#π¬βen_offtop
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HΓ‘ yes your mean the Makarov correct
9mm hmmmm
do i look like a barbarian to not play half life
oh, definitely not, we've caught each other acting like fools many times
π€¨
it's just embarrassing though
dont tell me famous games tell me other games
what about USP Match
there's no need to be ashamed of who you are
that's how i lost all my friends
GSH-18 is sexier tho
The recoil on that is WAY too low
I dunno I dunno,I have this urge to create a model ala Glock 18 PDW pseudo SMG but for the M1911
Of course the gun models will be mirrored as GOD Intended
Yo what anime is this
Try Intrusion 2.
It's a 2D shooter which counts i guess
feking 2d
worth it tho
i hate paper so what do you think about 2d shet
Maybe I should make the M1911 shoot 9x18,that or 9x39,which of them would cause more discomfort?
Mmmmm idk, it's easier to make a Glock full auto than a 1911 because Glocc is Striker, 1911 is Hammer Fired
magic of games,it's easy,just gotta think of what would piss ppl off the most
Pin the barrel in place and use 10mm Auto. Make it direct blowback
Wrist destroyer Supreme
Try a game called "You are Empty"
An exquisite piece of slavjank
bro this bathrobe makes me feel like i put jesus skin on
12ga?yes yes
No 2ga
Blow your shoulder off
You realize how massive that is lol
what kind of ohio typa shet is this
The game has NO lighting and all shadows are drawn by hand so it MUST run on your pc
I'll have the player ragdoll and take 50 percent of damage on firing
As the founding fathers intended
The KS23 is a 4 gauge shotgun and it's a 23mm originally...... that 1911 would be unwieldy
alternative stalker
it was suppose to be a ww2-mw era game not ohio
how in the
it's set in 1955
The objective here is to make idiotic online gun experts winge in pain,so if you have any more ideas,I'm all ears
shut up uk what i mean
well one of the guys who helped with stalker art direction also worked on this game
he must be from ohio too
his nickname is "Lukash" and Freedom's leader in SoC is named after him
STALKERS ohio raids GSC
i am asking y'all cuz if i search on youtube i get gay poern simulation with hitler twerking with mp40
Okay, Derringer in 12 gauge that can only chamber 3" magnum shells
The algorithm makes recommendations based on your preferences
so thats why
stalker: australia version
(emu war reference)
@void kelp why are you deleting everything you said π
i literally just scrolled up to reread a thing and it disappeared before my eyes
i ask for the relevance of this statement
it is literally just a movie trailer
again i ask for the relevance of this
this just sounds like you dont want people to quote you on things you said in the past π
3.14
greetings
(he failed Calculus)
this is proof that you don't know what pi is
i will get to calculus when i get to calculus
pi is half of a circle
its needed to still do circles
cool math games?
Graphwar is an artillery game in which you must hit your enemies using mathematical functions. The trajectory of your shot is determined by the function you wrote, and your goal is to avoid the obstacles and your teammates and hit your enemies. The game takes place in a Cartesian Plane.
i swear to god you are the most disruptive person i have ever had the displeasure of talking to online
quit injecting shit into conversations
my brother in christ you were the only one not talking about math
learn how to talk to a real human being
anyway @pearl wraith what do you think
a full circle is 2pi, or 6.282 radians
'real'
like complete name and old highschool photos
and nobody cared π
guy did nothing but get everyone BUT the mods mad at him
for disrupting a conversation
McDonalds Virus 
why are you deleting all your messages?
someone finally realized he's cringe
I was in the middle of reading the burgers > burgers thing!
based
based
based
her biceps are thicker than her legs
which one of you
https://twitter.com/DeludedPhobes/status/1601639741661011968?s=20&t=yQasyOo8cxdP6oxeqvVkbQ WHOOOO WAS IT!!
because this is funny
"delusional transphobes" like bruh
most obvious bait ive ever seen
it says here that i am a "stable genius" so erm...
it also says my IQ is 178, impressive!
