remember I can't remember even what video card i had as a kid I don't think I was building computers yet when voodoo cards were popular was just gaming but i cant remember
i remember going to costco and wanting a voodoo card
3dfx was the original king of 3d
Sidorovich and Barman going on a business meeting:
don't forget about borov
Borov's not a businessman tho
god im getting destroyed upstairs in agorprom and wishing I was 10 and playing doom 2 again with cheats
i got doom 2 for christmas
I mean he is when he has a gun
(bandits rob people)
Also funny how they gave him a nickname 'Borov' even before he became fat
(In S:CS)
I just realized
Basically a hog
Or a pig that ia deliberately being overfed
oh okay
maybe the devs were too lazy or were like "the players wouldn't know it was borov if we changed his name"
Tru tbh, he could've had insane eating habits but it's just sedentary lifestyle after he became pakhan that could've led to him growing fat
I know a few people who eat stuff in tonns, but they do not grow fat due to metabolism + lots of physical activity
Reason: Bad word usage
Hey guys I beat NozAr in chess again
did you win
is it just me or some types of fat people make me irrationally angry
I'm sorry
Maybe I should try playing chess again 🤔
You should
Isn't there a mode without the limit?
Only with bots iirc
We tries to play it with a friend without the limit and it isn't available
Sure
ew chess org
I mostly used chess.com for studying material
which really does help as I found out today
We mostly played physical chess, but we decided to switch to digital ones after a multitude of dumb moments as we are both brainlets, lol
(Stuff like not noticing that someone was mated for 3 turns now)
so cursed
I remember my last game with NozAr I was so focused on trying to check her that I missed the fact that she could checkmate me in 1 move
Luckily she didn't notice either
and i won
I once copied my friend's every move and we both hadn't noticed that anyone of us could pull an ez checkmate with just one move until some rando pointed it out 😎
Stalker AI script logistic :
The strongest chess AI:
Playing against a noob in shooters: 😎
Playing against a noob in chess: 😎
Playing against a noob in durak: 🥶
chess should be considered a gambling game
Durak should not be considered a gambling game.
The whole point is literally to cheat lmao
There is loot actually, you seem to have missed it
eh I mean there was a couple trash stashes and I guess I was talking about artifacts maybe I missed it but had my detector out a lot
There are a bunch of artifacts in agroprom, some are randm but I think the one on staircases with acid anomaly is guaranteed.
There is also some stuff in lockers
There are also dead duty soldiers at the entry
But yeah, it's mostly an episodic location
hmm I thought I checked my detector with the acid anomaly maybe i missed it
They post images of students with high scores and in 2021 mine was high too
but they didnt even bother to post my face or my name atleast
good
less opportunities to be doxxed
Ahaa you actually think what i think of
This is lame
Happens
And something else is going to happen to the school
Laziest attempt at meme making. Ever.
i love stalker but holy shit the stalker fans i see outside of discord are the most intolerable manchildren I've ever seen 😭
small community syndrome
Let me guess, those guys play Gamma or Anomaly
that and the fans of the actual games
I thought the discord server is the residence of the most intolerable manchildren among the fans
idk i only look here for the meme channel
i enjoy both anomaly and the actual games for different reasons 😎
And that's great
thinking anomaly is fun seems to be a controversial opinion in the stalker community from what I've seen
Idk how is Stalker in Reddit
This mf really said 😐
Lol
i am literally that fish
Me seeing Gamma and EFP
Bro a youtuber said gamma is one of the greatest survival game
I wanted to try Gamma but no, not touching Anomaly unless there's a mod that removes completely Lurker from the mod
Seeing Metro stuff while I play Stalker it pains me
i still need to finish 2033
I've just been addicted to a game called kenshi
I should finish Road to the north too
But eh idk,
maybe?
There's a lot of Stalkers mod I want to try
I've only played 2
And those two weren't much
i thought anomaly was the only game
was trying to watch old demos in gmod and found a creepy ass bug https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV4j8-FzbLI
Based

