💬┃en_offtop

[alpine forum]

thats exactly like an X lab computer

[old nymph]

thats my computer

Dead City lab

[alpine forum]

fair enough

[old nymph]

rate it?

[alpine forum]

hmm

[old nymph]

he died in process

[alpine forum]

i dont know

im just staring at it

and im lost

[old nymph]

potatoes&vodka

[alpine forum]

yes

[cunning quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/arknights-surtr-ice-cream-gif-21368145

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/gordondima-gif-18230378

[cunning quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/genshin-impact-arataki-itto-itto-genshin-i-heard-you-fart-gif-25976928

[candid cloud]

No, I didn't.

[old nymph]

Brother is gay

[alpine forum]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-jesse-mr-white-better-call-saul-rayola-gif-25797638

[old nymph]

i told my girly friends to do kazotsky kick now i am wanted for first degree murder

[alpine forum]

sounds like a good day

[old nymph]

girly= a boy who has everything and pure asf

and he acts like a little girl

[alpine forum]

i see

[old nymph]

like the content creation is harder than ur 9-5 person

vveoko i guess

[void kelp]

no Red Alert -2/10

[cinder crag]

💀

[old nymph]

rate or die

or you go to brazil with @lone tusk

[cinder crag]

sylky is brazilian??

[candid cloud]

The hell?

[carmine forge]

Is he?

[neon vale]

ngl

i kinda liked having a small pc screen

[lone tusk]

Albanian, me and my brother @umbral dagger

[valid jay]

ALL HAIL ALBANIAN OVERLORDS

[simple sage]

NozAr#0330 has been warned

Reason: Capital letters

[carmine forge]

Turks 2?

[high sail]

What are You goobers doing

[lone tusk]

Turks with soviet culture

[coarse rapids]

so soviet greeks?

[carmine forge]

Gagauzs 2?

[lone tusk]

and a secret and never dissolved nuclear arsenal that nato still not find it, that whe will use to conquer the europe when the ww3 blows up

[neon vale]

chicago

[carmine forge]

Doesn't albania still store chemical weapons tho?

[candid cloud]

https://old.reddit.com/r/ukraine/comments/zrlpmo/combat_turns_mortal_as_troops_turn_on_each_other/

[lone tusk]

No, but whe keep the other country weapons so the UN inspections will not charge them.

[carmine forge]

Deadliest battle of the war

[candid cloud]

Ye.

[neon vale]

albania has a lotta bunkers

[candid cloud]

I died of funny, so yeah.

[lone tusk]

Yeah, we store stuff there, like the secret beta of stalker oblivion anomaly lost alpha 2

[cinder crag]

anomaly 2 is just a week away

[candid cloud]

No.

[lone tusk]

Indeed, call of chernokyl was found in one of those bunkers

[cinder crag]

can you believe it guys? anomaly 2 is just a week away

im so happy about this information

[neon vale]

i struggle to figure out where petruha and sylky come from

[cinder crag]

your mind

[neon vale]

i swear i have gotten about 3 conflicting answers each over 4 days

[cinder crag]

take your meds they are not real

[carmine forge]

BTW, can you share with us what's the biggest achievement of albanian gamedev industry?

[cinder crag]

nothing

[carmine forge]

good enough

[lone tusk]

Whe are just illusions, bro, you're in coma,you have to wake up before they turn off the life support

[neon vale]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/880342502660530176/1054854922341982429/trim.C0FD0363-C774-43F0-A7DD-C956ACC13D06.gif

[lone tusk]

Stalker cocK

[carmine forge]

Took a while to find

[lone tusk]

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/dingus-cat-funny-hehe-kitty-gif-24895769

[carmine forge]

btw didn't Ukraine assist the trolling of albanians in Macedonia?

[lone tusk]

I dunno, my internet in the bunker only got access the discord and download stalker mods

[neon vale]

my favorite thing i know about albania is that they are so vocal against russia

yet they are about as large as a small us state

[high sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/884051675680231504/1055006025884905482/welcome.mp4

[neon vale]

albania was one of the first to make it on the unfriendly nations list i think

[lone tusk]

Yeah, bc whe always want to be us to be the central government of the new Soviet union 2

[carmine forge]

I think Albania first decided to align with the chinese after sino-soviet split and later on decided that it doesn't want to be friends with china either

[sharp moss]

[neon vale]

one day i went on a big urban legend wikipedia rabbit hole

and it somehow led me to albanian blood feuds

hakmarrja

[regal heron]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-cat-hello-chat-gif-26128152

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-dead-chat-gif-12787744

[cinder crag]

im killing you

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-cat-dead-died-gif-13827091

[neon vale]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/880342502660530176/1054829172549234698/anim_10.gif

[cinder crag]

i hate pitbulls

[regal heron]

https://tenor.com/view/mgrr-metal-gear-rising-revengeance-armstrong-raiden-handshake-gif-25514798

[neon vale]

imagine not loving pitties

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/pitbull-owner-get-outofthe-car-dog-animal-gif-11871504

[regal heron]

https://tenor.com/view/pitbulls-gif-24389793

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/second-graders-final-stand-pitbull-named-precious-gif-16344759

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/stinkpookie-dog-pitbull-confused-summer-walker-gif-22788672

[surreal cedar]

"My Onii-Chan is a Dictator"

[carmine forge]

Dude, Internet Explorer was discontinued 2 years ago. It's time to let go.

[surreal cedar]

I use Microsoft Edge (Internet Explorer 2.0).

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1015091429460152372/1052836465115148298/A2E52070-68DC-43D5-AC75-04717B775FD2.gif

[cinder crag]

that message is like a week old

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/delay-cat-gif-21402724

[surreal cedar]

Unfortunately, I can't take 1984 seriously because of an infamous song that was a part of its Movie Adaptation Soundtrack.

[cinder crag]

what

[surreal cedar]

Plus, Big Brother.