The name also implies that there are some non-delusional transphobes, which is pretty funny.
also implies that the trannies aren't delusional
oh yeah trannies isnt filtered here like in c-con
official server secretly more KEYED?
yknow the term "blowing a tranny" really can have two meanings depending on what person you are
its also funny how shit isnt blocked but when you attach it to a word it blocks it
Ehh, I've seen people with actual delusions π€·
like my brother


troons, trannies....insane people I call them!
hey @jay gaius whatever screenshot this stuff too
i was gonna be kind and ask if they knew it was bait
but nvm
She be bouncing.
#Meme #Funny #UnusualMeme
buddy my transphobia isnt bait
its 100% REAL BONAFIDE
you didn't have much of a father either, did you brother
As a schizophrenic, I can confirm delusions make me spontaneously change gender.
idc
my end goal is to show up in the next screenshot
statistically neither did they
statistically that means they're the other side of the coin
we're heads, they're tails
better to be a head than an ass am i right fellas
I don't want to be a donkey.
stable genius, actually, its on my birth certificate
jay / gaius can i be in the next one
IQ of 178
bro probably saw that looking at the discord for the first time in months
he never gonna see this π
big words for a dude who would die if you tipped his wheelchair
if he wasnt dead already!
look at this fool smh
how can you underestimate a dead guy
not sure but you can easily overestimate someone who has an anime character wearing a maga hat as a profile picture
Lmao, I at first thought his suit was a beard
you've never felt a woman's touch
gf is actually just at the dollar store
waiting for her to come back so we can go to the laundromat together cuz i havent seen her all day cause i was at work
does she say you're her bf, or are you assuming it because you went on a single date together
yall are shitters im clocking out
been together 4 years
agreed
i love her :)
the dollar store? 
Why? Don't like Team Fortress 2?
tick tock shinin like a wrist watch
do you live in a trailer park
@void kelp
I think the laundromat part is even more shameful
we live with her family
in a trailer park
we're only going to the laundromat bc the dryer at the house is on the fritz
as for the dollar store: the dollar store is comfy
LOUD AND PROUD BABY
Reason: Capital letters

mood
I AM A WHITE MAN GOD BLESS AMERICA
Reason: Capital letters
this man is the definition of white trash 
this is the american that other countries hate
assuming hes american\
do you eat frozen pizza and instant mac and cheese
i havent had instant mac or frozen pizza in a hot minute actually
only people i ever see parading maga hats on discord are ironically latinos

they get it
the latinx kings tbh
latino discords funny as hell though
my latinx bretheren
did you just say latinx
its a joke dw
did you REALLY JUST SAY latinx
I have friends that would murder you with a shiv for saying "latinx"
platy
i just got gimmick accounted for being transphobic you really think i would unironically say latinx
alright i like you 
this man said hes white and proud
do you think he would use latinx
me tinx you're forgetting an o
@void kelp are you aryan
honorary aryan, one could say im hitlers top guy
Kanye?
nominal aryan
i love this little fella
Reason: Capital letters
okay...ill do it for you hitler!
post screenshots of my funnies
im a funny guy
pay more attention to me
NO
you are a mere mole
Imbatu Kuhm, a bomb squad member defusing a bomb placed during a terrorist attack broadcasts his final words over the radio
Dark mode is unironically bad though
also because high saturation only looks good on light mode
the only good saturation i like on dark mode is 35% and lower
autism
so unless you want the quotes to look like this
Just a fact π
its fact that you have autism?
would you mind explaining this fact?
bro im sorry i didn't know you were diagnosed
In what way is dark mode "bad"
please elaborate
looks bad
boring
so boring it hurts the eyes more than light mode
not really no
idk, dark mode looks better imo
I'm not sensitive to light (I'm a welder)
i used to hate light mode, but when i got so bored of darkmode i would avoid discord because of it. i switched
Quite simple.
