💬┃en_offtop

[void kelp]

Getting that storm tonight though

Last winter was weird, it wouldn't snow and then there'd be a really bad storm but nothing in between

[neon vale]

its been like that this year for us

we get no snow, its always above freezing
and then boom, 2 feet of snow overnight

[void kelp]

Maine can get snow in October and definitely November but nothing so far other than like an inch that melted a bit ago

[neon vale]

same here

it always snows on thanksgiving except for this year

[void kelp]

It's funny, all the necks around here seem to like it because they don't believe in climate change but the state is started to be really affected by drought

[cinder crag]

what

arizona isnt a foreign country you monkey

[simple sage]

acister#6048 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[neon vale]

feels like it

[void kelp]

god damn fascist wolf

[neon vale]

i cant imagine living near sand

its such a foreign concept, even though i would think its similar to snow

[void kelp]

its a little warmer

[neon vale]

except it would hurt more than snow

[void kelp]

and doesnt melt

[neon vale]

what is the ethnicity of maine

even if its white, it still had to of come from europe

over here we have tons of norwegians and germans

[void kelp]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFVPb5dxFXw

whitest state unfortunately

MDE NEVER DIES

[simple sage]

Daizenzetsu#8410 has been warned

Reason: Capital letters

[void kelp]

but idk, french english, swedish

def french

[neon vale]

yeah i thought french

considering its so close to quebec

and the fact its literally named after a place in france

[void kelp]

yeah they settled here, there's like 5 or 6 last names that are super common all french

inbreed lobster people hehe

[neon vale]

wisconsin is a french name technically

[void kelp]

yeah same Chicago too

err Chicago isn't french, it's native but pronounced shiicago because of the french

[neon vale]

apparently it came from an old indian word
then the french transcribed it as ouisconsin

[void kelp]

chicago is polish (or at least it would be if it werent overrun with criminals)

okay okay, that's all overhyped

There are a couple parts that make the stats crazy but the media is going to town with the crime thing everywhere. Crime is the lowest it's been and continues to go down generally statistically

nice cope

[neon vale]

my father was big trucker for 30 years
his biggest complaint about chicago is the traffic

[void kelp]

im literally from the chicagoland area

Yeah me too bub

and not the burbs

[neon vale]

he says he will never set foot in that city unless he needs to
because the traffic is that bad

[void kelp]

chicago is a sinking ship and its taking illinois with it

inshallah national guard destroys inglewood

[neon vale]

maybe then people will return to the packers

people have lost so much faith in the packers some are turning to other teams

most people still hate the bears

but now people are losing so much faith that they become bears fans

[void kelp]

the true chicago split is if you're a cubs fan (civilized) or a white socks fan ( southj side criminal)

I don't care that much about teams but will always root for the Packers because my mom was from Wisconsin and the Ravens

bro has never been to the south side

[neon vale]

brewers fan

[void kelp]

I used to live there

[neon vale]

i dont watch football, i just like to banter about it

all ive heard is that weve been doing shit

like terrible

[void kelp]

I like to watch sports if I'm bored but yeah don't really care that much

[neon vale]

only sports ive been watching intently was this years world cup

because morocco being the boogeyman of the whole thing is so funny to me

they caused/were there for
riots in Belgium and the netherlands
spain missing penalty shots
ronaldo stepping down

[vital remnant]

What are those thin black lines I see in reinforced glass? Like in police door windows or gas stations

Usually a diamond checker pattern

[cinder crag]

what

[vital remnant]

Nvm I figured it out

It's wire mesh glass

So it's still able to support itself even if the glass cracks or loses pieces

[finite apex]

So deep 😔

[teal oracle]

Welp

I’m now sick

[tiny dew]

Following news of the departures, EA confirmed Charity Joy has been moved from the EA Sports UFC franchise to serve as executive producer on Need for Speed, while Geoff Smith, who previously oversaw Dirt and Grid at Codemasters, is now senior director of product development for Need for Speed.

@candid cloud since you're NFS fan

Worst scenario: Part 1

[tiny dew]

Sick of your neighbours

[teal oracle]

Nope
Just sick

[tiny dew]

https://tenor.com/view/feel-better-i-hope-this-made-u-better-if-ur-sad-cat-gif-15479490

Here, one cute cutey for you to feel better

[teal oracle]

:)

[carmine forge]

I was browsing through Call of Pripyat sound files and car sounds folder had this for some reason

[alpine forum]

gold

[queen moat]

I refuse to believe that

[fervent isle]

hello, boys!

[fervent isle]

look at this cute little pie.

[coarse rapids]

he screams for he does not know

[old nymph]

thats cute here they treat em like shet

like walk em around with a tight rope and if they resist they make theme floating while walking

hanged

0 feks given on animal rights

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-fat-fat-gigachad-gigachad-fat-chad-fat-gif-25194162

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[reef rover]

TRABANT

[reef rover]

Didn’t know crazy frog was a fan of Stalker

[lone tusk]

https://youtu.be/EoBEeJ3xLjo

[coarse rapids]

wtf is this

[gray jetty]

I don’t like this

[teal oracle]

wtf

[void kelp]

heres a much better funnier version.

less focus on that which doesnt matter.

(Yes i am a graphic designer how could you tell?)

