#💬┃en_offtop
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What do you mean?
whyyy
Because you are one of my best internet friends, broh
i think time zones are too different for that
I can make time
like you said,nitro would be good for upping your fuel efficiency
I'll be up till morning light comes if I have to but by golly we'll do it
I have the entire day free so its not like I lack time
3:40 for me
its 00:40 here
That's pretty early
No sleep is bad for you though :(
I need to reset my sleep schedule been a vampire lately
Also, heavy sleeper moment
when are you gonna snooze man
You have to snooze, man!
i'm at my worst rn don't think it can go any lower 
Think I need to stay up and not going to sleep to tomorrow night to reset
wo man
idk today at 20:00/22:00
But if you sleep you get to be at your best
yeee
that's not what i mean
top I'll annoy you in 9 hours to play then
Been going to bed at 8am on average pretty bad
gotta keep you awake
that'll be somewhere around 12:00 for me, and i think i'll be able to use mic
nice
nice
Triple nice
Imma go now fr this time,good night and good luck

No way, I have to get up at 3:00 for STOC gaming 
we finally find out what tampico porn is
Oh hey Jack, how did the experiment with the blu ray drives?
I did
It turns out not only does it work
I cut my time to install windows down by over 70 percent
Heck yah brother
Now I just need to get a pin mod to work lol
I really have no idea
Why are you replying to an 8 day old message?
better late than never
that was from so long ago 
also happy birthday @vernal loom
oh
Thanks shawty
does asuka and shinji not like movies
AI art by me
I do this
builds character
I am clumsy and manage to burn myself too often with my woodstove
Ha imagine not having built up a resistance to heat
wood heated house?
My hands have been burned many times
yeah
based
My best burn is from when the oven attacked
It's normal where I live
i never find that many people who also heat their house via woodstove
but yeah woodstoves are cool and also a pain but I do like them
ive only ever burnt myself on it once
it was when i was 10 and it was entirely voluntary
I'm just clumsy and my door is small so sometimes I burn my hands
my hands were numb from the cold so i thought i could heat them up without feeling pain by touching the woodstove
I think my worst burn was when I caught my hair on fire during welding
It's actually a really well made custom woodstove from some artisan old guy hippie back to the lander type that I got but yeah the door is small for how huge it is and i dumb
just a tiny tuft was sticking out under the cap
but I think the worst burn I've ever seen was when my friend accidentally bumped the exhause pipe on his go cart
instant 3rd degree burn
wdym exhaust pipe
wdym wdym exhaust pipe
the pipe that exhaust comes out, perhaps?
oh im dumb yeah i was thinking he bumped an exhaust pipe of a car on a go cart didn't even realize a go cart had an exhaust pipe
it's been a minute since I thought about go carts
Good morning lads
Yo bro another nimble 🤨🤨🤨🤨
Huh
hey Im new to the stalker game
Hoşgeldin kardeşim
is there a multiplayer version or something like that?
Mp section is already in the game.
Clear Sky has a online mode which is actually working
Yeah
Every game does.
Also cop
Crazy how SoC have multiplayer
What 
What.
isnt mp only in cs
SoC has multiplayer.
WHAT DA HELLLL
Reason: Capital letters
It's in Cop as well
And CoP as well.
wat is stalker anomaly same thing?
Wtf
Uhh, no.
No,a fan made game mode
Anomaly - no.
That's just a singleplayer
Not multiplayer
If you're willing to play an open world multiplayer try Stalkcraft
is multiplayer in stalker like deathmatch or open world
Vanilla Stalker has TDM
only TDM
Tdm, dm, ctf.
Wait do they really have CTF? I thought it was just TDM
Yeah.
Stalkcraft
is that the blocky mineecraft thing
But the flag is anomaly/artifact, which randomly spawns on the map.
That sounds bizarre
Also Faker guess what
Overkill screwed up and the Christmas update is bugged, you can't unlock the new perk deck even if you have the side job done
And Copycat is kinda broken
You can mix others perk deck into one which is crazy
You don't need to buy the character pack DLC anymore when you have Copycat, it can let you mimick other perks decks @candid cloud