I grew up using 'light mode', I like 'light mode' and 'dark mode' is ugly and hurts my eyes. Every time I see a site defaulting to'dark mode' I either switch the mode or I stop using it. π€·
"Dark mode is unironically bad though"
the only real sites i commonly use dark mode on is youtube
you were raised wrong...
and literally only youtube
where did your parents go wrong....
unironically normally points to a controversial truth, not an opinion.
nah, thats based.
my opinions are fact 
There was no 'dark mode' back then tbh
it is though
its boring
uninspired
hard to copy the color for memes
looks terrible with high saturation
only looks good with no saturation
such a primitive era...
the only saturation thats good with dark mode
The only real issue with light mode is that some servers use very bright colours for nicknames
bro's never heard of the eye dropper tool
its not always accurate dummy
it literally is. π
if the eyedropper tool were that simple for me then i wouldnt complain
it literally takes the exact color of a pixel
also sucks to have to jump through about 4 more hoops to grab a screenshot of the background just to eyedrop tool it for a meme im making in 30 seconds otherwise
when i can just use white
Not again...
bold of you to assume i use mspaint
Why even care about what mode someone is using in discord?
That's like, pretty stupid
what.
yeah
do you unironically use paint3d π
well then the question is why would you care about someone else's opinion at all?
True
bad argument. literally here we are
no, I see it as an accurate argument
Eh, the reason is pretty simple - they are unaccustomed to it and react agressively to new things
Also some do it purely for the meme
at the end of the day light mode vs dark mode boils down to opinions and preference, the latter of which can also be boiled down to opinion.
hating what you dont understand is objectively correct and based
Sidorovich in his bunker after he manages to convince yet another stalker into finding and bringing him an artifact for less than 10% of it's real cost:
π
im so cool
this makes me want to kill myself, send more
I'm going to binge watch this, take some cold and flu medicine, and then go to bed
wish me luck, brothers
what on earth did I just agree to

That was an awful decision.
Goodness there was more than I thought there was
if I don't wake up tomorrow, it's because my brain had a seizure from the level of fever dream I'm about to have
hey fellas
I got heart attcak...
When i'm trying to go great swamp on the cordon bridge idk it's bug or something
And i heared someone said hello. Stalker.. but no one around here and in pda doesn't have any stalker detected....
HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE
Reason: Capital letters
A little bit heart attcak u know ?
Spoiler filter cause of 9/11/01 reference.
Itβs been god knows how many years since I watched this video
Anime MFs when they found out a character could be old
Loners aren't even a faction if you ask me
The US Navy - invented by a Scottish Person
hello everybody!
uhm.
stalkers i played soc and cs and cop and coc now its time for anomaly the only problem is items appear wrong
like a medkit appears as bread and helmet
Don't do it
shut up
I've warned you
i am still playing theme but got bored and i need something new
anomaly is a mod not a curse or a demon its a game if it controls you then you are wrong
Now tell me how can i fix this items problem
or else you will lose your bolts
guys i asked
bro is about to commite war crimes as serb and spread communism as soviet and rob people as romanian
we do not spread communism
Lady Samurai from Mega NRG Man on old commercial film for the stunning Mazda RX-7.
90's commercials were so pure π
Hehehe
finally, a good meme
Did he steal it?
Yes.
I lurk here everyday for the stalker cat memes
no it's actually produced there
why would he want to steal when he already has the best AK
Did they steal the steal the materials?
EV engineer? cringe
goes very hard
Because heβs Romanian
that's racist
Closest thing to Automotive engineering
No itβs not
i think you ma hoe
it is, discrimination
Reason: Bad word usage
hes ma hoe dawg
It isnβt racism, romanian is not a race
still discrimination
but you're learning about electric cars so not much can be saved
L + donβt care + didnβt ask
I mean, it is the future afterall
can we peg that man
We get paid for child labour
Brother
peg him not with a meat flute
ye
say less
better than american health care
But no in fairness, it was just a prank brother. No harm meant. Yeah I do study EV Engineering. Yes itβs cringe but as I said, itβs the closest thing that I can get to in terms of Automotive engineering. Next year my class gets to build a race car which should be fun. I personally donβt like EV cars but it is the future and we canβt do anything about it. I do understand the bad side of things and I do prefer to have a gasoline car than an EV.
i'm so sorry
hoe
kys
Wow this makes me want to kill myself. Send more.