who pinged me?
Your mother
Your father
Pure soul
Uncorrupted
yo best game 2023?
Please
DO NOT leave the meme channel
Please i beg You
should i buy it when it comes out?
i already have
NOOOOOOO
i've migrated here
thats why hes here poop ass
yeah i have that entire category muted lol
Good
Very crazy
When me ask
no furry worst game
no when did I ASK?
I dont quite care
is it bad cause no furry?
yes
what about this one?
Chinese simple life
yes
Hmm
What happend at tianamen square
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That guy was playing with his left hand only
Ok guy
and fvck this bot
Why?
and left it 4 dead
garbage community
sent death threats to muselk cause he stopped playing tf2
It's not dead.
devs killed it
only cosmetics
they know they can make money cause you shits dont wanna give up on it
what happened to #saveTF2?
where did that go?
hmmm?
What.
yes
Its ok to be wrong.
They ended doing it, because of the success in getting new general updates.
yeah cause everyone played pyro so they left
Proof?
and they saw taht player numbers went down so they said fvck it were done
Me trying to make sense of f4 challenge
when did jungle inferno come out?
Tell us, when did it come out.
Like 20 million years ago
@high sail , I guess he's talking about the peak, instead of players in the game.
Maybe
Oh no. They lost ~12K players for 3 months.
Crazy
And now what? 57K players in the game.
Where?
in game
My colon
In game where?
official servers
No, they don't.
Tell me the last time when you played the game?
last year
Last year
last year
Bruh.
tf2 is the best multiplayer session game ever lol
it died
only 1 dev works on it
it didn't, it's still alive
He hates the game because it has the "bots", even if he played the game in last year (2021).
some freelancers actually
unpaid interns
It clearly still has bots!!!2!?1!1!1!1!
i dont hate it cause it has bots you shit ass i hate it cause the community sucks
and the devs gave up on it
more like valve forced them out of development in 2017
wha?
eh community is alright
wait that stuffis still going?
Half nazis half furries
they sent death threats to muselk cause he stopped playing tf2
Or just moved from tf2 section to hl:a section.
And you should know?
i'm psure some devs wanted to continue developing tf2 but valve forced them to move on
It ended like 3-6 months ago, because of the success.
good
was it really a success tho?
ain't exclusive for tf2 community, kinda bad but that's not something that happens regularly
imo there are more reasons to hate stalker community than tf2's
are there?
cause they hate stalker anomaly huh?
oh that
a lot
that's a reason to love the community
like
stalker rule 34
For tf2 community - yes.
For me - yes.
but what changed lmao?
Some bots died i guess
wow big change
i don't think i need to talk about the western part and in ru it's better but still pretty bad, the usual toxicity and like 70% of community being delusional nazis
Omg, let's see...
Update localization files, also updated the vac system, with which no bots were in the game, what else, updated the heavy weapons guy.
have you tried l4d2?
jesus that game is nothing but russians
bugfixes, anticheat improvements and some neat tools for community developers
little kids too
Yep.
straightout nazis?
yea community developers cause they cant work on their own game so they give tools for their community to do themselves
sometimes your usual war supporting morons, sometimes like literal far right nazi scum
yes and
valve's fault
your gay
yes i am
Discord drama when?
🤨
Well... yeah i guess
prove it
i like girls
bro is bi
no
but do you get any?
Finally, discord drama.
You're*
Gay and bi are different things
youre is you are
You're a waste of time
which one is it dumbass?
Then how come they have the same flag?
Gay
Hey, pansexual, stop having sex with my pan.
so prove it
lesbian counts as gay too
for women yea
How is he gonna prove it
yes
he will kiss my penis
Also he: I'm she.
then why have 2 separate letters for each?
the other guy
So you differentiate
Oh
bno i cant even pronounce that word
nvm
Because...
i got it
Honser
Well, yea. We didn't get a photo.
phone 😔
at least two per day
fake
proof?
We got 2 copers in chat
it attracts tops
Hey, mom, there's a person stealing my girls! 😭😭😭
Actually 3
You're*
grammar nazi
I dont think we should bully NozAr for liking Something else
wheres chainsaw man
someone say minor? 😍 🥵
near punpun
No Hellsing?
what the fvck is pun pun?
Nope
Damn.
I like Hellsing.
wtf
but why?
So that's what he meant by saying he owns his own company
am i chad?
totes sis
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
not League of Le- ...I mean MONOLITH
PS: so thats how it feels?
Idk what means
But i agree
Not you.
My beloved ret
sis is sister
Oh
Also you, when I'm trying to give you a ret.
funny ear hehehe
I dont speak Russian!!!!
It's Ukrainian, you dumb f.
Ok
I will accept the Ret
Lovely
oh found my photo
Real
Thanks for accepting a fact that this language is Ukrainian 🤝
Fake.
Claims to be lesbian
Has an extensive library of pictures of a single male
You be on that estrogenium RIP 💀💀💯
True, lol.
you claim to be straight yet you get no bitches
Me#8495 is actually my hoe
even if I didn't have any i still could claim to be asexual
Thank You!
You are welcome 🤗
biological incel i think
♥️
google it
asexuals are just incels covering for themselves
don't
nope
or femcels
yep
https://youtu.be/VptIeP_TpTU anyone watch this movie
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Це перша українська воєнн...
Nozar loves jermah
Germany
jerma is clinically insane
The being beyond mortals comprehension
ugly dog
amung us dog
fvck you
cry
sabaka
average monolith supporter
any news about the release date of stalker 2?
me irl
no their offices got bombed
It's 30/02/2023
me irl
really?
really
thats every loner player
its still coming out?
nuked even
how you know that
No, i have the release date
TELL US
Its XX/XX/2XXX
What the hell?
release the seamen
where did you hear about their offices getting bombed
Me
they didnt
I have a new information on the game.
omg?!!
It's delayed again.
WOAH
no way
Дриповый батюшка???
I cant even believe it
where yall getting the news from?
My dreams
Слыш псина, куда ты мдёшь?©️
i dont wanna buy msi products anymore man'
From the country in which I'm living.
Fluffy dragon
pee and poo
what does this mean?
пи энд пу
yea but what are your sources?
piss and cum
cnn?
Situation in Kyiv and news.
пис і кум