Hello there and welcome!
Nothing changes, the same old overkill.
I mean they completely bugged the update, you can get the rewards but not the perk deck
Actually
I cant send this anymore
Reason: Bad word usage
Wolf You die by campfire
Facts
Yeah but your dad
🫂
Sup
Hello luv
Hello
Wassup
Nothing much
Ah i see
Thanks luv

I guess I'm not gonna get the 70th level.
Not a femboy so not cute
he wishes he was a femboy
Waifuslayer? Yeah, he does.
I am one
Real
@valid jay you up?
Hello
Hey there.
ATTENTION STALKERS,AN EMISSION IS APPROCHING,FIND COVER IMMEDIATLY!
Reason: Capital letters
Reason: Capital letters
Hello
be a dad of yourself like me
wait no dont you will get called clown son
you visit x8 only in cop
Stop it. It's not a perfect time to joke about my parents.
Do you know where I live?
uganda?
Ukraine.
ooh shi
sorry man
i never got to experience that love of parents sorry for my humor get used to it man
but hey we are your brothers too
No man like I had in my dreams that there will be a war and the queen will die
And I have a feeling that there will be nuclear war
Whaaaa
It's scary ngl
i farted
i had a dream i took a flight with makarov in mw2 instead of shooting people
to spain
Without s
See y'all later stalkers
cuz i did sleep in a train in the game
Trying to get bandits out of agroprom
L
i fell asleep 
youre not gonna hold up
wanna go?
yeah but in like twenty minutes, i need to get out of the bed
Im here the whole day don worry
Typical
I swear to God, it was the somebody's else math test.
I once did actually take a math test I wasn't supposed to take
💀
True but as evidence(I won) shows, I clearly suck less by a significant margin.
Never forget the double tower sacrifice||(NOT a 9/11 joke)||
tbh after that move I thought I was destined to win and became a bit reckless
which almost led me to losing
I love lean
a very good evening tyo you
It's Maxwell Monday
Thanks, bro ❤️
Hello
Hi there
What's up
Nothing really, just reading some song lyrics
I see
What about you, slayer?
Gym
And happy as i maybe buying some shorter jeans and thigh highs
Ayo
As much as i like my long Johns, the kneepads were not staying where i wanted them to be
Airsoft femboy kit
Not an actual femboy, just trying new stuff
Naaaaahhhh
?
Airsoft kit
Replicating Something to play with in airsoft
Wha
Do You know what airsoft is?
Man i don’t military larp im sorry
Uh
Ok
Cat posting time
CAT NOOOOO
Reason: Capital letters
thats a smoke grenade dafu?
death from smoke inhalation
What he gon do with the moners?
Interesting how Harambe incident happened just 4 days after Overwatch release
and people still say video games don't cause violence
Вечерний Квартал 95 moment.
mmmm plague
Finally the homemade tank in 'not my garage' does 'not have a use'
When I said russian tanks sucks.
@candid cloud your friend brokens account got hacked
Wipe his butterhole
just want you to know
who?
broken
but why?
There is #📸┃screens_and_videos
Ah
Nice CS screenshots, though
COUNTER STRIKE
Reason: Capital letters
It's Clear Sky
They don't know about another CS meaning.
based
also based
penis face
What a rude thing to say
me me no care
Lovely lad
What did you say about my cat
My double barrel shotgun hidden under my jacket:
also his haircut is similar to the psycho guy from no country for old men
Anton Chigurh?
I remember people comparing him to leon kennedy when that trailer was revealed
yea
yes that kennedy
Lmao
I have actually never seen the movie, but I learned the character's name from someone
Thanks for a movie advice guys
very good movie 9/10
-1 point because someone shot a dog
gonna watch it during the next blackout
Stalkers Petruha has a question
What do You want
Then leave the bunker
Artifacts:
uhh sure i have a uhh
Hey waifu did you re add me bro
I'm not hacked you nerd
My name means small piggy
Hammy
not this
not this uhh
no not this too
here it is i stole it from forester
for how much u gonna buy it
Sorry i got scared
2k
lmafo i ate a psudeogiant and u fear a broken pda
sure i will steal Noah compass
I
Didnt ask?
Ok
You changed your name and i got scared
Stop lounging around and bring me what im owed
okay
i have a poltergeist used it to charge my pda
i wil sell you a controller leg then
or his head u fools think his hands emit psy-energy? its his brain
ARTIFACT
No now give me your suit
Time to pay for speaking loud:Wolfhound i got the cheeky bastard here lets beat him up till he tells you about the experiments and i take his shoes u take a suit
Marked one:
hello truther
On a scale of 1-10 how comfy is this screenshot? 
10/10 i dont even think it is bad 'cuz i have experience with old games'
2022/10
We need freedom+merc+loner gigachad
remove duty and replace with bandit
Oh
Thats why napalm exist
Damn, how about this one then? 
very nice specially the weapon
reminds me of medal of honor allied assault
btw if u are playing this game try Cod United Offensive 'expansion pack of cod 1' i think it comes with cod 1 relly cool in campaign
and multiplayer is fantastic for a old game think of battlefield but 2003 that united offensive
Tanks+Cars+Machine Guns+Flamethrowers+New Guns
very cool to be honest
0/10. Excessive, unattractive smokes.