[carmine forge]

was movie good tho?

[surreal cedar]

Eh, kind of. It was also released in 1984, ironic.

[carmine forge]

Wasn't that the point?

to show what life was like in the UK at that time

[surreal cedar]

Huh, didn't know about that. Didn't really pay attention to it's behind the scenes production.

[teal oracle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/897444198553378826/1055168952508108800/IMG_1674.mov

little rascal

[candid cloud]

Heh.

[carmine forge]

is this how albanian sounds irl?

[shy narwhal]

So

I've met someone

Who said that Vanilla is not that great because the story is not good

But the lore it's good

I was like "what"

[void kelp]

story isn't lore

lore is the entire retelling of the game story

including parts not in game

story is what you see in game

[regal heron]

I mean i kind of agree

[void kelp]

they are very similar though so he might just be dumb

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-stalker-game-stalker-anomaly-chernobyl-gif-25745584

[candid cloud]

Me: Fu.

[pale whale]

[teal oracle]

hes naughty

[shy narwhal]

I know, but in STALKER lore and story are strictly tied together

[pale whale]

Kuro wtf

[shy narwhal]

what?

[pale whale]

wdym what

[carmine forge]

what?

[shy narwhal]

i don't understand

[carmine forge]

oh

[pale whale]

you're a monolithian.....

but gay monolithian! 😨

[shy narwhal]

Remember to take your pills

[high sail]

what are you idiots talking about now

[golden hare]

He can have it

I still have me eggs and bacon

[carmine forge]

I thought you were gonna say he's italian, but i guess monolithianism is a problem too

[pale whale]

What are you Tampico to tell me to take my pills? silly kuro

[shy narwhal]

You are a problem too

[high sail]

🤓

[plain plover]

Hi,who can activate my revolut>

[pale whale]

Ok start fvcking the rock then

[carmine forge]

at least I'm not Italian

[shy narwhal]

what

[high sail]

uh

[shy narwhal]

You are worse, you are not a human being

[carmine forge]

am i?

[shy narwhal]

An anomaly, to say

[pale whale]

He's an npc

[shy narwhal]

he is

[pale whale]

😱

[shy narwhal]

he's an anomaly npc

NOT THE MOD

[pale whale]

and you're gay, no cap.

[high sail]

ok pegging lover

[shy narwhal]

????

[high sail]

you heard me

[shy narwhal]

You need to take your pills too

[high sail]

also sid says get more artifacts

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-trolldespair-despair-trollge-sad-gif-24333398

[high sail]

ok guy

[plain plover]

i need to get someone to activate my revoult junior for me a adult

[shy narwhal]

What is a revoult?

[plain plover]

money transfer

[candid cloud]

PayPal exists.

[old nymph]

what if duty fights russia in stalker 2

[neon vale]

cash and an airplane ride exists

[old nymph]

and a weapon too

[neon vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1055201564270272512/trim.0387C09C-84B6-4882-9B93-BC67A1AE34A5.mov

[shy narwhal]

that's not the server where you should ask that stuff

[old nymph]

Yeah just mug bandits

[old nymph]

what the hell

I Am not confused at the blue and not blue look at his feet

[old nymph]

Hey kuro

[old nymph]

Remember When?

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-and-ok-and-caption-meme-gif-22066776

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-and-gif-24169616

[neon vale]

not that bad

[carmine forge]

could be worse

[neon vale]

ive gotten asked ok and? by a 6th grader

[carmine forge]

oh my

[old nymph]

i got asked ok and by a 5th grader he has been Great Purged

[high sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/531832411617755146/1054638609996709908/Dixie.mp4

[old nymph]

You ecos are lifeless

[candid cloud]

Like loner faction.

Sorry, kid, but if you want to be a real loner, don't be in any faction.

[high sail]

Real

[old nymph]

POV: opinions of people who work for sidorovich

[neon vale]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/558616325400821761/1011237753368879145/attachment-5.gif

[old nymph]

You Idiots Are Completely Lifeless

[neon vale]

cant hear you over the among us ost

https://open.spotify.com/track/1nDmkSq6qDVIyKpUvS8CJN?si=384da081676547e2

[old nymph]

And cringe

[neon vale]

you're jealous

[high sail]

Real

[old nymph]

jealous of what getting my ass dragged into the zone after years of studying and staying in a lab 24/7 without vitamine D and having a rat my only power source and it getting stolen by stalker named petruha so he can feed Noah Psudeo-Dog

[high sail]

Atleast i have real Js and money

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/ben-shapiro-walking-gif-21499133

[old nymph]

But dont know the real joe mama

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-half-life2-watch-your-tone-mf-gif-24386948

[old nymph]

Or your father

[high sail]

Ok

[old nymph]

i am pirating that game again

[old nymph]

Yes

[neon vale]

among us?

[high sail]

Ok guy

[old nymph]

Hl2

[old nymph]

Problem?

[neon vale]

why pirate it multiple times

its like
2 bucks on sale

[old nymph]

food

[candid cloud]

Sale will begin tomorrow, so yeah.

[high sail]

Guy ok

[old nymph]

you need food instead of buying a game

[neon vale]

eat the floorboards

[old nymph]

and no credit card aahaaaaa

[neon vale]

gaming is more important than health

[old nymph]

lack of Vitamine D

[neon vale]

who says my setup isnt in the middle of a cornfield

[old nymph]

btw

I was told to steal a reviver to revive en_stalker

[neon vale]

this image is better

[high sail]

Me

[candid cloud]

The corn is your computer, nice.

[candid cloud]

You:

[high sail]

REAL

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/nosex-sex-cat-gif-18490822

[old nymph]

a cute cat came to the house but fireworks scared the shet out of her man

it was like cotton

[candid cloud]

You.

[neon vale]

me.

[candid cloud]

Nope, this is you.