Electrokharchuvannia?
oh ok
У мене воно є, не переживай.
they have no power probably how can they make a game
meme dump
Me
this sniper white raven movie isnt bad
well i paid 500 for the deluxe edition
So where's me?
so i hope that aint the case
can u even pay that much? but it will come
everything will cum
GUYS I FOUND IT AFTER ALL THESE YEARS
Reason: Capital letters
yea at least in australia
i hope it releases
i LOVE THIS SO MUCH
Reason: Capital letters
It will.
will it?
Dude, I hope they'll give me a computer for free.
Is #2 real?
Вiтаю якi вiдеомапи та блоки харчування я можу в вас купити???

Awww CUTE
Ніякі.
ніколи не пиши більше українською будь ласка
Me
youre a man shut up
Ok
дид ю нот гет зе джоук?
????
АХАХАХ, ХАРОШ!
Reason: Capital letters
кілл йорселф
Kill yourself.
пососи
покажи как это делать
всмысле
В карамысле.
i will call the admins
you go to #561153889110589442
чего нету
сосать нечего
speak english in the ru chat
Pp.
@valid jay miau miau meow
Есть????
пруфс?
Meeow meow meow :3
<@&524189227144052757>
Meow meow meow meow purr meow purr:333

ban the furries
Me, who's not russian.
and move the russians
meeeow maaaw meow mrrr <3
No, kill yourself
same here