Death Card: Take a shower
@rough nest goes hard
Hi
ye
i need this pc I NEED IT
Very true
the sad thing about cool cases like these is that unless you want to pay like $500, you can't get it
and some dude in a 3rd world country probably has like 8 of these he's using as grain storage
ofc
if i had one choice to become gay to a vehicle gaw damn i would choose a BTR
i am durnk agein
Stalkers explain wtf is wrong with my anomaly i swear i didnt get it from ohio its 1.5.1 from moddb
you installed a coc mod in anomaly, they are not compatible and all AO weapons are already in anomaly, reinstall the game because you messed it up
i didnt
its a extracted anomaly
dollar store ass anomaly
ohio anomaly
Dont you say that you put the coc AO on anomaly? You literally said that
Skill issue
its ur brain issue understanding petruha
Reason: Capital letters
what in world is this
i will judge @everyone by looking at theme
omg
morocco is the goddamn boogeyman of the world cup
and i love it
by far my favorite team so far
they beaten his ass
every single time there was an upset victory, it was morocco
first the riots in brussels, spain missing their penalty shots, now ronaldo possibly stepping down
morocco is behind it all
yeah
algerian?
idk why most of people here hate morroco by defualt like it came from their father sperm 'a war with morroco occured after independence and they dont even know about it but still hate'
in games in football in videos everything 'and i hate royalty'
lol
thank UN or it would have become the People State Of Morroco
they were like: Africa has enough wars why make another π€
i have come across hungarian music
i know one thing my contry spend alot on its the army
and become hungry
to sit next to my russian(with serb and albanian in it), english, celtic, polish, german, and finnish playlists
i want to make a t-shirt what ideas do you guys have
that one greek euro
with the stickman holding a euro
i have idea soviet T-Shirts
what the greeks must have their 4yros rule the economy and currency
its possible to still see them in circulation
im pretty sure
we used to have a half penny
which sounds terrible
considering inflation
stalker faction patches
and a weed camo
but no credit card aww shet imma rob shops then 
Why is there no sin faction choice?
what do you mean
Yes, it was cut
No way
Nah
bc it's a cut faction,and bc it SUCKS
like its bad
No
very very bad
Nah
they were cut for a reason and should remain CUT
Hello i am from russia
What was the reason
i am from earth good to see you
imagine jesufying stalkers
they and Monolith were kind of just the same so they were cut,why have 2 of the same faction
i have some similar ones but they're about games
@robust phoenix^^
do share
i already did a few times here i think
proof?
lmaooooo
Based friends
rdr2 ending goes hard
never played it and looking at the file size,never going to
neither will i
i just like watching videos about it
more than a tenth of a terabyte is enough to make me cringe at the thought
same man i will get a real job and get a better pc
getting a job at 14 in algeria is easy as pie specially when ur physically strong
its less of a file size thing and more of an internet thing
i dont want my internet to be absolute dogwater for the better half of a week to play a game
ur using mobile or what
what
you make no sense
then i will quit being petruha
and become balkan man in NY
you do realize there are things,evil things,known as internet providers,and limited size packages,as well as your position on earth might not be adequate for high speeds
I am forced to use satellite,but at least my ISP is cool
bro i am getting 8kb/s so shut up
Stalkers! Chall i quit being petruha for ones and forever?
i use satellite and am fine with it
when everybody in the town i live nearby starts complaining about power cables being torn apart by heavy snow, i can just laugh
cover it
just freaking cover it wood metal whatever
cover what
its not illegal when its your own cable
if it is Embrace Ultranationalism
Hit the goverment with chemicals
no not personal cables
the government power cables
they get torn down by heavy snow
communists when they see an ad for marxism (this is capitalistic marketing)
because wisconsin will have no snow for 2 months, but then all of that missing snow comes all at once in 3 hours
again Stalkers! Chall i quit being petruha for ones and forever?
indeed
KYS
drg ost goes hard
Everything got wiped out...
