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I blocked Wolf as well
Guys, I made merchant mad.
@lone tusk im making you a gift
and written in in english+french+arabic+russian+ukrainian
but not written in urdu
The owner of bot:
cuz wont
You can't cause Wolf's your chief
from where can i get a vss and exo? in soc
He needs Ass and Exo....
imagine
not fang exo and i didnt find the vss stash this time in x16
get the strelok ak instead 
i got friar an
Petruha asking from where he can obtain Ass and Exo.... I so wish I never seen that
and sniper m4 and balanced enfield and lighten enfield
What about the devil?
i mug baddies
And librarian behind him?
That is what happened when a freedomer fvcks a zone mutated pig

Me, who played the metro 2033: Dude, wtf is wrong with you?
Lets drop a nuke in a metro station and call it metro 2033 VR
Me who read the book: get out the librarian, NO HEAR THE MUTANT NOOOO
The mutant, which moves when you are not watching at him: You know, your words are funny.
Or staring.
He is Anarphobic
Petruha isnt happy thats all
arachnophilic
Petruha seem not in the right mood
russian literature has some pretty brutal parts, like the disturbing messages from whe and the crow falling into witcher's broth at the roadside picnic, the homie with his guts out listening to the mutant in the metro book was too disturbing
Also, the metro games are great
and will only be happy and thankful in a grave where he dont need to pay rent or bills or buy food or work or be disturbed
Petruha wants to end his path
Sinze its vacation in the next day i will sabotage school
What shall i start with? teachers chairs and desks? windows? doors?
Drop a note on the entrance saying: Anyone who been in the car parking is target of potential extermination.
Wtf 
I am serious
a lil bit of trolling
Wreck havoc in the toilets
No, break the pipes
We broke the toilet door and the toilet it self
Break the pipes and let the leakage do its thang
we did when they were replacing the toilet
Booby Traps 
I am gonna turn this class into a japanese swamp in ww2
whats the easiest thing in earth as a hobby? lock picking
Dunno
but sounds kinda gay sometimes due to my insane homophobia
Staring at the neighbour lady with binoculars?
No i dont play anomaly
Petruha, I ❤️ you. No homo.
Thanks brother
yeah no house for me man
with who do you live?
Albanian or soviet?
You beaten his ass when he drunk? Kick his butter out of your place.
its his place
Albanian's banned here
Ouchie
Yes, do not touch alcohole, you suffer even more
Petruha. Master beater.
He beats your ass so hard you start hearing medieval japanese chants
i found him having bunny hopping with a girl 'i wanted to play stlalker'
Playing cs 1.6 with 0 gravity and bhop script and 999ms= russian dashcams
and god lets not talk about india
No joke, I thinki we should have easter egg game playable within the PDA itself
Even so its a bad one
Cheeki Breeki Bandit Worm Adventure
Make the PDA battery 6000 mAh, endless gaming
anyways
Sane ways
who is your favorite hide and seek champion? @tiny dew
Mine is Osama Bin Laden highest record 2001-2011
Alodf Hiler he is still hiding till today
https://www.moddb.com/members/sylky/images/cock#imagebox
@old nymph @void kelp @umbral dagger @valid jay @carmine forge @coarse rapids YOU GUYS NEED TO SEE THIS, MADE BY @cinder crag featuring hd models
Only for Nintendo 3DS
Cøck the image
COCK
Reason: Capital letters
Yes 
COCK+

Cockerspaniel
okay i will make a CoCk: EXTENDED as addon for yours
what about COCK-
Looks great, it will ad more 30cm to the game 
Cock extension?