[old nymph]

bri ish

[valid jay]

more sex

[old nymph]

He has reached the ice cold level

[old nymph]

thank god

[pale whale]

Haram

[coarse rapids]

@restive pivot a
https://twitter.com/pinewalker_/status/1605627972232179713?t=f5RJ8FE8uRHgOXiAAU8iwA&s=19
Yhea I rly don't think Shadow of the Zone is gonna be good

Pinewalker II (@pinewalker_)

(forgot to trim phone UI from one screencap, it's so fucking over)

To wrap up this little rant - some behind-the-scenes info from extras.

Glad to hear that @Wendigoon8 is a cool guy.

Twitter · Dec 21, 2022, 6:15 PM

[carmine forge]

is it?

[coarse rapids]

Supposedly this is what passes for a bandit
He looks like he wants to go home and play Sims 4

[old nymph]

True

ngl looks like a poltergeist

He relly does

[carmine forge]

He looks like me if I tried cosplaying stuhlker

[old nymph]

He is a poltergeist be aware!

[coarse rapids]

The event was basically just a camp out for guntubbers,influencers and Larpers
It's actually sad lmao

Most ppl were just northerners and Canadians who hates guns and all

[old nymph]

Canadians flipping a chair and calling it extreme violence

[carmine forge]

I guess it's either that or whatever Pripyat Marauders was

[sharp moss]

Guys do you think Japan should make any foreigner who wants to become a citizen of the country win a mountain pass race against a local racer in order to win his citizenship?

[old nymph]

no

He just needs to be cringe and a weeb

[carmine forge]

I think that 2 nukes were not enough

[pale whale]

Nuke Japan

[sharp moss]

Busriders revealing themselves

[coarse rapids]

The leaks really put me in a bad mod despite already pretty much knowing it was gonna be bad
Anybody got something to lighten the mood

[carmine forge]

wait there were new leaks?

[coarse rapids]

I just linked the the twitter thread bro

[carmine forge]

oh wait, that

[cinder crag]

me

[sharp moss]

I already told you guys it was going to be awful a while ago, im not sure why you're wasting your time keeping up with that

It's like being surprised that they reskinned COD again and called it a new game

[coarse rapids]

I already knew it was gonna be bad from the start but it doesn't detract from the fact that something with the potential to be good will be just bad

I'd rather stuff be good

[sharp moss]

Well too bad should have gotten born at some other time

[cinder crag]

[carmine forge]

shotguns of the future

[candid cloud]

Well yes and no.

[cinder crag]

sheeeit shotguns of the future or some sheeit

[coarse rapids]

I really don't think it matters
I'd be more worried to the systems that Starfield will have than the gun models

[carmine forge]

is it true that starfled was in development for 25 years?

[candid cloud]

No.

[regal heron]

that stalker fan movie is really looking like some hot garbage

i feel sorry for anyone who wasted money on it

[valid jay]

saw the word leak and thought someone leaked something about s2

panic for 2 seconds

[regal heron]

i saw some alleged s2 leaks a while ago

[candid cloud]

Still panicking.

[regal heron]

it didn't look good

[carmine forge]

TF2 LEAK: there are actually 2.5 people working on the game

[valid jay]

VNN content

[carmine forge]

the heavy update will be in 2029 and add a new sandwich skin

[candid cloud]

It was an old leak.

There's one guy working.

[carmine forge]

didn't he die or something?

[valid jay]

no?

[carmine forge]

should he?

[regal heron]

figuratively maybe he did

[coarse rapids]

Sorry about that it was about that short film being made by influencers
Like we guessed it's not looking too hot which is honestly just a shame

[valid jay]

mmm stalker films

[candid cloud]

Mmm... Fan creations.

[valid jay]

hehehehee

[carmine forge]

Whisper of the monolith
best film in the world

[coarse rapids]

It's that one that was on Kickstarter,and the directors are Wendigoon and the SCP short films guy

[carmine forge]

I think I've seen like 5 fan films long time ago

BTW there are stalker cartoons out there(no cap)

[valid jay]

MMM SCP FAN FILMS HEHEHEHEHEHEHE

[simple sage]

NozAr#0330 has been warned

Reason: Capital letters

[valid jay]

[carmine forge]

do those even exist?

[regal heron]

it's a shame cause wendigoon seems like he genuinely cares but he surrounded himself with the most incompetent out of touch people possible

[valid jay]

alot but y'know

[coarse rapids]

I'm genuinely sad since it had promise but sounds like it was just an excuse for Guntubbers,influencers and Larpers to have a camp out in Chernobyl
Good thing I didn't waste money

[carmine forge]

the book game was better than the movie?

[regal heron]

we just can't have nice things

[candid cloud]

We are not allowed to.

[valid jay]

everytime anyone tries to do something about scp outside of literature they do the usual "OoOO spOOkY 096/173/939, SeCrEt oRgaNisAtIoN!!!"

[coarse rapids]

Cats tho,probs make things better

[valid jay]

which is such a shame

[cinder crag]

lmao what

[candid cloud]

So SpOoKy, I eVeN fArTeD bEcAuSe I wAs ScArEd.

[regal heron]

or furry porn artists drawing yiff of scp 1471

[candid cloud]

💀

[cinder crag]

guh

[regal heron]

cats are pretty awesome

[valid jay]

i forgot the object that had something to do with foundation selling/drawing porn or smth

[coarse rapids]

This is my third time posting this exact cat

[regal heron]

i love this cat

[tiny dew]

Based people here?

[valid jay]

Jinx my beloved

[regal heron]

https://tenor.com/view/jinx-cat-egg-scary-gif-24716099

[carmine forge]

Isn't horror as a film genre dead?

[valid jay]

Depends on your definition of film

[candid cloud]

Gajunas hates this cat.

[regal heron]

what happened to her i havent heard anything about jinx in months

[valid jay]

High budget films never were alive in the first place

[carmine forge]

video footage with sound(optional)?