Lack of RTX
No antialiasing.
Poor DOF.
Lackluster SSAO
Obviously 128x128 textures
VFX representation bad
Shall I keep going?

And sounds like something from Scratch
Does anyone actually play with DOF turned on? Ew
You are right and wrong but 51 wrong and 50 right
ah life ain't sobad
Life is suffering if you dont do anything if you dont work hard to make it better and death is a rest for everyone
The high quality rips are evolving
epik instruments by sebb01 (https://www.youtube.com/user/thesebb01) xD

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This will be painful.
i dont speak wierd symbol
Stalkers!
enlist in duty
There is a problem here going on some people 'from my country' are making facebook groups of pedos calling theme selfs Primary School lovers
Yup i aint lying
ask emission
that's messed up
indeed
nah just post poern and thats it
putin head looks like a damaged ball
kys
Is your script broken
no, but your neck should be
It sure looks like it is 😕
Перекладено та озвучено на замовлення підписника.
Дякуємо за домогу у створенні існтрументалу Warto: https://soundcloud.com/wartobeats/monika
Якщо вам сподобалось відео, то не забудьте поставити Вподобайку та Підписатися на канал.
Cлова:
Гей, гей, Моніка
Гей, привіт, Моніка!
Гей, гей, Моніка
Гей, привіт, Моніка!
Байдужий погляд, холодний д...
Gay♂️Monika?
She's looking at male Overwatch 2 fans.
At this chat*.
derek moment
I see a girl with headwear.
of course you do
Okay.
When I see the side of s Makarov grip, I see a giant thumb. What do you see?
Someone toke a photo of his little friend in pants.
Epic is giving away a free game every day in its annual Holiday Sale
Not interested
Epic can as well give away dicks, people will take em
Im doing well
the new EA App seems to fix my biggest issue with TF2 so Im enjoying myself
Titanfall 2
J. H. Christ
sticks and stone are still up just nobody playing unfortunatly
Give me a good defence mode
Like the one in the original server
Forgor the name but it was fun
Hardpoint?
Also, i cleared the Dark Valley, it was a huge amount of pain, but i am amazed by the actual storyline and stealth mechanics @coarse rapids
Wait
Im not playing Goldsphere
@sharp moss
Regular
lmao
I dont remember
The exact name, but you had to defend. It was either some kind of drill or a beacon or something
And there were waves of stuff coming at you
@void kelp this you?
yes definitely that type of person
why isn't dwarf fortress on gog...
You know that version is free right
i don't think i can handle ascii graphics
Hail from the American underground noise scene
Get a tile set
How do you think ppl did stuff before steam release lmao
Just go to their website and download Dwarf Fortress
Then go to the forums and download whichever tileset,last I remember there was one called noobsomething or someother
i loved when dwarf said it's dwarfing time and forted all over the fort
You planning to fix your schedule tonight Nozar?
You gonna probably fall asleep trying to keep awake
well uh
This is my last cat pic of today,then Imma snooze
Guud night
Btw,if you manage to keep awake we can go Dark and Darker in 8 hours or so
i'll probably go to sleep so i don't break something or hurt myself, the longer i stay awake the worse my mental condition becomes 
gnight
wth is dark and darker
RPG
Dungeon Crawler
PvP
Medieval
Battle Royale
Team-Based
Multiplayer
PvE
Online Co-Op
First-Person
Survival
Swordplay
FPS
Fantasy
Dark
Loot
Party-Based RPG
Class-Based
Exploration
Magic

