#🤨┃stalker_memes
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Freedom: tries to explain why they are suffering from tuberculosis and addiction, their liver cancer and failure and how their pp wasn't destroyed in anomaly and fails
Duty:
Duty woman would be straight to the point in bed.
Griga
Меченый пораскинул мозгами
Clear Sky's plot be like:
As a freedom member, I approve!
Weebs have no place in the zone or the stalker community.
Clear sky players:
-mute @hazy mason 12h Jokes like this are not allowed.
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pov: you are playing any S.T.A.L.K.E.R
pov: somebody posted a meme in #🤨┃stalker_memes
Теорема Виста гласит:
Если обнаружен сталкер, то нужно открыть огонь, а если цель потеряна— то собрать гоблинов и прочесать сектор
By Ы. Т. А. Л. К. Е. Я
Translate: The main requirements of Common Consciousness's commetee - Kill the Strelok
(just a meme, no politics, thanks
)
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Stray lock or whatever idk I don't play S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
I have literally manually edited the HTML to get this one screenshot, worth it (Inspired by Contractor's post, but I hate how that emoji looks, so I used Discord's emoji)
#🤨┃stalker_memes in nutshell
List of bandit's ranks.
Faction war as Clear Sky's member be like:
Meanwhile, Clear Sky: "Get out of my swamp!"
Freedom members
(no offense)
Yooo stalker 2
Теперь у сталкера есть свой Шампанов
(pls dont hurt all radios are great)
yea the music is great but what the point of posting woman?
stalker when he heard a joke that he had already heard more than hundreds of thousands of times:
А поновее ничего нет? 
"Blin, a posmeshnee nichego net?"
Random stalker by the fire
holy wish granter the mercs music slaps
Literally all the people who react with 🤨 on every meme:
Builds vs release game
Madness Stalker : Project Zone
Ъудем
Military faction girl would do everything in sets in bed as if it were a physical training exercise.
Newborn pseudo

Не предлагать, могу не отказаться 
not stalker but
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"get out of here stalker"
me asf:
Me when I watch over my sister's cat for the week
На самом деле выбросы были взяты с Евангелиона: конец, получается Сергей Григорович анимешник
?
Oh
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HOLY STRELOK!! BLIND DOGS!!!
So you can go to blind dogs with such weapons in your hands
Reason: Bad word usage
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ТЧ интро би лайк:
Translation?
left pic:
- Look at this Zone's reward! A bolt!
right pic: - Damn, she has a bolt! But what a good one...
more like this
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Pretend this Kolobok is a funny meme
bold move stealing my meme
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bold move to think it was good
Bold of you to talk in this channel ;)
bold
ENG:I'm all drunk with your love, I'm just waiting for a hot kiss.
zoo-wee-mama
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no
I DON'T GET IT
I get it 
Stalker 2 leak
(obviously gonna trade couple magazines or so)
Reason: Bad word usage
С праздником кстати 
Virgin Major Degtyarov
Chad Alex Degtyrev
*bolt move
Tactical hotdog
translation?
Sprawdź czy nie ma cię w rozkazach syndykatu
Ahah, look for yourself in the orders of the Syndicate
I'm always near
@primal osprey don't.
what happening
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My one true love
❤️ 🥰🥰
dont believe in the shiny rock
Translation: Girls tattoos: flowers, hearts
Boy tattoos:
Correction: "Boys tattoos"
We need the opposite reaction meme now
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Happy Valentine's day
До официального начала разработки сталкача в компинии был шпион, который каждый вечер по чистую удалял все наработки по игре
Real
Don't worry Stalkers, you'll never have to be lonely on this day if you embrace Монолит 
Made by me :)
Freedom members dodging everyone's gunfire because of their lighter armor
clear sky
Stalker 2 ending
"The final emission"
I forgot to crop the end off shhh
Please make this with Grygorovych or Dean Sharpe
and at this time Sidorovich will dissolve in the sky
Weed 🤤
I have fork
Your anime is invalid 
POV: Your the loner that pointed a gun at me
a man of culture
metro appreciaters:
call kardan for help

Duty members when encountering anything they slightly disagree with
Average Anomaly mod player
you big fat copy man of copyness. I MADE THAT
i just found it in dms, is there any way I can credit this?
lol dw. I'm used to it. Not really. Just spread the word of PapaKev 😳
@woven isle is infected with the 🤨 virus, he must be cured.
I found the cure
What if Vova Vist trained with the U.S. Army?
Monolith girl would shout "Oh Monolith oh Monolith" when getting plowed in bed.
the image that will to scare CS players