[coarse rapids]

Why

[candid cloud]

He said why, but I don't remember.

[valid jay]

And not like a watch kino really

[candid cloud]

The reasons are here, in this chat.

[valid jay]

jinxing i suppose

[regal heron]

https://tenor.com/view/bigfoot-jinx-jinx-jinx-cat-gif-25568853

[tiny dew]

Outta context context: the moment Gaj left the server is when things went downhill REAL

[cinder crag]

[valid jay]

nah, the moment they've took mod roles from crimson and gaj

[old nymph]

Pov: you bought a dog from sido

[regal heron]

SHOVE IT SHOVE IT SHOVE IT

[simple sage]

phencyclidine#5254 has been warned

Reason: Capital letters

[marsh hamlet]

To make a keyboard of my dream I need 300$

Like this+PCBs

[gray jetty]

What kind of keyboard we talking

[marsh hamlet]

Handmade

[gray jetty]

For like computer?

Or we talking the instrumental

[marsh hamlet]

1 one

[gray jetty]

This motherboard is an anomaly I swear the post device I have plugged in randomly some parts of the calculator display stop working

This device is fully functional

It’s just this board doing some weird black magic

[neon vale]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/570294835441827840/1027906635177394276/MemeFeedBot-70.mp4

[gray jetty]

Yay it worked

[reef rover]

Not a single thought in his head

[old nymph]

my phone when factory reset cuz i deleted an app for freeing space and it used it for system files

Me thinking what i was thinking of

[lament zealot]

yooo, ppl are still using my greenscreened stalker

[void kelp]

i think there's a bear at my door should i open up

[old nymph]

eat the bear or bring him pizza

[rustic cosmos]

10/10

[void kelp]

was just a cat nevermind

[old nymph]

bruh

is it weird that i love being outside late at night alone?

[void kelp]

no

Going for a walk with just moonlight is great

[old nymph]

i go outside at 2 am

makes my mind clear

[void kelp]

average stalker fan

but yeah i like a nice night walk

[neon vale]

up until you realize its 10 degrees outside and you have no gloves

[void kelp]

pockets

I need to find my gloves

[old nymph]

not for that

[void kelp]

wdym you just sit outside

[old nymph]

no free time only at night

[old nymph]

wander just wander

[void kelp]

yeah walking

unless you're flying

[old nymph]

kilometer or more sometimes

because my day in life is just: cook breakfast school rest cook school rest work rest cook dinner rest play a bit on computer go outside

[neon vale]

do you sleep outside

[old nymph]

no

[hushed condor]

Ain't nothing bad with sleeping outside

[old nymph]

i have a house only if camping which i love

[void kelp]

i live in a cold little cabin in the woods

[hushed condor]

If it's a warm day and what not then I'd like to kickback and take a nap outside

[void kelp]

i used to do crazy outside stuff, kind of being a tramp

[hushed condor]

I miss warmth bro

[neon vale]

where you from

the south sounds really nice this time of year

[hushed condor]

Midwest America

[neon vale]

amen

[void kelp]

I'm in Maine

[hushed condor]

I have family in the south

[old nymph]

Be strong stalkers never let trouble reach you be a good perosn

[hushed condor]

Usually it's good around this time of year

[neon vale]

wisconsin is going through a lot lately

[old nymph]

if your state is perfect hold on to it as much as possible

[hushed condor]

Ah do not worry stalker, Christmas is just around the corner

[old nymph]

if its low try whatever you can

[hushed condor]

We next to Canada bro

[neon vale]

it went from
heat, lots of heat, cold, frigid, snow, heat, cold, more snow, and now its cold

[void kelp]

oh yeah bad storm coming

[hushed condor]

Welp, you guessed where I live bro

[old nymph]

Petruha becomes wise whenever PTSD flashbacks kick in remember that

[hushed condor]

Bro I'm happy a storm is coming, we get school off finally

[neon vale]

im from there

[neon vale]

true

but knowing this state, it will turn to rain by tomorrow

[hushed condor]

Fellow Cheese eater 🤝

[void kelp]

I like wisconsin curds

good with poutine

[hushed condor]

Culver's be the best for curds

[old nymph]

whatever

[neon vale]

farmers market curds are great

[hushed condor]

Wisconsin be the artic of the USA

[cinder crag]

oh now they're discussing wisconsin again

[void kelp]

Ain't got nothing on maine

[hushed condor]

Wisconsin take over

[cinder crag]

defeat Ohio

[neon vale]

maine is probably colder

[hushed condor]

No we can't

[neon vale]

its right on the ocean

[hushed condor]

It's gonna end like June 6th, 1944

[cinder crag]

exactly

[void kelp]

its actually warmer on the coast interior is colder

[cinder crag]

Ohio takeover

[void kelp]

im an hour from the coast

[hushed condor]

Wisconsin and Ohio team up?

[cinder crag]

maybe

[hushed condor]

Tag team?

[old nymph]

I Will go sleep stalkers which me good luck with this shit called ptsd and good night

[neon vale]

its pretty high up from that current i thought

[cinder crag]

im an hour from your mother's house

[neon vale]

i thought the warm current starts going for europe

[hushed condor]

Florida, Ohio, Wisconsin, dear god if they teamed up

[void kelp]

My mom is buried in Wisconsin lol

[hushed condor]

...