ah you nerds beta testing it or something
well you just click a button and it lets you play the game
more like hidden early access
oh dumb, just went to the page for a second, didn't realize it lets you play it if you ask
good
Totally not nightmare fuel moment
But apparently half lifes and gmods corpse models are made from actual victims
The half life mod?
Man i hope the creator is ok, the dude got some health issues
It's a source mod? https://store.steampowered.com/app/2016590/Dark_and_Darker/
An Unforgiving Hardcore First-Person Fantasy Dungeon Adventure. Unfathomable fortunes await the brave and the foolish willing to delve into the devastated depths of an ancient citadel. Band together with your friends and use your courage, wits, and cunning to uncover mythical treasures, defeat gruesome monsters, while staying one step ahead of t...
Q4 2023
No
okay yeah
https://www.moddb.com/mods/half-life-dark-matter
GOLDEN SOURCE
oh yeah looking forward to that
oh neat
I FVCKINY LOVE OPPOSING FORCE I WANT MORE, MOREEEEEEE OPPOSING FORCE. ENTROPY ZERO 3 NOWWWWWWWW
Reason: Capital letters
im blowing your eardrums
Honestly I don't like OP4 as much as other people.. Been meaning to replay it tried recently and got bored

EZ1/2 rock
lmao what
do you even know what source looks like
Thats why you will join freedom 
bored?? is your attention span that short
yes jfc he was saying the hl mod so I asked if it was source but didn't believe it
jfk
If Shepard was alive, he would kick the entire combine ass alone
i prefer bad cop
im looking forward to that one source mod that's essentially op4 2
through the city i think its called
I go check it too, also, try paranoia, its stalker on half life but you got soviet zombies
Yeah their beta is out first couple levels
Paranoia 2 is bad, but i like it too
Through the City - The Awoken, didn't finish all of the demo
Look boys
https://youtu.be/lyzxP0uq7nU
GPU: GeForce GTX 760
CPU: Intel(R) Core(TM) i7-4790 CPU @ 3.60GHz
Memory: 16 GB RAM (15.94 GB RAM usable)
Current resolution: 1824 x 1026, 60Hz
Operating system: Microsoft Windows 10 Home
i would peep
You are a Spetsnaz sent on a rapid response mission there is a terrorist bombing which was actually a fake attack by a mercenary force that wanted to get into a secret Russian laboratory that researches tarammm: soviet zombies
Paranoia 2 is just zombies and mind issues basically strelok the call of duty
downloading the first one now will peep it someday
let me know if you are going to play paranoia 2, because most moddb builds are completely broken because the author made the mod in experimental xash3d, I have a very old build without errors and some mods I can upload and release the link, if they have problems with the first one I upload my build too
The zombies models are so fvucked up, is just great but the ai is bad
yeah will do, never played xash games. playing a WON version of this rn https://www.moddb.com/mods/half-life-enriched
haven't played too much but it's nice, it's thoughtful and not ugly
oh wow thats pretty cool
yeah it looks nice and doesn't change stuff, it's done well
also using this with it for some reason https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Vh1UkCPXLA
A mod for Sven Co-Op. Xash3D and MetaAudio.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/13cv34aA_h0gQniuTxfgxNj0dRGzxmsHX/view?usp=sharing (Sven Coop, 24bit/44.1kHz)
https://drive.google.com/file/d/138Uesq33AqO7AE3Lg9ZDvGNQHZeGLhLW/view?usp=sharing (Xash3D, MetaAudio, 16bit/44.1kHz)
https://www.moddb.com/mods/sven-co-op/addons/half-life-full-audio-remaster...
honestly it sounds great but I think may to be too hi-fi for my tastes with an old game, the 3d sound is cool though
i mean it sounds good but you can hear the filters clipping a bit
yeah I think that's because of youtube compression stuff, was having that issue ingame until I realized I wasn't using meta audio right
What's the password?
livestream of me rn
12
demon soul 12
ds2 best ds
only played ds1 for a bit tbh, been meaning to play more of it
eh
ds2 is fun
i like dark souls the same way i like bannerlord: i only play because i can wear knight armor