How about cock fights?
CoCk: ERECTED
Wow thats the DLC
yeah guys krezzin is scared of cock you heard it here first
me
Scary cocks tend to be loud
Cock
guys why is the marked one only in stalker shadow of chernobyl he is like the BEST charatcer
better than that strelok guy

Marked one is Strelok is Marked one
wrong
Strelok, Champion of Existence
marked one is the best stalker character
2 hoes
Who's the dominant figure? @Waifu
mercenary scar second best character
Dicktyarev third best character
This begins to look like triple-A adult movie

Yes. You. Never. Seen. Me. Saying. This. Ever. Never, never. Ever.
I find it funny how mercenary scar is the only actually silence protagonist in stalker
He scar(ed)
Scared that when he says something nobody will like, he's gone
Hence Scar's scarce
Scar being scarce equals science
Pipe down, man. I filled you in @feral fable @old nymph knows
me when they didn't use wolf's model from soc in cs
i am the best
Reason: Capital letters
Brohuhm!
da hell?
Bro-HUH!
@tiny dew this is you fatty
silence
Me, 110 years old, circa 2087
2077
I refuse to accept 2077
Risk of what?
ror1 remake
Cyberpunker 2077
hype
HyPENDING
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What about it?
what do you guys think of stalker soup mods
lol do turks not have access to wikipedia, why wouldn't they edit it
I am purchasing a PBF. Will I get more asbestosis or am I pretty much already screwed?
why
Because it's 2078 already
what do you think it's a reddit meme they always make up shit
like african military helmets in a meme actually being paintball helmets
I literally hate reddit memes because if it's something about a news article it's probably fake
Do lie about things
Do lie about your financial status
That's how you get Karma
Do lie about things in your meme that can get instantly proved wrong
You're top steal, son
Amazing!
who do you want murked here?
Average narcissist
Your average Bulgarian
they pattin him down
Hairy Potter?!???!?!?!???
is it illegal to live in the desert and shoot vultures out of the sky and force feed the meat to scorpions
narcissist

but no, it was not you
Narcossist
I honestly forgot you existed for a bit

I feel threatened
holy shit a step dad lobster or whatever that thing is
I've noticed something.....
mhm?
in soc you're 5'11 while everyone is 6'0
Reason: Bad word usage
i was bored and this idea was floating around in my mind so i figured why not
lol I played it
it looks ass
it's acutally minecraft you dense bastard
sthu
eh it's okay
LOL
I rather stalker tho
WTH IS THAT THING
Reason: Capital letters
HOLY SHIT I WAS WRONG
Reason: Capital letters
BRO WTF IS THAT THING
Reason: Capital letters
REALISTIC MINECRAFT SKIN
Reason: Capital letters
😭
it's actually pretty good besides the mid level loners camping low level areas
(I chose bandit 😭)
choose freedom next tim
you can only choose bandits and loners and join factions like that later on ingame
"trust bro I swear it's good"
it is good tho
I don't believe it
try it.
and I also don't wanna download it it scares me
Reason: Capital letters
I can't take this game seriously
Reason: Bad word usage
I literally can't do htis anymore
this is gross
you're just wrong merc
Reason: Capital letters
lol get trolled
Chat went from actually interesting to critical danger
like it's mainly talking shit about loners in bandit chat or just people who don't speak english
some of the voicelines for bandits sound goofy tho
You don't tlk shit about us Loners at 4 am
Reason: Capital letters
Brohuhmmm
WHO DELETED THAT MESSAGE 💀
Reason: Capital letters