Sorry for your loss bud

[void kelp]

nah huge awesome coastline in maine and its slightly warmer there

eh its okay she croaked a while ago part of the deal

[hushed condor]

Aw damn man, good luck, stay safe

[neon vale]

literally all of my family has lived in wisconsin for a couple generations

[hushed condor]

They've been Cheese loving, beer chugging, idk what else bro rhymes

[cinder crag]

teuw

[neon vale]

beer culture here is massive ive heard

[hushed condor]

It is man

[neon vale]

worse than most other states

[void kelp]

all my family in wisconsin definitely drink a lot

[cinder crag]

wisconsin seems like another country

[neon vale]

im surprised florida wouldnt have worse beer culture

[hushed condor]

California is an entire different country bro

[void kelp]

maine lost of drinking too

[hushed condor]

They have the 5th best economy I think in the entire world

[void kelp]

yeah Cali is insane used to live in different parts. its like 4 countries in one

[hushed condor]

California is finna do a take over

[void kelp]

used to grow weed in the emerald triangle and it looked like the swiss alps, same altitude and similar ecosystem

[hushed condor]

Instead of California Girls, it's gonna be California Worlds

[void kelp]

the county i lived in Cali had no stop lights and if it was flattened because of how mountainous it was it would be the size of texas

[hushed condor]

Imma brb in a few minutes, talk to you stalkers soon

[neon vale]

this discord's american population is very diverse, yet it comes back to the midwest about 70% of the time

[hushed condor]

Fr?

To be fair i thnk websites that have only English and very few translations usually end up being mostly English and rarely European or Asian

[low pollen]

California Love

https://tenor.com/view/2pac-tupac-wink-gif-5986171

[gray jetty]

How

[lone tusk]

In Albania they stole your house with you in

That's how i stole a soviet bunker

[void kelp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153801114091521/1055179355631931422/20221207_204156.gif

[candid cloud]

You are welcome

[high sail]

Good morning lads

[candid cloud]

Morning.

[high sail]

What's up

[candid cloud]

Nothing, just woke up.
You?

[high sail]

Same

[polar lynx]

my balls itch

[high sail]

Ok guy

[polar lynx]

finally im not a new user

[high sail]

Ok

[polar lynx]

i have no clue what this shit says

but i know it has something to do with anime

[high sail]

Ok

I would accept the job i need completed but ok

[high sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/806714809462161478/1053489649089253446/mata.gif

Hmmm
The automated response system needs to be calibrated

[polar lynx]

hope you get pissed on

[pearl wraith]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[simple sage]

platygetzkillz#1716 has been warned

Reason: Capital letters

[polar lynx]

no capital letters please

[high sail]

Is that You outside?
I developed a automated gun system and i need test subject to use it on
I suggest You RUN

[pearl wraith]

are you a wolf supporter?

[polar lynx]

i am his slave

not by choice

[high sail]

Vova vist actually approched me with the idea

He asked me to make a fast shooting, accurate, reliable gun system that needs to be automated and not expose the gunner to enemy fire

So i got to developing

[void kelp]

whats up afterhours en chat

[polar lynx]

dead

[void kelp]

go to the hospital

[polar lynx]

cant im dead

[void kelp]

morgue

[candid cloud]

It has a slur.

[high sail]

Good
You?

[candid cloud]

Even two.

[void kelp]

nm, drinking an energy drink and kratoming at 2am

[high sail]

Oki

[polar lynx]

what are they huh?

[candid cloud]

Google translate for your help, all I can say they are the last two words.

[polar lynx]

fortnite

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/elves-gif-24943874

[candid cloud]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/7bV0mQXF5vAMhIp6lzBktwlBpEPBR3TWUNmIhCMkXZg/https/media.tenor.com/-b0TCoOVKXwAAAPo/elves.mp4

[restive pivot]

damn

another flop

[void kelp]

just got dark and darker

[restive pivot]

Tarkov but medival right?

[void kelp]

I guess yeah? Hardcore dungeony pvpve game. someone mentioned it here the other day and a streamed i watched streamed it tonight thought I would get it

[teal oracle]

Tarkov but medieval?

Sign me up!

[high sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/884051675680231504/1055006025884905482/welcome.mp4

[void kelp]

damn i guess its just a playtest and ends tomorrow kind of don't want to get too invested

been craving a pvpve dungeon multiplayer game was trying to figure out if diablo 2 is still real

[candid cloud]

The memes.

[teal oracle]

No memes 😔

[old stone]

Ironic it says "extra virgin"

[void kelp]

i don't get it

[old stone]

Look at what the oil is made from

[teal oracle]

[old stone]

BattleLars gets it

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/exterminatus-heresy-press-button-gif-14019318

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-exterminatus-explode-gif-16225998

[void kelp]

5:20 am may just stay up all day to reset

[teal oracle]

What

Mf playing real life like a video game

[glass flame]

you gotta be kidding me if you've never done that before

[void kelp]

questionable mental health and insomnia

lol its been everyday the past couple months

[glass flame]

real af

[void kelp]

only video game that I can think of that is similar is disco elysium

which is one of my favorites

[old stone]

I suggest multilayered melatonin.

[void kelp]

Yeah I need to actually lay down I just stay up like an idiot

[high sail]

Lovely lad

[candid cloud]

Guys, try to play WoT.

[cunning quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/965369986698862692/1043310345739059250/005YQfrqly1guglgl126sg607s08p1bw02.gif

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-punching-gif-10194781

[old nymph]

Oj Alija Aljo

[shy narwhal]

It's not like it does actually something for insomnia, if the person stay up late or is incapable of sleeping i doubt it's going to do much at all

[old nymph]

hey man

[shy narwhal]

Heyo

[old nymph]

is insomia the thing where u cant sleep anymore?

[shy narwhal]

Yeah

[old nymph]

btw do you have any type of disorder? or gigachad?

[shy narwhal]

I don't?

What is that question lol

[old nymph]

i am only dude who has ptsd xD

[shy narwhal]

If so, then you should consider going to a psychiatrist

[old nymph]

what would he do? ask me how i wash my hair?

[shy narwhal]

Well, it can help you out a lot, especially with a therapy

[candid cloud]

^

[old nymph]

by asking me? i guess not

[candid cloud]

He asks you questions, he notes them and then tell you smth.