[rough quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-cry-плачющиймальчик-плачет-crying-ноет-gif-22237126

[coarse rapids]

he's the guy that made the spotify wrapped design

GET HIM,MAKE HIM BLEED

[simple sage]

Vasim#5301 has been warned

Reason: Capital letters

[coarse rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/872694502157090827/1027349841870868540/caption.gif

[void kelp]

i am really good at my job

[void kelp]

you hate it but the subconscious part in your brain loves it

[sharp moss]

which doesnt matter
Extreme cope

[void kelp]

and in time

you will love it too.

You have no choice.

[rough quartz]

I never said you weren't, brah

[lone tusk]

Im not a furry, BUT

[void kelp]

Now the meme is no longer interrupted by tits

it doesnt have 2 different appeals or things its trying to do.

focus on one or else you just half ass both

[lone tusk]

Great, you ruined it 😎👍🚿

[rough quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372820797544464385/1039893885490581555/4F4AB063-54F8-4A43-BA22-46020015266C.gif

[sharp moss]

The joke is that a highly horny creature appeared in your passenger seat

[coarse rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/sable-cute-dog-tiny-puppy-gif-26160652

[sharp moss]

Plus it's better then the original unfunny joke

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/ghost-modern-warfare2-stare-meme-2022-gif-27104713

[rough quartz]

[sharp moss]

Yes that one

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/cod-mw2-cod-mw2ghost-cod-ghost-ghost-stare-stare-gif-27067874

no shit

[lone tusk]

Tits makes life better

[rough quartz]

make life better*

[lone tusk]

Makes, bc the s is from suffering

[rough quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/deus-ex-deus-ex-jc-shame-gif-26245854

[queen moat]

Theres nothing funny, youre just an incel who thinks it is

https://tenor.com/view/american-psycho-smoke-sigma-gif-26186111

[sharp moss]

Shut it monkey

[tiny dew]

Serious copius

[tiny dew]

https://tenor.com/view/anchorman-fight-i-dont-believe-you-will-ferrell-gif-15334458

I discovered our new slogan @sharp moss

Everyone: STALKER 2 news come on
GSC: "Serious copius"

Sounds cool

[sharp moss]

Shouldn't it be vice versa

[lone tusk]

GSC in the end: stalker 2 is just anomaly in the UE5, theres nothing new and the main quest is to disable de brain scorcher, thats it, no refund bye

[rough quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/nope-i-win-gif-19070202

[lone tusk]

[rough quartz]

Really the first Strand-type offtop chat on Discord

[fervent isle]

oh.

[lone tusk]

i have high end social skills (on the internet)

[fervent isle]

a festive thumb, hi, friend!

[rough quartz]

Hi there, ralseiboy.

Wassap, broh?

[fervent isle]

nothing much, to be honest.

how are you?

[rough quartz]

The jive is extraordinary today, my chum

[queen moat]

Sorry for probably being right

[old nymph]

STALKERS! WAKE UP

[simple sage]

Petruha#6472 has been warned

Reason: Capital letters

[queen moat]

But ngl you kinda are just a good example of when mothers think smoking wont affect their baby

[old nymph]

Iam a capitalist AAAA

[old nymph]

who me?why

[queen moat]

Not you the weebshit idiot

[high sail]

What is it

[old nymph]

Mother smokes and drinks vodka: Bandit faction was created

[rough quartz]

[old nymph]

nothing

just wake up time to guard your bunker

[rough quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/brook-one-piece-smoking-fumando-brook-fumando-gif-24162151

[high sail]

Dawg i have people to do that

[old nymph]

zombies?

better get a new rat btw i ate sakharov rat tasted like a poltergeist

[lone tusk]

don't smoke, friends, smoking gives you cancer, here eat this bread of dubious origin I found in that house and it makes my geiger counter make funny noises

[rough quartz]

Delightfully dubious

[lone tusk]

[high sail]

Mercs

[lone tusk]

Mercs bad, contract duty we make good prices to protect the egghead's

[rough quartz]

[high sail]

No

[lone tusk]

Does moddb are alright? It is kinda slow to me

[old nymph]

i killed theme

and hired hatchet so yeah still mercs

[neon vale]

yes

the miracle machine is ours

government property

[neon vale]

i know people with this build

[gray jetty]

Hello chat

[lone tusk]

Hello sir

[polar lynx]

COME INTO MY HOUSE?

[simple sage]

f4#0048 has been warned

Reason: Capital letters

f4#0048 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[polar lynx]

fvck my wife?

and ask me for 75 k?

[finite apex]

I want this job

[sharp moss]

modb is down

[finite apex]

damn

[rough quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/phantom-cigar-metal-gear-shitpost-gif-13761021

[lone tusk]

The world will no see my super hd models on cocK 1.4 today

[coarse rapids]

keep it to yourself

[lone tusk]

No, i will share my call of chernokyl with you

[coarse rapids]

I feel like you posted this on the wrong server

[lone tusk]

whathell is this

[sharp moss]

It's a monster girl inspecting her human

What the hell does it look like

[candid cloud]

Looks like human enjoys.

[old nymph]

andrew tate challenged me for 500 push ups and i will do it

50 done

[old stone]

[lone tusk]

@valid jay @carmine forge MEOW

[gray jetty]

I’ve just spent 2 hours compiling part numbers

In the hope some way some how the mates in charge will listen

[void kelp]

quick question guys would a pp-19 bizon be good for a duty cosplay?