no russo in engurish chato
Meeeowwwww mrrr meow purr meow

calm down
🌭
Hey @lucid crow toxicity
?????????
keep speaking russian!!!!
American speak
Grrrrr

speak american
I do
least weird monolith supporter
I seen worst
💀
Hello mods
from the monolith?
😶
Yep
Our brains got fried what do u expect
Michael you good with this chat?
I just woke up
xd
Say yes, so we can send weird memes.
Good morning to You two lads
What weird memes you talking about ?
Reason: Bad word usage
They are not mine, tho.
tf wrong with liking older women?
Nothing
thenw hy skull emoji react?
Good question.
reverse pedo?
doesnt mean that women have to like me back
Yes
Awww thank you
Thanks.
@valid jay guess what
Ok guy
I love men
Hi.
Nothing would change
check when quartz said that
When?
Idk. In the past i guess
12/05/2022
not that long ago
yup
wait your a bootleg bandit?
I'm a better bandit
Fake.
you damn
Yes sex.
YES
dont tell freedom
he actually died like that
no no no no hitting your toe doesnt make a snork........uhh it just doesnt
Snork hit a table with a toe.
he walks on 4
its the 60301 people being lazy
Indeed.
Did you check ua_offtop recently?
oh wait
for some reason it removed the notification when I went to this channel wtf
Type 2 Burrito
That's weird.
my discord been doing drugs recently
Like, you got the ping in ua_offtop, but it disappeared from this chat?
Hey, Discord, what are you doing?
Um... Drugs!
it showed #💬┃ua_offtop as if there was no new messages there
until I went there and checked
hi!
im good, you?
Heya, I'm good, ty. You?
i feel good! i just woke up and now i'm drinking a nice tea.
nice
Cool.
I feel like loners and mercs should be neutral
we would make so much more money
we should be friends
now kiss
Yeah, do it.
what if we kissed in the 100 rad bar?
real
violent makeout session ensues
imma tape deez guys for ma onlyfans
gwak gwak 9000 sounds
gawk
so quick question mf's
im doing a duty cosplay
yall listen to midwxst?
😠 I hate duty
shoot
the pp-19 has the funny helical mags
ak works better because duty is mostly supplied by the military and other eastern european groups
the bizon is just like... why?
it's goofy
it doesn't fit
what type of duty cosplay is it (what outfit)
oh i never knew that the military supplied duty
kind of tacticool
the military and duty suck eachothers c0cks ofc they are supplied by the military
kinky
what actualy clothes are you wearing
why
looks cool imo
larping truly as ruined a generation
tbh that works really well
@void kelpyou want smth?get yourself a training weighted vest,use it for larping,200% of use cases
go for a duty armored outfit
👍
red lines on it yes?
and patches
that'd be hard to get
usually you'd make the velcro red
that's what works the best usually
sadly i can't get a PKM or a PKP
like bro,youre just saving money
cap
cap
cap
that's so bad looking especially for a duty cosplay, he has the right idea
also im gonna get some props for the cosplay
his vest can be seen in the game, that vest just looks weird
Looks ugly
i know that duty does use artifacts but im gonna get myself a goldfish and a echo detector
which are?
Oh btw
I wasnt giving cosplay ideas
I was giving larping solutions
to save money
he isn't larping he's cosplaying
wtf does larping even mean
Imma be like this now
very very bad,,dont do it
i will larp deez nutz in yo jaws
heeeeey you one of us now
it's a shame that i can't get any cool russian LMGs for my cosplay
there is a sick ass video of irl stalker footage, it's people who dress like they are in the zone and use real guns with blanks instead of bullets, brb gonna find the vid bc it's honestly sick asf
No more emojis.
Get a PKM
can't
No more custom background.
the A&K PKM is out of stock
mhe,if youre cosplaying make yourself a cardboard immitation or ask a friend of a 3d shell of a PKM
and i don't know any other companies that make pkms