it was the guy with the pete the cat pfp
Oliver got... sacked
sure
1106435272
what
thats my friend code on steam
Doesn't want to reveal his true identity
excuse me I know my own name and adress
Reason: Capital letters
Sigh
canadian*
Can of indian?
who 😔
me
What sort of bs is that
w
same
same
Mexitcans?
Mexitcans!
it's iroquoian for village or settlement
we're first world (we're apart of nato)
it's actually the commies
commies are second world
and third world is unaligned to those two single groups
Okay if so, what world are the boomers?
first world
4th?
2nd
me
Nooo they are NOT commies
the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd world explanation is outdated as hell
2nd has been reserved for commies, you dimwit
I hate france and britain
i usually give 2nd to all dictatorships
go to Montréal
You can't hate Britain cause it's literally the country brain originates from
Our precious thinking machines
I will nuke all of quebec
I will destroy the big human brain in the center of britain
quebec can wait for their death it's britain first
Is this stalker 3?
Brain Scorcher in danger
here comes the asshole
why is the albanian in the english chat LOL
Stalker 2 Sylky's Story DLC
Shut up braindead
literally f*ck off bro
yes
no one cares abt your opinion
Piss off, you trolls
Yeah, looks great
for backstory this guy is mad that I like stalker anomaly's story so he just spammed "copium machine" and then cried
I never played anomaly before but I can understand why people like it
The little bitc* is mad ?
the story is ok but he's just mad bc he's a staunch supporter of the trilogy and hates anything that isn't gsc gameworld
don't tell him about STALKER mods
closest to non gsc he will do is make a dogshit remstaer of pripyat
kkkkkkkkkk the guy got pissed because i mocked his precious anomaly, wake up for life child
he's fine with mods but just the spinoff type games
I was really nice for like 90% of the argument but you kept spamming "copium" so I got pissed and muted the gc
Reason: Bad word usage
Dude i just say copium bc i thinks you are also joking, but if you are a little bitc* that will get sad with everything and its not ready for the internet, than my bad for thinking that you are a normal person
😨
yahhahaha
when wolf gets angry :😠 🤬
🔫 🔪
yo btw my game taking forever
that's how tit work
Kill
block game has lots of epicness
too epic 😱
dear god
for a god damn minecraft stalker agme
Rotund
overfeeding your animals to make them fat has to be illegal
it's actual animal abuse
Chunk boy 
what is going on in here
not a good thing dog's are never fat in the wild for good reason
Reason: Bad word usage
Someone needs to talk that to noah
and so were humans
we are sh*tposting
and all animals
😋
besides those obesefucks known as hippos
I agreed that too, but how about chunk pseudodogs?

shoot it
it's in too much pain
Than you're a dutyer
we should make the pseudogiants chunkier
Join now
if you mean muscle DO NOT
😈 more
OH GOD NOO!!
controllers being some of the worst and hardest to kill mutants in the zone
my 12g sawed off shotgun I got 10 minutes ago:
if you're close and have a shotgun they're easy
usually they aren't close
also I feel like they buffed pseudogiants in call of pripyat
and for me it takes like 4 shells to kill them
how do you download cop
the farthest away I fought a controller was the first time you fight one in soc
pretty sure you're supposed to run away from that guy
but besides that I charge them and it isn't that bad
it's a long hallway with basically 0 things to take his eyes off you
I stabbed him to death after dying too manytims
I died once and went "f*ck it" then ran down the hallway up the stairs just to deal with military assholes
because controllers do not have melee in soc
lol..... virgin mindset....
if it attacks me I KILL IT!!!
it tried but I broke contact bc it's a curved hallway
or if it's a mutant in metro I kill it
cough cough me destroying all the librarians in metro 2033
am I the only one that charged the military guys in that area with a knife and came out without a scratch
misery when
imagine not killing your first chimera in call of pripyat with 2 grenades
I would but the dogs literally sk'd me
lol...
no thats
I got cop confused with sumn else
I don't play cop so I wouldn't know
I got it mixed with coc
cock......
shut.
gross!!
got banned from the callmecarson discord
true
do you think I'd get in trouble if I posted the instructions to make nuclear fission