[coarse rapids]

no

[void kelp]

the one with the goofy 64 round mag

[coarse rapids]

stop larping

the gun doesnt matter as long as its an AK

[void kelp]

ok

so it's good

[void kelp]

bruh i just want to do a cosplay

[coarse rapids]

if you knew whats good youd stop using stupid guns like the PPbizon

[valid jay]

if they knew whats good theyd stop using guns

[void kelp]

:(

[coarse rapids]

but yea,the model and minimodel of the gun doesnt matter,despite me hatred for the dumb stupid and idiotic byzon,as long as its an AK it'll be good for duty
what matters is the clothing

colour me suprise much wow

[void kelp]

i can use the vityaz

[coarse rapids]

if it is an old-ish russian surplus gun it fits

its duty,not larping central 101 where the gun is the newest and has 100001 fiddling addons

[void kelp]

on a bizon you can put like

uhhh

[coarse rapids]

do not

[void kelp]

you cant stop me

im gonna put a handguard on my mag

all 5 of em

[coarse rapids]

you waste mone

[void kelp]

i know

[rough quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/ghost-modern-warfare2-stare-meme-2022-gif-27104713

[coarse rapids]

make sure the actual cosplay,your clothes,fit,rather than your stupid gun

[void kelp]

it's all black

[coarse rapids]

where muh red

[void kelp]

well i need a jacket and a vest

[void kelp]

patches

[coarse rapids]

more red

[void kelp]

find me a vest that is red and black

[coarse rapids]

good luck binding a chest only vest bc thats gonna be hard asf haha

other than that,biker skinsuit

[valid jay]

why why why

[void kelp]

those dont exist

[high sail]

cus i said so

[valid jay]

their whole channel is about anomaly

[coarse rapids]

skill issue

[void kelp]

i'll have to find someone that makes this sort of thing

[valid jay]

it's the worst

[coarse rapids]

make it yourself

[void kelp]

well theres a guy on etsy that makes this

[coarse rapids]

I will grow a third hard long enuff to reach you and kill you in your sleep

[void kelp]

no

[high sail]

hard on?

[coarse rapids]

you will feel nothing,I dont want to arouse you

[void kelp]

nightmare strelok?

[high sail]

strelok in a cutscene

[coarse rapids]

yhea,strelok gained PTSD in the serbian war

[valid jay]

strelok is albanian

[void kelp]

ah makes sense

not anymore

[rough quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/shqipe-albanesi-flamuri-isabella-shqiponja-gif-24040383

[high sail]

😏

[rough quartz]

I wear the eagle on my chest

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gut-shaker-goofy-ahh-cat-sploinky-gif-26462831

[valid jay]

did you know god gave zone to albania but albania is a good countrie so it gave it to ukraine

[rough quartz]

Proud to be an Albanian

[void kelp]

wtf is albania

[high sail]

fake land

[void kelp]

not real

[valid jay]

USA's overlords

[void kelp]

you make stuff up

[rough quartz]

Shqiptar numbr 1

[coarse rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-soc-kruglov-ecologist-scientist-gif-24489592

[void kelp]

usa is sucky sucky

everything is gay

• 5.45 is expensive so

[valid jay]

wait a second

[coarse rapids]

Im playing HL Alyx and legit
games pretty tame,not that phenomenal like most ppl say
very on rails and theres very little to think about,very polished and uninteresting

[rough quartz]

Wow, you got VR money?

[pearl wraith]

We were doing secret santa for some people in our stake; one of the kids asked for a nerf gun
I may have gotten him the nerf equivalent of the groza

[void kelp]

rich person alert

[coarse rapids]

huh,yhea,its not that hard to get a Quest 2

[pearl wraith]

The best part: only 35 dollars.

[rough quartz]

Alright, Mr. Moneybags, save it for your housekeepers

[high sail]

i do

[void kelp]

35 bucks?

[pearl wraith]

35 bucks.

[void kelp]

man you have that mr.beast money

[valid jay]

https://youtu.be/LbdByrOq6G4

[coarse rapids]

I will tell you now,only 1 game ever survived the VR hype and that was Boneworks

[rough quartz]

I've never heard of that game, but okay

[coarse rapids]

the others?I already forgot about most the ones I havent I remember being dissapointed

[void kelp]

my home costs 3 euro

[high sail]

coming round to yo house so we can peg

shit wrong server

[pearl wraith]

you guys sound like my friend

[coarse rapids]

Half Life Alyx?peculiar

[void kelp]

haram

[rough quartz]

I mean Boneworks

[pearl wraith]

he's a great guy, but MAN is he a penny pincher at times

[coarse rapids]

DAYUM you really dont go out much huh

[rough quartz]

Not really

[pearl wraith]

he hounded me over a 30 cent roll of tape

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/cooper-jinx-bigfootjinx-im-still-amazed-by-it-cat-gif-23555036

[valid jay]

skyrim vr.

Buy Skyrim.

More Skyrim.

[high sail]

i would post what i wore to airsoft today, but i wont
||hint: it starts with the letter f||

[coarse rapids]

nha Skyrim VR sucks,complete crap even with essential compability mods

[void kelp]

uhhhh

[rough quartz]

||-emboy skirt?||

[valid jay]

MORE. SKYRIM.