look, until today I never tested the other classes, in the classic ds on my old pc I had 4 saves with oscar's armor and one with the paladin all of the knight class ds2 needs no comments the armor of the fallen heide knights is very cool and on ds3 I simply finished it with the base armor of the knight class I never changed it and after end it I never played again because it reaches the maximum it could with that armor and nothing would overcome it
Your mom's b00bs are cringe.
how does this sound anything like what a normal human being would say
Derek's a perv
Sup
Agreed
Hello lad
trying to drain all the water source blocks in this massive river is giving me schizophrenia
My man’s 5
I did a reverse image search of this picture and one of the results was this...
Me
I WILL
Not care
Anyone play Dark And Darker? I've thinking about trying it.
https://youtu.be/ANmEjfx9nq8
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A 1v2 battle to the death in Dark and Darker. The most annoying rogue gameplay you'll ever see. The ranger probably went insane watchi...
HOE!
The picture that just got deleted
Wait why did it get deleted 
Was a bit gore xd
It's a drawing sir, and not a very realistic one at that.
Unpleasant most to say, don't know if someone could report that to Discord
It's borderline comedic come on 😭
It's mainly because it could be reported to Discord, and those people are like the reincarnation of Reddit mods, I wouldn't be surprised if they took actions for such drawing
ok 😔
Sorry
WHAT THE HELLLLLLL
Reason: Capital letters
Oh wow I typed lol and it changes automatically
Hey there.
What's up
Pretty fine, you?
Gym
And i maybe ill be lent skirt with belt loops
Thigh highs still need to be ordered
That's cool, I guess.
Well, yes, but i dont think there will be any airsoft games on Christmas Eve so
Also sakharov told me we are getting more funding
Hello ralseiboy
You aswell
i'm having a wonderful morning!
what timezone?
uhm. greenwich?
It's 14:44 GMT
Correct time is 16:46
Good
i woke up maybe 3 hours ago. then accidentally fell asleep.
i thought i had been sleeping for a few minutes.
Did You sleep 5 hours like i did?
Sometimes it just be like that.
I hate when that happens
sometimes i'm a very big snoozer.
i usually go to sleep very early. but yesterday i went to bed at 00:00.
I go to sleepa (ussaully) at 00:00 unless im talking to my frens or im watching anime
did you find it
I dropped GS because it gets corrupted
And cannot go to the Bar
Because it crashes and corrupts everything
goldpshere is very buggy
i got it corrupted
but luckily i had a save before the corruption
same but there's no fix to the bar thing
you talk a lot of shit for someone with so kissable lips
Brohuha
hi!
Henlo
Hi, ralsei, slayer and Truther. Good evening to you.
You aswell lad
Evening, sir.
What are you folks up to today?
Well
Someones lending me a skirt, thigh highs need to be ordered and im at the gym
right now nothing but in a few minutes im gonna workout
That's great, broh. What are you working on at the gym?
Chest
I finished and rn im 30 mins treadmill
Me
im not gay but
Also i will pray to allah and Jesus
I want a Christmas Eve airsoft game
It looks good👍
i hate this thing
Can we peg this Man
is this the roblox zip 22?
truth is,th PP-Bizon always was and will be a bad and stupid gun
Helical mags are bad
"truth is,th PP-Bizon always was and will be a bad and stupid gun" 🤓
anyway i agree
it's dumb and i love it
also youtube gave me the "hot milfs in your area" ad
me
i have constant ones 💀
i often get ukrainian and hindi ones
Damn
What are you working?
Today arms
I guess you and Waifuslayer are using "bro-splits", right?
Ye
I used to do something like that when I first started lifting weights
If by that you mean different day different limb then yes
Then I switched to PPL, but I honestly think it sucks. An "Upper-Lower" split is way better imo
I'm not trying to shame you guys, I'm just stating my opinion.
Oh bro splits
Yeah i dont use those i think lol
Idk what bro splits are
It's where you train one body part per day
Like one day you do arms, the other day you do chest, then legs etc.
Oh i do that
i train my brain 
What do you do?
what is that?
Oh i do that lol
My brain is a bit farter rn
Hmm
papich...
is this at all accurate
ive never heard of bydgoszcz
imma do some reading
i built this pc under 200 euros
As a turk,konya is ohio of turkey,can confirm
Everything.
source
Ethernet.