The bandit after foolishly thinking i died on that room and advancing (i was just merely reloading my UMP-45)
Dm it to me
loads viper with malicious intent
instructions aren't illegal for the most part, although encouraging people to make it or making it yourself without the proper authorization is
should I post?
where'd you even found these
ok that doesn't even surprise me anymore
specifically UB (Undefined Borders)
roblox yugoslav war game
roblox discord servers are the worst
yeah
i suggest you stay away from those if you don't want brain rot
they have the cringiest stuff that puts 12 years old you to shame
I had to put on a fake personality and act like I wasn't gay just to fit in there
mad annoying, everyone was an ass
only stayed for the sick ass edits and the community was actually pretty ok
though the owner was an ass
hi
this server is full of teenagers too
(me)
but at least they're under control
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
Reason: Capital letters
they didnt warn him for swears only caps 😭
average freedomer
why am i laughing at edgy memes today damn'
mfw the freedom player tries to rape the female stalkers in the mod he downloaded
least horny freedomer
REALYL
REALLY
bro don't be edgy
i think that might just be the first time ive seen mods pinged in general
chatting while stoned af isn't good for your health
really
rely
isn't hard just don't be an edgy 12yo
it might just be the end of the line for sack 😔
puberty makes you do the weirdest thing, hormone i guess
sometimes i do cringy things without even knowing it
this is like baby-tier edge, first day on the internet?
NOO
don't search "socket" on rule34.xxx
I will search "socket" on rule34.xxx
ARE YOU FR
Reason: Capital letters
sack just don't be edgy
whats even happening
pls bro'
I don't get it, its just porn
sack sent a gif with the n word in it and just being edgy
why'd you tell him whyyy
waow so edgy
wtf why did you delete my mp4 was it against the rules and I wasn't aware
and he's talking about rape
yeah
bro expects us to laugh at his "haha funny rape joke"
alright freedomer terminated
return to normal activities citizens
they shot like 4 of our guys for no reason
they're friendly but when stoned they act like literal children
maxson my beloved
even if they aren't stoned they still act like asses, canonically freedom shot at like 4 of our guys so we got a squad to raid their base
shut up it's hilarious
gakster 😍
maxwell has always been its name
titan maxwell
is its real name tho
and if so, how was I supposed to know that
its the name of the original image yes
that doesnt answer my question
erm actually it all came from dingus, do your research right u pleb
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2874462324
actually the trend of naming cats came from floppa vs bingus
WHAT
ive been beaten
@lone tusk
literally me
pov I went to the local 7/11
maybe
It got HD MODELS
does it have hd guns
Of course
is there an easier way than going to some sketch chinese website
Here
3-Arsenal overhaul
2-Atmosfear
1-Absolutely nature
4- coc hd moxels
ok
I can't upload cop, that would be piracy, and by legal means I don't do that (LOL)
dms
Okay
average stalker player
UNinvolved in peace
say the line tampicjak!
I think hollywood fx broke
Tf
I shot someone and black boxes came out
Did you download cs source
Do you have all the parts of HL2 downloaded
💀
oh ik
I forgot to add the core file of hfx
I only added the realisticfx option and the BaS compatability patch
Bruh
Hello
stalker anomaly
you need cs source for a stalker mod?
I think I have source downlaoded
err it was a question
I had to download a cs source port for garys mod one time
and a hl2 texture port
or not hl2, hl1
wth are you high gmod is a source game
you're saying you need CSS for a stalker mod?
no
@queen moat said you need to
bc he was joking
lol okay yeah there we go
or dumb
I can't tell tbh
get wifi anywhere you go
just read that part of the convo and was confused and thought it was a stalker source mod
ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