[simple sage]

NozAr#0330 has been warned

Reason: Capital letters

[rough quartz]

Do you actually like Skyrim, NozAr?

[void kelp]

idk frags?

[coarse rapids]

Skyrim will never fill the void your mom leaving left in your heart

[high sail]

first word is correct, not the second one tho

[high sail]

nope

[void kelp]

femboy stuff?

[high sail]

yeah

[valid jay]

that was my dad and that resulted not in love for skyrim but in love for quirky earthbound inspired like rpgmaker games

[valid jay]

it's better that way

[coarse rapids]

my god,my good man you deserve mental health evaluation

[valid jay]

nope

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/animals-with-captions-dink-my-oiter-cat-drinking-water-animal-drinking-water-cat-eating-gif-25121865

[rough quartz]

That's good to hear

[coarse rapids]

o goddamit

[void kelp]

skyrim is pretty cool

[valid jay]

ew

[coarse rapids]

Skyrim is very very very very boring

at least its mechanically better than oblivion

[rough quartz]

Meh

[high sail]

i would post it

but
i dont wanna

[void kelp]

no thank you

[rough quartz]

I only ever enjoyed Morrowind and Oblivion

[void kelp]

me no want see

[void kelp]

i like it

[high sail]

man its long johns with short jeans and a fleece jacket

[void kelp]

long johns?

[high sail]

they are like stockings but are comfy and keep you warm

[pearl wraith]

long underwear

[coarse rapids]

youre a very boring person

[pearl wraith]

thermal underwear

[void kelp]

i know

[high sail]

this

[coarse rapids]

you ever tried Skryim Home of the Nords for Morrowind?supposedly its good but Im still exploring Tamriel Rebuilt

[rough quartz]

Nah, but I might check it out

[valid jay]

i remember when starting skyrim it was so confusing and not interesting for me

[high sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/810648086283419658/1046472483659845732/language.mp4

[coarse rapids]

whaaaaat?someone isnt immediatly racist against me?why bother!

[high sail]

paypa
tesh hut!

[rough quartz]

I liked punching people to death in Oblivion

I was inspired by that Vinesauce Joel stream

[void kelp]

ok

[valid jay]

role playing real

[high sail]

honestly
i would play in a skirt too

[valid jay]

but it followed up with me spending like 200 hours on that game

fortunately or unfortunately

[void kelp]

tactical skirt?

[high sail]

maybe

[valid jay]

ventilation

[high sail]

the guy on the right is my friend:3

[void kelp]

god have mercy

[coarse rapids]

I feel superior

[high sail]

dont know the left guy tho

[high sail]

real

[pearl wraith]

aim for the calves.

[void kelp]

leg meta

[pearl wraith]

It's one of the most tender muscles

[valid jay]

Don't blame me, it was my first proper open world

And one of the first proper games at all

[void kelp]

give me a ppsh with a drum mag

[pearl wraith]

absolutely excruciating to damage them

[coarse rapids]

I could pick worse ngl lmao

[high sail]

i havent been shot there

yet

[valid jay]

Wait what did you do two runs of DS2

[coarse rapids]

sorta

[high sail]

right guy is cool tho

[valid jay]

Oh

[coarse rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-on-fire-sitting-edited-on-fire-fire-gif-17645117

[valid jay]

damn i should play demons souls

[coarse rapids]

play the PS3 one

[valid jay]

or sekiro

and should delete ER

[coarse rapids]

the PS5 one ruins the visuals

[high sail]

why is he on fire???

[coarse rapids]

play with me

[valid jay]

And music

[coarse rapids]

he is so hot

[high sail]

me

[valid jay]

i haven't even reached that boss giant in mountaintop of giants yet

[coarse rapids]

did you kill the finall boss in Leyndell golden city?

[valid jay]

morgot?

[coarse rapids]

yhea

[valid jay]

ye

[coarse rapids]

try and do some stuff before going to the gianttops
the diff curve is insane

they expect you to overlevel in leyndell

[valid jay]

With every souls game the music gets progressively worse, and they even messed it up in a remake

[valid jay]

i was overleveled the whole game to the point where it was really hard to find a cooperator

[coarse rapids]

https://www.nexusmods.com/eldenring/mods/510

[valid jay]

well actually i just picked all the sacred tears early and it broke my matchmaking

Oy, by the way, do you know any letterbox fixes for ER?

[coarse rapids]

no

[valid jay]

[coarse rapids]

Flawless Widescreen is a widely used fix for most games

actually
https://www.thegamer.com/elden-ring-how-to-enable-widescreen-support/

[high sail]

@void kelp sorry if i weirded you out by talking about femboys

[valid jay]

i know for a fact that ER can render 16:10 'cause it glitched out a few times and removed the bars

so it renders the thing normally and adds those godless bars ontop

[coarse rapids]

when I played on 16:10 I didnt have bars Im pretty sure

but then again,I mostly played low sets on 800x600

[valid jay]

then 1680x1050 is a cursed resolution i suppose

[coarse rapids]

I used a 1680x1050 monitor but I got a 3070 and a 1080p display so not anymore

remember giving my old monitor to a friend so he can use it as a security display for his security cameras

[candid cloud]

Based.