Good
gunner is so fun
stressful though
game: Deep Rock Galactic - Ghost Ship Games
song: I'm Still Standing - Elton John
why do people keep asking me for the song or the game it's in the description and the pinned comment??
he is one of my favs
Among Niko and Scar and Strelok and Nick and Makarov and Nick and Yuri
Hunt down the freeman
hunt down the freeman jar
more like hunt down a better game
welcum
you did my man alex dirty
why not do all of them at once
eh good enough
Xaxa
Redditor
press your prostate if you think there should be hdtf2
It screws up whenever i send em all at once
here, allow me
Oh wait they fixed it
nvm allow him
A redditor old man clean your ears or something
how
i dunno
freedom reference
They're the same person
zeleboba
porohobot
is that a trans and return to male or what
what are you even saying
he has tits but in same time they aint
you just cant handle the peak male performance
what
This is what the ideal female body looks like
wolf sent me to a mission i am drunk
You can disagree, but it's peak performance
search pyro inflation on goolag images
Name this meme
relatable
Why do you post like the worst Tense screens
its useful and gives the reciever a feeling of windows 7 crashing althought he has windows 10
space anomaly
Wanna look up some sonic inflation art? Google "How neoliberal policies led to the 2008 crisis"
Tachenko when chepurny dissapears
name this meme
i can hear everything he is saying and what he means
Balls
It autocorrects to "How based policies led to the 2008 cope"
Stalker inflation art(real)
its a JRPG isnt it
sakharov's personal money printer
β¬οΈ β¬οΈ all of those 'i mean everyone including me' is cringe and gay dont you ever dare commenting
or else it catches u
Lets have this message a memory stalkers
i have heard nothing good about it
thats par for the course
no i mean like, nothing
it's uh
the only two things i heard about it is that it's bad and was made by some alt-right weirdos
ive seen more flint fans than yiik fans
based
answer me,what genre is it
yes it seems jrpg
rpg probaBLY
CAST IT TO FIRE
Reason: Capital letters
KILL MAIM BURN
Reason: Capital letters
JRPGs are the eternal sin of video games
ive heard more hate on yiik than omori
rpgmaker games are the best games out there
jrpgs are literally all exactly the same
nah
trolling master
they literally are
no, really
kys
youre such a kidder
nah
kys
i need to get back into old rpgmaker horror games
the amount of copium
you're scared of the truth
kys
nah
kys
nah
this joke is going on for a long time,when's the punchline?
hah
wah
wahoo
silly jokes
bah
i played ib
and now i should try another
is this you
i love RPGs
no this is me
ever heard of https://store.steampowered.com/app/1885750/Betrayal_At_Club_Low/
I think so,of course you have,bc youre a cool duderino
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$9.99
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Point and Click? Roguelike? RPG? Detective? Third Person?
this seems
youn dont know what it is?I feel hurt,disappointed even
Obra dinn looks like a good game
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don't blame me i'm in active search of games like this
Monika Sunday
kys
Considering that one billion critics did videos on how its a modern classic, yeah
lucas pope games in general looks sick
Sleepy Joe has killed the production floor
Stalkers i will quit being petruha and become a bootleg bandit yes or no?
I highly recommend this game,play it,the soundtrack and wackyness is very laid back
Papers Please 2 when?
papers please has amazing music
Ive been following the guy for ages now
joe mama did what?
become tremor
Joe Biden
i am not gay
wait what the he was the guy who made papers please?
oh wow
he made papers please, and then obra dinn
become Niko
You really didn't know?
from oneshot?
from gta
no i did not
But there is a glimmer of hope
never played gta4
based
On the list the end of January has something that has me very excited
Huh?
i miss helpers era
@coarse rapids Is there a Coh 1 mod that's vanilla+ without it focusing on realism?