Man you gotta
Otherwise you be missing textures
what would the texture of that part of a paw be like?
probably wouldnt taste good
yeah
yeah too soft
wouldnt chew nice
at least smell ok
so I downloaded a dynamic mutants mod and I just found this old ass lady, idk what she does but I shot her and the poltergeist next to her
what do yall think she does
I'm looking through the mutant list and she doesn't show up so
I thought the zone was only for incels
wym?
only men allowed
hip exists
I mean she did get raped by freedom but ignore that
ah she's in anomaly never played
but makes sense the mod turned up the incel vibes with the only female in the zone
yeah
there should be genders in the zone ngl
since it's ukraine I can see women going there
bc women are more equal/independant
Yes women go to places when they're allowed to..
bro if this game took place in the US it would make sense that it's only men
no woman wants to go there because women are girly girls but girls in ukraine and europe in general are more independant and not pussies
hey i get that the average slav fem could beat up a american man but jokes aside we do have women in the military and i've done all sorts of "hard" things with women, not a good attitude
even if women are not as equal in eastern europe, women definitely are more hard working and independant
lol wth we call these generalizations
I know ladies here that have done "harder" things than the average person anywhere it doesn't matter
the women of the US are gold digging and stealing a mans child just to feed off of his child support meanwhile women in eastern europe are not doing that and probably being less ignorant I'd hope
and I know it seems mad sexist but not all are like this, I've seen some here that aren't bad but god damn the amount of girls I've heard say they do all these are crazy
okay you're a piece of shit and you cant reason with stupidity and you cant base your experience from what you look at twitter
that's called being stupid and ignorant
I literally walk by girls in school and they talk about gold digging off of a guy
they all do it here
okay you're 12 and most likely incel
and I don't even have twitter
well I have a bf and that's just how my area is in that case
ah yes, an incel
I don't hate the women of the US because I haven't been everywhere to know, but in my area girls are not very nice or trustworthy
bro the ladies im friends with and ive dated will do things you'll never be able to do
it's because I live in washington probably
a lot of the women here are gold diggers
this state is ass and the rest of the US knows that
I'm more of a quiet kid in school so sometimes I'll just be chilling and hear over a convo of some group of girls and I always hear something about homie hopping or just using people
maybe it's just my school, maybe it's just my town, maybe it's just a few of them, I've just heard it so much that I can't even tell anymore
to fix my sleep schedule i should keep drinking at energy drink at 2 right
just watched this and got excited https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9n9SXzhhVA yall probably know most of it
Hello stalkers, in this report we will recap all the known information about S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 that has been shared by GSC.
Sources:
Official Website: https://www.stalker2.com
Official YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/GSCGameWorldOfficial
Official Discord: https://discord.com/invite/stalker
PC Gamer Magazine: I can't share the article...
Sup strangers
I dont even friend women, not cause hate
I got every possible source game there is, all half life mods plus games, only thing i dont have are the umm, "them mods", if you know you know
Fancy survival food for the Zone:
Spam Wellington
This is how you kill a chat.
hi, boys!
Heya, Ralseiboy.
DId someone deleted my comment
you probably swore on it
no swear allowed
I asked why no one interest in military faction
if you look at duty, freedom, monolith, loners...
Bc no one cares
I know that
the Military isn't even a stalker faction,it's the Ukrainian Military
What about military stalkers?
You ever seen one?
Well its in the plot game
you read it in the encyclopedia but that's all
Military stalkers are loners with ties to he military they aren't a faction
Its not because you didnt see them, that they didnt exist
They aren't even a clan
In original Stalker games, so called "Military" guys are more like an armed police, also they are corrupted as hell