[valid jay]

oof 3070

[coarse rapids]

took him like 2 crane chains and a metal bending machine motor being stolen for him to wisen up but in the end he put them up

[void kelp]

bro i was taking a shit

i just came back

also i don't care

[high sail]

woah

[void kelp]

i have 180 hours in vrchat

80% of men are femboys

[coarse rapids]

please seek medical help

[void kelp]

it's not that bad

[coarse rapids]

any place where the majority of the fandom is furries looking for esex and narcissists marveling in mirrors looking at their own avatars is a bad place

I understand why the devs hate their own creation

[high sail]

real

[rough quartz]

Do you guys like banana bread?

[coarse rapids]

never tried it

[high sail]

i havent tried that ever

[rough quartz]

That's a shame

[void kelp]

never tried that

[coarse rapids]

but I heard the arcanum recipe is really good

[rough quartz]

It's pretty good

[void kelp]

im not rich like you

[rough quartz]

My mom makes good banana bread

[high sail]

mom and I made homemade chocolate

[rough quartz]

Nice

[valid jay]

then why they didn't destroy it

[coarse rapids]

every update they tried to

I didnt know monty python made a game

[void kelp]

the easy anticheat kinda ruined the game

lost my rat avatar because of it

[coarse rapids]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=VZ-p3UHa54Q&si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE

[rough quartz]

Lmao what

[void kelp]

RIP halo reach rat

[valid jay]

those weird quests?

[void kelp]

yea i had a rat avatar

[valid jay]

*point and click adventures

[rough quartz]

No, I was referring to the Monty Python videogame

[void kelp]

well now i use the halo 3 rat

theres a monty python game?

[high sail]

its very good

[coarse rapids]

@void kelpI literally just posted it

[rough quartz]

It sounds good

[valid jay]

gay frogs

[void kelp]

hell yea brother

[rough quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/gachi-oh-shit-a-am-sorry-gachimuchi-gif-13510847

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/despite-all-my-rage-gif-22554865

[rough quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/headbanging-cat-headbang-cat-metal-cat-heavy-metal-cat-gif-21213763

[high sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153801114091521/1046479274821034065/trim.F996C4DB-B088-4DEC-850B-20C3DAEA8C1F.mov

[void kelp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1024858134600233030/1045171958297411645/58F5E5B3-04F3-46F7-9CD3-D856B3158932.gif

[coarse rapids]

Inshala

[rough quartz]

Inshallah

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/cuh-what-cat-huh-gif-23986318

[rough quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/gatto-cibo-cat-bread-hungry-cat-gif-15925702

[coarse rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/myavu-myavumon-sleep-gif-24689663

[rough quartz]

Cat posting momento

[void kelp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043642275554664508/1053521941115457536/1651343048700.gif

[rough quartz]

Real found footage of top secret X-18 mutant experiments

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-thoughts-evil-cat-baby-cat-kitten-kitty-gif-26009958

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-meme-pet-cats-gif-26451456

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/855615333519851520/1045619113428533278/competiveshitting.gif

me has many cat

[rough quartz]

How scrumptiously devilish

[old stone]

https://youtu.be/rsFq1YrsrrQ

[valid jay]

JUDGMENT

THY END IS NOW

[simple sage]

NozAr#0330 has been warned

Reason: Capital letters

[valid jay]

PREPARE THYSELF

[simple sage]

NozAr#0330 has been warned

Reason: Capital letters

[rough quartz]

Okay, will do.

[cinder crag]

prepared

[candid cloud]

Psycho Mantis died.

[gray jetty]

My mail has arrived

It’s now time to test a theory

[rough quartz]

What theory?

[gray jetty]

Windows below windows vista don’t really support usb booting

And if you force it to boot via usb it will slow to a crawl

Like 50kbs

So

You gotta use optical media

So a mate told me to start using dvds and I’m like ok but

Then I had an idea

What If I use the fastest optical media ever made

[rough quartz]

that sounds cool

[gray jetty]

So I bought 2 blu ray drives

And some disks

In the hopes to max out the speed at which it can install windows

Technically an optical drive emulator would be best but none work correctly with none uefi bios based boards

Was an expensive project

So I really really hope this works

[rough quartz]

Tell us how it goes when you are done

[gray jetty]

I plan too

[rough quartz]

I'm curious now

[gray jetty]

Cus it’s never been documented

[gray jetty]

It should in theory work but

Again

It’s never been documented

[rough quartz]

That's mental, bruv

[gray jetty]

Kinda is yah lol

Likely since blu ray drives are still kinda expensive

60 bux

And disks are not cheap either

[rough quartz]

Thass a lotta moolah

[gray jetty]

Why if these burn fail

It’s gonna sting

[gray jetty]

Ah kuro I was looking for you

I needed to ask you

@shy narwhal have you found an asrock m266a r3.0 yet

[shy narwhal]

Haven't been looking through

Sorry :(

[gray jetty]

Could you look

[lament zealot]

hey fun fact about nerf guns, this one can take real stocks & picatinny attachments

[coarse rapids]

larping for kids

[shy narwhal]

I found it

[blazing cave]

Yes officer its a nerf gun
kills officer

[shy narwhal]

@blazing cave you've been playing Goldsphere right?