Translate pls, i pay for it with
Degtyarev
I agree to the extraordinary rank of major
No, I refuse the offered position, I want to go to the Zone as a permanent observer from the Security Service
Fang: "Leave him. You can't help him yet."
Ghost: "No, Fang. I won't leave him."
No

-What's this? Someone's eager to get their maslina pills? Let's see!
-Fireball!
-Wait a sec.. Why is there a fireball here? Did I stumble on a boss?
-That's fun and all... but stalkers just aren't the same these days... Not even trying to run.
-Dumbass.
A good majority of this discord whenever the same anime STALKER picture is reposted for the 50000th time
Thank you
Let's combine the most hated and the most loved into:
Freedom members after I point out that their goal is a threat to the humanity that could lead to the Zone rapidly expanding and consuming several countries, resulting in millions of civilians dead (but it's not possible as it'd draw attention of the UN, NATO and Russia, aswell as other countries and cause even more strict lockdown procedures)
Me explaining to Clear Sky members that all we are fighting for is a free zone for all and that as long as we learn about it we can make it a hospitable environment which anyone can survive in despite its rapid expanse
and what kind of background is used for these videos? что за фонк в видео?
EVVORTEX - Vortex
Reason: Bad word usage
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There's a player model
the hormones released from that dim a stakers senses, thus making one more vulnerable. Owned liberal 😂
Было или нет хз, но всё же
sidenote: first meme I posted here with any effort
Sidmobile
Очень круто нарисовано
Этим артам уж сто лет в обед
-ban @flint sluice repeated violation of the rules, offensive content, provocative content
Banned @flint sluice from S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Official Community
I made one for the CS apologists and one for CS haters 
damn you missed the right position on the flaming horse,it should be the first not the last
Vova Vist monent
Те, кто в теме, что недавно на StopGame случилось с Солодом, думаю, поймут: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6bOMjc4_W0
12 dollars for murder :D
Only shadow of chernobyl and clear sky players understand
Факт: есть такая русская вариация карточной игры под названием "очко"
"plowed in bed"
Пожалуйста!!!
what is that thing
Super sus
me explaining to freedom and duty fanboys that stalker isnt real
Enjoy Boys! 
Чегоо?? Шыисят два?? Этого не может быть!
When I posted how I play with a Stalker model in the #meme, and I look at those who make a meme out of this
Когда я запостил как я играю с моделькой сталкера в #meme, и я смотрю на тех кто из этого сделал мем
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I literally go to the verge of my mental stability every time i see hornyposters, especially here, if you're a hornyposter yourself i can't lie to my morality that i don't want you to have a TERRIBLE life, i despise you like the vermin you are, i know this will prov become a copypasta but it does come from my heart.
bruh.
/e dance
Аномальная ванна
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It's going to my profile picture
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bad cropping
outdated meme
"imgflip.com"
peak S.T.A.L.K.E.R. discord server
Every novice stalkers in zone
I love rad 100 bar ♻️
duty!!
Stalker+Terraria (i created it)
MGMT-Little Dark Age
Strelok was actually Freedom, Scar was actually Freedom. The devs said
- Duty
(From reddit
) ♻️
them the drug effects go away and you still a loser with functional depression
proof
@surreal canopy u welcome
Choose Your Side
Monolith
T-pose
make love not war
real بوبي شموردا فورتنيت update walmart propaganda
Okey what the hell is this
who made this? and where do they live?
make war not love
The boys are just chilling in the Zone

old memes I made
Music please

Molchat Doma i guess
molchat doma's new album is amazing
nevermind hahaha i mistook him for someone else
😳
let me check
😠
The music from the Bar is like a pleasuring lullaby. The atmosphere is like the good old days. Magnificently 
running stalker 2 with i5 and 1050ti
Running stalker 2 with Alcatel OneTouch android 2.3
Imagining new stalker 2 screenshots in your head
Running stalker 2 with Nokia 3310
Playing stalker 2 in the basement of gschq
preorder stalker 2
receive plane ticket to chernobyl
now I actually might preorder it
"В войне группировок так бывает. Лебедев долго думает, а потом начинает быстро направлять отряды на Болота. В голове Лебедева партия сыграна на много ходов вперёд, а у "Ренегатов" вообще нет главаря.
Анонсы Крылова означали, что "Долг" был в курсе планов "Чистого Неба". В войне группировок нельзя пропустить ход, но Валерьян сейчас пытается сделать именно это. Дальше - начнется лопание орехов. Дальше - гнильца.
За этим интересно наблюдать, только если не вспоминать, что орешки - это мы"
А как поступишь ты?
🤤
There's at least 1 person like this
Clear sky reference
POV this is your favourite game (Take it easy! it's a meme...) @true nova
Now it's 2.2, even better
Replace the Anomaly one with he SoC one and vice versa, and you've got it xDDD
Never understood the hate for anomaly, is it because it's nOt LoRe AcCuRaTe I'll take my 100 mods to keep the game fresh thank you. Also fallout and stalker are great games just stalker has a way of not keeping me bored
The hate is dumb idd. People are upset that people don't understand the vanilla story line rather than a vanilla play through. The people that cry about a vanilla first run are mostly nostalgia snobs for caring so much about how strangers play a game
Just play how ever tf you want, I ain't your mommy
I never would've gotten the originals if it weren't for Anomaly so there's that ¯_(ツ)_/¯