Sosig
They're gov workers of course their pay is crap
Duty was created by former military
At least it's stable tho
don't sugarcoat it,it was created by deserters
Why they deserted, i just forgot it.
I like Duty, they only problem is shooting people who smokes weed
Like, who else would stay sane in the zone without some sh**
and of course... females.
women don't exist silly Military-man
Gov propaganda to dissuade ppl from entering the zone they are
A psy-op if you will
You overthink things,you will lose if you start thinking about that stuff,it's best to not even start the talk or the end won't be pretty
So far all mentions of women in the zone were exclusively halucinations
focus on different things
Discussions about zone and women often lead to overthinking and if you start talking truthfully about them you already lost
Damned if you do damned if you don't
The best play is not play,don't touch it,don't think it
Oh ok then sorry then?
flesh out the factions more,focus on the monolith,dive deeper into the supernatural of the zone
Why are you apologizing you did nothing wrong?
Lmao
Just a little?
Somebody else started to play the first stalker, around 2006?
Yeah, just a "little"
Since that day i never got tired of this game
The best present my brother could give to me.
My father.
wasn't it released in 2007?
You right. My mind miscalculated.
Already did.
Bloodsuckers bloodsuckers exist no need for women you horny shets
B-but my tall tomboy gf
I Am the one who stolen the military nuke i knew i would need it for something like that
Gone
hello chat
hi
Hey.
New wallpaper (stolen art)
Kek lmao wtf is the guy in the middle
I think that's supposed to be a depiction of "woman" anomaly
Very scary
Damn
Fr
Monolithian breeding pens
go ahead nig build a pc with 4090ti for free then
Thats all
also dont you know how to read "256gb ssd"?i literally put it
a 256gb ssd should be around 30-40 I'd say?I think Im lowballin tho
we did see them, in the cordon bridge when you come back to the cordon from dark valley raid, those were military stalkers right? not regular military? we also see them in cn pee pee.
I dont think so bro
i think it's because they got left behind.
nah those skat armour wearing dudes? those were military stalkers
not regular ukranian military nor spetznatz
spets... nats? spetnatz? how do you say it?
in any case
Military Stalkers are simply stalkers with ties inside the military that can do jobs for them as guides or delivering stuff
nothing more nothing less,they arent a faction and not a clan
Spetnaz
yep I don't disagree with that
You don't need to follow trends to enjoy gaming, you drugface
Even with 1660 ti, you are golden
mhe
i have geforce 730 and i'm gaming.
you could probs get better bang for your buck
I give my own GPU as an example ^
i see i see
COUGHS IN HD2000
Nimble must be in the RTX realm




I can send you my 1030 I think
shipping would probs cost just as much as the card itself

much more
any one?
It will have built in anti piracy since you can’t run it with most Russian hardware


Joke of the Year 2022!
i actually had a HD5650,burned 🥹
never checked idk
That silicon isn’t worth much
The flag ship often goes for as low as 60 dollars
I have 2
5970s
its not as simple as this at here my man we have hyperinflation
man all money i get for week is 2.5 Euros
10 euros for month
Bruh
also my laptop is too old,doesnt worth to spend anymore
i will just buy a new if i can
i actually have lunch in home since school is close to home,but i cant buy anything i want if i want to save anything
plus,d*rjeeling is cring

I watched show once like 4 years ago I don’t really remember
Just ptsd emote

The leader boards are not safe from me
Mate got back to me yesterday said he got new life into my abit board
I knew that boi was still kicking he left off the heat of life
Now what I wanna do is use the funny tumor on top of that cpu to smash every single world record on the leader board

As all the current standing records for that cpu do not even use it for they can not get it 
Lul
You are a slave, quit the job
Toss the shit to your useless boss and let himself work the position
unlike you think
weekly pocketmoney i get from my parents
1917, as World War I rages on, two brothers will fight to survive the trenches and find each other again. Their paths will cross with new Valiant Hearts who will share the joy of reuniting and the horror of the Western Front – all desperate to find their way home.
Valiant Hearts: Coming Home coming soon exclusively to Netflix Games.
SUBSCR...
REAL?
REAL
NO F WAY.
Yeah.
I didn't know Netflix did videogame trailers
Never played it
Will cry if i do
Even "The Great War"?
Play it.
no
Yes.
U expected Netflop not to cash on comic series?
Another comic series basically
Odesa with one s
kill them
Reason: Bad word usage
kill your parents
Sell theme to monolith
Ahahaha
stalkers i think petruha has the big sad
Why
Forget it anyways rate the great depression computer
X lab computers are better than this
when i turn on this thing it start to make tractor noises
i think the chinese sold me a ukrainian pc
damn bro what x lab are you in