[blazing cave]

Nope

Haven't touched stolker since I got into starsector again

[valid jay]

space rangers 2 be like

[neon vale]

star sector

i wanna get that game

[valid jay]

what is it about even

[neon vale]

from what ive seen, it looks like you could do a lot

dunno how to explain it

[coarse rapids]

MA MAN

[neon vale]

sseth made a video on it

[valid jay]

what

[coarse rapids]

only playing good games I see

[neon vale]

https://youtu.be/acqpulP1hLo

[coarse rapids]

want my mod list?

[valid jay]

oh wait i think i've seen that one

well not the video only preview

[valid jay]

yup

[neon vale]

you should watch the full video

[coarse rapids]

let me upload it into mega or smth hold a minute

[valid jay]

More like planning to play good games

[neon vale]

damn

watching the video again just makes me want to get the game again

[lone tusk]

Game: they hunger

[rough quartz]

Oh man, I loved They Hunger

I haven't heard anyone talk about that mod a long time.

[gray jetty]

So

Quad sli is working

[crystal sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/озон-терпила-gif-25396237

[lament zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-macarena-dance-grooves-moves-gif-16449253

macarena, at different speeds, goes with just about any song

[pearl wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-to-everything-dance-dancing-martial-arts-grooves-gif-16288269

[lament zealot]

oh man, dancing ninja is so with the shits

how could I forget

not the vid I was looking for

[neon vale]

dancing ninja with the shits

[neon vale]

i think the monsters within is a better song

[lament zealot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWItVETu3qk

how could I forget THE midnight ride

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5txUWYIsnk

[neon vale]

the monsters within will forever be the most goated l4d2 song for me

its so satisfying to hear

[neon vale]

best song on my harddrive

i think i got it from here too

[undone gate]

best song on my puter

[lament zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/cloaker-dance-mmm-yeah-hes-grooving-cloaker-dance-cloaker-gmod-dance-gif-25638507

[neon vale]

gimme more mp4s of music

i need the folder to be bigger

[lament zealot]

does it have to be mp4

[neon vale]

mp3s work

[neon vale]

bhop my beloved

[neon vale]

holy shit

[pearl wraith]

that should work

[lament zealot]

slow down

[pearl wraith]

he asked

[lament zealot]

i need time to listen

[pearl wraith]

I delivered

[lament zealot]

haha I forgot about this one

[lament zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/engineer-tf2-engineer-gif-24709371

https://tenor.com/view/love-freedom-freedom-gif-20979534

[blazing cave]

reminder the idiot devs fired their ost and sfx maker over some tweet

[lament zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-sad-rad-yakuza-kiryu-gif-11867361

[blazing cave]

every single sound you hear in original subnautica to this day claps hard

[lament zealot]

oh gross I didnt know this was the clean version, either way i've only ever used it for the first 20 seconds

[pearl wraith]

different kind of wolves

[blazing cave]

post drop the bomb

[lament zealot]

I don't have that one saved as an mp3

but its a good one

https://tenor.com/view/apple-rotating-apple-gif-22293727

[pearl wraith]

https://youtu.be/krLYZmPRtnc

[blazing cave]

nao paradigm was also some old ass song

[lament zealot]

oh man I forgot

I specifically paid for this song on bandcamp

because I couldn't find an upload anywhere else

STRAIGHT banger

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-jew-jewish-dance-groovy-dance-lets-party-gif-18087711

[pearl wraith]

what was the other format of mp3?

[lament zealot]

uhhh

wav, flac, and maybe a few others

[pearl wraith]

ogg, that's it

[lament zealot]

ah thats right

[blazing cave]

there was also goukisan

[lament zealot]

I only have minecraft .oggs

[blazing cave]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoOTbeKRhfA

old ass song

[rough quartz]

Ooh, tune time?

Nice

[rough quartz]

I'm jiving pretty hard to this bad boy

[blazing cave]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mrlws0Dl49g

old ass songs I just happened to come across years ago

mostly from a certain flash game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z14fFWapHlk

[lament zealot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXdlhPdmYjE

[blazing cave]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYhIDlrGlNo

[lament zealot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SAXBLZLYbA

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/561153801114091521/1053158506586460211/play_tanc_a_lelek.mp4

[blazing cave]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2BOEpeUGjE

[lament zealot]

road of the dead is so based

[neon vale]

i adore tanc a lelek

such a dreadful song

[blazing cave]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGQsrECOGHs

yeah tanc is amazing by simply being so out of the way

[neon vale]

the song alone is what makes me wanna get highfleet

[blazing cave]

and of course

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFfybn_W8Ak

[lament zealot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVzG15afD7Y

https://tenor.com/view/raze-soldier-fnf-friday-night-funkin-flash-game-gif-25150804

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXEuVP6_wkk

it ain't a raze game without rocket race

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaTLNezvGLc

[pearl wraith]

https://youtu.be/ptyi4Cqxp-o

[lament zealot]

dude looks like pepperoni pizza

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6araOMWo4tc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyAP6PpAzK8

[blazing cave]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0usteYZgJHU

[lament zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-gif-22322541

I've become so numb (I can't feel you there)

[feral fable]

ngl

[earnest pond]

HAHA yes!! Get CONVERTED idiot!