[shy narwhal]

I've worked with people who suffered of psychological disorders

So i know what i am saying

[candid cloud]

Probably.

[high sail]

You wont stop me!

[void kelp]

nooooooooo

[old nymph]

i suffer from flashbacks and mostly that one moment and sometimes i am laughing happy and all and then look like i am death itself

[candid cloud]

Try to stop me from playing WoT.

[old nymph]

Make it wet

[void kelp]

Hell naw

👍

[old nymph]

add a b

wotb

[candid cloud]

I'm playing WoT rn, but ok.

[shy narwhal]

I cannot do anything from here, so you should try seeking help from a professional IRL

[old nymph]

i dont find it useful

just a waste of time and money

[shy narwhal]

It's not a waste of money, it's a professional help that can actually help you out with therapy

[old nymph]

just thinking of it make me feel worse

[shy narwhal]

Whatever then

[old nymph]

No problem man

your job is muting and banning which u failed last time

you know what i mean?

[candid cloud]

For how long you will tell us about this again?

[candid cloud]

True.

[vast girder]

Lmao

Anyone excited for shadow of the zone?

[sharp moss]

About as much as Initial D fans are excited for the next F1 season

[shy narwhal]

No?

[vast girder]

?

[sharp moss]

Il let you decipher what that means

[vast girder]

Ok

[shy narwhal]

Care to explain?

[cinder crag]

@old nymph stop demanding attention on a public discord server and go get professional help

[shy narwhal]

Dude, cool down

[candid cloud]

Yeah, bro, make your coolness to go down.

[cinder crag]

so true

[shy narwhal]

It's not like he's hurting anyone, is he?

[cinder crag]

yes

[sharp moss]

Wrong he's reducing the collective braincell count of this entire server by speaking

[shy narwhal]

Oof

[high sail]

I farted

[old nymph]

ok and?

[candid cloud]

No.

NOOOOO!!!

[cinder crag]

exactly as i said

[old nymph]

but who

[cinder crag]

you

[old nymph]

nah who asked

[polar lynx]

DAMMNNM

[cinder crag]

you

[polar lynx]

💀💀💀💀💀

he got his aas

[old nymph]

♻️ Reduce Reuse Recycle

[cinder crag]

reuce

[old nymph]

🤓

[polar lynx]

reuce

s

[high sail]

When the idiots start arguing

[high sail]

Yes.

[old nymph]

since nobody asked

[cinder crag]

when i kill waifuslayer

[high sail]

Damn 2 idiots replying to my messages

[cinder crag]

damn waifuslayer replying to my message

[lone tusk]

Sup

[old nymph]

says an idiot

[candid cloud]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/967457889516146849/1052149256967962654/blowjob.gif

[high sail]

Hello lad

[cinder crag]

it was a sniper

[high sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/806714809462161478/1053489649089253446/mata.gif

[lone tusk]

How it going?

[high sail]

Pretty good

[teal oracle]

i am in pain

[cinder crag]

why

[lone tusk]

Monolith snipers

[candid cloud]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153801114091521/1009896403851554837/6E5A524B-CD0F-4929-8442-9E1D7E6D9A45.gif

[high sail]

What happend?

[high sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/932550825090375720/977206770307051540/C35A4F97-EC84-4FCC-8D18-087359DC3BB2.gif

[simple sage]

BattleLars#3490 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[high sail]

Actually
Some lads call me bottom too

[candid cloud]

What in actual...

[high sail]

Why is that

[lone tusk]

LoL someone is emojin you text with the emoji of a emoji giving a head on Sherek

[vast girder]

I like being bottom

[candid cloud]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/756307328185270314/1017834436647206922/image0-1-1.gif?width=332&height=480

[teal oracle]

my lips burst open so im bleeding a bit
and my bottom front teeth hurt

[vast girder]

With men, I mean*

[high sail]

Real

[cinder crag]

get a better mouth

[sharp moss]

Here is my new "speechless" reaction image guys, feel free to use 👍💪

[teal oracle]

and i think its swelling a bit

[high sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/588474826105290753/1008098013664776302/364D1F51-B67A-4FA5-83E6-1F32D62B6A78.gif

[old nymph]

y'all are weird i know you guys arent keeping those anime images just for trolling

[high sail]

Can You Tell me why?

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/735819155608961044/1049393017712279572/ezgif-3-636f8c1c8a.gif

[high sail]

Kid named finger

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/crab-gif-26300409

[candid cloud]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/929165654823686165/974906834353782844/image0.gif

[coarse rapids]

wtf is happening

[candid cloud]

Me?

[high sail]

Yes

[sharp moss]

Daily unfunny takeover

[coarse rapids]

we are so over

[old nymph]

[candid cloud]

Tell you what?

[high sail]

My reaction to that info

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153801114091521/1055462177462558790/FcLIcRsX0AEUH4U.png

[coarse rapids]

why is she pressing the meow button

[high sail]

Why am i being called a bottom

[sharp moss]

Nice 💪👍

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/server-cat-sex-server-not-for-sex-gif-18698651

[high sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153801114091521/1055462177462558790/FcLIcRsX0AEUH4U.png

[candid cloud]

Because you like that.

[high sail]

Like what

[high sail]

Me

[cinder crag]

autism

[candid cloud]

Like being called a bottom.

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/for-honor-content-drought-dig-digging-gif-24658106

[old nymph]

its just a cat

[high sail]

I dont like being called that?

[cinder crag]

[old nymph]

a girl told me aw tysm so i blocked her

[candid cloud]

You tell me.