Each day I find a reason to like gsc more
kekriza
i am a Ultranationalist heh
ayo homophobia aww crap
we are going to jail or brazil stalkers
brazil aint bad tho and so is jail when u dont drop soap
Shall we say a prayer and go?
Kekzzin you mean?
Tampernicus
Tampicjack?
thats me!
what

average russian

My country was invaded by france because the king slapped the french men cuz they owe money to us 'they wanted a cap to invade'
After thinking this thing relly hurts
Lyrics were something like
I'm a lumberjack, I work all day....
thanks santa!!!
Wouldnt it be sad if this server dies and we die with it as the next generation replaces us?
what
what
i don't
All of us will rest
i dont want to be the last one among you brothers
nightmare blunt rotation
tf is going on here?
Emotional momento
Ew i'm out 
No one will kill a dutyer, we will kill the sun first
UV rays, sunburn, heat, none of them will stop duty on their triumphant march towards killing the sun
10 year old me when i learned the sun will explode in 7 billion years
BLOW YOUR HEAD OFFFF
Reason: Capital letters
Thats to much for us to make the supreme nuke and make the sun drip to death
no just thinking
Me thinking about my life doesnt make me feel good
anyone wanna watch with me
bit of a 🤓 but would launching a nuke in the sun add to its lifespan
since it runs off fusion and all
the goofy ass ghost: 
Blah blah just nuke, its the solution
No sun=no light and you live with no light so its okay
Press f for flashlight
for a 0.001 everyone doesnt touch grass and 0 vitamine D
and after it we feking explode
Press f for eat oranges
Press E
press f and rapidly tap a and b to make money to buy orange

no sun = 1.5 free bird solos before everything goes dark
me and you discussing CoCk
Up,up,down,down,left, right,left,right,b,a, start
You unlock: stalker 2 cocK edition
everyone has deep voices
perhaps a bit more like 1.8 free bird solos before light disappears
my windows explorer is frozen so literally everything except discord is frozen
The plot of the game is that scar killed strelok and the other games are just the purgatory
Reason: Capital letters
i just wanted to copy an image 
Porn:
i have fvcked up my pc so much before that ctrl + alt + delete took actual minutes to activate
listen to simple man
the power button: 
who?
me
your gay as f
free bird but awesome
CUT OFF YOUR FINGERS
Reason: Capital letters
There's another thing...
https://images.app.goo.gl/9ksxqK3r2qhR8wRj8
i stolen a fire truck just for my water to be straight
No, I'm not using the buttons.
Keep dreaming about it.
Hey truther
Yes?
i always dream about you
said hi
i told you this person is hella gay
how are you
and a npc
Brohuha back from another raid
greetings
What did you raid this time?
how are you doing
how much calories does that thing have
Hey, merchant, show me what you are selling.
yes Krezzin the final raid in his loner career maybe
13000 (its very big)
just use wolf as a bank to keep old images