[feral fable]

santa could kill a chimera with his bare hands

[feral fable]

what

should've done this you foolish foolish fanatic

[feral fable]

when I find you

[pearl wraith]

POV: You said a falsehood while me, Tampico, and Quartz were watching

[feral fable]

https://tenor.com/view/santa-claus-santa-christmas-santa-deniers-science-gif-19485451

https://tenor.com/view/santa-santa-deniers-denier-present-gif-24008018

https://tenor.com/view/from-santa-bale-bateman-gif-24253631

[earnest pond]

You

[feral fable]

russian weapons compared to the glorious NATO weapons

besides that stupid british bullpup

[feral fable]

that one can burn

[earnest pond]

Wrong, LUTY.

[feral fable]

funny words magic man

but can you back it up with strength?

[earnest pond]

Plenty of soldiers for Monolith.

[feral fable]

individual strength

also I could plow through armies of monolith soldiers without breaking a sweat

[feral fable]

what it's true

[rough quartz]

Gn bros

[earnest pond]

Two Stalkers are talking. One asks:
— Have you heard about the girl who entered the zone?
— Who ?
— Exactly.

Freedom and Duty are preparing for an assault on the Pripyat. They are arguing about the fact that the Freedom faction wants to take all the artifacts to use, and the Duty want to burn all the artifacts after a successful raid as the very existence of these unnatural objects is dangerous to all mankind. And then one of the members of a duty says:

We just do not have the right to use these artifacts, because freedom is always used to do something wrong.
— What about weapons? You also use them...

[void kelp]

I kind of like the headcanon about not being able to tell people are female under the armor

[high sail]

Im definetly a femboy under this SSP-99 suit

[void kelp]

no one would ever know

Sid would probably just pay you to stick around

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/speech-bubble-gif-25352052

[high sail]

He tried to

[high sail]

Its true doe

[exotic kettle]

I'm high

[candid cloud]

Nope.

[exotic kettle]

Yes.

[candid cloud]

You small.

[exotic kettle]

Small?

60HZ Gang

lmao

[candid cloud]

Problems?

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/floppa-overdose-fentanyl-big-floppa-caracal-gif-25718955

[exotic kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/you-got-any-gif-26357631

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/neckmeat-cat-leg-cat-climbing-leg-cat-running-kitten-gif-23740433

[old stone]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwerZkqDSMk

[void kelp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1040723701643091978/1040730664116437122/caption.gif

[old stone]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-Lx59b0HR4

[finite apex]

for the monolith

[void kelp]

@high sail

[high sail]

me fr

[candid cloud]

I remember sending this.

[void kelp]

People in the Linux community like tall socks

[high sail]

they kinda keep you warm i guess

but long johns are cooler

[void kelp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153801114091521/1043904420347383838/FZwVQVIUYAA45y3.gif

[high sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/933864074624790545/1005910657230712893/meel_gej_.gif

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-dies-gif-21956120

I wear long johns

[high sail]

based

[void kelp]

i don't

[high sail]

i wore short jeans over them too

femboy kit bassicly

[void kelp]

short jeans? like shorts?

[high sail]

short jeans

[void kelp]

cutoffs I'm guessing

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-cat-memes-gif-25643419

[high sail]

daisey dukes but longer

[high sail]

infantry fighting vehicle

[void kelp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043642275554664508/1053521941115457536/1651343048700.gif

[high sail]

i have tons of speech bubble memes

and some may get me muted

[void kelp]

i have a lot of cat gifs

https://tenor.com/view/headbanging-cat-headbang-cat-metal-cat-heavy-metal-cat-gif-21213763

[high sail]

based lad

[void kelp]

what playing tarkov does to a mf

[high sail]

oh also @void kelp a reason for why i did femboy kit was cus i ordered a astfolo patch from black variable

[void kelp]

theres 1 patch that i want to buy for my duty cosplay

[candid cloud]

Nice patch.

[void kelp]

thanks brother

[high sail]

pkpatchworks does some wonderful patches

[void kelp]

i am out of beer jealous

[candid cloud]

Sadge.

[high sail]

@void kelphttps://blackvariable.com/collections/meme-accessories/products/astolfo-x-vorpal-hunnie-patch-limited-run
this was the patch i got

[void kelp]

if they have tomboy patches

[high sail]

idk what a tomboy is

[void kelp]

so basically

the opposite of a femboy

[high sail]

wha

[void kelp]

masculine woman

[high sail]

oh

[void kelp]

i mean it was just like a girl who wanted to wear jeans and play sports or whatever 30 years ago and that was weird

[fervent isle]

uhm.

[candid cloud]

Femboy, half-life 2 cosplay, yeah, looks like City 17 has been captured by some femboy hater.

[void kelp]

ok minecraft time

you just said you were playing stalker wth

stalkir crashed

[high sail]

wha

[void kelp]

me no want fix

[candid cloud]

What?

[high sail]

wha

[void kelp]

do you ever play hl2rp @high sail

[high sail]

i played hl2

not rp

[candid cloud]

I wasn't talking about rp.

[void kelp]

I was just asking~ I play on gmod servers sometimes

gmod rp is fun

[candid cloud]

I was talking about a new story in hl2.

[void kelp]

I was deviating

im eating

[candid cloud]

Ah yes.

Cat memes.

[high sail]

i havent done cosplay

ever

[void kelp]

i have 15 Yottabytes of cat memes on my pc

[high sail]

i already played in femboy kit so

[void kelp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043642275554664508/1053525896532869200/the_horrors.gif

[void kelp]

why why?

[high sail]

WHY NOT

i wanted to try out new stuff

[candid cloud]

The man has balls.