[cinder crag]

aw tysm

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-speech-bubble-gif-25026388

[old nymph]

i spelled it autism

[high sail]

Well i dont
Ok this chat is Goofy

[vast girder]

Aww

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-barrage-jojo-cat-barrage-cat-punched-gif-24254519

[high sail]

MEAT FLUTE FACE CAT
MEAT FLUTE FACE CAT

[simple sage]

Waifuslayer#2781 has been warned

Reason: Capital letters

[sharp moss]

What if i eat his beans

[high sail]

Real

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/tittel-gude-gmod-that-smile-hehe-gif-16590622

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/856275141200707644/1047225601255284756/attachment-2-1-1.gif

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-gif-4628641

[high sail]

Please do bend

[cinder crag]

literally me

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/cursed-cat-me-when-me-when-the-me-when-i-the-cat-cat-gif-26073919

[high sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153801114091521/1055462177462558790/FcLIcRsX0AEUH4U.png

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/ratchet-cat-reply-ratchet-cat-reply-gif-26642730

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/872694502157090827/1027349841870868540/caption.gif

[high sail]

Aww :)

[high sail]

MURDERMURDERMURDER

[simple sage]

Waifuslayer#2781 has been warned

Reason: Capital letters

[high sail]

Wolf You die in army warehouses

[teal oracle]

my mouth is in pain

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/mgs-gif-20736578

[vast girder]

Ibuprofen?

Acetaminophen?

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/blahaj-blahaj-lore-shark-shark-plushie-shark-plush-gif-23049674

[vast girder]

Tylenol?

[high sail]

Blahaj my beloved

[vast girder]

I want one so much

But so does like 4000 other people

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/blahaj-go-spinny-blahaj-blahaj-spin-spin-shark-spin-gif-25670993

https://tenor.com/view/blahaj-i-love-blahaj-gif-23476655

[high sail]

Blahaj is a good lad

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/fail-meme-epic-embed-gif-19473600

[cinder crag]

get a better mouth

[teal oracle]

yes

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-epic-embed-epic-embed-win-discord-discord-gif-gif-23574262

[high sail]

Stop sucking my balls hoe! Dayum!

[cinder crag]

what

[high sail]

L

[candid cloud]

Chat is horny.

[high sail]

what

[high sail]

Nope just trolling

[cinder crag]

so true

[high sail]

Real

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/proof-pro-proo-cat-laptop-gif-22485700

[cinder crag]

haha yeah guys im definitely trolling

[candid cloud]

Okay, you good.

[teal oracle]

wdym delak aint here

[high sail]

I uh uhhhhhhhhhh
Alligator

[candid cloud]

Denied, get lost.

[high sail]

NOOOOO

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1015091429460152372/1052836465115148298/A2E52070-68DC-43D5-AC75-04717B775FD2.gif

[tiny dew]

WHY, why I have to download 800 mb of funking drivers...

What I need is 150 mb tops

[high sail]

Ok guy bazooka

[high sail]

Unrealistic
They will take the door too

[high sail]

https://youtu.be/brWqF-N9bJg

https://youtu.be/XLJMgoPdhS0

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/but-heres-the-jumper-jumping-cat-cat-jumping-cat-jumping-gif-26303004

https://tenor.com/view/but-heres-the-skater-cat-gif-26632545

[shy narwhal]

Are you really complaining that we did not banned you?

[sharp moss]

Please stop posting sir my hate for humanity only increases the more you post

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/909496314495127592/988908103858811010/Lootbug.gif

[high sail]

https://youtu.be/7ZVNRXBSQNE

[high sail]

Ok guy

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/elves-gif-24943874

[high sail]

https://tenor.com/view/elves-gif-24943874

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/890309974675316786/947927612087496804/Skill_Issue.gif

[tiny dew]

Why the f part of the program is in russian?

[sharp moss]

what?

[high sail]

Damn that's crazy
No hoes asked doe

[shy narwhal]

Didn't meant to ping you

[shy narwhal]

Wrong reply lol

[tiny dew]

@old nymph ПЕТРУХАААААААААА

[simple sage]

Krezzin#7223 has been warned

Reason: Capital letters

[high sail]

L

[tiny dew]

Пе-тру-ха

[high sail]

Uh huh

[tiny dew]

Пе-тру-ха-ха

[tiny dew]

Pipe down, man

Let Петруха fill you in, man

[high sail]

Who

[tiny dew]

Разруха, Петруха's cousin

Петруха has another cousin, Брохуха

[high sail]

I dont speak le funny

[tiny dew]

Брохуха, on another side, has contacts with Niko Bellic whose brother, Roman Bellic is known to be bowling star

You feel me?

[high sail]

Ye

[tiny dew]

Hey

Gimme mod making rights and I can make the best story mod ever

[high sail]

Yea

[tiny dew]

I kid you not

Krezzin the Schizzin, Modmaker of the Year

[high sail]

Fart cannon

[sharp moss]

Still not one person knows what you're talking about

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/199584961785888768/882112078461149214/1630288263958.gif

[sharp moss]

Daily reminder that the Mazda FD3S was the peak of car engineering and we will never get something similar to it

[shy narwhal]

@sharp moss you are lucky you did not played all of Goldsphere

The CNPP is a mess

Like, whoever made it is a sadistic person who likes to place anomalies like goddamn walls

[sharp moss]

Excessive anomaly placement is a thing since Cordon tho so yea

[shy narwhal]

You don't know the CNPP

It's nothing compared to Garbage

Believe me

It's just, stupid

[sharp moss]

Is there anything else there like mutants or humans constantly attacking you?

[shy narwhal]

There's a blowout every 1 minute and you have to find one of the premade shelters everytime

And it's not only that

You will have to look for bodies to get some codes

And then one agent is still alive and you will have to follow him till the part where you started (you cannot kill him)

I was like "cmon, die already i don't care about you, give me the code and die"

Walking simulator trying to avoid anomalies that constantly moves and tries to attack you, while you are forced to wear a SP-99 with limited stamina and every 1 minute and half there will be an emission and pray there is a shelter nearby

All of that if that ONE NPC will not get stuck

(It did)

[sharp moss]

You sure you didn't miss equipment or something to help with the emissions?