I dont hate anomaly I just think it’s slightly annoying that people think STALKER anomaly is an accurate representation of STALKER as a whole. Anomaly is a great mod but there’s a lot of things that may make people confused if they only play Anomaly, like (spoilers) ||Renegades and Clear Sky existing at any capacity||, or not showing the humane sides of the Duty/Freedom conflict. I feel like Anomaly should be taken as it is, a fun free STALKER build, but a lot of people treat it like it’s canon and that it’s the only way to play STALKER
Or,Anomaly is just a mediocre mod with a problem called modders megalomania,hate is a strong word,it's just,really mediocre
There you go! Finally someone with the right answer!
Don't care about y'all opinion, every stalker is a chad
New sultan
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i speak no russian but i feel the pain in this meme
"...take guns from the build"
✂️
"and we get it, on release"
I expected that to happen 🤣
Found this one a while back
Idk if this is a repost. Can’t remember what server I got it from
.
Коли твого друга зжерла невидима гуманоїдна чухня/when your friend ate invisible humanoid shit/Когда твоего друга сожрала невидимая гуманоидная фигня
Хлопці де меми?
Тушкани поз'їдали поки нас не було 
10 июня 2006 года Зона внезапно осветилась нестерпимым светом. На несколько мгновений наступила полная тишина, и было видно, как в небе испаряются облака. Потом пришёл страшный грохот, содрогнулась земля. Большинство военнослужащих, охранявших периметр, мгновенно погибли
man, I missed these
Yay! I get to post here again!
anime
🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
POV: You're General Tachenko
(Me when I see all the channels re-opened, praise the rocc)
Glory to the Great Monolith my brother 
The time i fast travelled onto 2 pseudogiants and 8 sin boys
Whoever wandered how modern games are made here is a legitimate how it's made video that is totally not a sketch
https://youtu.be/HP08BFEpneU


The monolith is not filled with quirky anime tomboy girls. Be ashamed
Don't stop, man, we need more anime mercenary girl 😍
Lol
Pretty kek Kev
https://youtu.be/biF9jmZpoRo
@soft mirage тут в відео заборонена символіка, бан
Average STALKER shower
gotta wash all that zone stuff off
Else will like it 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g5fPyHxaBM I made a girly edit
Something I made in 2 evenings that started out as a meme. I couldn't get this song out of my head at work. I hope you'll enjoy it regardless. :-)
💭Inspiration:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaF7rXatU9E
🎵Music used:
The Girl Next Door - ON TOP
Oh yeaaaaaaaaah. Tired of people posting anime girls from Monolith.
No we don't
you're not welcome here, go away
If this was a faction I would join
Some furry made my meme even better

а колбасу делать хреновыми нынче стали

Stalcraft...
Когда пытаешься прокачать пм на максимум:
Least greedy Merc

Stalger :DDD
Why would monolith give you a sewing kit?
me when I saw controller in x16
Memes are back open less gooo:
ayo wtf kind of smut do they have stored on their devices
why
ngl clever usage of the format
газ-ААА 4М ещё не был так идеален
Heyo, any idea where this meme was from originally? Trying to find a source 🙂
Кто то хочет в гта 5 рп поиграть у меня есть аккаунт лишний могу дать в лс
Хахаахпха рил смешно
this isnt a stalker meme 🤨
Когда модераторы уснули и вы сами по себе
внимание анекдот
reposting
stalker heart of chernobyl leaked gameplay
Да
Regretful Lebedev is my old name,btw
Anomaly
Very nice (muzzle)
Cry some moar 🤨 
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I do apologize for this request, but could someone please translate it?
Translate: GSC betrayed the RU players/fans, why you took away S2 from us? You must lick our legs (there must be another word, I suppose) for everything what we have done for you.
Use Yandex translate for images
lick our wounds they mean?
Kissing/licking your feet. A way of saying sorry in a desperate fashion or being overly grateful
man tryna rest
Who's the guy though?
The patient is "Doesn't/No matter, who".
He is stupid and dumb. He wants everyone to believe him, he wanna make himself a hero of RU side.
But he became an idiot, while doing this.
i just ruined that meme
Ля, сделай гифкой, будет практичней
Drip Sky

why does anomaly have metro stuff in it?
cuz its a fan game so why not
Because it is
amogus
When the gunner(shooter) is SUS
Clear Sky radio x Counter Strike theme
Because ripping already made assets is easier then creating new ones(Anomaly devs are parasites
)
How do you mod in anomaly?