Oh
I dont think so
Let me guess you also haven't even heard about Republia Times
GG
Looks like im playing vanilla for the rest of my life
theres coh2 mods like that
I think that guy was literally inspiration for bellic
The list though it has a tool addressed to Arizona
IT'S A BROWSER GAME HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THAT
Yea but i only have like 40% of COH 2 available to me
Reason: Capital letters
And whatβs in Arizona is the tsmc gigafab
<@&610444946968805386> i can ping this role as much as i can and nobody can stop me cuz its like the truck cementry
i only have base game commanders
at least i have all factions
THAT IS LITERALLY A PREQUEL TO PAPERS PLEASE
Reason: Capital letters
a sequel actually but it was released earlier than PP
How many hours?
goliaths being behind a paywall in coh2 makes me wanna get coh1
btw stalkers i am having a problem with anomaly item icons appear wrong like a bread and helmet is a medkit exo helmet is a 9x18 ammo its vanilla i dont mod anomaly and 1.51
Look
mods coming out of the walls rn
Well you can cheese it via cheat commands, wait 5 minutes to pass then just kill everything with the mod
thats the glory hole coom
But yea the grind is cancerous
guys dont u foking ignore what i asked
want me to do it?
go for it buddy
im always too bad at rts games to even try playing online against people
im too afraid of being the weak link
okay
also holy shit that gif
Do not even think about doing it
hello kuro
Anyways, the issue are mods in conflict or corrupted files
Hello
Coh 1 was recently on sale, 1 and it's expansions for 6 euros
And you get Bazinga'd
I can hire you as a muted for 48 hours
thats Khaletsky
Also why not just play 1 v 1 s then lol
you know what
i am not a coward so
my reaction to that gif
not very good at the game
What's up, gaymers
(it was a gif reaction of an anime person giving head)
my reaction to that gif(didn't actually see it)
that is a metal ass riff for bad to the bone
the song riff isnt nearly as good as that
NOOOOOO
Kuro mr urro
wait
Give us atleast a euro
I wish I could eat more Adderall
polish?
cool
Welcome
good
for a dude literally named 'waifuslayer' you have an absurd amount of these
Ahaha no shet
Stalkers witness me
Real
fake
<@&524189227144052757> Buzz off! I am insane, I belong in the asylum! Stay away or I'll kill you!
death is imminent
They are only used as an insult
Damn
Petruha was never a coward
He really did it
Take your shot @shy narwhal i am ready for it
A Promise for a promise isnt it?
damn we really went from defcon 5 to defcon 4 1/2
shits heating up
I Did what is enough to be applied do it now
im genuinely insane
How to shot yourself without having a bullet.
Step 1.
oh my god this ending is genius
You actually went on and played it?
yes?
What game is that?
republia times
A prequel(actually sequel but released earlier) to papers please
That sounds fun
I Took so long because it was my internet 
I liked Paper's Please
BTW if you play it again it's now called Democria Times
You know who else is fun?
chasing women alone at night down the street screaming at them
but despite the rebeliion's success Kurtsov is a leader of new rebels
THE
Thats a psudeogiant mission
You're genuinely a hoe
implying im female
male stripper
You're now a female
Its a women kick her out
das rite!
my friend always finds a new blue pen in his backpack i told him how he said they like doing deeds
aw shet strelok disabled C-Con and the moderators died
reeeeee why won't messages load
thats why i wasnt muted man its god choice
Petruha unironically went on and pinged all mods for no reason and they did nothing about it.
fcking legend
i found this video and i can relate i've been doing this to my brothers
or would the representative be kuro, and jack is strelok
they wont like ur thanking ofc and mute me i know it
FINISH HIM
Reason: Capital letters
strelok when FINISH HIM
finish IN him
What if we all become this? its possible
How many US Convoys did you guys hunt today?
i got 5
sorry here it is
sheeeet its still
thats better
aww man i forgot to play soc wasted my entire free time
does this thing actually exist?
cya and leave me alone i am drunk
fairly sure it's a joke
otherwise I have 3 terrorists in my friends list
β User is suspected to be a part of an online terrorist organization. Please report any suspicious activity to Discord staff.
There
Good evening, @carmine forge
Hi @nocturne rock
wouldnt actually work
you checked?