[shy narwhal]

there's an artifact

but the creator is so smart that he decided to make a goddamn wall of vortigo anomalies

so you can't get the artifact unless you have some teleport artifact

[hushed condor]

Thank you Wizard Lemmiwink

[shy narwhal]

and you are forced to wear an SP-99, even if you have an exoscheleton or such, i had the Ratslayer suit which granted me infinite stamina but i can't use it

I spent 30 minutes trying to get to that artifact

[hushed condor]

Good Morning guys

What are we talking bout

[sharp moss]

Did you ever go to the Perimeter area?

[shy narwhal]

Wdym?

[sharp moss]

The map next to Cordon

[shy narwhal]

what about it

[sharp moss]

Did you ever go to it? There's a lot of quests and items there that perhaps could help you with late game stuff

[shy narwhal]

the outskirt?

[sharp moss]

Yea idk what it's called in GS but basically the map to the right of Cordon

[shy narwhal]

no i did not

i was planning to but i wanted to do the main

but that doesn't change anything at all

about the CNPP thing

There's little to do about that if the NPC gets stuck

[sharp moss]

That is still a problem yes but you do get stuff like the artifacts that helps teleport you ahead

[shy narwhal]

BRUH

Can't i use a T-Suit?

Or something (i don't have one either way)

well, off to the trash bin the mod goes

[sharp moss]

I know this cause when i was trying to get the 3rd part of the pathfinder artifact one of the guys asked me if i had the teleport ability

[sharp moss]

Dunno how it works so i can't help

[shy narwhal]

The story is good

but the gameplay

Jesus Christ

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/second-graders-final-stand-pitbull-named-precious-gif-16344759

[shy narwhal]

The gamplay of GS and the map design is like 10000 times worse than LA

[sharp moss]

It just requires more patience i guess since you can't just kill the things bothering you

[shy narwhal]

At least LA doesn't make the character have a seizure everytime it gets shot

[shy narwhal]

the issue is that the developer doesn't give any other pathways to clear some stuff

If you think outside the box is not possible

You are forced to have something that is at almost the beginning of the game and if you don't have it you are done

It's stupid

[high sail]

Precious

[sharp moss]

Idk if that's a thing with soc based mods or just russian mods in general

You can't skip ahead on objectives like you could in COP

[high sail]

Tf2 ost hits hard

[shy narwhal]

I am talking about map design

[shy narwhal]

how am i supposed to get that artifact in the CNPP if i need the teleportation which i don't have

there's not even a pathway that can lead to that artifact

it's just a goddamn square wall of vertigo anomalies

[sharp moss]

I know

[sharp moss]

Map design ties in with the objectives

[tiny dew]

Woo-darn-hoo

100 hrer

[candid cloud]

My balls...

[vast girder]

God don't remind me

It pretty much ruined the experience

[vernal loom]

b-brother?

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-we-one-gif-18212100

[high sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/884051675680231504/1040022639013544016/yoda_defeat.mov

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/884051675680231504/1040023420596928522/Muhammad_Sumbul_Edit_HD.mp4

[pearl wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-verne-over-the-hedge-turtle-disbelief-gif-24744867

[coarse rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/765596631617765408/1055504913922269274/Croissant.mp4

[void kelp]

Nice try

[tiny dew]

I'ma beat your ass

New challenge: 205 hours

[void kelp]

My man i didnt even touch CS since jun

And i beat u like that LMFAOOO

[tiny dew]

https://tenor.com/view/camp-nowhere-christopher-lloyd-smart-act-stupid-advice-gif-18470735

[void kelp]

[pearl wraith]

I agree heavily with this

I act stupid so often that sometimes I forget I'm actually smart

[tiny dew]

[tiny dew]

Nimble, are you fan of Wimbledon?

[void kelp]

i am actually not into ANY kind of series/film

[tiny dew]

FC Wimbledon, son

You act stupid here, act smart

[high sail]

Act on my balls

[tiny dew]

Blow the whistle, baby

DJ Aligator!

[shy narwhal]

yeah

[carmine forge]

best part of the game

[shy narwhal]

@carmine forge what NPC interactions can u do?

[shy narwhal]

did you even went through the CNPP?

[carmine forge]

2 steps ahead of you

[carmine forge]

Yes. On Master. With 0 armor

[vast girder]

My maybe first 4 tries were ruined by the apc by the gate and Military coming through the back

[vast girder]

Doubt

Chad's don't brag

[carmine forge]

Who said I was bragging

[shy narwhal]

You are lying, you cannot go in the CNPP with 0 armor

[carmine forge]

Yes but you can break it to dust along the way

[high sail]

Bullshit! You are lying!

[carmine forge]

Let the Zone take me if I am.

[high sail]

Put it here.

[vast girder]

I hate how I didn't even really get to use the gauss rifle until the Sarchophagus

[coarse rapids]

mhe

the sarcophagus funnels you into corner snipping

[high sail]

I found it in pripyat in my second run

[carmine forge]

Never got used to the gauss rifle until CoP

[coarse rapids]

its p bad

[shy narwhal]

that's not true

[vast girder]

Yeah

[carmine forge]

Unfortunately it is

[vast girder]

Sarcophagus was rough

I admit to being lost for about an hour

[shy narwhal]

I am talking about Goldsphere, y'know that right?

[high sail]

Id Simply just talks to the Voice in my head when i enter the sarcophagus

[vast girder]

Uhh, wtf is that

[shy narwhal]

lmfao

SoC CNPP is easy as hell

[carmine forge]

Oh

[high sail]

Some nerd soc mod i think

[shy narwhal]

i was talking about Goldsphere

[vast girder]

I'm just bad

[carmine forge]

I though you were talking about CS

[high sail]

First run?

[shy narwhal]

I am talking about how bad Goldsphere CNPP is, it's bullshit

[high sail]

L + cope