Just put add-ons into Anomaly folder
Mod Organizer 2
Всё так)
rel
Every member of stalker discord server when channels has been opened:
RP_SouthSide vault monent
Me when I mod STALKER Anomaly to the point of it being unrecognizable from its original form
Also made this friendly recommendation meme for the Anomaly players on r/stalker. 
I should finish Clear Sky then. Never got beyond the beginning of Limansk
Join factions!
If you have monitor pick it up:
Mf
mf
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Epic embed fail
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nice personality
what?
we need more stalker memes made 😔
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people waiting ten years for a new game and you're missing memes xd
funniest inside joke ever to come out of this channel
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😳

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memes ? Anomaly 😂
Нравится как Гус даже не дернулся когда шли флешбеки. Вот это выдержка!
Sin members when interrogated by duty:
🤨
Dunno if it's been posted already
anomaly players: "wHo'S StrELoK?"
Play the game how you wanna play, if you harass somebody for playing a different mod you're only doing the community a disservice.
a chuck norris meme definitely endangers the anomaly fan
namely because chuck isnt apart of modern society anymore he'll fade in time like everything else, Jesus is the only thing that wont
chuck is part of modern society as long as he is in our hearts and minds
Strelok irl??
strelok but evil

Metal STALKER Rising: Reanomaly
Strelok and Sidorovich

I have a better variant.
I have a better idea: Don't play Stalker at all 
NUUU
Acknowledging 🤨 will bring more 🤨
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finally got myself a zone-femboy
new emoji (real




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anomaly
Attention! Spoiler:
Wow a good meme on this server for once, the world is gonna end tomorrow
insert face_with_raised_eyebrow emoji
Cuz error in program 
Анекдоты by ЫТАЛКЕЯ
why was my post deleted? i dont even remember what it was 💀
u forgor? 
yo what the song?
Шрам в сталкере 2 
vortex anomaly
Yes, because that's sidorovitch.
Crawling out of the Cordon
No monoliths 🤨
A young mercenary learning the craft
Blind dog be like:
вот бы била егэ по
Hmmm stalker from wish on phone
Reason: Bad word usage
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Do you think Degtyarev will be in stalker 2?
🤨
🤨
🤨 ?
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If you don’t mind, I made it as a video 
Thx bro, im so lazy
Me after getting shotgun in SoC
Welcome to the zone🥶
No

Pls do not do the 🤨
🤨🤨🤨 please 🤨🤨🤨st🤨op 🤨!!! !🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
🤨
The beginning of the 🤨
Did I ever tell you definition of insanity is? Huh? Insanity is an exact repetition of one and that smiley, once again.
pls do the 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨
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🤨 👍
this sounded scary...
Yup that's me with 1K ammunition on my backpack
i remember that
Not enough monolith memes :(
Stalker drip when
I will never financially recover from this.
song name?
It's FNAF ambiance
Controlers be like:
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Когда кое-как без толкового снаряжения пошел в ЧАЭС и пытаешься убить стрелка, но ты спотыкаешься о нехватку патронов и медикаментов
🧐
🧐
Controller be like
Reason: Bad word usage
Будь-ласка не матюкайся, у нас дематюкація
strelok will never match the power of marked one
Monolithians be like:
What gets a monolithian hard though?
monolith
Artyom knows well.
rocks that say "I am here cum to me"
Maybe just a little…
Strelok leaving a note to the Marked one
"bread" funny
ladies and gentlemen, this is our humor.
The military who in the zone received a new combat helicopter
🤨
Help.
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My favorite moment in stalker
Still better then CS's ending
NPC with grenades in clear sky be like
Nice, I made a mistake in signed. Sang*.
Let me guess, Sidorovich is a waifu?
Average ukrainian child
Me when
This meme could be better
make one
Who 🤨
Asked 🤨
I should be muted for a very long time, banned even
pov faction wars:
duty guy really looks like Mr.bean
idk why but my idiot self helped duty 🤢 on my first run of soc
I wouldn't even admit that publicly if I was you
Im going insane if i see one more 🤨🤨🤨
🤨
🤨🤨♻️
This is kinda dark...
🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨
I wiped freedoms base out and kinda regret it
That gp5 does not fit him well
too small and fetish mask