[high sail]

i do

[void kelp]

well

he's a dude

he has to have balls

[candid cloud]

The dude can live without balls as well.

[void kelp]

no pp no balls

is that science

think anyone can have balls

bro

i just want a pp19

my starlink is being stupid and its almost 5

[high sail]

call me waifu man

or waffles

[void kelp]

pancake girl

[candid cloud]

Even better.

Girl.

[void kelp]

stop the cap

[high sail]

im a man dawg

[void kelp]

there are no girls on discord

[candid cloud]

Proof?

[void kelp]

femboy or mandog

[high sail]

man dog?

[void kelp]

mandog

[void kelp]

it's either a femboy or a dude who got gender reassignment surgery

[candid cloud]

Me about to call a woman, not Nozar.

[void kelp]

that's not a real person

you should take your medication

[high sail]

im waifu/ waffles

or waifuslayer

[void kelp]

you're not a woman

[high sail]

correct

[void kelp]

in fact women are not real

[candid cloud]

One serious question.
@whole fractal , are you a girl or boy?

[void kelp]

we're just imagining stuff

[high sail]

when i find funny

[void kelp]

gaslighting is not real you're just crazy

[high sail]

really

[high sail]

no

[void kelp]

What if being crazy is not real but just gaslighting?

[candid cloud]

Ok, femboy.

[void kelp]

maybe idk

[high sail]

❤️

[void kelp]

is your family missing?

think about it

[whole fractal]

Girl

||Ещё раз по такой ерунде пинганёшь - я тебя покусаю.||

[candid cloud]

Thanks, I appreciate your answer.

[candid cloud]

||Кусай, там говорили что девки не существуют.||

[void kelp]

hmm

funny symbols

[high sail]

femboy language

[whole fractal]

||Ясно. Какой-то несмешной юмор)||

@void kelp @high sail hi

[high sail]

hello lad

[void kelp]

greetings

[whole fractal]

How are you doing?

[void kelp]

im playing minecraft

[whole fractal]

Mmm, minecraft ^^

[high sail]

im playing roblox and thinking about doing femboy skirt airsoft kit

[void kelp]

man

i dont get it

[whole fractal]

:)

[void kelp]

why do you want a femboy airsoft kit

[high sail]

why not

[void kelp]

that's not an answer

tell me

what's so cool about it

[finite apex]

I remember a video about

s.t.a.l.k.e.r. airsoft

In finland

[void kelp]

man

i need to check something

[finite apex]

wha is it

[high sail]

its looks kinda cuteish

[finite apex]

ah yes comrade waifu

you will lead us to victory

[void kelp]

can't relate

[high sail]

everyone has different tastes

[finite apex]

thats true

I personally like the taste of battery acid

[void kelp]

the taste of mustard is nice

[finite apex]

especially the gas one

mmm...

perfection

[high sail]

ok

[high sail]

its also pretty good to move in

plus you look more unique which i like

[void kelp]

no i just like mustard

i dont like talking about toxic gases

because 1. me me no like 2. i live an hour away from auschwitz

[finite apex]

wait you live next to auschwitz-

[void kelp]

yea

[finite apex]

have you ever went there?

[void kelp]

yes sir

a few months ago

[finite apex]

did you take pics?

[void kelp]

no

my great grandmas uncle was an electrician at auschwitz

[finite apex]

must've been the most weirdest electrician job

[void kelp]

idk

[void kelp]

also i don't know if it was before or after the war

[finite apex]

was auschwitz still allowed inside after the war even?

[void kelp]

que?

[high sail]

@void kelpwanna see something

[void kelp]

uhhhh

ok

[high sail]

Yes that is me

[void kelp]

cool

[high sail]

if anyone has questions, ask away

[polar lynx]

stupid fvcking old fart dumbass idiot old fart

[high sail]

hoe's mad

[void kelp]

i though we was gonna drink the wd-40

[gray jetty]

Yah know what I need

I need

A nforce 590 sli

[sharp moss]

fat

[high sail]

Ye

[high sail]

I had fun so

[old stone]

Is that a pitbull?

[sharp moss]

I don't know dogs so i can't answer that question

[old stone]

[carmine forge]

Girl leaves him
Leaves the house to her

simp grindset

[sharp moss]

Cause he unironically lives in the US

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-of-cringe-cringe-gif-20747133

[void kelp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153801114091521/1053909047801290762/7sx4qmcyr7y91.gif

[tiny dew]

🤬

[void kelp]

life long alimony payments

[simple sage]

َ℞#0961 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/fade-away-oooooooooooo-aga-emoji-crumble-gif-20008708

wait

LIFE long?

[wind hull]

America Moment

[sharp moss]

Just make her disappear

[tiny dew]

Hear me out, BLOCK WOLF

[sharp moss]

@void kelp ?

[void kelp]

bro what are you trying to say here

[sharp moss]

That the user.ltx is in the appdata folder

[tiny dew]

It's always been there

https://tenor.com/view/shaq-what-stare-hot-huh-gif-16355428

[void kelp]

there's nothing burger in it for me

only the logs file

[sharp moss]

Reinstall the game tbh

[gray jetty]

Good morning gentlemen

[finite apex]

Howdy ho

[high sail]

Good morning jack
You dont wanna see what pic i posted in this channel

[gray jetty]

I’m not even Gonna look